02x04 - Operation: M.O.V.I.E./Operation: F.A.S.T.-F.O.O.D.

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Codename: Kids Next Door". Aired: December 6, 2002 – January 21, 2008.*
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
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02x04 - Operation: M.O.V.I.E./Operation: F.A.S.T.-F.O.O.D.

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Hey, I've got an idea!

You do?!

Yeah!

Let's have fun!

Yeah!

We could invite

Everyone!

♪ Rainbow monkeys,

Rainbow monkeys ♪

♪ Oh, so very round

And super chunky ♪

♪ Bringing love

Wherever they go ♪

♪ Everyone is made

Of a big rainbow ♪

♪ Oh, red and orange

♪ And pink and blue

♪ Rainbow monkeys,

Rainbow monkeys ♪

♪ We love you

Look!

We found

The happy crown!

[ Grunting ]

All: what should we do now?

Let's have more fun!

With everyone!

♪ Rainbow monkeys,

Rainbow monkeys ♪

♪ Oh, so very round

And super chunky ♪

- ♪ Bringing love - wherever they go ♪

♪ Everyone is made

Of a big rainbow ♪

It's beautiful

Because it's true!

[ Sobbing ]

[ Growling ]

[ Cheering ]

I don't know.

What do you want to do?

I know... Let's sing

And dance like dummies.

♪ Blah-la-la, blah-la-la

Aah! I can't believe

We sat through that junk.

- I thought - it was wonderful.

I can't wait till

The second part

- Of the double - feature starts!

I'd rather have

My arms ripped off

And jammed into my ears

- Than sit through more - of that crud.

- Oh, it wasn't that bad, - numbuh 4.

I thought it was pretty

Faithful to the book.

The next one's

About to start.

- Might as well - get in there.

Ugh! I'll see

You babies later.

I'm gonna go check out

A real movie.

[ Cheering ]

One for

The special screening

Of "v*olence: the movie,"

Please.

Hmm?

Thank you.

Now, there's the movie for me.

[ Clears throat ]

Uh, one for

That violent movie, please.

No, no can do, kid.

That movie is rated "r"...

For adults only.

Stupid grown-ups

Trying to keep

The good stuff for themselves.

All right!

That was easier than i...

Oh, gosh, kiddo,

- This isn't - the movie for you,

But I know just

Where you belong.

In you go,

Little partner.

Enjoy the show!

[ Gasps ]

Let's have

Super-duper more fun

With everyone!

Rainbow monkeys ♪

♪ Rainbow monkeys,

Numbuh 4: let me out of here!

[ Grunting ]

Rainbow monkeys: ♪ everyone

Is made of a big rainbow ♪

Numbuh 4: stupid baby movies!

"v*olence: the movie,"

Please.

Thank you.

Whoa! Whoa!

Hi.

[ Deep voice ] one for

"v*olence: the movie,"

Please.

Enjoy the show, admiral.

Thank you, my good...

Whoa-ohh-ohh!

Aaaaah-ohh!

[ Laughs nervously ]

Your ticket, sir?

Gulp.

[ Gasps ]

Um...

- Let me get - that for you.

Here you go.

Now let's get in there.

- We don't want - to miss a minute, do we?

- [ Normal voice ] - oh, no way.

[ Deep voice ]

Sure thing, fellow adult.

Wow. It sure is packed.

Hey, there's

A couple of seats.

Both:

Uh, excuse me. Sorry.

Pardon me. Excuse us.

You know,

This is my first time here.

[ Normal voice ]

Cool!

Me too.

Oh, boy, oh, boy!

Here we go.

Hey, where's the movie?

Movie?!

All right, everybody,

The coast is clear.

Numbuh 4: [ gasps ]

Mr. Wink and mr. Fibb?

Knightbrace?

Count spankulot?

The great puttinsky?

Megamom and destructodad.

"R" -rated movies are really

Supervillain meeting places?

Isn't this the coolest?

Uh, yeah... Real cool.

Leader: okay, okay,

Let's get this meeting started.

Today's topic is, as usual,

The utter destruction

Of the kids next door.

