[Flute music playing]
NARRATOR: Catchy tune, huh?
It's a melody toys
just can't resist.
Why, look at them.
They're in the deepest
of spellbound trances.
And that's the scoundrel
behind the secret serenade--
Mr. Heebie Jeebies himself--
otherwise known as...
the Toy Taker.
[Maniacal laughter]
NARRATOR: Why, that rascal
took toys...
from everyone and everywhere.
The whole world was up in arms.
Well, that Toy Taker nearly
ruined Christmas for everyone.
Why, if it weren't
for Christmastown's...
favorite reindeer son...
who knows what might have--
heh heh heh.
Now, you didn't think
Rudolph's story...
ended that foggy
Christmas Eve, did ya?
As we say in the North Pole...
that was just the tip
of the iceberg.
Heh heh heh heh.
Oop, almost forgot
to introduce myself.
Name's Scoop T. Snowman...
ace reporter for
the "Christmastown Chronicle"...
the North Pole's
best-selling newspaper...
North Pole's only newspaper.
Heh heh heh heh.
Yes, sir, I've got
a nose for news.
Ain't it a beaut?
Big hit at barbecues, too.
Of course, around here,
no nose compares to Rudolph's.
In fact, yours truly
broke the big story...
of how Rudolph
and his friends...
triumphed over
that mean old Toy Taker...
and saved Christmas
for everyone.
Wasn't that long ago, in fact.
It all started
at the Christmas parade.
And-a , and-a , and-a ...
You know Dasher, and Dancer
And Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph, with your nose
so bright
Won't you guide
my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer
"You'll go down in history"
[Cheering, whistles,
and applause]
Hee hee hee, yheh heh.
Whoo hgh.
Ho ho ho ho. Rudolph,
will you do the honors?
My pleasure, Santa.
CROWD: Ooh! Ahh!
Aww!
Ho ho ho ho ho!
[Lively music playing]
I tell ya, the joint
was jumping...
with hobnobbing elves...
and revelin' reindeer.
What a shindig!
Hey! Hghh!
Hgh-hah hghh.
Here in the night
Just you and me
In all of the world
You're all I see
if we could fly away
Together we'll fly someday
And be who we are
Somewhere beyond the stars
if we made a wish
It might come true tonight
Just listen to the dreams
in your heart
Hold them and wish them
with all your might
And maybe someday
We'll know how close we are
Love is waiting there
Beyond the stars
We can find our way
Beyond the stars
[Humming]
[Gasps]
"The dentist is out!"
How tragic.
Try the Christmastown Snow Ball,
first castle on your left.
Heh heh. Matter of fact,
only castle on your left.
RUDOLPH:
So, uh, how 'bout
a flying lesson
tomorrow, Clarice?
CLARICE: Really? I mean,
you're not too busy...
being so famous and all?
RUDOLPH: Well, you wanna
earn your wings, don't ya?
Oh, Mr. Rudolph, sir...
uh, may I have your autograph?
[Giggles]
Heh heh. You sure are
popular, Rudolph.
Oh, popular?
Actually, he's the most famous
reindeer of them all.
Famous? Why he's a legend.
Ahem. Everybody, a toast...
to our true-blue
bosom buddy Rudolph.
CROWD: To Rudolph!
To Rudolph!
Rudolph! Rudolph! Rudolph!
CORNELIUS: Bad, Bumble. Bad!
Got one word for you, my friend:
Dentures.
Huh?
CROWD: Speech, speech,
speech, speech, speech!
Speech, speech,
speech, speech, speech!
Speech, speech,
speech, speech, speech!
Speech, speech,
speech, speech...
Ahem. Gee, guys. Thanks.
Being famous is swell and all...
but the truth is...
I never did anything
to deserve it.
And he's modest, too.
All I ever wanted was...
Glow your nose, Rudolph.
To be like everybody else.
Come on, champ.
Let's see the trick
with the disco ball.
Right? Right.
CROWD: Disco ball!
Disco ball! Disco ball!
Disco ball! Disco ball!
Disco ball! Disco ball!
[Crowd oohing and aahing]
Aw, I guess I'm just
a novelty act around here.
