04x05 - Sigourney

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04x05 - Sigourney

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Sorry! Sorry! Very sorry!

Well yeah, me too,
"I'm sorry! I'm very sorry!"

I'm very dans la merde!

And Flora is very sad.

I'm rich now! I don't need work!

I'm very disappointed, Patsy!

No baby seat, no taxi, ma'am.
I don't make the rules.

Whatever, I'll take an Uber.

They'll tell you the same thing.

And how am I supposed to go pick up
Sigourney Weaver now?

With the Roissybus?

Why is it buffering?

You've never taken the metro, have you?

You're going to hate it.

An hour and a half?

What the hell?! What do I do now?

What's wrong? Oh, no!

Hi dad, feeling any better?

Hey there!

Where are the rice cakes?

Where they belong.

Thinking of you

Andréa is really désolée.
She has a problem of nounou. So...

Yes, yes. No problem.

Oh! You speak French! Cool!

She'll meet us at the hotel.

OK.

But first...

I have a very important appointment.

Hello, ma'am.

Hello, Madame. Welcome.

I want everything.

Every color, every flavor.

Orange blossom.

My favorite!

I love Paris.

I've been away for far too long.

Would you like one?

That's for those new little cars. Autolib?

Yes, but it's already over.

Everything moves fast in Paris.

And I'm so glad to be here
to sh**t this movie.

I hear the script is fabulous.

I don't know, I haven't read it.

But a love story involving Gaspard Ulliel,

directed by Guillaume Gallienne

in Paris...

It's all I need to know to hop on a plane.

Gaspard Ulliel?
Isn't your love interest Bernard Verley?

- Who?
- Wait.

Him.

Who's that?

Bernard Verley...

I don't know, Gaspard, Bernard...
I may have gotten them confused.

I sure hope so.

GET WELL SOON

- I'm not sure.
- It doesn't scream "Mathias" to me.

Either that or a -leaf clover
saying "speedy recovery."

The labrador is more friendly, right?

Instead of sending him a card,
shouldn't we go and visit him?

We worked with him for years.

I agree. But won't we make him nervous?
We did not part on the best of terms.

True. It'd be a shame to give him
another heart att*ck after his first one.

Hello?

The bathroom is entirely clad
in Carrara marble,

with a TV built into the mirror.

We circle back to this exquisite bedroom
complete with a king-size bed.

All overlooking the magnificent courtyard
of the Crillon hotel.

I've seen to it that you received
one of our quietest rooms,

so that you might rest
in the greatest tranquility.

And why would I need to rest?

Usually, our senior guests ask...

I want a room overlooking
the Place de la Concorde.

And have a treadmill, a rower
and an elliptical trainer brought up.

Surely, Madame.

And Andréa? Is she coming?

Soon.

Soon?

No soda?

No! No more sugar.

No more salt, fat and alcohol either.
From now on, we have to think healthy.

I'm fine. It was just a fit.

Mathias, you had a cardiac arrest.

Are you waiting for a stroke
to take action?

Unbelievable! You're working?

Of course I am.

What else?

Igor is irate.

My own daughter! To s*ab me in the back!

No... Can you believe such a thing?

Mathias, stop it. Calm down.

You can't get upset.

So, I'm going to say it in a nice way
to spare your little heart.

Camille acted the way she did because
you behaved very badly in the first place.

Yes, you did! Yes,
you manipulated everyone. Including me.

To get what you wanted.
You know, as you usually do.

So, I'm going to let you think it over.

That way, tomorrow, you can apologize
and we can turn the page.

OK? Good.

You can rest. I won't tire you any longer.

Goodbye, you heartbreaker.

I realize I haven't lived up
to this daycare center's philosophy,

which I find admirable.

And which I support , %.

Yes. I was selfish and manipulating.

Sly.

Boorish.

Spineless? I've been a horrible person.

Good... Well, now that we agree
on the diagnosis, what do we do?

So, you take back Flora and I show you
how invested I'm ready to be.

How involved.

I can get you the Bouglione family
for the Christmas party.

They're friends of friends.

I want to believe you.

