03x03 - Operation U.T.O.P.I.A./Operation R.O.B.B.E.R.S.

[bunniefuu]

[ Laughs evilly ]

There!

My ingenious child-restraint

Module is complete.

Soon parents all over the world

Will pay oodles

Of sweet, sweet cash

To have their little

Snot-nosed brats

Out of their hair for good.

- [ expl*si*n ] - huh?

Oh, it's those pesky

Kids next door!

Good thing I'm prepared.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Huh?!

Oh, you tricked me!

Oh-ho-ho! My lab!

You're easy to fool, chester.

That's why you'll

Never be a match

For numbuh 1

Of the kids next door.

Why, you little...

- Hey! - What are you...

[ Voice breaking ]

Come back!

Woman: kids next door

G.a.r.g.o.c.y.c.l.e.

Granite-augmented rocket glider,

Outstanding, create

Your cool-looking escape.

Numbuh 1 to tree house...

Can you read me?

Loud and clear, numbuh 1.

You got the goods?

Piece of cake.

That chester will fall

For any...

[ expl*si*n ]

[ Gasps ]

- Numbuh 1, - what's going on?

[ Panting ] gimme back

My headband!

Do you need help?

Can you hear me?

Stabilizers

Not responding.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Give it back!

Numbuh 1, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm ok...

- [ expl*si*n ] - numbuh 1?!

What is happening?

Where are you?

Come in.

Numbuh 1!

We lost him.

- Girl: - numbuh 1?

Are you okay?

Numbuh 1?

[ Groaning ]

Are you okay?

[ Groans ]

Where... Where am i?

Phew!

I was so worried, nigel.

- Uh... - [ Chuckles ]

Yeah. Listen, I'm on

A top secret mission.

So please, don't inform any

Adult about my current location.

[ Laughs ]

You silly.

There are no adults

On this island.

No adults...

At all?

No.

- Come on. - I'll show you.

My name's katie,

By the way.

And this is where I live.

[ Laughter,

[ Indistinct conversations ]

It's... It's... Perfect.

Come on!

Last one in's

A rotten egg. [ Laughs ]

[ Laughing ]

All right!

- Wow! - This is great.

I... I can't believe there's

Actually a place like this.

- It's all - I've ever dreamed of.

[ Laughs evilly,

[ Grunts ]

Aah!

Oh!

[ Choking ]

The lagoon...

It's soda!

Cannonball!

[ Laughs ]

Hey! Whoa!

Watch that.

Stop it.

Stop it.

[ Boing! ]

[ Laughter ]

This place

Is a perfect world.

Well, it's almost perfect.

You see, we...

We still need a leader.

Really?

Hey!

Let's eat.

It's "birthday cake

For dinner " night.

Uh, that's okay.

I'll catch up with you later.

I'd like a little time

To myself.

All this is so much

To take in.

Sure.

You can do whatever you want.

[ Laughs ]

Bye-bye!

- Boy: - hey!

- What's up, - numbuh 1?

Why, hello.

Uh, great.

Nice to see you.

Bye. Yes.

[ Panting ]

[ Beeping ]

Numbuh 1 to tree house,

Come in.

Do you read?

Hi, nigel.

Katie!

Oh, uh, hi.

So, what ya doing?

I'm, uh, trying to get

In contact with my team.

I need to get back to them.

Hmmm...

[ Giggles ]

You are such a silly.

Your friends are already here.

Come on.

I'll show you.

[ Laughter ]

Hey, numbuh 1.

How it's going?

How did you guys

Find this island?

We tracked you

When you crashed.

Good thing, too.

This place rocks!

- [ Laughs nervously ] - yeah.

Katie, could you leave us

Alone for a while?

Oh.

Well, sure.

I'll see you guys later.

Toot-a-loo, katie.

Have a good day.

Okay, guys, we have got

To get off this island.

What are you talking about?

Yeah.

Numbuh 5 loves this place.

I know, I know.

It seems perfect.

- But things - just don't add up.

I was sh*t down

And crashed here,

But I don't have

A scratch on me.

My ship is also unmarked.

All that's missing is

Chester's headband and my shoes.

So? You got lucky.

Yeah. The headband thingy

Probably just fell in the water.

And katie...

She knew my name

Before I introduced myself.

Explain that.

You're famous.

She's probably heard

Of you somewhere.

Yeah.

I guess you're right.

Relax, numbuh 1.

Have a swim.

- [ Laughs ] - yeah.

Yeah, I should

Just lighten up and...

Wait a second.

Numbuh 4 can't swim.

Together:

Very clever, nigel uno.

