Monsternado (2023)

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[AUDIO LOGO]

[THUNDERSTORMS]

[WIND WHIRLING]

[THUNDERSTORMS]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[PANTING]

Gents!

[WIND WHIRLING]

[SCREAMING]

[CREATURE ROARING]

[SCREAMING]

[CREATURE ROARING]

[PLANE PASSING]

Well, this is weird.

No, no, no, no, no.

North is supposed

to be that way.

It's supposed to be months

away, years away, decades away.

Oh, no, no.

Oh sh*t.

No.

(OVER TV)

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Pilots flying into

the Turks and Caicos

have reported

sightings of what seems

to be an unusually large

grouping of waterspouts headed.

Northwest to the

Eastern seaboard.

Whoa, hang on.

What did she say?

Who?

The woman on the

TV, the reporter.

Oh, right, something about some

water tornadoes or something.

(OVER TV) The size and

number of spouts reported

seems inaccurate but is being

investigated by the Weather.

Service.

Storms of this nature are

unusual this time of year

but not uncommon.

Come on.

See, Amigo.

There's nothing to worry about.

No, Floyd.

Offseason storms are exactly

why we should be worried.

The sudden appearance

of the Northern Lights

over the Bermuda Triangle

are why we should be worried.

Why is no one worried?

My bro, you have got

to breathe, all right?

This triangle fixation was going

to be the end of you, my man.

Seriously, who thinks this

much about triangles all day?

That's all you're talking

about, these triangles.

Floyd, shh.

Huh?

(OVER TV) Whatever is happening

is causing quite a stir

with sea life.

Fishermen from

Maryland to Florida

are reporting their nets

are filling at record rates.

Of course, the fish.

They're terrified.

That's why they're running.

We need to go.

We all need to go.

I'm not going

anywhere, all right?

I just got my unemployment

cheque, my car's in the shop,

and I'm not leaving the couch.

Floyd, have you not

been paying attention?

This is what I've been

tracking for the last 20 years.

I've squandered my entire

family fortune on this.

Have you zoned out

the whole time?

Something is coming.

Dude, the last

guy I rented from.

He said aliens were coming.

Nothing is coming.

Something's coming.

And it's bringing

all of hell with it.

(ON PHONE) This

is a secure line.

Code 237585.

Give me Travis Love, Department

of Homeland Security,

and tell him it's an emergency.

Are ready?

[LAUGHS]

I'll be all right.

Are you ready?

Here we are ladies.

To another night on the grind.

To making our daddy's proud.

Hmm.

Aw.

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

Am I interrupting anything?

Just a little snack

before we get to work.

Oh, Pamela doesn't need a snack.

She is the snack.

[LAUGHTER]

I heard that.

A girls' night is

going to have to wait.

We've had the call.

We have got the big

fish on the line.

This is it.

He isn't going to

know what hit him.

Oh, and we're going to

learn from the master.

Oh, I'll take that compliment.

But you two are already a

couple of real man-eaters.

And we are hungry.

Oh, yeah.

So when's it happening?

Any minute now.

You girls are going

to be ready to roll?

Sure.

I just need to make

some adjustments.

Oh, yeah, we're primed,

primped and packing.

I love you two.

The feeling is mutual.

[PHONE BUZZING]

Very mutual.

It looks like somebody wants

to get his party started.

[PHONE BUZZING]

Girls, go get cozy in the lobby.

I'll be right in.

Let's make this a

night to remember.

[PHONE BUZZING]

[BEEP]

Hey, sweetie.

Yeah, this is Pam.

Uh-hum.

Why don't you get

cozy in the bar?

I'll be in soon.

I hope you're ready for

a night of your life.

[BEEP]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Ooh!

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

(SINGING) Make me breathe.

Hungry again.

God damn it, Travis.

Why are you wasting

our time with this?

This is the third time we've

had this nutjob in here,

each time more

ridiculous than the last.

Nutjob?

Yeah, nutjob.

It says here you were

kicked out of MIfor plagiarizing research.

That's a lie.

What does that even matter?

Everything I laid out

is happening right now.

The shifts in the tide,

the change of the magnetic

pull on the agonic over

the Bermuda Triangle.

I'm trying to save

lives, General.

You pompous son of a...

Hey, Matt.

General, when I joined

FEMA as Director,

I promised to do

things differently.

And part of that

meant reaching outside

of the typical

circles of research

in order to get a jump

on natural disaster.

This guy is too outside.

Matt, Matt.

Look, during my tenure,

FEMA's response time

has been cut in half, OK?

My approval rating

is through the roof.

So maybe I know what I'm doing.

Now, Matt here was the smartest

guy that I went to MIT with.

So let's just let him finish.

Thank you, Travis.

But we're wasting time.

The anomalies that

I've laid out,

they're going hyperactive today.

The waterspouts

out there, they're

about to divide

and make landfall.

Sorry to interject, but

we've run operations

through the Triangle for years.

Waterspouts are not uncommon.

The pressure systems out there

are perfect for tornadoes.

Yes, indeed.

But these spouts aren't

affected by the weather above.

It comes from below,

gravitomagnetic surges.

Just look at the

seismic activity

coupled against the

magnetic activity.

The magnetism doesn't start

tornadoes or waterspouts.

No, not on Earth, but on

Mercury and on the Sun.

And I've been tracking the same

occurrences over the Bermuda.

Triangle.

They're whipping up spouts at

speeds of 300 miles an hour.

That's four times

as fast as normal.

So we need to evacuate?

Yes, immediately.

But that's not all.

It's about my

archeological findings.

Just take a look.

