03x05 - Stinkmeaner 3: The Hateocracy

[bunniefuu]

* I am the stone
The builder refused *

* I am the visual
The inspiration *

* That made lady
Sing the blues *

* I'm the spark
That makes your idea bright *

* The same spark
That lights the dark *

* So that you can know
Left from right *

* I am the ballot in your box
The b*llet in the g*n *

* The inner glow
That lets you know *

* To call your brother sun *

* The story that just begun *

* The promise
Of what's to come *

* And I'm 'a remain a soldier *

* Till the w*r is won
Won *

* Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip *

* Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip *

* Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip *

* Chop, chop, chop *

DOOMUS:
Can you tell me your name?

Lamilton.

And your last name.
Taeshawn.

How old are you, Lamilton?
Six.

Lamilton, do you know
why you're here?

Yes.

Why are you here?
'Cause I'm a bad kid.

I do bad things.

[***]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Yo, Lamilton.
[HIP-HOP PLAYING ON RADIO]

Yo, where you get this?

I stole my Grandmother's car.

DOOMUS:
You said you do bad things.

What kind of bad things
do you do?

I don't listen
to my Grandmother

and I hurt people
and I smoke with "cigawettes."

You smoke with "cigawettes"?

Do I smoke with "cigawettes"?

Ha-ha. Man, I be smoking
with "cigawettes" all the time.

[GRUNTS]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

RILEY:
Watch out, Lamilton!

[GASPS]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

DOOMUS:
You smoke with cigarettes?

Yeah, can I have one?

No, you can't have
a cigarette, Lamilton.

Young boys aren't supposed
to smoke with cigarettes.

It can make your lungs sick.

I don't care about my lungs.
It's fun to smoke.

I like doing unhealthy things.

[HORN HONKS]

[MAN YELLING]

[CROWD SHOUTING]

[RILEY COUGHING]

Man, what you just hit?
I don't care if I hit stuff.

It's fun to hit stuff.

RILEY:
I-I lied, I don't really smoke
with "cigawettes."

[HORN HONKS]

DOOMUS:
You said that sometimes
you hurt people.

How do you hurt people?
Hit them.

How?
Punch them.

Hit them in the face.
And in the stomach.

Or grab their arm and
Yank it till it breaks.

Hey!

[HORN HONKS]

[SIRENS WALING]
Yo, it's the cops.

Good. Now
it's a high-speed chase.

[HORNS HONKING]

DOOMUS:
How do you feel
about those you hurt?

I don't care nothing
about those people.

What if you k*lled them?
I don't care.

[RILEY YELLS]

[SIRENS WAILING]

RILEY:
Let me out the car, man!
Let me out the car!

[SCREAMING]
[HORN HONKS]

[SIREN WAILING]

OFFICER:
Hands up, now!

[g*ns COCK]

Please step out of the vehicle!

[CROWD CHATTERING]

[GROANS]

[CROWD CHATTERING]

Hey! Anybody see the guy
who did all this?

DOOMUS:
Why did you do bad things?

'Cause it's fun.
It's fun to do bad things.

[***]

[***]

RILEY: Ow! Ow!
[SPANKING]

GRANDDAD:
You got a lot of nerve,

riding around in a stolen car
with some hooligan!

Like I wasn't gonna whoop
your narrow behind!

RILEY:
Granddad, please stop!
Stop, Granddad!

[SOBBING]
I sw... I swear to God,
Granddad, please,

you k*lling me, stop!

GRANDDAD:
What the hell
you doing smoking?

RILEY:
Oh, God, please...

Jesus, please help me...

Help me, Jesus.
GRANDDAD: Shut up!

From now on you don't talk
to Lamilton Taeshawn,

you don't see
Lamilton Taeshawn,

you don't even think
about Lamilton Taeshawn.

Do you understand me?
[SPANKING]

RILEY:
I-I understand!
I understand! I promise!

Good! Now, I want you
to sit there

and think about
how stupid you are.

I'm going to sleep.

[RILEY SOBBING]

That ain't hurt.

