07x18 - Hot Water

[bunniefuu]

[Opening theme playing]

♪ Some people stand
in the darkness ♪

♪ Afraid to step
into the light ♪

♪ Some people need
to help somebody ♪

♪ When the edge of
surrender's in sight ♪

♪ Don't you worry

♪ Its gonna be alright

♪ 'Cause I'm always ready

♪ I won't let you
out of my sight ♪

♪ I'll be ready
[i'll be ready] ♪

♪ Never you fear
[no, don't you fear] ♪

♪ I'll be ready

♪ Forever and always

♪ I'm always here

♪ 'Cause I'm always ready

♪ I won't let you
out of my sight ♪

♪ I'll be ready
[i'll be ready] ♪

♪ Never you fear
[no, don't you fear] ♪

♪ I'll be ready

♪ Forever and always

♪ I'm always here.

[Gentle music]

-Blonde boy:
did you see any yet?

-Two babes just
took their tops off.

-Oh, let me see.
-Hold on, hold on, man.

-Blonde boy: come on,
let me see, don't hog it.

-Brunette boy:
wait, hold on, hold on.

-Come on.

-Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

-Boy, if we don't
shut this down,

Someone's gonna get k*lled.

This is the los angeles
county lifeguards.

Nude sunbathing on
l.a. County beaches is illegal.

Cover up immediately
or you will be cited.

-Don't be intimidated,
let 'em cite us

For exercising our god-given
rights as human beings.

-Nudity is a
god-given birthright.

These cowards don't even deserve
to be naked on the beach.

-We're with you, howard.

-They won't have
the nerve to cite us.

-Right on, nudity!

Nudity is freedom!

Nudity is freedom!

-Use extreme caution
hiking up the cliff.

Keep on the path.

-Cowards!

Weasels!

-Looks like we've got a few
stubborn die hards out there.

A couple of very athletic
looking young ladies

And what looks like...

A pillar of strength
in his community.

-I think there
should be some beaches

Where nude sunbathing
is mandatory.

-Mandatory?

-Yeah, there's nothing
better than lying on a hot,

Sandy beach naked.

-And what would
the lifeguard wear?

-Sunblock.

-Where would you
put the patch?

-Use your imagination, newmie.

-Oh, oh, oh, oh.

All right, you two, two
of us are gonna have to go

In on the sea-doos.

-Naked or dressed?
-Dressed.

-I volunteer.
-Yeah, right, newmie.

-Cody: I'll deal with him,
you handle the women.

-Okay?

-How you doing?

Hope you use sunblock
in the exposed areas.

-Hey, appreciate the concern.

-Then I hope you can
appreciate the fact

That nude sunbathing
is against the law.

-The laws of man,
not the laws of nature.

[Giggling]

-Look, man,
I'm a nature lover too.

If you wanna sun your buns,
you're gonna have

To do it in the privacy
of your own backyard.

-Sun your buns. We prefer
the beach, nature boy.

[Giggling]

-Your turn.

[Soothing music]

-C.j.: Ladies, I'm
afraid you're gonna have

To put something on.

-I sunbathe nude
all over europe.

-I know, but this
is california.

You wouldn't think
it would be such a big deal.

-Can't you just leave
us alone and rescue

Someone who needs your help?

-Well, we try and prevent
problems before they happen,

And what you guys are doing
is a little dangerous.

-We're wearing sunblock.

-Not dangerous
for you, dangerous
for those guys up there.

They keep trying
to sneak a peek.

-Young man, you are threatening
our freedom of religion.

-Getting naked
is your religion?

-Yes, we worship the sun.
This is our temple.

-I'm afraid temple
is closed for today.

You're going to have to
cover up or I'll cite you

For indecent exposure.

-Cite away, sonny.

-I can have you
arrested, you know.

-Just make sure
to invite the press.

-All right, man,
it's your butt.

Let's go, come on.

-C.j.: Time to go.

-I don't care what
you heard, ma'am.

There are no nude beaches
in malibu or zuma.

If you're worried
about tan lines,

Just go out and buy
a self tanning product.

You're welcome.

-Yeah, there is.

-What?
-There's a nude beach in zuma.

J.b. And connor
went there today.

They invited me,
but I told them I'd rather spend

The day with you.

-Are you feeling okay?

You'd actually rather spend
the day with your father

Then with your friends
spying on a nude beach?

-I know, I know it
sounds crazy to me, too,

But I haven't been able
to do much with you lately

And I guess I miss
hanging out with you.

-Yeah, I know, pal.

I miss you when you're
at your mom's too.

