01x08 - Rogercop

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir". Aired: September 1, 2015 – present.*
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A computer-animated series that takes place in modern-day Paris and revolves around the adventures of two teenagers who transform into their superhero personas, Ladybug and Cat Noir when evil arises.
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01x08 - Rogercop

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In the daytime, I'm Marinette,

just a normal girl with a normal life,

but there's something about me
that no-one knows yet,

because I have a secret.

♪ Miraculous! Simply the best! ♪

♪ Up to the test when things go wrong! ♪

♪ Miraculous! The luckiest! ♪

♪ The power of love, always so strong! ♪

♪ Miraculous! ♪

Help!

[panting]

[zapping]

[cackling]

[laughing]

[bleeping]

[gasping]

[Marinette gasps]

Oh, Super-Nathan, you're my hero.

It was nothing.

- I love you.
- I love you too.

Nathaniel!

What are you drawing?

Wh-Wh...

This is why you are failing science.

I'm sorry.

Go to the principal's office
and show him that chicken scratch!

Then you'll be really sorry.

[gasps]

[Marinette gasps]

Look Sabrina,

it's him as a superhero.

Look who he's saving,
It's Marinette.

He's totally crushing
on you, Marinette.

Give me that.

Enough, Nathaniel, go!

[evil voice]
Artists can be so emotional.

I love it.

[whooshing]

Fly to him, my little Akuma.

Draw him into our evil web.

[whooshing]

Are you tired of having
your creative spirit crushed?

Evillustrator, I'm your friend
and patron of the arts.

I'm here to offer you support

but I don't give this power for free.

I've some items that need retrieving.

Just tell me what you want.

[bubbling]

The next particle physics
presentation group is

Nino, Adrien, and Alya.

[enviously]
So lucky.

And Sabrina, Chloe, and Marinette.

[gasping]

So unlucky.

Can't you add her to another group?
We work better on our own.

This is a group presentation,
not pairs. Deal with it.

[bell rings]
I hate dealing with it.

Could we trade groups?

And deal with
that twosome of terror? Sorry.

But I promise to talk all about you.

You're the best!

[Chloe] Forget it, Sabrina.

I've no time for dumb projects.

Besides, now you have Marinette
to help you.

OK, that's fine.
We'll do the work. Don't worry.

[Marinette] What?

Is everything OK?

It's fine, Marinette.

Why can't you help with the project?

None of your business, nosey.

Actually, since I'm part of
this group, it is.

It's OK. You and I will do
all the research and the writing

then Chloe can present it.
That way it's equal.

That's not equal at all.
Is that how you two work?

Yeah, ever since grade school

when I started doing Chloe's homework.

We've been BFFs ever since.

You got a problem with that?
Come on, Sabrina.

Sabrina, Chloe's
taking advantage of you.

You don't have to do what she says.
That's not how a best friend acts.

[Chloe] Not only am I

Sabrina's best friend,
I'm her only friend.

So she better do what I say,
cuz without me, she has nothing.

I'd rather have no friends
than be friends with you.

Whatever. I've more important things
to do.

My hair's a mess and Jean-Claude
promised to work his magic.

Later.

[panting]
Marinette!

I can't believe you stood up to Chloe.

It was so amazing.

Well... yeah...
What are friends for?

I'm super excited to hang out with you

and have a new friend
who helps with the project

We'll have the best time together.

We'll do the presentation
and tell the truth about Chloe, OK?

[uncertainly]
Sounds... great.

Yay! I'll see you
in the library, bestie.

[Chloe huffs]

What do you mean you're not doing it?

Marinette's right. I-I'm not your sl*ve.

I never actually said that.

But Marinette didn't buy
a super cute beret.

And I did.
Perhaps I could lend it to you.

Are you trying to bribe her
into staying your friend...

with a hat?

[excitedly]
A really, really adorable hat.

That would look fantastic on me.

No, excuse me,

but you are trying to steal
my friend from me

with homework!

[screaming]
My hair!

[violent blowing]
[screaming]

[violent blowing]

Plagg, claws out!

[Chloe] No, not the hair!

Time to transform.

Tikki, spots on!

[frightened screaming]
No! Stop!

Run and hide!

[Ladybug squeals]

I got wind you were being blown away
by a hairy situation.

Fewer puns, more action!

[Ladybug yells]

That guy looks pretty sketchy.

[they groan]

Where did he go?

I don't know
but he sure illustrates his point.

[Cat Noir] Chloe, this Evillustrator,

he's targeting you specifically.

Any idea why?

No, everyone adores me.

Yeah, because you're so adorable.

Yay! Ladybug said I'm adorable.

I totally need a picture of us together.

[Ladybug huffs]
That was unpleasant.

I look great, but your smile's wonky.

Let's take another.

[Ladybug groans]

Sorry, I'm a little camera shy.

