02x04 - .. had an Indian frenemy

[bunniefuu]

["COME BACK" BY LEAN PLAYING]

[MCENROE] Since Devi had

patched things up with Paxton,

she didn't feel like

fleeing the country anymore.

Now, all she had to do was

smooth things over with Ben.

Heard you're not

moving to India anymore.

Yeah! My mom decided

we should stay, so

That's too bad.

Now I have to look at your

face for the rest of the year.

- [DOOR SLAMS]

- [BELL RINGING]

[MCENROE] Seems like he

still needs some time.

Regardless, her days of being a

two-timing girlfriend were over,

and she was happy going back

to being the one and

only nerdy Indian girl

- at Sherman Oaks

- [MUSIC STOPS]

Who the hell is that?

Everybody, we have a

new transfer student.

Aneesa, please, introduce yourself.

Uh, hey, what's up? I'm Aneesa.

I transferred from Toluca Prep.

[INHALES DEEPLY]

Oh, sh*t, should I say more?

sh*t! Sorry for saying "sh*t!"

Okay, yeah. Am I nailing this?

[CLASS LAUGHING]

Uh, I don't know what

to say. I play soccer.

For real? What position?

Defense.

Checks out. She's legit.

[CLASS MURMURING]

[MCENROE] Devi was in awe

of this cool Indian teen.

She had always assumed her

unpopularity was because of racism,

but this new kid was proving that

Devi might just be objectively lame.

But, Aneesa, that is

such a unique name.

Is that Arabic?

Yeah, I'm Muslim.

As-salamu alaykum.

I insist that you pray in

my class anytime you need to.

In fact, I have a prayer mat in my

car if you ever want to borrow it.

Great. Thank you, sir.

You're welcome, Devi.

- Uh

- [CLASS LAUGHS]

- I mean, Aneesa.

- [BOY] No way! [LAUGHS]

No, what? Who said that? Me? I, um

I resign. I cancel myself.

Yeah, right. Aneesa's like Devi 2.0.

No offense, Devi 1.0.

[ALL LAUGHING]

["MY TERRITORY (EDIT RADIO)" PLAYING]

My territory ♪

It's where I have my fun ♪

My territory ♪

I'm so excited for our

sleepover this Friday.

And honestly, I have

to get out of the house.

My dad and Sharon are suffocating me.

Ever since my mom left, it's

been like a constant stream of,

"Are you okay? Are you

sad? You need to talk?"

It sounds like they're

just trying to comfort you.

I don't need comforting.

So what my mom left me to be

an extra on The Good Fight?

Who cares? It's not that big of a deal!

Do you want me to ask

follow-up questions?

Or do you want to anger-eat that apple?

- Apple.

- Okay.

In that case, let me change the subject.

What do you think about Aneesa?

Boring, but kind of a try-hard, right?

I would argue the opposite.

She seems effortless.

Mmm, I don't know. Look how she's

sucking up to the popular kids.

I get a self-hating

Indian vibe from her.

I bet she doesn't have

any Indian friends.

Neither do you.

What? I'm friends with my cousin.

Where are all of your Chinese friends?

[SCOFFS] I have tons of Chinese friends!

Ed, Grace, Wei, David, Lee, Ann.

You would know them if you came and saw

my Chinese a capella

group, the Shang-High Notes.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]

Devi, here you are. [CHUCKLES]

As you know, we have a new student.

We need someone to show her around.

Principal Grubbs, are

you serious? [SCOFFS]

Put the Indian kids together

since we're all the same.

What? No! You and her have

the exact same schedule.

And don't you try to play the race card.

I will Reverse, Draw Four,

and Uno you in that game.

[SIGHS]

So what should I know

about Sherman Oaks?

Who do we love? Who do we hate?

Is it safe to drink

from the water fountains?

That's a hard no. If you turn them on,

the hallway will smell like farts,

so don't do that.

So, uh, what kind of

things are you into?

Uh, normal teen stuff.

Kickin' it old school.

Kickin' it new school.

I actually threw a pretty huge

rager a couple of weeks ago.

Whoa, that was your

party? I heard about that.

It sounded wild.

Yeah, Zoe said there

was a crazy girl there

that pushed the captain of the

swim team in front of a car.

[SIGHS]

[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

No, you can't write another paper

on how Haim are like

the Brontë sisters.

