03x01 - Operation F.U.T.U.R.E.

[bunniefuu]

Boarding school?

That's serious business, man.

You'll never

Make it out alive!

Oh, you poor thing!

Relax.

- They haven't built - a boarding school yet

That can hold me.

My parents try to put me

Into one every year,

And I always bust out

By midnight.

Huh? Hey!

Yehh! Aaah!

Bye, numbuh 4!

Send me a funny postcard, okay?

[ Giggles ]

[ Tires screech ]

Well, hello, mr. Beetles.

I am miss margaret.

Welcome to

St. Rita's preparatory.

First,

You shall join the others

In the orientation room.

Why bother, lady?

- I'm just going to break out - of this tin can

- By the end of the day - anyway.

Oh, you boys can be

So charmingly direct.

Well, we'll soon cure you

Of that!

[ Mockingly ] well,

We'll soon cure you of that.

Pbht!

Keep yapping, lady.

Ughhhhhhh!

[ Clears throat ]

Well, then...

I'll just show you

To your homeroom!

Ohhh...

Eek!

All: hi!

Hi!

What gives, lady?

- This class - is full of cruddy girls!

That's because st. Rita's

Is a girls' boarding school.

I can't go to school here.

In case you haven't noticed,

I'm not a girl!

[ Chuckles ]

Not yet you're not!

Goodbye, wally...

Hello, wilhelmina!

Ahhhhhhh!

[ Groans ]

Ah-ha-ha-ha!

Stay still!

Ahhhh!

[ Inhales deeply ]

[ Coughs ]

Where [coughs]

Where is he?

Where?!

[ Growling ]

How could he get away?!

No fair! No fair!

It's never fair!

This is no fair!

No fair! No fair!

No fair!

Hmm?

[ Clears throat ]

I'm going to my turret now.

Carry on, girls.

Let's share!

[ All cheering ]

Oh... What am I going to do?

I'm going to need some help

To shut this place down.

[ Telephone rings ]

Hey!

What am I doing?

I am numbah 4.

I don't need help defeating

A bunch of girlie girls!

Yeah, I'll show them.

Hello?

Who was it, numbah 3?

I don't know.

They hung up.

- Waaah! - Waaah!

Hey, who are you?

- Stupid, nasty, - little boys...

Always causing

Mischief and mayhem.

Ohh, wait until i hear

About this.

Come on, come on.

Oh, hurry up already.

hello.

you have

reached madam margaret.

Oh, thank goodness.

That boy you took...

- if you're getting - this message,

it means I'm traveling through

the time stream

to ensure

a boy-free future.

just tell me the time period

you are calling from,

and leave a message

[inhales deeply] at the beep.

[ Beep ]

Hi, it's me.

The boy you warned me about...

Ohh, he escaped!

And I have no idea

Where to find him.

Numbah 4: why don't you try

Looking behind you?

What?!

Looks like you got

Something on your face, lady.

Ahhhhhh!

My foot!

Ha!

Take that, la...

Dy?

[ Speaking indistinctly

[ In robotic voice ]

You big meanie!

Hey! You're just

A cruddy girl!

I am not cruddy!

You are just like

My brothers...

Always yelling at me

A-a-a-and trying to boss

Us girls around.

W-w-w-well, no more!

Thanks to me,

With the help of my future self,

The world will soon

Be a better place

Filled with only nice,

Friendly girls.

You call that better?

[ Gagging ]

Oh, very funny.

Well, you'll see how much

More mature and smarter

We are than you!

Pbht!

Oh, yeah? When?

Now!

[ Speaking indistinctly ]

No!

That was a gift!

A gift?

Who gives a girl

A laser for a gift?!

Her future self.

Sorry I'm late.

I had some business

On the other end of town.

But now that I'm here,

Let's give your playmate

A taste of his future

And let him get in touch

With his feminine side.

Oh, look! A boy!

- [ Giggles ] [ giggles ] - [ giggles ] [ giggles ]

Get him! Get him!

Get him! Get him!

[ Panting ]

[ Shouting indistinctly ]

Sayonara, suckers!

Ha ha!

Stupid girls!

Ha ha ha!

Chalk another one

Up for the boys.

Oh, crud!

Ahhhhhhh!

