01x12 - Where Have All the Monsters Gone?

[bunniefuu]

[Clock chiming]

[Thunderclap]

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[Thunder crashes]

Ahh![Baby crying]

[Growling][gasping]

[Children screaming]

[Laughing]

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[Shouting]

[Laughing]

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[Siren blaring]

[All crying]

Don'‘t send me

Back in there.

It'‘s unbearable.

They just keep coming

And coming and coming!

Man, if these people

Don'‘t stop having babies,

This whole town'‘s

Gonna explode.

There'‘s our boy.

Ickis,

Watch for intruders.

Cover me.

[Grunting]

Not like that.

Why do you always get to do the

Fun stuff, why can'‘t I ever--

Because.because nothing--

Because.you are so

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[Sniffing]

[Coughing]

[Laughing]

[All laughing]

What'‘s so funny?!

Kriggle!

Well, sir, you see,

Wh-wh-what was funny was--

I know what'‘s funny!

And that wasn'‘t funny.

Hey, what about when the spray

Went up ickis'‘ nose?

[Laughing]

I suppose there was something

Humorous in that, yes.

But let us not

Overlook one thing.

It was a failure!

A failure, not only for ickis,

Krumm and oblina,

But for all of us as well.

We failed just

'‘Cause they messed up?exactly, because

Here we go again.

Because every time you fail to

Complete a scare

The pool suffers.the pool suffers.

Blah, blah, the pool.

Krumm!

Am I boring you?

The sooner you little muck

Munchers realize

We'‘re all in

This together, the better.

Now as for tonight'‘s

Alumni party.

It'‘s not some

Romp at the top--

No, I want you all to be

There and be hideous.

Don'‘t disappoint me.

I had no choice-- there

Were humans everywhere.

I had to call it off.

Happened to me last week,

Same thing.

Never got out of the box.

Scarrus interruptus.

I hate that.

Have one, won'‘t you,

They'‘re revolting.

This is no better

Than the garbage

They served us as students.what did you expect?

Better garbage.

Who are you kidding,

You loved it here.

I loved the scaring,

I never liked the food.

That'‘s funny,

I love the food.

It'‘s scaring I'‘m not

So fond of.

[Laughing]

I was so busy attaching the rest

Of them, I tripped.

My skin going everywhere.

[Laughing]

So there'‘s me covered with

Stinkin'‘ humans all around me.

Well, they didn'‘t see me, but

I'‘ll tell ya, it was mortifying.

[Laughing]

[Shouting nonsensically]

I'‘ve heard quite enough.

Your failed scares seem like

A joke to all of you.

Have you forgotten

Why you'‘re here?

Um, our mothers and fathers

Loved each other very much,

So they got together and--to scare!

Don'‘t you realize what'‘s

Happening up there?

Hundreds of new humans

Are arriving every day.

Babies are being born

By the dozens.

Do you know

What that means?

Their mothers and fathers

Loved each other very much

More people who have

Never been scared!

And never will be unless

We work even harder.

We must

Increase our scaring.

So let me get

This straight.

You want us to be scaring even

More than we already are?

This party is over.no slime pie?

I said,

"“The party'‘s over."”

Now get out!

The humans grow in numbers

And nobody seems to care.

What should I do?

Tell my students?

But they'‘re too young to do

Anything about it.

They'‘re only-- okay, okay.

Say it, don'‘t spray it.

I have been to the pool and it

Is worse than I thought.

Which can only

Mean one thing.

We are not scaring enough!

We scare plenty.

Perhaps we do, friggit,

Perhaps we do.

But there are more humans coming

Into our sector every day.

We need to

Keep them terrified.

You might say our balance

Of scare is out of line.

How does this affect us?

Does anyone know

Why we scare?!

So we don'‘t flunk out

And disgrace our families

And spend the rest of our

Lives harvesting lint?

We scare because we love it,

And because it is our legacy.

I'‘m more afraid of

Being snorched.

But there are also times when

We scare because we must!

To survive, and now

Is one of those times.

If the pool goes down any

Further, listen to me--

Monsters will start

Disappearing.

[All gasping]

You mean, poof,

Gone, bye-bye?

Yes, and you young ones will be

The first to vanish.

But gromble, can'‘t you do

Something, talk to this pool?

Tell it we'‘ll be

Better monsters

If only it'‘ll stop us

From disappearing.

The pool doesn'‘t

Work that way.

