03x02 - Operation A.F.L.O.A.T./Operation L.E.A.D.E.R.

[bunniefuu]

[ Tires screech ]

Aaaaaah!

[ Laughs hysterically ]

Yah!

Oh,

It's the toilenator.

I thought you guys sent him

The fake invitation.

We did. We did.

Sorry I'm late

For the annual

"We-hate-the-kids-next-door"

Barbecue.

But there must have been

A typo on my invite.

Good thing I realized the party

Couldn't be in antarctica.

Right, guys?

[ Laughs ]

Oooooh.

Are those hamburgers?

Yes.

I suppose he'd like one.

Wouldn't he, mr. Wink?

Oh, heavens, no!

Do you have any idea

What that does

To your digestive system?!

Good thing I brought

Some nice, healthy vegetables!

- Mr. Wink: knock it off, - toilenator!

That's the kind of garbage

We adults make kids eat!

Just have a burger,

For pete's sake.

Numbuh 1:

Don't mind if we do!

We didn't get a chance

To eat before we...

Came... To...

Kick all...

Of your...

- Butts. - [ Gulps ]

I thought you said it would be

A small bad-guy party.

This is not good!

I'm gonna need

More than one

- Happy-barbecue - rainbow monkey

To make

This many people happy!

Get them!

Aaaah! Aaaah!

Aaaah! Aaaah!

Aaah! Aaah!

Aaah! Aaah!

Stupid kids!

You can't hide in my garage!

Wait a minute.

I don't have a garage.

Kids next door

M.e.g.a.r.a.g.e.

- Mechanized - extra-giant airship

Resembles aged garage

Excellently.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Wh-o-o-o-o-oa!

Numbuh 3: bye-bye, bad guys!

Happy grilling!

Well, that was a bust.

- Numbuh 4: - tell me about it.

Did you see all that food

Those guys had back there?

We could have at least nicked

Some of that fried chicken!

Whaaa! Ugh!

Hang on, y'all!

Things are getting stickier!

After them, laddies!

An extra ration of gumdrops

To the one that blows them

Out of the sky!

Argh argh argh argh

Argh argh argh!

Aaaah!

Evasive action!

Broadside cannons...

Fire!

They gobbed up the engines!

We're going down!

Ho-o-o-o-ld o-o-o-n!

Wh-o-o-oa!

[ Grunting ]

Ugh!

Brace yourselves!

[ All groaning ]

- Numbuh 1: - is everyone okay?

Define "okay."

- Numbuh 2... - Damage report.

[ Groans ]

I'm okay, chief.

I'm not! Help!

Somebody, help!

Throw me a lifeline!

I'm drowning here!

Hey, this isn't water.

It's [sniffing]

Asparagus!

Oh, for the love of...

Don't be ridiculous,

Numbuh 4.

There's no way

It could be...

I don't believe it.

A sea of asparagus!

No wonder my mom's been

Serving this junk every night.

How else would adults

Get rid of so much

Except by forcing it

On kids?

And we're gonna be

Floating in it for a while.

- It'll take - a couple of hours

To get the engines

Degummed.

Hours?!

I'll be super dead

Of starvation by that time!

Oh, relax!

Numbuh 5's

Not complaining

- About having - some down time.

Well, number 4

Wouldn't mind

Having some

Cheeseburger time!

Numbuh 4:

Food, food, everywhere.

Not a bite to eat...

Like maybe

A super nacho mountain supreme

With extra sour cream...

Or a double-battered

Chicken sandwich,

Molten mozzarella,

Microwave

Pepperoni pizza...

Numbuh 2,

What's taking so long?!

What isn't?

- You ever try getting bubble gum - out of your hair?

Well, this is harder! Agh!

Hey, quit rocking

The boat up there!

This is delicate.

Huh?

What the?

Hmm, could have sworn

I saw... Aaaaaah!

Aaaah! Guys!

- I think - there's something out there!

Numbuh 2, we need

Those engines on-line now!

[ Whimpering ] but I don't

Want to be down here alone!

Aah!

Numbuh 2!

No!

No!

It's too late!

Numbuh 2!

It's my fault!

[ Sobbing ]

I sent him

Down there alone!

Maybe we can

Still save him!

Open the hatch!

Get ahold of yourself!

He's probably swallowed

A bushel of asparagus by now.

I'd love to swallow

A bushel of french fries

Right now.

Hey!

Where did you get

That cheeseburger?!

Cheeseburger?

Happy-barbecue rainbow monkey

Needs sun block!

Don't you try keeping it

All for yourself!

Give me

That cheeseburger!

Get away from me!

No, no, no!

Aaah! No!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Get away from me!

No one is eating

My rainbow monkey!

You can just go eat a...

Great white asparagus!

Well, that wasn't

What I was thinking,

But if it will

Keep mr. Crazy pants

Away from my rainbow monkey,

Then by all means!

Huh?

Whaaaaaa!

Numbuh 3!

The cheeseburger!

Numbuh 4, that thing

Just ate numbuh 3!