[ Cheering ]

So the floor is open.

Any ideas?

Come on!

- You're villains, - for pete's sake.

You've got to have some kind

Of evil plans or something.

Wish me luck, pal.

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Oh, jeez.

Anybody else?

I know, I know!

Come on!

All right.

Toilenator, you're up.

Yes!

I suggest we,

Uh, somehow capture one

Of the stupider

Kids next door.

Like numbuh 4.

He's stupid.

[ Murmuring agreement ]

They can't be talking about me.

It's just not...

We could capture him

And use him for bait

To trap the rest of the kids

Next door

And destroy them.

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ All laugh evilly ]

Say, that's not a bad plan,

Toilenator...

Especially the part about

That stupid numbuh 4.

[ Deep voice ] uh, can I go

To the bathroom, please?

Of course. You don't have

To ask permission.

You're not a kid, you know.

Oh, yeah.

[ Laughs nervously ]

Sorry.

Pardon me. Excuse me.

Sorry.

My fault entirely.

[ Gasping ]

Excuse me.

Whoa!

Ahh!

What?

You never seen a guy

Going to the bathroom before?

It's that stupid one!

Good job,

Big brother.

So, trying to spy

At a supersecret-villains-only

Strategy meeting, huh?

Any last requests,

K.n.-Done for?

[ Normal voice ]

Um... Chewy pellets?

Typical.

All you stupid kids

Think about is candy.

Hey, candy guy,

Get over here.

All: ohh!

Here's your

Chewy pellets, brat.

I hope you enjoy them.

They'll be your last.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Wha?

Ohh! Ohh!

Get him!

Huh?

[ Laughs ]

Yee-hee-hee-hee-haw!

[ Laughs ]

[ All shouting ]

So long, suckers!

Nobody calls me... Stupid?

Aaah!

Ooh!

Raaah!

[ Grunting ]

[ All moaning ]

Ha ha!

- Hold as many cruddy meetings - as you want,

But you're no match

For numbuh 4

Of the kids next door!

Stupid adults.

What a bunch

Of loser... Whoa!

You... You jerk!

This was the best day

Of my life!

Everyone loved my plan,

And I actually thought

I'd made a friend!

But now my plan is ruined

Because it turns out

My so-called friend

Is my greatest enemy!

Sorry!

Sorry?!

I'm going to flush you!

Ahhhh!

Whoa! Whoa!

Ugh.

[ Groans ]

I-i did it!

I captured numbuh 4!

I'm the bestest,

Bestest ever!

Yeah!

You oughta be

In the movies.

Huh?

Oh, well, I always thought

I'd make a great actor...

You know, the romantic-lead

Kind of a role,

Kind of like that...

Hey, what are you doing?

I hate you.

Whoa!

Look out!

Oh, the pain!

Aah!

[ Screaming ]

[ Groaning ]

There you are.

- So, how was the movie, - numbuh 4?

Did it have enough action

For you?

Eh, it was all right.

Adult movies are overrated.

Well, our movie was great!

The rainbow monkeys found

A magic bouncing ball,

And they bounced it,

And they were happy,

- And then... Oh, and then - they bounced it,

And they sang, and then

They were even more happy.

And then they bounced it,

And they danced, too!

♪ La la la la da da da

♪ La-la-la-la la-la-la

- All: surprise! - Ahhh!

[ Shivering ]

[ Gasps ]

Yay! Scary surprise!

Happy birthday, numbuh 3.

Make a wish.

And, as per

Kids next door tradition,

We'll make it happen.

She probably wished

To go pick flowers.

Yeah, with a pony.

[ Both snickering ]

I know!

I want to lead a mission!

You gotta be kidding me.

Numbuh 1, she can't possibly

Lead a mission.

Can, too!

Cannot!

Can, too!

Cannot!

You'd mess up the mission

Before it even started!

[ Sobbing ]

I want to lead a mission!

Um, actually,

It just so happens

That I know the perfect

Superdangerous mission

That needs to be done.

You do?!

We do?

Numbuh 1: um, of course.