As soon as you get back,
I'm either working

Or you're out
with your friends.

-Well, why don't I hang
out here while you work

And we can go do
something later.

-What do you say
I take the afternoon off?

We get a boat and
we go wake boarding?

-Right, sounds great.

-We need a third
person as a spotter.

-I can call jenny.

-Call her.
-Hobie: right.

-Okay, we're off the shelf,
nothing but clear blue sea

Underneath us now.

-'Kay, the valves
are computerized,

So they're automatically
gonna adjust the air volume

In your dry suit
as you go deeper.

At a hundred feet, they'll
replace your travel gas.

-Enriched nitrate 36, right?
-Exactly.

Oxygen is at 16%, nitrogen 34%

And helium at 50%.

-[Laughs] she's gonna
sound like a chipmunk, guys.

[Laughing]

-Yeah, but she'll be able to
dive deeper, stay down longer

And decompress faster.

-If it works.

-Neely, if you don't
want to do this.

-Are you kidding?

I wanted to be a test
pilot when I was little,

But I hated to fly.

I love to dive,
so this is perfect.

-So how deep can
she go on the try mix?

-Well, bottom's about 400 feet,
say we go the whole way.

-Sounds good to me.

-Wait a second,
on 16% oxygen?

-Well, it won't be
16% oxygen.

The valves will automatically
adjust the try mix

Down to 5% oxygen, that's
the beauty of the system.

-Right, but what
about the nitrogen?

I mean, we don't want
her to get narcosis.

Rapture of the deep, neely.

You could end up
seducing a barracuda.

-I do enough of that on dry
land, thank you very much.

[Laughing]

[Sirens blaring]

[Groaning]

-That's fabulous.

-You know, this is
your last chance.

Put on your clothes or
you're gonna be arrested.

-Young man, we're willing
to be jailed for our beliefs.

Aren't we, ladies?

-Yes, for sure.

-Suit yourselves.

-You know, you have
a perfect body for yoga.

I teach it, you
should take my class.

-No, thanks.

-Come on, cody, it'll be
great. It's good for agility.

-Yeah, she's a good teacher.

-This is the salute to the sun.

-It's more like the moon to me.

[Upbeat music]

[Mumbled shouting]

-That's indecent,
not exposing it.

Nudity is freedom of expression.

-All: nudity is freedom!

Nudity is freedom!

Nudity is freedom!

Nudity is freedom!

Nudity is freedom!

Nudity is freedom!

Nudity is freedom!

Nudity is freedom!

Nudity is freedom!

Nudity is freedom!

Nudity is freedom!

Nudity is freedom!

Nudity is freedom!

[Shouting over one another]

-I got everyone
coming out with towels.

-I don't know what the
big deal about nudity is.

I mean, everybody
knows what's there.

-The people I see, I don't
wanna know what's there.

[Laughing]

-Manny, I'm sorry, but
you're just a little too young

For this assignment.

-What? I'm gonna be 18
in three weeks.

-Yeah, but you're
still a junior lifeguard,

And besides, don't you have
incident reports to file?

-Incident reports?
Man, you know what this is?

This is age discrimination.

-Oh, come on.

[Laughing]

-This is a denial of
basic human rights.

The right to bear arms and
the right to bear legs.

The right to bear
anything we choose.

[Cheering]

-All: nude beaches,
yes! Censorship, no!

Nude beaches, yes!
Censorship, no!

Nude beaches, yes!
Censorship, no!

Nude beaches, yes!
Censorship, no!

Nude beaches, yes!
Censorship, no!

Nude beaches, yes!
Censorship, no!

Nude beaches, yes!
Censorship, no!

-Bye.

[Soft music]

-Caroline:
approaching 100 feet.

Hey, neely, why don't you
hold out there for a bit okay?

Let sam check you out.

-Sam: everything looks good.

I'll wait for neely here.

Hey, neely, remember
to watch your levels.

-Neely: I'll bring you
a souvenir from the bottom.

I'm at 200 feet.

-Sounds like the
mix is pretty good.

-Neely: helium's at 50,
nitrogen 34, oxygen 16.

-Sam: how's your body temp?
-Neely: perfect.

-Sam: good, let's keep going.

-Neely: 300 feet.

Helium 65%, nitrogen
25, oxygen 10.

Temp's good.
[Radio static]

[High-pitched voice]
I'm approaching at 400.

It's beautiful.

-Hey, neely, are you okay?

You're starting
to slur your words.

-Sam: neely, check
your nitrogen level.

-Look, a manta ray.
Come here, come here.