So what you'‘re saying is

We have to scare more?

Exactly.

What if i, um, wanted to see

This pool for myself?

[Gasping]

You'‘re not ready

To see the pool.

None of you are.

It'‘s much too powerful.

It could very well

Swallow you up.

Is going back

To bed an option?

We may be in for trouble, and if

We are, I'‘m going to rely on

Each and every one of you

To scare brilliantly.

Did he have

To say that?

My students don'‘t seem to

Understand, either.

Maybe I should try

To handle this myself.

Why, I could scare hundreds,

Maybe even--

Do nothing?

You can'‘t be serious.

You don'‘t expect me to just

Stand by while

Ickis-- what makes you

Think he can handle this?

All right, already.

I hope you know what

You'‘re doing.

So much for these!

[Splashing]

I am famished.

How can you think

About food?

Aren'‘t you the least bit

Curious about--

Must you bring up that

Alleged pool again?

If I hear one more wordbut the gromble said--

The gromble said,

The gromble said, it'‘s bogus!

He talks about that pool

Every time he thinks

We'‘re slacking off,

But he never

Really tells us anything.

Honestly, ickis.

Has anyone else ever

Mentioned this pool?honestly, no!

Mmm, smells like

Rancid anchovies.

Do you know anyone

Who'‘s ever seen it?unh-unh.

It'‘s all sardines.

Did it not ever occur to you

That the pool might just be

The gromble'‘s way of motivating

Us to scare more, hmm?

[Panting]

All I am saying is there

Could be a pool.

And you could be the next

Gorblat champion of the academy.

[Oblina]

Good one.

What about the disappearing

Monsters, huh?

Poppycock!but I'‘m young.

And the young ones are

The first to go.

I have never seen a single

Monster disappear,

Unless you count krumm

When it'‘s time to cram

For our screeching exams.

Yeah, oblina'‘s right.never happened.

It'‘s a bunch of stuff.

Monsters could be

Disappearing already

And we wouldn'‘t

Even know it.

You just do not

Get it, do you?

It is never

Going to happen.

[Monster]

I don'‘t care what

The gromble says.

I'‘m never gonna disappear.me either.

I don'‘t wanna disappear.

[Imitating the gromble]

But I have been

To the pool

And it is falling.

[Laughing]

Crazy old codger.

Did I tell ya, that guy'‘s not

Playing with a full grishnak.

[Laughing]

I don'‘t think he'‘s playing

With half a grishnak.[Laughing]

He wouldn'‘t know a grishnak

If it him in the face.[Laughing]

So I'‘m a crazy

Old codger, am i?

And you'‘re tired hearing about

The pool, are you?

Well, I'‘m tired

Of talking about it.

Why don'‘t we just see what

Happens, shall we?

See you in class

Tomorrow, sir.

I thought

I made myself clear!

I will assign

No more scares,

And I will teach

No more classes.

[Door closing]

What are we

Gonna do now?

[Horn blowing]

[Chanting]

Watch it,

I'‘m ticklish.

Oh, I was this close.

Admit it, ickis, it doesn'‘t get

Any better than this.

No thanks, gives me gas.

What'‘s a matter, pal?nothing.

You cannot fool me.

Look, even the drones are

Having more fun than you.

[Music playing]

What is wrong with taking

A little breakie?

Think of it as a vacation.

I like vacations.

Color me sensitive,

But aren'‘t any of you spooked

By what the gromble said?

Are you kidding?why should we?

Yeah, right.

Look, ickis, if you want to make

Yourself crazy

Over things that will never,

Ever happen, that is fine.

But the rest of us are enjoying

Our time off, okay?

It'‘s congo time!

[Laughing]

Yeh-duh duh-duh duh-dah ♪

Yeh-duh duh-duh

Duh-dah ♪

Yeh-duh duh-duh duh-dah ♪

Yeh-duh duh-duh

Duh-dah ♪

Yeh-duh duh-duh duh-dah ♪

[Chattering]

Mmm I could get

Used to this.

Why don'‘t they just

Leave already?

They'‘ve eaten all our garbage

And drunk our motor oil.

Oh, what are you

Grumbling about?

I'‘m not grumbling,

I just need my sleep.

Yeah, ickis wants to be

Especially revolting

For school tomorrow.[Laughing]

Hey, ickis, you know what

Would make you feel

A whole lot better?what?

A nice refreshing

Dip in the pool.[Laughing]

Very funny, jigger.