Lamilton Taeshawn is not
a typical -year-old.

While most kids
in his neighborhood

were at home playing
video games,

he was leaving a path
of destruction

behind the wheel of an SUV
he stole from his grandmother.

And I came into the kitchen
and I saw my keys were gone,

and I thought, "Oh, [BLEEP]."

I can't believe Granddad

wouldn't let me do
no interviews.

Lamilton blowing up over this.

I bet he get his own TV show.

Ooh, I bet he do.

REPORTER:
Lamilton, where were you going?

I went and drove
and pick up my friend

and he smokes
with "cigawettes."

REPORTER:
Once he picked up his friend,
another unidentified

-year-old, the two went
on a nearly fatal rampage

through the Woodcrest area.

Lamilton, what about the people
you could have hurt?

I don't care nothing
about those people.

I wanted to do hoodrat stuff
with my friends.

See, you have to understand.

All children his age
love stealing cars

and going on high-speed chases.

REPORTER:
Lamilton, why exactly

did you steal
your grandmother's car?

'Cause it's fun.
It's fun to do bad things.

Riley, don't you think
that kid seems a little...

off?
Off, like how?

Off like not quite normal.

See, that's your problem.

You wanna be normal
like everybody else.

But see, me and Lamilton,

we wanna be different
from normal.

We wanna be abnormal.
We just do whatever.

No matter what nobody say.
I'm gonna do

what I wanna do
whenever, whatever. What?

GRANDDAD:
Shut the hell up
before I come down there

and b*at you till
you pee on yourself again.

[WHISPERING]
I do what I wanna do.

[***]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Coming.

Damn it.
Who is it?

It's that damn crazy kid
with some old woman.

What do I do?
I don't want

that crazy little n*gga
in my house.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Okay, think.
Gotta stall for a plan.

Uh, who is it?

It's Lamilton and his
grandmother, Mr. Freeman.

sh*t, that didn't
buy me no time.

Just see what they want.

I don't care what they want.

I don't want these
crazy people in my life.

Oh, this is so unfair. Why me?

[DOORBELL RINGS]
All right. One second.

[SIGHS]

I'm sorry to bother you,
Mr. Freeman.

But I know it was your grandson

smoking with cigarettes
in the car with Lamilton

and I just thought
he should come over here

and apologize for putting
Riley in danger like that.

Oh, that's not really necessary.

Can we leave now?
Yes.

No. Now get in
that house right now

and get ready
to start apologizing.

Really, that's not... I don't
want that to happen.

Lamilton, I said
get in that house!

[GROWLING]

And I wanna apologize
to all of you

for what I did.
It was very wrong,

and I am very sorry.
I just would like to move on

and lead a normal life.

You know, get a job
and a wife, and change my ways.

And I hope this apology
impresses you

even though my grandmother
made me do it

and I don't really mean it.
You mean you do mean it.

I mean I do mean it.
I don't think he means it.

Look, Mr. Freeman,
I just would hate for you

to feel like you had
to stop Riley and Lamilton

from being friends
because of this. Please.

Riley is the nicest boy

Lamilton's ever
been friends with.

That kid's in more trouble
than I thought.

Well, I appreciate
the apology, but...

Please, Mr. Freeman.
Lamilton is not a bad child.

I swear. He's an A-B student,

he helps me around the house,

most of the time
he's no problem.

Mm-hm.

He just has some anger
management issues, you know?

Mm-hm.
And when he was little,

all he ever saw
was domestic abuse between

his mother and his father...
Mm-hm.

His uncles,
his aunties, his cousins.

Mm-hm.
And I just been trying

to get him some help.

And then when he was ,

I remember his mother
was drinking heavily

at the time, and his father

had just been laid off
from his job at Popeyes,

and there was a lot
of tension in the house...

And he just wanted
to have a little fun,

I mean, he's a little boy,
and sometimes

they're going
to get in trouble.

Okay, okay, fine, fine.

The boys can still be friends.

But now, if you'll excuse me,
we have some very important

TiVo to watch,
don't wanna miss it.

Thank you, and please, no need
to ever come back again.

