01x09 - A Once in a Lifetime Chance

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A king of the hill. Final battle.

My toy. You will fight the Elite Four.

If you win, I will tell you

the details of your father's death.

You're wrong. I will be the first

to face you in battle. Matoi.

Lady Satsuki's impenetrable shield. I challenge you and I will crush you.

Good luck with that.

Fiber. Sacred eyes.

I don't remember anyone saying you had dibs on the new girl.

Yeah. I want to be the first to fight Matoi.

Who cares? I'll take all you pussies on right now.

You're such a fool. What was that?

You misunderstood our request. We'd each like

to have a go at defeating your

comrade one on one, as it were.

I have already decided who fights when it's hot.

Has anyone even bothered to notice that the pillars are different heights?

The more students you've defeated as an elite

four member, the higher your pillar.

Therefore, Gamagori is first. Inomatas next. Then Yakusa.

And then Sagiyama will have his turn.

sh*t, I kicked too much loser ass.

Guess your fighting style is more effective than you thought.

So the guy with the low quota gets to go first, eh?

I guess it pays to be merciful

with your fellow students. Ha. Gamu.

My quota is low because I only fight when provoked.

And when I get through with her,

you'll see how merciful I am.

Come on. What are you waiting for?

Why are you in such a hurry?

Our battle isn't supposed to begin until :. Huh?

I'm not going to wait around till :.

Let's get this over with. No, we will stick to the schedule.

That's what we call discipline. And those are the rules.

Honnouji Academy's King of the Hill. Final

battle will commence today starting at p.m.

It promises to be a bloody clash

between the student council's Elite four and second year class.

KS Ryuko Matoi. Tune in to Honnouji television for light coverage.

It's good, clean fun for all ages.

So get the family together and let's all watch it.

You hear that Ryuko's fighting today? Don't just stand there.

Go and steal is a TV so we can watch this thing.

Way ahead of you. I got one a long time ago. Atta boy, buddy.

Huh? Huh? Why isn't anything happening?

What the hell? Huh? Huh? Try hitting it.

Huh? That didn't work. Huh? Okay. There you go.

See what you see? Huh? Huh? Hey, look. Huh? It's empty.

It's not supposed to be empty inside.

Come on. Bust a move. Huh? We're

going to the appliance store right behind you.

I'm coming, too. Whoa. Whoa. No more stealing for me,

huh? Hey, you want to have some tea? Thanks.

The lunch my mom made. I'll give

you a million horsepower. You're a cinch to win.

You found yourself in another pickle. Hey, Marty.

Huh? Oh, hi, Mr. Mickey. Sookie, are

you going to help me? Sure.

You. Want to victory? Absolutely. After all,

I am her homeroom teacher. More or less.

Bastard. The hell did you do to her? Easy.

I just hit a pressure point to knock

her out so we could talk.

Okay. What do you want to talk about?

Drop out of the fight with the Elite Four.

Like hell I will. They're on a different

level than the club presidents you fought.

And if you're crazy enough to fight

all four of them in a row,

I have no idea what will happen to you in sunsets.

If you don't know, then keep your

opinions to yourself. Come on, Ryuko.

Okay. If you don't want me to fight, then start talking.

Tell me why my dad was k*lled and who did it.

Look, I. I can't. Then shut your mouth and find a seat.

Me and Sanchez are going to b*at

the crap out of Satsuki Kiryuin.

Then I'm going to make her tell me the truth.

I'll wring it out of her. Now

hurry up and snap mokko out of it.

Talking to her makes me feel a whole lot better than you.

Cause I'm going to be cheering for her super hard.

Do you know she's my bestest friend?

Well, don't get too carried away. Last thing I need is to get

on the student council's bad side because of you.

And what's a clarinet? Oh, nothing. Hey,

your mom's lunch rocks today. It's really good.

Begin.

Watch out. His Goku uniform transforms twice.

Are you listening? Oh, yes. What's up with you? Nothing.

Just thinking. What? You got an idea? I just might.

This guy is tough, so don't go spacing

out on me. Don't worry, I won't. Here we go.

That was your first and last transformation matter.