Under special circumstances,
we could consider

initiating a process
to restore the bond of trust.

For the next school year.

The next school year?

That's in months!
I need someone to look after her now.

No, no. Take it or leave it.

Sorry, my appointment is here.

Let's go.

NAPPING AREA

There you go, honey bunny.
Looks like the best bottle.

Oh, look! All your friends are here.

Hi, guys.

Hey there. There we go...

Oh, look! Look.

Do you recognize your crib, sweetie?
Yes! Here, look.

Who's this?

Yeah.

There. It's Pumpkin.

I'll see you tonight. Don't worry.
With that nasty bi...

Baby professional...

who wasn't very nice to mommy
but who is very nice to babies.

See you tonight.

Who dressed you like this?

A heart att*ck?

Yeah.

I'm not surprised. He was already
short-winded when he was young.


How is he doing?

Well, he's out of intensive care, but...
That's all I know.

What do you mean? Haven't you visited him?

Yes, I have, I went on the very night.

But I'm helping out Andréa
with an emergency.

A greater emergency than your father
in the Emergency Room?


You're putting your work
before your family!


You really do take after your father.

Hang on.

Is that Sigourney Weaver
exercising in the background?


Yes.

Is it Andréa?

No, she's on her way.

Hello, Sigourney. I am the mother.

That would be good.

Watch out! There's a monster
behind you. I loved you...


- I have to go.
- ...in Working Girl.

It took me less time
to come from Los Angeles.

Did you swing by Dubai?

I was covered in throw-up
and that's all they had at the hotel shop.

Flora's throw-up?

Well, not mine.

I thought you'd found the perfect nanny.

- Patsy won the Gud Lak.
- What?

The Philippine lottery.

She doesn't give a f*ck
about my euros an hour anymore.

How did it go?

Great. She just changed rooms,
she's in the Marie-Antoinette suite.

Not the Marie-Antoinette?

- That's going to cost us a fortune.
- Production is paying.

No. We take care of her expenses
until the contracts are signed.

But they'll pay us back?

Only after it's signed.

Come in.

Yes, I know. The baby, the nanny.

Exactly. At least you're all settled in.
You were right to change rooms.

Yes. So...

We start off with a meeting
with Guillaume Gallienne.

The director of the film,
whom you've met in Los Angeles.

Right, and Alexandre Toutain,
the producer, will also be there

with Stanislas Poulenc, the distributor.
They're all huge fans.

And Gaspard?

Gaspard?

Yes. Gaspard Ulliel.

Gaspard Ulliel! Sure... No, no,
Gaspard is playing the night watchman.

That's more of a guest appearance,
so no, he won't be there.

What I can do is organize...

- Thank you.
- ...a meeting with Bernard Verley.

Your love interest in the film.
Do you know him?

Bernard is terrific.
Really, he's an immense actor.

He was exceptional as a pedophile priest

in François Ozon's last film.

Camille will send you a DVD.

Thank you.

They're here.

Let me get changed.

Really? Aren't you already...

She's wearing gold.
We're terribly ill-assorted.

Be right there.

But that's when they meet
for the first time.

- Yeah.
- The square...

The Sorbonne.

Alex, how are you?

Hello.

- Where's my actress?
- She's coming.

- I see.
- How are you?

She isn't the first star I've met,
but I don't know, I'm nervous, actually.

I better get out the contracts
before you faint.

Didn't you change offices, Alex?

Yes... But you already came
to the new ones.

Yes, but...
You've haven't changed again since?

Look, I'm sorry, I...

I have a lunch date with my mother,
I can't stay much longer.

I totally understand.
She must be in the elevator.

I can perhaps stay until : , but...

Not much longer because it upsets her...

I understand. You know what?
I'm going to go check on her, OK?

Where are you having lunch
with your mother?

In the th arrondissement.
We have our routines.

Sigourney! Sigourney!

Do you know where that car is headed?

To Roissy.

Roissy, f*ck!

I'm sorry, it's an emergency.

What are you doing?

Catching her! Take care of the others.

Hello, Roissy airport, please.

So...