Things are not

As they appear.

Chester: you can't find

The happy headband

Because you're wearing it!

[ Laughs evilly ]

So this is your containment

Module, chester.

Exactly,

You snot-nosed brat.

Can you imagine

How much parents will pay...

To have their rambunctious

Kids quiet and happy?

[ Laughing ]

Buhmillions!

And now that the test I've

Run on you is a success,

Chester's happy headband

Will be on the shelves

In a matter of days.

[ Gasps ]

Oh, you can run, nigel.

But you can't hide.

Because I control your world.

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Panting ]

Nigel...

Come with me.

I can help you to your...

Doom!

Aaahhhh!

Aah!

[ Laughing evilly ]

[ Panting ]

Unh-unh unh!

You don't have any jets

In my world.

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Laughing evilly ]

Maybe not, chester.

But I do in the real world.

Hey!

What are you doing?

[ Grunting ]

No!

Stop it.

Don't do that.

I wouldn't do that.

- Stop. - Stop.

Oh, oh!

Stop it now.

- Stop! - Stop!

No, you can't do this.

This is my world.

I control...

[ expl*si*n ]

[ Coughing ]

Chester, chester, chester.

How could you construct

A fantasy world for me

That didn't include

Kicking your butt?

[ Grunting ]

Aah! What are you...

Duh!

Like, i...

Why, I'll...

Ohhhhhhhhhh!

[ Grunts ]

Who-o-o-o-a!

Whoa, whoa,

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[ Glass shattering ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Really good!

Good job!

Wonderful!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Genius!

Total genius!

Huh?

Oh, thank you, thank you.

It was nothing.

Chester...

On behalf of all

The world's supervillains,

I present you with this giant

Check for a buhmillion dollars

For the defeat

Of that pesky numbuh 1.

Thank you, thank you.

[ Laughs ]

I'd like to thank,

Well, myself.

Because without me,

None of this would be possible.

Hmm.

Nice work, numbuh 1.

Thanks, numbuh 5.

So, what was it like

In there?

Was it totally supercool?

Not as cool as hanging out

With my team.

Come on, guys.

Chester: and I know you didn't

Come here today to hear me brag,

- But too bad! - I'm great.

I b*at numbuh 1.

But enough about me.

Huh? Wha...

But that's impossible!

The check was just here.

Oh, where could it have gone?

Aaahhh!

The headband.

It's on me.

You brats!

[ Voice breaking ]

Let me out of here!

- Numbuh 4: - ♪ ba duh-duh da ♪

♪ Gonna go to school ♪

♪ Gunka gunka ga ♪

♪ I'm gonna be cool ♪

♪ Da duh-duh da ♪

♪ Gonna go to school ♪

♪ Ba duh-duh do do ♪

Since when are you happy

To go to school?

♪ Did my spelling homework

Last ni-i-ght ♪

Yeah!

Why waste your time?

You're perfectly capable

Of getting an "f"

Without doing anything.

I'm serious.

It's about time I proved

To everybody

Just what kind

Of genius I am.

[ Chuckles ] we already know

What kind of genius you are.

Exactly!

I spent all night

Calibrating the answers.

And I found new and better ways

To spell some of the words.

I'll be getting 120%,

Super "a" -plus, for sure.

I'll even let you copy it.

So you can get an "a" -plus

In spelling, too.

Copy your homework?

You can't even spell

Your number.

The only reason you did

Your homework

Is because you think

The new teacher is cute.

That... That's not true.

I, uh, did it strictly

For educational purposes.

And for your information,

The number 4 is spelled

With a "q" in australia.

Ms. Thompson

Would know that.

Whatever.

[ Muttering ]

[ Bell ringing ]

[ Whistle blowing ]

[ Spits ]

Let's do this.

- Boy: - you have number 60?

- Boy #2: - yeah, I got it.

- You have number 81? - Got it.

- Number 75? - Got it.

- Oh, that's rare. - Number 42?

- I need that one. - You have number 9?

- Got it. - Number 48?

- Need that one. - 72?

- 72, Yeah. - What about 86?

Uh, no.

[ Gasps ]

Bandits!

Yee-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haw!

[ Grunts ]

[ Both whimper ]

[ Screaming ]

Don't nobody move

'Cause this here's a stickup!

I am telling you

The word "chicken"

Does not have a two in it.

Well, it does now.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Huh?

Hey, genius.

Check this out.

Not now.

I'm working on a way to spell

"Mississippi" with no "s's."

Everybody, freeze!

Put your hands in the air.

Um, excuse me.

