01x10 - Operation: C.H.A.D./Operation: T.O.M.M.Y.

[bunniefuu]

[ Beeping ]

Uh-oh.

Gonna need some more

Decongestant over here!

Coming right up, numbuh 5.

Yaaaa!

Aaaahhhh!

Uh! Uh! [ Panting ]

Take cover, numbuh 1.

♪ La-la la la-la la la la...

Hey!

Surrender, kids next door!

There is no cure

For the common col...

Uh... Col... Uh...

Col-l-l...

I'm the common cold.

Ahh-choo!

Hit him now while

He's distracted.

Eat decongestant, snotball!

Ohh! Whoa!

Ha! You miss... Aaahh!

Uh! Aah! So tinkly and

Effervescent... No!

[ Clears throat ]

Nice try, kids.

Now get a load of this.

[ Sniffling ]

- Ewww! - Gross.

Ugh! Man, that ain't right.

[ Evil laughter ]

Waaa!

We need the juice.

[ Panting ]

Okay, numbuh 2,

It's all up to you.

Hi, hoagie!

Not now, tommy. I'm busy!

Ohhh!

We never get to hang out.

I'm busy with

The kids next door right now!

Aah!

- And in case - you haven't noticed,

It's more important

Than hanging out with you.

Numbuh 2, stop playing with your

Baby brother and juice that guy!

Before it's too...

Aaaah! Oh!

[ Nasally ]

Nasal passage is clogging.

Juice, don't fail me now.

Huh!

Can I help?

Aah! I don't need help from

My kid brother right now!

Hmmmm.

Come on.

Come on. I got ya now.

Tommy to the rescue!

Uh-oh.

Tommy!

I just wanted to be a hero,

Like you are, hoagie.

Listen, we're the kids next

Door, not superheroes.

You're gonna need superpowers

To stop me!

Aahh!

Whoa!

No-o-o-o-o!

Oh! Uh!

No-o-o-o-o-o-o...

Vitamin c!

Too...

Aaaaaaah!

[ Coughing ]

Yay! Yay!

Curse, you kids next do... Aay!

Aaah-choooooooooo!

Aaa... Aaaah-poooo!

Hey, hoagie,

You wanna hang out now?

I wanna hang out.

[ Nasally ] ugh! You always

Wanna hang out, tommy.

And so far, all I've gotten for

Hanging out with you is a cold.

Oh, that's not fair.

Well, then just make some

New friends of your own, okay?

Stupid kids next door...

I'll show them I'm more fun

Than a bunch of kids

Who think they're so big.

- One day I'll have - my own tree house,

And hoagie will say, "can I

Hang out in your tree house?"

And I'll say, "I don't know.

I'll have to think about it."

And hoagie will be like,

"Please, supercool tommy."

Bet he wouldn't be so mean

If he wasn't part of those

Stupid kids next door.

Huh!

Those kids next door stink!

Tell me about it.

[ Sniffles ] ahh.

[ Both laugh evilly ]

Common cold: ah-choo!

[ All coughing ]

[ Groaning ]

Ah-choo!

[ Blows nose ]

[ Coughs ]

This stinks.

Why can't we fight bad guys

Like "the ice cream sandwich

Monster"?

Or "the creature with lots

Of extra cash."

Come on, team, we fought a good

Battle and b*at another foe.

- If we have to spend - another week

Blowing our noses and watching

Tv, I'm not complaining.

[ Groaning ]

[ Coughing ] all right.

Whaaa... Whaaa...

Whaaa... Whaaa...

Whoa!

Let me go! Whoa!

Aaaah!

Aaaaaaahhh! Aaaaaaahhh!

Aaaaaaahhh! Aaaaaaahhh!

Aaaaahhhh!

Go away, creepy hose-thingy!

[ Suction ]

Waaa-a-a-a-a!

Uh!

The suction too powerful...

Go away!

Yay! I win!

Uh-oh.

No-o-o-o-o....

No-o-o-o!

[ Panting ]

[ Gasps ]

Oh, man.

Bring it on!

Whoa-a-a-a-a!

Ooh!

Ohhh... Ohhhh...

Aaahhh!

[ Panting ] oh.

Ohhhh ho ho ho ho...

Huh?!

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Waaaa!

Eeeeee!

Whoaaaa...

Ooh!

Hey, what the...

No-o-o-o-o!

Oh, gross!

Wait a minute.

Is that the common cold?

[ Evil laughter ]

Not anymore...

Thanks to my new

Supertechnology,

I have been transformed

Into... The flu bug!

[ Evil laughter ]

And now, utilizing the

Head colds of your teammates,

I am going to go give the world

The worst case of the flu ever!

How did that snotrag

Get such a cool machine?

I made it.