I swear to god.

What's he going to

bring up next, huh?

Find Atlantis?

Did you find Atlantis?

No, we have no proof

of Atlantis existing.

But I found shards

of pottery and bits

of an obelisk that

were brought up.

And they talk about weird

magnetic occurrences,

and the fissures I talked about.

But that's not all.

They talk about

massive creatures,

prehistoric beasts, monsters.

That area has brought up more

prehistoric aquatic fossils

than anywhere else on the globe.

We pulled up a megalodon

jaw on our anchor once.

Yeah, I read about that.

And that's not all.

I had sea turtles,

plesiosaurs, dinosaur, orcas.

A what?

Prehistoric alligator.

What else?

There were giant squids,

and octopuses, octopi, huh?

That's not what we

have to worry about.

It's the carbon dating.

It doesn't go back to

the Cretaceous period.

These findings, there are only

100 or decades of years old.

I thought we were getting a

briefing on a weather report,

Travis, not a

g*dd*mn fairy tale.

I don't need to

stand here and be

condescended to by this loser.

A loser?

I have scientific proof.

Get this guy out of

here and send out

a standard alert telling people

to board up their windows

or whatever they need to do.

Let's all just

take a deep breath

because last time I checked

FEMA was under my jurisdiction.

The last time I

checked, FEMA's funding

was under my jurisdiction.

So get this nutjob out

of here and put out

the g*dd*mn message.

[WIND WHIRLING]

[GLASS BREAKING]

You see, General,

these spouts are only

a fraction of what you

need to worry about.

You need to worry

about what they're

bringing up from the deep.

Get them out of here.

Get these things

out of my sight.

I don't want to look

at them anymore.

I'm sorry I shouted at you.

It's OK, dad.

Well, that could

have gone better.

Well, I'm sorry, man.

But I'm not here to win friends

or make approval points.

I don't think there's

any danger in that.

You could have held off using

the word beasts or f*cking

monsters.

No, I couldn't because I've

been shunned my entire career,

and I finally have something

legitimate to tell them,

and they won't even listen.

I'm listening, OK?

I'm on your side, bud.

I get it, OK?

You've had a rough ride

these past 20 years,

but let's see this

thing through.

OK.

OK, now how much

time do we have?

I don't know.

Half hour, an hour?

Every minute up...

There as a minute

I wasted tracking the storm.

And these spouts, do

you think they're going

to have these things inside?

I don't know.

It's a hypothesis.

It's yes.

And it's going to

be bad, real bad.

OK, I'm going to need a minute.

Find us a car.

Find a car?

Travis?

f*ck.

[SOFT MUSIC]

Hey, sweetie.

You must be Clive.

Clive, daring, in the flesh.

Well, well, well,

you look even better

than the photo the agency sent.

That's rare.

Well, I am glad you

like what you see.

Bloody like it, sweetheart.

I know you'll make me have a lot

of fun tonight, a lot of fun.

[SCOFFS]

Bartender, give my

girl here a drink.

What are you drinking, babe?

Oh, not for me.

Thanks.

Why don't we go upstairs

and get this party started

the real way?

Now you're talking

daddy's language.

Keep the change, mate.

Maybe don't send time.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

(SINGING) Oh, you

always in long as hell.

(OVER TV) As you

can see behind me,

we have multiple

waterspouts incoming.

And this is the largest

grouping ever reported.

We have gotten word from FEMA

that a severe storm warning is

in effect, and so please stay

indoors and away from windows.

Back to you in the studio.

And we are out.

Do you know what?

I think we should get

ourselves to safety pronto.

Not a chance in hell, Kiff.

The last time you

did this, you made

me miss the cops sh**ting

that looters d*ck off.

We have the chance of a

lifetime to cover this.

We need to get closer.

Go, go, punch it.

The further away... if we can

get from the coast, the better.

Yeah, you're going

to hate me, Matt,

but I'm going to have to go

back to the coastal airstrip.

Why?

That's right towards the storm.

And we wasted an hour talking

to those government assholes.

Yeah, well, I didn't

realize it was this bad, OK?

Look, I've just had word

my assistant is going

to be waiting with a plane.

I can go fly straight

to the Pentagon

get around all of

Wilson's red tape.

You?

What about me?

Come on.

I've been naughty.

You need to, sweetheart.

You teach me innocent.

As you can be as

rough as you like.

You love that?

Yeah.

Let's get to know you.

[SLAPPING]

Again.

[SLAPPING]

[LAUGHS]

Again.

Ha-ha-ha.

You dirty girl.

[LAUGHS]

There's plenty more

where that came from.

Who is at the door?

You've been a very, very bad

man, Clive, very, very bad.

Yeah.

So I have to order

in some extra hands.

[LAUGHS] Wow.

Oh, I love where this is going.

Oh, thank you, Pamela.

I think we are going

to like it a lot more.

Yeah, we really, really, really

like talking down that boy.

What the f*ck?

Agent Pamela Rasey from the FBI.

This is Pepper and

Tina from Interpol.

We have been tracking you

for the last six months.

We have got you

on drug smuggling,

we have got you on r*pe, and

we have got you on m*rder,

and the thing that

we f*cking hate

the most, human trafficking.

f*ck you.

[SLAPPING]

You're an assh*le.

[HOUSE TREMBLING]

Pam, let's speed this up.

The storm is getting angry.

Yeah, copy that.

I'll let the team know that we

have target acquired and ready

for extraction.

Bitch, she's got nothing.

And if think that you know, I'd

never seen a f*cking jail time

because my network extends

all over the world.

I said shut it, Clive,

or I'll shut it for you.

