03x18 - Timetagger

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir". Aired: September 1, 2015 – present.*
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A computer-animated series that takes place in modern-day Paris and revolves around the adventures of two teenagers who transform into their superhero personas, Ladybug and Cat Noir when evil arises.
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03x18 - Timetagger

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In the daytime,
I'm Marinette.


Just a normal girl
with a normal life.


But there's something about e that
no one knows yet.


Because
I have a secret.


♪ Miraculous!
Simply the best! ♪


♪ Up to the test
when things go wrong! ♪


♪ Miraculous!
The luckiest! ♪


♪ The power of love,
always so strong! ♪


♪ Miraculous! ♪

♪ Alya's on the line.
I rise and shine ♪

♪ When I pick up the mic
like this game is mine. ♪

♪ Fake MC's can't test my flow,
'cause I whip up their b*at ♪

♪ With each word
I throw! ♪

Uh... ♪ The name's Marinette.
I bake chouquettes ♪

♪ I love drawing and... sewing
blankets? ♪

Er...
heh, heh, heh!

- Come on! Come on!
- Uh...

[laughter]

Words! Your flow's so low
you'd need a shovel to dig it!


[laughter]

- sh**t! I'm so bad at this game!
- Humph!

___

You don't want
to play with my sisters any more?

I'm not a baby
any more!

Can I play Freestyle Clash
with you?

Come on, Chris,
it's a game for big kids.

- You know that.
- Uhh!

That's what you
always say!

[gasps]

Ugh! Again? Alya, can you handle
these three on your own?

I, uh, just remembered
I promised my dad

I'd try out
his new macaroon recipe!

Mmm!
Sounds yummy!

Maybe we could all come over
and try it out

with you,
if that's OK.

Oh, yeah!
I mean, no!

Dad's always super shy
when he tries out a new recipe,

like "Oh!
What if it doesn't taste good?"

OK, catch you later,
best BFF in the world!

That macaroon recipe excuse
wasn't exactly

your best one yet,
Marinette.

I know, but I'm running
out of excuses!

I've needed so many
this week.

Tikki, spots on!

MR PIGEON: Prrr.
Ladybug! Cat Noir!

If you don't give me
your Miraculous,

this "pigeon iron" will crash
down on the Louvre pyramid

and give all the tourists inside
it perfectly flat socks!

Pigeons have a right
to culture too!

Rooh, rooh, rooh, rooh, rooh!

Hey there, Milady!

No need to brief you on this one,
right?

[sighs] Nope.

Let's just end this fast,

like the last
other times!

Lucky charm.

Cataclysm.

MR PIGEON: No!

Bye-bye, little butterfly!

Please don't tell me
it happened again!

It's OK, Mr Ramier.
We'll always be here

to bring
you back to the good side.

Hmm. Oh!

Can I buy you both ice cream
to make up for it?

Well, since we keep getting better
at this,

we have time
before we transform.

Hmm. Why not?

I'm really sorry.
I just can't help it.

Whenever something happens
to my pigeons,

it breaks my heart and...

And Hawk Moth akumatizes you
again.

There must be some way
to make sure

this doesn't keep happening!

- We gotta get going.
- Thanks for the ice cream!

This man is hopeless.

I've akumatized him
times

and not once has he come close
to succeeding.

Nooroo,
dark wings fall.

Oh! What is this?
A powerful negative emotion!

I've never felt this before!

Where could such energy
be coming from?

Pound it!

- Hmm.
- Yo, yo!

I'm Timetagger
from the future, man!

I crisscross time
with a spray-paint can!

Looks like your time's up
at last!

'Cause I'm gonna send you
way back into the past!

Lord Ramier Featherbottom,
knight of the King,

founder of the Order
of the Great Pigeon?

- (Screaming)
- Oh! - Oh!

- Ha, ha, ha, ha!
- Whoo!

- Only one minute left!
- No time to lose!

♪ Ladybug and Cat Noir,
now you're stuck! ♪

♪ If you wanna catch me,
good luck! ♪

♪ All I have to do is go back ♪
♪ in time to escape ♪

♪ with a laugh ♪
♪ and a rappin' rhyme! ♪

- He's travelling through time!
- And therefore in space!

