- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud Loud Loud ♪
♪ Loud house ♪
- Poo-poo.
[heavy rock music]
♪ ♪
- And the Royal Woods
Roller Queens
have done it again!
- Whee!
[all cheering]
- [howls]
Hey, guys, want to celebrate
our win at the Burpin' Burger?
- Sounds great!
Mind if I invite Elliott?
[grunts]
- Oh, yeah!
Can I bring Theo?
[grunts]
- What about Alice?
- Oh!
- And Kaito?
♪ ♪
- Uh, who now?
[cheering]
- Do it, Margo!
- Go, go, go!
[sighing wistfully]
- Are those, like, your dates?
- Yeah.
- Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
- When did that happen?
- I don't know.
- Just kinda did.
- Like yesterday.
- During halftime.
- Right.
Well, I was thinking this would
be a team celebration
[all "aww"ing]
- I but I guess those guys
can come too.
- Whoo!
- I can't wait!
- One Fire-in-the-Belly Burger
with extra dragon sauce.
You know, Lynn, you're the only
customer who's been brave enough
to order this.
- Iron gut, baby!
[excited chattering]
- Okay, guess I'll just sit
in the next booth.
[groans]
- [laughing]
- Guess I can sit
in the kiddie section.
[straining]
[laughter]
So, Maddie, that was a k*ller
C-block in our last jam--
Uh, Maddie?
Maddie?
[groans]
Lainey, how's that rink rash
feeling?
Think mine's turning the corner.
- Aw, you're so cute
as a chipmunk!
- Nuh-uh!
[giggles]
You are!
[both giggling]
- Oh, cool filter!
You guys seen the one
that makes you breathe fire?
Ah!
Hey!
- [laughing]
- [grunts]
[melancholy music]
[excited chatter]
I'm out of here, guys.
Guess I'll catch you later.
- Wait!
Don't you want to come
to Gus's Games and Grub with us?
- Heck yeah!
Which one of you clowns
wants to take me on
at the Dunkster ?
Swoosh.
[video game music]
[grunts]
Swoosh.
Boom, baby!
New record!
Whoo!
Number one!
Up top!
[eagle cries, wind blows]
- Oh, oh, oh, oh,
you're almost there!
J--oh, right there,
just grab--
Oh!
- Elliott, I'll win you that
stuffed triceratops
if it's the last thing I do.
- Ugh.
[machines whirring]
both: One, two, three, go!
Ooh, ooh!
Oh, yeah!
Ooh, ooh!
Oh, yeah!
- [laughs]
Perfect! Just like you.
- No, you are.
Victory hug!
[both moan]
- Ugh.
Who wants to go to my house
after this?
I got a new sports injury
compilation DVD!
- Oh, well, that sounds fun,
but it's couples' night
at the Cineplex.
- Two for one.
[laughter]
- Ugh.
"Two for one." Puh.
Whatever!
[groans]
- Up next, you won't want to
miss this water polo oh-no.
[ball thwacks, person screams]
- Ooh.
- Ah!
- This looks gruesome.
May I join?
- Oh, uh, hey, Lucy.
Ugh. Sure.
- Yikes, and that's why
you always wear a helmet.
- Is something wrong?
- No!
It's just, everyone
on my roller derby team
is suddenly in a couple.
And I'm just
this lame third wheel!
- Wow.
I didn't know
you wanted to start dating.
- I don't.
I'm not into
that romance junk.
I mean, I thought I
had a crush once,
but it turned out,
I was just dehydrated.
- Hmm.
It sounds like you're worried
your friends are going to
leave you behind.
- Yeah, I guess that's it.
Ugh!
But who says
I gotta be left behind?
No one puts Loud
on the bench!
If everyone else
is gonna couple up,
I will too.
[ball thwacks, person screams]
- Maybe I'll just
finish this first.
♪ ♪
[bell rings]
All right,
time to scout myself a date.
Let's see who can keep up
with Lynn Loud.