But it didn't get

The cheeseburger!

Look!

Numbuh 3 would want me

To have it!

That's not a cheeseburger,

Numbuh 4!

Get back here!

Numbuh 4,

It's coming back!

It's okay!

I can get it!

Don't worry.

I'll share with you guys!

I can get it!

Huh? Huh?

W-w-where'd he go?

I got it!

It's all mine!

Food at la-a-st!

Numbuh 4,

I am ordering you.

Get back to the safety

Of this...

Aaaaah!

Numbuh 1!

[ Panting ]

Eleventy billion pounds

Of charbroiled

Meaty goodness!

Meet my stomach!

Hey! Give me back

My cheeseburger!

Help!

I still can't swim!

[ Gagging ]

Ohh,

It tastes awful!

No! No-ho-ho!

No, no! Numbuh 4!

[ Sobbing ]

[ Gasps ] huh?

Huh?

Aaaaah!

[ Pirates grumbling ]

[ Numbuh 5 sniffs ]

Numbuh 5:

C-chocolate! Ha!

All right,

You cannon-filthy freaks!

Who wants a piece

Of numbuh 5?!

Stickybeard: [ laughing ]

Easy there, lassie.

Fighting's no way

To thank old stickybeard

For saving your gumdrops.

[ Gasps ]

Ugh!

Ha ha! Ha ha!

Ewww!

[ Gasps ]

Yay!

Candy!

Hey, numbuh 5,

You should try

These caramel cannons!

Why'd you save us,

Sticky bum?

Ha ha!

I might be out to destroy

Ye kids next door,

But I'll be

Dipped in chocolate

Before I let a blasted vegetable

Do anyone in!

- Argh! Ar-argh! - Argh! Ar-argh!

Aw, but don't you be getting

Too comfy, though, lass.

Once we're free of

This cursed sea of vegetables,

'Tis back to being mortal

Enemies for you and me!

Oh, put a pop in it,

Sticky bun.

Ooh! Blurbleberry!

Mmmmm.

[ All laugh ]

Say, lassie,

Ye wouldn't mind

- Keeping this business - of me saving ye

- Quiet from the other village, - would ye?

They wouldn't invite me

To next year's barbecue

If they found out.

Aah!

Hiyah!

Grrr! Ooh!

Y-y-yah!

[ All groaning ]

Ugh! Ugh!

Ugh! Ugh!

Nice work, team.

Another ice cream parlor

Made safe for kids worldwide.

Can we have some ice cream

Now, numbuh 1?

Can we, please? Please?

Can we, ple-e-ase?

Later, numbuh 3.

Right now we need to get

Back to the treeho-o-use!

Hey, how come

You get a scoop?

Ugh! Blah!

- I'm all sticky - and gross.

- I don't even - like strawberry!

Hi, nigie!

Oh, hey, lizzie.

Lizzie?!

What are you doing here?!

- Don't you remember, - nigie?

You promised to take me

To the big junior-high

Football game tonight.

Can we do this

Another time?

- I've just finished - a mission,

And i-i'm

Tired and sticky.

Poor nigie!

Always working so hard

On those missions.

It's a tough job,

But some kid's

Got to do it.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

I have to go clean up.

I'm filthy!

Poor nigie!

calling numbuh 1.

hello!

this is number 65.3

with a... Hey!

where's numbuh 1?!

i've got important mission

specifications to send him!

He'll be right back.

But, um...

You can just transmit

Those specifications now,

And I'll

Give them to him.

tha-a-t's negatory!

mission specs are

for leader's eyes only!

Why, herbie...

Is that a new pocket protector

You're wearing?

[ giggling shyly ]

well, i, uh...

Why don't you just transmit

Those big, bad missiony

Thingys to me,

And I'll make sure

Nigie gets them?

well, I suppose

it wouldn't hurt.

[ giggling ]

but just make sure

he gets them!

Oh, I promise.

Bye!

[ Beeping ]

Hmm.

Hmm.

How hard can

Leading a mission be?

This is

For the game.

Okay, everybody!

It's mission time!

You look really

Pretty today, numbuh 1.

Did you do something

To your hair?

- No, no, - it's the outfit.

But yellow

Is not your color.

Lizzie, what do you think

You're doing?

Nigie has officially

Put me in charge of a mission.

You got to be kidding.

It's tru-u-e!

I have the official

Kids-next-door

Mission-specky thing,

The glasses,

And I'm prepping the team

By treating us all

To ice cream!

Works for me!

Hmm, I don't know.

But if numbuh 1

Says so,

I guess numbuh 5

Is in.

Not in that outfit!

We've got to get all of you

Some suitable clothes

For the big mission!

Double scoo-o-ps!

Numbuh 2:

Numbuh 1 never lets us

Get ice cream

Before a mission!

[ Laughs ]

♪ Being leader is fu-u-n ♪

Hello!

Has anyone

Seen my sunglasses?

[ Beeping ]

oh, lizzie!

