[GIA] Back in high school,
Lina falls in love with a boy.
Only she maintains he was
never, ever a boy.
He was born a god.
In a matter of weeks,
she gets to know everything about him.
"Man, if guys only knew,"
she jokes to her best friend Jennifer,
"how much we think about them."
Lina's always honest
about things like that.
But Jennifer isn't willing to admit
she's ever done anything similar.
Like finding out every single
thing about someone
to whom you have never spoken.
Phone number by heart.
And in two weeks, you've dialled
the first six numbers
about a thousand times.
And your heart explodes
right before the seventh number.
Your finger pulses on it,
but you never, ever press it.
[GASPS]
[TEENAGE LINA]
Aidan, I watched that show
you told me about, Star Search.
Yeah.
[TEENAGE LINA]
There was this one girl on it.
She sang "Crazy."
Only...
she did it very fast-like.
It was nice.
But...
- But?
- I don't know.
I-I would've done it...
regular.
You got a real nice voice,
you know that?
Maybe you could get on there.
[TEENAGE LINA]
You know when you're listening
to a song and it feels
like it's about one person?
Every song, I guess,
is about that person.
Hmm. [CHUCKLES]
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
[INDISTINCT NEWSCAST PLAYING OVER RADIO]
[RADIO STATIC]
[JUICE NEWTON'S
"ANGEL OF THE MORNING" PLAYING]
♪ There's no need to take a stand ♪
♪ For it was I who chose to start ♪
♪ I see no need to take me home ♪
♪ I'm old enough to face the dawn ♪
♪ Just call me angel of the morning ♪
♪ Angel ♪
Aidan.
♪ Just touch my cheek ♪
♪ Before you leave me, baby ♪
- [KNOCKING]
- [GASPING]
♪ Just call me angel of the morning... ♪
Hi.
Hey, Mrs. Matthews.
He's leaking fluid from his left eye.
- Great. Got it.
- Probably pink eye.
Okay, come in, come in.
I suggest keep him home
tomorrow, see the doctor.
I'd keep him away from the other one.
Okay. Great.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
♪ Maybe the sun's light... ♪
- [BUZZING]
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
♪ And it won't matter anyhow ♪
[WATER STEAMING, SIZZLING]
Mom?
♪ If morning's echo says we've sinned ♪
Mom?
♪ Well, it was what I wanted now... ♪
Mom?
- What are you doing?
- I'm trying to get a kink
out of my back with the de-kinker...
[BABY SCREAMING]
- [WATER SPLASHING]
- Oh, my God!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- [BABY CRYING]
- [STAMMERS] Okay.
- [GLASS SHATTERS]
- [RYAN] Oh, my God!
Ryan, you cannot...
[BABY CRYING]
- [MUFFLED GRUNTING]
- Mommy?
[TENSE, HAUNTING MUSIC]
♪
[HIGH-PITCHED RINGING]
- [BABY CRYING]
- [RYAN] Mom? Oh, my God.
- Mom.
- It's okay.
- [RYAN] Are you okay?
- [HIGH-PITCHED TONE]
Hello?
- [MUTED HUMMING]
- [HEART b*ating]
[RYAN] Mom!
[BABY CRYING]
Go help your brother.
Go get him, honey.
[GROANING]
♪ haunting music ♪
Mom. Mom.
[HIGH-PITCHED RINGING]
[SOBBING] Oh, my God. Mom.
Honey, you got to get...
You got to go help your brother, okay?
I'm having a heart att*ck.
I can't die in front of my boys!
My boys are here.
Please, please come...
[HYPERVENTILATING]
[SIRENS WAILING]
[ED] Sorry to bring you
all the way out here...
for a frazzled housewife.
[PARAMEDIC] It-it happens
more often than you think.
[ED] I'm sure of it.
All right, well, take care, now.
[PARAMEDIC] Yeah, you, too.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[FOOTSTEPS]
[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]
[ED SIGHS]
Big night.
I thought I was gonna die.
[ED] Yeah, well, you didn't.
What would you have said
to the kids, then?
What? If you d*ed?
Mm-hmm.
Come on now, Lina.
Come on now what?
[ED] Well, you-you...
[ED SIGHS]
You're a young, healthy woman.
