03x09 - Operation G.R.A.D.U.A.T.E.S.

[bunniefuu]

My fellow operatives and

Comrades in kiddom, as numbah



Leader, it is my great honor to

Welcome you to...

Cadets next door graduation!

[ Cheering ]

Conducting each new group of

Cadets...

[ Sighs ]

What's the matter, tommy?

This is supposed to be the

Best day of my life, but my

Stupid brother and his stupid

Friends won't even show up.

They're probably all off having

A "we don't like tommy" ice

Cream party or something.

Unfortunately, due to the

Recent theft of the essential

Knd code module while a certain

Operative was having a slumber

Party instead of guarding it, we

Can't technically induct our

Graduated cadets into the

Superincredibly big

Computer-mabob.

I wouldn't be too sure about

That.

We came to see my little

Brother graduate.

So, we thought we'd bring a

Little graduation gift, courtesy

Of the defeated children from

Down the lane.

And what a gift it is.

Kids next door code module.

Connection verified.

[ Cheering ]

Yeah!

Well, then, we might as well

Start with...

Tommy gilligan.

[ Gasps ]

Wish me l-luck.

Tommy, do you swear to battle

Adult tyranny without cause,

Without fail, and without rest,

Except for cookie breaks?

- ]] Cross my heart and hope to - die.

Very well.

You may now insert your genetic

Material into the code module

And register with the

Superincredibly big

Computer-mabob.

With this booger, I do hereby

Eagerly enter the grand

Tree house of the kids next

Door.

If I do not live up to the kids

Next door code of bravery,

Strength, and all-night

Chocolate milk shake parties,

Let this booger be replaced by

Another worthier kid's booger,

And banish me from the kids next

Door forever!

I choose the code name...

Numbah "t"!

[ Indistinct talking ]

"T's" not a number, loser!

But I want to be numbah "t"!

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna!

I wanna be "t"!

Genetic material accepted.

Commencing upload to

Superincredibly big

Computer-mabob.

Welcome to the kids next

Door, operative...

Numbah "t."

You shall serve kids

Everywhere from your tree house

Headquarters in...

Sector "b."

Welcome to the kids next

Door, numbah, uh, "t."

[ Cheering ]

All right!

That pip-squeak got dumped all

The way in sector b!

What kind of a lame-o post is

That?

We're sector "b," einstein.

Oh.

Thanks, everybody.

I waited all my life for this

Day... The day when I'd become a

Totally cool...

So, the little brat who

Thwarted me earlier has finally

Joined his friends'

Clubby-wubby just in time for

Its utter destruction.

Isn't that right, my delightful

Children?

Together: [ monotone ] yes,

Father.

[ Laughs evilly ]

What's going on?

Ben?

[ Yips ]

Bad dog. Bad.

I said bad... Dog?

[ Gasps ]

You... Just made a big

Mistake, young man!

A big mistake!

You'll find as you progress

In the kids next door that the

Rewards grow as you do.

Isn't this great?

I'm finally a kid next door, and

I'm in the coolest sector ever!

I'm going to get a room next to

Numbah 1, and we'll hang out all

The time and play games and

Fight bad guys!

Pow! Bam! Boom!

And everything!

What do you say to that, huh?

Huh? Huh?

What?

It's not my fault he's my

Brother.

Attention...

This is numbah 88.

Father's device is operational!

He's got the... Ayy, no, no, no.

[ Crows ]

[ Gasps ]

We've lost the signal!

Kids next door, battle

Stations!

[ Alarm blares ]

Sector "b," you're with me.

Oh, my first mission!

Hey, wait for me!

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Lock and load, you babies!

I want 17 kids on every wing in

This 2-5-4 fleet.

Do you get me?

We get you, sir.

It's another glorious day in

The kids next door.

A day in the knd is a day out of

School.

Every meal is ice cream, every

Show's a cartoon, every

Formation's a dodge-ball game.

I lov the kids next door!

All batteries on my mark.

Fire!

It's no good, sir.

The mansion's armored up.

- ]] Then let's give them a taste - of our missiles.

Let's go, go, go!

[ Shouting indistinctly ]

Target in sight.

Get 'em. Let's go!

This is numbah 86.

I'd say we've got their

Attention...

But we don't know how long we

Can hold them back!

Don't worry.

We'll make it count.

Okay, people, listen up.

Numbah 88 is undercover checking

Out a rumor that father was

Turning his entire mansion into

A single, huge, weapons system.

Knowing father, it must be a

Device to turn us all into

Adults.

Exactly.

- I'm sending your team in to take - out that device.

- Don't take chances on this one, - guys.

