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(crickets chirping)

- [Molly] (screaming)

Oh my God! Oh my God!

m*rder!

- What the? Molly?

Molly, are you okay?

- Okay. Helen? Helen?

- [Cameron] Wait a

second. Helen is here?

- [Addie] No, no, no.

I need, I need to call

the cops. Right now.

- [George] I'm sorry.

It's impossible.

- Why?

- Well, the cell service

here is terrible,

and the wifi is down.

It's been absolute aggravation.

- [Cameron] I am

confused. Is Helen okay?

- Helen is dead.

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music continues)

(suspenseful music continues)

(music fades)

(birds chirping)

(cars drive by)

("The Night-Time"

plays on the jukebox)

- So six years.

- Uh huh.

- What's wrong?

- Hmm? Oh. What?

Nothing. Nothing.

It's a great dance.

And the, the sweats and

the dive bar, it's cute.

- Come on. This is romantic!

This is the bar where we met.

You know, eat the peanuts here.

- Addie. I don't think

you need the extra salt.

I mean, you're not

exactly a gym rat.

- I'm sorry. You're

calling me fat?

Are you serious?

I'm underweight.

- Yeah. Now, but you know

how your weight fluctuates.

I mean, you gain like that.

- Oh my God, you're fat.

- Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.

I'm just giving you a

little friendly advice.

I've made the leap.

I have cultivated my

own consciousness.

And now finally,

those spiritual dividends

are starting to pay off.

- How so?

- I mean, I mean, I'm

crushing real estate. Yeah.

And despite all the hot

air though, babe, the hype,

I still, still care about you.

And you're fledgling life goals.

- Are you saying I'm immature?

- Well, I think that's a

gross oversimplification.

- Okay, then what the

f*ck are you saying, Adam?

- Just-

put a little bit more effort in.

You know, some,

you know, some, mm!

Let it out, flow it out.

I'm on fire right now.

So often in life we

get what we give,

but the only thing you look

like you're giving, is up.

I mean, you're pretty

hot when you want to be.

When you f*cking choose to be.

- Pretty?

Okay, great. Look,

we're good, right?

- Oh no.

- [Addie] No?

- No babe, your

hands are really dry.

Kind of a chapped, crusty feel.

Could be warts, though.

Warts are sexually transmitted.

- What?

Are you kidding?

- I don't know. Am I?

- Is this a joke?

- Are you f*cking

cheating on me?

- Because of my hand?

- [Adam] Gonna go

to the bathroom now,

but don't think you're getting

off the hook this easily.

(background chatter)

- Adam!

Adam?

(knocking on door)

Adam. Can we talk?

Adam!

(pounding on door)

Adam!

Adam!

Adam!

(phone ringing,

voicemail picks up)

- [Helen] Hey, it's me.

Leave a message.

Don't make it long.

- [Adam] Hello, Helen?

I finally broke up with Addie.

Well, I mean, I mostly,

I mostly broke up with,

I mean, she cried.

It was just, I feel

really bad for her.

But I mean,

let's just say it was a

serious step in uncoupling.

(phone ringing, voicemail beeps)

[Cameron] Yo,

Helen, it's Cameron.

You haven't called me

back in a few days.

And look, I know the

last time was weird,

but I, I can't stop

thinking about you.

I remember you said

that your sister

was having a party tonight.

So I'm just gonna show up

and we'll talk it out, okay?

Because I need to be (censored).

(phone rings, voicemail beeps)

- [George] Helen, George here.

I really must ask

that you please

abide by your sister's wishes.

We, we can't have

another situation.

It would be, well, it

would be the end of her,

especially tonight.

And she will drive me insane.

(phone rings, voicemail beeps)

- [Leila] Helen, don't even

think about coming tonight.

You know I'll get back at least

a half a million followers

and I won't let you screw it up.

So if you ignore this warning,

I will literally k*ll you.

(phone rings, voicemail beeps)

- [Henry] Yo, Helen

is your boy Henry.

Just got out of, you know where,

had some rest, had a shower,

getting ready for you.

We're gonna pull that job

tonight at your sister's house.

Don't back out. You

owe me a lot of money.

So we're gonna do this

thing. I'll see you.

10:30 sharp. Text

me the address.

(soft rock music plays)

- [Leila] Georgie?

What the f*ck is this?

- It's music, babe.

- Okay well, can

you turn it off?

Cause it's reminding me of LA.

And I hate it.

- Oh, okay.

That's interesting. What do

you think the trigger is there?

- The music, Georgie,

the trigger is the music.

- Oh, it is, isn't it?

- Yeah the, the music is,

is the subconscious

of any dinner party.

It informs the vibe, and I

want high frequency vibes.

Okay, my moment.

Clean slate.

Tabula rasa.

- All right. Hey, angel,

angel, I am here for you.

All right? For your moment,

it's gonna be great.

In fact, I even found the old

iPod to play the playlist on.

I mean it's a, it's

a tiny mitzvah.

- It's not a mitzvah, Georgie.

Okay, because I

told you to find it,

because the wifi is broken.

- Wifi.

Modern man's connection is

predicated on a wifi connection?

- Don't lecture me.

I am doing emails

from an internet cafe.

- Oh my God.

Kitten.

- This place is a dump.

There's no wifi,

there's no cell signal.

The hallway bathroom is broken.

It's like I'm living my

wide awake nightmare. Okay?

And I'm having att*ck

thoughts, Georgie.

And it's affecting

my external reality.

- I've heard you,

and thank you for saying

what you're feeling.

But know this, this is a

charming rustic estate.

It needs a few repairs, yes.

But it, it's, it's very nice.

And this is going to

be great for us. Hands?

This night will not fail.

Hmm?

- This night will not fail.

- This night will not fail.

- [Both] This night

will not fail.

This night will not fail.

(tense music)

- [Justine] I dunno.

Won't they think it's weird?

You going all the way out there?

- No. They won't

suspect anything.

Everyone thinks I'm a dinosaur.

I maintain in public I

don't even own an iPhone.

Plus I would never even

admit to going on Instagram.

No. They think this

is a home decor piece.

- [Justine] Sounds

like click bait.

- Well, it's exactly

like click bait baby,

because it is click bait.

Leila's fall from grace

was all anyone could talk

about at the staff meeting.

She's Kardashian adjacent

and a borderline felon.

Not to mention a possessor

of infinite moronicness.

People love to hate her.

- [Justine] You dirty bitch.

- I know, I know. I'm terrible.

But it's business, baby.

And if we don't get

enough subscriptions,

there won't be a

magazine by next year.

And I'll just go down there,

get a nominal amount

of information,

some quotes, et cetera,

and we'll write a

little something up.

- [Justine] Just

be careful, Molly.

