02x08 - Gigantitan

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir". Aired: September 1, 2015 – present.*
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A computer-animated series that takes place in modern-day Paris and revolves around the adventures of two teenagers who transform into their superhero personas, Ladybug and Cat Noir when evil arises.
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02x08 - Gigantitan

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In the daytime, I'm Marinette.

Just a normal girl with a normal life.

But there's something about me
that no one knows yet.

Because I have a secret.

♪ Miraculous! Simply the best! ♪

♪ Up to the test when things go wrong! ♪

♪ Miraculous! The luckiest! ♪

♪ The power of love, always so strong! ♪

♪ Miraculous! ♪

[school bell rings]

Sleep over at your place tonight?
That'd be awesome!

Come on, hurry up! I don't have all day!

Except... I can't... I...
I have to help my parents in the bakery!

Again?
But you've been helping them all week!

-Online gaming battle? I'm free!
-Cool!

Wait till you check out my weaponry!
You won't stand a chance.

Come on, chop-chop, hurry along now!

I forgot. I've got Chinese class!

Again? But we haven't played all week!

-Albert?
-At your service, sir.

-Hoo-hoo.
-Please repeat.

I was unable to understand.

-Hoo-hoo.
-Please repeat.

I was unable to understand.

-Hoo-hoo!
-Please repeat.

[voice cracks up]

Please repeat.
Please repeat. Please repeat.

Ouch!
[zips]

It is now the hour of The Owl!
Hoo-hoo!

-Miaow.
-Oh!

Hoo-hoo! Well, Mrs Michel,
has Whiskers got vertigo again?

Have no fear. This is a mission for...
The Owl! Hoo-hoo!

Owl Talon!

Hoomerang!

Uh, what exactly
were you planning with that?

Er, uh... It takes more than this
to dissuade... The Owl!

Here, kitty, kitty! Come to Owl!

-OK, I'll call the fire department.
-No need for that, Mrs Michel.

Uh-oh, Whiskers!
Stay calm. Come on now!

Mr Dam... uh, Owl! This is the fifth time
this week we've come to your rescue!

You're really gonna get hurt
one of these days! At least wear a helmet.

But you don't wear helmets!

Mr Owl, we've told you already, it's not
the same for us. We're real superheroes.

With real superpowers and magic suits.

I know, but since I was a little boy,

I only ever dreamed
of becoming a real superhero.

Come on, boys!

The exploits of Ladybug and Cat Noir

inspired some people
to act as superheroes.

But is it a good thing?
Over to our reporter Clara Contard.

Today, Ladybug and Cat Noir
have once again come to the aid

of the self-proclaimed superhero,
The Owl.

Thanks to sound advice from my good
friends, Ladybug and Cat Noir,

I am certain I will do better next time.

I will be reviewing my weaponry
and training,

because, wherever there's injustice,
there's... The Owl!

Owl Mist!

Hoo-hoo!

[coughs and splutters]

Hoo-hoo!

-[brakes and honking]
-Sorry!

-Any comments, Ladybug and Cat Noir?
-Er, you know, he's a great guy.

But, to all the children of Paris,
you mustn't copy him, OK?

It's very dangerous!

Ladybug's right.
So, don't try this at home. OK, kids?

Meanwhile, the question that remains
on every lip is,

"Who lies behind the mask of The Owl,
the clumsiest superhero in all of Paris?"

The principal, Mr Damocles, has a good
heart, but this is bound to end badly.

And we can't spend all our time
watching out for him, either.

It's turning into a full-time job!

Perhaps we should convince him
to stop trying

-by scaring him, for example?
-And shatter the poor man's dream? No way!

Instead, maybe we should help him
make his dream come true.

He said all he wanted was to be a hero,
even if it was just for one day.

Of course!
If we make him a hero for a day,

he'll be happy and quit playing this
dangerous game. Spot on, as usual, Milady!

-We just need to figure out how.
-I just may have an idea.

[phone rings]

Oh...

[school bell rings]

Sorry, but my parents
need me again tonight.

-But for sure I'll be free tomorrow.
-Come on, chop-chop. Hurry along now!

Sorry, Nino, same as usual.
But I should be free tomorrow.

[knock on door]

Ladybug? Cat Noir? Whoa!

-Ready for the test, Albert?
-Please repeat.

I was unable to understand.

Owl Talon!

Trial conclusive, sir.

[phone rings]

-Hello?
-Is this The Owl?

Who is this?
How do you know my secret identity?

