WALL·E (2008)

[bunniefuu]

Out there, there's a world outside of Yonkers,

Way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby,

There's a slick town, Barnaby.

Out there, full of shine and full of sparkle,

Close your eyes and see it glisten, Barnaby.

Listen, Barnaby!

Put on your Sunday clothes, there's lots of world out there

Get out the brilliantine and dime cigars

We're gonna find adventure in the evening air

Girls in white in a perfumed night Where the lights are bright as the stars!

Put on your Sunday clothes, we're gonna ride through town

In one of those new horse drawn open cars

We'll see the shows at Delmonico's

And we'll close the town in a whirl

And we won't come home until we've kissed a girl!

Too much garbage in your place?

There is plenty of space out in space!

BnL Star Liners leaving each day.

We'll clean up the mess while you're away.

The jewel of the BnL fleet, The Axiom.

Spend your 5-year cruise in style.

Waited on 24 hours a day by our fully automated crew,

while your captain and auto pilot try to course for non-stop entertainment.

Buy and dining.

And with our all access hover-chairs, even grandma can join the fun.

There is no need to walk.

The Axiom, putting the star in executive Star Liner.

Because of BnL, space is the final frontier.

...in your Sunday... No Monday in your Sunday...

No Monday in your Sunday clothes!

Put on your Sunday clothes when you feel down and out

Strut down the street and have your picture took

Dressed like a dream your spirits seem to turn about

That Sunday shine is a certain sign That you feel as fine as you look!

...about

And we'll recall...

...when time runs out

That it only...

...took a moment

To be loved...

...a whole life long!

And that is all

That love's about

...took a moment

To be loved...

...a whole life long!

Hold me close and hold me fast

The magic spell you cast

This is La Vie En Rose

When you kiss me, Heaven sighs

And though I close my eyes,

I see La Vie En Rose

When you press me to your heart,

I'm in a world apart

A world where roses bloom

And when you speak Angels sing from above

Every day words seem

to turn into love songs.

Cancel.

Why zone? Many? Are you monger?

Directive?

Directive?

Ta-da!

- Direc... tive? - Directive?

Classified!

Name?

Wa... Wall-E.

Wall-E?

Wall-E!

Eve.

- E... - Eve!

- E... A... - Eve!

- Eve! - Eva.

Eva!

Eve.

Eva! E-E-Eva!

Wall-E... Wall-E!

Eva!

Here is a little song I wrote

Sing it note for note... Don't worry

Be happy

Here.

Look.

Pop.

You pop.

An odd seem.

Where is Wall-E!

And that is all

That love's about

And we'll recall...

...when time runs out

That it only...

...took a moment

To be loved...

Eva!

...a whole life long!

Eva?

Eva!

Eva!

Eva!

E- E- Eva!

Eva!

Eva!

Eva!

Eva!

Eva!

Eva.

Eva.

Eva!

Eva.

Eva!

So let's go to over the driving range and have a view of virtual race in the space.

Nah, we did that yesterday, I don't wanna do that.

- Well, then what do you wanna do? - I do not know. Something.

- Make a place... - He's jealous because...

- We've just sell... - Look, I'm tired of...

If you can't full the stroll you haven't seen the side any good.

A cup. Over here!

Buy N Large, everything you need to be happy.

Your day is very important to us.

Come on! Here, take the cup.

Hey, take the cup!

Please remain stationary!

A service robot will be here to assist you momentarily.

Stewards! Help!

Please remain stationary!

A service robot will be here to assist you momentarily.

What's that? What's going on?

Wall-E!

John.

- Eva? - No. John.

Eva!

Bye, Wall-E.

A is for Axiom, your home sweet home.

B is for Buy N Large, your very best friend.

Time for lunch, in a cup.

Feel beautiful!

- I'm studying right now. - I know honey. Ah, men...

Attention, Axiom shoppers! Try blue, it's the new red.

The date after we started to date...

...every holiday to this day has been a virtual disaster!

- Why he wasn't so superficial, you know? - Yeah, I know my dear.

There's a lot of men out there.

Well, I know, I know because I... What the?...

Wall-E!

- Mary. - Eva!

Oh, oh, sure, go ahead.

Eva.

Shade!

I didn't know we had a pool!

Captain, you're needed at the bridge.

I'm at the deck!

Morning. Just a trim?

Oh, I see. I know honey, I know.

I'm good, I'm good, you look gorgeous.

- Sir. - Coffee.

Sir...

Protocol, Auto. First things first.

Computer! Status report.

- Mechanical systems? - Unchanged.

- Reactor core temperature? - Unchanged.

- Passenger count? - Unchanged.

- The general food refill? - Unchanged.

- Probe repair grounds? - Unchanged.

- Atmosphere conditions? - Unchanged.

- Conditions values? - Unchanged.

- Ok, Auto. - Sir, we have...

12:30? Auto, why didn't you wake me for morning announcements?

Honestly, it's the one thing that I can deal on this ship.

Well, good morning, everybody.

And welcome to the day 255,642 on board in the Axiom.

As always, weather is above 22 degrees and sunny and...

Oh, hey, I see the ship's log is showing that today is our 700th anniversary...

