04x15 - The Grateful Dead, Part 1 / Thankful Death, Part 1

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure". Aired: October 6, 2012 - present.*
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JoJo, becomes involved in a battle against his stepbrother, Dio Brando, who is intent on taking control of the Joestar fortune.
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04x15 - The Grateful Dead, Part 1 / Thankful Death, Part 1

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Abba: Let me see the key we obtained again.

Abba: Go to the drinking fountain with a turtle

Abba: and use this key.

Pesci: Don't tell me he...

Pro: The Thankful Death!

Mista: Just the driver... It doesn't look like anyone else is in here.

Pesci: There it is!

Pesci: Something took the bait!

Mista: Wh-What the hell is this needle-like thing?!

Mista: A d-different Stand than the one that's aging us?

Pesci: Bro, where did you go?!

JoJo-EpTitle,Sign: Episodio The Thankful Death Part

Pesci: Why aren't you here?!

Pesci: Bucciarati and his crew were on this train!

Pesci: But I wonder who I hooked. It's definitely not Trish.

Pesci: The strength pulling on this rod belongs to a man.

Pesci: The needle dug into his left hand.

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,He weighs kilograms!

Pesci: I'll reel you right in!

Mista: Whoa, hang on a second... Th-This needle's sinking in deeper!

Mista: It's so fast!

JoJo-main: ,It's moving up my arm at incredible speed!

Mista: Th-This line...

Pesci: This must be Mista!

Pesci: The thing that tried to cut the line was a b*llet!

Pesci: The gunslinger is Guido Mista!

Pesci: You can't cut my Fisher Man's line!

Pesci: I wonder where the impact that hit the line will end up going?

Pesci: I'm gonna reel you right in!

Mista: I need to get this line out or I'm finished!

Mista: Damn it! It's going to make its way up to my brain!

Mista: Sh-sh*t!

Mista: Six b*ll*ts! Grab this hook and stop it!

One: I-It's no use! We're being pulled!

Two: We can't stop it with our power!

Mista: Sh-sh*t... I'm just going to have to look for it.

Mista: I'm just gonna have to find it!

Seven: Find it!

Six: Find it!

Seven: We need to find it, no matter what!

Seven: Find it!

Pesci: What was that?

Pesci: Was that Mista's p*stol?

Pesci: Who the hell are you even sh**ting at?

Pesci: What if you hit one of the other passengers?

Pesci: Or did you sh**t in hopes that you'd actually hit me?

Pesci: It's no use!

Pesci: The hook is about to travel deep into your ear!

Five: We have to aim lower or the ice won't get blown out of the glass!

Six: A bit lower! Aim a bit lower!

Seven: Over here! Blast right into it!

Seven: We found the ice!

Seven: Shatter it, boys!

Pesci: What do you think you're doing?!

Mista: I knew that bastard would be cooling himself, too,

Mista: to the point that he'd lose his mind!

Pesci: Damn it!

Pesci: How could you?! The ice...

One: He's all pale and screaming.

Pesci: My ice!

One: Could this guy be...

Seven: It's him!

One: He's the guy with the line and hook!

Two: That fishing-rod-looking thing is his Stand!

Pesci: R-Run for it!

Pesci: Ice! I need to find some ice, or I'm going to die of old age, too!

Old: H-Help me...

Pesci: O-Out of my way, gramps!

Pesci: Get your zombie hands off of—

Old: My body feels so heavy, I don't want to move...

Old: I ordered the really fatty steak,

Old: but now I don't want to eat it anymore...

Pesci: Don't touch me!

Two: Woohoo! We got his hand!

Seven: Call Mista over here now!

Three: Mista!

Five: Hurry up and get over here, Mista!

Seven: Mista, over here!

Six: We found the enemy Stand user!

Mista: Six b*ll*ts, all of you come back to the b*ll*ts.

Mista: It doesn't really matter if you answer me or not,

Mista: but I'm going to ask you one very, very...

Mista: simple question.

Mista: If you don't answer within two seconds of me asking the question,

Mista: I'll sh**t a b*llet into each of your eyes.

Mista: "Uno, due..." I won't wait any longer than that.

Mista: Got it?

Mista: All right. Here's the question.

Mista: Where the hell is your friend?

Mista: Uno...

Pesci: H-Hell if I know! I don't know where he is, either!

Mista: Due... All right. Then die.

Old: Hey... Please help me...

Old: I've always loved fatty steak so much,

Old: but now I don't wanna eat it anymore...

Mista: Hey! Get out of the way! You'll want to eat meat again soon enough!

Old: No, I can't eat anything anymore...

Old: Or rather, you won't be able to,

Old: Mista.

Mista: Wh-Who the hell are you?!

Old: Thankful Death...

Pesci: Huh? Wh-What?

Pesci: W-Wait! Are you...

Mista: You bastard!

Old: It works even faster when I directly touch you.

