02x10 - Black Friday

[bunniefuu]

transformers

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is

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are you sure this is a good idea

no but as long as we've come this far we

might as well talk to him

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sorry some duck how nice of you to come

i get so few visitors these days

you might get more if you didn't try to

turn people like me into mutated freaks

nah water under the bridge

to what do i owe the honor of your

presence

that two-faced rat porter see powell

stole her father's company my heart

melts for you my dear

he did the same thing to you didn't he

yeah don't you have something she could

use against him powell's a double

dealing slime ball but he's also a

shrewd businessman i doubt you'll catch

him doing anything criminal however if

you find a way to spring me out of here

all your problems could just melt away

oh i didn't mean anything like that

get it

if you change your mind you know where

to find me

i lose more furniture that way

that brad and her autobot buddies are

getting to be a real pain

i'll have to keep a closer eye on them

had a change of heart

you

she want you

you come with us

i'm not going anywhere this cell is

impenetrable just like that thick skull

of yours

no one can break in or out dinobots not

breakbox

dinobots

what are you doing you mechanical

miscreants put me down

hello boys

did you miss your little black rachnia

now don't fight boys there is plenty of

me to go around

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oh look you brought me a present

how thoughtful

do you want to steal a kiss from me

but that means i steal something from

you too

oh are they just the cutest things they

worship me it's flattering in a

primitive sort of way but it gets real

old real fast

would you care to explain why those

primitive athletes brought me here

because i asked them to remember when

megatron got his gear stripped by the

autobots

of course not you were rotting in prison

weren't you

anyway after that battle i washed ashore

here

the dinobots found me and were kind

enough to give me a home

your home and then one day i discovered

your notes of course most of it bored me

to tears but i was fascinated with your

research on genetic modification

it was the answer i'd been looking for

with your help i can finally purge

myself of this cursed organic

contamination

actually that's a much better look for

you

why would i help you to get rid of it

because it would make me very unhappy if

you didn't

and when i'm unhappy they're unhappy

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happy fans own

i know who's responsible for this it's

some dak's daughter and her pet robots

how do you figure that mr powell oh just

look at this

if you find a way to spring me out of

here all your problems could just meld

the way

i don't suppose you want to tell me how

you came into possession of that

recording what does it matter where i

got it

i'm i'm not on trial here captain my

life could be in danger i deserve

protection

oh you want protection get a schnauzer

meltdown's escaped no way

we were just talking to him why do you

break out now

maybe meltdown wants to go after your

dad again or turn a bunch more innocent

humans into bat shark crab squid

thingies hey

what i didn't mean you specifically

although you gotta admit the guy has a

thing for your family

bumblebee for once can't you keep quiet

what do you mean i can keep quiet

anytime anyplace really

i'll bet you a case of axel grease that

you can't keep quiet for 10 cycles oh

you're on

i am so gonna win that axle grease

what oh we're starting now okay well

this time not a word zippo nada the mute

button is on

look at this there's some kind of

reflection

if i increase the resolution we might be

able to

there

what

dinobots

but they despise meltdown what could

have possibly possessed them to spring

him i'll get out of jail free card

not even half a cycle

wait give me another chance

hmm we need to look into this

prowl you know down about island like

the back of your servos you and

bumblebee come with me

transform and roll out

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all right be quiet and keep your sensors

alert for any sign of the dinobots i'm

already being quiet didn't you notice

all right that was six and a half cycles

tops ah let me start over

fine it'll be best if we split up to

search the island

but be careful

you bet i'll be careful oh man not again

looks like meltdown's been here prowl

what is it this time bumblebee

what brilliant insightful thought can

you not wait to share with the rest of

the world

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i think he was trying to warn you about

me

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prowl bumblebee i need backup

oh i don't think they can help you

sweetie

huh

black arachnia

surprised

you

att*cked bumblebee and prowl and stole

their powers

i prefer the term borrow

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but don't worry optimus i gave them

something in return an extra dose of

venom and if i don't administer this

antidote in two megacycles they'll go

offline

permanently

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give them the antidote

now

actually i don't have to wait i have a

special mission for you and my old pal

grimlock

my new pal meltdown is agreed to cure me

of my organic contamination

oh yes but i need a special genetic

modifier to complete her conversion

i am really looking forward to being on

board again

you keep away from spider lady she like

me grimlock best

oh don't be so jealous

you know how i feel about you

can't you two be friends for little me

you hurt spider lady come with me

grimlock promise you'll come back soon

for their sake

genetic modifier

maybe you'd be less conspicuous in robot

mode

okay

but me grimlock's still taller than you

that's why spider lady like me grimlock

best

don't you see she's just using us

grimlock as soon as she gets that

genetic modifier she'll drop us like a

used engine block

autobot bird

me grimlock go alone

uh

where me grimlock find genetic thingy

come on i know who can get it

me grimlock go with you

but me grimlock go with you alone

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where is

thingy stay back don't hurt me

ah

me grimlock not supposed to scare puny

humans this one you can scare all you

want

genetic modifier never heard of it did i

mention that my partner is uh awfully

hungry

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you can have it

i know where it is

i knew you'd see a reason

my suit

black's lab has been locked up ever

since his unfortunate accident

but don't touch anything

since he went bankrupt

technically all this belongs to me

him did it

here it is

the genetic modifier but if you want it

this badly it must be more valuable than

i thought

are you gonna finish me off now it's a

tempting offer

but right now i'm a little pressed for

time

captain fan zone this is powell

i just been robbed

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are you sure this is necessary

not if you're willing to risk

accidentally slicing off your own head

with those claws of yours

oh gentlemen i've been expecting you do

you have my genetic modifier

you're not getting it until she gives

the venom antidote to my friends i was

afraid you might feel that way

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since you seem to have your hands full

i'll just take this

shall we proceed then

whatever it takes to get rid of this

foul half of myself

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uh

about that

i should probably mention the slight

change in plans

what don't worry i will be purging half

of your techno organic form just not the

half you think

you slimy traitor you can't i will let

you

i guess the dynavox never mentioned my

disdain for machines

once we eliminate all your robotic

circuitry your remaining arachnid tissue

will be perfect for my genetic

experiments and i will finally achieve

my dream of creating a transforming

organic

it's time for your

extreme makeover

oh

no one tells me grandma got a bite

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you pay for double-crossing me

oh my dear you're hardly in a position

to make threats

wanna bet

i'm going to free you from your crude

mechanical limitations

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call me grimlock

uh

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stay back i'll handle this

no

don't

black arachnia

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give it to me

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huh

you came back for me

i promised i would in spite of

everything

my feelings for you are still hardwired

into my circus

hold me closer

i told you she was using us

look

she's gone

hello come back spider lady me kremlock

love you

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i'm sorry

i tried to save you

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the antidote

she kept the word after all

how long have we been here

almost two mega cycles ah

and you said i couldn't go ten cycles

without talking mm-hmm

all it took was being paralyzed

what you making new rules now i don't

think so pay up with that sweet axle

grease

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so your spider lady friend blackmailed

you and those whack job dinobots into

helping her and then she took a powder

well that's about the size of it here i

don't think meltdown will be needing

this anymore

what did you do

it's ruined cheer up mr powell it'll

make a dandy paperweight he still broke

into my office held me hostage and

threatened my life

what are you gonna do about it captain

uh i'm gonna go home and get some shut

eye then i suggest you do the same

before i haul you in for being a public

nuisance

it's an outrage the mayor will hear

about this

i almost feel sorry for him

almost

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you okay

black arachne didn't have to leave that

antidote

but she did so maybe she's not all bad

yeah there may be hope for her yet

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