03x16 - Illuminated

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A somewhat awkward teen is att*cked by a werewolf and inherits the curse itself, as well as the enemies that come with it.
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03x16 - Illuminated

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Previously on Teen Wolf...

Lydia: That was supposed to be locked.

Stiles: What are those?

Lydia: Atomic numbers.

Stiles: Kira.

Barrow: I'm gonna take your picture. Proof of our time here together.

(ISAAC SCREAMING)

Allison: Isaac!

Chris: Isaac, open up!

Boy: Yeah!

(LAUGHING)

(WIND HOWLING)

(SHIVERING)

(BANGING ON DOOR)

Allison: Isaac?

(DOOR OPENS)

Allison: Isaac! He's freezing. Dad, he's like ice.

Chris: Isaac, look at me. Isaac.

Allison: What's happening to him?

Chris: Isaac, come on. Isaac, listen. You have to turn. Look at me. You need to trigger it. Come on. Turn! Turn!

(HITTING HIM)

Chris: Turn!

(GROWLING)

Isaac: Did you see them?

Allison: Who?

Isaac: There were five of them. They wore black. I couldn't... I couldn't see their faces. They were covered.

Allison: What do you mean? Like masks?

Isaac: One of them... I could see his eyes. They were greenish-yellow. Like a... Like a firefly.

Chris: Security system wasn't triggered.

Allison: Then how did they get in?

Isaac: They didn't. It was like they came out of the shadows.

Allison: Do you know what that means? Dad?

Chris: Um... I'm not sure. Listen, the two of you... I need you to keep this quiet for a few hours.

(SNIFFLING)

Isaac: From everyone?

Chris: Just 24 hours.

(WHISPERING)

Allison: They could've k*lled him, Dad.

Chris: But they didn't. And I think there's a reason why. I think they might have been after me.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Agent McCall: So when did you get there?

Stiles: At the same time.

Agent McCall: At the same time as who?

Scott: At the same time as me.

Agent McCall: By coincidence?

Stiles: What do you mean coincidence?

Agent McCall: That's what I'm asking you. The two of you arrived at the same time. Was that coincidence?

Scott: Are you asking me?

Stiles: I think he's asking me.

Lydia: I think he's asking the both of you.

Agent McCall: Okay, let me answer the questions… Let me ask the questions. Just so I have this absolutely clear. Barrow was hiding in the chemistry closet at the school. Someone left him a coded message on the blackboard telling him to k*ll Kira. Then Barrow took Kira to a power substation and tied her up with the intent of electrocuting her, which blacked out the entire town.

Stiles: Sounds about right.

Agent McCall: How did you know he'd take her to a power station?

Stiles: Well, 'cause he was an electrical engineer. So where else would he take her?

Agent McCall: That's one hell of a deduction there, Stiles.

Stiles: Yeah, what can I say? I take after my pops. He's in law enforcement.

(SNORTS)

(COUGHING)

Sheriff: Stiles, just, uh...Just answer the man.

Stiles: We made a good guess.

Agent McCall: What were the two of you doing?

Scott: Eating pizza.

Kira: Eating sushi.

Scott: Eating sushi.

Kira: Eating pizza.

Both: Eating sushi and pizza.

Agent McCall: You believe this?

Sheriff: To be honest, I haven't believed a word Stiles has said since he learned how to speak. But I think these kids found themselves in the right place at the right time and that girl sitting there is very lucky for it.

Agent McCall: Kira, is that how you remember it?

(ALL LOOK AT HER)

Kira: Yes. Could I get my phone back now?

Agent McCall: Sorry, but no. Kira, a deputy is going to take you home. But we'll need you to fill out some paperwork first.

(BEEPS)

Agent McCall: Scott... I don't know why you guys are lying. Or why Stilinski is content to listen to this crap. But try and remember something. If half this story about Barrow is true, then not only did someone help set him loose, but he was a pawn in their little game. A mass m*rder*r is bad enough. A mass m*rder*r being controlled by someone? Far worse.

Scott: Yeah, I get it.

Agent McCall: All right, go home. It's a school night.

(SIGHING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Coach:Class starts in five minutes. Just because there's no power don't expect there to be no school.

Stiles: That was a triple negative. Very impressive, Coach.

Coach: Copy that.

Stiles: Oops! Hello. Where did you come from?

(DOOR OPENING)

Stiles: No. No. Stop. Stop.

Scott: What? I need to talk to her.

Stiles: No, you need to remember someone left a coded message telling Barrow to k*ll her.

