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in the kingdom of Animalia on a rock
whose name is unpronounceable their
lives one who is ever alert who is
always ready to face danger which is a
good thing because danger he rocks here
there and everywhere
looking like the lurker that she is and
in these troubled times the voices cry
hello for a hero to come to the rescue
so this is the story of just such a hero
who sprang to real life life leanness
and made all the bad things run away
like a little baby scaredy cats that
they are but first we must begin at the
beginning so let us begin with the fair
damsel in distress well she's not
exactly in distress she in this pants
and shirt her name as lovely as her head
is Zoey
oh no I'm so frightened
knock it off Alex how'd you know it was
me
who else is bouncing all over an Amelia
through those portals give me a break
but admit it for a second that I scared
you just a little right oh yeah
terrifying eyeball staring out of some
weirdo tunnel give it a rest ah
you're no fun maybe I'll go spook the
boo-boo there's a good use of your time
oh and you hey I'm almost at the lair of
the fire king Wow don't let me interrupt
later gotcha
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Alex I told you to quit it quit what
home brother
ho sister
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this way
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trouble I am thinking maybe yes
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fear not fair Zoey for I should save you
from the reason of your ear piercing
screams I work better when I have an
audience very well I shall face the
evilness without benefit of applause oh
hello how are you nice to see you
lurking about
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dico really works for me
thanks a lot Iggy you're so welcome for
running away faster than we could know I
was simply and rapidly leading the way
to a Knothole of hiding right Zoey you
know that my life is dedicated to
protecting you yeah at a safe distance
where it's safety first but look I am
now reading for your protection the
virtual owners manual for being daring
Don Quixote by Miguel Cervantes oh I see
now when something bad comes along you
can throw a book at it no as your night
I am honing my skills to rescue you oh
please
Iggy what can you do you're the size of
a boot I will prove my bravery to her
maybe in a week or two
fear has gripped Animalia and for good
reason it seems the eyes are on us
according to eyewitnesses we are being
watched
I urge everyone to remain calm that
didn't work out so well this is a
problem a big problem a big scary
problem fear not I will protect you
yeah writing Schuster forces are out
there friends you must be prepared for
what thieves who pull the wool over your
eyes and the carpet under your feet pick
pockets you pick your pocket what I
don't have any pockets because they were
picked what can we do sign up for my new
bodyguard buddies 24 hours a day well
watch over you
laughter where we were your personal
safety crew what's it cost just sign
here here and here when will this
service start as soon as you check
clears buh-bye now Haley and Harbin
aren't going to protect anyone are they
sure they're going to protect me from
being poor
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and so as fear spread throughout the
land from elephant - Rhino - zebra -
Gator
- stink bug the time had come for a hero
to answer the call of destiny I am just
such a hero
the lizard descendant of Don Quixote I
am Don iguana the Avenger of the night
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in the darkest hour when the moon she is
nigh when I ball swimming the pools of
sleepy juices evilness hides in the
shadows that are also available
a fearless figure steers through the
night protecting the innocent person in
the palace and making the world safe for
all who are us he is a Don iguana
the Avenger of Animalia or did I already
say that whatever
Surrender
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the enemy has been vanquished me my very
own personal hero and he's a cutie
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enough with all the hoodie hooding
already thank you
there's a new hero in town a dashing
figure being called the venture has
arrived on the scene and come to the
rescue of all fear filled and a millions
hey save me somebody tacker can you
describe the attacker in a word leafy
well if this guy's the real thing maybe
you could take hero lessons from him egg
laughs dear Zoey dome a heart she be
breaking nice Zoey you hurt his feelings
I didn't mean it I was just kidding
okay okay I'll apologize piggy piggy
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would it mean you're canceling who needs
bodyguard buddies when the venture is
around
let's fly-by-night charlatan he can't be
everywhere at once that's not what I
hear he's the watchdog for the weak the
protector of the peaceful the guardian
of the good and he's the end of my
profits I'm not gonna let that do-gooder
put me out of business
whoa Harry start your engines and so as
night falls like a to scoop ice cream
cone going whoopsy on the floor the
Avenger returns again to protect
Animalia and to do brave rescue II
thingies I'm getting tuckered out I mean
need to take the night off
oh excuse me very much II is that you
know it is I the Avenger what makes you
say I am this eve which you speak you
sound just like him oh all right
she wins yes it's me so you're the
Avenger hasslein cool costume - you like
the mask all over then allow me to show
you more
welcome to the iguana cage it's a rock
I'm on a budget here is where I plan my
exploits and write of my adventures and
here is what I have learned how to
become a great night oh when do you
sleep
who can sleep when there are creeps
creeping through the creepiness you must
be exhausted you don't want to know
fatigue like you cannot believe what
this book Don Quixote my hero is writing
all manner of wrongs winning eternal
renown and everlasting Fame he's dream