[Radio static]
swim with me, baby.

-Sam: neely, neely your
nitrogen level must be too high.

Start coming up.

-Neely: no,
I love it down here.

-Sam, sam,
I think she's narced.

-Sam: neely, listen to me,
one of your valves

Must be stuck, your
nitrogen is too high.

You're getting narced.

Neely, come up now, focus.

Neely, swim up,
60 feet per minute.

-Neely, listen to me, okay?

I want you to listen to my
voice and kick your feet

Every time I count, all right?

One, two, one, two,

One, two.
-Sam: I see her.

-Caroline:
one, two, one, two.

One, two.

-Sam: neely, it's
okay, I got ya.

Come on, we're gonna
swim up together.

[Radio static]

Here we go, that's it.

-That was wild.

Now I know why I quit
drinking. [Laughs]

-Neely, I am so sorry.

-Oh, don't be, that's
why we had to test it.

-The valve must've jammed.

-Well, it's a good thing that
nitrogen dissipates quickly.

-Neely: yeah.

-Hey, that jet's
flying pretty low.

[Engine roaring]

-I think he's in trouble.

[Dramatic music]

-Oh, look, he's ejected!

-Sam: he's gonna hit the
water, we've gotta get him.

Let's go.

There he is! Neely, slow down.

-Caroline: he's unconscious.

Let's get him to the boat.

-Neely: he's alive.

-He's not breathing.

[Coughing]

-Neely: I'm gonna
make the call.

-You're gonna be okay.
We're lifeguards.

-Kmf 295--

-No, don't do that.
-Neely: from diver 143.

-Sorry, ma'am, I've
radioed my position

On secure frequency
before I ejected.

There will be a rescue
team here shortly.

In the mean time,
I need to recover

My ejection seat immediately.

-Wait a second,
why don't we just wait

For your rescue team?

-By that time all ocean
life could be destroyed.

-What kind of
mission were you on?

-You saved my life so
I'm going to tell you,

But this is
classified top secret.

I was transporting
a deadly strain of cholera

That was recovered
from a t*rror1st group.

They intended to poison
a major city's water supply.

-Well, it must be
contained in something.

-Yes, ma'am, but it
was rigged with a timer.

If it was triggered on impact,
we'd have less than an hour

To recover it.

-Now, wait a second, that's
over 400 feet to the bottom.

-Look, I can dive that deep
if sam can fix the valve.

-Well, I can try,
but I don't know if it can hold

That kind of depth.

-There's only one
way to find out.

-No, no, no, wait a second,
I think we should wait

For the rescue team,
I really do.

Neely, you've already
had one close call.

-If you show me how to use the
gear and I'll make the dive.

-No, no, no, I can do it.

Sam, go fix it.

What does the
canister look like?

-It's clear, you
can see the bacteria

And an expl*sive charge.

Everything's inside of it.

-Wait a second,
bacteria and expl*sives?

-I don't know, what
do I do when I find it?

-The timer's been
triggered, you need to use

A disable code,
it's 099 alpha 247.

-Okay, tell me again
when I find it, all right?

Okay.

-What happens if
this thing goes off?

What happens to neely?

-She would be infected.

-Sam: she's at 300 feet.

-She's at 300 feet.

-Sam: neely, can you
see the bottom yet?

-Neely: about 30 feet more.

-Do you see the ejection seat?

-Neely: not yet.
-No, not yet.

Let me put this on speaker.

-Neely: I see it.

-Go to the box attached
to the right arm rest.

Is it still there?
-Neely: yes.

-Open it carefully. There's
a latch on each side.

[Beeping]

-Neely: I see the canister.

-Quinlin: turn the unit to
the rod with the timer in it.

-Neely: I see the timer.

-Has it been activated?
Are the numbers counting down?

-Yes. It's almost
down to 11 minutes.

-The disable code
is 099 alpha 247.

-Neely: alpha, you mean a?

-Quinlin: yes. 099 A 247.

-Neely: it's not working.

-That's all right,
try it again.

-Neely: nothing,
it still doesn't work.

-Look, are you sure
you have the right code?

-Yes, ma'am, I'm positive.

The water pressure must be
affecting the mechanism.

Neely, can you hear me?

-Yes.

-You'll have to bring
it up to the surface.

We'll try
to disarm it up here.

-Sam: neely, how
much time is left?

-Neely: eight minutes.

-Sam: you can never
decompress in time.

-Neely: okay, I'm starting up.

-Sam: neely, stop at 225,
I'll meet you there.

Caroline, put on your
gear and come to 100 feet.