You're not going to believe this,
but Sigourney had a jet-lag problem.

She fell asleep. She's out for the count.

So then... What do we do?

Should we meet tomorrow?

Tomorrow, perfect.
I'll tell Andréa and have her call you.

We'll get this, obviously.

- Gentlemen... Guillaume.
- I'd like to pay, please?

See you tomorrow.

- Alexandre.
- See you.

Have a nice lunch.

- Antoine!
- Yes?

Tell me, big boy...

What does one have to do for the mail
to get through in this agency?

Do I have to put on a cap,
get on my bike and deliver it myself?

Tell me, I'm new.

I'm sorry, I thought
your assistants took care of that.

Yes, precisely.
They're my assistants, not yours.

If they were here to send the mail,
they'd be standing behind this desk.

I'll take care of it right away.

It's already too late.

Yes?

Can I intrude?

Yes, of course.

Could you give me
Monica Bellucci's contact information?

Yes. What for?

I'd like to organize meetings
between your clients and mine.

Fostering made-in-ASK projects
would be a win-win deal for us.

Yes.

We really have to think...
like a team, from now on.

We already do that, but...

Yes, of course. But perhaps not enough.

I told Hicham about it, he's thrilled.

OK, wonderful, I'll send you her card.

Great. Oh, and Dujardin's too.

Jean is not my client, he's Andréa's.

Yes, but she's swamped,
let's not bother her with that.

Thanks, Gaby!

You were watching p*rn.

Not at all. No, not at all.

I was... Here! There you have it.

You were going to masturbate to Elise.

What are you talking about? Not at all...
I'm doing some research, is all.

I'm not going to judge you.

I often did it to photos of Hicham.

Tons of times.

But... Sorry, but I'm just looking up
information on Elise Formain.

I have a bad feeling.

I thought you found her nice now.

Before I learned that she stole
Gilles Lellouche from Bréhier.

Picture that! Her own boss!

She took care of him once as a favor
and she snatched him on the spot.

- Stop it!
- Yeah.

And just now... Guess what she did?

She just asked me
for Bellucci and Dujardin's numbers.

No! No!

She might be worse than Mathias.

Not possible. Even if they're
on the same level, we're done for.

She's going to rip us apart.

She's going to eat us like sashimi.

Hold on!

I love getting worked up with you,
but we don't have enough evidence.

We have to go through her phone.

I do that when I meet a guy.

That's why you're single.

Just goes to show it works.

And how are we going to get
into her phone?

Jesus, you're so innocent sometimes.

Thanks. Where's the entrance, please?

This way, ma'am.

Here?

Sigourney... What's going on?

Isn't it obvious?
I'm going back to Los Angeles.

But why? Did I say something wrong?
You didn't like the suite.

I'm sorry. I have to get on this plane.

- Fine, ma'am?
- Yes?

Could I have the seat next to this lady?

First class, then?

Yes, fine, great.

Very well.

You'll have hours to explain.

Look... I only decided to do this movie

because I thought
Gaspard Ulliel would be my partner.

Really? But, nobody said that...

Perhaps my French
isn't that good after all.

But an American woman of my age
who leaves everything behind out of love

for a young Sorbonne professor,
I thought that was compelling.

Yes, but... Gaspard Ulliel is .

Madame,
if you had to leave everything behind,

would you do it for Gaspard Ulliel
or for somebody your age?

- Gaspard Ulliel.
- You see?

Don't you think
it's time for things to change?

Yes, of course, you're right.
So, what do you want me to do?

Convince Guillaume to switch the parts.

Bernard will play the night watchman.

And Gaspard, my lover.

Wouldn't you rather
I renegotiate your fee?

Madame? It's your lucky day.
I found you a seat next to Miss Weaver.

, euros. Will that be all right?

Forget it.

I'm staying in Paris.

Sorry, but I told you
your ticket was non-refundable.

It's OK. That's on us, we'll get that.

- Come in.
- Hello.

Hello.

My name is Geneviève,
I'm a hospital visitor.

I was stopping by to see
if you needed some company.

No, thank you, I'm fine.