Tommy! Are you nuts?!

You know what mom says about

Making weapons for bad guys.

Well...[ Sniffles ]

You told me to make new friends.

So I made friends

With the common cold.

And he came up

With this cool deal...

- I make - a cool machine for him,

And he gets rid of

The kids next door for me.

Everybody wins!

Everybody...

Aaaahh!

Hey, what are you doing?!

- Sorry, tommy. - [ Sniffles ]

If I'm going to give the flu

To the whole planet,

I'll need all the sick kids

I can get...

Including y-y-you-hoo!

You big boogerhead liar!

Uh! Oh!

And now

For your pesky big brother.

[ Sniffles ] huh?

Hey, where did he go?

A-hem!

I'm gonna give you five seconds

To give me back my friends

And my little brother.

[ Evil laughter ]

Time's up.

Ohhh!

Gotcha!

[ Evil laughter ]

Looks like your juice

Just won't cut it anymore.

Now prepare

To get really sick!

Uh-oh.

Aaa...

Aaa... Aaa...

Aaahhh!

[ Evil laughter ]

Ohhh...

Feeling phlegmy yet,

Numbuh 2?

Uh! Not yet, snotbreath!

Aaah!

[ Panting ]

- This last carton - better do it.

Let's see how you like it

With extra pulp.

Waaaaa! Uh!

No-o-o-o! No!

It burns!

Help! Help!

Ohhhhh...

Vitamin c ya later!

[See]

Aaaaaaah! I'm melting!

Just kidding,

Snotnosed kid!

Waaaaaa!

Mo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-m!

Me and the kids next door

Were fighting this guy.

Then tommy made a machine for

Him, and it captured my friends.

I tried to stop him,

But I ran out of a*mo,

And now it's after me.

- [ Crying ] - a-ha-haaaa.

[ Heavy stomping ]

Huh?

Now I gotcha.

[ Mechanical sniffling ]

[ Beep ]

Chicken soup?!

Yeggggh!

Well...[ Sniffles ]

At least we get to hang out

Now, huh, hoagie?

Ah, shut up, tommy.

"At least we get to hang out

Now, huh, hoagie?"

Bah!

Mom: less sass and more soup,

Mr. Common cold.

[ Beeping ]

[ Beeping ]

dispersez-vous!

dispersez...

no-o-o-on!

numéro 67...

Ugh!

Aahhh! Ow!

[ Foreign accent ]

Ernie, run!

Aaaah!

Ernie, quickly! Quickly!

Aah!

Aaaaahhh!

That's the last contact

We've received

From our global operatives.

They've all been neutralized

By the same mysterious force.

For all we know,

We are the last surviving

Kids next door on the planet.

I'm scared!

W-w-what do we do,

Numbuh 1?

Numbuh 1?

I... I don't know.

warning!

warning! Being pursued.

not follow.

repeat... Follow.

I don't know who he is,

But I got a lock on his ship.

We may have found

The last remaining member

Of the kids next door,

And he needs our help.

Battle stations!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Status, numbuh 5.



To the ship's signal...

Step on it, numbuh 2.

Aaaaahhh! Aaaaahhh!

Aaaaahhh! Aaaaahhh!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Numbuh 1: there he is.

Numbuh 3: is he okay?

[ Boy groaning ]

[ All gasp ]

Numbuh 274!

He's the greatest member

Of the kids next door ever!

Yeah, he single-handedly b*at

The grown-up gorilla g*ng.

I have a full set

Of his trading cards.

Really? Do you have

Doubles of numbuh 73?

I have four... What

Do you got to trade?

Ooh, how about a numbuh 274

Action figure?

- Nah, nah, - I already got two of them.

[ Indistinct talking ]

A-hem!

What are you doing here?!

We're here to rescue you.

You'll be destroyed

If you're anywhere near me.

You've gotta get out of here.

But we just got here.

There you are. I've been

Looking all over for you.

You know you can't hide

From mega mom.

Told you!

Oh, look...

You have some new friends.

And I didn't bake a thing.

Looks like you kids will just

Have to settle for this!

Numbuh 274: scatter!

Aaaahhhhhh!

Gumballs? I hope you

Brought enough for everyone!

Waaaaaaa!

She's fast.

I got your back,

Numbuh 4.

I'm givin' her

All i... Uh! Got!

Oh, dear!

Oh, my!

Oh!

What an ill-behaved bunch

Of children!

Mega mom thinks

You need a time-out!

Time-out! Time-out!

Numbuh 2, take the right flank.

Numbuh 5, fall back.

Numbuh... 274?

For the last time, save

Yourselves and get out of here!

Time-out!

Okay, okay.

I guess we can't fight

A bad mother like that here.

Kids next door, retreat!

Oh, no, you don't!