- Someone's got a fan.
- Yeah, great.

What's the deal?

Why are you acting weird?

You gotta admit that
having her worship you is awesome.

[groaning]
Seriously?

I'm over this. Let's go.

Are you kidding?

What if he att*cks her again?

Fine, you stay. Later.

What do you mean, later?

You want to protect her,
so you don't need me.

So... later!

[Chloe]
Ladybug, text me, OK?

[cry of pain]
Hey!

Sorry, Tikki, Chloe just fires up
this little red bug.

Well, simmer down.
A hot head won't get you anywhere.

It's hard to keep my cool...
especially in school.

Oh my gosh, Sabrina, the project!

Look like you have a new BFF.

[she groans]
[footsteps]

[worried cry]
[Marinette gasps]

It's you... from the library.
What are you doing here?

I wanted to see you.

[confused]
OK.

But why did you att*ck Chloe?

Chloe is cruel and selfish.

Can't argue with that.

[nervously]
Are you... going to hurt me?

You? You're Marinette.

You're beautiful, sweet and perfect.
I could never hurt you.

[embarrassed]
Wow, that's very... flattering...

Thank you.

[nervously]
I just came to ask...

It's my birthday today and...
would you wanna come to my party?

Oh... actually...
it's not really the best night.

I've got a presentation to work on

and I have to call my friend
so we can meet and...

Please. It'll just be you and I.

[romantic music]

Oh, my gosh.

[awkwardly]
That's...me

You like it?

[hesitantly]
I love it.

So much that I'll be at your party...

on one condition.

Anything for you.

You can't hurt Chloe anymore.
I can't bear v*olence.

For you, and only you.

Meet you next to Notre-Dame
at sunset.

[whooshing]

[she sighs]

What are you thinking, Marinette?

I'm thinking
poor Nathaniel has a crush on me,

and his alter ego, the Evillustrator,

is gonna get crushed by Ladybug.

But how is Ladybug going to
crush this crush

when you're going on the date
with him as Marinette?

Maybe some cool cat needs
to crash the party.

[Chloe whines]

Sabrina is so selfish
making me do this project myself.

[whining]
My brain hurts.

[she gasps]
Hey...

Cat Noir, are you any good
at particle physics?

This cat's got
particle physics in the bag.

Great.

Sit, kitty.

Now, make it sounds
purr-fect for my presentation.

[she gasps]
See that? I made a cat joke.

I can be funny.

[sarcastically]
Yeah... hilarious.

[phone rings]

You can't just fly off
and then make cat calls, Ladybug.

Sorry, that wasn't cool,
but you can leave Chloe.

I need you to protect this girl.

Her name's Marinette.
Cute, isn't she?

The Evillustrator is in love with her.

He won't harm Chloe
if Marinette comes to his party.

While he's distracted,
you take him down.

What about you?

I'm going on a secret mission.

I'll catch you later. Can you handle it?

[he chuckles]
It'll be a cinch.

You're out of danger.
So, see ya... Later.

[angrily]
Later? What about my presentation?

[she growls]

[gasping]
Sabrina...

you scared me.

Sorry, I was just waiting for you.
Did you get my messages?

Yes... Yes I did.
And I was totally going to call you.

You were?

[excitedly]
I knew you would... Eventually.

So I did your geography homework.

[surprised]
You didn't have to.

Since you're my new best friend,
it's the least I can do.

Thanks but I can't accept it.

Really?

[she sighs]
OK, but just this once.

Great.

So, you wanna work on
the project tonight?

I'm so sorry Sabrina.

I've something really important to do.

Something important, really?
That's fascinating.

You know who else uses that excuse?

[hesitating]
No...

Chloe. I'm beginning to see
how similar you two are.

You expect me to do all the work,
like she did. Right?

No...I-I don't, really. It's just...

I can't believe I did
your geography homework for you.

[she sighs]

I thought I was going to have to
save you from her claws.

Get it? Claws.

I haven't even introduced myself.
I'm Cat Noir.

Yeah, I know.

You save the day all the time
and stuff. I'm Marinette.

Why are you here?

That birthday-boy date
of yours is bad news.

[she mimics him]

But you're safe with me.

That puts my mind at ease.

But I am going to need help.
Care to assist a superhero?

What about Ladybug?
Aren't you a duo?

She's busy.

[she mimics him]
So you get to be my Ladybug.

[sigh of repulsion]

Cat Noir and I
fighting crime together? Amazing.

What do I do?

Just get his pencil away from him.

I'll take care of the rest.

[she giggles]

[bleeping]

What a lovely little scene
you're setting,

but I don't get distracted, boy.

I just want Marinette to love me.

[angrily]
And I want the Miraculous. So get it!

Or else...

[throbbing]

[fearfully]
OK, I will, I will.

[Marinette]
Happy birthday.