- It's just a party with

some mouth breathers.

It'll be fine.

(tense music continues)

(Adam's voicemail greeting)

- [Adam] Hey, it's Adam here.

For all of your

real estate needs,

I'm here for you every

day of the week. 24/7.

- What did he say?

- He didn't answer.

You know, I don't

know you guys, right?

I'm like 27 years old.

That's, that's when

you're an adult.

You know, that's

like an adult age.

And I should have like a

house or like, I don't know,

like a kid or something, right?

- Yeah, you should.

Yeah. I know.

What I had going for me was

a long-term relationship,

but I just feel like I

should have left years ago.

And I know that. I know

that. Okay? I'm aware.

I just, where would I have gone?

Would I have gone to New York?

They're gonna tear my

apart, like warm bread.

I can't go to New York.

You know?

Everybody leaves you.

Everyone leaves, everybody

leaves, right? Yeah.

Leila left me.

Adam's leaving me.

Helen just straight

up betrayed me.

I don't know. Does

anybody have a Xanax?

- Some Benadryl.

- Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Just in there? In your pocket?

All right.

(crickets chirping)

- Georgie.

- What?

- We've had a cancellation.

- Another one!? (hits

the kitchen counter)

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry.

- It's Garrett Rockford. That

means we're six people now.

- Okay. You know what?

That's really not a problem

because a smaller gathering

is potentially very chic.

- A six person

dinner with placement

and fine china is not chic.

It's, it's a f*cking failure.

- It's gonna be perfect.

It's going to be perfect.

All right?

(suspenseful music)

- Okay now, when you're

giving her the tour, remember,

don't take her to our bedroom

cause it's not finished.

And then I was

gonna um, oh, right.

Don't let any of the guests

spill anything on the furniture,

because if they do, we're

f*cked and we can't return it.

- Obviously.

I, I'll be right back.

- I'm having a

day, is sis around?

- No. It's not a good time.

- [Leila] No. No, no!

Out of my house.

- [Helen] Easy, Queen of Hearts.

Technically not your

house, you're renting.

And like I just said,

I'm having a day.

(suspenseful music continues)

(crickets chirping)

(door shuts loudly)

- You will not ruin me.

I am removing myself

from this dynamic.

- Look, I'm low on cash

and I'm having some

weird romantic issues

and a possible stalker or two.

- Yeah. Shocking.

- Can you just please

let me crash with you?

And figure things out?

Please. I'll stay

out of your life.

- I am not dad! Okay?

- Not my circus. Not my monkey.

- Helen, we are so

happy you're here.

We're just a little surprised.

- Yeah. Well. She's not staying.

- She's family. And

we are gracious hosts.

So please enjoy this drink.

- Thanks. But I'm sober.

- Since when?

- You've got like

a billion rooms,

you won't even know I'm here.

- We don't have a billion rooms.

- Oh my God!

Oh my God.

- What?

- You look so f*cking

beautiful right now.

- What are you doing here?

- What? You told me to come.

- No, I didn't.

- I gotta talk to you.

Just, just come here.

Just come here, come here.

- You're being a creep.

- Wow. What's the matter, baby?

- You, you're a f*cking psycho.

How many times do

I have to tell you?

We f*cked one time

and I was on Coke.

I'm a different person now.

- Sometimes in life, when

we find someone special,

we try to run, try to hide.

But luckily, sometimes there's

another special someone

ready to hunt down that

other special someone

even if it takes 'em

to the gates of Hell.

- Seriously, you

gotta f*cking drop it.

You're dating my cousin.

- Out with the trash.

- Okay, let me

clarify this further.

I do not like you.

Or you're stupid long hair,

or you're creepy goatee.

Okay?

- I understand how

confused you are.

- Ow!

- Oh, you. Where's Addie?

- Addie?

Actually, she got hit by a car.

Yeah, no, I'm just kidding.

Addie's actually

on the rag. Yeah.

Moody, anger. Lot of rage.

- Ew.

- Yeah. She's uh,

she's not coming.

- What?

No, no, no. See,

that's not happening

because we just lost

Garrett Rockford.

And I'm not having five

people at my dinner.

And Helen is persona non grata.

So Addie's coming.

- Not coming.

- Addie's coming.

- She's not coming.

- She's coming.

Addie's coming.

Addie's coming.

(doorbell rings,

knock at the door)

(George clears his throat)

- Molly Ar-

Oh, I'm sorry. Who are you?

- I'm Cameron Green.

Beautiful home you

have here, sir.

- I'm sorry. Are you a

friend of Molly Arden's?

- No, I'm, I'm Cameron Green.

I'm an actor.

You don't know me yet,

but I'm about to blow up.

- You look like you're

blowing up already.

What are you doing here?

- I was invited.

(George laughs)

- Are you serious?

- Yeah.

- All right.

Come in.

Seriously?

- [Cameron] Yeah.

- Is that your mother's ashes?

- I'm sorry?

- Your hand.

- Oh, no.

This is, ah,

this is for you.

It's a, it's a candle.

I-, I got it at the new mall,

the Rocky Mountain Village?

It smells really nice.

I think it's pinewood.

- Oh God. Not really.

- It costs $28, man.

- Ah, you paid way

too much for that.

- You want that?

Yeah. That's like the top

you put on when you don't-

- I understand how candles work.

Would you like a drink?

- I don't drink.

- Drinking problem?

- Pot.

- Mm, not food?

- Pot is the gateway

drug to food.

- This is quite some place

you got here, Georgie.

Did you make a big

cash offer on it?

f*ck you, Adam.

(phone ringing)

- Addie?

(loud talking, music)

- Quiet.

- Addie, can you hear me?

- Hello?

- Where are you?

- I'm with my friend.

- Don't f*ck me on this.

- No, it just,

something came up, okay?

Leila, get off my back.

- Addie. Okay.

You, you are the anchor.

You are the rock.

I, I need you here and,

and, and, you know-

you're ungrateful. I'm

trying to help you.

Molly Arden is going

to be here. Okay?

I'm not totally irrelevant.

You know, I still

have a following.

- Yeah. Are those active

followers or are they bots?

- God, you're such a child.

- Bu, bu, bu, bots.

- You don't even have the

decency to tell me yourself?

You send that thumb

in your place?

- What, Adam's there?

- Yeah. And if he tries to

sell one of my guests a house,

I will hurt him.

- No, no, no.

I'm gonna, I- I, I can make it.

I, I am, Yes, I'm coming.

- Oh, hey.

Are you in the market

yourself for any real estate

or anything like that?

Because I've got a couple

of pocket listings.

I think you might

be interested in.

Some really nice trailers.

Nothing within a thousand

feet of a school though,

so you should be good.

- Is Helen around?