Ever. Cheers.

So me and Lamilton
can still be friends?

Hell, no. I ever catch you
around that fat fucker again

I'm gonna chain you
to the bedpost.

And I ain't playing with you.

Lamilton Taeshawn
is back in the news.

Two weeks ago,
he achieved nationwide fame

for stealing a car
at the tender age of .

Now he's assaulted
his grandmother

at a local Walli-Mart.

According to witnesses,

Lamilton asked his grandmother

to buy him
some fried chicken.

When she refused,
he got angry.

Here he is
assaulting his grandmother.

Again, and again,
and yet again.

Then he stops,
walks to the counter

to order the chicken,
then goes back

to b*at on
his grandmother some more.

Lamilton, did you hit
your grandmother?

Yeah. I b*at her ass.
But why?

'Cause I asked for some fried
chicken and she said no.

What she expect?

REPORTER:
Lamilton's grandmother
wants the public

to give Lamilton
another chance.

You have to understand,

he really likes
that fried chicken.

[***]

Hey, did you see me on TV?

Hell, yeah.
Man, I really liked

how you handled yourself
on the news.

You wasn't apologetic
or nothing.

I'm gonna be
a famous superstar.

I wanna be famous
for doing bad things.

Yeah, my Granddad
tried to tell me

I couldn't hang out
with you no more,

but I was like, "Man, we do

what we wanna do."
We gots the juice.

I don't ever listen to nobody.

If somebody gives me
good advice

I do the opposite thing.

So, what do you wanna do now?

Let's have some more fun.

Okay.

[***]

* Yo, you're my n*gga
Don't never forget it *

* And if you need it
And I got it *

[SCREAMS]

[HORNS HONKING]

* We can go get it
'Cause you my dude *

[WATERGUN COCKS]

[ALL SCREAMING]

Oh, God! It's urine
and hot sauce!

* Never second guessing *

* Whether I'm wrong or right *

[BABBLES]

[SCREAMS]

[HORNS HONKING]

* You my homey though *

* We go toe to toe *

[MAN FARTS]

* Then go back to chillin' *

[MAN SHOUTING]

[MAN FARTS]

* Girl, you can go
With gas pedals *

[TIRES SCREECHING,
HORNS HONKING]

Hey, it's getting late,

I need to head home.

I wanna do more bad things.

No, man, I'm out.

I said I wanna do
more bad things. Come on!

Yo, what's wrong with you, man?

I said I'm through,
I'm going home.

Riley.
Man, I'm sorry.

Look, we ain't gotta do
nothing else,

let's just go back to my house
and watch movies.

All right, fine.

Is this the Freeman residence?

Depends, you asking for money?

No, I'm...
Jehovah's Witness?

No...
Police?

No, sir. But there is
an urgent matter

I need to speak with you about.

It's about your grandson.
May I come in?

S-Sure.

My name is Dr. Doomus.

I am a school counselor
at Point Pleasant Elementary.

I want you to know
that Lamilton

is no ordinary
juvenile delinquent.

He is something far, far worse.

Far worse?
How far worse?

I first met Lamilton
three years ago,

when he started kindergarten.

I saw this -year old child
with a blank,

emotionless face
and eyes that had

absolutely no compassion
in them.

No conscience whatsoever.

I spent the first year
trying to help him,

and the last two years

trying to have him
locked away forever

with no hope of release.

Because I realized

that what was living
behind that boy's eyes was...

not human.

Aw, man. I knew it.
I should have never listened

to that old woman and her old
bullshit-ass sob story.

Now we have to k*ll him
before he k*ll us.

Exactly right.
No. Wait.

What? Some people just gotta
die, that's all I'm saying.

So you wanna k*ll him
for something he might do.

Well, you a doctor.
If you say we should k*ll him

for our own health,
doesn't that mean

we're allowed to k*ll him?

I wish. They won't even
lock him up.

They want to wait

until an innocent person
gets hurt first.

But it's only a matter of time.

You must protect Riley.

Well, I've already told Riley

he can't be friends
with Lamilton,

so that's that.
He wouldn't dare.