- Devi!

- Yo, Mr. K.

Yo-yo-yo!

Boom, boom, boom. [CHUCKLES]

Aneesa Qureshi?

I'm Mr. Kulkarni. I'm

the English teacher,

but I'm also the girls' soccer coach.

I saw you at the state finals last year.

Girl, you like a little Megan Rapinoe.

- [LAUGHING] Boom!

- [LAUGHS]

- Are you down to join the team?

- Uh, for sure.

Yes!

[MCENROE] Devi watched in

horror as the one cool teacher,

who used to play favorites with

Devi for obvious cultural reasons,

was won over by Aneesa's

inviting personality.

And as the day wore on,

he wasn't the only one.

Whoa! Watch out!

Trent! You crazy

You're gonna hit me with the truth ♪

Wi-wi-with the truth ♪

There's no IOU ♪

It doesn't matter what I do ♪

You're gonna hit me with the truth ♪

Wi-wi-with the truth ♪

La-la, la-la, la, la-la-la ♪

La-la, la-la, la, la-la-la ♪

I cut your ass loose ♪

La-la, la-la, la, la-la-la ♪

La-la, la-la, la, la-la, uh ♪

Thanks for helping me

get my bearings today.

It's actually cool to have

another Indian classmate for once.

- [SLAMS DOOR]

- Yup. Well, see you around.

Yo! We still on for tutoring this week?

Yeah. But let's go to your house.

I think my grandmother

has a crush on you.

So, saw you talking to Neese.

You guys friends? She's dope.

[SIGHING] Yeah, pretty dope.

I'm so excited for you to visit.

I've forgotten what

you look like in person.

Are you just head and shoulders?

My bottom half is actually a

keyboard. Is that a deal-breaker?

Not at all.

I can't believe I get to

have an actual date night

instead of doing grunt work at the lab.

I'm surprised Evan let

you have the night off

after what you told me about him.

That he's a sexist schlub

who is more dandruff than man?

[LAUGHS] Yeah, I was surprised too.

Well, you won't have to think

about Evan on Friday night.

It will be just you and me

eating Spanish tapas together.

[CHUCKLES] I can't

wait to ask the waitress

how many dishes we should order,

and have her say, "Well,

how hungry are you?"

"Pretty hungry. We're at

a restaurant, aren't we?"

[BOTH LAUGH]

[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]

How dare he?

How dare who?

Dr. Jackson. He put

me on his mailing list.

Oh! That cocky Look at this!

It's inviting me to make an appointment

with his facialist, Gabrielle.

- Can I get a facial?

- No, Devi.

Facialists don't belong in

medical doctors' offices.

Oh my God. The nerve of this man.

I mean, he is so infuriating, but

everyone you speak to just loves him.

- Sounds like Aneesa.

- Who's Aneesa?

She's my Dr. Jackson, and she sucks!

Everyone's like, "Oh

my God, she's so cool!"

"You should be best friends

because you're both Indian."

- Honestly, it's a little r*cist.

- What?

- She's Indian? You should be best friends!

- What? No!

What's her last name?

Where in India is she from?

- Do her siblings attend Ivies?

- I don't know.

What is this, "I don't know"? You

invite her over for dinner on Friday.

But Friday, Eleanor is

coming over for a sleepover.

Perfect. She can join. I'm sure

she won't mind your weird friend.

- Eleanor's not weird.

- Oh please.

This will be good. I want you to

have an Indian friend for once.

- I'm friends with my cousin!

- No, you're not.

You're rude to Kamala and

constantly scheming to make her ugly.

She almost shaved her eyebrows

because you told her it was a trend.

I was being helpful.

She's not gonna get

sex-trafficked if she's not hot.

You know what? Maybe this Indian

girl will be a good influence on you.

She's coming over to dinner

on Friday. Conversation over.

I figured out my mom's Netflix password

and turned off the

parental restrictions.

Now we can watch movies with

bad words and butts and stuff.

Oh, tonight's gonna be so lit!

- Mm-hmm.

- 'Sup, queens?

Thank you so much for

inviting me to your house.

Can I bring anything?

Snacks, soda, MDMA?

- Uh, for real?

- What?

No, I'm sorry. That was a joke.

Don't have access to

dr*gs, but I do have

access to some highly addictive snacks.