- I haven't seen her.

- No. I'm sure she's

around somewhere.

Ah, Leila.

Thank God you're here. This is-

- Leila Bruno?

Oh, The Leila Bruno?

- I think.

- I have seen your face so much.

I feel like I know you.

That must make you Dr. George,

the famous Dr. George!

Real celebs in our

little town! Holy cow!

- Wow. It took you that

long to recognize me?

Thank you for that.

He's so charming.

Let's keep him around.

- I think the intelligence

is refreshing.

- [Cameron] I got a couple of

showbiz connections myself.

My second cousin is Jason

Alexander's ex-wife.

- Who are you?

- I'm Cameron Green, the actor.

- Actors. J'adore.

You're all so brilliant.

- All of you.

- All of you.

What have I seen you in?

- Maybe you saw me as Tevye at

the Jewish Community Center?

- No.

- Mm. Community theater.

- Well, yeah, but I'm actually

moving out to Los Angeles.

- What are you doing here?

- Helen invited me.

- That's weird. As she

herself wasn't invited.

- Yes. I'm so sorry, friend.

But it's just not gonna

work out for you to stay.

It's a kind of a

big deal tonight.

- But I, I, I got you

guys a housewarming gift.

It, it, it's, it's

got three wicks!

- [Leila] No.

- [George] I'm good.

- Please?

- What did you say

your name was again?

- Cameron Green.

- Can I call you Garrett?

- Oh?

- We're down at Garrett.

And I have a place card.

And you said you're an actor.

- I mean, yeah.

- A brilliant actor.

- Yeah.

- Well, mazel tov!

You got the part.

- Uh, I got the part?

What is the part?

- Yes. Okay.

So the role of

Garrett is dynamic.

Colors, hues, I want a

nuanced performance, okay?

None of this community

theater bullshit.

Okay? Venture, finance, hedge.

- Venture finance, hedge.

- But patron of the arts,

art lover, big collector.

- I collect things.

- Culture vulture,

power, conquest. Action.

- Maybe I should play Garrett.

I'm pretty masculine myself.

- No, thank you.

- Charming, expensive, supine.

- That's me. I can do that.

- I think you're

going to have to

really stretch

yourself for this role.

(door bell rings)

- Huh!

- Who's that?

- That's Molly. Oh my God. Okay.

- That's Molly Arden.

- Who's Molly?

- Oh my god.

George, take everyone

into the dining room.

- All right. This way.

- Okay. Okay.

- Everyone don't talk.

Don't open your mouth in

front of her. Let's go.

- Yes. Whoo!

Okay.

- Hi, Molly. I'm so glad you

can make it. You are just a-

- All right. Right this way.

But don't make yourself

too comfortable.

I don't know how

long you can stay.

The wife's a bit

of a taskmaster.

Would you like a

refreshing refreshment?

I should have offered

that straightaway.

- Do you have apple juice?

- No.

(door bell rings)

- Welcome to our humble abode.

A little slice of heaven.

This will not fail.

Because of me.

Oh, hello-

- Oh, you would not believe

the trouble I had getting here!

I fishtailed twice!

- Oh! high desert.

Holly Martin.

- It's Molly.

- Oh. Right. I know. (laughing)

Oh my God. Yes.

- Can I come in?

- Please! Yes.

Let me take your coat.

- Thank you.

Wow. This bottle! Pure class.

I hear this is a

great year, actually.

- It is.

- Let me put your coat

down. Georgie! Coats!

This way. Thank you.

- Your home is white.

- Thank you.

- Well, it is.

- I find the simplicity

of it extremely calming.

- But didn't you say once that

you'd never step foot in

this sh*thole town again?

(both laughing)

- I hope you're hungry.

- Starving.

- Good.

Molly Arden, let me

introduce you to everyone.

This is Garrett

Rockford, finance wiz.

Next to George Chorez.

You might have heard of him.

- Oh. You know, your

name does sound familiar.

- Really?

- Don't you do a top

30 under 30 every year?

- Yeah.

- [Leila] Top 30 material.

- More like top

10. I like to brag.

- And he's a huge collector.

- Mm. Of, of who?

- [Cameron] What

don't I collect?

Comic books, baseball cards.

I've actually recently

been collecting

old Hustler magazines.

- So funny and modest.

You know he's a Mensa IQ.

- Ah.

- Sit.

- Hello.

- Hey.

- First course, steak tartar.

- If you'll allow me.

- Oh, thank you.

- Shouldn't we wait for Helen?

- Well, you'll be

waiting forever

because she won't be joining us.

- Why?

- Good.

- What?

- That sucks.

- Let's eat.

- Oh, you two are

such a cute couple.

- Oh, you know,

we get that a lot.

Hashtag couple goals.

- I'm sorry, is Helen

really not coming?

'Cause she said

she was meeting me.

- Well, you know,

she's so reliable.

- She said she was

meeting you here?

- Yeah, we're, we're very close.

Maybe I'll just go

give her a call.

- Good luck with that.

- [George] Yes. Why

don't you do that?

- Okay. Great.

(crickets chirping)

(tense music)

- [Cameron] Damn it.

- I'm just gonna talk to

him. I'm just gonna explain-

He's horse sh*t.

- Whoa!

- Sorry.

- Whoa!

- Okay. It's okay.

- Whoa.

All right. Okay. Yeah.

Thank you. Sorry about that.

- Oh my. Are you okay?

- Yes.

- Okay. Are you like, you

know, lost or something?

- What? No, this is

my cousin's house.

- Cousin?

Is your cousin Leila or Helen?

- They're both my cousins.

They're sisters,

you f*cking idiot.

- Oh my God. Amazing!

Because I'm looking for

Helen, I can't find her.

I've been looking

for her everywhere.

- Wait, wait. Okay.

You know Helen?

- Yeah. Helen invited me.

You haven't seen her have you?

- God, no! No! I

haven't seen Helen.

No.

- Geez.

- Sorry. Yeah. I don't know.

I'm Addie. I apologize.

- Addie? Addie!

Oh my God! This is crazy.

Cause that's why I'm here.

Helen invited me so

that I could meet you.

She wanted us to,

you know, meet.

You know, trying to set us up.

- Why?

- Don't know, I

guess she thought

I was a strapping

young gentleman

and thought we'd get along.

- No, totally. Yeah.

This guy, he's my

consolation prize

for f*cking my boyfriend.

Awesome. All right.

You're looking for Helen.

Tell her I'm gonna

f*cking k*ll her.

Leila?

- Well, you know, it's a

buyer's marker right now.

- Adam can't see me like this.

- Hey, Helen. It's me.

Finally got some

service out here.

Not sure where you're at, but

I, I met your cousin Addie.

She seems sweet.