KITE: Hermey the Elf, D.D.S.?
At your service.
King Moonracer's
got a royal toothache.
Can you come
to the Island of Misfit Toys?
You bet.
Need an assistant, Hermey?
What a pal.
What now, Hermey?
Behold, the wonders
of the Toothmobile...
my all-terrain
mobile dental facility.
SCOOP: So our friends
journeyed...
to the Island of Misfit Toys
for a dental house call...
to tend to the ailing
King Moonracer.
You're staring.
Sorry. I was just
trying to figure out...
Why I'm a misfit toy.
The awful truth?
I'm afraid of heights.
Ain't it tragic?
Actually, Rudolph and I
used to be misfits, too.
You're yankin' my tail.
Except I'm still a misfit.
But you're a celebrity.
So what?
I'd give anything
for a normal nose.
HERMEY: Poor guy.
KITE: How tragic.
[Sniffles]
Keep your chin up
Keep your shoulders back
And face the world with pride
So what if you're
a little bit different?
You're still bona fide
HERMEY: Stick your nose out
Hold your antlers high
Enjoy the world you see
So what if we're
a little bit funny?
Hey, you still got me
RUDOLPH: We're
just a little bit
Oh, just a little
HERMEY: We stand out
from the rest
RUDOLPH: Golly,
but I just don't fit
HERMEY: Don't even
think of it
Not even for a little bit?
The situation's delicate,
we'll find a fit
He's such a wit
And you're a major benefit
- BOTH: Oh!
- RUDOLPH: Me?
BOTH: So keep your chin up
Keep your shoulders back
And face the world with pride
So what if we're
both kind of loony?
So what if we're
both kind of tooney?
So what if we're
both kind of spooney?
Spooney
Tooney
Loony
We're just fine
Hey, I'm not just a dental elf
RUDOLPH: You're
a monumental elf
HERMEY: We're
happy as can be
Even if I'm down and out
In a hole, I'll pull you out
You're the coolest of the cool
Remember elves and reindeer rule
- You think that's true?
- I do, don't you?
Just look at all
the things we do
BOTH: Oh...
Really?
BOTH: So keep your eyes bright
Take a real deep breath
And hold your head up high
Remember, don't ever feel crummy
'Cause I am your personal chummy
We're really remarkably plummy
Yes, plummy
Not glummy
BOTH: Old chummy
We're perfectly fine
I never made a big deal
out of your nose, did I?
Just like I never made
a big deal about you...
wanting to be a dentist.
Exactly!
So who cares what
other people think?
We are who we are, right?
Oh, I guess.
KITE: Here we are--
the Island of Misfit Toys.
[Alarm chirps on]
Come out, everyone.
We got guests!
KITE: When a mouse goes meow
And a cat goes woof
And a kite is afraid
to fly above the roof
Don't be frightened
by all the noise
On the Island of Misfit Toys
ALL: Oh...
The Island of Misfit Toys
Toys
KITE: When a Jack-in-the-box
Isn't Jack at all
And there isn't any bounce
In the bouncing ball
Take a breath, regain your poise
On the Island of Misfit Toys
ALL: Oh...
The Island of Misfit Toys
Toys, toys, toys
Toys, toys, toys, toys
KITE: Seems like everybody
wants to attain perfection
Nobody wants to be different
and face rejection
BINOCULARS:
Does anybody like me?
KITE: I sure do.
Look, those binoculars
just can't see
And the dizzy dizzy top
is a catastrophe
But there's no one
that this annoys
On the Island of Misfit Toys
ALL: Oh...
The Island of Misfit Toys
ALL: Toys, toys, toys
We're on the Island
of Misfit Toys
Toys, toys, toys
Toys, toys
There's a pig without a slot
And if you shake her 'round
And listen to her tummy
You won't hear a sound
Not a penny to make a noise
On the Island of Misfit Toys
Snowflakes come
in different shapes
And sizes
Like a misfit toy
They're chock full of surprises
Let go my tail!
There's a train that can't roll
Down the track
A boomerang that won't come back
A rattle without a noise
On the Island of Misfit Toys
ALL: Oh...
The Island of Misfit Toys
Oh...
