01x23 - Super Special Sonic Search & Smash Squad

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[Clock ticking]

[Alarm ringing]

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Hey, Sonic, wait up!

[Whirring]

Civilization!

Boy, I thought we'd never find it!

I'm ready, are you ready?

Ready!

Uh, tell me what I'm ready for.

Spring the trap!

I knew that!

[Both grunting]

We gotcha, hedgehog.

Yeah, the chase is over.

-We did it, we did it! -We did it, we did it!

-We did it, we did it! -We did it, we did it!

-We did it! -We did it!

Hold it, guys.

You don't want to do this!

Don't we?

We mean too much to each other.

We do?

Yeah, don't you remember how we first met?

Nope.

Well, it all started before you were born.

[Sonic] Tails and I had come to this deserted village.

[Tails] Where is everybody?

We're hiding!

And if you have any sense, you'll hide, too.

Hiding?

What from?

[Rumbling in distant]

Hey, lady!

Which way is the Bounty Hunters Convention?

[Screaming in terror]

[Grunts]

People aren't very friendly in this town.

Guess I'll just have to find it myself!

What's a Bounty Hunters Convention?

A party for bad guys, Tails.

And I'm gonna crash it.

I've called you all together because you're the worst

assortment of low-life mercenaries I ever made.

You're mean, you're malicious, you're my kind of rotten!

[Cheering & hooting]

Ever since I launched my genius plan to conquer the planet

Mobius, one trouble-making teenager has made me tear

every hair from my beautiful head.

[Crowd booing]

You took the words right out of my mouth.

I hate that Hedgehog!

[Teeth's shattering]

He ruins my schemes.

[Crowd booing]

He escapes my traps!

[Crowd booing]

He helps nice people!

[Crowd booing]

But no more!

No more!

I am hereby declaring Sonic The Hedgehog

as Mobius's Most Wanted Fugitive!

To insure his immediate capture, I am offering you the biggest

reward in Bounty Hunter history.

[Device beeping]

One billion Mobiums!

Alive or otherwise!

[Sonic] Question from the crowd?

What is it?

I'm worth way more than that!

[Angry grumbling]

There he is, get him!

I want that Hedgehog!

Whoah!

[Thumping punches & kicks]

[Grunts]

I'm waiting!

Ouch!

[Sob]

Yeah!

[Crowd yelling]

Get him, get him!

We got 'im, we got 'im!

Ah!

[Grunts]

[Clank]

I'm over there!

[Overlapping speech]

Let's go, Bro'!

Sonic, you're goin' so slow!

Makes ya sick, doesn't it?

But I wanna make sure they follow us.

Split up and surround him!

Step right up, step right up!

Don't crowd, don't push!

You'll all get a chance to see the Greatest Show On Mobius!

And remember, for all Bounty Hunters, admission is free!

Guess you guys won't be stayin' for a second show!

[Crashing]

Don't let go!

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[Screaming]

[Crash]

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Told ya not to let go!

Ya'know, I sure have fun.

[Robot ] The fun's over, Hedgehog!

Is he serious?

Ya' ever play William Tell?!!

[Grunting angrily]

[Whistling]

No!

We sure showed them, didn't we, Sonic?

We sure did, kid!

[Chomps]

Miserable Hedgehog!

Okay, so I had a small setback.

The battle has just begun!

[Robotnik] It will take all my vile and wicked genius.

to create the perfect robots to capture that Hedgehog!

I'll make them strong.

Fearless.

Ferocious.

Supremely Rotten like me!

But unlike the other robots, these two will be brilliant!

Yes!

[Grunts]

[Gasps]

[Coughs]

Who, who-- who-- Who am I?

Why-- Why am I here?

Are-- Are you my mother?

[Kissing]

[Slurping]

No!

You are the very first member of my new Super Special Sonic

Search and Smash Squad!

I have designed you

to be the ultimate in Hedgehog Hunters.

And now, to make you twice as effective,

I'm going to clone you!

Clone me?

Will it hurt?

I can't stand pain.

[Insane cackling]

Hmm, perhaps I made you too chicken.

[Clucking]

No, it won't hurt.

[Hums]

Ouch-A-doodle!

I'll just drop your tail feather into the Robomatic Machine.

to produce your exact twin!

You forgot to pull this one.

I didn't forget to pull that lever!

I'm not supposed to pull that lever!

How was I to know?

I was just hatched.

[Clucking]

Oh!

Voila!

Your identical twin brother!

[Scratch] My twin?!!

Am I that ugly!

Hmm.

That last lever caused some slight modifications.

No big deal.

You two are still the most Fearsome Fugitive Finders

ever built!

He made me first.

I'm his favourite.

Yeah?

I got more accessories.

He likes me best.

[Clank]

You did that on purpose!

Why, you, you!

[Clanking]

[Screaming]

[Overlapping speech]

[Thud]

[Robotnik] Stop it!

I'm ordering you to catch Sonic.

Now do it!

[Robotnik] Charlatans!

[[Robotnik] muttering]

Dr. Robotnik demoted me to sanitation duty!

Me, Coconuts!

Why, I should be in charge of catching Sonic!

He's giving them my job!

I'll show 'em!

I'll capture Sonic first!

Whoah!

Time out!

That's my kind of pit stop!

[Banging]

[Bell rings]

Two chili dogs to go slo-mo!

[Sonic] On the double!

Huh?

I'm waiting!

Hey, I'm growin' a beard out here!

