05x15 - A Glitch Is a Glitch

Episode transcripts for the show, "Adventure Time". Aired: April 5, 2010 - September 3, 2018.*
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Twelve- year-old Finn battles evil in the Land of Ooo.
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05x15 - A Glitch Is a Glitch

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Okay, now make him look angrier.

All right, give me a
second...

Nope.
Not funny anymore.

- Sorry, dude. You ruined it.
- Man, I don't have the

patience for this animation
junk.

Whoever does this must have no
life whatsoev--

oof!
Why did I do that?

Huh?

Yo, finn, did you order
a brick?

- Mm, I don't think so.
- False alarm.

- It's just an e-mail.
- Who's it from?

Looks like ice king's
handwriting.

- Ugh!
- Ohh!

- Escape, Jake! Escape!
- All right, all right,

hold on.
I think I can...

Aw, man.

Thing must've had a computer
worm in it.

Whaaaa?

- Hi, princess!
- What now,

ice king?
Remember that time

last summer when you said you'd
only go out on a date with me if

- I was the last guy on ooo?
- I doubt I said

that.

P-bubs! P-bubs! P-bubs!

- The computer went...
- Open video and...

- The e-mail...
- Potato trampoline...

Brick window with the
plastic...

- Banana hummingbird...
- 47 grapes...

Ahem.
Anyone having any computer

problems?

How do we stop that
computer worm, you pile of goo!

My worm exists beyond your

comprehension, within the
universal source code.

Stop talkin' like a
nerd and give it to us straight!

Once the glitch
does its work, the whole world

will be deleted, except for me
and my bubblygums.

Mwah!

Mwah, mwah!
Mwah! Mwah!

Mwah!
Ow!

Well, see you all.

I'm gonna prepare for my...
Date.

Whee-ha-haw!

Aaah! My beautiful face!
My hopes and dreams ruined!

Don't worry, princess.

- We'll take care of this thing.
- Oh, me, too.

- I'm gonna take care of it, too.
- Okay!

Don't worry, guy!

I got you!
Yee-aah!

- Jake, help me!
- Okay, shh.

- You're safe.
- Come here, guy.

- No, get away from me!
- I'm trying to help you,

yo!
I saw what happened when you

- picked up Todd.
- But...

Nooooo!
Jake, this isn't working!

- We need a plan.

Oh, man!

Okay, here's my dream plan.
You were wearing tights made of

green feathers -- these tiny
green feathers.

And I was this wise-cracking
coelacanth that only ate

popcorn.
Anyway, we were in this --

- That plan's not good!
- Hold on.

I'm almost done.
So, we were trapped inside this

huge egg, and after a while, you
started dancing in this kind of

sign language.
And then ice king's glitchy

stuff started eating my dream
up.

I peed my pants, but you went up
and talked to it.

- You just...Talked to it.
- Then talk to it I will!

Hey, man, tell me the haps.

Yeah, tell us your
feelings. Get deep.

"Sllabfoog uoy pleh t'nac I."
Oh, sweet lord, my face!

"Slaw frog yokel snacky."
"Snacky slaw frog yokel."

"Sea salt yack let a snacky."
Yeah, that sounds good.

Jake, I think I found a
way in!

No, wait, dude!
I think I cracked the code!

- There's no time!
- Aaaah!

This must be the
universal source code.

Huh?
Ice king and bubblegum?

Hmm.

Jake, don't touch

- anything!
- Huh?

I think these shiny
things are the building blocks

of the universe, man.
They store every single thing

- that's a thing back on thing.
- Okay, enough explorin'

already.
Where's this glitch guy?

I'm gonna smash his jimmies!

Jake, what is it?
Huh?

Unh!

Oh,
princess bubblegum!

Guess who!
Can you guess? Can you?

- I'll give you three chances.
- No.

Okay, four chances.

Ice king, give me
the antivirus, or I'll sh**t you

with my candy horse
tranquilizer.

But, sugar, look
what I brought you -- a box of

chocos.
Ugh!

Mmm!
Still good.

Ugh!
Look, I can't prove it, but --

you made a promise that I'd have
at least one date if --

If I was the last
person on ooooooo...

Y-o-o-ou promi-I-I-I-I-sed...

Okay. Well, even if I did

promise, you're not the last
person on ooo because I'm still

here.

Uh...
Ooh. Hey, I have a hand, too,

you know.
If I can lend you one...

- Check out my cool hand!
- Ugh!

That's disgusting.

Come on, Jake.
Pull it together, man.

- Jake?
- Oh, no! My arm!

We had so many great times
together.

♪ Doo bee doo bee doo bee doo ♪
♪ skibble Dee skibble Dee ♪

♪ bibbity boppty doo ♪
huh? Who was that?

Aww!

Whoo!
Let's do this -- for righty!

That's the spirit!
Adventure ti--

oh, my gams.
Hold up, dude!

- My body's changing!

No.

Oh, come on, woman!
I'm trying to be nice!

Can't you at least make the best
out of this?

Whoa-ho-ho!
Are you praying to me?

I'm into this.
Whoa!

I'm still into this.
Ohh!

Still into it.
Aah!

Give me the
antivirus!

I can't,
monkey peeps.

I didn't make one.
The glitch will delete

everything until we're all
that's left.

- You mean forever?
- Well, yeah.

I mean, you say that like it's
a bad thing.

Oh, come on, finn
and Jake.

So, hey, finn, how you
plan on taking this guy out?

Okay.

I guess it's worth a try.

Aah!

- What do we do now?!
- We got to get those

things out of his stomach.

Hey, finn!
Remember that gross video

- ice king sent?
- Ugh! Yeah.

Yeah!

Let's double-team
these locks!

Hey!

We did it!

You should wash your
hair.

You should wash your
mouth.

Huh?! No way!
Impossible!

Uh...

Everything back to
normal, huh?

Seems like it.
Aah! My face!

My beautiful face is back to
Norma-a-a-a-a-a-l!

- Aaaaaaah!
- Hey, you seen the

princess?
Yeah, she's in the

ice king's castle!
Aaaaah!

Useless
computer!

You sassafrassin

Hammaslammin
wammajammin...!

Aah-yaa-yaa-yaa-yaaaaaaaah!

Finn and Jake!
My heroes!

Yeah, no big deal.
Sheesh!

I missed you.
I missed you, too.

Whoa. You taste different, baby.

You been playing basketball in
someone else's hockey rink?

Hey, bubs, where's ice king?

- I want to kick his boingloings.
- Yeah, where is he?

I want to kick his boingloings,
too!

Uh...Guys?
Hello?

Princess?
Let's forget all about this.

Oh, get of me, you creep!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
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