The Island of Misfit Toys
Toys, toys, toys
We're on the Island
of Misfit Toys
Toys, toys, toys
Toys, toys
Nice to meet all of ya.
Ohh, heh heh.
I just wish there
weren't so many of you.
Oh.
[Ring]
Hello? Hello?!
Hello?
Ohh.
Nobody.
Oh, he's the telephone
with hang-ups.
And I'm Peggy, the piggy bank.
Only thing is, they forgot
to give me a slot.
Heh heh. Hear that?
Nothing.
I'm all empty inside.
I need change!
[Australian accent] You think
you've got problems, mate.
I'm the boomerang
that doesn't come back.
G'daaaaaaaaaaaay!
Ain't it tragic?
[Fanfare trumpeting]
His Majesty, King Moonracer!
Ohh.
The pain.
The pain!
Right this way, Your Majesty.
Now, let's have a look-see...
at those pearly white,
um, fangs, shall we?
Mm-mmm.
HERMEY: Tut tut tut.
Nothing to fear, Your Highness.
I'm a professional.
Open wide, please.
Wider.
Wider.
Oh, my.
Hmm.
- That hurt?
- Uh-uh.
- That?
- Uh-uh.
How 'bout--
Aah!
Was that a yes or a no?
Uhh. Please, don't tell me
I need a root canal.
You need a root canal.
I told you not to tell me that.
Don't worry, sire.
This won't hurt a bit.
Mommy.
Can't be too careful...
with this Toy Taker
on the loose.
Alert me at the first sign
of trouble, boys.
As soon as Santa and
all his elves and reindeer...
were tucked in
and fast asleep...
it happened--
the unthinkable.
MISFIT TOY: OK, bye-bye.
ALL: Bye, bye.
SECOND MISFIT TOY: Don't
forget us on Christmas.
Looks like rough weather ahead.
Maybe we should turn back.
RUDOLPH: I'd kind of
hate to miss...
my date with Clarice.
HERMEY: That doe
certainly has you...
head over hooves,
doesn't she?
Who told you?
Everyone in Christmastown knows.
They do?!
Haven't you told each other?
Well, not in so many words.
Hmm, last I counted,
it was just .
Oh, I've tried, Hermey,
but the words won't come.
I know what you mean.
HERMEY: It was
Graduation Day...
at the Elf Academy
of Dental Arts.
Congratulations, Hermey.
You've got a crush
on the tooth fairy?!
And her teeth are perfect.
[Thunder rumbling]
Uh-oh.
Then it hit.
The North Pole unfurled
its fiercest frozen fury.
Yes, sir.
It was the kind of storm...
that swallows ships whole...
and Rudolph and Hermey...
were caught smack-dab
in the thick of it.
Uh, Hermey!
Eep.
RUDOLPH: Buhh.
Uhh uhh uhh uhh.
RUDOLPH: Land!
BOTH: Land!
Um, where are we?
Who knows?
Let's just get out
of this storm.
[Alarm chirps on]
[Fanfare]
Who goes there?
You're not toys.
Begone, trespassers!
But we got shipwrecked.
We just need someplace
warm and dry.
Oh, very well.
Follow me.
GUARD: Queen Camilla
will decide your fate.
HERMEY AND RUDOLPH: Fate?
Her Majesty...
the glamorous and fabulous
Queen Camilla!
[Zsa Zsa Gabor accent]
Hello, dahlinks.
Hi.
Um, hello there.
CAMILLA: Enough banter!
Vhy you trespass
on Castavay Cove, hmm?
Well, w-we were
shipwrecked and--
Lies, lies, lies!
Just 'cause Camilla
is beautiful...
don't mean she's
one sandwich short...
of picnic, dahlink.
You've come to steal
Camilla's fabulous toys.
Confess!
- HERMEY: Us?!
- Why would we--
Silence!
Before I mount you over
that mantel lickety-split.
Guards!
Throw them in the dungeon
for years.
But he's a dentist.
And--and he's
a beloved holiday icon.
Watch it, boys.
He's got a toothbrush.
And I know how to use it, too.
Let go!
Look! He's got
a very shiny nose.