[GRUNTS] There's nothing
the matter with you.
Any problems you got...
they're in your head.
My pain is not...
in my head, Ed.
[CHURCH ORGAN PLAYING]
[PASTOR] The body of Christ.
[QUIET CHATTER]
Hi.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
Lina, you coming?
[LINA] Yeah, Mom.
See you guys there.
Okay.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
That looks like a month of gymnastics.
This was on clearance.
- Ross?
- Uh, Macy's.
Fancy.
I spoke to Stacey Matthews.
g*dd*mn it.
She said you were sleeping
in the parking lot at school.
In your car?
No, I was not sleeping. She's...
God, I was just thinking.
Have anything to do
with your... episode?
Is that what Ed said?
Jesus Christ. You know, what are
you, spying on my entire life?
[ROSEMARY] Watch your mouth.
She said "g*dd*mn it."
'Cause I put salt in my g*dd*mn coffee.
He's your husband.
He's just worried about you.
And I would appreciate if y'all
wouldn't talk to my husband
about my issues.
So, y'all are having issues.
You know what? I'm considering things.
I'm being interested in exploring things
and feelings.
Like maybe we shouldn't always...
Okay, enough with your feelings, Leen.
You got enough feelings
to clog a toilet.
Did y'all hear about this senator guy?
[RANDY] Oh, yeah. What's his name?
I heard Jim going on about him.
- Richard something?
- Mourdock.
If he knows how to cook eggs over easy,
- he's got my vote.
- What about him?
Apparently, they say he might lose now.
To the Democrat.
'Cause he was saying...
if you get pregnant from...
it's 'cause God intended it.
What's... From what? I missed the word.
- r*pe.
- [ROSEMARY] That's disgusting.
Don't talk with your mouth full.
So, sorry, he's saying being r*ped
is all part of God's plan?
[ROSEMARY] Oh, finally.
[WAITRESS] Sorry about that, ma'am.
Yeah, sorry-schmorry.
No, he's saying if you's r*ped
and you get pregnant, you still
shouldn't have an abortion
because the baby was God's plan.
Missy, no one's having no abortion.
So if I was r*ped by some animal,
I could not have an abortion?
[RANDY] Can we talk
about something else?
- [SIGHS]
- I get about 18 minutes a week
away from Todd and the little monsters.
Sometimes they make me wish
I wasn't such a good Christian
woman, if you know what I mean.
- Randy.
- [RANDY] Stop.
I'm joking.
We all know Lina's the only one of us
that'd ever have an abortion.
Danica Tompkins had one.
That's... What are you doing?
Missy, just shut up.
That baby had problems,
and you know that.
[ROSEMARY] That baby was a child of God.
- She had no right.
- Mom, it could've k*lled her.
[RANDY] See?
Oh, and I would not...
have one.
[SIGHING]
[DR. HENRY] So, tell me.
[LINA] Mm-hmm?
- What were you doing?
- [LINA] When?
When you called the ambulance.
Oh. I wasn't doing anything.
- [LAUGHS]
- Oh, you were just sitting there
staring at the wall?
N-No. I, uh, was, uh, cleaning.
My eldest had spilled his OJ,
and I was cleaning it up.
Hmm.
Okay.
Oh, and I also, um...
I was looking up someone
from my past on Facebook.
[DR. HENRY] Mm-hmm. Ah.
Yeah. But that didn't
cause me any panic.
Well, why would it?
How did it make you feel
seeing this person?
He. It's a he.
- [DR HENRY] Well, duh.
- [BOTH LAUGH]
I felt, I felt...
alive.
Hmm.
Ooh, but it's not right
and I know it's not.
Plus the fact, okay, so
his wife is like a supermodel.
I made the mistake
of clicking on her profile...
[DR. HENRY] Shh.
- So, two things.
- Yeah.
One, best thing for anxiety is...
- Breathing.
- Exercise.
- Exercise.
- Exercise. Running.
Lifting. Fornicating.
Okay? And two, but
a very close number two, is...
talking.
Okay? So, I got an idea.
It's a woman's group.
A group. [CLEARS THROAT]
Sort of, yeah.
Um, for what?
For women, sweetheart.
[LAUGHS]
No, you know,
you can talk about your life.
Have people there that'll listen.