Believe that.

No, Mr. Freeman.

Riley is with Lamilton
as we speak.

[***]

[WOMAN SCREAMING ON TV]

[GRUNTING]

[SCREAMING]
[CLOWN LAUGHING]

Yo, why you watch
this stuff all the time?

I like watching people
get hurt.

It looks fun to me.
I wanna hurt people.

[GROWLING]

[WOMAN SCREAMS]

Whatever, n*gga,
it's getting late.

Wait, I wanna
show you something.

It's my grandmother's.
Hold on.

[SIGHS]

[WOMAN SCREAMING]

[GROWLING]

Ugh.

Hey, Riley, check this out.
[g*n COCKS]

Yo, yo, man, watch
where you point that thing.

My grandmother
has it in case of burglars.

She told me never to touch it
so I'm touching it.

Man, you need
to be careful with that.

Now we can do anything we want.

We can take whatever we want.

And we can hurt
whoever we want.

Let's go.
[g*n COCKS]

Yo, you trippin'.
I'm going home.

[***]

I said let's go.

[***]

I don't wanna hear
no more excuses,

I want that little
psycho bastard

out of our lives for good.

That's that.

Time for me to lay down the law.

[DOOR OPENS, SHUTS]

Hey boy, listen up.
You know what, Granddad?

I been hanging out
with Lamilton

even though you told me not to,

and I don't think
I'm gonna do that no more.

I just need to go up
to my room where I belong,

no TV, no dinner, no nothing.

I might even need
to whoop myself.

Goodnight, y'all.

Well, you better
not break my belt.

[***]

Where you been, Riley?

Uh, I-I... I been real busy.

When are we gonna hang out
again and do bad things?

Well, my granddad
won't let me, all right?

He says we can't be
friends no more.

Well, I say
we're still friends.

Okay, but my granddad
says we not.

Well, I say we are.

So come on.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

Whose house is this?

It's Betty Von Hausen's.

She an evil old white woman

with a whole bunch of g*ns.

Why? What do you wanna
do to her?

Rob it.
Take all her stuff.

Rob it? Hell, no.

Stop being scared.
Man, this is stupid.

We both gonna go
to jail for this.

They can't send me to jail.
I've been on TV.

I'm a superstar.

[DOG GROWLING]

What was that?
[DOG GROWLING]

[BARKING]

[YELPS]
Oh, snap. Aah!

[g*n COCKS]

Come here, boy.
I got something for you.

Yo, man, forget this.
Lamilton, you on your own.

[DOG BARKING]

[***]

[g*nsh*t]

[DOG WHIMPERS]

Oh, sh*t.
Yo, yo we gotta go.

Come on.

[PANTING]

[DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE]

[BOTH PANTING]

What you sh**t the dog for?

Hey, he got loose.
He was about to bite me.

You lying.
He was chained up.

Man, you sick.

I think you don't wanna
be friends no more.

I think you gonna tell on me
for sh**ting a dog.

Man, I ain't no snitch.
But you got problems, yo.

Just stay away from me, man.

Riley. Riley!

[***]

REPORTER [ON TV]:
Lamilton Taeshawn
was apprehended today

for sh**ting a Woodcrest
resident's dog.

Yeah, boy. They got him.
Ha-ha!

They finally got him.
Boys, come quick.

He sh*t Betty Von Hausen's dog.

Oh, I always hated that dog.

[LAUGHS]
[SIGHS]

REPORTER:
Even though he's only
years old,

police decided
to arrest Lamilton

so they can get him
into the system

and get him the help
he so desperately needs.

He's in the system.
Oh, how I love the system.

Let's hope they keep his ass
in the system forever.

Whoo! My tax dollars
hard at work.

Whoo!
That's some good news.

* Good news System, system *

* Stay in the system *

* System, system
Stay in the system, yeah *

[***]

You're wondering
how they found out

Lamilton sh*t that dog.

I told them.

But how did you know?
I was following you

and Lamilton.
I saw what happened.

I know he forced you
to be there against your will.