[Gasps] It's Rudolph,
the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Oi yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi.
GUARD: Oh, yeah, it is.
SECOND GUARD: Oh, yeah.
Rudy, dahlink.
You're lookin' pretty fabulous.
Mmph. Mmph.
Uhh uhh ooh.
Sorry for all that
rough stuff, dahlink.
Vee thought you
vere de Toy Taker.
Us, the Toy Taker? But--
Let's not dwell
on the past, caribou.
It's not attractive.
Velcome to my fabulous
castle, dahlinks.
Vhen toys get old or broken...
and vould othervise
be cast avay...
Queen Camilla brings them
to Castavay Cove...
for a rest, relaxation,
and rejuvenation.
Come, darling. I give
you a -penny tour, yes?
Oh, darling,
bring your tired toys...
your poor toys...
your toys
yearning to breathe free.
Hey, boys, bring me your dollies
Hey, boys, bring 'em to me
Hey, boys, it'll be jolly
I can fix 'em with my T.L.C.
Hey, boys,
bring me your patients
Dr. C is in the house
I got the cure
for what ails you
Be you moose or be you mouse
Because everything is beautiful
GUARDS: Beautiful
The whole world
fabulously beautiful
GUARDS: Beautiful
CAMILLA: Everything
and everyone is beautiful
GUARDS: Beautiful
They're beautiful
I make them beautiful
A little plastic here
A little stuffing there
Some absolutely genuine
faux-blonde hair
Some powder on that nose
A new pair of pants
And I will ratify
your dance, c'mon!
Hey, toys, if you get busted
Come here, I'll make it right
My glue, it can be trusted
Makes you stick around all night
A little varnish here
A little garnish there
A little clip clip clip
To coif your hair
A little dab of paint
Applied with lovin' care
I'll repair your savoir-faire
if there's a boo-boo
on your choo-choo train
We'll make the whoo whoo
whoo whoo whistle again
We can fix it all
We do it every day
So rock on, boys
Just let the band play
Go!
Play it, boys
Oh, everything is beautiful
BOTH: Beautiful
CAMILLA: So beautiful
I make them beautiful
Hey, toys, this is the party
Get your groove on, , ,
I'm just a medical smarty
I'll make you beautiful like me
I'll make you beautiful
Just like me, yeah
My, you run a very fine
establishment, Your Majesty.
It's beautiful!
The only problem is
vat to do vit all dose toys...
after Camilla makes them
so beautiful and fabulous.
Maybe Santa can
find them homes...
just like he does
for King Moonracer.
You do this for me,
I do something for you.
Vat is your fondest
desire, dahlinks?
Well, um, he wants
a normal nose.
And he wants a date
with the tooth fairy.
Nose job Camilla can do.
You mean, you can
give me a normal nose?
You're kidding me, sugarplum?
Nobody knows noses
like Queen Camilla.
Before.
After.
Fabulous, no?
Ohh. It's the nose
I've always dreamed of.
Of course it is, dahlink.
Say dat vord, and it's yours...
lickety-split.
Yes!
Take caribou to
operating room number .
You realize a nose job
is permanent.
Your nose won't ever glow again.
I've waited my whole life
for this chance, Hermey.
But what if it's another
foggy Christmas Eve?
Santa can't afford
headlights, dahlink?
What if Clarice
doesn't like the new nose?
Uh...
Maybe I need some time
to think it over.
Take all the time
you vant, sugarplum.
SCOOP: Rudolph
promised to tell Santa...
all about Castaway Cove...
and by morning,
Queen Camilla's staff...
repaired the Toothmobile
better than new...
but on the journey
back to Christmastown...
Rudolph had his mind set
on how a new, less-shiny nose...
might change his life
for the better.
And what do you know,
he made it home...
just in time to keep
his date with Clarice.
Remember, build up speed
and then...
CLARICE: Jump into the wind.
Ready, set, go!
[Laughs]
Slowpoke.
Uhh uhh uhh uhh.
Puhh.
Pah! Puh! Puh!
The sun was in my eyes.
[Laughs]
It's not funny.
[Laughs]
Again?
Now that I'm
all warmed up, why not?
Uhh uhh uhh uhh.