♪ ♪
On your mark, get set, go!
[air horn blares]
[panting]
What?
[grunts]
Huh?
- Forget this.
There's no way
we can b*at her.
- Huh.
Guess I gotta
try something else.
[all groaning]
- [yawns]
- Ah!
- Oh, come on, man.
Were you even trying?
Ugh, I'm sorry, you're just,
like, really, really strong.
- Thanks.
I never skip arm day.
- Ah!
- Okay, well,
this isn't working.
Time to change up my strategy.
Free burgers!
Help yourselves!
[all munching]
- What's the catch?
- Oh, no catch.
Just wanted to see who can...
handle the heat.
[all moaning]
- [coughing]
- Wow. This is good.
Can I have another?
- Even better,
you can go out with me.
- Wait, what?
- You know, like go
to my roller derby games
and hang out
with my friends and me.
- Can we also get more burgers?
- Deal.
[snorting]
Lynn.
- Dexter.
♪ ♪
- And the Royal Woods Roller
Queens have done it again!
[cheering]
- We crushed it again!
- Yes!
- Oh!
Mmm!
The sweet smell of victory.
- Yeah, great win, guys.
Should we go celebrate
at the Burpin' Burger?
- Good idea.
Mind if I invite my boyfriend?
- [slurping]
- Whoo, Lynn!
Huh?
Go, Lynn!
[all squealing]
- Ugh, Lynn,
we are so happy for you.
- Being in a couple
is so much fun.
You're going to love it.
- [squeals]
- Yay!
- Go, Lynn!
- One
Fire-in-the-Belly Burger,
and one cookie dough shake,
extra chunky.
- Just the way I like it.
[excited chattering]
- Is that cookie dough?Sweet!
- No, that's mine!
- Aren't you going to split it?
- That's what couples do!
- Oh, of course.
[chuckles]
I was just playing.
But if any cookie chunks
get stuck in that straw,
I call dibs.
So guys, I was thinking
about our next match
against
the Fern Valley Ferrets--
[laughter]
- Oops, got a little mustard
on your nose,
you messy bessy.
- [shudders]
Huh?
Ah!
- Ow.
- What the heck, dude?
- Sorry, you had some milkshake
on your face.
- Maybe I was saving it
for later, huh?
Think about that?
You silly billy.
[chuckles]
♪ ♪
Whoa.
Ah.
[straining]
- Hey, Lynn,
want to play ping-pong?
- Chuh-yeah!
I'll grab us some paddles.
- Make it four.
I was thinking
we could play doubles.
Kaito and me
against you and Dexter!
- Uh, who now?
- [strains]
Ah!
[grunts]
- Oh, right. [chuckles]
The only ball and chain.
Sure, why not?
[heavy rock music]
Got it!
- [grunts]
- That was amazing!
Just like you.
- No, you are!
Victory hug!
[both moan]
[both laughing]
- [groans]
You guys really don't have
to do that after every point.
- [laughing]
[video game music]
Yes!
[laughs]
Yeah!
[laughs]
- Oh.
Ah, yeah, free skate!
Who wants to race?
- Grab a partner, folks!
It's time for Couples' Skate!
- Wait, what?
- [sighs]
- [grunts]
[upbeat pop music]
- Isn't this fun, Lynn?
- So fun.
- [groaning]
♪ ♪
- [laughs]
- Ow! Hey!
- ♪ Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm ♪
- Ugh, why does that kid
get to have all the fun?
♪ ♪
Aw, yeah, Dairyland!
This was such a good idea, guys.
I can't wait to check out
the new Cattle Battle.
Oh, oh, oh!
I might even try to b*at
my personal puke record
on the Curdler!
- Maybe next time.
Today's all about
the new Sweetheart Land!
- We've planned an awesome day:
sharing hot chocolate
at the Cocoa Corner...
- Holding hands
on Fly Me to the Moo...
- Sunset raft rides
through the Tunnel of Butter.