Ugh.

[ Laughs ]

Oh, who's stupid now,

loser?

Margaret,

Don't just stand there.

Finish him!

Okay, okay.

Jeez, I am such a pain.

All right!

No more sugar and spice!

Ha!

Told you I'd bust

Out of that...

[ Rumbling ]

[ Gasps ]

Okay.

[ Panting ]

I... Definitely...

Need help... Now.

Come on, come on, come on.

Ahh!

Hello?

Oh, hi, numbah 4.

Where are you?

Listen, numbah 3,

There's an emergency.

Oh, I know, silly.

You're missing

The tea party.

Hurry over.

We're doing makeovers next.

[ Giggles ] [ giggles ]

Numbah 1? Numbah 2?

Guys?!

[ Gasps, screams ]

Boy leader:

Longer than anyone can remember,

Girls have been our enemy.

Ever since the boy

Called numbah 4

Failed to defeat the girlie

Tyrant madam margaret,

Girls have ruled the world.

The insidious girls

Cruelly use their power

To frighten little boys,

But a brave group of boys

Has risen up from

The underground to rescue them.

We are...

The boys next door.

And so we fight.

We are brave but outmatched

In both numbers and technology.

The only place left on earth

Where boys can be boys

Is here in our secret

Underground hideout.

We've received information

That madam margaret is building

A supergirlifier cannon...

Powerful enough to turn us all

Into giggly, goofy girls.

As of now,

The w*apon is not operational,

But who knows for how long?

What do we do?

We'll fight back!

We've got to stop them

Or become girls trying.

- Guard: - halt! Who goes there?

Out of my way!

I've got vital information

Resistance!

For the

Who are you?

I've never seen you before?

- You've gotta trust... - [ Gasps ]

Is that the new friends forever

Rainbow monkey?

Gotcha.

Oops.

Ooh... Ahh!

It's a girl!

[ All shouting ]

Numbah 4: [ aged voice ]

Enough!

What are you

Doing here, girl?

Uh...[ Clears throat ]

I came to help.

You think we need a girl's

Helping hand around here?

Well, no, thanks.

I've already got one.

But my granny told me

Boys and girls

Used to fight together

Against the adults.

Ha!

That's just a fairy tale

Daddies tell little boys

To help them sleep at night.

No, it's true!

Tell them!

You used to battle

Alongside girls.

That...

Was a long time ago.

What's your name, girl?

Sally sanban.

My granny

Fought alongside him.

I escaped from

Madam margaret's castle

- And came here - because helping you

Is the only way boys and girls

Can play together again,

Just like

My grandma remembered.

You are numbah 3's

Granddaughter...

A dreamer.

Go on home.

Too late for your help.

Too late... To dream.

Fine.

Have it your way.

[ Sniffles ]

It's a girlifier r*fle!

[ All shouting ]

- Sally: - I brought it as a gift.

I thought you could

Reverse-engineer it

To neutralize

Its girlie effects.

B-b-but... You can't just...

You're just

Gonna let her go?!

She risked her life for us!

She's as brave as any boy!

Well, forget you!

Boys and girls

can work together...

Starting now!

Hey, girl!

Sally, want to join

The boys next door?

Numbah 4: no!

Not the boys next door!

The kids next door.

Madam margaret!

Madam margaret!

Sally sanban is gone,

And a girlifier r*fle

Is missing!

What do we do?

What do we do?

[ All crying ]

Now, girls...

[ Crying continues ]

Ladies...

Shut up!

I foresaw all of this.

Sally thinks

She's helping those boys,

Unaware of the tracer

I put on her.

Oh, there she is.

What do you say

We go ask those boys to dance?

Ew! Boys! Ew! Boys!

Ew! Boys! Ew! Boys!

[ Evil laughter ]

Hmm... Cross-lining

The cootie matrix

To the megatestosterones

Didn't work,

So maybe plugging

The eyelashinator

Into the mustachifier

Might do the trick!

There!

All right,

Everyone, stand back.

[ Burps ]

[ All coughing ]

Hooray!

Yay!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

All right!

Uh, um...

Great work.

So, now let's go

b*at that old hag.

Together!

Yay! Yay!

Yay! Yay!

Don't get too cocky.

We still need time.