Hello, Donovan.

Over.

Donovan, thank god.

What?

You cannot be serious.

Well, what the hell are we

supposed to do until then?

[HOUSE TREMBLING]

We need backup now.

Pam, we got to move.

Damn it.

What's happening?

The roads are flooded,

the trucks are stuck,

and the chopper can't

land on the roof

is too g*dd*mn dangerous.

We're on our own.

That's going to be a problem.

And a f*cking timing.

[HOUSE TREMBLING]

We can't just leave him.

Can't we?

No, on me.

This is a f*cking beaut.

We're the only ones

down here, Kiff.

Our Channel 7 is going

to sh*t themselves.

Are we rolling?

Listen, Karen, I

got a bad feeling.

Start rolling.

All right, I am rolling.

We are in the shadow of

these quickly approaching

waterspouts.

They are massive,

and they seem...

Zoom in, Kiff.

Zoom in.

They seem to be

full of creatures.

I have never seen anything

like it in my life.

Karen, stuff is coming

out of these twisters.

We got to go.

Keep rolling.

Damn it.

Karen, you can stay

if you want, but I'm

getting help out of here.

Get back here.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[WIND WHIRLING]

[CREATURE ROARING]

[SCREAMING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[WHEEL SKIDDING]

Why are you stopping?

You can't do that.

Actually, I can because

it's an election year, Matt.

And I give a sh*t

about approval points.

I figured I'd k*ll myself

a couple of monsters,

maybe boost my approval rating.

Every crisis needs

a hero, buddy.

Now get out the f*cking car.

What?

Out!

Out!

Get out of the f*cking car.

Out!

Get out of the f*cking car.

All right.

But I've got the calculations.

I know how to stop the thing.

I can disrupt the agonic line.

And why do you think I

want to do that, huh?

FEMA is in the

disaster business, OK?

The more monsters to k*ll,

the more approval points.

Do you understand?

You son of a bitch.

Thousands of people will die.

Oh, I'm so sorry, Matt.

You should have learned

your lesson at MIT.

Don't leave your

research where people

can get their hands on it.

It was you?

You f*cked me.

I share everything with you.

I showed you all my research.

And you were the

one who did this.

You're f*cking lied to me.

Don't be so surprised.

You made it too easy, Matt.

Honestly, it was like

sh**ting fish in a barrel.

It was embarrassing.

Now this is the point where I

say good luck, buddy, friend.

But we both know we're

not friends, right?

Now get out the f*cking way.

Wait.

You don't leave me

here with nothing?

No, not nothing, Matt.

You've still got Floyd.

[ENGINE REVVING]

f*ck you.

f*ck you, Travis.

f*ck!

f*ck!

[SIREN BEEPING]

[SCREAMING]

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm sorry, folks.

But I'm locking you in.

It's far too

dangerous out there.

[SIREN BEEPING]

My cousin called me and

told me that there's

sharks and gators and

all kinds of crab k*lling

people on the streets.

What a load of bullshit.

You're telling me

there's sharks on land?

My cousin ain't no liar.

He drinks like a fish, but

he's as honest as they come.

You can't do that.

You can just lock us in.

It's illegal.

You're right.

But so is Grady.

Look at the TV.

(OVER TV)

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Well, I am not staying here.

I'll find somewhere safer.

Come on.

Ugh, I don't think so.

Grady, go ahead and let them go.

OK, but it's the last time

I'm unlocking the store.

Good luck to you.

If you all want to

leave leave now.

We should... not to leave.

No.

No, no, don't leave.

No.

[SCREAMING]

Now what do we do?

I don't know.

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

Whoa!

What the f*ck?

Whoa!

You can do whatever

you want in your rooms.

I just don't need you to...

The FBI, honey.

We're just leaving.

The door's locked.

Why?

It ain't safe.

I'm sorry.

It's too dangerous.

The storm has intensified.

And it may be hard to

believe, but there are

prehistoric sea creatures and...

Come again?

What the hell are

you talking about?

The news.

Whoa!

[MUFFLED SPEECH]

(OVER TV)

[MUSIC PLAYING]

OK, that is pretty bad.

Well, that's an understatement.

OK, well, we need to

change directives.

And let me contact Donovan.

Keep the loverboy here covered.

On it.

Laura?

Hey, are you all right?

What's going on?

It's OK.

Can he breathe?

No, I can't.

[LAUGHS] I think the

question you want to ask

is, does he deserve to breath?

No.

What?

Laura, can you breath?

Look, do you have

a room or maybe

a cage somewhere

for unruly guest?

Like, I said, you

can do whatever

you want to in your room.

Well, our room doesn't exist.

And she asked you

a f*cking question.

Put that away, will you?

What?

Are you crazy?

Laura?

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Laura?

What are you doing?

Laura.

I think she's having

cardiac arrest.

She's having a heart att*ck.

No.

I am sorry.

What the hell happened?

Oh, my god.

She's dead.

No.

I wouldn't go that way.

[PLANE PASSING]

f*cking Travis.

I missed that flight.

[SIREN BEEPING]

What the hell is going on?

I tried calling multiple times.

There's a storm, and there's

sharks and alligators.

Why are there women

with g*ns in my lobby?

Where's Laura?

She's dead, Don.

There was a mishap

with a g*n, and she

went into some kind of shock.

And I think she

had a heart att*ck.

Jesus!

Did you call an ambulance?

The lines are dead,

internet, everything.

The alarm's going

off all afternoon.

f*ck!

I go to sleep for

a couple of hours,

and this whole

place goes to sh*t.

What's the plan?