- Just think,
that'll be you and Dexter!
- Ugh.
Hey, can we talk?
Privately?
[all "ooh"]
- Ugh.
There's probably a way
you're supposed to do this,
but I don't know it,
so, uh, yeah.
We gotta break up.
- What?
- Look, it's nothing personal,
but the only reason
I asked you out
is because all my friends
are doing the couples thing
and I don't want to be left out.
- Late bloomer, huh?
That's rough.
- Bro!
- Oh, ooh, um, sorry.Sorry.
- The thing is, this mushy
coupley stuff isn't for me,
and I can't keep trying
to fake it.
[sighs]
I'm just sorry if you've,
you know,
fallen head over heels in love
with me or something.
- Um, actually,
I only said yes to dating you
so my friends
would stop razzing me
about not having a girlfriend.
- Ooh.
[chuckles]
Totally get it.
- Dude!
Private conversation!
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
My bad. My bad.
Moo-ving on.
- Wow, well, I definitely
didn't see that coming,
but I guess I'm glad I'm not
the only lame-o here.
- [laughs]
Who says we're lame
for not being into
all that romance junk?
Maybe our friends
are the weird ones.
[laughter, excited chatter]
both: Definitely.
[laughter]
- All right,
one cookie dough milkshake.
- A-thank you, sir.
- Hey, Lynn!
We didn't see you come in! Sit
with us!
- Ah, that's okay.
I know you're all
doing your couple thing,
so I'm just gonna hang
in the kiddie section.
- [laughs]
- Oh, I'm ready for you
this time, buddy!
[rock music]
Ahh.
Let's do this.
♪ ♪
Ah!
[laughter]
[together]
Be right back!
- Missed me, chump!
[excited chatter]
- Missed me!
- Get him, get him, get him!
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
[bell rings]
[light music]
[bright chime]
- Oops.
Sorry, Emma.
- No worries, Clyde.
- [sighs]
- Okay, dance committee,
let's recap everyone's duties
for the big Valentine's shindig!
Miss Chloe,
how are those tunes coming?
- Great!
I convinced my sister
to DJ for us.
This is her playing Sunset
Canyon's Winter Formal.
- Ooh, she had those seniors
shaking their rumps!
Good job, Chlo-Chlo!
Okay, now, Emma, honey,
how are we doing
with the decorations?
- Great!
Ryker has been helping me
with the glitter.
- [coughs]
- It's basically going to be
a sparkle expl*si*n!
[laughs]
- [sighs]
[upbeat pop music]
- Clyde!
- Clyde!
Clyde, sugar, have you decided
what you're gonna fix
for the dessert table?
- Huh?
Oh. [chuckles]
Oh, right. Dessert table.
I thought I'd keep it simple
but elegant.
I've prepared samples.
Anyone want to try?
- Yes, please!
- I do! I do!
- Here you go, Emma.
[bright chime]
[sighs]
[bell rings]
- Okay, my little cherubs,
I'll see y'all Friday
to set up for the big night!
Don't forget your dancing shoes!
Ooh, ooh!
[bell rings]
- Ask Emma to the dance.
Ask Emma to the dance!
[sighs]
[clears throat]
Excuse me.
- So you wanna ask Emma
to the dance, huh?
- Gah!
You can read my mind?
- Nah,
it's just kind of obvious.
So what's the holdup?
- I'm worried she might say no.
I'd be heartbroken.
And humiliated!
I can't ask without being
% sure she likes me.
- Relax!
Let me go find out
if she digs you.
- Uh, no offense, but you'd be
super obvious about it.
There's gotta be a discreet way
to find out if she likes me.
Right?
- For sure,
and we can totally help.
[exciting music]
- Bye!
- See you, Chloe!
- Okay, it's go time.
- What's the plan,Rustman?
Ugh.[sniffs]
Ugh!
I smell like piney beef jerky!
- [sniffs]
Sweet, right?