Gear up in your birthday suits.

What?

She meant these birthday

Suits, tommy... The kind that

Keep you from aging.

Well, how am I supposed to

Know that?

I'm new here.

That's okay.

We didn't have a suit for you

Yet anyway.

- Just stay here and cover our - rear.

He should cover his own rear

While he's at it.

- [ Laughter ] - ]] yeah.

Ahh!

Uh [clears throat] nu... Numbah

"T," [clears throat] i, uh, i-i

Need to attend to the troops.

Carry on.

Stupid officers.

I'm a graduated operative.

I'm just as good as any of them!

It would serve them right if I

Went off and saved the day all

By myself.

Hmm.

Ahh.

Our guests have arrived.

Go forth and supervise the

Battle, my delightful children.

I wish to give sector "b" the

Benefit of my full attention.

- [ Thud ] - ]] ugh!

Watch it.

The agingization device

Should be around here.

Where?

I can't see anything!

Oh, that's a lot b... Ahhh!

[ Gasps ]

Hello and goodbye!

Ahhhh!

I'm coming, guys!

[ All shouting, gasp ]

[ Pants ]

Awww!

I'm so very glad you could

Visit me today because I want to

Show you something that will

Change your lives forever!

[ Gasps ]

Kids next door, activate your

Birthday suits... Full

Protective power.

Tough luck, father.

Our 2x4 technology makes us

Immune to any kind of ray-based

Aging effect.

Yes!

I'm impressed... Or rather I

Would be if I had wanted to

Change your ages!

If?

If this thing doesn't change

Ages, then what in the he...

Ayyy!

Ayyyyyy!

[ Gasps ]

Why would I want you brats to

Join me in glorious adulthood?

You've annoyed me enough as

Little children.

Uh, numbah 1, uh...

This doesn't look so... Ahhhh!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Ohhh! That's horrible!

Horrible?

Adorable!

Hey, that rhymes!

♪ Horrible, adorable

Ahhh!

[ Trills ]

Um, can't we work

Something... Ahhhh!

[ Grunting ]

[ Laughs evilly ]

Hoagie!

I don't know how you did

This, father, but we'll stop

You.

The kids next door never quit.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Ahhh!

[ Barks ]

No-o-o-o-o!

Keep f*ring, soldiers!

Give 'em heck!

Ahhhhhh!

Splatification missiles,

Fire!

We can't hold them off

Forever, sir!

Numbah 362, we can't stop

Father's knightamatons!

Hold your position.

I sent in our best team to

Infiltrate the mansion.

Who did you send in?

Numbers 1 through 5 of

Sector "b."

We're doomed.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Oh, man.

Father's turned the kids next

Door into animals!

Ahh! Whoa!

Whoa. Waaaa!

Ahh! Ooh! Uh! Ah!

[ Grunting ]

I got to tell the others...

Watch where you're going, you

Little brat.

Hey!

I'm kids next door now, so

That's big brat to you,

Delightful children from down

The block!

That's down the lane.

Oh, whatever.

Listen, I'd love to stay and

Chat, but I can't talk to

Animals.

What are you...

[ Laughs ]

Tommy, you're a geniu... Huh?

Ohh.

You didn't know?

The animalization effect only

Works on kids next door

Operatives.

[ Chuckles ]

But-but-but... But how can it

Tell the difference?

Who cares?

Father has thought of

Everything.

So, let's talk turkey, turkey.

Wahhhh!

Waah! Wah! Wahhhhh!

- Ahhh! Ah-ha! Ah-ha... - ]] Whoa.

Hold up, shorty.

There's no time.

Father is mean. He has a ray.

He'll change us all to animals

Because they got sick of me and

My brother... Ooh!

Get ahold of yourself, kid!

Look, I know it's your first day

And all, but you don't have to

Start running around like a...

Ahhhh!

[ Barking ]

Well, that figures.

So, want to run away

Screaming?

After you.

Ahhhhh!

Full retreat!

Full re... Ugh!

Ahh! Oh! Ugh. Ohh.

Ahh! Ahhhhh!

Hold on. I got you.

Run, children.

Run like animals.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Okay, kids next door, that

Animal ray thing will be here

Any minute.

We need a plan to save the few

Remaining kids next door from

Becoming... This.

I think we might be able to

Reconfigure our remaining

Birthday suits to nullify the

Animalization effects.

So what?

We'll just get our butts kicked

Again.

Maybe, but we'll be destroyed

For certain if we do nothing.

- I want those suits reconfigured - now.

We're going back and showing

Father what happens when you

Make a monkey out of the kids

Next door!

[ Cheers ]

Tommy, I'm sorry about your

Brother and his teammates.