Old: Its power is at full strength...

Old: when Thankful Death touches you.

Mista: B-b*ll*ts...

Mista: Th-This speed... sh*t...

Pesci: I-Is that you, Bro?

Pesci: Are you my Bro?!

Pesci: I-I didn't notice at all!

Pesci: Y-You were there the whole time?

Pesci: I-I can't believe you aged yourself to blend in with the other passengers...

Pesci: Bro! Prosciutto! You're so awesome!

Pesci: S-Stop! Why are you so mad, Bro?!

Pro: You friggin' moron! What the hell was that?! Huh?!

Pesci: I didn't know he was going to ambush me!

JoJo-main: ,What could I do?!

Pro: You still don't get it? Pesci, you friggin' mammoni!

Pesci: Please stop hitting me, Bro!

Pro: Listen up! The reason I'm mad is because you're so weak-minded, Pesci!

Pro: Of course, they did blast away your ice, so you were in shock.

Pro: This is aging me, too, so it's bad news.

Pro: But if it were any other guy from our team,

JoJo-main: ,they wouldn't have made their Stand go away when they were

JoJo-main: ,that close to finishing off an enemy!

Pro: Even if they lost an arm or a leg!

Pro: You're a damn mammoni, Pesci.

JoJo-main: ,You freaked out. You're such a baby.

Pro: It's not because of the ice.

JoJo-main: ,You're actually scared deep inside your heart.

Pro: Grow up, Pesci.

Pro: If you don't grow up, we'll never get our glory.

JoJo-main: ,We'll never defeat Bucciarati and his crew.

Pro: And just so we're clear...

Pro: Our team isn't some buddy-buddy club with a bunch of losers

JoJo-main: ,who just talk about k*lling people while trying to cheer each other up.

Pro: Once we decide in our hearts that we're gonna k*ll someone,

Pro: the deed's already been done!

Pro: Let's go, Pesci.

Pro: Here, have some ice.

Pro: You mentioned earlier

Pro: that you sensed another presence in the driver's cab, didn't you?

Pro: I don't know how they're hiding in there,

Pro: but the girl's in the driver's cab!

Sign: Prosciutto

Sign: The Thankful Death

Bruno: Don't worry about Narancia!

Bruno: Save the ice in the glass for yourself!

Bruno: You need to keep your body chilled.

Trish: Fanning air and the chill from a cold towel aren't enough.

Trish: There's no effect unless you use ice.

Trish: At this rate, he'll be the first to die.

Bruno: Narancia and the rest of us are willing to risk our lives to follow the boss's orders.

Bruno: You just need to think about your safety.

Bruno: That's our job.

Bruno: You're not here because you want to be here, after all.

Bruno: And as for the enemy who's causing us all to age...

Bruno: Mista will take care of him.

Bruno: I'm sure... he'll do something...

Bruno: Mista...

Pro: Where and how are they hiding?

Pro: I'm finally getting it.

Pro: I need to start thinking in four dimensions to find them.

Pro: Bucciarati received something black at the station platform from the boss.

Pro: That's it. That's what I need to find in this driver's cab.

Pro: Hey, Pesci.

Pro: What do you think that presence you felt in this driver's cab was?

Pro: You don't feel it now?

Pesci: A-About that... Bro...

Pesci: You shouldn't expect much from me.

Pesci: I'm not the brightest.

Pro: Pesci, Pesci, Pesci, Pesci...

Pro: I believe in you.

Pro: If you're still concerned about me yelling at you earlier,

JoJo-main: ,you just need to be more confident.

Pro: Your Fisher Man is unbeatable when you actually apply yourself.

Pro: Right?

JoJo-main: ,That presence you felt earlier is extremely suspicious.

Pro: It's do or die time, Pesci.

Pro: It's okay to be confident in your ability.

Pesci: R-Really?

Pro: Yes!

Pro: Try to remember. It doesn't matter how trivial it seems.

Pro: Did anything seem strange?

Pro: Like maybe something black?

Pesci: Huh? Something... black?

Pesci: That's it, Bro!

JoJo-main: ,I meant to look under the driver's seat earlier!

Pesci: There was something weird!

Pesci: S-Sorry... I guess I was just imagining it.

Pesci: So, yeah... You shouldn't count on me or my intuition, after all...

Pro: No, I don't think you're wrong.

Pesci: Say what?!

Pro: Excellent work, Pesci.

Pro: The mystery's been solved.

Pro: I now understand everything thanks to you.

Pesci: B-Bro? Wh-What are you...

Pro: Why is there suddenly animal sh*t under the driver's seat?

Pesci: I don't understand at all!

Pro: This isn't mouse sh*t, either.

Pro: If it were a mouse, it'd be dead by now.

Pro: This sh*t's not old. It looks like it was just left here.

Pro: So what does that mean, huh?

Pro: Stand abilities don't only belong to humans.