...of our 5 year cruise. Well, I'm sure our forefathers...

...would be proud to know that 700 years later...

...we'll be doing the exact same thing they were doing.

So, be sure next meal time to ask for your free...

..."Sep tu a centennial" cup cake in a cup! Well, look at that!

Also, today we have a...

Hey, hey, Auto, what's that flashing button?

Captain, probe Eve has returned with positive.

Positive?

Eva!

But, no probes ever come back positive...

...before.

Greetings and congratulations, captain!

If you are seeing this, that means your Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator...

...or EVE Probe has returned from Earth with a confirm specimen...

...of ongoing photosynthesis.

That's right, it means it's time to go back home.

Home? We're going back?

Now that Earth has been restored to a life sustaining status...

...my buddy we can be get up "Operation Recolonize".

Simply follow this manual's instructions to place the plant...

...in your ship's holo-detector.

And the Axiom will immediately navigate your return to Earth.

It's that easy!

But the effects of microgravity, you and your passengers may have suffered some...

...slight bone loss.

But I'm sure a few laps around in ship's jogging track...

...you'll get your back in shape in no time.

We have a jogging track?

If you have any further questions, just consult your operation manual.

See you back home, real soon!

Operate Manual.

Manual, relay instructions!

Manual!

Wow! Look at that!

Let's see!

Eva!

Wall-E!

Eva.

Well, let's open her up!

Step one. Voice command, "Confirm acquisition".

Confirm acquisition.

Voice authorization required.

Uhh...

Accepted.

Whe... Where's the that thing?

- Plant! - Plant, right, right.

Where is it?

Maybe we missed a step. Let's look it again.

Ok.

Wall-E! Wall-E!

- Eva? - Quiet!

Use your scanner to be sure.

Contains no specimen. Probe's memory is faulty.

- So then we're not going Earth? - Negative.

- I guess, things go back to normal, huh? - Correct, captain.

Well, false alarm!

False Alarm.

Probe must be defective.

GO-4! Send it to repair ward.

And I have the one diagnostics on her make sure she's not...

Wall-E!

Have Wall-E cleaned?

Eva!

Analyse!

Analysis. Foreign contaminant.

Substance is a three base system...

...composed various combinations of natural derived elements.

Subject is most commonly refer to as soil, dirt or Earth.

Earth?

Define "Earth".

Earth. The surface of the world as distinct from the sky or sea.

Wow!

Define "sea".

Sea. An expensive salt water. They covers most of the Earth surface...

...and surrounds it's continents.

Eva!

You look gorgeous!

Eve!

Clear! Clear! Clear!

Eva!

Wall-E!

Wall-E!

Wall-E!

Oh, my!

Halt!

Wall-E.

Caution! Rogue robots.

Caution! Rogue robots.

Caution! Rogue robots.

Wall-E!

Halt! Halt!

Caution! Rogue robots.

Wall-E!

Caution! Rogue robots.

Eva!

Eva?

Earth.

Earth!

Directive.

Wall-E.

Wall-E!

Plant!

Wall-E.

Eva!

Wall-E!

Cruising speed.

You are now creative movement in cabin.

Halt!

20 seconds to self destruct.

10 seconds to self destruct.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6...

5, 4, 3, 2...

No! No!

Eva!

Wall-E!

Wall-E!

Eve!

- Wall-E. - Wa... Wa... Wait.

Eva.

Wall-E!

Wall-E.

Oh, so many stars!

Hey! Hey, that's... What's his name?

- Hey, what the... - Look! Look, look, look!

Look at that!

Hey, I know that guy. It's... Wall-E!

- That's him! Wall-E! Hey! It's your buddy, John! - Hi, Wall-E.

Hi.

Hi.

Define "hall down".

Hall down. A social gathering in which lively dancing with take place.

Auto! This is amazing!

These are called farms!

Humans will put seeds into the ground, pour water on them...

...and they grow food, like pizza.

Good night, captain.

Psst! Computer!

Define "dancing".

Dancing. A series of movements involving two partners...

...with speed and rhythm much harmoniously with music.

Eva.

The leader deck is now closing.

The leader deck is now closing.

- Stop it! - Make me.

I didn't know we had a pool.

No splashing, no diving.

No splashing... no...

Eva!

Directive!

A perfect landing!

We're here everybody!

Yeah, captain! Captain, we're home. It's so beautiful!

No, it's nothing. I- I was pleased to do this.

This is... This is all about you people, not about me. It's...

How?

How did you find it?

We can go back home! For the first time!

What's it like now?

No, no, no! Don't tell me. I want to see for myself.

Wait, that doesn't look like Earth.

Where's the blue sky?

Where's the grass?

Put on your Sunday clothes when you feel down and out

I know that song.

They're... Uhmm...

Dancing. Yes, dancing.

You made somehow, huh, little guy?

You didn't give up, did you?

Oh, God!

Wait a minute!

...when time runs out

That it only...

Eva? Eva!

Wall-E.

Eva? Eva.

Eva?

Eva.

Eva!

There you go, little guy.

You came a long way for a drink of water.

Just need someone who will look after you, that's...