I just love his style!

I'm not surprised you like it,
Hawk Moth.

I come from the future,
a future

where Ladybug
and Cat Noir are adults.

It was future Hawk Moth's slick
idea to send me into the past,

to seize their
Miraculous

before they attained their
adult powers.

I can only approve
of my future decision!

And I won't wait for
Ladybug and Cat Noir

to become adults!

I'm counting on you to change
the future, Timetagger!

- Ah!
- Uhh!

If you don't give me
your Miraculous,

I'll send everyone
into the past.

Unlike him,
we're running out of time!

Then we'd better try
to gain some back!

[sighs]

Ha, ha, ha!

Superhero babies
need a little rest?

Well, take your time!
I have eternity ahead of me.

If we can't defeat Timetagger
in the future, when we're adults

how are we supposed
to defeat him now,

when we're younger
and less experienced?

There's a time for everything,
Marinette.

Every problem has
a solution.

Tikki, spots on!

Yeah!

Look on the bright side,
Adrien.

In the future,
you and Ladybug

still know
each other!

Yeah, but if I want
to see that future,

we'll have
to defeat Timetagger today.

Plagg, claws out!

Crazy! So the message was
for real!

What message?

This watch has been
in my family since forever.

It's never chimed
until today!

And there was a message for you,
Ladybug.

Huh?

Nice work, Minibug.
You're right on time.


Now, dig as deep as you can
into the past


and you will find
the rabbit's burrow.


Dig deep into the past?

Did you also inherit a shovel
to go

with your watch,
by any chance?

Ugh-hmm.

A shovel, you know?
For all this deep digging.

Of course!

What's the oldest
exhibit in the museum?

The Egyptian collection!

My old man says, some of them
it dates back

more than , years.

There!
It sounds hollow!

Do your thing,
kitty!

Cataclysm!

[yawning]

Minibug!
Kitty!

I knew you'd solve
my riddle!

A security measure,
in case the watch is stolen!

But now, I need to do
something very important.

My name is Bunnyx.

In the future,
I'm a member


of Ladybug and Cat Noir's
team of super heroes..


Well, the Ladybug and Cat Noir,
you're going to become.


'Cause, right now,
you two are


more like
Minibug and Kitty Noir!


Within the team,
I am the hero of "the last chance."


I'm called upon
when everyone else has failed.


That includes you two.

Hey! We just got you out
of the stone, didn't we?

You must have failed
some more too!

Yes. Well, no.
It was actually your fault.


Or, more precisely, it will be.

In the future,
one of your cataclysms


will accidentally damage
my Miraculous.


That's how, Timetagger will be able
to send me to Egypt

and get me stuck in stone.

Wait. Then
how are we gonna do that

without the Rabbit Miraculous?

Do you have the watch?

My watch?

Yes. My watch.
Our watch.

- So this was a Miraculous?
- In camouflage mode!

Fluff, counter clockwise!

- But... you are...
- So, mini-me, you get it now?

You're me and I'm you.

Well, more precisely,
I'm you when you grow up.

Wow! I can't believe
how cool

I'm gonna be
when I'm older.

But, wait,
it doesn't make sense!

I never gave you...
I mean, her...

I mean, I never gave
either of you the Miraculous!

You haven't given it
to us yet, Minibug,

because you haven't yet
realised

just how awesome
I really am.

But don't worry,
you will, one day.

I'm gonna get a Miraculous.
So cool!

Fluff, snack time! You have
to recharge your batteries!

Was that breakfast or dinner?

What time will it be yesterday?
Is it tomorrow?

The day after tomorrow,
it'll be yesterday again!

That Miraculous is so powerful!

How can we don't use it
more often?

'Cause, travelling through time
is very dangerous.

Interfering
with events

can have
serious consequences.

Oops! Time to feed
my kwami too!

I don't understand.

If you're
from the future,

you must know
how this all ends!

Your younger self has seen it,
with your own eyes.

which means,
you obviously know

how to defeat
Timetagger!