[LAUGHS] Plan?

There's no f*cking plan, Don.

Oh, I sealed the doors.

Why did you do that?

I told you, the giant creatures.

Kelly, there's no such thing

as giant creatures, OK?

There's no such thing.

You keep telling yourself that.

f*ck!

No, no, no, you don't

want to go this way.

Stop!

Stop!

sh*t.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Open the door.

[KNOCKING]

Open the f*cking door!

No way, man.

No.

Open the door, Grady.

No, I already said I'm not

opening this door again.

I'm not letting in a

bunch of crabs and octopus

and all sorts of f*cking

sea creatures in here.

There is no way there

are sea creatures.

[RUNNING]

[WIND WHIRLING]

Guys, let him in.

Please.

[BEEP]

f*cking shut it.

Shut it.

[BEEP]

[CREATURE ROARING]

What are you gonna do with that?

I'm going to sh**t everything

that comes through that door.

Nothing's getting

through that glass.

That's the same stuff

they have at SeaWorld.

We put that up after Katrina.

It can hold up to

eight feet of water.

b*llet proof too, even

thwarted a drive-by.

Nothing's getting through there.

[CREATURE ROARING]

See?

[CREATURE ROARING]

Let's fallback.

Oh.

So you're with FEMA?

Yeah.

No, I'm a contractor.

I'm a scientist.

My name's Matt.

Are you the manager?

Yeah, I'm Don.

And this is our

maintenance guy, Grady.

And Kelly here is my assistant.

I'm the head concierge.

What exactly are

you scientist of?

This is going to sound

weird, but my specialty

is what's going on right now.

Well, then I guess

we're lucky to have you.

Thanks for letting me in.

What's their deal?

I don't know about the ladies,

but the guy stayed here before.

He has a lot of escorts, too.

We don't usually disclose

information about our guests.

Isn't that right, Kelly?

Right.

Listen, do if word got out about

the storms or the creatures

at all?

I don't know about

nationally, but the local news

is reporting it.

What did they say?

I can show you.

The front desk DVR, I saved

the last couple of hours

from the weather feed.

Do you want to see?

Yeah, that'd be great.

Show me, please, yeah.

No offense, Matt, but how

did a scientist and a here?

And if you knew about all this,

why don't you tell anyone?

I was on the way

to the Pentagon.

I had a double-cross on

the way to the airstrip.

Well, that sounds like a trip

to Washington, all right?

Why were you going

to Washington?

I was hoping to brief the

president about the storm

and the creatures.

Do you the president?

No, not me, my

friend, ex-friend,

the one who double-crossed me.

Thanks for recording this.

Appreciate it.

Well, I'm a bit

of a weather nerd.

Pause it right there.

Yeah.

Can you zoom in on the back?

Sure.

Yeah, you see how it's moving

along the agonic line, right?

It's going to hit the

geomagnetic fields,

and then it's going to split and

multiply and then head north.

Waterspouts don't last

long on land, not even

once that strong.

And spouts don't move

along magnetic lines.

No, these aren't

like normal spouts.

They aren't affected

by weather patterns.

These are magnetic,

and they're going

to continue north and

continue to build energy

until they potentially hit the

North Pole unless we stop them.

Let them finish

that little meeting,

and then we're going to get

Clive locked up somewhere safe.

Hmm.

Safe?

He should be out there

with those things.

[MUFFLED SPEECH]

Easy.

Don't hurt him.

We need him in one

piece for the trial.

I'm sorry, but this whole

situation is freaking me out.

We all saw that giant

f*cking crab, right?

Yeah.

Can we stand up and take

control of the hotel, please,

or something?

Right now our mission

is this piece of sh*t.

We're just got to let them take

care of their own protocols,

and if anything gets in

the way of our operation,

then we'll reassess.

[MUFFLED SPEECH]

What the hell is it now?

[MUFFLED SPEECH]

Speak.

[MUFFLED SPEECH]

sh*t!

[g*n sh*t]

What was that?

[SCREAMING]

[g*n sh*ts]

No.

[PANTING HEAVILY]

Oh.

No, honey, it's

not going to work.

Oh my god.

Holy sh*t.

What the hell are you doing?

Look, Tina panicked.

If the two-ton octopus is

trying to suck the living

sh*t out of you.

We'll do that.

Look, it's under control.

I said the glass

is strong, but it's

best we don't try and test it.

Instinct.

Sorry.

Like I said, it's under control.

Look.

Maybe it's best we don't

leave our only protection

in the hands of the

angry prostitutes.

Excuse me?

What about this guy?

He's all tied up.

He looks strong.

He'd probably help us

when the time comes.

You don't f*cking touch him.

And we're not prostitutes.

Sorry.

Escorts, call

girls, call people,

I just think it's a liability

that you're packing.

Don't judge a book by

its cover, assh*le.

And you are?

My name's Matt.

Matt, well, you sure have

a way with women, man.

But I am Pamela

Rasey from the FBI.

This here is Pepper, and

this is Tina from Interpol.

Sorry, I...

This is Clive Delaney.

And you are right, Don.

He is strong.

He is really strong.

He's k*lled three people

with his bare hands,

and that is just in the time

that I've been trailing him.

So yeah, he probably

won't be much help to you

unless, I don't know, you

want to buy some children?

Yeah, he's a real piece of sh*t.

Then why'd did you

bring him into my hotel?

Because guys like him

don't like to be arrested

by undercover prostitutes

in front of their families,

do they?

Well, I'm glad we have

Charlie's Angels here,

but Matt is a scientist.

Well, that's one book I could

definitely judge by the cover.