You know what? Why don't, why

don't I call you, try you-

(music intensifies)

- This is where you go.

Hey, you want a f*cking

smoke show Adam?

I'll give you a

m*therf*cking smoke show.

f*cking hot girl.

Show you.

Oh, hell yeah.

I'm f*cking, I'm way

hotter than Helen.

Yeah. I'm like, I'm

like marginally like

hotter as a person.

I'm a better listener than

Helen. I'll tell you that much.

I can cook a soft

boiled egg very well.

I took a course on composting

and I learned a lot and-

f*ck my life!

- And that's why we

left. It's just not us.

It's toxic.

- Oh, is it?

I love LA.

- Well, you're a great couple

and I love what you've

done with the place.

- Thank you.

- Kind of like a, like

a Beverly hillbilly.

- Molly, you haven't

touched your steak tartar.

- You know? I know. Honestly,

I am, I am a vegetarian.

So I, I don't eat red

meat. It, it makes me gag.

Honestly. It's fine.

I'll just, I'll get the

next course. It's fine.

- Well, our next

course is shrimp, so.

- I eat shrimp.

Perfect.

- (relieved, laughing) She

eats shrimp. You eat shrimp.

- I love shrimp.

- Georgie go get

her some shrimp.

- Yes!

- You know what? Let's

just take everyone's, yes.

All of them.

- Of course.

All of them. Just

get all of them.

- Steak tartar, so gross.

It's raw meat. What

was I thinking?

- I'll help you.

- It's all right. This

is really not necessary.

- Oh, it is.

- Gosh, they seem

fun, don't they?

Well, they haven't been the

same since the incident.

- The incident?

- Oh, you want know

about the incident?

- Yes, I do.

Start from the beginning.

- [Adam] The incident was

Layla's ultimate downfall.

I mean, she had

banged her way through

half of the record industry

and gotten her sister,

the oh so fine Helen,

a meeting with Crock

Vic who could propel

her music career forward

if he felt like it.

Helen gets hammered.

I mean, she was already a

f*cking little pill popper.

Leila sees this random fan

chick record this on her phone,

you know, like her cell phone.

She tries to be cool about it,

but the lady just

doesn't stop recording.

So she flips out,

pushes this poor lady over,

who never stops recording.

- Oh my God.

That is so much

worse than I heard.

- Well, there was an NDA

after the settlement.

- Settlement?

- For the brain damage.

Imagine drooling from a chair

and sh1tting yourself for

the rest of your life.

- Oh my God.

And you were there?

- No, but I heard all about it.

(shower running)

And that was when the

monk got down on his knees

and just sobbed and

sobbed and sobbed.

- Wow.

- Yeah.

- That's a great story.

- Are you in the market?

You looking for any property?

- Oh, sorry.

No, I actually, I

live in New York,

so just passing through here.

- What about a vacation home?

- More vino?

- We may be a small

town, but you know,

we'll do a lot more to you

than just make you

squeal like pig.

I mean, we got musicians,

directors, actors.

- Mm. Fascinating.

- Well, they're all

in entertainment

and I'm in publishing, so.

- Oh God. RIP.

I mean, pour one

out for the homies.

That industry is just f*cked.

- Is it?

- Can you just go check

on George in the kitchen?

He needs help with the shrimp

and can you go see to him?

- Yeah. Okay.

- [Leila] Now.

- Yeah.

- So sorry.

- Cheers.

- Shall we?

- Wonderful.

So let's talk.

- Okay.

- I mean, no one

else is here, right?

- No, I know.

This is cozy. It's kind of nice.

- Yeah, it is really nice.

It's really nice.

How have you been?

- I've been really good.

- Yeah?

- [Leila] Yeah.

It's so nice to just

get away from it all.

- [Molly] Mm. Yeah.

- Hear yourself saying sure.

- Yeah.

- You kind of have

to in a way, right?

Just avoid all

the people, right?

- [Leila] Avoid?

- [Molly] Well, you know,

because of the

incident, everything,

that's been going on.

- It was just time.

Mm. Kind of like a, you know.

- I don't know.

- God does for you what

you cannot do for yourself.

- [Molly] Compliments

to the chef.

It's delicious, darling.

Addie!

- Hello, Leila.

Yes. Lovely. I, it's

been a really crazy day.

I'm- Adam knows all about that.

I'm sorry. This is your dress.

Thank you for the loan.

I'm not sure who you are.

Hi. Hello, Leila.

Oh, I'm so, I'm here.

- Yeah you are.

- [Addie] Hello. Yeah.

- [Leila] And that's my dress.

- [Addie] Yeah.

- Okay. Well, everyone,

this is, my cousin Addie.

This is Molly Arden.

- Hi.

- And this is Garrett.

You know Georgie. And-

- So we meet again.

When you said you were

gonna k*ll Helen, right?

- Oh my God. All men

are obsessed with her.

- [Cameron] You know, she

told me a lot about you

and that you're in a band!

that is so freaking cool.

You, you still play?

She lost interest.

- I lost interest.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

It had nothing to do

with my undying love

and devotion to you that's

completely misguided?

- Addie!

- Intriguing.

- Addie.

- Are you guys like together?

Oh. That's a great

question Garrett,

can you answer Garrett's

amazing question for me?

Can you answer for

me and Garrett?

Are we still together?

Because what the f*ck

are we doing here

after six f*cking years Adam!?

- (shouting)

Everyone stop eating!

I forgot the lemon,

(both laughing)

so I'll just go get the lemon.

- [Leila] Classic Georgie,

he is so forgetful.

- Would you like some water?

And for the record, I

think you deserve better.

- All men cheat eventually.

- I would never.

- Because you're

such a f*cking catch?

- As a matter of

fact, yes, I am.

I'm doing a one-man show

at the Linzek right now.

Cameron Green is Jake LaMotta,

and I've been training

the last six months.

- Who's Cameron Green?

- So, here we are, got the lemon

to make this meal perfect.

I'll start with Molly.

- Okay.

- Alrighty.

(lemon squirts)

- Ouch! sh*t!

Oh. Oh, I'm, I'm-

- Oh God.

- So sorry.

I, I know exactly what to do.

- What are you do-

are you taking my-

- Yes. And I'm just gonna-

- What are you doing?

Ow!

You poked me in the eye!

Jesus Chr-

- My nail is longer than, ah-

- Okay! Okay. You know what?

I'm just gonna find

a bathroom somewhere.

- All right.

Just so you know, the one in

the hallway does not work,

but the one en

suite is functional.

- Which is also fab.

- [Molly] Okay.

All right.

- It has a heated toilet,

so give that a try.

- sh*t. God dammit.

- I'm gonna go help her.

I'm just gonna go with

her and help really quick.