Sounds like something new.
Sounds like something special.
Sounds like something women
don't usually have.
- Yeah. Sure.
- Yeah.
Cool. And how much does it cost?
[LAUGHS] Sweetheart. It's free, honey.
It's like a research group, okay?
All it'll cost you is a little
bit of time and some honesty.
And, baby, you get what you pay for.
All right?
Okay.
Oh, gosh.
- [DR. HENRY] But, honey?
- Yeah?
If looking up your old flame
on Facebook were a crime,
whole world would be in jail.
[LAUGHS]
[DR. HENRY] Hell, I'd be
serving two life sentences.
[LAUGHS] Yeah.
[GIA] She realised that for years
she had been forcing compensation.
Every time Ed ignored her in bed,
she'd wake up in the morning
and ask him to fix something
in the house.
It was the same thing
her mother did to her father.
It was a way to make up
for not being loved enough.
Looks like Sara-Beth is getting married.
And she's having this bachelorette party
and the whole nine.
I mean, we haven't spoken in years,
but we were so, so close in school.
Looks like it's in Indy, so...
God, can you imagine?
Ryan's just about seven,
and in all those years,
I've never spent one night
away from him.
Isn't that funny?
[ED CHUCKLES] What's funny...
is "bachelorette"
isn't even a real word.
It is, too.
What do they do?
Get together and rag on their husbands?
[ED CHUCKLES]
Speaking of which...
Hmm?
Where you going?
I'm going to that women's group.
- What about the boys?
- [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
[SLOW, SOMBER MUSIC]
♪
[INHALES DEEPLY]
[SIGHS]
Hey, baby.
I think...
that I might be...
about to freak the f*ck out.
[DR. HENRY] Hmm.
I believe you, baby,
but here's the thing.
The women in that group
are counting on you.
So, sometimes... sometimes,
you got to fake it to make it.
Okay?
That time is now, okay?
[SIGHS]
All right?
You can do this. Come on.
♪ "Non c'è più niente da fare"
by Bobby Solo ♪
♪
[MAN SINGING IN ITALIAN]
[ITALIAN SINGING CONTINUES]
[SONG ENDS]
[WOMAN] Okay.
I've been very busy
in the kitchen this week with my mom.
No pressure, if you don't like
the sweets or something.
Remember, it's the chocolate chip.
Is that new? Have you had that...
Not just your
run-of-the-mill female B.O.
I mean, what is going on down here?
It's something between a fish
hatchery and a can of wet cigarettes.
Menthol, I hope?
Menthol, I wish. [LAUGHS]
You know, boric acid is great for that.
Well, I'll tell you one thing.
Dicks also smell.
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, God.
They don't know how to take care of it,
but dicks do not stink
nearly as bad as balls do.
[LAUGHTER]
- Ew.
- [DR. HENRY] Old balls?
You ever smell old balls?
It's... it is O.B., not B.O.
God, totally, it's like
malt balls and horses.
Ew!
They really do. What are men doing?
No, no, no, no, no.
That is my cue to leave.
[OVERLAPPING GOODBYES]
- I still think he's so hot.
- Bye, balls.
[LIZZIE] Oh, wait, you guys,
I've got something freaky
that happened to me last week.
- Oh.
- [NERVOUS LAUGHTER]
So, me and Jeff, you know, the new guy,
we're going at it, and he asks
what my last boyfriend's
name was, so I just tell him.
[GIA] Um, Kent, right?
[LIZZIE] Yep, Kent.
So, then he says, "Did Kent
like it when he f*cked that fat p*ssy?"
- [GASPING]
- [GROANING]
Uh, literally as the only
lesbian in here, no, thank you.
- "Fat p*ssy"? Come on, girl.
- [WOMAN] No.
- [LAUGHTER]
- We don't like that.
I don't know what-what came over me.
I just turned into a whore.
[LINA] What?
What did you say?
I said, "f*ck yeah, he liked it."
And then I said,
"And he liked to come in it, too."
And then he just finishes right there.
- [LAUGHING]
- [GROANING]
[FRANCINE] Did you?
- Of course not.
- [FRANCINE] Of course not.
Did you like it?
Um, I don't... I guess. Ugh.
It was confusing, like...