We have to go back!

Auto! Come down here.

Aye aye, sir.

Wall-E.

Wall-E?

Auto, Eve found the plant. Fire up the holo-detector.

Not necessary, captain. You may leave it to me.

You know what? I should do it myself.

Captain!

Sir, I insist you give me the plant.

Auto, get out of my way!

- We cannot go home. - What are you talking about? Why not?

That is classified. Captain, give me the plant.

What you mean classified? You don't keep a secret from the captain.

- Give me plant! - Why is that classified?

- Give me plant. - Tell me, Auto. That's an order!

Aye aye, sir!

Just cut it off, will ya?

Hey there, autopilots. I've got some bad news.

Operation Cleanup was... Well, uh, failed.

You know, raising toxics levels made life unsustainable on Earth.

Unsustainable? What?

I'm afraid we gonna have to cancel "Operation Recolonize". So...

...just stay the course. Uhm... Rather than trying to fix this problem...

...it will be just easier for everyone to remain in space.

Easier?

- Mr. President... Mr. President. - But I think... Huh?

- Time to go! - Ok! I'm giving override...

...a directive A113, go to full auto pilot...

...take control of everything and do not return to Earth.

Repeat, do not return to Earth!

Let's get the heck out of here.

Now, the plant.

No! Wait a minute!

Computer, when was that message sent after to the Axiom?

Message received in the year 2110.

That's... That's nearly 700 years ago!

Auto, things have changed! We gotta go back!

Sir, the orders are "Do not return to Earth."

But life is sustainable now.

Look at this plant! Green and growing.

It's living proof, he was wrong!

- Irrelevant, captain. - What? It'scompletely relevant!

Out there is our home. Home, Auto! And it's in trouble.

I can't just sit here and do nothing.

That's all I've ever done!

That's all everyone in this blasted ship has ever done!

Nothing!

Only in the Axiom you would be survive.

I don't want to survive! I want to live!

Just following my directive.

I am the captain of the Axiom. We are going home today!

GO-4? Hey!

This is mutiny! Eve, arrest him!

Eve, you gonna put this plant straight in the holo-detector.

No!

Eva?

- Wall-E! - Wall-E!

Eva!

- Throw the plant! Throw it to me! - Wall-E!

Eva!

Give me the plant.

No!

Wall-E!

All communications are terminated.

- You're confined to your quarters. - No!

Mutiny! Mutiny!

Wall-E?

Caution! Activating air-lock disposal.

Wall-E!

Activating air-lock disposal.

Wall-E!

- Eve... - Wall-E!

Caution! Activating air-lock disposal.

Activating air-lock disposal.

Wall-E!

Eve...

Wall-E!

Wall-E.

M-O.

- M-O? - M-O.

M-O.

Directive.

Directive!

Earth.

Earth!

Earth?

Earth.

Earth? Earth!

- M-O. - Wall-E!

Wrong!

Please hold. We are currently having...

Eva!

Caution! Rogue robots.

Oh, that style suits you.

Clear.

Caution! Rogue robots.

Caution! Rogue robots.

Not possible!

Caution! Rogue robots.

Auto! Auto! Hear me!

You stupid wheel!

Caution! Rogue robots.

Caution! Rogue robots.

Caution! Rogue robots.

The plant!

We'll see who's powerless now!

Testing, testing. Is this thing on?

Hey, this is the captain. I'm locked in my room.

Eve, Wall-E, bring the plant to the leader deck.

Go back and activate the holo-detector.

Now, hurry! Auto is probably gonna cut me...

Halt!

Halt!

Oh, my!

Clear!

Halt! Halt!

- Look what I've got, Auto! - Not possible.

That's right! The plant.

Oh, you want it? Come and get it blinky.

No!

Captain? Captain?

Let go!

- Let go! - Too heavy for you?

You're not gonna get away from me when I...

- Leave it, boss. - Is that all you got?

Knock it off!

Halt!

- I insist. This is not good. - Come closer. Gotcha!

Remain calm! Remain calm!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.

We've a slight malfunction with the auto-pilot.

Please, remain calm.

Enough.

- Grab it! - No! No, no, no! No!

- Grab on to me! - Help me!

I got you!

John, get ready to have some kids!

Look out!

No!

Wall-E!

No!

Wall-E!

Auto!

Wall-E!

Auto, you are relieved of duty.

No...

Plant! Plant!

- Plant! - Eva!

Plant origin verified.

Wall-E.

Course set for Earth.

10 seconds to hyper jump.

- 9, 8, 7, 6, 5... - No, Wall-E!

Oh, no, Wall-E...

4, 3, 2, 1, 0.

Wall-E!

Wall-E!

Eva!

Wall-E.

Eve.

Wall-E?

Put on your Sunday clothes when you feel down and out

Wall-E?

Wall-E, you're home!

Wall-E! Wall-E!

- Eva? - Wall-E?

Eva?

And that is all...

...that love's about.

- Yeah! - Ok! - Go, go. Go, go, go!

...when time runs out

This is called farming.

You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants!

Vegetable plants, pizza plants...

It's good to be home!

...a moment

To be loved...

...a whole life long!