Jigger?

Jigger?jigger?

Jigger?

[Calling "“jigger"”]

Well, that'‘s odd,

He was just here.

Odd, he'‘s not in there!

Or in our room either.

Don'‘t you see,

He'‘s disappeared, vanished,

Just like the gromble said.

You'‘re crazy.no way.

That'‘s ridiculous.

First jigger,

Then who knows what?!

I think it'‘s your hand.

Krumm, this is

No time to joke.

Ickis, he'‘s right, look.

[Shrieking]

Don'‘t panic!

After all, it'‘s just

One little arm.

It'‘s not like something

Truly horrendous, like my--

My leg!

My neck!

My stomach!

[Shrieking]

[Mumbling]

My mouth.

"“Venga frumpus"”!

You are all

Disappearing.

The gromble was right.

There is a pool,

It'‘s strong and powerful

Out to get us![All screaming]

[Screaming]

Don'‘t panic.

Oh, my eyes, my eyes!

Krumm, stop doing that.

I cannot think.

What is there

To think about?

We are about to blink

Out of existence.

Don'‘t say blink.

We have got to find

The gromble.

Why don'‘t we just go scaring

Like the gromble said.

How are we

Supposed to scare?

I can'‘t see a thing-- ow!

Besides, there'‘s nothing left

For humans to be scared of.

I say we get the gromble

While I am still mostly here.

Maybe you should scare.

A head without a body

Can be very upsetting.

So can a group of scared humans

Stomping on me.

[Grunting]

You two go on without me.

It is your choice.

Come on, krumm.

I'‘m with ickis on this one,

I'‘m kinda helpless.

Krumm, your pit hair!

What about it?

Um, let'‘s put it this way.

You'‘re not having

A very good hair day.

Very well, then, look for

The gromble if you wish.

I am going to scare.

Who is coming

With me?!

I don'‘t know.

How can we?look at us.

We'‘re disappearing.

Are you going to let

A little thing

Like disappearing

Body parts get you down?

This isn'‘t gonna work.can you believe this?

There'‘s gotta be

A better idea.

Hey, wait for me.

You cramp my style.

The gromble would

Never leave us.

He probably just stepped out,

You know, get some lunch,

Look up some scares,

Forage for new pumps?

[Shrieking]

He'‘s never coming

Back, is he?

[Crying]

Never, never!

Get a hold of

Yourself, ickis.

[Crying]

I wish I could.

[Chattering]jackpot!

[Woman]

Is there somewhere

We can put these?

Oh, good.

Hmm banal, yet

Effortless in its simplicity yet

Staggering in its complexity.

Come on, we'‘ve gotta do this

Now, they'‘re coming.

Just wait a minute, I'‘m a

Righty, I need time to adjust.

Oh, forget it,

I'‘ll do it alone.

Ugly yet

Well, just ugly,

Actually.

Yes, quite.

[Bowling balls

Striking pins]

You go.no, you go.

No, you go!

[Screaming]

[Gasping]

Ahh!

[All chattering]

[Groaning]

Whoa!

So this wartloo

Pushes me out and boom.

I'‘m grelch, the monster

Bowling ball.

Monsters, I'‘m afraid our

Recent attempts at scaring

Were not our best.

And it looks as though we are

Worse off than we thought.

We need the gromble,

He'‘ll know what to do.

I'‘m with snav.

Without the gromble,

We are history.

Well, we don'‘t know

Where he is, now do we?

We need a plan.

A plan.yeah, a plan.

Right, ickis has a plan.

What'‘s the plan?i said we need a plan,

Not that I had one.

Then make one!loser.

Loser!loser.

Okay, all right.

Maybe if we started with

Some easy scares.

Good idea, ickis.yeah, way to go.

Yeah-yeah.how do we do that?

You two go to the

Hall of records.

They should have easy scares

Listed there.

Then you can assign them

Back here in a little while.

The rest of you

Wait here.

You call this a plan?we just stand around?

This is bad.aren'‘t you coming with us?

I am going to spend my time

Looking for the gromble.

[Gasping]

Or maybe I could

Go with you.

Why, it'‘s huge.

How shall we ever find

The easy scares, how?

Yeah, we'‘ll

Disappear completely

Before we get through one aisle

Of this place.

Silence!

Does the gromble

Know you'‘re here?

Well, we are--no talking in

The hall of records.

Well, how do you expect us

To answer you?

Is this some

Kind of riddle?honestly.