Aah.
Unh!
Oh, who am I kidding?
I'll never earn my wings.
Come on, Clarice. Have
a little faith in yourself.
CLARICE: And I wanted
to impress you so badly.
Impress me?
I'm so ordinary.
And you're so famous.
RUDOLPH: I won't be so famous
after I get my nose fixed.
Then I'll be normal
like everyone else.
But, Rudolph--
and I'll finally fit in,
and--and--
and we can be happy
and--
I love your nose
and everything about you.
You do?
Mm-hmm.
And--and--well, you know
how I feel, don't ya?
CLARICE: Do I?
I mean, everyone
in Christmastown knows.
It's so obvious.
[Laughter]
Tell me anyway.
Well, uh...
[Whispers]
Really?
He loves me! He loves me!
Rudolph the Red-Nosed
Reindeer loves me!
Clarice, you're flying!
[Both barking]
RUDOLPH: You did it,
Clarice! You did it!
Aw, gee.
You better come
to the castle, you two.
Something wrong, Coach Comet?
Wrong? I'll say.
Santa's warehouse was robbed!
Ohh. I should have
guarded the toys myself.
Oh, Papa.
You mustn't blame yourself.
He took every single toy
we made.
And even the toys
guarding the toys.
So we'll make new toys?
We can't make up
for a year's work in days.
There's just not enough time.
I'm afraid it's going to be...
a toyless Christmas this year.
RUDOLPH: Only if we give up.
Rudolph's got a plan.
Right? Right.
What's the plan, champ?
Well. Um...
What if we catch
the Toy Taker...
and get the toys
back by Christmas?
But by golly, how does one catch
such a slippery scoundrel?
[All talking at once]
Oh, someone must've seen
something last night.
I did.
- Huh?
- What?
What did you see, Hank?
HANK: I was up late
reading last night...
and I saw--
well, it looked like
a giant flying football.
I thought I was
just seeing things.
- Ah!
- A football!
I think Hank saw a blimp.
Great bouncing icebergs!
That's how he absconded
with our toys.
Papa, why don't
we look for clues?
To the scene of the crime!
You again!
Actually, I'm a dentist now.
Dentist, schmentrist,
you no-account rebel!
You left my staff one elf short!
You'd better be nice.
One of these days,
you'll need a dentist...
and I'm the only one around.
I wouldn't let you
touch my choppers...
with a -foot pole,
you--you tooth maniac!
CLARICE: I found something.
ELF FOREMAN: Why,
that's just toy stuffing!
[Sniffing]
[Licking]
Oh, it's stuffing, all right.
We stopped using
this kind years ago.
RUDOLPH: Footprints?
Hmm.
How peculiar.
And so Santa divided
every elf, reindeer...
and forest creature
into search parties.
Their mission--to find
the Toy Taker by Christmas.
They had precious little time
to get the job done.
The pins mark the Toy Taker's
path of mayhem and plunder.
He sure gets around, doesn't he?
He hasn't been here or here--
Castaway Cove
and the Island of Misfit Toys.
What happened?
Thar's not a peck o'
pepper or morsel o' mint...
left in that stinky
ol' peppermint mine!
Me and Bumble mined it clean.
Arr hurh hurh.
How about helping us
catch the Toy Taker?
There won't be
any toys for Christmas...
unless we find him.
Well, what are we waitin' for?
Wah-hoo!
[Whistles]
Mush!
[Yawns]
CORNELIUS: C'mon, mush!
[Yawns]
Oh, brother.
[Groaning]
Welcome to your new home.
Well, what was wrong
with our old homes?
They were infested
with children.
But we love children.
TOY TAKER: And children
may love toys at first...
but it's a fickle love
that never lasts.
TOY: Hold on
one cotton-pickin' minute.
I used to live
on the Island of Misfit Toys...
until Santa found me
a home of my own.
That was the happiest day
of my life.
Take me back.
My little Sarah needs me.
Please, Mr. Toy Taker,
let me go home, too.
A toy is never truly happy
until it is loved by a child.
TOY TAKER: The truth is that
children always outgrow you.
And when they stop
needing you, have mercy.