Three star Goku uniform. Shackle regalia.

Well, what do you want, a fight or not? Of course I do.

Then why aren't you attacking me? I love

how you guys think I'm stupid.

All calling me a fool. But you're a bigger fool, huh?

Oh, I know the deal. Your uniform

absorbs the power of whatever att*cks you

and turns it back on the attacker.

So I sure as hell ain't gonna att*ck you, Huh?

Then I guess you're an even bigger fool.

Oh, yeah. How? You didn't think I'd

anticipate such an obvious tactic?

What the. If you won't att*ck me. I'll att*ck myself.

I have my own special techniques for discipline.

I'll keep slapping and whipping and b*ating myself until I climax.

This is my dojo, Jibaku. What the hell? Let me show you.

Three star Goku uniform. Skirts. Regalia.

What are you waiting for? If you fall off the edge of

the platform, you lose the battle.

Nobody told me that was the rule.

I'm telling you now. I hope I've

cleared things up for you, Elsa. You did. Thank you so much.

I can do this all day. You know that, right?

So what's your next move? Nothing special.

Just your basic in your face abstract finishing move. Danny. Socieites.

His uniform has no life fibers on its surface.

There's nothing for me to absorb.

Seriously surprised. The surface of my shackle

regalia is armored fabric reinforced with a coating of special powers.

If you want to absorb its life fibers,

you'll have to cut through the outer armor first.

Then you'll have to thrust your blade into the uniform.

Thanks for the tip. Guess I know what to do now.

Bad idea. If you att*ck me, I become

that much stronger, Remember?

His regalia.

Look out. Oh, my God. That sucks.

That dumb ass is b*ating the crap out of her.

Oh, she'll be fine. I made a special

lunch for her to give her the energy to ride it out.

She can't lose. Go on, keep resisting.

Your karma is feeding me more power than any Goku uniform.

You're like a battery for my scourge regalia.

So keep on fighting. It's helping me win.

Oh, look at that. The poor little new girl is on the ropes.

She's an even bigger loss than I gave her credit for.

The disciplinary committee chairs, brows looking more furrowed than usual.

Yeah, well, that's because he's fighting in front

of his queen today, so he ain't holding back

my matoi. If there's anyone with a

greater will than yours, it's Gamagori.

This is unexpected. Why isn't the outgoing

student council president attending his graduation?

You want to take over the school and I can't let that happen.

So I'm here to stop you once and for all.

I can't leave here until I know

this school's safe from you and your tyranny.

Oh.

Steel armor. Clever. Oh, thanks. I got

it from some relatives who run an ironworks.

Good luck cutting through it. Even with your armor.

You can't defeat me. I never expected to.

Believe me. I know I'm not strong enough to b*at you.

Well, then why do you oppose me? I can't b*at you.

But I won't let you b*at me.

Come again? You can't b*at me because you

can't make me kneel to you.

So if you're planning on taking this school by force, beware.

I'll stand alone against you if I have to.

I'll show you. There are still people

in this world who will stand up to your kind of tyranny.

That is my purpose in life.

Then why don't we put your resolve to the test?

But you'll get no mercy if you fail.

I'll never kneel. Not to you. Oh.

I will never kneel to your.

The.

Did I? Did I lose Gamagori? Your will is strong and unshakable.

Join me. Be my shield and I will

put your resolve to good use.

If you're planning something big, aren't you?

People are pigs in human clothing.

But I will fight against everything this

world stands for and remake it.

In two years time, I will create

a new high school and it will be my army.

If you join me, I promise I will

grant you new strength and a new purpose.

Very well. I will wait two years for you.

Huh?

I told you before. I am Lady

Satsuki's Shield and I will crush you.

Keep dreaming. Cause there's no way I'm gonna lose to you.

What are you even fighting for? To

get revenge for your father's m*rder.

Is that it? Some petty vendetta. Now

you know why Lady Satsuki didn't jump at your challenge.

Such trivial things are beneath her.

Trivial. That's why you'll never b*at her.

And why you'll never b*at me either. Oh.

There's ryuko. Are you okay? Yeah.