I am Cardboard Girl, the supervillain!

I've kidnapped Ladybug and Cat Noir.

[evil laugh]

-Help us, Owl!
-Save us, Owl!

Release them immediately!

[evil laugh]
Never!

And I'll never tell you that I'm holding
them at Place des Vosges square, either!

Ha, ha!
You gave yourself away, Cardboard Girl!

Now you shall face
the feathered fury of... The Owl!

Hoo-hoo! Oh! Ouch!

-So, how was I?
-Nailed it.

-Now you just need to put this on!
-Uh... you sure about this... outfit?

[both] Definitely!

Oh!

Give up, Ladybug and Cat Noir!
I, evil Cardboard Girl,

have taken your Miraculous.
No one can save you now!

-Oh, no! My earrings!
-Oh, darn! We're done!

-Hoo-hoo!
-Owl!

Owl Talon! Hoo-hoo!

[grunts]

Mr Damocles! Is everything OK?

I am not Mr Damocles! I am The Owl!

You've revealed my secret identity!

We're sorry, Mr... Owl! We didn't mean to!

Don't take it the wrong way.

Ah! Ow!

Sorry it was a bust.
You were trying to do the right thing.

Yeah. Now we just have to hope
no one hears about it.

We now know the true identity
of the man

who has proclaimed himself
as Paris' new superhero.

The Owl is none other than the principal
of François Dupont High School,

Mr Damocles.

And this week's biggest loser is the new
social network winner, Mr Damocles!

I am not Mr Damocles. I am The Owl!

[laughter] Isn't he a hoot?

[laughter]
The Owl!

I am The Owl!

Ah... Shame, pain
and a crushed dream.

Fly away, my little akuma,
and evilise this failed hero!

Dark Owl, I am Hawk Moth.

From now on, you will have true
superpowers and formidable weapons.

Nothing and no one will be able
to overpower you!

And if you want to be
the sole superhero of Paris,

there's just one thing you need to do.

Defeat Ladybug and Cat Noir
and bring me their Miraculous!

This is a mission for... The Dark Owl!

[humming]

[pop music playing]

Citizens of Paris,
listen to me very carefully.

With just one movement, I can release
the rope holding up this city bus,

and all the animals inside will crash down
upon this poor, helpless little kitten!

- [evil laughter]
-Tikki, I think we've got...

...a serious problem.

And if anyone should be tempted to come
and save these animals, beware,

it is all rigged! Liquid nitrogen will
douse the feet of the Eiffel Tower,

freezing them to minus degrees
and making them more fragile than glass.

They will collapse, and the bus will
flatten our cute kitten friend! Mwahahaha!

Ladybug, Cat Noir, the only way
you can save these sweet animals

is to come
and hand your Miraculous over to me!

And you only have ten minutes!

Follow the Owl signal!

[hooting]

We can't let this happen!

Tikki, spots on!

Ha!

-Albert, the signal!
-At your service, sir.

It's perfect.

Wow! That principal
sure is holding a grudge!

We've definitely ruffled his feathers!

We must stop the countdown.

If you want,
I can distract him with chitchat!

You certainly are the cat for the job!

Let's stay in touch!

Hoo-hoo! Mr Damocles!

I am not Mr Damocles!
I am... The Dark Owl!

Let's talk about this. Why don't we just
team up, the three of us?

After all,
you do have real powers now!

Where is Ladybug?

Grappling iron, boomerang, utility belt...
The akuma must be in one of his weapons.

Yeah, but which one?
Ladybug will be here any minute.

Then you can place your Miraculous
in the box in the middle of the stadium!

Or...

Boom! OK, I get it!

-Try to grab his detonator!
-I'm on it!

-[moaning]
-Over to you, Cat Noir!

[screams]

Ha! Ooh! Oops! Time flies! This is your
last chance to save the helpless kitten!

-What's he got against cats?
-Heroes don't hurt innocent beings!

Then give me your Miraculous,
otherwise you will be to blame!

Owl Talon!

[shouting]

Cataclysm!

It's the end of the line for you!

[battle cry]

Lucky Charm!

A fountain pen?

What are you gonna do,
ask him to sign an autograph?

I'm deactivating the detonator, Milady!

-What?
-Hoomerang!

Albert! Activate the hatch!

[screaming]

I am the Guardian of Paris!
I am... The Dark Owl!

Mwahahaha!

-The countdown is still running!
-That's impossible!