And he knows all about

the weird storms.

Mhm.

That's great.

But what about the rex-sized octopuses?

Yeah, I know about those too.

Please enlighten us.

The storms aren't

like normal storms.

They're like flare-ups

you see on the sun.

And these ones originated in

the Bermuda Triangle, a place

we know very little about.

I know it's bad news.

Indeed.

And in my 20 years

of geological study

that led me to

archaeological study

because all the stuff that

was coming out of there, proof

of prehistoric life,

but nobody believed me

because it didn't

fit into museums

narrative of historical order.

So there's politics in

the science world too?

There's politics in all of it.

I've been forced out of

libraries, everything.

They laugh me out of

my own symposiums.

I bet.

Oh, I guess you're having

the last laugh now.

I'd be laughing a whole lot

more if I wasn't so scared.

Well, what can I do here?

[MUFFLED SPEECH]

Shut up.

Listen, there are dozens

of those things out there.

God only knows what's going

on in the rest of the city.

[CREATURE ROARING]

[WIND WHIRLING]

Sir, the last transport

is ready to roll.

Go ahead and get on it, Meghan.

I'm not going anywhere.

The majority of spouts

have passed us by.

But, sir, it's hell

on Earth down there.

Hell on Earth is

in Iraqi POW camp.

Do you think I spent two

years getting my toenails

pulled off to get

taken out by a storm?

You don't know Abernathy Wilson.

Sir, the monsters

Matt warned us about.

I have it covered.

But sir...

I said I have it covered.

[CREATURE SOUNDS]

[g*n sh*ts]

[SCREAMING]

The m*llitary has to know.

Is that who you were

checking in with earlier?

Yes.

Well, of course, the storm

has ruined any chance

of them getting to us.

And well, the comms have

gone out with the storm.

Yeah, of course, they have

because it's a magnetic storm,

and it's going to render

anything digital completely

useless.

Our only chance is maybe

using a shortwave radio.

Matt, I keep a shortwave

radio with my tools.

I left it over these tower.

Yeah, that'd be a big help.

We can you get a message out,

but without the government

shortwave passcodes,

they're not to listen to us.

Right, ma'am?

Well, I learned

Morse code in basic.

But shortwave codes and

they're from inside.

Tina, Pepper?

Don't look at us either.

Interpol phased out

shortwave years ago.

Well, there has to

be a way, right?

Matt, what about your

government friend?

Oh, he's dead.

But he did leave me some codes.

I have him in my go-bag.

Of course, I still have Floyd.

Who the hell is Floyd?

Then we'll go to

the tower and wait.

Woo!

Ha-ha.

Oh baby.

Oh baby.

[INAUDIBLE] It was a good job.

You look, like you

want to f*cking mouth.

Open it.

[INAUDIBLE]

You're off it now.

I ain't going to f*cking happen.

I My f*cking ticket out of here.

And you lady, you should know

you're coming with me as well.

Now.

f*ck.

Bad move, Clive.

Yeah, you don't have the codes.

I'll go and get your A

list, please, science boy.

I've got [INAUDIBLE]

all over the case.

[INAUDIBLE] for the m*llitary's

got their dicks out there.

Now you hurry up, you hurry

up, you put your hands up,

you put your hands up,

and you get on the floor.

You f*cking little slag.

[CREATURE ROARING]

Don, it's locked.

We're dead.

The elevators?

There are up, but they

shut down an emergencies.

Of course.

They told me that

you've got the key.

I don't.

I can get them.

There's a spare set

behind the front desk.

[CREATURE ROARING]

[GLASS BREAKING]

[INAUDIBLE]

West Tower, there's a stairwell.

We have to go up

to the fifth floor,

and there's a hallway

that connects over.

To the stairwell.

Move.

Yeah, let's go.

Come on.

You get everyone to the stairs.

I'll hold off the crabs.

You can't sh**t

through the shells.

It won't work.

But you can't hurt them.

Aim for the eyes.

They'll pop like water balloons.

OK, I got it.

Now, move.

Go.

I got this.

I got this.

Go.

Go.

Go.

We're here, you bastards.

[g*n sh*ts]

sh*t.

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

Tina.

Keep moving.

I'll be right back.

No, Pepper.

No.

No, where are you going?

Kelly, don't.

Let him go.

These people are crazy.

Don, Matt knows

how to stop this.

Bullshit.

He's a nutjob.

You heard him.

As if his roommate

has government codes.

Let's just find Grady

and get out of here.

Pepper, stop.

If the crabs got

Tina, she's gone.

They can crash 10 times her

body weight with their claws.

I don't need a f*cking

science lesson.

I'm sorry.

It's just the odds of hers...

This is my first

time [INAUDIBLE]

You talk to me about

the f*cking odds.

I'm sorry.

I don't... I'm not

good with people.

I don't know how to...

Oh, you're terrible with people.

You lab coat guys,

you're all the same.

When the sh*t hits the fan

you're f*cking useless.

You think me?

Yeah.

Well, I know about women

in the Bureau, too.

I know you all have

FBI daddies and you're

used to strong, decisive men.

Which you are not.

No, I'm not.

And you're mad.

And you're allowed to be mad.

And you can be mad at

me, but that's fine.

But right now, what

we have to process,

no one in the

history of the world

has had to process before.

And you'll process later.

Good.

Now we move.

God.

Can I ask one question.

Why do you help government

and people that hate you?

Because I took an oath.

I wouldn't end up to be another

loser in a basement yelling

at the internet.

Fair play.

Wait.

Why do you put yourself in

the path of dangerous men?

I took an oath too.

All right.