They'll toss you aside
like yesterday's trash!
[Toys gasp]
Not my little girl.
Charlie in the box...
think of how lonely life must be
when a child stops needing you.
But I'll always
take care of you.
Wait a minute!
I read about you in the papers.
You're not our friend!
You're a crook!
You think I'm mean
And a nasty fiend
'Cause I'm known
for stealing lots of toys
But close your ear
To those things you hear
They're lies from
sniggly girls and boys
'Cause they might flatter you
On Christmas Day
But sooner or later,
they will grow away
And they'll leave you behind
When they go out to play
No, they won't take you
They won't take you
But I am a wonderful guy
I'd never treat a toy
The way those children do
And though you
may not want to go
The Toy Taker, that's me
Will take care of you
And you and you
And you and you
And you
A brand-new toy,
full of pride and joy
At first will have
a primo time
But then some kid
drops you on your lid
And poof, you're gone
before your time
A broken nose,
that's the way it goes
A missing wheel,
think of how you'll feel
When your paint peels off
And you start to cough
[Cough, cough, cough]
Will they ever know?
But I am a heck of a guy
I'll treat you with respect
Until my face turns blue
And yes, I am filled
with finesse
The Toy Taker, who else
Will take care of you?
And you
I'm a really peaceful fellow
At heart, I'm soft as Jell-o
My modus operandi
Is influenced by Gandhi
So cheer, 'cause
the Toy Taker's here
You'll never be discarded
Or get thrown away
I swear what I'm saying is true
The Toy Taker, that's me
Will take care of you
And you
And you and you and you
Oh, that Toy Taker took
all my beautiful toys.
[Sobs loudly]
I feel so... unfabulous.
I'm sorry we came
too late, Queen Camilla.
Don't worry. We're gonna
catch that crook.
And get all the toys back, too.
Their last hope was
the Island of Misfit Toys.
Maybe, just maybe...
they still had a chance
to catch the Toy Taker...
at his own game.
We believe the Toy Taker...
plans to strike here next,
Your Majesty.
But this time, we'll
be waiting for him.
And we'll give that horrible
hooligan what for!
RUDOLPH: No, Cornelius.
We won't even try to stop him.
Rudolph has a plan.
Don't you, Rudolph?
[Playing flute]
The idea was to dress
as toys, Hermey!
Um, I'm a misfit molar?
Oh, brother.
RUDOLPH, WHISPERING:
Just follow the others.
TOY TAKER:
You're an awfully...
big toy, aren't you?
I'm sorry, but I can't
take you with me.
You're too...
enormous!
[Whimpers]
[Sobs]
TOY TAKER: Good luck,
my hoppity bunny friend.
[Shrieks, whimpers]
[Howls]
[Sobs loudly]
SCOOP: Poor Bumble felt like
a lost child at the mall.
[Laughs]
Well, a very big child.
Now, even though
Bumbles aren't exactly...
the smartest of creatures...
a domesticated Bumble
is fiercely loyal.
That abominable snowman
knew his friends needed him.
By hook or by crook...
Bumble had to catch up
with that blimp... somehow.
[Laughs] Of course,
it's a well-documented fact:
Bumbles are notorious sinkers.
Poor Bumble didn't make it.
Don't worry, missy.
He'll catch up.
Bumbles always bounce back.
If my hunch is right,
the Toy Taker will lead us...
right to the missing toys.
Oh, Rudolph, look at them.
They're in some kind of trance.
The Toy Taker's flute
must pack some kind...
of hocus-pocus voodoo power.
[Whispering]
Don't worry, Mr. Kite.
We're here to rescue you.
In-tru-der!
TOY: Intruders!
Not so loud!
TOYS: Intruders! Intruders!
You're not toys!
We're friends of Santa!
And we want his toys back!
Surrender, you hooligan!
We got you surrounded.
Ha ha! Do you?
Sorry you can't stay
for the holidays!
Ta-ta!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Rudolph! No!
Uh! Unh!
Ohh! Uhh!
Huh? Clarice!
You saved me.
And I earned my wings.
Can't hold on much longer!
Wahoo!
Do do do, do do, do do, do do do
Na na na, di di di
Darn! Darn! Darn!