Uh, that's okay. I think we're all good.

Cool. I'll see you guys later then.

Mmm.

I think it's great you invited her.

It's important to give

nice people a chance.

[WOMAN] Eleanor!

Ugh. Sharon, what are you doing here?

- [DEVI] Hi, Mrs. Wong.

- Hi.

[DEVI] See you tonight, El.

Hi, kiddo!

There was a nitrous leak at the

office, so I thought I'd come and see

if you wanted to hit the

mall before your sleepover.

Oh, I don't think so. I think I

have a lot of homework I need to do.

Okay. But sometime, I'd love

to have a girl-hang with you.

Hey, what if we do a

TikTok dance together?

I've seen mothers and

daughters doing that.

And I've learned a lot of

really cool moves from Zumba.

Sharon, we're not mother and daughter.

You're just my stepmom.

Bonjour, mademoiselle.

Bonjour.

- Who is that?

- Malcolm.

And do we like Malcolm?

No, of course not. I'm with Oliver.

That doesn't mean you

don't like Malcolm.

[SCOFFS] It doesn't matter.

He doesn't even like me.

He's basically famous, and I'm

Forget it. Can we get

In-N-Out on the way home?

I'm hungry, and I wanna

house a Double-Double.

- Do you want to share a milkshake?

- Sharon!

[MCENROE] As Devi

prepared for the sleepover,

she promised herself she would be

on her best behavior with Aneesa.

- [DOORBELL RINGS]

- Maybe she was overreacting.

It's not like Aneesa

was actually perfect.

[GASPS]

Ferrero Rocher pyramid! How elegant!

- Come in, come in!

- [MCENROE] Are you kidding me?

For Indian people, that's the

Rolex of confection gift boxes!

Hi, Aneesa.

I see you've already

met my mom and grandma.

Guys, this is Aneesa.

- Namaste, auntie.

- [NIRMALA] Namaste!

[ANEESA] How is your health?

Uh, very poor, kanna. My whole

body is in constant agony.

And feel my hand. See how cold it is?

[ANEESA] Wow, that is very cold.

So how can I help out, auntie?

Oh. Uh

[STUTTERING]

Sorry, um, no one's ever

asked me that before.

[MCENROE] In her 15 years,

Devi had never seen one of her friends

greet her family the way her

family wanted to be greeted.

[PANTING]

Yo! I drank a whole Slurpee on

the way over, and I gotta wazz!

- Shoes!

- [ELEANOR] Oh yeah!

Please, come upstairs. I'm just

making my special pani puri.

Can't you just make

pizza rolls or something?

Pani puri is legit my favorite.

That's my favorite.

[LAUGHS] Can I help

you prep in the kitchen?

Oh, no, no, kutty, you go

upstairs. You enjoy with the girls.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

I'm sad Fabiola's away

at a robotics competition.

She's gonna love you, Aneesa.

[GASPS] And your ability to

freehand-draw really straight lines.

I can't wait to meet her.

If she's like you, I'm stoked to

have her in my new g*ng. [LAUGHS]

[MCENROE] Devi was not

loving how comfortable

Aneesa seemed to feel on Devi's turf.

So, Aneesa, why did you transfer

from a fancy private school

to a dump like Sherman Oaks?

Our library is just 100 copies of

Dianetics donated by

the Celebrity Centre.

I think Sherman Oaks is cool.

You know how it is with

rich, private school girls.

Like, so much drama.

Well, there's drama here too.

A few weeks ago, Devi had a party

where she made the hottest

boy in school get hit by a car.

Mm, I didn't make him get hit by a car!

I mean, you sort of did.

It was right after he found out

he was one of your two boyfriends.

Damn! Two boyfriends? My parents

won't even let me have one.

My mom won't let me date either.

But I just did it anyway. Classic me.

Whoa! I've never met a rebellious

Indian kid before. Go off!

- [LAUGHS]

- [PHONE CHIMES]

Oh my God.

Malcolm Stone just texted me.

[LAUGHS] He's so funny.

I'm not one to talk about infidelity,

but you remember you have a boyfriend?

Yeah. Of course!

I just respect him as a fellow actor.

Mm-hmm.

Aneesa, you're cool.

What should I text back?

Like a kissy face? Or a winky face?

[MCENROE] Now, Devi's friend

was looking to Aneesa for advice?