Follow me.

Yeah.

Oh, come on, 6939 megahertz.

You tune it in.

Tune it in.

Aye, aye, Captain.

You can let her go.

I can run the radio

just fine on my own.

Better for the Morse code.

I thought you said we weren't

contacting the m*llitary.

My best blokes are

plucked from the m*llitary.

They make the best

smugglers, and they monitor

that channel for me 24/7.

Now you get on that

machine, darling.

You tell my blokes that

I'm alive and where we are.

You do a good job, I'll

get you out of here.

I might even let you be

my girlfriend for a while.

You do what you have to.

You'll be fine.

Have you done it yet?

Yes.

[INAUDIBLE] someway.

In the meantime, I bet

you'd give me a little kiss.

When my mates respond,

tell me how long

it's going to be

before they get here.

Right, right.

In the meantime, how about

you give me a little kiss?

Yeah, come on.

Damn, girl.

Look, go open the

door for the others.

I'll tie him up and

keep an eye on him.

Thanks, Grady.

If he moves, I give you

permission to pop him.

Go take the radio to Matt.

The faster he gets the

word out, the faster we

have a chance of being saved.

Thanks, Grady.

I like your message, by the way.

Oh, you understand that?

Telling his friends at

the feds were on to him

to turn themselves in

and release the girls.

Nice touch.

Are you ex-m*llitary?

Indeed I am.

I thought so.

Come on, guys.

It's this way to

the other stairwell.

Is Tina...

She didn't make it.

I'm sorry.

Thanks.

She was one of the good ones.

f*cked up.

This shouldn't happen.

Well, it's happening.

So we need to stay

vigilant, guys.

Scientists like Matt

should have a forum.

There's a podcast,

and it's all about...

Enough about the podcast.

We get it.

We need to keep moving.

I keep hearing noises

in those vents.

It could be the octopus.

They might be following us.

In the vents?

That thing was as

big as a trunk.

Yeah, well cephalopods can

constrict their bodies.

Into a space, just

an inch to cross.

Yeah, and one that size,

a vent would be feasible.

And then we move.

Where to?

This way.

We need to get to

the other stairwell.

That way, we can hook up to

where Grady left his card.

That sounds like a plan.

Then we can get the jumping

inside and get the radio.

He still got the g*n.

But I'm going to lead.

I am not losing anyone

else on my watch.

She is such a bad ass.

Yeah, she really is.

OK, from now on, be careful.

You're too important

to lose in all of this.

Thanks.

Pam, Tina, here,

I have the radio.

[CREATURE ROARING]

[COUGHS]

Oh, did that sting?

So that girl whooped

your ass, good boy.

f*ck you, geezer.

No, f*ck you.

And I've seen you in here before

acting like you run the world.

What the f*ck, man?

That hurt?

Because it felt good to me.

You like being in control.

Well, I'm in control

now, m*therf*cker.

Ugh.

[LAUGHS]

I'm the guy who

cleaned up your messes,

and tonight you're the mess.

You're going to k*ll me?

But you better [INAUDIBLE]

me cause if you don't I

will f*cking k*ll you.

Yeah, you know they tried

to k*ll me, Granada, Iraq?

Now I do the k*lling.

Well, come on, dude.

Bring it on, big boy.

Come on.

I don't think you

realize just how much I'm

going to enjoy doing this.

And I'm doing this

nice and slow,

just like I did in Guantanamo.

Gitmo?

I wrote the handbook for Gitmo.

And tonight, I'm using all

my greatest hits on you.

Crazy, mate.

There is out.

I ain't fallen for

that sh*t, Clive.

No, I'm not kidding.

There is something bad.

Now shut your mouth.

Turn the f*ck around.

[GLASS BREAKING]

[CREATURE ROARING]

[PANTING HEAVILY]

[CREATURE ROARING]

[SCREAMING]

Oh, did you hear that?

What?

We have to keep moving.

Wait.

I heard it too.

Hello?

Pam.

It's Pepper.

Pepper?

It's Pepper.

She broke free.

Pepper?

Pepper?

Pepper?

Pepper?

I have the radio.

Pam, do you know?

No, we know.

Now get your ass down here.

Quick.

OK, I'm coming.

Hurry up.

I know.

Yeah, I have Tina's g*n.

Where is Grady?

Oh, he's with Clive.

He's safe.

I overpower him, and

I have the radios.

How did you pass the crabs?

Oh there was... They got scared

by this f*cking crocodile.

What croc?

[SCREAMING]

No!

No!

Run.

[g*n sh*ts]

f*ck you.

[CREATURE ROARING]

No, no, no.

Come on.

Go.

Go.

Oh, thank God you are alive.

[CREATURE ROARING]

Oh, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.

Come on.

Hey.

Don't.

I don't need to be comforted.

I just need to get my sh*t

together and leave out of here.

You're allowed.

Don't talk to me.

So f*cking pissed.

My friend just got mutilated.

Well, I am.

She d*ed getting you radio.

You're going to step

up and make it count.

It's not your fault so

we're just gonna focus.

Pamela, that's... we

just need to breathe.

And we just stop for a minute.

One minute.

Get your breath backed

on, then we move.

Move where?

The whole place is infested.

The tunnels.

What tunnels?

When they were excavating,

they found these old Civil w*r

tunnels, the historic landmarks.

So the contractors

had to integrate them

into the buildings foundation.

Then let's lock it out.

And they hook up with the

army base that's on a cliff

about half a mile out.

The trouble is they built

it like a maze on purpose.

Here.

Making a map, smart move.

Let's do it.

But Pamela, it goes

deeper underground.