My older cousin told me
if a girl comments
on your cologne,
it means she likes you.
- Well, you cousin did have
a girlfriend at summer camp,
so...
Whoa!
Ahh!
Ahh! Ah. Ahh!
[groaning]
- [sniffs]
Oh, Clyde, I didn't know
you wore cologne.
- Yeah, um, it's like a rustic
cedar with beefy undertones.
- Cool.
- Boom!
She totally likes you, man.
- She did notice the cologne.
But maybe she's just a super
smeller, like my cats with tuna.
Sorry, but I just need
more evidence.
- [grunts]
♪ ♪
- It's as easy as rhubarb pie.
You just gotta save that seat
next to you.
If Emma takes it,
she's sweet on you
like honey on a biscuit.
- Wait, how do you know
this stuff?
- Oh, 'cause that's how Clucky
and Yolko Ono got together.
Clucky was smitten with Yolko
from the moment
he laid eyes on her.
So we made a special spot next
to him in the coop,
and she took it!
- Well, if it worked
for Clucky...
[gasps]
She's coming over!
- Quick, quick,
play it cool.
- [grunts]
- Hey, Clyde, is that seat free?
- Yes!
Yes, it is!
All yours!
[laughs awkwardly]
- Oh, thanks, Clyde.
- Cluck, cluck.
Looks like Emma's smitten too.
[excited chatter]
- Wait, that was
the only seat left.
I need more proof.
♪ ♪
- Aren't we a little young
to be reading " / " magazine?
- I borrowed it from Lori.
According to this article,
the best way to find out
if someone likes you
is by asking to borrow a pen.
If the person gives you
a fancy pen,
like a light-up or pompom one,
they like you.
If they lend you a normal pen,
you're just friends.
And if they give you a pencil,
they don't like you at all.
both: Ooh!
- Ow.
- Let's do this!
♪ ♪
Hi, Emma.
I seem to have lost my pen.
Do you have one I can borrow?
- Sure.
Let me just grab my case.
Here, you can borrow...
this one.
- [shuddering]
all: Whoa!
- Light-up and pompom?
Looks like you're golden,
buddy.
Are you gonna ask Emma
to the dance now?
- I don't know.
It's a really fancy pen,
but what if it was just
the first one she saw?
- Come on, Clyde.
- Come on, dude.
- I'm still worried
she might say no.
I just wish
I could see the future!
- Actually, thanks to my granny,
I might be able to help.
- Your granny taught you
how to read tea leaves?
- Yep.
She's the master.
She saw an oak tree
in her oolong tea
and predicted we'd move
to Royal Woods.
- [slurping]
- Cup, please.
♪ ♪
- Well, what do you see?
- I see a meatball sub.
- That's not a sub.
It's Clyde
at the Valentine's dance
It kind of looks like
you're wearing...
a chef's outfit?
- Hmm. That's odd.
But I do own one.
What else?
- You're happy,
and you're dancing with someone.
[gasps]
A girl with brown hair!
- It's Emma!
[cheering]
- Now are you ready to ask her?
- Heck yeah!
And I came up with a plan based
on one of my favorite movies,
"Il Ballo Finale."
But I'll need your help
to pull it off.
- Do we get to dress up
like zombies?
- Not quite.
[both inhale deeply]
[playing fanfare]
- [gasps]
- Huh?
[laughing]
- Huh?
♪ ♪
[both grunt]
- Emma, will you be my date
to the Valentine's dance?
- I'm really sorry, Clyde,
but I just want to be friends.
[echoing] Friends.
- [gasps]
- [gasps]
[playing dirge]
♪ ♪
- [panting]
Go, go, go!
- What's wrong, sweetie?
Are you hiding from someone?
- I'm hiding from everyone!
I got rejected
in front of the entire school!
It was humiliating!
I can never go back.
- But Clyde, isn't
the Valentine's dance tonight?
You were really looking forward
to it.