This had gone too far.

You know what would be

better than texting with him?

- What if you snuck out and met with him?

- What? Really? Yes.

I've never snuck out

before. I'm so down.

[MCENROE] Devi was a

little nervous of this plan,

but right now, the fear of

losing face in front of Devi 2.0

was scarier than any

punishment from her mom.

We'll wait until everyone's

asleep and then we'll dip.

Mmm.

I don't like it here.

This is like where bad teens

get chainsawed to death.

Malcolm?

Hi! It's me, Eleanor.

From the text chain?

Remember? "Sup, LOL"?

How could I forget? Come join me.

I was just making a wish

on that sh**ting star.

- Uh, that's a helicopter.

- [MALCOLM] Huh?

- [HELICOPTER HOVERING]

- Oh. So it is. Good eye.

[SIGHS] I thought

Eleanor was coming alone.

Ben? What are you doing here?

Uh, Ben and I are old

Hebrew school comrades.

We used to wear matching

Clippers yarmulkes.

Sorry. Malcolm didn't

tell me Ben would be here.

I understand if you wanna leave,

but I really don't want to.

Oliver?

Guys, this is Aneesa. She's new.

This is Ben. This is Malcolm.

Hi! Nice to meet you in

this creepy abandoned lot.

Since you're new, I should tell you that

you're hanging out

with a social grenade.

I'm not gonna take social advice

from a guy who looks like he gets

his hair cut by a children's barber.

[MCENROE] Yes, Aneesa! She

just b*rned Ben so hard.

Maybe Devi had been wrong about her.

- [GIRLS CHUCKLE]

- So? I've seen Antoine since I was five.

He knows my scalp better than

anyone, and I get free candy.

[CHUCKLES]

Now that you're done

with your Disney show,

what's next for you, Malcolm?

[SIGHS] I don't know. I'm ready

to move on from that kid stuff.

I wanna play like a heroin

addict or like an ugly person.

Or you know what I think that

I would have a fresh take on?

The Joker.

In my version, the smile

is hiding his sadness.

Uh, wow. That's so dark and twisted.

I know. I want people to see

me as more than just a kid

who drives around in a magical limo.

You could do what a lot of teen

stars do and punch a photographer.

- Or you could get a bunch of tattoos.

- That's a great idea.

Not the photographer one, the tattoo.

I'm gonna get a tattoo tonight.

- [SNAPS FINGERS]

- Oh! What?

Wait. You wanna go to

a tattoo parlor tonight?

- Damn, this night is getting fun as hell!

- Right?

- [SQUEALS]

- [ANEESA LAUGHS]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey, it's really great to see you again.

And not with your aunt hovering

in the back trying to eavesdrop.

[LAUGHS]

She likes to give me

notes on our conversations.

Apparently, I need to blush more.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

And actually, I have a surprise

for you. I'm moving to LA.

What? Really?

Yes!

[PHONE VIBRATING]

[SIGHS]

I'm so sorry. I need to take this.

[EXHALES]

- Hello?

- Hey, sorry.

I know I gave you the night off,

but I need you to come to the lab.

I'm right in the middle of dinner.

Yeah, I was doing

this spot-on impression

of Neo in The Matrix, dodging b*ll*ts,

and I knocked over a

bunch of your samples,

so we need you to come

back and redo them.

Can I do it tomorrow? I'm out

to dinner with my boyfriend.

[EVAN ON PHONE] Listen, I get it,

but that's the kinda sacrifice

that Dr. Peters expects from us.

[TSKS] Yup, I got it.

I'll be there shortly.

- That's a good girl. See you

- [DISCONNECTS CALL]

Should I cancel our little plates?

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

[TATTOO MACHINE BUZZING]

Are you sure we're allowed to be here?

Don't worry. My stand-in, Jerry,

owns this spot and

he never cards anyone.

What's up, Jerry?

Your boy needs some ink!

Wonderful. I do love

painting on a virgin canvas.

All right! Tat me up, brother!

Yo, why is that kid

Ben such a d*ck to you?

That's actually my fault.

You girls thinking

about getting pierced?

For real, just looking at you,

I think you could totally

pull off a nose ring.

You think?

Well, who knows? Maybe

I'll get one tonight.

Right. You're way too

scared of your mom to do it.