This was supposed to be the

Best day of my life.

I was going to be in the kids

Next door with my big brother.

But now...

I don't care about any of that.

[ Crying ] I just want my big

Brother back.

Don't worry, tommy.

We'll get sector "b" back to

Their normal selves because

We're kids next door, and we

Don't quit!

Captain, we're good to go.

All right, then.

Kids next door, battle stations.

Hey, where's my birthday

Suit?

I'm sorry, tommy.

We don't have enough suits, and

I'm going to need as much

Experience as I can get on this

Mission.

No fair!

I got a score to settle, too!

Like I said, tommy, I'm

Sorry.

Captain, we're 10 seconds

Away from the ray's sphere.

Okay, kids next door,

Activate birthday suits.

Here we go!

It's working.

The suit's are actually working.

Whew.

[ Thud ]

What was that?

I... I don't... I...

Moo-o-o-o-o-o!

Low frequency.

Remodulate...

[ Chatters ]

[ Speaking indistinctly ]

[ Mooing, cooing, and

[ Barking ]

Stupid.

I'm going to transform every kid

Next door... Boogerhead father!

Be brave, tommy.

Remember, the kids next door

Never, ever quit.

Or do they?

Congratulations are in order,

Father.

Yes, my children.

The kids next door are finished

Forever!

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Laughs ]

Enough!

Go clean out the animal pens.

This place smells like a pooh

Museum!

Awwww.

Oh, these kids today, always

Whining about getting pets, but

Do they clean up after them?!

No!

Hmm.

They've forgotten the pail and

Pooper-scooper.

Delightful children, get back in

Here!

[ Grunts ]

I said get in here now!

[ Bleating ]

Sheep?

But... How!

Surprise, boogerhead!

I figured out how your dumb

Machine works.

You wanted the kids next door to

Capture the code module because

You altered it to uplink with

Your computer, along with the

Kids next door's supercomputer.

That way, your ray thingy would

Always know to animalize every

Active kids next door memory.

So, I did the simplest thing in

The world.

I quit the kids next door.

Not bad, brat, but...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I am not finished yet.

Jeez, get some manners, why

Don't you?

Now, where was i?

Oh, yeah.

I also figured out how to sign

Your snot-nosed kids into the

Kids next door, so now, the only

Way to get them back to normal

Is to shut off your stupid

Machine and turn every kid next

Door back to normal.

Hmm.

So, what are you waiting for?

Turn your kids back to normal

Already.

Nah.

Those kids of mine are really

Annoying.

This sheep thing is probably an

Improvement.

Man, you really are evil!

Yes, I know.

Ahhhh!

What?

There's nowhere to run,

Tommy!

Ugh.

What the...

[ Squawks, growls, and

- [ Barks ] - ]] ahh!

Why, you mangy little... Hey!

Stop. No. Huh. What?

Get... Get off!

That's it!

That little meatball has caused

Me enough grief.

This ends now!

Hey, come on, come on.

[ Grunts ] got it.

Well, that's... Uh-oh.

Waaahhhhh!

You!

I will not be humiliated by the

Runt of the litter, and I am

About to teach you a painful

Lesson... A lesson that's...

Excuse me.

Can I just say one thing?

What?!

Welcome to the kids next

Door!

You... What did you...

Huh?

[ Growls ]

Ahhhh!

Well, that ought to teach you to

Never underestimate the kids

Next door!

[ Thud ]

[ Bleats ]

Hoagie, you're back!

Are you sure there isn't any

Way to reinstate tommy?

- ]] Yeah, my little brother saved - us all.

He should be one of us.

Sorry, guys.

It can't be done.

All right, that's it.

If tommy's out, then I'm out.

Are you sure you can't do

Something?

No.

Anyone who takes their...

Hey!

I just threatened to quit the

Kids next door!

Yes, we heard you the first

Time.

You were saying, numbah 362?

Anyone who takes their booger

Out of the system is permanently

Excluded from re-entry.

It's a computer failsafe to

Prevent decommissioned teams

From rehacking into our system.

Well, that's just no fair!

That's okay, kuki.

From now on, I work alone.

I bring justice to kids in my

Lonely quest to bring justice to

Kids.

I whisper... Whisper in your

Ear... "Ooh, he's good."

If you kids next door ever need

My assistance, I shall return to

Save you all over again, for I

Am...

The tommy!

[ Laughs ]

Hmm.

"I work alone.

I am the tommy."

[ Laughs ]

He is definitely your brother,

Numbah 2.

[ Laughter ]

Hey, what's that supposed to

Mean?



♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

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♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

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♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door