I'm worried the only

place that Matt's going

to get a signal is up here.

He's not going to get

anything down there.

Well, look, I'll

help you make a map.

Matt, you try and

get some word out.

Kelly, you stay here.

And if you see or hear

anything, you scream.

OK.

Good luck.

I got it.

You two go.

Never met anyone like you.

Thanks.

At college, none

of my professors

went anywhere near fringe

science or conspiracy theories.

And now the government is

releasing videos of UFOs.

And look, for once

it's a real one.

Very real.

Floyd.

Floyd, this is Matt.

Can you hear me?

Floyd.

Oh, sh*t.

I can't even believe you had

a plan to end all of this.

I don't know if I had a plan.

I had some contingencies.

The spouts themselves

can easily be disrupted.

And I'm guessing you can

knock them off their axis

with the EMP.

Exactly, yeah.

And what about the contingencies

for the cephalopods

and the dino suckers.

Dino.

You know your stuff.

Weather geek, science geek.

Yeah, well, that one wasn't

too scientific, I'm afraid.

Then what was it?

m*llitary.

I figured if we

have enough weapons

to blow up the world a few

times over a few prehistoric sea

creatures should

be a piece of cake.

Sometimes.

The easiest answer.

Exactly.

[WIND WHIRLING]

Floyd, it's Matt.

Floyd, can you hear me?

Matt?

Matt, oh-oh-oh.

Oh, Matt, this is Floyd, man.

Holy sh*t.

Floyd, it's Matt.

Floyd, can you hear me?

It's Matt.

Listen mate, you were

right, all right?

There are monsters

and they are stores.

They're going to get me.

I need your help.

The shark's everywhere.

Man, I believe you.

I believe everything

you've ever said.

You were right about all of it.

Floyd, by the front

door, there was a go bag,

did you happen to

have grabbed it?

Of course, I got your go bag.

A walrus crushed my

PlayStation, Matt.

Come on.

Excellent.

Very good, man.

Excellent.

Take a look in the bag.

There should be a folder

marked Travis Love.

Do you see it?

There is going to be

some codes in there.

You need to read those

codes to the government.

Yeah, I found it.

OK, good.

All right, there's a

government code in there.

And there's a frequency code.

I need you to turn the

radio to that frequency

and then put in the

government code.

That should open a clear

line of communications.

Can you handle that?

Yeah, OK.

Yeah, I can do that.

Yes, excellent.

Great.

Then there there'll

be a folder there.

It's full of contingencies,

EMPs, creature suppression.

You need to read all of

that to the government.

You got it?

OK, dude.

Thank God, Floyd.

Listen, man, the fate of

the world is in your hands.

I can do this.

I got this.

I know you could, man.

Thank you.

And call me back

on this frequency

to make sure it all

went through, OK?

10-4.

Good, buddy.

He really is going

to get through.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Pamela.

Matt, my arm.

Pam.

sh**t it.

I don't want to sh**t it.

f*cking sh**t it.

Yeah, I am sh**ting.

Pam.

[g*n sh*t]

sh**t it.

I can't penetrate the skin, Don.

It's too thick.

You can do it.

[g*n sh*t]

Just do it.

I have got this, Don.

I have got this.

Do it.

[g*n sh*ts]

Whoa.

Ha-ha.

Holy sh*t.

Thank you, dear Lord.

For a second there,

I thought I was...

No!

Don!

No.

[SCREAMING] Don.

[SCREAMING]

Don?

Pamela?

I'm completely turned around.

Yeah, me too.

What's in here?

Oh, god.

This is all water.

This is coming up

from the ocean.

And that would probably

be a bad thing.

Real bad.

Come on.

Hey!

Oh, sh*t.

Why have you left you're spot?

We had [INAUDIBLE].

Where is Don?

It was a giant snake.

I took it out.

And then there was just tons

of giant spiders and creatures.

I didn't think anything

could get in down here.

That's obviously not the case.

And now you guys have

gone the wrong way.

We're going to have to

double back on ourselves.

What is that?

[CREATURE SOUNDS]

Oh, no.

Are you saying...

It's that Don's?

This is our map.

Yeah, OK.

Well, I didn't have a choice.

This is our only way.

Look, guys, we've got

to get out of here.

Well,

[WALL RUMBLING]

Guys, run.

Get out there.

Run.

Guys run.

Go, go go.

Run.

If can here me, I'll

meet you at the tower.

Run.

sh*t.

That was close.

I've never seen a

shark that big before.

No one in 3 and 1/2

billion years has.

It's the second one

I've seen today.

Floyd, saw something

though, right?

About Floyd, he barely

even pays his rent on time.

It's not like he's a

reliable friend or anything.

Is there such a thing?

We have to go back for Pamela.

She said let's head to the

towers then she would find us.

I know, but she'll never get

past that meg on her own.

She can go the

tunnels the other way.

Come on, Matt.

Make a decision.

[CREATURE SOUNDS]

To the tower.

Come on.

[CREATURE ROARING]

Two b*ll*ts, of course.

[CREATURE SOUNDS]

Here.

f*ck.

It's locked.

Come on, good buddy.

This is Floyd.

Come in.

Floyd?

It's Floyd.

Floyd, we were underground.

What happened?

The m*llitary, man, they

believed everything I said.

I read all your reports.

And what did they say?

They said that they got it under

control, I just hang tight,

and help is on the way.

Oh my god, Floyd.

You did it.

You f*cking did it.

Yeah, I did.

Well, and Matt get this, they

thanked me for my service.

That's incredible, man.

That's incredible.