Got you now.
[Laughs maniacally]
Why, that little... allow me!
Nyuh?
Wah-hoo!
Hoy! Hoy, ah-ha!
Ta-da!
[Laughs uncontrollably]
[Laughs]
Hey, you're messing up my blimp!
Huh? Whoops.
What's that behind you?
Ha! I ain't a-fallin'
for that old trick.
BOOMERANG: G'daaaay!
Sorry, mate.
[Weakly] It's all right.
I--I--ha ha--
Nuh--whoa ho!
Cornelius! No!
Oh, brotheeeeer!
Oh, dear.
Looks like our friend
Yukon Cornelius is done for.
Or is he?
[Grunts and blabbers]
Whoooooo!
Mmm, paws off, ya yuckity yeti!
Oh! Whoa! Heh!
Yee hee ha ha! Whoa! Wah ha!
Wah ha ha ha ha ha!
CLARICE: We're losing altitude!
RUDOLPH: Try to save
the misfits!
Aye, aye, captain.
We've got a date
with the Toy Taker.
Let's go!
Eee! Aah!
Keep that light away from me.
Rudolph, he's scared
of your light.
Keep it glowing!
Attention, passengers.
This is Hermey,
your pilot, speaking.
No need to panic.
Everything's under control.
- We're doomed!
- Aah!
Whoa! Yah!
Big-time vertigo!
ALL: Whoa!
Faster, Bumble, faster!
Phe-ew!
[Laughing hysterically]
RUDOLPH: Hope you like
roller coasters.
CLARICE: Love 'em.
[Toy Taker laughing]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
- Whoa! Whoa!
- Whoa! Whoa!
- CLARICE: Ohh!
- RUDOLPH: Aah!
G'daaaay!
[Toy Taker laughs]
Rudolph, look!
BOTH: Aah!
Weeeeeeee!
Ah ha ha ha!
Uh-oh.
Whoa-oa-oa-oa! Uhh!
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-ah!
Aah!
[Snorts]
Surrender, Toy Taker.
I don't know
the meaning of the word.
It means you give up.
Now!
Blah!
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
We almost had him!
If only I had me some rope.
Will dental floss do?
It just might, dentist.
Waxed or unwaxed?
Uh... waxed.
Mint or cherry?
Ooh, just give me that!
Hop on, Yukon!
Time for some reindeer rodeo!
Yippy yi yay, wahoo!
You'll never catch me!
Never say never!
Gah!
Ooh... oh... ooh...
Oh, ho ho! Well done!
All of you.
Do you have any idea how much
trouble you've caused?
Let's see who he really is.
[Both gasp]
ALL: Huh?
Well, I'll be.
Pay no attention
to the teddy bear...
behind the cloak.
I am the Toy Taker!
Fear me!
Rrrah! Blah!
But... you're just
a teddy bear on stilts.
Won't anyone fear me?
Please?
Oh... oh, what's the use?
Whoo! Ooh!
CLARICE: Look, he's hurt.
Oh, tsk, tsk, tsk.
You've lost a lot
of stuffing, son.
I'm a very old
teddy bear, Santa...
and my seams just aren't
holding up the way they used to.
So, the stuffing
in the warehouse was yours.
And the peculiar footprints
were from the stilts.
But why would a teddy bear
steal toys?
Not steal, Rudolph. Rescue.
You see, my real name
is Mr. Cuddles.
My story begins
a long, long time ago.
MR. CUDDLES:
When I was a bear
Wrapped in beautiful paper
I found myself under a tree
When Christmas Day came
That's when I met my best friend
His very first present was me
And Steven played with me
all day long
He'd sleep with me
tight in his arms
He'd tell me stories
and sing me songs
Oh, my, what a glorious time
But not for long
Steven was growing up
Day after day
And he didn't have time
for his friend
I moved from the bed
To a chair, to a closet
And I knew it must be the end
I stayed for years
in a cardboard box
Till one day,
the garbageman came
They threw me out
Yes, they threw me out
Without any reason or rhyme
I was ashamed
Oh, I still remember my Steven
I've missed him for so long
If I could only
be with him again
That's where I still belong
And so, I became the Toy Taker
to spare other toys...
from the eternal darkness
of cardboard boxes...
and the harrowing indignity
of the trash heap.