(tense music)

(water running)

- God! You scared me.

- Hi. I just needed to ask you

if you could stay away

from my boyfriend tonight?

Adam, the guy that

you're next to,

he's just like, we're having

a really rocky day with us,

and I just don't

have the bandwidth

for any more

complications with this.

You guys talking.

- I should be flattered.

I'm old enough to

be your mother.

- Oh my God. No, you're so hot.

Like you could pull any

guy in his twenties.

That's why I'm like worried.

- Thank you. But I wasn't

flirting with your boyfriend.

In fact, I've been married to

my wife for many, many years,

and honestly, it's

none on my business.

But you really should

get rid of that guy.

He's a total piece of trash.

Excuse me. Let me pass, please.

- Yeah, but I need to

talk to him alone first.

Okay. I need to

get things sorted.

Just, just gimme

20 minutes. Okay?

- Are you seriously trying

to restrain me right now?

Have you lost your f*cking mind?

(tension builds, they struggle)

(shrieking) Oh my God!

- Oh sh*t.

- Oh my God! There's

someone dead!

- Guys!

(Molly runs by,

screaming and crying)

- Molly are you okay?

- Helen.

- [Cameron] Wait a

second. Helen is here?

- [Addie] No, no, no.

I need, I need to call

the cops right now.

- Sorry. It's impossible.

- Why?

Well, the cell service

here is terrible,

and the wifi is down.

It's been absolute aggravation.

- [Cameron] I am

confused. Is Helen okay?

- Helen is dead.

- Oh my. How did that happen?

- What? We, we were

supposed to be together.

- What? I thought you came

here and be set up with me?

- I lied. Look, you're hot and

all, but have you seen Helen?

I mean, come on.

- Are you a sociopath?

Someone is dead and you're

talking to her about dating?

- You're the sociopath!

- How am I the sociopath!?

- Because this is your house!

- Guy, shut the f*ck up!

Look at this, this is blood.

(crickets chirping)

- That's not blood.

- That's syrup.

- What? Taste it, then.

- I'm not gonna taste

syrup off the floor.

(distant screaming)

- Oh. Oh no.

- What are you doing?

- Don't touch her.

It's a crime scene.

- Let him touch

her. He's mourning.

- She's dead.

This is gonna look so bad.

This is gonna look like

I f*cking k*lled her!

Which I definitely did not.

- Is that blood on her face?

- Well, yeah, of

course it's blood.

- I don't know.

- When I left her, she was fine.

- You said you hadn't seen her!

- Oh, come on! She

was obsessed with me.

She probably k*lled

herself over me.

- [Cameron] Oh. Oh God.

She's still warm.

- Ugh, I can't even

mourn her. You assh*le.

- Wait. Were they?

- Yeah, yeah. f*cking?

I just found out today.

- No! (crying)

God, why!?

She was supposed to be mine!

- (running and crying)

There was a man!

I swear, I saw him!

He's here! He's coming!

- Oh my God! Are you okay?

- I'm not opening the door,

there's an axe

m*rder*r on the loose!

- Molly. Have you

taken something?

- These are horrible vibes.

Molly is freaking out.

Apparently there's an axe

m*rder*r on the loose,

and then now she's

hiding in a bathroom.

- Did you hear that? An axeman.

I mean, that's concerning.

- Okay, Helen. Right. right?

- What has Helen done now?

- d*ed. She's dead, Leila.

- No, she's not dead.

No. Oh my God.

No, no, no, no.

She's, she's, she's-

She's just passed out.

- She's got no pulse.

- No no, it's there,

it's, it's there.

It's there. It's, it's

just, it's- it's faint.

- What are you talking about?

She's definitely dead!

Nothing! Nada!

- No, she's- just

give me a minute!

- We need to call

the cops. All right?

Lei, we need to call

the cops right now.

We're gonna call the cops.

- [George] Oh my God. Do

you think it's foul play?

I mean, maybe it's

the axe m*rder.

- Here's what we're gonna do.

- [Addie] Okay? We're

gonna call the cops.

- No. Okay.

We are going to put

her in the closet

because we are not going

to traumatize Molly Arden.

And then someone is

going to go outside,

and then they are going

to call the cops. Okay?

- I elect Garrett.

- Yes.

- Okay. Grab her feet.

- [Addie] No.

- [Cameron] Ho ho. No.

- [Addie] No, no,

no, no, no, no, no.

- Whoa. Molly, Molly!

- What is going on in here!?

- [Leila] Nothing!

- They're trying to put

a body in the closet

and Leila's not even sure

that her own sister's dead.

- Why are you here?

- Because she's my cousin

and she's your sister!

- Half sister!

- All you care about is some

past her prime journalist!

- What?

- [Addie] Like, I

can't believe you.

I can't believe

you care more about

your f*cking shitty dinner party

that none of us

wanted to come to,

cause you turned your

back on us the second

you became like a lifestyle

influencer or whatever,

than your own f*cking

dead sister. Okay?

- And what the f*ck

is your problem?

What makes you so great?

What? You're better

than me because you post

political action and

pottery and not selfies?

You've never even left

this f*cking town.

You barely have a job,

and you're still with

your f*cking dead ass

yoga loving boyfriend who's

f*cking cheating on you!

- There's nothing

wrong with yoga.

- [Both] Shut up!

- At least the entire world

doesn't think I'm

a f*cking joke.

Alert me when there's a funeral.

I am so mad at you. But

I'm sorry that you're dead.

- Wait, she can't

leave, can't she?

Can I? Oh God. Move!

- [Leila] That was so mean.

- Oh God.

I'm so sorry I let you down,

but I'm gonna have to go now.

- Molly.

- Molly, family!

- What if you and I took a

little walk around the house

because I totally forgot

about our wine cellar.

You absolutely have to see it.

- You're gonna love it.

- I'll take my chances

with the axe m*rder*r.

- f*ck.

(intense music)

- Oh. Great.

So we're being robbed now?

- Who said anything

about a robbery?

- I think she just assumed.

- Assumed what?

- Oh, it's just, it's just

the fact you have a g*n.

- It's for hunting.

- Yeah, man. The

g*ns I'm cool with.

I mean, I'm all for

open carry myself.

For me, it's just

more of the, the axe.

- They match my boots.

- Well, regardless, you

can't just waltz in here.

Like we're having

a dinner party.

- I was invited by

my girlfriend Helen.

- Who?

- Yeah. I don't, I don't know.

- [Cameron] Never heard of her.

- You must have the wrong house.

- Blonde. 5'4. petite.

She loves to sing.

- Oh, Helen and I

used to sing together!

- [Adam] Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

I think you mean Helena?

- Right! Helena! Yes.

More like yodeling.

- Are we done yet?