You haven't been excused

From the battle yet!

Aaah!

Aaah! Aaah!

[ Both panting ]

[ All gasp ]

Huh? Oh, great.

Uhh! Go on without me!

No way.

Heads up! I've got ya.

Aw, let mega mom help you

With that, dear.

Come on! Come on!

Lock on target.

Wait for it.

Fire!

Come back here right this in...

Aaahhh! Uhh!

Get us out of here!

Now look what you've done.

Honestly! I just had this dress

Dry-cleaned!

Hey, thanks for saving me,

Numbuh 274.

- No problem. - It's what I do.

Now if you'd be kind enough

To drop me off somewhere.

That's a negative, numbuh 274...

We're the kids next door,

And we're not about

To abandon a fellow operative.

- You're making a mistake. - I'm the target.

It's the same thing everywhere

I've been these last weeks...

Germany, tunisia, brazil.

Every kids next door operative

Near me

Has been att*cked

And stupefied.

Believe me,

It's not pretty.

I refuse to let one more kid

Next door fall because of me.

I'm going to face this menace

Alone, and I will defeat it!

Cool.

Uh, can I have your autograph?

Absolutely.

But it'll cost you a dollar.

All right, let's get her

To the med lab.

Then we can find a way

To help numbuh 274.

So if there's a mega mom,

Why isn't there a dad?

Ooh! I totally

Forgot about him.

Hi, guys. How 'bout some quality

Time with destructo dad?!

I knew it!

Kids next door,

Battle stations!

- You kids - aren't goin' anywhere,

Because destructo dad says,

"You're grounded."

Aaah!

You're "grounded."

I love that line!

Hyah!

Now, now,

You were raised better.

Whoaaaaa!

That'll learn ya.

[ Crash ]

Sorry I'm late, dear.

Honey!

Oh, the traffic over here

Was cra-a-zy!

And then...

Ooh, look what I found...

Brats!

Whoaaaa! Whoaaaa!

Whoaaaa! Whoaaaa!

Now, son, this is gonna hurt me

More than it's gonna hurt you.

[ Laughing ]

Well, what do you know?

That didn't hurt me at all.

[ Panting ] oh!

Just where do you think

You're going, young lady?

[ Gasps ] oh, my!

Bring it on, old lady!

Now that's no way...

Oh! Aah!

Ooh! Ow! No! Oh, oh...

Aaaahhhh!

Oh, my goodness!

Aaahhhhh!

[ expl*si*n ]

Hmm...

Ow! Ahh!

Ah! Aaa! Oh!

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

You kids today.

No, no, i...

[ Humming ]

Oh, honey!

I think we got 'em all.

Good work, darling.

[ Smooching ]

That just leaves

Numbuh 274!

You monsters may have defeated

All of my comrades

All over the world.

But you won't defeat me,

Because I'm the best there is.

Well, of course, you are.

You're the only one left!

Congratulations...

Son!

Mom? Dad?

[ Laughing ]

That's right, chad dear.

Here, you've got

A little smudge on your...

Get off!

I can't believe this!

This is so... Embarrassing!

- Do you know - what you just did?

Well, of course, dear.



So with all

The other kids stupefied,

Now you numbuh 1.

No!

These guys and the others...

They're my friends.

Don't worry.

They still have their sight.

That way, they can see

How great you are!

You! You!

You're gonna pay for this!

You're gonna pay!

[ Both gasp ]

[ Cell phone dialing ]

Hello, coach wetterhahn?

I'm quitting the football team.

[ Pow! ]

[ Dialing ]

Chad,

What are you doing?!

Hello, honor society?

I quit.

No-o-o-o!

- [ Pow! ] - Oooh! Oooh!

Drama club, give the lead part

To someone else.

[ Pow! ]

Aaahhhh! Aaahhhh!

- Young high-society society? - I quit.

[ Pow! ]

Aaahhhhh! Aaahhhhh!

Hello, piggy?

Still need a bass player

For the scumbucket punks?

[ Pow! ]

No-o-o-o-o-o! Aaahhhhh!

Hello...

Joe's tattoo parlor?

- Okay! - Okay!

I'll give you anything!

Just stop it!

Huh...

[ All yawning ]

thank you,

fellow kids next door.

Good work, team!

Especially you, numbuh 274.

- No problem. - It's what I do.

But I feel bad that my parents

Caused all this trouble.

Oh, it ain't your fault.

Yeah, parents...

What are you gonna do?

Mmm... I guess so.

[ Horn honking ]

Come on, chad.

You don't want to be late for

Your violin lessons, do you?

Um... Well, gotta go.

See ya.

In a while, crocodile!

I know I told him

All parents are nuts,

But, man, his parents

Are freaks!

You got that right!

I tell you...



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