No, I'm not. I'd do it.

Yeah? Okay. If you get a

nose ring, I'll get a tattoo.

You'd never! You're always talking about

being buried in a Jewish cemetery.

Yeah, my family has a

plot next the Kravitzes.

I'll still be buried there because

you'll never get a piercing.

[MCENROE] After weeks of being iced out,

this return to their normal repartee

gave Devi a glimmer of hope.

She could get back in

with Ben and impress Aneesa

just by poking one

tiny hole in her nose.

You're on. My mom doesn't

tell me how to live my life.

- Megan Thee Stallion does.

- [LAUGHS]

You don't have the guts.

One hot-girl nose ring, please!

And a tattoo for me.

Okay, get in the chair.

You go in the back and see Jerry.

He's got a million ways

to put "mom" on your arm.

- [LAUGHS] Oh.

- [ANEESA LAUGHS]

- [DOOR OPENS]

- [MALCOLM] So check it out.

[SNAPPING FINGERS]

When I got back there,

I said to myself that I wanted to

do something good for the world,

so,

I got this.

"Be anally."

What? It clearly says, "Be an ally."

Huh, I should've noticed that.

This could be good for you though.

You'll definitely never work

on the Disney Channel again.

Whoa, Devi, did you get a nose ring?

What's your mom gonna say?

Nothing. I'll take it

out before she sees it,

and if she notices the hole,

I'll just say I got hit by a dart.

I got my tattoo.

- What is that?

- [SIGHS] It's a teeny basketball.

He asked me what I

liked, and I panicked!

[ALL LAUGH]

- [KNOCKING]

- Prashant?

It's 2:00 in the morning.

What are you doing here?

I thought all the schlubs

might be gone by now,

so figured I'd bring date night to you.

Restaurants are closed at this

hour, so I brought a spread

of the finest cuisine

from the gas station.

I'm so sorry, Prashant.

You flew all the way here, and

I'm cleaning up after my lab mates.

It's okay. Now that

I'm gonna be a Cali boy,

we'll have plenty of

time to spend together.

I can't believe you're moving here.

Well, are you even happy about it?

Yes, of course!

I'm sorry, I'm just annoyed

about my loser lab mates.

Do you know what they're

doing right now while I work?

K-pop karaoke. I saw on Instagram.

They bought matching

outfits and little wigs.

[SIGHS] Setseg sounds amazing though.

Listen.

I've worked with plenty of Evans before.

Sometimes the only way to deal with them

is just to play the game, you know?

What game? I don't

think they play sports.

We have a cabinet just for inhalers.

No. I just mean that if you pretend

to like their nerdy activities,

they'll invite you out, and

might include you more in the lab.

- Shouldn't they include me without that?

- Of course, they should.

But guys like that will always

be threatened by girls like you.

So make Evan feel cool, and

he might give you a chance.

Okay.

Hey, so I got Funyuns.

They're delicious, but

not great date food.

So maybe before we rip them open

[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]

The sun now kisseth the horize,

so 'tis time I bid you good e'en.

That's like fake Shakespeare, right?

Goodbye, sweet Eleanor.

Thanks for being my best

supporting actress tonight.

Yeah, I know. I'll break up with Oliver.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

What the hell? [SCOFFS]

Your tattoo was temporary?

Yup. I lied to you.

But I just permanently altered my nose.

Hmm. I guess it feels bad

to commit to something,

not knowing the other person

was lying the whole time.

Okay, I'm sorry. You win.

Can we just be even now?

No. No, we're not even.

We're not even close to even.

Devi, you followed him.

I'm out.

[BEN] At the party, you followed

him and you left me behind!

We're not friends, so stop

pretending like we are.

[SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING]

[MCENROE] Devi couldn't

sleep with the memory

of Ben's words still stinging.

Unfortunately, with Ben on her mind,

she forgot to take care of one

small thing before she went to bed.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

- [NALINI] Is that a nose ring?

- Oh sh*t.

I found this at the bottom

of the trash can this morning.

Why were you looking in the trash?

Your grandma threw away her teeth again.

And thank God she did! How dare

you leave the house in the night

to go get a face piercing

at Jerry's Tats & Holes?

Do you know how many staph infections

I treat coming out of this place? Hmm?

Auntie, it's my fault. I'm so sorry.