Days can be long, here.
Some people can feel very alone.

No, I'm not alone at all.

I receive mail, flowers.

My girlfriend was here earlier.

And my daughter will be here.
Today or tomorrow. No, really, I'm fine.

Very well.

A game of rummy in the meantime perhaps?

No, really. Thank you.

Why are you looking at me like that?
Don't you believe me?

- I do, I do! See you later.
- See you.

If you're not much into cards,
I also have board games.

- That's nice.
- Well... I'll be off.

Did you see him in Lucas Belvaux's movie?

She's glued to her phone.

Yes, so are we.

No news from Sarah.

I went by her place,
I tried calling, but...

You mean since you ditched her
to go find your ex?

When you say it like that it sounds bad...

Gabriel...

Something happened with Sofia.

No. No, no, no, I swear.

I don't know what to do.
Should I call back Sarah?

How should I know? I need more elements.

Give me your phone
to analyze your conversation.

- You don't mind?
- No.

What?

Your exclamation points are too stressful.
Give her some room.

No, you don't write her anymore
until she's answered.

OK, I'll do that, yeah.

Gabriel, what did I just tell you?

Because I panicked so...

Hang on, look, it's not a text,
it's an emoji, so...

Gabriel?
You know I can take away your phone?

So, you leave
Charlotte Rampling a message.

Tell her Maïwenn is still
in the writing process.

A sudden urge.

Watch the bathroom
while I get rid of the ice cubes.

Hey, girls.

- Hey.
- Hey.

I don't know if anyone told you,
but we have a boutique area.

Brands always send gifts to the stars,
and sometimes we get them back.

- Thanks, we know.
- We checked and it's all crap.

That's surprising!
Because we just got some Vuitton bags.

Python, alligator, goat-lined lizard,
the iconic lines.

Yeah, go check.

I love your jeans.

It's not her birth date.

f*ck. Hurry up! I'm begging you.

What?

It's not - - - or - - - !
I only have one try left.

Try - - - .

No, she's much too complex for that.

Come on!

No.

- .

What? What? Why?

It spells out "star" like in StarMédia!

We don't have time
to try out random codes, damn it!

- I've got it!
- What?

It worked! I'm in!

Hurry up, she flushed!

It's... huge!

So, what did...

What does she say? What did you find?

Nothing! Not a single message
on her phone.

So then we got worked up over nothing?

Do you erase all of your messages?

Cleaning up is a guilty move.

Don't tell that to the cleaning staff.

So, what do we do now?

We tail her.

Excuse me.

Thanks.

Where are you going?

Cardiology department.

Excuse me?

- Are you a doctor?
- Yes.

Could I bother you with a small question?

Go ahead, yes.

Is it...

Is it possible to cause a heart att*ck
by playing...

a trick on someone?

I'm not sure I understand.

Can a heart att*ck occur
after a disappointment or a betrayal?

After getting screwed over?

Yeah.

An emotional choc can have an impact, yes.

Goodbye.

How could you leave her here
without telling us?

You mentioned the bond of trust.
That was a sign of trust.

Say goodbye
to the Ladybugs Daycare Center.

No kidding. Bye, Capu.

You're insane! She's insane.

What's going on?

I'll tell headquarters about this.

You do that.

Goodnight, sweetie.

Colette, it's me.

I just wanted to know
how you're doing, because I...

I'm worried.

Call me back, let me know. Take care.

My niece can babysit Flora day and night.
You're welcome!

It's Sarah.

She agrees to see me again.

Thanks.

I hope I won't screw everything up,
as usual.

Love is like cinema,
you have to rehearse it.

Let's rehearse.

I'm Sarah, you're Gabriel.
When we see each other again.

OK?

- Come on!
- Action.

Why did you ditch me for your ex?
Are you sleeping with her?

Is she going to be that upset?

Answer. Are you still sleeping with Sofia?

No. No at all. Nothing happened.

You hesitated. Why did you hesitate?

No, just because I...

Because she tried to kiss me.

- I knew it! That bitch is still after you.
- I stopped her right away.

How can you do this to me!

But...

No... Promise me you don't love her.