Just caught me off guard, is all.

We've come this far, so it's too late to quit.

You're crazy and stupid. Bad combination. Your

luck's the only thing that's bad around here.

Cause you got to fight me. So let's fight.

Ha ha ha. What are you doing?

You can't just wail on him. You have to.

Yeah. He'll knock you on your ass again. She looks so desperate.

Oh, boy. I guess we're gone off the deep end for good.

Slash at me all you want, You'll never win.

You set a bad example with your rebellious ways.

Now accept your punishment. Scourge regalia. If b*ating

you means getting closer to finding out who k*lled my dad,

then God damn it, I'm going to b*at you. Get it? Go get it.

You have no idea who you're dealing with.

I am the disciplinary committee. I lead by example.

That's why I bind and whip myself so mercilessly.

It's how I inspire you. Troublemakers to change

your ways and become productive students.

It's how I bring order to the chaos at Honnoji Academy.

The shackle regalia is the embodiment of that ethos.

If you refuse to conform to the rules,

that's when I bury my compassion and bring out the whip.

That is the scourge regalia. And if that still

doesn't convince you to fall in line,

then you leave me no choice.

I'll unleash the might of the shackle regalia upon you.

I'm going to revoke your independent status

and mold you into a proper student.

You are the sluttiest uniform I've ever seen.

How dare you come to school wearing that? It's disgusting.

It's deviant. It's depraved. What about your precious lady, Satsuki?

Lady Satsuki is an exception. What?

Her iron will and well-trained body are

ideal and make anything she wears noble and pure.

Oh, come on. That's BS and you know it.

My scissor. Oh, crap. Hahahahaha. I finally rattled your cage.

Now then Ryuko Matoi. I'm going to mold you into shape

after I'm done with you. You'll look

like a proper female student. Consider it a fresh start.

And now taste my moves. Go on,

Struggle and reflect on your wicked ways.

Turning her into a human waffle. That's it.

Yes. I will straighten you out. I won't

stop until you're molded into a proper student.

Do you want to win? What kind of question is that?

Of course I want to win. Then I just might have an idea.

Isn't what you were thinking about before? Yes.

May I handle this? Go for it. Why

the transformation might have broken her out of the mold.

But if she thinks she'll win like that, she's mistaken.

Well, that's an improvement on your appearance.

Perhaps you're starting to see things my way after all.

Oh, blow it out your ass, you bondage loving tool.

You'll learn some manners at the end of my whip.

Huh? I'm not sure what you were thinking,

but if I got a surprise for you.

See, you've played right into my hands,

and now I'm gonna strangle you.

Running short on breath, are we? If only

you had your blade, you could fight back.

Oh, yes. It's over. I wanted to gather more Kamui data.

No, wait. Something's wrong. You're a fool. Gamu. Gorey synchronization.

Wrong. Ha ha ha.

Oh, no, Saint Kitts said. Don't lose your.

She turned her camera into a blade.

You don't have enough energy left to change into.

Your skirts are clear to you.

Too late now. Your life fibers are totally exposed.

Finishing move. Cindy Soon-shiong's.

Possible.

Oh.

His resolve was clouded by his arrogance. What a shame.

Now, that's what I call an idea.

If a Goku uniform can specially transform, then why can't I?

I love it when you think out of the box like that.

It learned how to reconfigure itself based on the situation.

Very impressive. But still, I wish I could feel happier for her.

What? Ha ha. How pathetic. I can't

live with this kind of disgrace.

Ha!

Lady Satsuki. It's too early to be kneeling

in defeat, so wipe your tears.

See that kid yelling one down? You are correct. Huh?

That means I will be your next opponent.

You are free to rest if you wish.

Are you freaking kidding? I got three

more of your chumps to burn through,

and then I'm coming after you. Now, are you going?

Come on, let's get this over with.

You're so impatient. But I can relate.

I hate wasting time to.

To be skilled at finding data is to be skilled at love.

To be skilled at data analysis is to be skilled at love.

One must observe the signs thoroughly. Man versus woman.

Who will win next time on k*ll La k*ll.

I want to know more about you.