Like, what was that?
Yeah. It's cuckolding.
- [WOMAN] What?
- It's a thing.
Some guys like to watch their
girlfriends f*ck other men.
And some just like to hear about it?
Sounds about right.
Apparently. [LAUGHS]
Wait, wait, wait, so hold on a second.
Did you like it?
Why does he get to just say that
without even asking first?
I get it, I guess. I get it.
And I don't like it.
[LAUGHTER]
[LIZZIE] You know, it made me,
like, really lubricated, but, like...
does that... does that mean, am I...
am I disgusting?
I mean, I didn't like it,
but clearly, my "fat p*ssy" did.
I mean, the p*ssy wants what it wants.
- [LAUGHTER]
- Exactly.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
[GIA] Lina? [LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS] Yes?
Are you married?
- [LINA] Yes.
- Kids?
- I have two, yep.
- [GIA] Nice.
Your husband loves to watch you
with other guys, right?
[LAUGHING] No. My husband, no.
No, he... he, uh...
he actually said that kissing me
gives him the heebie-jeebies
the way wet wool does, so...
[CATHY] That fucker.
He called you "wet wool"?
Yeah. Yes.
- Yeah.
- [BARBARA] Is he sick?
[LINA LAUGHS]
How did that feel for you?
Um...
James Bond...
[LAUGHS]
Um... sorry.
[LAUGHTER]
Bye. [LAUGHS]
I was reading this
waiting for my appointment
the other day.
I mean, it's a James Bond story,
which, um, I just thought it was gonna
take me out of my own head.
It ended up just exactly
being about my marriage.
[GIA] Yeah, it's Quantum of Solace.
Yeah.
[LAUGHS] Yeah.
How did you know that?
My dad, actually, he...
he loved that story, too.
He-he would read it all the time,
and he's not the kind of dude
who likes short stories.
Tell them.
[LINA] Um, well...
it's called Quantum of Solace.
And it's, uh, the James Bond...
Um, Ian Fleming writes about
this law he created
called the Quantum of Solace.
And, basically, it's...
all our marriages will be fine
as we long as we treat each
other with some basic humanity.
It's when we start being cruel,
like when we start, um,
treating each other like we don't care
if the other person... is dead.
That's, uh, when we've crossed
over into the end of times.
Like in your marriage or the world.
When one person just...
You know, there's really
no coming back from that.
And, yeah, that's me and Ed.
That's... We're...
Oof, no, it's Ed.
Damn.
Okay, he hasn't touched me
in three months.
It'll be three months in 17 days.
- I have a calendar.
- [WOMAN] That's awful.
[LINA] And we're not...
I-I clean the urine off the seat
and I pack him a lunch to go.
- Same as I do for the kids.
- [OTHERS GROANING]
He takes out the trash.
He, uh, uh, doesn't hit me.
He pays the bills.
But he does not touch me.
And I'm not... I mean, he doesn't...
like, he doesn't "touch me."
- Yeah.
- [BARBARA] That's a low bar.
In fact, I-I don't know if we've ever
truly kissed.
- [WOMAN] Get out of here.
- [WOMAN 2] What?
- What?
- Damn.
[GIA] Kissing is... It's important.
[HUSHED CHATTING]
It's the most important thing
in the world to me.
[OTHERS MURMURING]
[LINA] So, uh, I, uh...
got on Facebook.
I was reconnecting with
an old friend on Facebook.
[LAUGHS] Reconnecting
with a friend on Facebook
is how I got a kid.
[LINA] Yeah, but this is like my...
- [LAUGHTER]
- This is... Yeah.
But this, but this is my one true love
from high school.
He's the only man I ever wanted.
He's my true love.
And I saw him on Facebook.
[SIGHS] He looked great.
- [WOMAN] Really?
- [LAUGHTER]
And better. You know how men age.
How do they...? They get better.
They get the jaw and the stubble.
They just... And, um...
I wrote him a note.
He...
His face.
His...
[SIGHS] It takes my breath away.
[KAREN] Damn.
- Are you gonna meet up?
- Oh, I...
Uh...
I don't know.
I have mixed feelings about
being dishonest with Ed,
'cause I'll tell y'all this,
though, that S.O.B.
has 17 days left to touch me
or I am leaving.