I...

Promise me...
that you don't love her anymore.

Look, I think we should stop here.

Who are you talking to? Sarah or me?

Quick! Go, go, go.

I don't know, I thought you loved Kubrick.

Yes, so?

Lolita. Huge age difference between
the characters, and a masterpiece.

That's totally different!

Why? Because it's an older man
with a younger woman. Is that it?

No! Spare me the feminist lecture,
Andréa! Not with me!

Excuse me!

All my movies are about my love for women.

Your two movies?

And Bernard Verley?
He has made more than two movies.

He's a great actor!
He worked with Chéreau, with everyone!

What do we do about him?
He winds up with three scenes

just because of an actress's whim?

But what do you care,
he's not your client.

I do care about Bernard Verley!

But the funding relies on Sigourney!

- Is that a thr*at?
- No, it's a reality, Guillaume.

I'm sorry, but Sigourney
and Bernard Verley, that's beautiful.

That's moving, that's...
Gorillas in the Mist.

Whereas Gaspard Ulliel, I like the boy,
but Gaspard and Sigourney, I don't see it.

I can't make a movie I don't believe in!

You reason with your actress
and you get me out of this mess.

It's your job!

f*ck!

I'm sorry, but the picture isn't clear.
I for one see a scooter.

Look.

A scooter.

- Fine, thanks.
- Goodbye.

Great! We've lost Elise.

We also lost euros.

Yeah, all right! I'm turning around.

- All right, thanks.
- What do we do now?

So... Seedless grapes.

And clementines bursting with vitamins.

Thanks.

Hey! Aren't you supposed to be resting?

I'm feeling better,
I've wasted enough time as it is.

I see. Igor is putting pressure
on you, is that it?

He hated this version
of Beauvois's script.

He calls it
a "documentary on decapitation" so...

But we told him
that rewrite was a bad idea...

I'll call Beauvois and convince him
to see Igor, we're going to sort it out...

It's too late for that.

Igor will fire Beauvois.

He wants to change directors.

But he can't, it's his script!

The storming of the Bastille
belongs to everyone.

He has commissioned a new scenario.
Jean-Jacques Annaud has already said yes.

Hang on. You're not going
to dump Beauvois, are you?

Look, Igor was adamant about it.
It's him or us.

Do you want us to lose our jobs?

He's your friend,
you promised to stand up for his vision!

Xavier reacted like a teenager!
This new version is a provocation...

We asked him to trim and tone it down,
and he adds fifteen pages of hemoglobin!

The film industry is not a playground!

I'm not losing my position
for a megalomaniac director!

Mathias...

You know, you're not universally liked
in the industry...

And you have always been ruthless...

immoral... stopping at nothing!

But you see, it didn't keep me
from falling in love with you, because...

I saw that you did it
out of artistic conviction.

To defend your talents and their visions.

But now, the only thing
you're defending is yourself.

And you see,

I find that... much less sexy.

Wait, Noémie, hold on...

Gallienne won't change the script.

- I can't say I'm surprised.
- It's over.

It's time to go all in.

- Whatever I say, go along with it, OK?
- OK...

Hello, girls! Come in!

Arlette? What are you doing here?

Sigourney and I have known each other
for over years!

Depardieu introduced us.
They sh*t two films together.

It's Arlette's fault
I'm so crazy about Paris.

Yes. We painted the town red!

You don't say...

So... Right, Sigourney.

- I saw Guillaume Gallienne...
- And?

He won't change the script.

Please, give Bernard Verley a chance.

Look! There are already
thousands of films like this one.

It's not interesting. It's "chien".

No. "Boring" is "chiant."
"Chien" means dog.

But please be mindful
of how you speak about Bernard.

Out of respect for Camille...

For Camille?

Yes, Camille had a passionate love affair
with Bernard Verley.

And now he's left her, poor thing.

Ah yes, of course...

Bernard is my ex...

You told me he was still in top shape.

Oh, yes, wow...

- Really?
- Oh, yes, the ladies love him!

Especially young ladies.
As a matter of fact... Sorry, Camille.

Please.