[she giggles]

[shyly]
Marinette.

Thanks for accepting to come.

- It's so beautiful.
- You like it?

Well hold on.
I'm just getting started.

[he groans]

Come on, you've gotta be kidding.

Sorry...

I didn't mean to startle you.

I can't draw in the dark.

Voilà!

You're so talented.

So why would you want
to use your power to hurt people.

Not all people, just Chloe.
And I won't do it again.

You were true to your promise
so I'll be true to mine.

I actually draw a little too.
I'm not as good as you, of course.

I'm sure you're great.

Can I draw you something special
for your birthday?

[surprised]
That would be amazing.

[he gasps]
Marinette, give my pencil back.

I need to draw something... now.

No... I'm keeping it.

Cat Noir, now!

Marinette?

You're working with him?

I'm so stupid.

I thought you liked me
but you're just like Chloe.

Teasing me, mocking me,

leading me on!

Come on, seriously?

Why is everyone
comparing me to Chloe?

And I'm taking back my promise.

Chloe's going to get
a lesson she'll never forget.

We've been penned in, literally.

[Marinette gasps]

Cat Noir, put your stick like this,
then extend it.

- Great thinking.
- Yeah, I'm a genius.

Gotta go.
A superhero's work is never done.

Damsels in distress,
ladies in waiting...

I've more saving to do.
You can thank me later.

Me thank him?
He should be thanking me.

We'd still be trapped
if it wasn't for me.

[Tikki]
Speaking of which...

He needs help saving Chloe.

[sobbing]
I'm so sorry, Miss,

but after what happened
in the Library,

I couldn't work on my project.
It would have been too traumatic.

Just look what it's done to my hair.

[sobbing suddenly stops]
Who's going to believe that?

Even a stupid hairdryer
couldn't make me look bad.

[door rumbles]

Cat Noir, is that you?

[she gasps]

[she screams]

Chloe, where are you?
Are you hiding?

That is so cute.
You're playing hide and seek.

In the closet?

[bleeping]

[she screams]

[he chuckles]

[she screams]

I win, Chloe. I found you.

My designer dresses, my heels...
You're a monster!

You like to walk all over people

but you don't like it
when others trample on you,

do you, Chloe?

Do you?

[she screams]

Oops, broke your heel,
better watch your ankles.

Look what the cat dragged in.

No cat dragged me anywhere,
Cat Noir.

I flew in all on my own.

What was the secret mission?

If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret.

This is what's known as
the final showdown.

The thing is if you knew her,

you wouldn't bother saving her.
She's the real baddie!

It's not true. Everybody adores me.

Look out!

[she whimpers]

The light...

- He can't draw in the dark.
- Got it.

Cataclysm!

[crumbling]

Here, kitty,

a ball and chain to play with.

Hey!

Sadly, those who get in my way
get erased.

[he yells]

[she gasps]

[she whimpers]

[ring bleeps]
No, no, no...!

[Hawk Moth]
Cat Noir's Miraculous,

take it, take it now!

Before you go,
you have something I want.

Ladybug,
this cat doesn't have 9 lives.

Lucky charm!

[whooshing]

A bouncy ball?

Just try and stop me with that,
little lady.

[she sighs]

[tinkling]

Gladly.

[bouncing and smashing]

[he yells]

[whimpering]
Hurry!

No more evil-doing for you,
little Akuma.

Time to de-evilise!

Gotcha!

Bye-bye, little butterfly.

Miraculous Ladybug!

[whooshing]

[bubbling]

[he gasps]
Where am I?

POUND IT!

[angrily]
No!

Their Miraculouses were
practically mine, and they will be!

Once I have them all in my grasp,

I will have absolute power!

[Ayla]
What happened when Ladybug

and Cat Noir turned up?

To be honest,
they only made matters worse.

They came barrelling in
and started smashing things,

throwing balls around.

Balls?

[she giggles]

I hope you had a good time
taking care of that thing...

I'm really sorry, Sabrina,

but I can meet you today
to work on the project.

Too late. Chloe and I are
doing the project together.

You mean you're doing it.

Of course,
after all she's been through.

[Marinette groans]
Nice new beret.

I know. Chloe lent it to me.
She really is my BFF.

Chloe!

Your geography homework's ready.

[she sighs]

Hey, I heard about
your adventures with Cat Noir.

- Were you scared?
- Me, scared?

It was a dream...
I mean you're a dream...

I mean in your dreams.

[sighing]
This is a nightmare.

[uncertainly]
OK...

So what about Cat Noir,
was he awesome?

Sure, yeah,
but not as awesome as you,

because you're
the most awesome of awesome.

So... that's a yes?

[bell rings]

Do you realise
you just blabbered on to Adrien

about how you think he's awesome?

He touched me.
I'll never wash my jacket again.

Girl, you have got to get
better control of your emotions.
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