Actually, uh, I've spent
so much time in stone

I can barely remember!

But I think, the logical thing to
do would be

to take Timetagger back
to the future,

so he can be defeated by heroes
his own size!

I'll take care of this.

Awesome!

One thing
I remember for sure is...

Mini-me has to be there
when I defeat Timetagger!

If she's still in my memory,
she must play a vital role!

Good! I wasn't planning
on sitting on the bench this time!

Fluff, clockwise!

Huh? Guys,

you should take
a look at this now!

Timetagger's sent Jagged Stone
into the past! Oh!

That's Nadia Chamack! [gasps]
André Glacier!

[gasps] Mayor Bourgeois!

He's destroying our present
by rewriting the past! Bunnyx,

since the future me
hasn't been able

to stop Timetagger,
from coming year

I must not be
that powerful.

Are you kidding?
You're... I mean,

you will be
an awesome team leader,

the greatest superhero ever!

How do you explain
Timetagger then?

I told you earlier.
If Cat Noir

hadn't cataclysmed
my Miraculous,

Timetagger wouldn't be
here!

In the future, you've defeated
Doctor Sadness, the acrypted Invaders,

Pain and Tears,
Queens of the Inner Dimension,

Ignoblia the evil sister
of Majestia, so believe me,

you're going be intimidated
by Timetagger!

Oh, I even forgot
Monsieur Rat!

Monsieur Rat?

You can always count
on Ladybug.

With her around,
every problem has a solution.

How will I ever get
to be like that?

By growing up,
Minibug.

Tell me, Bunnyx, in the future,
are Ladybug and I, like...

Cat!

Oh! You and her,
it's always more like...

Hey! The future isn't set
in stone!

OK, let's go!

We take into
Long.

He's had enough time
to weave

a giant time web
around us.

Surrounded by just
one guy?

Does that mean
he can att*ck from anywhere?

More like
from any time.

Give me your Miraculous,
don't make me ask!

Pretty kitty,
you're not up to the task!

When I bring them
to Hawk Moth's door,

Ladybug and Cat Noir
will be no more!

Stay where you are!

I'll do with him and take him back
to the future you!

It means nothing must happen to
you in the meantime.

But first...

Stay right there, okay!
Then it'll be exactly

like it was in my memory.
And now...

burrow!

Yes! Heeya!

Missed me!

She doesn't need
to transform back

for the usage of
power again?

No, because
she's an adult!

Awesome!,
I can't wait to grow up!

I don't think
we're quite

- up for the job yet, Cat Noir.
- Hmm.

Bunnyx, You're lame,
you don't get the game!

Now you have to start
all over again!

My victory is close
at hand.

How brilliant of me
to send myself

such a powerful ally
from the future!

Where's your sass gone, now,
Fluffytail?

I can't stand watching him
play cat and mouse like this.

Cataclysm!

Cat Noir, no!

Aaah!

See?
In the future,

that's exactly
how you damaged my Miraculous!

I knew it!
I knew you'd do that!

- Who's the best now, huh?
- That... that's impossible...

Thanks for your
involuntary help, my young friend.

Now, Bunnyx is going
home!

Bye, Bunnyx!

Wait a second!

This is not the exact
right moment!

Enjoy your trip to the Ice Age,
Fluffytail!

We've wasted enough time!
Gimme your Miraculous now!

So, the Ice Age
wasn't good enough for you?

Back to the Cretaceous,
then!

Down, Denver!
Down.

Wanna keep playing,
Fluffytail?

Don't call me Fluffytail!

To the future!
Seventh interstellar w*r!

Disintegrate!
Disintegrate!


Maybe we should
give her a hand.

You heard her.
She's the only one who can solve

this time problem!
Go Bunnyx!

The heat is on!

[panting]

Sorry, Minibug...
I just can't.

Looks like, this time
I don't have a solution, after all..

What if today's the day
we grow up?

Lucky charm!

A block of paper?

Ha, ha, ha!

What are you gonna do with that?
Sign a defeat treaty?

Now give me
your Miraculous,

or I can put your friend

by sending him
back to the Big Bang!