Scott: Which is why I need to talk to her.

Stiles: Scott, no way. Until we figure out if she's just another psychotic monster that's going to start murdering everybody, I vote against any and all interaction.

Scott: What if she's like me?

Stiles: That girl walked through 1.21 jigawatts of electricity. She's not like you.

Danny: Don't you have portable generators or something? It's a black light party. It's not like you need a ton of power... Okay. Yeah, I get it.

(SLAMS LOCKER DOOR)

Ethan: Black light party?

Danny: More like canceled party. The venue I booked won't have power for at least another day.

Ethan: You want help finding a new place?

Danny: What's the point? Nothing in town's going to have power. Thanks anyway.

Aiden: You want to throw a Halloween party? What's next? You gonna join the Yearbook Club?

Ethan: Just trying to do something nice.

Aiden: Why? Who cares?

Ethan: He does.

(SCOFFS)

Ethan: You don't get it, do you? Scott doesn't care about power. He cares about people. You want to be a wolf in his pack? Try being a human in high school.

Ms Martin: Sweetheart, since this is my first class and I haven't taught in five years, I just want to remind you of one thing. Try not to embarrass me.

Lydia: You should've thought about that before wearing those shoes. Love you.

Ms Martin: Love you, too.

Aiden: Why's your mom teaching biology?

Lydia: Because Mr. Harris used to teach biology. Until his new occupation... Human sacrifice.

Aiden: What? I didn't k*ll him.

(SCOFFS)

Aiden: Lydia, what?

Lydia: The other night, I helped save someone's life. That felt really good. And I look at you, and all I can think is that you helped k*ll Boyd. You're not just a bad boy, Aiden. You're a bad guy. And I don't want to be with the bad guys.

Aiden: I think I know a place where you can have your party.

Kira: I don't want to talk about it.

Scott: Okay. Want to talk about the pre-cal test on Friday? The teacher takes all the equations right out of the book.

Kira: Do you have your phone? I'm going to show you something no one else has ever seen. No one except for Barrow. Take a picture of me. And use the flash.

Scott: Whoa.

Kira: Yeah.

Scott: What is it?

Kira: I don't know. It started showing up a couple of months ago. It only happens with the flash on. And I don't know how, but Barrow knew about it. He used my own phone to take pictures of me.

Scott: That's why you asked for it back.

Kira: If someone sees those pictures...

Scott: We need to get your phone back.

Boys: Trick or treat!

(DEREK GIVES TRICKER-TREATERS CANDY)

(GROWLING)

(ALL KIDS SCREAMING)

(SNARLING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Danny: Where did you say the guy was who lives here?

Aiden: He's out of town.

(ENGINE REVVING)

(LOW HUMMING)

Danny: Oh, yeah.

Stiles: Okay, this one will get you into all of the perimeter doors, this one into the evidence room, and this one's for my father's office.

Scott: You didn't steal these, did you?

Stiles: No. I cloned them using the RFID emulator.

Scott: Is that worse than stealing?

Stiles: It's smarter.

Kira: Scott, can I ask you something?

Stiles: Okay, I'll just...

Kira: You didn't tell him anything, did you? About the pictures?

Scott: Oh, no, I just said that you have some pictures of you on your phone that you didn't want anyone to see.

Kira: What kind of pictures?

Scott: Naked pictures.

Kira: Oh. Good idea.

Scott: Okay, cool.

Kira: Okay.

Stiles: Okay. So, now almost everybody's out dealing with the blackout. But there's always somebody at the front desk. There's Dispatch and usually a night shifter or two. You guys are gonna use the service door entrance by the dumpster. All right? Nobody uses it. Now, I'll text you if anyone comes out. But, Scott, if you get caught, I can't help you. My dad's under investigation for an impeachment because of your dad, so, if anything happens I will run and leave you both for dead.

Scott: Got it. Thanks. Seriously, dude.

Stiles: I'd ask my dad, but you know...

Scott: No, I know. I get it.

Stiles: All right, just, uh, hurry up.

(BEEPING)

(DOOR BEEPING)

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

(SIGHS)

Scott: Kira.

Kira: It's dead.

(SIGHS)

Kira: We have to take it.

Scott: No, they'll know it's gone.

Kira: How do we charge it if the power's out?

Scott: See if you can find a charger cable. Awesome.

Kira: Who's that?

Scott: Me. Me and my dad.

(PHONE BEEPS)

Kira: Come on, come on...

(VEHICLE APPROACHING)

Stiles: Ah, hell.

Kira: Come on. Come on...