[Fiendish laugh]

You munched your last chili dog yesterday, Hedgehog!

[Fiendish laugh]

-Yikes! -Yikes!

[Fiendish laugh]

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[Whirring]

[Coconut] Okay, I was polite!

I was reasonable!

Remember, you forced me to do this!

No half-baked Hedgehog's gonna make a monkey outta me!

[Chuckles]

No way, no way!

In the name of Doctor [Robotnik], I declare

open Season on Hedgehogs!

[Kisses]

That's the last time we ever buy chili dogs from that guy!

[Screaming]

[Whooshing]

Oh, this is rich.

This is so rich!

[Looney laugh]

Ah!

Ah!

Whoah!

[Fiendish laugh]

[f*ring]

You can run, but you can't hide, Hedgehog!

[Fiendish laugh]

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Hmm.

[expl*si*n]

Ow!

Ow!

Now that's what I call, the missing link!

Sonic, I'm starvin'.

Can we find some more chili dogs?

Ya got it, Ace!

Let's race!

[Struggling]

Okay, Grounder!

Lower the brick wall!

[Cackling]

[Struggling]

[Screaming]

Give me twenty minutes to finish painting this fake landscape.

Then what?

You get the Hedgehog to chase you.

[Scratch] You go by, I drop it down

and the Hedgehog knocks himself out.

[Scratch cackles]

[Chuckles]

Then we tie him up and collect a billion Moblums.

Dr. Robotnik will be so proud of me.

Huh, he'll be prouder of me.

[Snapping]

[Screaming]

[Snoring]

[Inhaling]

[Blowing air]

[Pop]

[Splat]

Hey!

[Goofy laugh]

Slowpoke!

Laggard!

Slug!

Betcha can't catch me!

Ah!

Scratch, he's right behind me!

[Grounder] Get ready to drop the wall!

[Cackling]

Stuck? Here, let me help ya!

[Clucking]

Help!

[Crashing]

[Clanking]

[Screaming]

Anytime I can help like this, just let me know.

[Whooshing]

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No more foul-ups.

Next time, we're gonna use my plan!

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Wow!

[Squeak]

[Kissing]

[Bang]

Yikes!

We got 'im!

[Robotnik] shoulda briefed those guys about my Triple Spin.

How's it feel to be a prisoner, Hedgehog?

Excuse me, gentlemen.

There's been an outbreak of robot chickenpox in the area.

-Oh, no! -Oh, no!

I'll have to perform an emergency examination.

Say Ah!

-Ah! -Ah!

[Muffled screams]

Hmm, very serious.

Wait right here, don't move.

[Whirring]

[Whooshing]

[Skidding]

Gentlemen, what you need is more iron in your diet.

[Both grunting]

[Both screaming]

[Crashing]

Feel better?

[Both groaning]

Here they come!

Sometimes I wish Dr. Robotnik hadn't made us so persistent.

He made me persistent.

He made you too dumb to quit.

Was that an insult?

Just sh**t, or you're gonna miss your chance!

[Fires]

[Goofy laugh]

Huh?!

Sonic, help!

Huh?

We got your buddy, Hedgehog.

Don't pull any fast stuff.

Yeah, if ya know what's good for him, you'll give yourself up.

Okay, Okay!

Just don't hurt him.

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

[Scratch] That's right, Dr. Robotnik.

We got Sonic!

[Robotnik] Of course you got him!

I'll be right there so you can congratulate me!

Whoah!

I hope he brings the reward money.

Forget the reward, Sonic is my prisoner!

[Scratch clucking]

[Coconut] Ya think I'm gonna spend my life on Sanitation duty?

No, no, no, no!

Dr. Robotnik will make me head of the S.S.S.S.S. Squad!

[Sonic] No way, Coco-nerd.

Not if those two escape.

That rope can break any sec.

Put 'em here in the cage.

The key's on Grounder's belt.

Yeah, yeah! Good thinkin'!

[Scratch & Grounder grunts]

[Coconuts grunts]

Hey, open that door!

[Coconut] Get back here!

Thanks, Sonic.

But I think we're in trouble.

[Tails] Here comes [Robotnik]!

Wind up those tails, Little Bro'!

We need us a dust-storm!

[Whooshing]

[Skidding]

Telephone Repairman!

I have an order to check here on Mr. Grounder's Robocom Phone.

That's funny.

It was workin' great a few minutes ago.

[Sonic] Over here, please.

This is the Control Tower.

Come in, Dr. Robotnik!

I'm engulfed in a dust cloud!

[Sonic] Don't worry! I'll guide you in!

Do you see the red lights?

I see them!

You are three feet above the ground!

Cut your engines!

[Device beeping]

Uh, oh!

[Screaming]

[Grunts]

[expl*si*n]

[Angry muttering]

Scratch, Grounder!

Where are you?

Pick up that phone!

[Device beeping]

[recorded voice] The robot you have reached has been discomboobulated!

And the Hedgehog you've been chasing got away!

Have a nice day!

And that's how all of us met.

I hate that story. You got away!

Why can't stories have happy endings?

Hey, this one ends real happy!

Thanks for the memories, slow-mo!

[Tails] We're surrounded, Sonic!

Call !

No way Tails, this is nothing.

is for real emergencies.

If we'd called for assistance,

someone who really needed help would be in trouble.

If there's a fire, or someone's trying to break in your home,

or somebody's been hurt, that's when you call .

One person's dumb joke could be another person's disaster!

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