All right! You win!
We'll give you our Miraculous!

All I ask is that
you give me

a little bit of time
to write a letter

to apologise
to my future self!

- What? No!
- What?

Think of something!
You always think of something!

Fair enough, Ladybug.
Wish granted!

Be careful.
It could be a trap!

If she thinks she can trick me,
she's wasting her time!

Pun intended.

Ha, ha, ha!

I don't have a pen.

Could anyone lend me one,
please?

Time's up. My moment
of victory has arrived!

I can't find the words.
It's pointless anyway.

I won't even be even Ladybug,
in the future

after we give up our Miraculous.

Please don't do this, Minibug!

Some problems simply
don't have a solution.

Go back to your
timestream, Bunnyx!

Make the most of
your remaining time.

No! I refuse, I...

Who's the team leader
in the future?

Trust me.

OK, Ladybug.

Burrow!

Come on, Cat Noir. We'd
better give him our Miraculous.

I'm sorry, Ladybug.
I didn't deliver.

Not true, Bunnyx.
You didn't fail.

Every problem has a solution.

The future bird catches
the worm.

This time,
the Miraculous are mine!

You're right on the first count,
but not on second.

The Miraculous are not
for you.

- What?
- Ha, ha, ha!

I said I was sent
by the Hawk Moth of the future,

but I never said
the Hath Moth of the future was you.

What?

Your earrings are mine,
Babybug.

And you, Kitty Noir,
cataclysm this

so I can take you ring
safely

after I'm finished
with her.

Good boy!

No!

Cat Noir!

No more evil-doing for you,
little akuma.

Time to de-evilise!

Gotcha!

Bye-bye,
little butterfly!

Ladybug and Cat Noir?

You're so young!
Where am I?

The question should be
more like when are you?

- Come on, Chris. Let's go home.
- Chris?

See, girl? We did it!
We always will!

Hey, Future Ladybug!

When am I gonna
get my Miraculous?

As soon as you're as cool
as I am, Mini-me.

Miraculous Ladybug!

Why doesn't anyone
tell me

how awesome
I am?

Because you already know
you're the best, Kitty Noir!

[chuckles]

I think we're gonna
have to hurry, Bugaboo.

Are we gonna see each other
again soon?

No doubt about that!

- Pound it! - Pound it!
- Pound it!

Nooroo,
dark wings fall.

- Master, I...
- Quiet, Nooroo.

If I'm not Hawk Moth
in the future,

then that means
I've failed.

Or that
you've succeeded.

The future is not set in stone,
Gabriel.

- Hey, there!
- Alya. It's Marinett.

I'm sorry
I can't help you

look after Chris
and your sisters after-noon.

I haven't finished
my presentation for Monday.

- I hope you're not mad at me!
- No, ofcourse not biggie.

A friend of mine said
she'd care of them.

So, Nino and I
are going to see a movie!

- A friend?
- Yeah. Don't worry.

She'll take care
of everything.


Perfect!
Enjoy your movie, then!

See you later!

- OK! We're going!
- Thanks again, Lila!

Do I know how
to play Freestyle Clash?

Please. I invented
Freestyle Clsh!

Whoa! For real?

Of course, for real!
I never lie!

You're so cool!

I'm so sorry.

Don't worry.
Every problem has a solution!

We didn't discover it today,
but we will next time!

The problem with
Pigeons in Paris is that

they have it
too hard here.

Maybe you should move
to the suburbs

or try to make friends

with some other type
of animal.

- A goldfish, for example.
- Another type of animal?

- That might be a good idea, Cat Noir!
- Ah!

I'll think about it.

OK, we have to get going.

Thanks for the ice cream,
Mr Ramier!

Everything Bunnyx told us
seems crazy.

All those supervillains
with weird names,

like Dr what's-his-name
and Monsieur Rat!

Monsieur Rat. What kind of
a codename is that?

Maybe, in the future,
you might even agree

to go see a movie
with me.

Hey, what if it was in the very
near future, huh?

Like the next showing?

Oh!
What are you?

Hello, cutie!

You're even cuter
than a pigeon!
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