is my dream big how come this dumb guys
attacking a windmill he thought the
windmill was a giant dragon meat it
could happen to anybody
no it couldn't but it could happen to
you if you don't relax yeah yeah sure
whatever so you want to be my sidekick
oh yeah absolutely but I want a cool
name like wonder ape your new name would
have to wait destiny calls
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come out of your picking place you
spooky eyeballs and face me face to face
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go ahead and burn like the scaredy
eyeballs that you are but you cannot
hide from the watchful eye of the
Avenger well there I was surrounded by
big scary eyeballs oh staring and
glaring and whatnot and alone came the
vendor to rescue me from sir
Wow that guy really is a hero oh you
seem son
maybe hiss oh definitely I've seen those
eyeballs creepy and as Animalia buzzes
about his mysterious new hero we offer
this musical salute
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I think the Venge amay have a fan
I think the Avenger maybe hit one final
note the vendor is no longer alone on
his daring exploits he was being joined
by a partner who's known simply as the
green glop I want a new name you were
supposed to skip the fur off everyone to
drum up business what happened there
were technical difficulties beyond our
control meaning we have no idea what
that means
no we just fought it sounded good if
those eyeball masks would scare anyone
anymore
it's time to go bigger with what bigger
and spookier fake eyeballs and if that
vendor runt shows up this time I want
you to scare him into next year got it
gory tired huh I haven't had much sleep
lately late nights
Iggy there's something I've got to tell
you I am all ears though you cannot see
them I'm sorry I made that wisecrack
about you taking hero lessons I was
kidding but I think I may have hurt your
feelings forgive me
of course Zoe and now there is something
I must tell you but you must promise to
tell no one okay okay what is it I am
devendra what the daring hero we're
saving everybody and everything and so
forth that's me oh you don't have to
make stuff up to impress me I like you
just the way you are what this hero
business is not all it's cracked up to
be
I still want a new name I need a good
night's sleep that's Zoey in trouble is
now our narrow dude this sounds like a
job for venom I'll ask there is no rest
for the duels of goods at any time games
you can pop up and spin around and we'll
be talking about I really need to take a
snooze
I've been up all week hey you can't do
this vendor thing every night it'll wear
you down if you don't sleep your mind
will start playing tricks on you
you may be right I gotta go
duty calls
okay this is officially my least
favorite place in Animalia peanut for
your screams have been heard by Don
iguana aka the Avenger a be assisted by
my loyal sidekick the green globe
definite name change on the way I was
like what did scared shiet
I was no doubt attached to giant heads
and giant bodies which means I believe
we're dealing with giants the smart
thing to do is run away but after
reading Don Quixote every night and
being punchy from tiredness I choose
another option
I've got a giant close anyone would harm
the perfect stupid of niceness taste my
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did you escape after them you cannot
escape the Justice of Avenger large
giant so the eyeballs were faked out all
along but who would have tyrannical
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you don't want suit back
you shall not do harm to my Stefan he's
gone totally Quixote hey that's that boo
he keeps reading forgot the goofy night
we'd better figure out how to stop him
before he gets hurt Giants it's all in
your head she is not a giant exactly
she's a fire-breathing dragon
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let me get this straight
you were overpowered by a three-foot
long iguana he was a Frank possessed he
was unfinished with this I'm gonna turn
that iguana and dog Wacha moley
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I'm gonna crush you like a bug Don
Quixote eventually became so carried
away with being a knight that he lost it
still rebelling windmills thinking they
were giants so if he's acting like his
hero he needs to pull out now
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now in smashing my sweet dinger Thank
You Donny Guana I'm grateful big you've
got to snap out of this Don Quixote
fantasy yeah Quixote is not real he's a
fictional character it flipped his wig
remember the windmills egg hmm
Quixote thought they were Giants
oh not giant
not giant I wanted to be a knight for
you Zoey and your brave knight EGH but
don't do it for me you're funny
smart brave the coolest lizard I know
and you're one of the best friends I've
ever had so you don't have to fight real
or imaginary Giants for my sake I like
you just the way you are
Zoey your words make me feel as tall as
the mountains that touch the sky and so
our story comes to a close the green
creature remained under the spell of the
handsome hero that cutie behind the
vengers mask the spooky eyeballs it was
the work of the striping one who was
trying to frighten us all and wound up
getting frightened himself
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oh I got him could and wildest adventure
ends never forget should Animalia ever
need a bearing hero to fight for us
right
i tonig wanna the avenger eggy i am
available but not tonight tonight i'm
doing some heavy snows in buenos noches
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01x09 - Speechless In Animalia
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Series tells the story of two human children, Alex and his friend Zoe, who stumble into the magical library which transports them to the animal-inhabited world of Animalia.
Series tells the story of two human children, Alex and his friend Zoe, who stumble into the magical library which transports them to the animal-inhabited world of Animalia.