Somebody needs to

get me to my girl.

Now where is she?

- Okay, but just,

just to be clear,

are we talking about

Helen or Helena?

- Shut the f*ck

up. Where is she?

- [Adam] Oh, okay.

- [Henry] What the

f*ck is going on?

f*cking look at that.

Hurry up!

Oh my God.

I don't trust none

of you m*therf*ckers.

Everybody get against

the wall, now!

f*ck.

Who did this to my girl?

- Your?

- I told you earlier

that she was my girl.

- Of course.

- Molly is the one who found

her in the closet, actually.

And on the face of it,

that is very suspicious.

- you're seriously

trying to implicate me?

- No.

- I mean, she obviously OD'ed!

Which is tragic.

I mean, how do you think

I feel? She's my sister.

- Okay. OD'ed?

That's horse sh*t.

- Wait, speak on it.

- She didn't OD.

- Well, how would you know?

- Because I'm her sponsor.

- Liar!

She wasn't sober. She's

been drinking all night!

We don't even know who you are.

I mean, he says his

name is Garrett,

but I happen to know

it's Cameron Green.

- I thought that

was your stage name.

- [Henry] Wait,

wait, wait, wait.

You the same dude that

tried to hand me that flyer

in front of that spot.

- One night only! Come

to my one man show.

Cameron Green is Jake LaMatta.

One night only, 20% off!

Okay. That-

- I'm sorry. You lied to me?

- No, I would never lie to you.

She, she made me change

my name for the party.

- Says you.

- Yeah.

- [Cameron] I swear to God.

I, I told you guys

I didn't k*ll Helen.

I didn't!

- [Leila] That sounds like

something a m*rder*r would say.

(g*n fires)

(everyone screams

and begins panicking)

- You said that was for hunting!

- Not this one.

You think you're slick.

I've been watching

you the whole time.

You're trying to

make a phone call

to get m*therf*ckers to pull up?

I'm not having it. Give

me the f*cking phone.

- If you want this

phone you're gonna

have to rip it out of

my cold dead hands.

It's actually a

really nice phone.

I think you're

really gonna like it.

It's got some nice upgrades.

- Matter of fact, everybody

gimme their phone.

Your wallets, your purses,

everything on the

couch right now.

- [Molly] Okay.

- My mother's maiden

name's Holmes.

- Wait! You said this

wasn't a robbery.

- I lied.

While y'all was eating,

we were supposed to snatch

up all y'all's sh*t,

but nobody was eating.

- [George] I, I'm sorry. We?

- Me and Helen.

This was her plan.

- f*cking bitch.

- f*cking bitch.

- And you!

- What? Me? No! I'm innocent!

I swear that they're the

ones who, who k*lled Helen.

Look at us!

I mean, we're both, we're both-

Are you possibly

Jewish? I don't know.

I'm an actor. I'm an artist.

I'm training right now

for, for a boxing role.

- Perfect.

We're gonna fight.

And if you land one

punch, just one,

I'm out.

- Okay, hold on.

What happens if I, I

don't get a punch in?

I don't feel so good.

- You've been training, right?

- Yeah. For the, for the

role of Jake LaMatta.

I'm a f*cking actor, man.

There's gotta be

another option here.

Look at it this way.

We both cared about

the same woman!

That's gotta mean something!

You were f*cking Helen.

I wanted to f*ck her!

That makes us one!

- Look, bruh, listen to me.

I gotta f*ck somebody up

for what happened to Helen.

And right now it's you.

- This is terrible.

- I know.

- Oh my God. I was

talking about him.

- This must be some

type of joke, right?

Because I'm over here

about to f*ck him up.

But all of y'all are suspects.

Everybody in this room,

I believe have something to do

with the fact that

Helen is dead right now.

And I'm gonna get

to the bottom of it.

But for now, get

your fat ass up.

Let's go.

All you gotta do is

get one punch in.

Cause if you get that in,

then you become

everybody's hero.

And I'm out.

- You don't have to do this.

- But if you do,

we appreciate it.

(crying in pain)

- Get your ass up.

- Ow, ow, ow, ow.

That's my jacket.

- Hey. So I just

want you to know that

I just checked with Georgie,

and he assured me that he's not

gonna let this guy k*ll you.

- Of course not.

- Hold on a second.

- Come on!

- We're gonna really do this,

I need a second to find

Jake LaMatta within me.

- And we're like, really sorry.

But like, I think that this

is really good maturity.

For the article.

(Molly crying)

- The article?

She doesn't want to

talk about the article.

(Cameron screaming)

- Do something.

- Don't be an idiot, Addie.

I make one move. He sh**t.

If we wanna survive, I gotta

be this guy's best friend.

- Let's go m*therf*cker. Yeah!

What you doing?

Look at the feet, Look

at the feet m*therf*cker.

Look at the feet.

(there is a loud

punch, Cameron screams)

Ow!

- Great job buddy.

Work your jab!

- Shut the f*ck up.

- Look, we can forget about

this whole part how we got here.

Just forget that.

And just call the cops

and we'll figure out what

happened to Helen. Okay?

(another punch, window breaks)

- f*ck.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

You three right here.

I ain't done with you yet.

- Justine.

Turns out this was

a horrible idea,

but I got what I came for.

We are not running an exclusive

on Leila Bruno's

restaurant incident.

No, no, no.

f*ck, my keys.

We are running an

exclusive on Leila Bruno,

monster of late stage

capitalism and her party,

the worst f*cking

night of the century.

The f*cking keys.

Hi, Leila.

I was just looking for you.

- I feel very unseen right now.

I thought you got it.

- Yeah, I got it.

- I'm a small town girl.

Who wanted more.

I used my body

and my smarts and-

I got out.

Charmed my way onto a couple

of shitty reality shows.

Used social media as

a means for success.

So what!

That's the world that

we live in, baby. Okay?

- Yeah. All right.

I'm not judging you.

- Looking for these?

(keys jingle)

But you see.

You are judging me.

Everyone is.

I'm just like this

big hug of hate

for everyone who wants to

feel better about themselves.

(laughing bitterly)

(powers on the handsaw)

My life is ruined.

I had a meltdown in front

of 20 million people.

My sister's dead. And I

can't even process it!

Please!

(threatening,

turning on the saw)

You're here recording notes

for some exclusive to,

to further humiliate me

and present me some

social media monster!?

Is that what you're

trying to do!?

- I'm sorry, okay!

(Leila shouting,

powering on saw)

I'm sorry!

- You're sorry?

I'm not.

You wanna see a monster?

(screaming and crying,

the power saw roaring)

(crickets chirping)

- [George] There you are.

- [Henry] The man.

Dr. George, I was just here

singing your praises, man.

The, the house, the ambiance,

the music, the energy,

the invite.