Can you please tell us where the

Easy to scare files are located?

We'‘re in kind of a hurry!

What'‘s the matter

With you two?

There'‘s three of us and

We'‘re disappearing fast.

Now why would you

Wanna do that?we don'‘t want to!

Then why don'‘t you stop?

Where are the easy

To scare files?!

Three rows down

At the very top.

Thank you.

Don'‘t run!

And they say

I'‘m not all there.

[Ickis]

Go ahead, just lob me

Right up there.

I'‘ll just climb

It with my teeth.

Ickis, dear, you make a lot

Of noise for only a head.

It is going to

Have to be krumm.

He'‘s the only one with arms.

How high is it?not high at all.

Just climb straight up

And we will direct you.

Okay.

Ow!

[Gasping]

[All]

It'‘s the pool.

The gromble, we'‘re saved!

So you'‘re here.not entirely, sir.

We are disappearing.

You'‘ve gotta help us.

While we'‘re still

Here to be helped.do something!

I'‘m afraid there'‘s

Nothing I can do.

What do you mean there'‘s

Nothing you can do?

How can you just sit there

And do nothing?

I said

We are disappearing!

Can you hear me?

You gotta save us, we'‘re

Becoming invisible.

Any other ideas?

Come back here.

I said we are disappearing.

Now, hey, come back here!

I don'‘t believe this is

Happening.

Pay attention to me!

Do you hear me?

But I'‘ll become a

Oh, please, ahh

Ickis!what?

Stop!stop what?

Yourstop my what?

Sniveling!who said that?

I am the soul of

Your ancestors, ickis.

You are?

Many generations ago,

Monsters were born

With a human mind.

Their fear of us

Gave rise to our reality.

We are no longer beasts!

But we only live as long

As humans believe in us.

You must save

The others, ickis,

Before I dry up

Completely!

Well, if you didn'‘t spray

That stuff everywhere.

You must save them!why me?

If you can keep your head

When those around you

Are losing theirs,

Then you will

Be a monster, my son.

I will?

It is your own lack of spirit

That puts your life in peril!

But I'‘m only a head!

If you use it,

I think you will find

That'‘s all you need.

Who'‘s he talking to?

I have no idea.

Maybe his brain

Disappeared too.

[Clearing throat]

We lost the gromble and I'‘m

Afraid he could be anywhere.

We'‘re doomed.

I hate to say it,

But it does not look good.

Wait a minute,

I still got my head.

You still got your body.

And we can be your

Eyes, so, so,

So technically,

Between the three of us,

We'‘ve got one whole monster just

Waiting to scare.

I don'‘t know.

Look, krumm,

It'‘s either that

Or we sit here and

Wait to disappear.

If that'‘s what

You wanna do, fine.

But as long as I still have

A head and existence,

I'‘m gonna use it!

Ickis, how commanding

You are.

Yeah, what'‘s

Gotten into you?well

Let'‘s just say that I took

A dip in the pool.

Gather the students

And the alumni together.

I got a plan!a plan?

Yeah, and this time,

It'‘s a good one.

We are going to b*at this thing

Together without the gromble.

[Man]

Fozzie dougal assesses the

Situation and grabs a club.

Ooh, a nine iron, a difficult

Choice, but he is a pro.

Let'‘s look on.

Ahh!

Monsters.

Argh![Screaming]

[Roaring]

Aah![Screaming]

Ahh!

Ahh!ahh!

Ahh!ahh!

[Screaming][screaming]

[All screaming]

[Laughing]

What the heck?

[Roaring]

[Screaming]

[People screaming]

[Screaming]

Excellent,

Simply excellent.

I couldn'‘t be prouder of all

You creepy crawlies.

Sitting by the pool of elders

And doing nothing

Was the hardest thing

I'‘ve ever had to do.

But you maggots worked together

And weathered the crisis.

You have made me

And the academy very proud.

Congratulations!

[All cheering]

Move out of the way.

Now, now, there'‘s

No need to rush.

We'‘ve got all night.

[Laughing]

I'‘m proud of you, ickis.

Aw, thank you, sir.

No-no-no, I think you'‘re

Destined for great things.

Oh, well, it was nothing.

Which is why I'‘m going

To ride you

Twice as hard

As the others from now on!

Thank you, sir.

[All]

Ickis! Ickis! Ickis!

Ickis! Ickis! Ickis!

Ickis! Ickis! Ickis!

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