I'll pass
the canister to you.

-I hope you appreciate all
the trouble you put us through.

-You saved my life, ma'am.

I appreciate
everything you've done

And everything you're doing.

-Well, good. Please
stop calling me "ma'am."

[Beeping]

-Sam: I got it.

Careful with it.
You got it?

-I got it. My god,
look at this thing.

-Neely: I have to stay
down a few more minutes. Sam?

-Sam: me, too. Caroline's
taking the canister up.

Okay, she's on the
surface. Neely?

-Neely: I'm coming up.

-Sam: I'm surfacing.

-Quinlin: it's shutting down.
[Beeps off]

-Kmf 295 from diver 143
requesting emergency assistance.

-Kmf 295, what is your
location, caroline.

[g*nshots f*ring]
[gasping]

Caroline? Caroline?

-Caroline.

-What are you doing?

-I can't allow my
mission to be compromised.

I'm sorry.

[Screaming]

-Quinlin, what the
hell are you doing?

-I'm doing what I have to do.

-Please, you can't
just leave us like this.

-I wish there was some
other way. I'm sorry.

-Quinlin, come back.

My knee, it might be broken.

-Diver 143, this is baywatch.
Come in, caroline.

-What's going on? Is
everything all right?

-I don't know. Caroline
requested emergency assistance

But her transmission ended
before I could get any details.

-What happened?
Where's our boat?

-That pilot,
he sh*t out the radio.

He took the canister, he took
the boat, he took everything.

-How could he let us drown?
He's an air force pilot.

-Let's hope
that's what he is.

-Neely: what do you mean?

-If he's a t*rror1st,
we just helped recover

His w*apon for him.

-These major incidents
reports, they're like

Reading action books.

Mitch is the hero in this one.

Caroline in this one.

I can't wait to start
lifeguarding for real.

Write these up instead
of filing them.

-What's going on, you guys?

-Well, I'm worried about
sam, neely and caroline.

-Why? What's wrong?

-Well, caroline radioed in,
she sounded tense.

Then there was a loud
pop on the signal.

I tried to raise them again,
but there was no response.

-Did you radio the coast guard?

-Yeah, they're
diverting a cutter

To the last known dive area.

-We'll hear something soon.

I'm sure it's just
a short in the radio.

Here you go, manny, some more
incident reports to file.

-What kind of rescue, man?

-Take a look.

-What kind of pop was that?

-It was loud like a
g*nsh*t or a radio shorting.

-I'm sure it was
just the radio.

-What if it wasn't?

-The coast guard
will let us know.

-That's it, huh?
You busted a nude beach.

-Yeah.

-For now. I'm sure howard
and his friends will be back.

-Yeah, you know, we should
fence off the top of that cliff.

-I already tried that,
they keep tearing it down.

We don't have enough
guards to guard it.

-I'll patrol up there.

-Just in case they come
back again, you know?

-Yeah, right,
that'll be great pr

For our junior lifeguards,
nude beach patrol.

-Voiceover:
baywatch headquarters,

This is coast guard
cutter point clarke, over.

-Kmf 295.

-Roger, kmf 295, we're
en route to dive boat's

Last known position
to commence searching.

We'll keep you advised, out.

-There's your call,
they're all over it.

See you, guys.

[Dramatic music]

-Oh, this is a nightmare.

My t*nk's at the
bottom of the ocean.

The t*rror1st might be poisoning
the city's water supply

And we're trying
to swim 20 miles.

-Guys, I can't, I can't
swim any more. My leg.

-Caroline, you have a lot
left inside of you, come on.

-No, I'm telling you,
I can't.

-Come on.

-Caroline, take my fins.

-No, sam, you need them.

-Sam, keep them on.
Caroline, just float, okay?

We'll support you.

-All right, hobester,
you the man, you the man!

[Cheering]

All right, hobester,
yeah, yeah, go.

-Jenny: yeah, go, hobie!

[Cheering]

-Hey, jump the wake,
come on, jump it!

-Jenny: come on!

-Jump the wake!

[Cheering]

Whoo!

-He's down.

-Okay, I'm on it.

-I've got to get
back to the beach.

All this paperwork,
I'm really out of shape.

-Look, you guys.

-Caroline: it's the cutter.

-Help!

-Hey! Over here!

-Over here!

-Help!

-I need to talk to baywatch
headquarters right away.

Can I use your
ship's communication?

-Sure, follow me.

-You got it.

-I need baywatch
headquarters right away.

-That was a pretty
good run, guys.

I ate it out there, though.

-You were awesome.