My only concern is that this

Mission might be too perilous,

Too dangerously, excitingly,

Thrillingly dangerous.

Do you think

You can handle it?

Bring it on!

Ugh!

[ Growls ]

Ugh!

Rah!

Mmm!

[ Whistles ]

Yay!

[ Grunting ]

Come on! Come on!

Come on!

Hmm.

[ Growls ]

Phew!

Phew! Phew!

Nice piece of work,

Numbuh 1!

Making her think

That buying a kid's meal

Is a mission

Was pretty slick.

Well, I had to do something.

She is a member of the team.

[ Chuckles ]

Well,

While we're waiting,

Scoop me, baby.

Um... Hello?

Hello?!

Excuse me!

How may I serve you?

I'm on a mission.

An important mission.

[ Laughs ]

You'd be perfect

For one of my kid's meals.

That's why I'm here!

Has it got a good surprise?

[ Laughs ]

Oh, I think so.

[ Gasps, screams ]

What's taking her so long?

Must be a long line

In there.

[ Whimpering ]

[ Groaning ]

Ahh!

Ow!

Ugh!

I don't believe this!

She can't even buy

A lousy kid's meal!

[ Humming ]

[ Groans ]

What happened?

So, did you like

My surprise?

[ Bell dings ]

Oh, goody!

My first customer!

Welcome to burger frenzy.

How may I help you, hmm?

[ Indistinct growling ]

One kid's meal coming up.

Drive through, please.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Hmm.

- Have we - eaten here before?

Nah. It just opened.

Why?

Well, look at the sign...

"Try our new kid's meal."

That's really weird.

Maybe it's a typo.

And here you

Go-go-giddly-go.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Who'd want

To eat a kid?

Maybe it's goat meat.

Cool.

- Check out that minivan - full of sharks.

Sharks?! Sharks?!

Sharks?! Sharks?!

Kids next door,

Back to the ship!

[ Shouting ]

- Numbuh 4: - what was I thinking?

How could I let her

Go in there alone?

Don't worry, numbuh 4.

Numbuh 3's resourceful.

She'll pull through.

Yeah, right.

She couldn't fight her way

Out of a cardboard box.

Numbuh 2, step on it!

Get out of the way,

'Cause numbuh 5

Is going fishing, baby!

Nice sh*t, numbuh 5.

Now reel him in.

All: whoa!

[ Grunting ]

Numbuh 2,

We need altitude now.

Roger that.

Need... Some...

Help up in here.

I'm on it.

[ Grunts ]

[ Tires screech ]

Aaaaah! Aaaaah!

Whoa-a-a! Whoa-a-a!

Whoa!

Numbuh 4! Hold on!

Thanks.

Ohh, I think I got it!

Whoa, it's a big one,

But I got it!

All: whoa!

[ Tires screech ]

Aaaah!

Hang on, numbuh 3!

Yee-haw!

Aaah!

[ Growls ]

Come on, come on!

Reload it!

I'm reloading it!

[ Gasps ]

They're heading for the water!

Take the sh*t, numbuh 5.

Take the sh*t!

Noooooooooo!

Numbuh 3!

[ Laughs ]

Oh, chester, you genius,

You've finally come up

With a foolproof plan

To make oodles of cash.

[ Laughs ]

As long as there

Are stupid kids

And hungry sharks,

I'll be rich!

[ Laughs ]

Hyah!

Ohh!

Y-you... Meal... Shark.

Do you understand

What this means?

They'll want

Their money back.

Time to finish

My birthday mission!

This time

I'll deep-fry you

Before you're burgered!

Whoa! Wha!

Hyah!

Oh, my eyes!

Bye-bye!

Aaaaaah!

No!

Ohh!

No! No!

Hold the onions.

Check, please.

Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!

♪ La-la-la la-la

La-la-la la-la la ♪

[ All shouting ]

Hi, guys!

[ All talking ]

- Wow! That was - the superfunnest

Extradangerous

Birthday mission ever!

Oh, ho, ho.

What happened?

[ Gasps ]

Oh, no!

No! No!
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