[KAREN] Yes.
On the nose?
It's been too long already.
On the nose.
- 17 days and I'm done.
- 17 days. Done.
- [LINA] Yeah.
- [BARBARA] Good. Good.
Make sure that you get
the e-vite if you want.
- Get you on there.
- Yeah, of course.
The other thing about Jeff
is he loves it when I
- put my finger in his butt.
- Okay.
But do you think that means
he's a little gay?
- No, no, no, you're fine.
- Are you sure?
- I promise, yeah, you're good.
- 'Cause I just...
- Don't worry. It's normal. Yeah.
- Okay.
[LIZZIE] Who wants to drive me home?
sh*t.
- [BELL CLANGING]
- [ENGINE STARTS]
[BELL CLANGING]
[APPROACHING TRAIN HORN]
[TRAIN CLATTERING]
[TEENAGE LINA] I can't get Aidan hard.
I'm not, you know...
hot.
- [TRAIN RUMBLING]
- [BELL CLANGING]
[SHAKY BREATHS]
[TEENAGE LINA]
And he thinks it is, with me?
What movie?
[MAN IN MOVIE]
He-he put that thing on me.
And-and-and he made me wear it.
That's scary, isn't it?
[MAN IN MOVIE]
He-he, he told me to f*ck her.
And I did. I-I f*cked her.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God, he had a g*n in my mouth.
That-that f*cking g*n was in my throat!
f*ck!
[AUDIENCE MURMURING, LAUGHING]
[ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC]
♪
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
Too scary?
Maybe a little.
You're gonna miss the ending.
Nah.
I seen it already.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Why'd you come?
[ATMOSPHERIC VOCALISING]
♪
♪ Atmospheric vocalising ♪
♪
- [TRAIN CLATTERING]
- [BELL CLANGING]
[TRAIN HORN BLARING]
[MAN ON TV] But you know it, I know it,
we all know that Roe is
currently the law of the land.
But there's a problem,
and the problem is us.
We're people. We're fallible.
We make mistakes.
Which is why, unlike a lot
of other candidates,
I'm not afraid to publicly
declare myself...
[CELL PHONE CHIMES, BUZZES]
[GENTLE, TRANQUIL MUSIC]
_
♪
_
_
[PHONE WHOOSHES]
♪ "Sweet Somethin' Steady"
by Romi Mayes ♪
♪
♪ Don't want no fancy diamonds ♪
♪ Don't want your mother's pearls ♪
♪ Don't want you to tell me
that I'm your only girl ♪
♪ Just want a man to come on by ♪
♪ Pick me up and take me for a ride ♪
♪ Now, why can't you be my sweet
somethin' steady on the side? ♪
[INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TV]
Okay.
[ED WHISTLES]
- Huh?
- Fancy.
Oh, thank you. Um, he drank half that.
I don't really know
what's going on, but he's down.
And I will see you in the morning.
- In the morning?
- Mm-hmm.
You'll be asleep soon, okay? Right, Ed?
- [ED] Yep.
- Right?
It just doesn't make that much sense.
- What?
- Well, you spend the money
- on the hotel.
- I'm not...
You're only going 35, 40 miles away.
Just can't square it.
Look, th-they're bathed, they're fed.
All you got to do
is get him to sleep, right?
[STAMMERS] You want me to worry about
- having to drive a whole hour?
- [ED] No.
I mean, I told you I'm splitting
the room with three other girls,
for crying out loud.
[ED] All right. I'm just saying.
[RYAN] Mom!
Whoa. What happened, buddy?
- Leen.
- Okay, well, I...
- Ed, you can also help.
- Mom, help.
Okay, honey. It's okay.
Oh, man.
[LINA] It's dry out, huh?
Sit down, head back. Remember?
- Ooh, that's a lot of blood.
- [LINA] Okay.
Uh-huh.
Just apply pressure
and put your head back.
You're really gonna
leave now, like this?
I am gonna leave.
But are you gonna be okay? Huh?
You still remember how to dial 911?
Can you remember the numbers?
[ED] Well, yeah, of course I do.
I'm still paying off your false alarm.
[SIGHS]
[ED] All right, buddy,
keep your head up.