Stiles: Come on, Scott. Okay, I'm so going to regret this. Aw! Hey, hey. Wow! Thank God you are here. Oh, boy! Thank the lord.

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

Agent McCall: What do you want, Stiles?

Stiles: Oh, jeez!

(STAMMERING)

Stiles: I was just... I was thinking on the case. I was thinking I should clue you in on my thinking. Here's my thinking. I was thinking this... I was thinking that Barrow, right... I was thinking that Barrow received the information about who to k*ll at the school, right, you know that? So I was thinking maybe the person who gave him that information, check this out, might actually be someone at the school. And that's, uh, my thinking.

Agent McCall: Hmm.

(BEEPS)

Kira: It's on. It's on.

Agent McCall: You're right.

Stiles: I am?

Agent McCall: Yep. We, uh... We started looking for links between Barrow, faculty and students last night.

Stiles: So you already, then, know that stuff?

Agent McCall: Hmm.

Stiles: You already thought of that.

Agent McCall: Your dad did.

Stiles: Oh.

Agent McCall: His one useful suggestion.

Stiles: You know, this attitude that you have toward my dad? You can dress it up to all the professional disapproval that you want. But I know the real reason why you don't like him.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Agent McCall: Is that so?

Stiles: Yeah. Because he knows something that you don't want him to know. And guess what.

(LOW)

Stiles: I know it, too.

Agent McCall: Go home, Stiles. There's a... There's a curfew.
(CLEARS THROAT)

(DOOR OPENS)

Scott: We did it. All the pics deleted.

Kira: That was awesome! I mean, terrifying. Completely terrifying... But kind of awesome. I've never done anything like that before. Have you?

Stiles: Yeah, once or twice.

Kira: Hmm.

Scott: So, I guess I should take you home. Hey, you don't want to go to a party, would you?

(ALL CHEERING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Isaac: Derek can never know about this.

Ethan: You happy?

Danny: Very.

Ethan: Good. Now it's my time to be happy. This one needs to get painted up.

Body Painter: Face or body?

Danny: Uh...

Ethan: Body.

Bartender: I need ice!

Ethan: I got it.

(SNARLING)

Body Painter: All done.

Danny: Nice.

(SNARLING)

(SLAMS ICE BAG)

(SNARLING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Stiles: It just showed up there on my key ring this morning. I asked my dad if he put it there but he said he didn't know anything about it.

Scott: It's just a key, right?

Stiles: Yeah, but it's not mine. And I don't know how it got there or what it's for.

Scott: You want to leave so we can figure it out?

(CAITLIN KISSES STILES ON CHEEK)

Stiles: Uh...

Caitlin: Happy Halloween!

Stiles: It can wait. It can wait.

Kira: Thanks.

Scott: What?

Kira: Thanks!

Scott: For what?

Kira: For everything.

Stiles: Hey!

Caitlin: Hey! I kissed you.

Stiles: Yeah, you kind of did. What's your name?

Caitlin: I'm Caitlin.

Stiles: Caitlin... Oh, my God. You're Caitlin.

Caitlin: I know! I just told you that.

Stiles: No, I know... I just... I mean, uh... You and your girlfriend. She's...

Caitlin: She d*ed. Yeah!

Stiles: Are you okay?

Caitlin: Yeah! I'm really drunk.

Stiles: Okay.

Caitlin: Do you want to dance?

Stiles: Yeah!

(GROWLING)

Aiden: Not as good as the real ones.

Lydia: Or as lethal.

Aiden: Okay, sure. I deserve that. I deserve basically everything you say about me. But, you know, I was pretty instrumental setting this up.

Lydia: All this? If I wanted to go to a rave, I'd get in a time machine and go back to the '90s.

(GROWLING)

Isaac: Did you see Scott?

Allison: Yep.

Isaac: You tell him what happened?

Allison: No. We still have a couple hours, remember? We promised my dad.

Isaac: You promised your dad.

Allison: I promised him in order to protect him.

Isaac: You did. I didn't.

Allison: Is protecting my father such a bad thing?

Isaac: I don't like keeping secrets from Scott.

Allison: No, you don't, you just like to stand there awkwardly waiting for someone to notice us... Whatever we are... And then you like to make things incredibly uncomfortable.

Isaac: And what's that supposed to mean?

(LAUGHS)

Allison: What do you think it means?

Isaac: I think it means you're probably mad.

Allison: I'm not mad.

Isaac: No?

Allison: No.

Isaac: Okay.

(SIGHS)

Allison: I'm frustrated.