[Sniffles]
[Blows loudly]
Oh, poor darling.
[Bawls loudly]
Mr. Cuddles, while it's true...
that many children
outgrow their toys...
I happen to know that
your boy's been looking for you.
He has?
Really?
I'll gladly
take you home to him.
And I bet Queen Camilla
can mend those seams.
Good idea, Hermey.
Silver and gold.
Gold and silver!
Why, there's silver and gold
in our peppermint mine!
Hoo hoo!
Wahoo!
We're back in business!
[Growls happily]
SCOOP: Rudolph flew Mr. Cuddles
to Castaway Cove...
where Queen Camilla personally
supervised his makeover.
Feeling better, dahlink?
Much.
And what about you, caribou?
Still want that nose job?
Well...
RUDOLPH: Land!
I love your nose
and everything about you.
Eeh aah!
Keep that light away from me.
Rudolph, he's scared
of your light!
Keep it glowing!
Rudolph, with your nose
so bright...
won't you guide
my sleigh tonight?
I think... maybe...
I'll just stick
with the nose I have.
I don't always like it...
but... well, I guess
we kind of sort of...
go together.
Are you mad?
I wouldn't change a thing
about you, Rudy, dahlink.
You pretty fabulous
just the way you are.
Well, maybe Rudolph realized...
that everything
he ever wanted...
was right under his nose
the whole time.
And when Mr. Cuddles
returned all the toys...
and the elves
packed Santa's sleigh...
everyone knew
deep in their hearts...
it was gonna be
the best Christmas ever.
It's gonna be the best
Christmas ever
It's gonna be
the finest Christmas ever
Could it be
a better Christmas? Never!
There won't
be one like today
Everything'll
be fine and dandy
Better keep
your hungry tummy handy
Gonna let you
fill it up with candy
'Cause on Christmas, it's OK
When everybody comes together
'Round the big old tree
We'll hang the tinsel,
string the lights
And laugh so merrily
It's gonna be
the best Christmas ever
It's gonna be the superest
Christmas ever
It's gonna be
the happiest Christmas
Never will there
be one like today
Everything will be
quite delightful
Wait until you see
all the lights
You'll never ever
have a better sight
Till you see Santa on his way
We had to use a ladder
Just to pile up all the toys
'Cause we have tons of goodies
For you special girls and boys
And it's gonna be
the best Christmas ever
It's gonna be the finest
Christmas ever
Could it be a better
Christmas? Never!
There won't be one like today
It's gonna be the happiest
Christmas ever
And the most fantabulous
Christmas ever
Everybody,
let's all get together
On this perfect
Christmas Day
He loves the dentures, dentist.
Just send me the bill.
Aw, it's on me.
Merry Christmas.
SCOOP: And wouldn't you know it?
Courtesy of Queen Camilla...
Hermey received
a special visitor.
[Gulps]
The tooth fairy.
Yoo-hoo!
Hermey the Elf, D.D.S.
Why, I'm Hermey
the Elf, D.D.S.
Ready for our date... sugar?
[Hermey whimpers]
Oh ho ho ho!
Don't be nervous, Mr. Cuddles.
Everything will work out fine.
This is the happiest
day of my life.
Oh ho ho ho!
Merry Christmas to all!
Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph, with your nose
so bright
"Won't you guide
my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
"You'll go down in history"
Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
"You'll go down in history"
Here in the night
Just for you and me
In all of the world
You're all I see
If we could fly away
Together we'll fly someday
And be who we are
Somewhere beyond the stars
If we made a wish
It might come true tonight
Just listen to the dreams
in your heart
Hold them and wish them
with all your might
And maybe someday
We'll know how close we are
Love is waiting there
Beyond the stars
if we could fly away
Together we'll fly someday
And be who we are
Somewhere beyond the stars
We can find our way
Beyond the stars
HERMEY: I told you,
sooner or later...
everyone needs
to see their dentist.
Enough with the gloating!
Open wide, now.
This won't hurt a bit.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys (2001)
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