- I got another new - pocket protector.

hey! What are you

still doing there?!

i transmitted those mission

specs 3.457 terasecs ago!

Mission specs?

yeah, the junior-high

football team's

been practicing

anti-kid maneuvers all week.

and we want you to infiltrate

the boys' locker room

and find out

what they're up to!

Uh, I think

They're just practicing

For the big game tonight.

oh, that makes sense.

never mind

about the mission then.

signing out!

Wait a second!

- You already - sent mission specs?

i gave them to lizzie

to give to you!

it's not like she could do

anything with them.

[ Laughs nervously ]

Yeah.

Numbuh 2:

Uh, I'm pretty sure numbuh 1

Wouldn't take us here

To prep for a mission.

Well, nigie and I have

Different leadership styles.

So back off!!

Okay, okay.

Sheesh.

[ Slurping ]

Mmm, good!

Numbuh 5, you've got to do

Something about this!

Unh-unh!

Numbuh 5 hasn't had

Her nails done in ages.

Lizzie?

Yeah!

Let's do it!

- Right! - We're gonna take them down!

Teenagers. Huh?

Wait a second.

These x's and o's aren't

Football plays, they're...

An invasion plan for

The kids-next-door moon base.

Plans only capable

By someone

With intimate knowledge

Of the base.

Someone

Like numbuh 274.

- The name's chad, - squirt.

So, you're quarterbacking

This scheme, eh, traitor?

Traitor is

Such a harsh word.

I just play

For a different team now,

A bigger, stronger team.

[ All grunting ]

And what makes you think you

Won't fail again, teen boy?

- Because, - you little twerp,

The coach has given me

A powerful w*apon...

This football,

Capable of destroying

The entire moon base...



And this time,

I'm gonna take you

Out of the game first!

Get him, guys!

Uh, shouldn't you fellas

Be off having a pep rally

Or something?

Aah! Ugh!

What?

- Numbuh 4: - look at this crud!

This isn't a mission.

It's a... It's a...

What's a word

For worse than horrible?

Lizzie.

He-e-y!

I bought you guys

Ice cream!

So shut up!!

Don't you tell numbuh 4

To shut up!

I'm the leader!

I can tell

Anyone I want to shut up!

So shut up!!

Hey! Watch the nails.

Shut up!

- Don't you talk to me - like that!

I said, shut up, shut up,

Shut up, shut up, shut up...

You guys got

The game plan.

We're ready

To play ball.

Okay, then.







An-n-d hut!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Aaah! Aaah!

Aaah! Aaah!

[ All coughing ]

Huh?

More stupid kids?

See!

They all dressed up!

[ Grunting ]

Blitz them!

[ All grunting ]

Eeeeeh!

Aah! Aah! Aaah!

- Numbuh 1: - lizzie?

Oh, hi, nigie.

There's a bunch of big,

Scary teenagers out there!

Never mind that.

Just untie me.

[ Both grunting ]

Almost!

All right, teenagers!

Let's play ball!

Hmm?

Kids next door,

Battle stations!

Duh! Ugh!

Hiyah!

You little! Ughh!

You missed, chadworth.

Slipping

In your old age?

Ughh!

[ Whimpers ]

I've got their football.

Evacuation plan x-42!

Aaah! Aaah!

Aaah! Aaah!

Huh?

Numbuh 4:

Hey, where are we?

I don't...

Kids next dorks,

Meet my invasionary force...

The jets!

Here!

Ooh, that...

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaah! Help! Help!

Get away! Help!

Numbuh 3, I'm open.

Throw it here!

[ Whimpering ]

[ Panting ]

I'd love to hang out

With you guys and have a ball,

But I don't have one!

[ Laughs ]

[ All laughing ]

So long, suckers!

[ Laughs ]

Heads up, numbuh 1!

- I got it! - Go, nigie, go!

Go-o-o-o-o, nigie!

[ Panting ]

Hey, I did it!

[ Laughs ]

Touchdo-o-wn!



If he can't do it,

No cruddy teenager can!

Noooo!

Numbuh 4!

[ All gasping ]

[ Coughing ]

[ Groaning ]

Coach: what kind

Of little girls are you?

Oh, um, hi, uh...

Coach.

This is the last time

I let a junior varsity team

- Plan an invasion - of the kids-next-door moon base!

Look at you!

You all make me want to puke!

Get down and give me



- Do I stutter?! - Move it!!

[ Whistle blows ]

One, two, three...

Faster, you wimps!

Eight, nine...

I'm sorry, nigie.

I had no idea

How hard your job is.

It's all right, lizzie.

Just promise

You won't do it again.

Oh, nigie.

I promise!

- [ Laughs ] - okay, lizzie.

Uh, how about I go

Get us some ice cream?

calling numbuh 1!

calling numbuh 1!

i have an urgent mission

for you!

Why don't you just transmit

Those big, bad

Missiony thingys to me,

And I'll make sure

Nigie gets them?



♪ Kids next door ♪

♪ Kids next door ♪

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