Isaac: Sexually?

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Allison: Mind if I borrow this?

Allison: Do you want to talk about Scott or do you want to paint my body?

Isaac: I want to paint your body.

Lydia: Oh! Finally. Awkwardly. Predictably.

(SNARLING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(DISTORTED)

Lydia: Scott... Scott!

(SNARLING)

(PANTING)

(SNARLING)

(SCREAMING)

(SNARLING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Danny: Ethan?

Aiden: Aiden.

Danny: Where's Ethan?

Aiden: I'm looking for him too.

Danny: I haven't seen him in like half an hour. Is something wrong? Aiden? Aiden?

Caitlin: You have a bottle opener?

STILES: Yes.

Caitlin: Your key has phosphors on it. Look.

Stiles: Oh! Oh!

(KISSING)

Stiles: Uh, I thought you liked girls.

Caitlin: I do like girls. Do you?

Stiles: Absolutely.

Caitlin: Great.

(KISSING)

Stiles: So you also like boys?

Caitlin: Absolutely. Do you?

Stiles: Mmm.

(KISSING)

Stiles: I am sorry. What are phosphors?

Caitlin: Oh, they're any substance that luminesces. It's in your teeth and your fingernails. Laundry detergent. It's also in this. Reacts to the UV light, that's why it glows.

Stiles: How would I get phosphors on my key?

Caitlin: Have you been handling chemicals?

Stiles: No, I don't think I...

(KISSING)

Stiles: I'm sorry. I'm really, totally sorry. I just thought of something and I have to go. Really, I want it. I want to stay. I would just stay all night... I swear... But I really have to go and I don't want to offend you.

Caitlin: Okay.

Stiles: Sorry. I just...

Caitlin: Okay? Okay.

Stiles: Here. You could drink that. Drink that whole thing. Whole thing, okay? Excuse me. Bye!

Kira: You got some paint on you.

(CHUCKLES)

Kira: Still there.

Scott: Oh...

Kira: Ah, let me.

(LAUGHING)

Scott: Oh, my God! I can't believe you just mommed me.

Kira: I did not mom you.

Scott: You totally mommed me.

(LAUGHS SOFTLY)

Kira: Okay, I might have slightly mommed you.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Kira: How are you so okay with all of this? I showed you a picture that would send anybody else running the other way.

Scott: It didn't look that bad to me.

Kira: I look like a demon from hell.

Scott: I guess I saw something different.

Kira: What did you see?

Scott: It kind of looks like it's, uh, protecting you. Kind of like armor. And it doesn't look like a demon to me.

Kira: What do you think it looks like?

Scott: It looks like a fox.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Isaac: What? What's wrong?

Allison: There's something on your head. Behind your ear. Turn to the mirror. Turn to the mirror. You see that?

Isaac: What is that?

Allison: Looks like a number five.

(MAN GROANING DISTANTLY)

Isaac: Did you hear that?

Danny: Aiden, over here!

Danny: Lydia? Lydia?

Aiden: Lydia? What happened? What happened to her?

Danny: I don't know, but she's freezing. She's practically hypothermic.

Aiden: We gotta get her inside. Help me.

Danny: Over here. There's a heating vent.

(SHIVERING)

Danny: Try to find a blanket.

Allison: What are you doing?

Isaac: It'll trigger the healing.

(BONE SNAPPING)

(GROWLING)

(GASPING)

Aiden: Lydia?

Lydia: They came out of the dark.

Allison: It's the same. Exactly the same.

(GROWLING)

Scott: Derek?

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Guy: Bro, sorry, The Bloody Beetroot doesn't take requests. Bro, seriously. I said the DJ doesn't take...

Derek: He'll take mine.

(GROANING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(VOICE THUNDERING)

Derek: Get out!

(ALL CLAMORING)

Aiden: Get her out of here.

Lydia: Find Scott.

Aiden: Guys, they're all looking at me. Why are they all looking at me? Guys?

(ALL SNARLING)

(GROWLING)

(NECK SNAPS)

(BONE CRUNCHING)

(GROANS)

(GROWLING)

Allison: Somebody do something!

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

Scott: What the hell were those things?

Isaac: Your dad's 24 hours are up.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(DOOR OPENING)

(GROANING SOFTLY)

(CELLPHONE RINGING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(GROANS)

Agent McCall: Barrow was hiding in the chemistry closet at the school. Someone left him a coded message on the blackboard telling him to k*ll Kira.

(STILES WRITES THE NUMBERS ON CHALKBOARD- THE SAME HANDWRITING)
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