Hey, I just saw sam's
dive boat, what do you say

We catch up to her
and surprise her.

-Let's go.
-Mitch: all right.

-That's right, tell them
to alert every reservoir

And water treatment plant to
be on the look out for him.

He's six feet tall, blue eyes,
he's got a m*llitary haircut

And he's wearing a flight suit
with the name quinlin on it.

-That's strange, it's their
boat, but I don't see them.

Just some guy diving off.

Wanna drive for a second?

-Hobie:
yeah, sure, no problem.

-Mitch: you got it?

What is that,
something in his hand.

What is he holding?

All right, get me over there.

-Let's go.

-Mitch: kmf 295
from mitch buchannon.

-Man: it's your
headquarters calling back.

-This is samantha thomas.

-Sam, I'm going to patch
you through to mitch.

-Hey, sam, I just saw
some guy dive off your boat

In scuba gear.

-Mitch, where are you?

-Out wakeboarding with hobie.

-Exactly where are you?

-I'm right near the
hood desalination plant.

-Mitch, listen to me,
the diver has a canister

Of cholera bacteria.

He's planning on contaminating
the city's water supply.

Now there's a disable
code on the canister.

It's 099 a 247.

099 A 247.

[Beeping]

-Who is he?

-I don't know.
t*rror1st, some nut.

All I know is that
we don't have much time,

I gotta stop this guy.

-Remember the
code sam gave you?

-099.
-A 247.

-099 A 247. I got it.

She said there's about
two minutes left,

But she doesn't know if you
can disarm it under water.

-All right, you stay on board.

-We need to shut
down all operation

At the hood desalination
plant immediately.

The police and hazmat
unit are on their way.

[Beeping]

[Beeping]

[Sirens blaring]

-Man: door's up front.

-Mitch: all right,
take him, take him.

Get everybody
out of the water.

-Man:
all right, pull him up!

-Pull away!

[Beeping]

-Get ready, you guys.

-Mitch: everything's
clear, guys, it's all right.

-I am so hot, do we have
to wear all of these clothes?

-We wanna show them
how absurd it is

To cover our bodies
at the beach.

At the right time,
we strip down

And we drive home our point.

-Wouldn't it have been
better to invite the press?

-No, this way,
we can video everything

Without network censorship
and then sell it

To the highest bidder.
-Oh...

-What if the lifeguards
don't show up?

-Don't worry, their boats
will be along sooner or later.

-Hi, I'm sorry, but you're
not allowed down this cliff.

-Step aside, son.

-Sir, I'm sorry, I can't
let you down this way.

-How are we supposed
to get to the beach?

-You can swim in from a boat.

Hey, you're not the
nudists, are you?

-Bingo! And who are you?
Someone who likes to watch?

-No, no. I'm a
junior lifeguard.

-Hey, a junior
lifeguard. Fabulous.

You were put here to prevent
our legal access to the beach?

-No, not really. Kind
of volunteered actually.

-So, you have no official
authority to stop us.

-Like I said, son,
step aside.

Come on.

-Look, this cliff
is really dangerous.

A lot of people have
fallen and been hurt.

-Girl: we won't
fall, don't worry.

Why don't you come
down and join us?

-No, I couldn't.

-Here we go, again.

-No way, I'm not getting
left behind this time.

-Careful.

-Here they come now.
Keep taping.

Okay, as you can see, the
lifeguards once again,

Are on their way to try and
suppress our freedom of--

[Screaming]

-Help!

-Hold on!

-Howard: help!

Hurry! Hurry the
branch is gonna go!

Hurry!

Hurry up!

Help!

Hurry, please, hurry!

Hurry! Help me!

-You got it.

-Howard: oh, no, I'm
gonna fall, I'm gonna fall!

-Grab my waist.

Got it?

-Howard: throw
me a line, hurry!

Help! Help, I'm slipping!

Help, help! Come on!

Hurry! Please help me!

Grab my feet!

-Cody: okay, okay,
we got you.

I hope we're not impeding
your civil rights.

-No, no, no, no. Please
just get me to safety.

-Grab the rope!

-Newmie:
you got him, manny?

-Yeah.

[Talking over one another]

-Looks like you got another
incident report to file, manny.

Except this time
you get to fill it out.

-Really?

-Hey, two lives. Doubt that
anyone saved more today.

-Get down on the hood.

Hands behind your back.

[Chattering]

-Way to go, dad.

You were awesome.

-Move it.

Just keep walking.

-Man: bring him in
and put him back.

-Watch your head.

-Are you all right?

-Never had a better day.

[Closing theme playing]