Well, why didn't you give
the cops your name?

A year ago,
Lamilton's grandmother

filed a restraining order
against me.

Said I was obsessed.

Disturbed. Icky.

Aw, man. Now he gonna
think I snitched.

Don't you understand?

He's in the system.

He can't hurt you now.

They're going to lock
him away forever.

With no hope of release.

TEACHER:
And so we carry the one...

[YAWNS]

TEACHER:
...and now we add one
to seven and three.

* Lamilton Taeshawn *

Holy sh*t! Look!
[GIRL GASPS]

Riley.
[CHILDREN MUTTERING]

He was just there, I swear.

Riley Freeman,
I have no patience

for your potty mouth today.

I'll see you in detention.

[***]

DOOMUS:
Mr. Freeman,
I have terrible news.

They've let him go.

Who, Lamilton?

Yes.
But I thought he was

in the system.
The fools let him go.

He's out of the system?
Oh, no!

Huey, he's out of the system.
Grab my shotgun.

They said they didn't have
enough evidence to hold him.

Granddad, what's going on?
Lamilton Taeshawn escaped.

Go grab my p*stol
with the silver b*ll*ts.

He's not a werewolf, Granddad.
Shh. Hush, little n*gga.

If Riley is home with you,

don't let him
out of your sight.

Riley's not home,
he's in detention.

Meet me at the school
right away. We must hurry.

You have no idea
what we're dealing with.

Okay, let's go.
Huey, grab the wooden stake.

And my holy water.

[***]

Yo. What the...?
What's up, Riley?

What's wrong with you, man?
Why you sneaking up on n*gg*s?

And what you doing here?

You don't even go
to this school.

How come you told on me?

Riley, I thought we was friends.

Yo, I ain't tell on you, man,
and this ain't funny no more.

Stay away from me, all right?
I ain't playing with you.

You crazy and you need help.

[***]

Everybody says I'm crazy,
but I don't care.

I don't care about
my grandmother,

I don't care about that dog.
[g*n COCKS]

I don't even care about myself.

And since we ain't crew
no more,

I don't care about you.

Okay, all right, chill,
man. Look.

I-I was tripping, all right?

W-We still crew.
Uh, let's go hang out

like we used to.

Really? You promise?

Yeah, we'll... We'll do
whatever you want.

Okay, cool.

[***]

[GRUNTS]

Look out!

Hey, watch it.

[***]

[GRUNTS]

[***]

[GRUNTS]

That's it. No more g*n.

Now what you gonna do?

[GRUNTS]
* Used to use a too *

* But don't gotta sh**t
Leave with your hands *

[YELLING]
* Almost bulletproof *

[GRUNTS]

* Flow with tsunami
Like water moves *

* The gangsta fake sh*t
Y'all n*gga ain't sh*t *

* The lead in your belly *

Ow!
* No more contests *

* On who's the nicest *

* Challenge my flow
Bring floatation devices *

* Start that case
Do you know who you facing *

[RILEY GROANING]

* Love from band broads
With banners on 'em *

[GRUNTING]

Hey, hey, hey,
what's going on here?

What's going on over there?

Oh, just two n*gg*s
k*lling each other. Proceed.

[RILEY GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

[***]

[SCREAMING]

Lamilton.

Riley, pull me up.

I'm trying but you really fat.

Riley, don't drop me.

I'm sorry I tried to k*ll you.

I have problems with my anger.

You got problems
with your weight too.

Unh! Boy!

RILEY: Granddad. Guys, help me.
There he is.

I'm coming. Hold on.
Help me, help me get him up.

DOOMUS:
No. No, you must let him die.

[***]

[SCREAMING]

You k*lled him.
He deserved to die.

[GASPS]

He's gone.

No, wait, he's right there.

He's still alive?

No. No!

[SCREAMING]

You're the spawn of Satan.
I must destroy you.

Get off me. Somebody call
my grandmother.

You're not supposed to be
within a hundred yards.

Well, that's that.
Let's go home.

Yo, man.

You got a cigarette?

[***]

[***]