- She's not the only one.
- Who else?

Léa... Seydoux.

Léa Seydoux was in a relationship
with Bernard?

Yes. For four years.

Yes. And Andréa as well.

Yes. Me too.

I was in-between Léa and Camille.
That's when I jumped on an opening.

And it was really intense.

But with Bernard,
those kinds of labels don't hold up.

Gay, straight. All of that...

It's Bernard.

So... Arrange a meeting
for me with this heartbreaker.

Noémie, it's me.

Call me back.

I did everything you told me to...

I ate all of the apple sauce, I left out
the nougats Fanny Ardant sent me.

I'm a new man!

Talk to you later.

Hippolyte, it's your father.

I know you're on a sh**t in Italy.

I hope it's going well.

That the girls are pretty
and the food is good.

So... If you have minutes between takes,
call me. I'd love to hear your voice.

Take care.

Catherine, it's me.

You must still be in India,
because there's a weird ringing tone.

Nothing special here... I...

I just had a small health-scare.
I'm recuperating.

But I'm OK.

All right, well...

Call me! We can chat.

I hope everything is well with Alexandre.

Take care.

I'm years old and...
I've never been so eager to work.

I thought that with age
my passion for this profession

would dwindle, but it's the opposite.

What I love is the fear

that comes over me
on the first day of sh**ting.

I feel so alive!

Yes. We actors are masochists, in a way.

Ah, yes...
We're real nutjobs, you can say that!

Yes, it's true.

She's laughing! It's in the bag.

Come on, Bernie, go get her!

I'm just like you,
I can't get enough of film sets.

I'm... a "workalcoolo"...

Workaholic!

"Workalcoolique."

That's exactly me!

However, I don't choose movies
the way I used to.

What do you mean?

I used to choose movies
depending on the director...

the script... and the actors...

And now?

Sitting scenes.

- What?
- Yes...

I count the number of sitting scenes.

For scenes where I'm standing,
I count my steps.

With this, it's very useful.

No more than steps per scene.

It's in my contract.

OK...

What about the dance scene?

It's a slow dance, I'll be fine...

Not at all!
I had it changed: it's a lindy hop.

Lindy... Lindy what?

I'll show you.

Excuse me... Do you know the lindy hop?

Naturally!

What is she doing?

Bernard? What's going on?

Too many steps!

Did Bernard leave?

Darn it!

Arlette, he won't be with us
when we paint the town red...

- Excuse me...
- Yes?

Do you have Pay Day?

Why of course we do, it's a classic!

Well, come in, take a seat!

Thanks.

There...

Are you OK?

I'm gutted.

Remember how Mélanie told me not
to go to the Verhoeven audition because

he didn't choose his actors that way?

Not only did she go to the audition,
she also got the part.

Who's all that for?

It's for us.

As an apology.

Are you crazy?

I was out of line,
I never should have said all those things.

I hate it when I'm like that.

Are you kidding?

I fly off the handle and...

And... I end up hurting the people I love.

Come on, what's wrong with you?

You just set off the anti-bitch alarm,
I was turning into Kim Kardashian.

Because of that hypocrite...

Are my jokes making you cry?

It's dad...

It's my fault he's in the hospital.

I almost k*lled him!

What? That's not true!

Everyone has almost k*lled your father
once, he's used to it.

Hey...

You've just called Mathias "dad".

One, two, three, four...

Mad money!

A friend pays back a loan,
you get , Francs!

, Francs?

Talk about mad money...

Thank you.

- Hello.
- Hello.

This is my daughter.

Then I'll leave you to it.

I only care for lonely people.

Have a seat.

Have you ever played?

I can't remember.

Hello?

How are you?

Where are you?

Colette, enough with the mystery,
I can't take it anymore.

What you're doing is immature!

Have you thought about Flora?
How is she supposed to take this?

And me? Do you know
what I've been going through?

The anguish, the worrying, the kid...

That's too easy...

When will you be back?

I'll put you on speaker-phone.

She can hear you.

Hi honey, it's mommy.

I'm thinking of you.
And I'll see you very soon.