[ENGINE STARTS]
♪ "Another Bottle of Wine"
by Houston We Have a Problem ♪
♪
♪ Don't think
I can stand it anymore... ♪
[LIVELY CHATTER]
♪ I could be the way I was
before you left me ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh... ♪
[CHEERING]
♪ Another bottle of wine ♪
♪ Can you see, oh-oh,
through the pain in my mind? ♪
♪ Living, oh-oh,
on my own all the time ♪
[JOYFUL SCREAMING]
♪ I don't think
I will go to work today... ♪
[WOMAN] Lick the balls, lick the balls.
[LIVELY CHATTER]
♪ Please help me, whoa-oh-oh... ♪
[LIVELY CHATTER CONTINUES]
Hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Okay, b*tches.
[LAUGHTER]
Now, most of us have known
Sara-Beth since IU.
[CHEERING]
And we've seen her go pretty wild.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm-I'm not gonna lie,
it's a little bittersweet
to watch her shut down
the 24-hour speedway between her legs.
[LAUGHTER]
Bitch, she's getting married!
[CHEERING]
Cheers.
[LIVELY CHATTER]
Who ordered that?
I did.
Well, I mean, it's Sara-Beth's
last night as a single gal.
I say we all get a little wild.
Actually, the wedding
ain't till next weekend.
Who's with me? Who's with me?!
[STRAINED LAUGHTER]
- [COUGHING]
- [WOMAN] Is she okay?
[ZAC BROWN BAND'S "CASTAWAY" PLAYING]
- Oh, my God.
- ♪ Pour me another one ♪
- This is my favourite song.
- ♪ Make it a strong one ♪
♪ We're gonna have some fun ♪
[MUTTERING]
♪ Tonight ♪
Come on.
Come on, you guys.
- [LAUGHTER]
- Should we?
- She's up. She's-she's going.
- [LAUGHING] Okay.
♪ I wanna be a castaway... ♪
Come on!
♪ Take a tropic holiday ♪
Come on!
♪ Say goodbye... ♪
You know what? You do you.
You do you, girl.
♪ By the coast,
Pacifico and chasing lime ♪
♪ Easy living down in paradise ♪
♪ Pour me another one ♪
♪ Make it a strong one ♪
♪ We're gonna have some fun tonight ♪
♪ Just like the other one ♪
[CHEERING]
♪ Make it a double rum ♪
♪ We're gonna castaway tonight ♪
♪ I'm in an island state of mind ♪
♪ Don't think I'm ever gonna leave ♪
♪ I'd rather stay and watch the waves ♪
♪ Move the sand beneath my feet ♪
♪ Reggae on the radio ♪
♪ Laying low and feeling high ♪
♪ Easy living down in paradise ♪
♪ Pour me another one ♪
♪ Make it a strong one ♪
♪ We're gonna have some fun tonight ♪
♪ Just like the other one ♪
♪ Make it a double rum ♪
♪ We're gonna castaway tonight ♪
♪ Castaway ♪
♪ Ride the waves like we're young ♪
♪ 'Cause time flies by
and soon we'll be older ♪
♪ It's better to live in the moment ♪
♪ Than stuck in the past fast asleep ♪
♪ As the world passes by ♪
♪
♪ Ay-ya-yo ♪
♪ The good times are free ♪
♪ And nobody can take that away ♪
♪ Oh-yo-eh ♪
♪ Come and castaway ♪
[SONG ENDS]
- [CRICKETS CHIRPING]
- [TRAFFIC HUMMING]
[MUTTERING]
Oh, God, please, God, you know me.
You know I deserve this.
I deserve one good thing.
Besides the kids. Oh, my God.
But you know what I mean.
[FAUCET RUNNING]
[SHUTS OFF FAUCET]
[CELL PHONE CHIMES, BUZZES]
[SCREAMS]
Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
[GLEEFUL SHRIEKING]
[SIGHS]
[KNOCKING]
[TAKES DEEP BREATH]
[SWEEPING, ETHEREAL MUSIC]
♪
Hey, Kid.
Hey yourself.
I, uh...
I had a few.
Oh, I had a few, too. [LAUGHS]
My stepdad d*ed.
What?
I'm just... I'm coming from the funeral.
The... Not the funeral,
the-the after-party.
Okay, I'm so sorry.