-Oh, come on! Please!
-It looks like...

Mmm! Tastes like whipped cream!

-Oh, no!
-Time's up! Albert, drop the bus!

Mwahahaha! You naives!
It was a hologram all along!

So, how does it feel to lose,
for once, and be humiliated?

Did you really think
I would hurt a kitten?

This next trap, though, is very real.

The room you're in is filling up
with whipped cream.

Whipped cream's too thick to swim in,
but too runny to float on!

I hope it's lactose-free!

You're going to drown,
softly but surely!

Unless, that is, you accept defeat
and give me your Miraculous!

Do you really think it'll make
a difference if I can't see you?

There's nowhere to escape!
If you don't give me the Miraculous now,

I'll simply take them after The Owl's
whipped cream has buried you!

-He's right. We're done for!
-Not yet, we're not.

-You win, Dark Owl!
-The time has come!

Excellent work, Dark Owl!

Close your eyes and no peeking.

We can't do this!

Trust me.

Spots off.

Claws in.

-Huh? What... ?
-Shh!

Miraculous delivered, sir.

Now I am the only superhero in Paris.
And a superhero keeps his word. Albert...

Owl's whipped cream deactivated, sir.

Dark Owl, deliver the Miraculous to me.

Albert! Transfer!

Mwahaha! I am the best bird!

They are mine! Ladybug's ability to create
and Cat Noir's power of destruction!

Whoever succeeds in merging
these two Miraculous

shall be granted a wish
that can change reality

and erase the past.

This cannot be!

No!

Dark Owl,
Ladybug and Cat Noir tricked you!

These are fake Miraculous,
made out of salt dough!

Cataclysm!

What?

-But that's impossible! How did you do it?
-Hey! What did you expect?

A superhero never reveals her secrets!
I thought you'd know better!

I've got plan A, plan B,
and all the alphabet to Z.

Did you really think
we'd give you our Miraculous?

We're superheroes. We are... Ladybug!

And Cat Noir!

By the way, say "Hi!" to Hawk Moth
for us! Hope he enjoys his new toys!

Destroy them, Dark Owl! If you fail again,
you can bid your superpowers farewell!

Hoomerangs! Trajectory control, Albert!

We don't know where his akuma is.

But we know it's not
in any of his weapons!

Cover me!

Lucky Charm!

The first volume
of the adventures of Knight Owl?

Do you think you can defeat me
by reading to me, Ladybug?

[evil laughter]

Knight Owl has a partner!
So must Dark Owl!

-He's all yours, Milady!
-Dark Owl's akumatized object

is not on him. It's in his lair!

Don't let him get away, Cat Noir.
I'm off to the school! Ha!

See that? Reading comic books
can actually save lives!

Albert! Owl Wings!

Hoo-hoo!

Cat versus bird.
Who usually wins this fight?

Bird! Ha!

[shouts]

[evil laughter]

Intrusion! Intrusion!
Intrusion! Intrusion!

A computer! Of course!

I'm right here, Albert!

Dark Owl always triumphs in the end!

You should have read to the end
of the comic, Ladybug!

No! No! No!

No more evil-doing for you, akuma!

Time to de-evilise!

Gotcha!

Bye-bye, little butterfly!

Miraculous Ladybug!

Ladybug? Cat Noir?
What are you doing in my office?

Pound it!

Ladybug, Cat Noir... Every day,
I get closer to destroying you both,

and soon you'll be nothing more
than superheroes in a history book!

And we're happy to announce
that this week's winner is, once again,

Paris' new superhero, The Owl! Hoo-hoo!

Calling us was the right thing to do!
Good job, Mr Dam... Uh, Mr Owl.

At your service, Captain. Wherever someone
needs him, he's right there...

The Owl!

Hoo-hoo!

Hoo-hoo!

Hey, Mr Dam... I mean, Owl!
Can we take a picture with you?

-Say "Hoo-hoo!"
-Hoo-hoo!

Tending to gardens, handing out blankets
to the homeless, feeding animals.

-The Owl spread his wings!
-He's a superhero in his own way!

-Now we'll have more spare time.
-Feel like going to the movies?

Sorry. I promised a friend
I'd hang out with her as soon as I could!

See you later, kitty cat!

Aw...

I'm not kidding, Marinette.
I was Cardboard Girl!

I wish you could've seen it!
It was awesome!

Triple dragon kick. Perfect.
Marinette wins!

What? No way. I wasn't looking.
You cheated!

[laughter]
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