Not right now, but... very soon.

I love you. I'm not far away.

Well, see you "very soon" then.

Take care of yourself.

No... Flora, darling... Go to sleep.
Mommy has to work tomorrow.

OK?

Hello? Colette?

Arlette...

What?

But... now?

Yes, he's with me. Everything's fine...

Well, he just hurt himself
climbing over the fence, but...

But he can walk.

So, where are you?

Jim Morrison? OK... We are...
Well, I don't know.

We just passed Balzac.

Guillaume says we just passed Balzac.

Hang on... Arlette, slow down.

Signoret, Montand, Anna Karina... and?

Third on the left
after Sarah Bernhardt? OK...

All right, chin up!

Sick of this...

Is that her?

Yeah, it's her!

Who is that guy? Who are all these people?

Not a clue.

- Sorry...
- Thanks, it warms my heart.

So, Arlette, can you tell us
what's going on? What is this mess?

We painted the town red.

We started with the Chat-qui-Pêche,
a jazz club Rue de la Huchette.

That's where she... met her Romeo.

After that, she wanted to see
feathers and glitter.

So we swung by the Paradis Latin.

And that bear over there is
because you stopped by the Thoiry Zoo?

No, not him... He's...

from a costume party we landed at...

After the cabaret...

Damn, how did you manage
to hire all of these people?

I'm an agent.

I did what you asked me to. In small cuts.

It works, huh?

She's unbelievable.

Gabriel...

- I have something to confess...
- What?

Nothing serious?

I played a role in a movie.

The Donzelli? I know, Elise told me.

She was supposed to keep it a secret!

Jesus, you're so innocent sometimes.

DEBILY WALKWAY

What is she doing?

Buying herself a miniature Eiffel Tower?

Isn't that...?

Yes, it's him.

- Oh, sh*t. Picture!
- I knew it...

Burst mode! Burst mode!

I don't get it, Guillaume...

Sigourney Weaver and Gaspard Ulliel,
you didn't see it.

I changed my mind.

What about Bernard Verley?
Is he going to settle for the watchman?

I spoke to him, he's thrilled.
He prefers sitting roles.

I'm with you. But is it really the movie
you want? It's not the same subject.

The subject is love, isn't it?

Let me call Poulenc.

- Hello...
- Oh, hi...

- Hello!
- Hello.

Sigourney. How are you? Not too tired?

Tired? What for?

An espresso please. Very strong.

Right away.

Isn't it the young man who you were with
at the cemetery?

Him?

No?

Not at all. The young man
Sigourney was with was much more...

- Handsome!
- Yes...

- Much more handsome.
- Guillaume?

- Yes?
- I'm sorry.

The distributor pulled out.

Let me go change!

Sigourney. For real?

He has lunch here every day,
so he must be... There!

It's not a good date is all,
find another date!

No, no, no,

I've invited guests, I can't...

- Try to make some time at least on Sunday!
- Hello.

I'm sorry to interrupt
during your family lunch.

Miss Weaver? What are you doing here?

wanted to hear it from your own... mouth.

I signed on for a movie. But the director
wants to make a different one.

Oh, well. These things happen.

It's the same movie.
We just switched two parts.

Exactly. I'm sorry,
but I don't believe in it anymore.

What can't you believe in exactly?

Excuse me.
Now that my lunch has been put on hold,

I'd love to take part in the conversation.

What is this movie about?

It's a love story

between a -year-old Sorbonne professor,

and a woman. Of .

Just like my friend
Françoise and Gauthier, her osteopath.

And when you catch a look at Gauthier,
you very much want to hurt your back!

Like my aunt! For the past three years,
she's been dating her banker.

He's , very cute.

Like the woman over there.

I'm sorry, I know
I don't work in the industry, but...

I still don't understand.

What can't you believe exactly?

Let's admit that it's credible.

I don't think Gaspard Ulliel
would agree to switch parts.

- Well, I'll call the producer then!
- Wait.

First, we sign the contracts.

Good idea.

Yes, yes. Of course.

Andréa?

Rayane, what's up?

- How are you?
- Good.