Oh, yeah.

And, and, and this

shrimp is, it's k*ller.

- Oh. Thank you so much.

The secret actually is just

a little squeeze of lemon.

- Nobody need to hear

all that p*ssy ass sh*t.

Sit your ass back down.

- Yes, sir.

(gentle music)

- [Henry] Wow.

Sparring from earlier

got me a little hungry.

- I don't think Garrett did it.

- Who gives a sh*t?

The guy was gonna k*ll

somebody, understandably,

and better him than us.

What? What?

- I thought he was a nice guy.

- Nice guy.

You always think

everybody's so f*cking nice.

In reality, people are soulless

and spineless pieces of sh*t.

I mean that the

guy had it coming.

I like this guy. You

know what I mean?

- I would encourage

you to try the drink.

It's a special drink I made,

it's called a Georgie Boy.

Pairs wonderfully with a meal.

It's even got some lavender.

(somber music)

- [George] Got some lavender-

- Stop!

George did it.

- What?

You think I k*lled Helen?

- [Adam] It all makes sense now.

Guy f*cking k*lled her.

- I am the host

with the most man.

I would never ever do

anything like that.

- Dr. George?

Is there poison in this drink?

I want you to think long and

hard about your answer, Sir.

- f*cking think, George.

- No.

- No?

- Hm.

- No.

- No.

- No way.

- No. Stay out of it.

- No?

- No. Absolutely not.

- By all means.

- Right.

I made, I made it for you.

I just don't wanna waste it.

I wanted you to have it, but-

Drink the f*cking drink, George.

- Hmm. Not a problem really?

The Georgie Boy is very good.

It's a slight lavender.

Very excited about-

- Swallow it.

- Cheers, everyone.

I can assure you that

is the sheez-neez.

- Hm.

Sheez-neez.

Sounds like hip hop.

- Actually heard it at

a b*at poetry reading.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- [Henry] You know what

would be sheez-neez for me?

- What's that?

- A cold beer.

- I will get you a beer.

In fact, I will put

it in a frosted glass.

- No. No, no, no, no need.

I can open my own

beer just fine.

- All right. It's an IPA,

so you're kind of

wasting the experience.

But it's up to you.

Everyone's different.

(George gagging, throws up)

- He definitely did it, right?

- [Addie] Yeah.

- 1000000%.

There's no way he didn't.

- Your beer, sir.

- [Henry] Thank you.

So is the good doctor finally

ready to tell us the truth?

- I can explain.

- About Helen's death?

- You're not helping Judas.

- We're listening.

- Helen was always

going to be a problem.

Leila was nervous as it was.

And to be honest,

and I'm not a doctor.

- You are a doctor!

- In my opinion,

she's undiagnosed bipolar

with shades of mania.

Anyways, I didn't

mean to k*ll Helen.

Right? I just wanted

to knock her out.

That's why I gave

her the Trazodon.

Maybe it was the Fentanyl.

- What are you doing here?

- [George] Maybe it was

interacting with something

she was already taking.

If she was 150 pounds,

that would mean-

- My girl was not 150 pounds.

- [Adam] 150 Pounds?

- Clearly not.

I mean, I don't know.

She just seemed dense, you know,

like iron or a black hole.

But my point is, I got it wrong.

And I feel bad about that.

I didn't think that she

would take the drink,

being newly sober.

But like they say about addicts,

once an addict,

always an addict.

And that's when

I found her body.

And then that's when she saw me.

- [Henry] So, so let

me get this straight.

You put the same

poison in this drink,

and you were gonna

give it to me?

As you gave to Helen?

- Yes. And I apologize for that.

- And then you drank it?

- I did.

Because I am a doctor

and I know that all I have

to do is make myself puke

within the first five-

(choking)

(distant sound of a power tool)

- What's that?

- Leila? Molly?

Think they're gonna

make it down in time?

- No.

- So George did it. He

was the actual m*rder*r.

- I mean, not to be a d*ck,

but look at the f*cking guy.

I mean, if we're

playing Clue here,

he's Mr. Mustard

with his candle stick

up somebody's ass all day long.

I mean, bald, thin.

Bald, creepy.

Bald.

By the way, the shaved head

looks very good on you.

- I mean, not to

freak y'all out, guys,

but it's just dawned on me that

I can't leave any witnesses.

- [Addie] We're not witnesses.

- Yeah, witnesses to what?

I didn't see sh*t.

Addie, did you see sh*t?

- I didn't see anything.

No, I, I mean, people d*ed.

But that was self-defense!

You k*lled him in self-defense!

I mean, and that guy, Garrett.

- Cameron.

- Yeah. att*cked you.

I just saw you

being cool as sh*t,

teaching an ungrateful

actor how to box.

I mean, it's not your fault

he can't take a punch.

- George drank his own poison.

You didn't k*ll anybody!

- Yet.

- Oh, hey, listen,

I'm a deal man,

so let's make a deal, okay?

We can both blame

Addie. She's got motive.

I mean, I was f*cking

her best friend.

Also, your girlfriend

who you love.

But man, I mean,

you know me and you,

We just cross swords, man.

- Don't get f*cking

stupid. You understand?

- Okay, I get it.

You want me to prove myself?

You wanna see how far I'll go?

Okay well listen, my

body is at your disposal.

Give me the g*n,

and I will sh**t this bitch

in the m*therf*cking

the head right now!

g*n, please!

Oh okay.

In that case,

I'll slash this

m*therf*cking bitch's throat!

But I would way, way rather

sh**t her with the g*n.

Why don't you gimme

the g*n, buddy?

Is that cool?

Just gimme the g*n

and I will k*ll her!

I've got kind of a

f*cked up rotator cup.

- I think I got a

better plan for you two.

Once you're done out here,

I think it's time for

you to get a new man.

(crickets chirping)

- [Adam] I wasn't

gonna sh**t you, babe.

I was trying to get

him to give me the g*n

so I could sh**t him.

- Okay, I got that.

- I mean, it may

not have worked,

but it's kind of genius

if you think about it.

- Do you think we can make it

out if we just walk outta here?

- God. I can barely

walk as it is. I'm sh*t.

Also. How do I know if

I've lost too much blood?

- You'd be shutting up probably.

- [Adam] Ah.

I think we should just

do what the k*ller guy

says till somebody

comes and finds us.

(both gasping and struggling)

- How long before someone

realizes were gone?

- Oh. Here we are at the end.

The moon is full.

It's kind of romantic.

- Yeah. Like in like a

Satan is real, kind of way.

- Yeah.

- So you're gonna chop 'em up

and I'll throw bits of it

in the bushes? Or what?

- Why do I have to chop 'em up?

- You have the hatchet.

- I don't want it anymore.

