04x13 - Operation D.O.D.G.E.B.A.L.L./Operation F.E.R.A.L.

[bunniefuu]

[ Snoring ]

Hey!

Hmm?

Look!

Halt! Who goes there?

I said halt!

Okay, jack, you asked for it.

[ Groaning ]

Huh?

An intruder!

Huh?

Hoo-ah!

att*ck!

You didn't have to throw so

Hard.

[ Breathing heavily ]

[ Sobbing hysterically ]

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Sighs ]

So, the dodgeball wizard.

What brings you to p.s. 182?

You know what, you little

Brat.

The fulfillment of my 64-year

Quest to prove that an adult is

The greatest dodgeball player

Ever!

And once I defeat you, I will be

That adult!

Impressive... For a kid.

Oh!

Aah!

Defeat me, you might, but there

Is a stronger child.

Who?

Tell me, who?

The boy called beetles.

Aah!

So, after all this time,

There is still another.

I will find this beetles.

I will force him to challenge

Me, and I will kick his small,

Round behind!

So swear i, the dodgeball

Wizard!

- ]] Blam! I blasted one in the - leg.

- Then boom! Another one went - down.

You should have seen it,

Numbuh 2.

It was the most awesomest

Dodgeball game ever.

I don't know, numbuh 4.

When the first graders told you

To go pick on someone your own

Size, I don't think they meant

For you to challenge a bunch of

Kindergartners.

Ah, rubbish.

The younger you are, the better

You are at dodgeball.

It's a proven fact.

That's why no adults can play

The game.

And you get these facts

Where, exactly?

I make them up.

That way, I know they're true.

Mom? Dad?

Joey?

I-i think you better take a

Look at this.

I-i don't understand.

I know.

It's just terrible.

No, I mean I don't

Understand.

What's that word?

It says, "I have your mom and

Dad and baby brother.

Meet me on top of dodgeball

Tower or else."

Signed "the dodgeball wizard."

Oh, yeah?

Well, we'll play, all right,

Only this time, it's personal.

How can it be personal?

You've never even met the guy.

Oh, I know.

I just always wanted to say

That.

This time, it's personal.

[ Muttering ]

Oh, dear me!

Better wake up baby joey, dear.

I don't want him to miss any of

The magic show.

Wake up, my little roo.

The nice magician's gonna do

Some tricks for us.

Oh, mr. Magic, if you're

Looking for a volunteer to saw

In half tonight, I'm your man.

This is not a magic show!

I have captured you to lure the

Greatest dodgeball player in the

World to this arena and battle

Him for honor and glory.

Does that sound like the

Tomfoolery of a mere magician?!

All right.

You're an illusionist then.

Ahhhh!

Hey, you in the dress!

It's time for you to get the

Crud out of dodge... Ball... Uh,

Place?

Oy!

No more lines from you.

Ahh!

The one called beetles.

I was expecting

Someone... Smarter-looking.

Well, hardy har har.

Let me tell you something.

I've got dodgeball in me blood.

I come from a long line of super

Champion dodgeballers from back

Where dodgeball was discovered.

Eww!

Yes, in the sacred land of...

Aah!

No more pickled herring for me,

Mommy.

I've got a tummyache.

Cool onya!

What an opening act!

That was the best of the

Best?

Oh, well.

I win!

I have proved once and for all

That adults rule the dodgeball

Court!

Oh!

[ Babbling ]

Aah! What?

[ Babbling ]

Numbuh 4, wake up!

You've got to see this.

Who's the baby on the ledge?

You are.

Where the baby on the ledge go?

Oh, gym shorts!

Is that the best you can... Oh!

Now, there's a clever magic

Trick.

Snap out of it, numbuh 4.

You're missing everything.

Mmm, it's so good.

Yaaaah!

And on your left...

Enough!!

[ Thunder crashing ]

Crikey!

- Look at everyone leaving the - city.

They're gonna miss the big

Finale.

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Whimpering ]

Aah!

Hmm?

Yes!

I did it!

I am the bestest, bestest,

Bestest dodgeball player in the

Entire world!

[ Laughs ]

Whoo-hoo, mama!

Break it down.

Go, wizard, go, wizard, go,

Wizard.

Oh, yeah!

[ Babbling ]

No!

That's unpossible.

It cannot be!

Aah!

Oh! [ Sobbing ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Burps ]

Do you suppose dinner's as

Good as the show?

I hope so, dear.

I'm as hungry as a wombat.

[ Groaning ]

You broke my nose!

I'm telling my mom!

I showed him the door.

Told you it's in my blood.

Yeah, but...

No, don't say anything.

I can't help it if I'm great.

[ Babbling ]

Aw, would you look at that?

My baby bro wants some tips on

How to play dodgeball from the

Master.

Aah!

Numbuh 4?

Does anyone have a chili dog?

[ Monkeys screeching ]

Together: [ monotone ]

Finally, with this last piece of

The puzzle, we can break the

Magerific code and achieve our

Greatest desire!

[ Laughing evilly ]

Well, guess what?

Our greatest desire is to

Achieve the world's record for

Kicking you creeps in the pants,

So hand over that tablet before

We go for the gold.

Together: if it isn't the

Kids next door.

What an unpleasant surprise...

For you, that is.

Oh!

Aah!

[ Groaning ]

Together: we'd love to stay

Here on rainbow monkey island

With you kids next doubt, but

You guys are the pits!

[ Laughing evilly ]

I love it when they make big,

- Fat, stupid targets like... - ]] No!

You might hit the tablet.

Numbuh 3 is right.

You guys get back to the ship,

And I'll take care of the

Delightful children personally.

Together: keep still, you

Pest.

I'll stand still long enough

To...

Together: come on, nigey.

Can't break the tablet.