Last night, Devi and I were

talking about how hard it is

to be South Asian girls in a country

that only celebrates western beauty.

And And the nose ring

is such a powerful symbol

of Indian femininity.

Devi just wanted to decolonize her nose,

and I stupidly suggested we do

it last night to surprise you.

Now I see how irresponsible that was.

I'm so sorry.

Was there any alcohol

or or kissing boys?

Absolutely not. I don't

do either of those things.

This was just a halal

moment of rebellion.

Yeah! It was halal as hell.

Well,

I'm glad that Aneesa is helping

you appreciate your culture.

And actually, it looks

it looks nice on you, Devi.

You cannot go to a tattoo parlor

in the middle of the

night! It's not safe!

- I know, and I won't do it again.

- [NALINI] Yeah, you better not.

I'm gonna call the pharmacy.

Come downstairs. I need

to put you on antibiotics.

There's definitely

MRSA brewing in there.

[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, Evan, hi.

I wanted to show you something.

When I was redoing my samples,

I noticed there were clear

phenotypic differences

between the two cell populations

that weren't commensurate

with our initial hypothesis.

- I wrote up my findings

- I'll take a look at that later.

Oh.

- Okay.

- [EVAN TYPING]

Um, I noticed that you guys

were at karaoke last night.

I don't know if I ever told you,

but I love K-pop. Huge BLACKPINK fan.

What? No way, you're a Blink too?

Who isn't? I'm such a Rosé!

Really? I mean, my work vibe,

obviously, is more of a Jisoo,

but when I'm with my

friends, I'm a total Lisa.

- Yes!

- You see it, right?

- I see that.

- Do you?

- Mm-hmm.

- Good, yeah.

So if you ever go karaoke-ing

again, I'd love to come.

Yeah, okay. Hey, are you into

bitcoin drama and anime deep cuts?

Mm-hmm. That sounds really, really good.

That's really, really

awesome 'cause you're in.

Hey, Kamala, why don't

you take today off

'cause you've been working

really, really hard?

- Thank you.

- BLACKPINK!

You know it!

[BOTH LAUGH]

- Awesome.

- Awesome. Okay.

Dude, thank you for talking my mom down.

How did you know how to do that?

[SCOFFS] I have Indian parents too.

I recently had to convince my mom

that I'm not forsaking my religion

because I tweeted,

"Harry Styles is my god."

[LAUGHS] Nice.

Does your mom also constantly

compare you to your weird cousins?

Cousins, friends, neighbors.

A friendly telemarketer who was

trying to sell knives. [LAUGHS]

All right, I should go.

If my mom sees you wearing

your oversized sweatshirt

and give you a speech about

how girls dress like boys.

I know that speech by heart.

[MCENROE] Devi couldn't

believe her mom was right,

but having Indian friends was awesome.

[SINGING IN MANDARIN]

[MCENROE] Aneesa got things

about Devi that no one else did.

Aneesa knew what it was like

to have your teachers constantly

mispronounce your name,

have people ask you where

you were "really from,"

and get bullied by your

ancient eyebrow-threading lady.

Devi felt ashamed of herself

for feeling so threatened before.

What was she thinking?

There was obviously room enough

at this school for both of

[LAUGHING] I really

like your jacket! No!

[LAUGHING] Yeah.

[MCENROE] Oh no!

This bitch has got to go.

["KARMA" PLAYING]

Careful what you say ♪

Karma like a bitch, ah ♪

sh*ts back at you ♪

Like a rubber band, ah ♪

Ha, don't believe what you see, ah ♪

Now you're in way too deep, ah ♪

The hand that you bite ♪

Had the upper hand, ah ♪

Karma kills you quicker ♪

Than the reaper can, ah ♪

Ha, don't believe what you see, ah ♪

Ha, karma come in your sleep, ah ♪

Careful what you say ♪

Karma like a bitch, ah ♪

sh*ts back at you ♪

Like a rubber band, ah ♪

Ha, don't believe what you see, ah ♪

Now you're in way too deep, ah ♪

The hand that you bite ♪

Had the upper hand, ah ♪

Karma kills you quicker ♪

Than the reaper can, ah ♪

Ha, karma come in your sleep, ah ♪

Make room ♪

For the queen of the Hindustan ♪

Stand up for

the daughter of the King ♪