[AIDAN SIGHS]
It's-it's mighty hot in here.
Yeah. Um...
We could, uh, uh, open a window
or we could turn down the...
I think there's a thermostat or...
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
[SOFT, GENTLE MUSIC]
♪
It's been a heck
of a long while, Mr. Hart.
Sure has.
♪
♪
[LAUGHING]
♪
♪
Aidan, I'm on my period.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Oh, God.
So, you're ragging?
Yeah. Is that okay?
That is more than okay.
[LINA] Oh, God, I want
to feel you inside me.
[AIDAN] Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna...
Do you want me to get a towel?
I'm gonna go get a towel. Okay.
♪
♪
Oh, my God.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
- Aidan.
- Hmm?
It's been a long time since
I've been with another man.
Like 11 years.
Okay.
So, I'm sorry if I'm a little tight.
[SOFT, ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC]
♪
[GASPING]
[PANTING]
[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
[LAUGHING] Dude.
I want you to flood me.
[MOANING]
[BOTH GRUNTING, PANTING]
Oh, God. Oh, my God.
Oh!
♪
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[DOOR CLOSES]
[DEEP, ECHOING BREATHS]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[DEEP SIGH]
[DOOR OPENS]
How about this?
Mind if I wear these home?
Hmm? [GRUNTING]
[LAUGHING]
I can't.
I can't. These almost fit.
[LINA LAUGHING]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
It's a half moon tonight, I think.
You're still the silliest boy,
aren't you?
Well, don't...
don't you want to clean up?
No.
No, it's okay.
- Well, don't...
- It's late.
[AIDAN CHUCKLES]
I'm not even gonna go upstairs to bed.
I'll just sleep down
on the couch with the dogs.
[CHUCKLES]
[PANTS ZIPPING]
[SOFT, INTRIGUING MUSIC]
♪
♪
[DOOR OPENS]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
It's good to see you.
It's good to see you, too, Kid.
Thank you.
Thank you.
♪
♪
[SQUEALING]
[LAUGHS, SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
Oh, thank you, God.
Thank you, thank you.
[SOBBING]
Oh, my God.
And you just, like...
[SIGHS]
You just get lost.
And, you know,
I spent my whole life, like,
worried about what God would think.
And there I was in a hotel bed
with a man who's...
not my husband, and...
I felt that God...
Like, this is what it's all about.
And there was this moment where, um...
I was about to give up on him and...
he Facebooks me in that exact second.
I mean, it was like...
It was like...
God compelled him to do it.
Do you think you're, um...
you know...
comporting yourself
the way a mother should?
[DELIA] I thought you'd
leave your husband first.
[BARBARA] Yeah,
you're leaving him so soon.
- Why cheat?
- [LIZZIE] Yeah.
Okay, I just want you to know... Wait.
I'm not... I wasn't
in any pain that night.
And, like, my whole life is pain.
I've... This...
Okay, I have pain in my joints
and I have pain inside,
but th... I have pain all over me and...
I'm not in any pain
when I'm with that man, and...
Yeah, so, you can all judge me.
You can judge me.
Until you've felt what I felt,
I really don't give a flying...
f*ck what y'all think.
[OTHERS GASPING]
What the f*ck is
this stupid group anyway?
- [MURMURING]
- [GIA] It's all right.
[SNIFFLES]
Oh, my God.
Hi, I'm so, so sorry. It's my fault.
I'm the one who started
that f*cking thing.
Okay, well, I got to get home,
so thank you...
Can I, um...? Can I maybe get a-a ride?
I-I don't have a car anymore.
Um... Uh...
Um, sure.
Thank you.
Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry. Thank you.
[SIGHS] You know they're just
being jealous dicks in there.
Yeah, I don't really want... It's
just... Yeah. Where you going?
Uh... I need to eat, so...
And I want beer. [LAUGHS]
Is there anywhere I can get
wings and beer?
Um, Kilroy's has beer and wings, probably.
Great. Kilroy's.
You want to go to Kilroy's with me?
- Who are you?
- I'm...
You don't really seem
like a therapist to me.
Oh. Yeah. Well...
I am honestly the farthest thing
from a f*cking therapist
that I can imagine.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Lina, can I ask you a question?