Yeah, I asked if they

could wipe my records,

and they said no problem.

What?

Not in those words exactly,

but they were pretty cool, man.

Floyd, you f*cking rock star.

Yeah, can you let

my family know?

Sure.

But you can tell them.

No, Matt.

No, I can't.

I don't think I can.

What's happening?

What's going on?

The sharks, man.

They're there... yeah, the

sharks are all over me.

Floyd, get out of there.

Go, go.

[CREATURE SOUNDS]

Dude, I can't.

They've got me.

All right, this is it.

I think this is the end.

I bet I'll f*ck us, sh*t, sh*t.

Floyd?

[CREATURE ROARING]

f*ck.

Come on.

I am sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Now I really have nothing.

That's not true.

Before tonight, I

used to hate people.

I really hate them, talking

to them being around them.

But now that all my

predictions are coming true...

They're all you need.

Yeah.

Uh, Matt, you're

squeezing a bit too tight.

It's not me.

Stay rigid.

Don't go limp.

Don't go limp.

Yes, Matt, yeah.

Dig your fingers into

the suction cups.

[g*n sh*t]

Yeah, fight it.

Keep fighting it.

Keep fighting it.

Fight it.

Give me your hand.

No, no, no, no, no,

no, don't let go.

Don't let go.

No, don't let's go.

No, no, no.

Matt.

Matt, Where's Kelly?

They got her.

They followed us.

They knew.

How?

They're smartest

animals in the ocean.

They have an intelligence.

f*ck!

What?

I am going to be so f*cking

clever all the time.

Said stuff like it's

the devil's triangle,

and it's going to

be hell on Earth.

This is worse.

This is so much f*cking worse.

It seems so much

easier on paper, huh?

I just met Kelly tonight.

I get it.

She made me feel important.

Matt.

Important.

Do you have somebody

to go back to?

Sort of.

Mitch.

But I hadn't even

thought about him

until you asked me

something earlier.

What?

Why do I put myself in the

mouth of dangerous men?

When you asked me that I

didn't even think about him.

I didn't think about Clive.

I thought about Mitch.

After seeing people

die tonight, there

is no way I'm going back to him.

Well, maybe there

is a bright side.

Matt.

Matt?

Wow!

Pamela, you were meant to be

mine tonight, weren't you,

you slippery bitch?

And I hate it when I

don't get what I paid for.

And we're splashed out in

the whole package with you.

And I'm going to get

every single penny's

worth, sweetheart.

f*ck you.

[g*n sh*t]

Get outside.

Move.

Lead.

Get us out of here.

Move.

Go on.

Go on.

Go on now, get in there.

assh*le.

You k*lled the man that

was going to save us.

You never stood a chance, love.

Do you know what?

I couldn't wait to k*ll you

when I thought you as a protege.

Now I know you're a fed.

I'm going to enjoy it even more.

f*cking do it then.

Yeah, after I get your kit off.

f*ck you.

[g*n sh*ts]

Move on.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Oh yeah.

Oh, I said it.

Go on.

Go get them out.

Enough.

Matt?

You stupid f*cking twat.

What were you thinking?

What?

She was going to be a hero.

You are not a hero, pal.

Get up, you assh*le.

Feds can't get in now, Pamela.

You know that.

No.

They'll kick you out.

You know this.

And all of this would

have been for nothing.

Now are you willing

to risk that?

I don't think so.

You're gonna have

to see this through.

I'm sorry.

Are you going to

tie me up again?

I'm not going to throw you

off but that thing will.

[CREATURE ROARING]

Oh, bollocks.

Matt run.

[CREATURE ROARING]

Keep moving.

Look, are you OK?

I don't know.

I've never been

in a fight before.

My ears blown off.

I can't hear anything over here.

You're a f*cking hero, Matt.

You're my hero.

I've seen what he does to women.

It's over now.

This is far from over, Matt.

I know.

I know.

But if I can get to

the top of the tower,

maybe we get a signal.

Floyd got through.

If I could tell

them where we are...

Floyd got through.

Well, let's get to

the top of the tower.

Come on.

Let's try it.

OK, come on.

[CREATURE ROARING]

Matt run.

Go.

[CREATURE ROARING]

Get in here.

[COUGHING] My heart's b*ating

out of my f*cking chest.

[WIND WHIRLING]

[COUGHING]

Just breathe.

Breathe.

[COUGHING]

Look, give me the radio.

Let's tune into my channel

It's our contingency plan.

It'll be fine.

[COUGHING]

Hello, this is

Agent Pamela Rasey.

I'm with Matt.

Do you copy?

Hello, is anybody there?

Can you hear me?

Over.

sh*t!

The radio's gone dead.

It has gone dead.

[WIND WHIRLING]

[JETS PASSING]

[BLASTING]

They got the message.

Floyd, you son of a bitch.

He did it.

It's incredible.

But the spouts are only

part of the problem.

[CREATURE SOUNDS]

[BLASTING]

Matt, right.

Oh my god.

You really thought

of everything, Matt.

Yeah, I did it.

But the others...

I know.

(OVER RADIO) Matt?

Matt, do you read me?

We have your location, and we're

sending help to rescue you now.

Yeah, we're at

Amber Marley Point.

We're in the tower, at

the top of the tower.

(OVER RADIO) Copy that.

Envoy inbound.

The President sends his thanks.

Stay safe.

Over.

Good.

The President even

knows who I am.

You really kept true

to your oath, Matt.

And then some.

You're a f*cking hero.

[SCREAMING]

[g*n sh*t]

Are you OK?

Yeah.

[CREATURE SOUNDS]

[BLASTING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]