04x40 - The Disaster (Part 1)

[bunniefuu]

Oh, come on, kids.

♪ Stop it
with your yawning ♪

♪ It's a lovely morning

♪ We're off to buy some stuff
at the Elmore Mall ♪

♪ Saturdays are cool

♪ 'Cause we don't go
to school ♪

♪ And I am gonna buy
some donkey... drool ♪

Sorry, that's all I had.

♪ Nothing can go wrong

♪ We'll be happy
all day long ♪

♪ And that's the reason
why we sing this song ♪

Be careful
with this universal remote.

It has a power
only a fool would not fear.

Tell me,
for what will you use it?

Oh, you know, TVs,
DVD players... vengeance!

No!
It cannot be used for evil.

Give it back!

Back off, old man!

Amazing!

Yah!

Yah!

Hmm.

Whoa-oh!

Aaah! Oohhh!

Yah!

Look, children.

All the mistakes
the world has ever made.

Hey, guys!
Guys, over here!

There's no bad guy here!

You can be our mortal enemy!

You turned me into the villain,
Gumball Watterson.

You left me
with this broken body.

You gave me
this ridiculous voice.

Well, now I am in control.

And the time has come
for you to pay.

Same for you, buddy.
That remote was $ . .

♪ There's no space to park,
but we're having such a lark ♪

♪ That we don't mind
having to wait until it's dark ♪

Break it down!

Gumball, honey,
can you stop that?

What?
It's not hurting anyone.

Yes, well, it's grating,
and I'm driving.

Gumball, I said stop!

Hmm.

Prepare to suffer!

Gumball, I won't ask you again!

But I'm just playing...

I will destroy you
and everyone you love.

Window. I mean, what's
the worst that can happen?

Rrrrgh!

♪ Everyone is happy 'cause they
realize it wasn't my fault ♪

♪ and even if it was, I wouldn't
have done it on purpose ♪

♪ and therefore
they forgive me ♪

I told you to stop playing with
that window, but you never listen!

Talking to you can be like...

trying to comb the skin
of a kiwifruit!

- What?
- This is gonna cost a fortune!

Do you think money grows on trees? Oh, I
guess it does 'cause it's made of paper.

But that's not the point!
I'm cutting off your allowance!

We're broke enough as it is.

I'm so angry
I can't think of words,

so I'm just gonna make sounds.

Aw, cheer up, dude.
Look, we still got $ .

We can buy a game from here.

Everyone knows the bargain bin
is a grandma Christmas trap.

"Extreme Tractor Racing."

The review says,
"Here's a cheat code..."

Go left, forward, forward,
right, forward,

back to the store
where you bought it

"and ask for a refund."

"Daisy the Donkey
the Video Game."

If boredom didn't put you
into a coma during the show,

"then this game
will finish the job."

Hey, look! They have
a new "Legend of Zelmore"!

Wait, what?

"The Tale of Zolmore"?
For PolyStation?

There's not even a disc inside!
It's painted on the box.

It's a knock-off.

Now prepare
to lose your brother.

Now we have nothing to play
for the whole summer.

"If we hadn't adopted him,
we would have enough money."

A-Are you serious?!
Mm?!

What do you mean,
"Isn't it obvious"?!

Am I stupid?!

Dude, what's wrong with you?

"Apart from the fact
you're a glorified pet

that looks like
a tiny orange sausage"?

Ow! Dude! Dude!

Hey, wait! Ohh!

What's going on?
Darwin! Darwin!

Buddy, ple...
I didn't mean to upset you!

Darwin!
Darwin!

Wha...? You thought I was
the hot-dog guy, right?

Uh, no, I thought you were
my brother, Darwin.

Oh.
That's a nice change.

Mom! Dad!

Don't worry, sweetie.
We'll find him.

Of course we understand you
when you're making no sense.

We're your family.

I think I mistranslated
a word, though.

When you said

did you really mean
"Evil magic subtitles"?

And now it's time
for you to lose your parents.

Parental filter off.

Okay, Nicole.
Here's the plan.

You sort out this mess,
and I'll get a box of doughnuts

and eat away the stress this
family keeps dumping on me.

Honey, I know it's difficult
because it's so prominent,

but could you please forget
your stomach for a minute?

It's your "nagging voice"
I wish I could forget.

Well, I wish I could forget
you forgetting our anniversary.

Sorry, kids. Could you just
cover your ears for a sec?

Your mother and I
have come to an agreement.

I'm getting a doughnut,

and she's getting
a better husband.

What?!

Gumball,
please look after your sister.

I have to go
and de-ruin our lives!

- Dad, wait!
- Where are you going?!

He managed to win Mom over once.

Doing it again would be like
nailing a backflip

in high heels on a tightrope!

I'm supposed
to be looking after you!

You will lose them all.

Anais, wait!

Gotcha!

Aaah!

I-I know there's no way
to make this look okay,

but I'm gonna try anyway.

Aaaah!

Huh?

What is this?
What's going on?

♪

I did warn you.

I said I would destroy you
and everyone you love.

You! It was you
who did all this!

My archnemesis! Roy!

No, no, no, my name isn't...
My name is Rob, gosh darn it!

All right, sorry.
But... how have you done this?

With this.
But why?

Wait up.
This requires the right mood.

You have only yourself to blame.

You being the hero of all this

means that
I have to be the villain.

But I never wanted to be
the villain!

I wanted to be the cute sidekick

who gets his own plush toy
and a spin-off show!

What are you talking about?

You really don't get it, do you?

So happy to star
in your amazing world.

Can't you see
that none of this is real?!

I don't understand.

It doesn't matter.

Once you're out of the picture,
I can be whoever I want!

I'm sorry, Gumball Watterson.

There's no other way!

No!

Is that me, or does this music

give a whole different vibe
to the situation?

Yeah, hold on.

Aaah!

Uh, uh...

Give me
that remote, you little...

Agh.

Ha! In your face!

Dude? Oh, my gosh.

Rolf?
Talk to me, Ralph!

Oh, what have I done?
Rod, wake up!

Please, Ross, are you okay?

Talk to me, Rog!

What have I done to you?

Oh, Rocks.

That's not even a man's name!

Ow! Ow!
Ow, ow, ow!

Hyah!

No!

Time to eject you
once and for all.

Err!

The batteries are dead!
What now?

Well, I guess you're gonna do
what any hero would do

to save the ones he loves.

You're gonna follow the remote.

No!

Haaaaaa-eennnnnnh

That's pretty high.
Uh, maybe I'll just...

Uhhhh...

Darn it.

Ohhhhhhhhh!

Goodbye.

Come on.

Yes!

Ugh! Aah!