ready hey
fire whatever butterflies like went out
last year I'm sure there's only big
sizes here ah this is like a six excuse
me ma'am do you have any clothes that
would fit
me you think you could squeeze yourself
into
[Music]
this and then they're looking in the
mirror they're going oh my God I'm so
fat I'm so fat I'm so fat yeah I hate
girls like that anyway you want to stop
and grab a few of blackies I think
they're done fixing the place up um I
don't know I'm kind of low oh it's my
treat oh it must be dollar beer KN you
know okay big spender you're on and of
course the usual crowd will see there I
guess so hey cutie I about a stiff one
oh man I love Marty he is always been a
gentleman to me always
proper hey man the boys are thirsty said
hang on I'll be there in a second hey
hey Marty no lighting up till we fix the
sprinkler system one PFF and you'll set
the whole thing off a you've been saying
that for years you're never going to fix
a damn thing you know I hear old Li's is
a pretty good bar what do you say fellas
easy mate every about a free sh*t Jack
right man that is one beautiful scam
I'll tell you and he stopped smoking
years ago that's the beauty po they say
he is my
hero what the hell oh my god what have
they done to blackies I I knew they were
working on the place but I thought they
were finally you know the sprinkler
system thought they were fixing it so uh
Alex remember you hate girls like
that first day was great until I looked
up and told him I'm a vegan I don't
swallow animal
protein oh oh I can't think about you
and your skinny girls right now damn it
black he had history I mean don't they
understand that that the Dive Bar is
like it's it's an American institution
you know I mean these people probably
drink chocolate martinis and I just
wanted to chill out with the beer and
black is was right downstairs for me
yeah well say hello to your new
neighbors you still have that bottle of
tequila I gave you for Christmas yeah
last one up has to drink the
worm this club is so underground that
even I haven't been to it yet oh you're
so cool and underground Chaka hey isn't
this Alex's building oh yeah a guy with
no life living over the hottest club in
town go figure damn D that girl got some
cheeks the bigger the booty the more for
fruti oh yeah stop you're making me
all jealous it's cool whatever for me oh
yeah I wish I had a really big fat ass
like that a the bouncer looks like a
badass whatever he's probably all show
so
fruity I was thinking that out of all of
us you look the closest to 21 yeah a I I
hear that all the time and you do have
much better fake IDs than I do everyone
needs a hobby and that girl you like
just went in come on birthday boy we got
business to attend to oh man why do I
got to
attend yo I bet I meet someone tonight I
can already feel it he'll be tall but
not too tall he'll be just the right
height to kiss and to dance with and to
hug and while we're dancing he'll lean
over and he'll whisper in my ear and
tell me things he can't even tell his
girlfriend girlfriend because she can't
possibly truly understand him like I do
because we're soulmates and he'll write
a poem inspired by our deep connection
hey you in line what you think I'm doing
here waiting for the bus that's him oh
my God we have to get in sh Mecca shut
up I think you got lost on the way to
your high school dance boys now get out
of here I didn't want to be in there
anyway so what do we do now there's
always Powerhouse that place is so
Jersey they let anyone in I always get
lost because it's so big plus it's $20
and like $10 a drink I didn't bring
enough money man you're cool I got money
you're cool Matt you're my boy man but
what about them them I don't need you
I'll hit up Alex I'll be I'll be there
in a now okay cool come on mea you're
with us all right hurry up okay okay
okay
bye I don't know if they're going to let
me in with sneakers man they'll let you
in with a jock on your head and your
Jimmy in your hand
tequila go bed a few more sh*ts sailor
you won't care if it
does who hey hey hey I gave you those
keys for emergency use only this is an
emergency what did you find out Vamp is
last year's nail color I'm serious I
couldn't get into flame downstairs so I
need money to go to this expensive lame
ass place over near the river 50 bucks
would be good you're kidding okay 30 and
I'll leave I have to pay to get rid of
you works for me here's a quarter call
someone who cares fine but you're going
to pay me back and earn your keep huh
dump the trash on your way out oh yeah
right thanks for stopping by oh you