- Sorry. This is...
- Yes, of course.

- Nice to meet you!
- I'm a huge fan.

Thank you so much.

Well... See you soon?

Yes. See you soon.

Is he an actor?

Yeah. Rayane Bensetti. A dancer too.

Then he must know the lindy hop...

Doors opening.

Andréa! Did you get my messages?

I had to call you back.

We've been tailing Elise
for two days and it's bleak.

What's wrong with you?

You got dragged in with his paranoia?

You can't stand her,
but she's your colleague.

Look! She's still seeing Bréhier.

- See?
- Maybe they're doing paperwork.

Paperwork on a bridge?

No... She never broke it off
with StarMédia.

She came to ASK to have leverage
over Bréhier and get what she wants.

That's a nice little conspiracy theory.

It's not a theory!

Well, let's go ask her directly!

She'll give us an explanation
and everyone can go back to work.

The assistants?

I haven't seen them all day.

- What's this bullshit now?
- What?

Luchini says he's dropping me because
I'm bitching about him behind his back.

I don't understand.

Yes, Monica?

Andréa?

Checked your email?

No. Why?

It's carnage.

Joey Starr, Dujardin, Berléand...
All our stars are leaving the agency.

Is she bleeding us?

Hold on... I don't understand why!
At least give me a reason!

She hung up.

- Let me guess. She's going to StarMédia?
- Yes...

I hope I didn't scare you?

No. I'm just surprised to see you here.
You're not at the employment office?

OK...

- You're so emotional.
- I'm losing everything because of you.

How could you do such a thing?
How can you be so despicable?

Andréa... Hey, it's just business.

Why do you make it so personal?

You're a clown.

They'll realize it soon enough.

The talents you stole,
I spent hours listening to them.

I spent nights comforting them,
soothing them.

Now I'm even losing my family for them.

But I don't regret anything.

Because when I see their names
on the movie screen,

I'm proud of the work we did together.

That's all very moving.

You should have been an actress.

If you're looking for an agent,
a piece of advice...

Don't go with ASK.
You might feel a little lonely.

What's wrong with you... Let me go!

Let go of me!

Stop it! Stop it!

- Stop it!
- And I think salmons are...

- Hi, mom.
- How are you?

- How was judo?
- Great!

Can we have sushi tonight?

Yes. Sushi, maki, futomaki...

Are you staying for dinner?

No.

That way we can monitor your heart rate
during your daily activities.

You can slip it in your pocket.

Am I interrupting?

No, I'm done.

Mr. Barneville, you're a free man.
Well, more or less.

Thank you, doctor.

Goodbye.

And don't forget...

Olive oil and oleaginous fruits.

I didn't think you'd come.

Well, you see. Ready to go home?

Listen...

Noémie! How nice to see you!

Well, it's not that bad.
You almost look well.

Here. Three chocolates.

Igor, it's nice of you to visit him
but it's a little late!

I came to pick him up.

- We're meeting Jean-Jacques Annaud.
- Yeah...

You're going to work now?

In fact I told Jean-Jacques : .

Igor... Are you aware he had a coronary?

A "coronary"...

It sounds scary.
It's not necessarily serious.

My father had one during a meeting,
and two days later, he was in Cannes.

Producer, doctor...
Igor, you are a man of many qualities.

In fact, the one I like the most about you
is your consistency.

All of your collaborators, directors,
everyone is treated like sh*t.

- No, hold on, Noémie...
- What? You defend him?

You almost d*ed, the man doesn't leave you
half a second to rest and you defend him?

Well, listen.
Apparently the ball removal went smoothly.

Well done, doctor. Congratulations!

She's totally hysterical.

No! I am not hysterical, I am angry!

Mathias. You do what you want,
but a girl like that... Be careful.

In any case, on Monday,
start looking for a new collaborator.

Here, he texted back...

- Igor.
- Listen to this...

- Igor!
- Yes?

Go f*ck yourself.

I don't beep for everyone.

So, how do you feel?

Honest!

I have to admit it feels weird.

It's because you're not used to it.

You'll see, "honest" is good too.

Yes.
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