- And what about
all those desserts
you've been prepping
all week?
- I'm not going to the dance.
- [gasps]
- I resigned from the committee
and gave Cheryl the number
for Jacques' Bakery.
But honey...
- [sighs]
I don't really want to talk
about it anymore.
I just want to go home.
[sighs]
[romantic music]
Hmm?
♪ ♪
- Graziana,
will you go
to the Valentine's
Ball with me, huh?
- Yes.
I would love nothing more!
- Oh!
- Dads!
Why are you watching this?
Please turn it off!
- Ah, not that one.
I'm sorry, pumpkin.
I thought "Il Ballo Finale"
was one of your favorites.
- It was,
until today.
[moans]
♪ ♪
[phone chimes]
- Hey, buddy, I really hope
you're coming to the dance.
[phone chimes]
- Where are you at, dog?
You're missing all the fun!
[phone chimes]
- Principal Huggins Teepee
just fell in the pinch bowl.
[phone chimes]
Dang auto correct.
Toupee.
His toupee just fell in
the punch bowl.
[phone ringing]
- Hey, sweetie?
It's Cheryl calling.
I know you don't want to talk
to anyone from school,
but she said it was urgent.
- [sighs]
Hi, Cheryl.
- Sorry to bug you, sugar bun.
I know you resigned
from the dance committee,
but we have got a - - !
The bakery
delivered the wrong cake.
I'm real happy
for the new mommies,
but we cannot serve baby shower
cake at a Valentine's dance!
Is there any way
you could come fix it?
- I'm sorry, Cheryl, but no.
- Please?
You're the only one who can
get us out of this pickle.
- [sighs]
[cheering]
[dubstep music]
♪ ♪
[shimmering]
- [breathes deeply]
♪ ♪
Psst.
It's me, Clyde.
- Ooh, I love the stache!
It's like a little caterpillar
d*ed on your face.
Can you fix it?
- Hmm.
It's not going to be easy,
but I think I can do it.
Ow!
[exciting music]
♪ ♪
Whew.
- It is gorgeous!
Do you want me to cut you
a little slice for the road?
- No, thank you.
I should get going.
- Well, all right.
Mmm.
[chuckles]
Oh, Cheryl, what are you doing?
- Clyde?
- Hmm?
[accented]
Clyde? Who is Clyde?
My name is Jacques.
I am the baker of the cake.
Oh!
- [laughs]
You're funny.
Hey, um, I wanted to tell you
something.
- [sighs] Go ahead.
You're probably just
gonna tease me
about my big rejection,
right?
- Tease you? No way.
I wanted to tell you that your
dance proposal was really sweet.
It must have taken
so much courage
to put yourself out there
like that.
- Oh, thanks.
- And that Italian Cassata cake
you asked her out with
looked amazing!
You could totally
be a contestant
on "Operation Dessert Storm."
- That's my favorite show!
- Mine too!
- So who ended up
being your date?
- Oh, no date.
I just came with my friends.
Well, I should head back
to the dance.
Have a nice night, Clyde.
- Ask her to dance.
Ask her to dance
Chloe, wait!
[panting]
I know the dance
is almost over,
but would you like to dancewith me?
- Yeah!
That sounds fun.
[upbeat music]
I love this song.
- Me too!
After you.
- Go Rusty.
Go Rusty.
- Hey, Clyde's here!
- Hey, Clyde.
- I'm so glad you're here.
♪ ♪
- Clyde, come dance!
- [laughs]
- Oh, nice Cabbage Patch.
[chuckles]
[laughs]
- [panting]
Whew!
That made me thirsty.
I'll get us some refreshments.
♪ ♪
- What is--
- [gasps]
Principal Huggins' toupee!
Oh, he's been looking for this
all night.
♪ ♪
[laughter]
- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪
- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪
♪ Never any privacy ♪
♪ Chaos with kids ♪
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪
04x23 - Singled Out/Brave the Last Dance
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Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.
Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.