Together: what the... What

Are you...

Hyah!

Numbuh 5, come in.

I have the tablet.

Listen carefully.

The code is...

[ Groaning ]

Whoo!

Together: [ laughing evilly ]

[ Groaning ]

Is that part of the code?

Hey, numbuh 1!

[ Monkeys chittering ]

[ Thumping ]

- ]] Kids next door - e.l.e.p.h.i.n.d.e.r.... Enormous

Lumbering electric pachyderm

Helps instigate nail bitingly

Daring emergency rescues.

Come on! Hurry!

He's been on this island for,

Like, forever and a half!

And he's got the code!

Hold on.

Picking up something.

He's... That way!

All right!

Stampede action activated.

[ Trumpeting ]

Stop!

What the...

Numbuh 1!

He's evaporated!

And he's the only one who saw

The code!

[ Crying ]

Knock it off, you two.

Numbuh 1 just took his clothes

Off, that's all.

The only question is why?

Uh, I got another question.

What are we gonna do about them?

Run!

Oh, no.

[ Roaring ]

Aah!

[ All screaming ]

Is that...

Numbuh 1?

[ Hooting ]

Uh... Hey, there, numbuh 1.

[ Roaring ]

[ Sniffing ]

Uh...

Uh, nice leaves you're wearing.

They're, uh, very jungley.

[ Sniffing ]

Whoo-hoo!

Hey! Hey!

Cut it out! Quit!

Stop it!

Numbuh 5 says we get numbuh 1

Off this island before he starts

Kissing us and stuff.

Yech!

Well, the first thing that

We'll have to do is appoint a

New leader for your sector.

Who cares who's leader?

We need to get numbuh 1 back to

His old self.

We have rules, numbuh 3.

All sectors must have a leader,

Even if it's temporary.

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Don't look at me.

Been there, done that, not doing

It again, especially after you

Know what happened.

Of course, numbuh 5.

Then who's it gonna be?!

Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

I know.

What about... You, numbuh 2?

I don't know.

Leaders don't get to pilot their

Own ships.

I'll pass.

Oh, please!

Please, please!

Oh, please, please!

Hmm.

Are you sure, numbuh 2?

Absotively posilutely.

Well, I guess I'll have to

Figure out who it should be.

Now, let's see.

Okay, that decides it.

The new temporary leader is...

Numbuh 3.

Me?

Okay!

First mission is get numbuh 1

Back so he can tell me that

Code!

Numbuh 1 knows the code?

For the love of all that's pure

And sacred, why didn't you say

So?

All right, geniuses, I want

Nigel uno cured now!

We're doing the best we can,

But a boy's physiology isn't

Built to withstand such

Prolonged exposure to sharing,

Caring, and rainbowrific love.

Do I look like I care?

I want that code now!

I'm sorry, but that's the

Best fourth-grade biology can

Do.

Well, numbuh 74.239, we could

Always use...

No!

- Don't even think about trying - that.

Why not?

The effects of element...

No!

That might keep him ape-ified

For life.

It can work.

Listen, you mitoplasmic

Cerebellamoid, I'm the boss

Here.

Says who?

I'm in the fifth grade and...

Will you both just shut up?!

The fourth grader started it,

Right, numbuh 275?

Now, what are you yammering

On about?

Well, numbuh 71.562 is

Suggesting that we use element

"L."

It's dangerous, but we might

Be able to shock him back to his

Normal persnickety self.

But element "l" is totally

Unstable.

We don't know what the shock

Will do to him, so pbht!

Sure, it's risky, but not

Doing anything is worse.

Pbht!

[ Hooting ]

Do it.

You heard the girl.

[ Laughs ]

In your face!

Fine, but we're not taking

Any chances here.

I want everyone behind the

Barriers before element "l" is

Introduced.

[ Hooting ]

Lizzie, it's up to you.

Pour it on.

I-i-i just want... I want my

Nigey back!

[ Crying ]

How's that?

Thatagirl!

[ Hooting ]

Nigey? Oh, my.

[ Gasps ]

We have to abort!

Abort!

It's too late.

Aah!

No! Stop!

Nigey, get off me!

Oh, you're all slimy!

Stop, nigey!

No! Stop!

On second thought, I think I

Prefer this nigey.

We've failed.

You see now the hubris of

Honors pre-science.

Numbuh 1 is ape-ified for life.

It's not my fault.

It's totally your fault.

Now numbuh 1 will be like

That forever, and we'll never

Know the code!

[ Crying ]

I don't get it.

- What's so important about this - dumb code?

What's so important?

The rainbow monkey corporation

Is having a contest, and whoever

Breaks the superhappy code of

Sharon wins a free key chain!

A key chain?!

You mean to tell me that I

Risked my life, endangered my

Team, and spent valuable kids

Next door resources so you could

Win a stupid key chain?!

Being a kids next door operative

Is serious business.

It's not a stupid key chain

Hunt.

He's back!

Good to be back and all but

Stop hugging me already,

Seriously.

You're messing up my leaves.

Oh, well.

It was nice while it lasted.

[ Doorbell rings ]

Together: oh, goody, goody.

Our key chains have arrived.

Hey, guys.

Together: huh?

Do you mind if my friends

Come over to play?

Together: aah!

[ Monkeys chattering ]

Oh, here you go again.

Don't you start in with me.

I tell you, I know more than you

Do, or else you wouldn't be

Looking at me when I speak.

- ]] ♪ La la la la - no fifth graders, no fifth

Graders, no fifth graders.

- ]] That's why I wasn't - listening!

- Now you're gonna play that whole - "I'm not hearing you" thing.

I'm right, right, numbuh 275?

See? I told you I was right.

There's no way.

Fourth graders may know a

Little bit less than fifth

Graders, but most of the time,

They're...