- Technically, it's impossible - for us to "freeze"

- And put our hands up - at the same time.

Obviously, freezing

Implies a lack of movement.

And putting our hands up

Will create movement.

Therefore...

My hair!

My beautiful, beautiful hair!

[ Crying ]

Unless anyone else wants gum

In their hair,

I suggest y'all put your

Homework in this here bag...

Now!

"X," "l," question mark...

- Give me that! - Hey.

That ain't the way

You spell the word "hat."

Shows what you know.

This here homework

Is "a" -plus material.

Great.

Just what the boss wants.

Hey! Give me back

My homework before i...

Whoa!

Before you what?

I suggest

You put him down.

Hmmmm?

How's about lunk lets you

Keep your homework

Iffen you give me

A little kiss instead?

Huh, beautiful?

How's about numbuh 5

Just gives you her homework

And forgets

That you just said that?

[ Laughs ]

Your loss, gorgeous.

Pucker up, cowboy.

Woman: kids next door

S.p.l.a.n.k.e.r.

Solid pine-loaded a*tillery,

Nicely kicks enemy rear.

[ Mumbles ]

[ Grunts ]

Ooh!

All right, you.

[ Whimpers ]

Come back

With my homework.

[ Panting ]

All right, billy the crud.

Hand over my homework

Before I show you how

To spell "ouch" the hard way.

Why don't you try spellin'

adios, partner?

Oh, well, okay.

No, no, don't tell me.

Let's see.

It starts with a "l."

Hey!

So long, shorty!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Oh, no, you don't!

Grrrr-yah!

You sure told him.

Hey!

Happy trails, cow pie.

Huh?

All right, cowpoke.

Let's play horsey.

Yee-a-a-a-haw!

Girl: keep driving,

And nobody gets hurt.

You shouldn't be standing

While the old bus is

In motion, there, little missy.

Put a sock in it.

- Come on, - come on.

Let's have it.

We ain't got all day.

Come on, kid.

Huh?

Wilbur, I thought

I told you to... Huh?

Howdy.

You looking for a sh**t,

Partner?

Reckon I might be.

Wait!

As fourth-grade president,

I insist that

This can be settled

In a nonviolent, peaceful...

Abigail, you're on your own.

[ Spits ]

I'll gum you down before

You even get near me

With that old

Wood-whacking thingy.

Go for it.

[ Wind blowing, clock ticking ]

Is it 9:15 already?



We're late for school.

Huh?

[ Tires screeching ]

Whoa!

Yaaa-aaaahhhh!

Give me my homework before

I kick your b-a-q-z.

Kick my what?

Your stupid, lousy,

Pint-size bu-u-u-tt.

[ Gasps ]

[ Groans ]

Huh?

[ Whimpers ]

[ Grunts ]

- Ha ha! - [ Snorts ]

Aah!

You just won't quit,

Will ya?

Ah! You already fired

Eight of your six sh*ts.

You're out of a*mo.

Glad I didn't steal

Your math homework.

[ Pop! ]

I'm blind!

- Time to... - Aah!

Hey, watch it, you egit!

I can't see.

[ Grunting ]

Aaahh!

Whoo-hee!

That there was the

Rootinest-tootinest bit

Of sh**ting I ever done seen

In all my years as a bus driver.

'Tweren't nothin', old timer.

[ Both shouting ]

I can't see!

[ Laughs ]

Yessiree, missy!

You sure done a plumb job.

Great horny toads!

Oh, man, I don't want

To go to school.

[ All muttering ]

[ Grunts ]

Way to go, hombre.

[ Laughter ]

Nice try,

Tenderfoot next door,

But the six-gum g*ng

Is ridin' off with the loot.

Yee-haw!

Come on.

We better get to class.

I'm very, very disappointed

With you, class.

Not one of you did your spelling

Homework last night...

[ Voice breaking ]

Oh, but...

Except, of course,

The delightful children

From down the lane.

Together: [ monotone ]

Thank you, teacher-person.

We enjoy doing homework so much,

We did it 60 times.

[ Laughing evilly ]

I've noticed.

So, let's just

Show the rest of the class

How spelling homework

Is supposed to be done.

- Hey! - That's my... Ow!

Shush!

Well, this first one

Looks like a 100%...

Piece of junk!

Honestly, I think

You delightful children

Should concentrate

On quality over quantity

When doing your homework.

Why, I will bet

Even wallabee beetles

- Could do a better job - than this!

I think you five should stay

After school today

And practice spelling

Every single word

In the dictionary.

I have never seen

Such lousy, worthless...

Hee hee hee hee.

Lousy?



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