My rotator cuff is

really f*cked up.

Plus, I'm shy.

- My God fine. Okay.

He's not mushy.

He's more like a grocery

store sort of meat thing.

- Come on, we gotta

scatter him really far.

Get over there.

What are you, scared?

- sh*t no. Carve his ass up.

(she starts chopping)

(choking and vomiting)

How can you just chop

him up like that?

- Here, catch.

- Jesus Christ! What

is wrong with you?

- Just throw it in the ditch,

I'm f*cking cold! Hurry!

- [Adam] Just saying. You can't

just throw arms at people.

Gotta say, you got a lot

of confidence right now.

I like it.

- What?

- Confidence.

You just really got your

sh*t together tonight.

- Are you kidding?

The saddest thing is,

that's like the nicest thing

you've said to me in

a really long time.

- Nice. Nice. What

does nice get you?

Nice gets your fat ass k*lled.

- Two seconds ago you

were talking about

how you're in love with Helen.

- Yeah, but she's dead now,

so that's just like so good

that I didn't officially

break up with you.

I mean,

that's just the universe

telling me she's not the one.

- See you guys.

Hey.

- Hey, babe.

Good show, huh?

- Yeah. Thanks.

- Cool how you can

just play around town

a couple days a week. You know?

It's nothing serious. It's fun.

- It's kind of serious for me.

- Well, it's not like Helen

like serious though, f*ck.

- Yeah. I mean, she

sings with us sometimes.

- Yeah, but I mean, she's

just got signed, right?

She's not gonna want to

play in the sticks anymore.

- Yeah. I mean, the

guys and I are gonna

record an EP and stuff

and like get jobs on that.

- The guys?

- Yeah.

- Hey.

Hi.

- What?

Oh my God. What?

- I want to talk to

you about something.

- Right now?

- Oh yeah.

- Oh my God.

- Hold on.

- Yeah.

- Listen, I, I just,

I don't think that it's very

respectful to my relationship

with you just being in a band.

- I just, it's, that's what

I wanna do with my life,

you know?

- I know.

But imagine if everyone

that I saw at work

were a bunch of half

naked troglodytes

who just wanted to bang me.

How would that make you feel?

- Yeah, it's just

my career, you know?

- I know, but baby, where do

you really think it's gonna go?

I love you, but as a

friend, you're pushing 30.

I mean, don't we want

to have kids someday?

You don't want to be some

heroin addicted f*cking mom

desperately chasing a dream

of being the next

Janice Joplin, do you?

- Yeah, I know.

I understand. I get it.

I get that.

- You do, right?

Yeah, because I f*cking love you

and I'm just giving

it to you real.

- I don't wanna be

with you anymore!

- Oh, come on.

You love me. I know you love me.

- No, I haven't loved

you in a very long time.

I was just scared.

I was just afraid of growing up.

You're my first love. I

didn't know any better.

I didn't know that

I had other options

like this guy or whatever.

- Well, then I'm sure you two

will be very f*cking

happy together!

You know what?

f*ck you!

- Oh baby, ah, baby.

Let's not make any rash

decisions right now. Okay?

Let's just focus on getting

outta here alive, right?

Someday maybe we get married.

Have three or four kids someday,

leaning towards four.

Someday, baby.

Oh yeah.

- You look like sh*t right now.

- What kinda sh*t.

- I just, I think maybe I

shoulda put a bandaid on my-

I'm sh*t.

- Perfect.

(sweeping music)

Let me in! I'm going

to freeze out here!

- I told you. No witnesses.

- These are great, by the way.

Turned out to be

a hell of a party.

(glass breaking)

How the f*ck you

get back in here?

(dramatic music)

(g*n f*ring)

- Please, please please please!

I'm not gonna tell anybody.

Please don't hurt me.

I'm so sorry. I'm not

gonna tell anybody.

- Sorry.

(shotgun fires)

- Helen?

Oh, I feel awful.

Here. Take some of these.

- Good, one for me.

Thank you, Dr. George.

I thought you were sober.

- Good point.

I told myself I

wouldn't drink tonight.

Yeah, if you'd done that,

everyone would still be alive.

Yeah. Except that Henry

would've found us all anyway.

He was a good f*ck

and a nice guy,

but he was also-

- Kind of a psychopath?

- [Helen] Yeah.

- Yeah.

- I should not have told

him about my rich sister.

Adam told me you two

were sleeping together.

To be fair, I never sleep

with your good boyfriends.

Only the ones you

should break up with.

Anyways, Adam tried

to hook up with me

and I wasn't having it.

And I saw that cocktail

and I figured, f*ck it.

- You're gonna feel

that in the morning.

How'd you like

Cameron, by the way?

Oh, I thought he was nice.

And I thought, you know, he

had like really meaty thighs.

- I was hoping you

two would hit it off.

I'm not sure you

should be dating Adam.

- We broke up.

- Really?

That's great!

- Thank you. I left

him outside to die.

- Whatever works.

Oh, when the saints

go marchin' in

Oh, when the saints

go marchin' in

I want to be in

that number, baby

When the saints

go marchin' in

And when the sun

begins to shine

And when the sun

begins to shine

I want to be in

that number, baby

When the saints

go marchin' in

- [Helen] Hey! Addie,

come on. Let's go.

- Okay, coming.

All right.

(car engine roars)

- [Leila] As corny as it

sounds, I, I have to say,

I credit my survival to the

power of positive thinking.

We have to be the alchemist

and turn our pain into gold.

- [Radio DJ] So if

you're just tuning in,

we have author Leila

Peruno in the studio today,

and she's telling us about the-

- She's back on her feet.

- [Radio DJ] ...New book.

- Think she's gonna

hang out with us in LA?

- We could always just

show up at her house.

Can you believe it? She's

still not talking to me.

Says I ruined another party.

- That's not fair.

- I know. I thought

the party went well.

- Okay. Don't joke.

No, I mean it.

Think of how boring Leila's

parties usually are.

- Come on. A lot of people d*ed.

My boyfriend included.

- Your shitty boyfriend.

- Yeah. Okay.

But I, I almost got m*rder*d.

- I almost got m*rder*d.

- Are you kidding me?

I haven't been able to sleep

through the night since.

You suck. You know what?

When I thought you were

dead, I was relieved,

if anything.

- What?

- Yeah, I wasn't even sad.

- [Helen] No way.

You were devastated.

- [Addie] No, I was like,

oh my god, m*rder*r,

how'd you know to pick

this person to m*rder?

You did a great job.

- [Helen] You would've sobbed

and read wet, embarrassing

poetry at my funeral.

And you know it.

- [Addie] You are so mad.

And that's what happens, see?

Like words have consequences.

(dramatic, eerie music)
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