Well, time is something

We ain't got,

'Cause margaret's castle

Is headed straight for us!

[ Crash, rumbling ]

Traitor!

She led the girls here!

Get her!

No, i...

I would never...

Stop! Madam margaret

Must have tracked her here.

- But it's too late - to change that.

- And we're running - out of time.

Wait. Did you just say

We're running out of time?

Um... Yeah.

Then we'll have to go

Get some more.

Margaret: [ singsong voice ]

Oh, boys!

[ Normal voice ]

Who wants to come out and play?

[ Girls laugh ]

Okay, lady, we'll play.

But remember...

Boys play rough!

Cover me!

I'm going in!

[ Laughs evilly ]

You call this

Dirty collection an army?

Eat acorn, margie!

Ooh!

Fire at will!

Put on a skirt,

Stinky pants!

Yee-ha!

[ Burps ]

Hey, hey,

Let's eat bugs!

Impossible!

How could they transform

One of my girls?!

Heh heh heh heh heh!

I feel like a kid again!

There's our way in!

Grappling hook... Away!

Whoa!

Hee-hee!

Take that,

You doodyheads!

[ Burps ]

Hey, I'm a doodyhead!

We got them

On the ropes now!

I think it's time these boys

Learned their place.

[ Laughs evilly ]

The supergirlifier cannon...

It's operational!

Repeat!

We have a breach

Of defense in sector 8!

More tea,

Mrs. Nesbitt?

[ Giggles ]

We have to retreat.

No! Sally and numbah 4

Need more time!

I'll give them time.

Ahhhhh!

[ Burps ]

Ohh! [ Gasps ]

Pink is so pretty.

I love ponies!

I'm a pixie!

I've got a basket

With flowers.

[ Grunting ]

Footballs... Worms...

Skateboards.

Action figures...

Dollies!

[ Laughs ]

I finally did it!

I've created a boy-free world.

You've created a mess!

Oh, my back!

What are you doing here?

Getting help.

From where?

In case you haven't noticed,

There aren't any boys left!

Not where...

When.

Fat lot of good

That'll do you.

I'll just follow you

In time and...

Ohh!

How's that

For girl power?

My time machine!

No-o-o-o-o!

Hello?

- Who was it, - numbah 3?

I don't know.

They hung up.

- Waaah! - Waaah!

Hey, who are you?

[ Panting ]

Please... Help

An adult! I don't know

How you got in here,

But I know

How you're getting out...

The hard way.

Listen to me.

I'm, uh...

Numbah 4

Is in big trouble.

Numbah 4?

I know where he is,

And I know he needs

Your help right now.

Sounds like a trap.

No, please, i...

- Stop! - He's telling the truth!

Huh? Huh?

Sometimes a girl

Just knows.

[ Panting ] okay,

I... Definitely...

Need help... Now.

Man, I'm glad

To see you guys!

There's, like, a bazillion

Crazy girls out there

- Trying to take over - the world.

That's okay, numbah 4.

We got it under control.

Numbah 3?

I'm on it!

Hey,

Who's the old geezer?

I'm the guy

Saving your butt, shorty!

Look, a bunny!

What?

Quick, stop it!

- Ha ha ha ha! - I win!

I win, I win, I win!

[ Screeches ]

Oh, no!

The robot's too girly

For our rays!

[ All screaming ]

[ Screeching continues ]

I've gotta call madam...

Looks... Like...

You... Don't... Have

Much... Of... A... Future...

Girlie.

Did I say that right,

Numbah 2?

Perfect, numbah 3.

I gotta start selling

Lines

Some of these

To the funny-impaired.

Oh, and tell margie

Numbah 5 found a real school

To send her to...

For life!

[ Sobbing ]

Now, that's more like it!

So...

[ Sighs ]

It's finally over.

Thanks, sally,

For all the help.

Would somebody please tell me

Who this guy is?

Listen up... Don't get

That mohawk in the eighth grade.

It took me forever

To grow my hair back.

And most importantly,

I always regretted

Never asking out...

Man, what was

That guy's problem?

Was he trying to win

A "stupid contest" or something?

[ Chuckles ]

I'm sure he wasn't

That smart of a kid, either.

Come on, champ.

Let's go home.

Ahh!



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