How many guys have you slept with?
Oh, um, four.
- Five now, actually, so...
- [GIA LAUGHS]
You?
Ten.
Fifteen.
Huh?
Seventeen.
Holy crap. Whoa.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
- I'm sorry.
- It's not that many.
[LAUGHTER]
I just... No, it's that,
um, you just don't seem...
- Like a whore?
- No. No, no.
- No, I was not gonna say that.
- You can totally say that.
I would never, ever, ever
call you that, ever. Ever.
I was gonna say you seem smart.
[CHUCKLES]
[EXHALES] Sorry.
No.
Um...
I'm just... I'm just gonna
be real with you.
For a second. I'm in, like, in a...
a pretty effed-up place
in my life right now.
And, um...
There's just, like, some really,
really bad sh*t going on.
But mostly I'm...
I'm about to get sued.
Yeah, by a big publisher for
stealing their money
and not writing a book and...
Yeah.
I guess I just need, like, a friend.
And I really need to find
someone to write about.
What?
Lina. The way that you think about love
and talk about love
and the way that you want love,
it's like the most beautiful
thing in the whole world.
- [LINA CHUCKLES]
- No, I mean it,
and I just want to listen
to you for a while.
I just...
Like hang out with me? [LAUGHS]
- Yeah.
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
Yeah, like... Like hang out or...
I just... Like, what if there
was a girl on the other side
of the planet who reads about you
and who's like, "Oh, my God,
that's exactly how I feel."
And for, like, two minutes
in her f*cking life,
she doesn't feel alone anymore.
Like Quantum of Solace.
I mean...
It's not quite really like that.
Some great love story with Aidan.
I mean, it's more like...
I mean, I'm reeling him in.
Like, I am like...
[GIA CHUCKLES]
It's like... It's shameful and crazy.
Oh, no, no, it's not crazy.
I don't think it is either.
I just know that's what
other people think so sometimes
I just say what I think other
people want me to say.
Oh, my God, I do the same thing.
Why do we do that?
[LAUGHS] I don't know.
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
[GIA CHUCKLES]
Actually, I think nothing
you do for love is crazy.
Yeah.
f*ck.
What?
Oh, can I just buy you a beer?
Please let me buy you a beer.
No, I have to go home, but I, uh...
maybe I could get a babysitter
for next week?
Yeah. Yes. One thousand percent.
I mean, like...
I live here now, so any time
you want to hang out...
What? You live here?
Yeah.
Oh, God, why?
Because of you.
Because I have been trying to find you.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
♪ gentle music ♪
♪
Do you really think that, though?
Think what?
That nothing you do for love is crazy?
I think giving up on love is crazy.
- Can I still get a ride?
- Yes. Yep.
- [BOTH LAUGH]
- Thanks.
[RADIO TELEVANGELIST] Now...
we all like a nice Friday night
but getting there, to get to Friday,
we have to follow God's lyrics
throughout the week.
Now, that means...
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
[STUDENTS WHOOPING, CLAMOURING]
[EERIE MUSIC]
♪
[VELCRO RIPS]
Here.
[TEENAGE LINA]
You're not gonna tell Aidan...
Right?
No.
Of course not.
Thanks.
[BOY] Hey.
I'm sorry
that you got to do that to yourself.
It sucks big-time.
Yeah.
[RADIO TELEVANGELIST] ...talking
about today is fidelity.
Now, we know that our Lord is faithful.
And He expects the same from us,
both in our relationship with
Him and in all the facets of...
[THE OUTFIELD'S "YOUR LOVE" PLAYING]
♪ Josie is on a vacation far away ♪
♪ Come around and talk it over ♪
♪ So many things that I want to say ♪
♪ You know I like my girls ♪
♪ A little bit older ♪
♪ I just wanna use your love tonight ♪
♪ I don't wanna lose your love tonight ♪
♪ I ain't got many friends ♪
♪ Left to talk to ♪
♪ Nowhere to run when I'm in trouble ♪
♪ You know I'd do anything for you ♪
♪ Stay the night ♪
♪ But keep it undercover ♪
♪ I just wanna use your love tonight ♪
It's the same.
♪ Whoa ♪
♪ I don't wanna lose your love tonight ♪
♪ Yeah ♪