Pro: And that means...

JoJo-main: ,This animal is moving through the shadows!

Pro: Thankful Death!

Pesci: Wh-What the hell is that?!

Pesci: I-It's a turtle? It's a friggin' turtle?!

Pro: We found her! It's Trish!

Pro: I can see the others, too!

Pro: Just as I thought, they're all about to die of old age, except for Trish!

Pro: That settles it!

JoJo-main: ,I'll send even more of the aging ability into the turtle!

Pro: Thankful Dead!

Pesci: Wait a sec, Bro!

Pesci: Isn't there... one guy missing?

Pesci: There's someone missing in there!

Five: Mista! Please get up!

Five: This is all the ice I have left, but please feel better!

Mista: I'm not sure if it's thanks to my attentive nature,

Mista: or if I was just lucky...

Mista: But because I put that piece of ice I'd picked up earlier into my hat...

Mista: Number Five... It seems you were able to reverse the aging.

Mista: Thanks for stopping those b*ll*ts for me... All three of them.

Mista: Number Five... I have one more request...

Five: If you want to send one of us to Bucciarati,

JoJo-main: ,I already revived Number Six, and he went on ahead!

Five: He took the ice in your pocket and

JoJo-main: ,went to tell them that two enemies were heading for the turtle!

Misa: That's perfect... I don't need the ice anymore...

JoJo-main: ,after all...

Five: Mista!

Pesci: It's Bucciarati, Bro!

Pesci: Bucciarati's the one missing!

Pro: It doesn't matter if Bucciarati's in there or not!

JoJo-main: ,All that matters is that we take Trish alive!

Pro: Thankful Death!

Pesci: What the hell?!

Bruno: You're pretty intuitive... And fast, too.

Bruno: I just have to defeat him, right?

JoJo-main: ,The one in black!

Six: That's right, Bucciarati!

Six: If you defeat him, everyone's aging will be reversed!

Pro: What the hell is Mista's Stand doing here?!

Pro: I personally blasted three holes into his head...

Pro: So why is that thing here with an ice cube?!

Six: Don't let that thing touch you!

Six: If it does, you'll age way, way faster!

Six: Get 'em!

Pro: H-He's fast...

Pesci: Bro!

Pro: Don't worry about me!

JoJo-main: ,Deal with the guys in the turtle!

Pro: Hurry it up! k*ll the rest of his crew!

Pro: That was a little naïve, wasn't it, Bucciarati?

Pro: After Mista went to all that trouble to warn you...

Pro: Defeating me, even if it costs the lives of your crew, to protect the girl...

Pro: Isn't that your mission?

Pro: You fail as a capo. Take this!

Pro: What?!

Bruno: I will complete this mission,

Bruno: and I will also protect my crew.

Bruno: It won't be hard for me to do both if I'm only facing the likes of you.

Pro: It's fast...

Pro: It's definitely fast...

Pro: Your... Zipper Man, was it?

Pro: It's definitely faster...

Pro: But you're the one who doesn't seem to understand speed, Bucciarati!

Pro: I seem to be out of breath...

Pro: But the same goes for you, Bucciarati.

Pro: Since we used our Stands at full speed, we both used up a lot of energy.

Pro: You didn't comprehend that and tried to go as fast as you could,

Pro: even though you're still agingdespite standing still!

Pro: The more horsepower a car has, the warmer it gets!

Pro: That's because you're burning calories.

JoJo-main: ,You're a smart guy, so I'm sure you can figure out...

Pro: what'll happen when your body gets warmer!

Six: B-Bucciarati!

Six: Th-The ice is starting to lose its effect!

Pro: So what are you going to do now, huh?

Pro: This zipper you gave me is starting to close.

Pro: The zipper on my chin is already gone.

Pro: What's the matter?

Pro: Exhausted from your stiff shoulders?

bruno: Zipper Man!

Pro: I can see your movements! You're too slow, Bucciarati!

Pro: I've got you! Now you're all finished!

Pro: And then we'll be taking the boss's daughter!

Bruno: I was aware of what wouldhappen if my body warmed up.

Bruno: I was also prepared to get caught.

Bruno: I will complete this mission.

JoJo-main: ,I will also protect my crew.

Bruno: One of the hardest parts of being a capo is the fact that I have to do both.

Bruno: Are you prepared?

Bruno: I am.

Pro: Wha—

Pro: Y-You can't mean...

Pro: You bastard! You can't be serious!

Bruno: Doing both is simple,

JoJo-main: ,if I can get you off this train.

Bruno: If I can just undo the aging, my five subordinates will be back,

Bruno: and we'll be able to protect Trish!

Pro: You bastard! Y-You can't be serious! Let go!

Pro: We're moving at kilometers per hour!

Bruno: Oh, come on, now. You're the one who grabbed me.

Pro: Are you trying to die?! You bastard!
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