really oh my God ew thanks
[Music]
bro
[Music]
oh crap
chaka chaka what are you doing
here huh oh damn you can't just come by
whenever you feel like it what if IID
had a chick over yeah right with those
sheets that really sucks
I mean it's bad enough clubs like that
even exist but now that you're living
over one I feel sorry for you I mean you
know more so than usual yo check me am I
styling or what buy it and I'll throw in
a pair of
eyebrows she's buying stuff and she
hasn't even paid me back yet not only
that but this morning I found her
sleeping on my floor you are way too
easy on that girl I'm telling you I know
got to smack her around a little bit
teach her a lesson I mean at least I
solved one problem what's that I talked
to my boss he's going to put me on the
graveyard shift so I don't have to stay
home all night oh that's that's a good
deal something at least I won't be kept
up by that freaking club music you mean
like this like like this kind music
like get down baby let me hum you
stop please my soul
hurts Mecca guess what my brother's out
of the way from now on we've got our own
personal crash
pad
[Applause]
you my friend are very sexy all right
yes
no
maybe hey there's that girl you like
want the ass as if I would date a girl
without an ass hey man I don't know
you're not the pickiest guy in the world
hey guys check me out
hey just uh dancing is that what you
call
it oh
god oh
no yeah oh hey Mom what no I haven't
seen
her I'm sure she's
fine uh no ma no ma okay okay bye me too
[Music]
bye
what but I just finished my
shift all right all right okay fine but
I get the overtime R and you let me out
by midnight all right be there in a
[Music]
few hi I'd like to photocopy my
boobs I thought that would get your
attention we've got to talk all right
sure um but listen can I get some cash
there's this guy on the corner selling
his really fat open what you still owe
me from the other night and what the
hell have you been doing crashing up my
place don't lose it okay so I crashed at
your pad a few times a few times the
mother unit's been looking for you for
days and unless you want me to blow your
cover you better just chill okay okay
I'll be
good you're good I know hey aren't you
that girl who was dancing in the cage
the other night maybe it's all kind of a
blur you know yeah yeah I do know this
place is really banging to tonight it's
much better than one of those Powerhouse
kind of places uh-huh yeah they're
really good here about sifting out the
rejects I saw this one guy get turned
away because he was wearing a mesh
top mesh he should be banned but please
I know a place even better than this
yeah cool let's check it
out oh please like her head isn't
totally pasted on that body uh hey hey I
thought you had plans tonight yeah well
I was going to go play darts at that
smelly PB down in the village but it's
like a necrofilia technophobe club or
something I don't know I swear if I was
buic I would
barf oh I wish I could close down every
trendy night spot in this city first
stop flame snuck that out F I hate
that club as much as you do but and I
don't want to be ruining anyone's fun
it's not ruining anybody's fun Alex look
we have to stop these trendy before they
take over hey Alex I need to make some
flyers for the electro
Inferno 38th and eth hey didn't this
used to be the Blue Ribbon Diner yeah so
yeah so yeah so they made the best
mushroom burger in the city Alex the
Mindless drones are invading as we
speak
okay so we're riding home on the subway
and this guy comes up to us oh yeah and
I felt kind of sorry for him because he
hardly spoke English and he was selling
something yeah so like he we're thinking
like he's probably trying to support his
family or something he's selling like
yo-yos or toys or something cuz the bag
is totally mysteriously shaking okay so
I look inside and you're not even going
to believe this but the entire bag is
filled to the brim with with vibrators
now I'm thinking I don't care how much
you might be hurting for cash you don't
want to be buying your dildos on the
subway word that's where I buy them hey
Chaka C sleeping in the tub he passed
out right on the cake so just move them
like everyone else has been
doing sorry private party this is my
apartment yeah good one now b*at
it so what's it like you know when you
get it with a tall chick do you have to
use like a stool or straps or
something it's okay let him in he's my
brother I moved go off of the cake now
his head's in the
toil what the hell's going on it's your
house Waring party surprise chill out yo
everyone's having fun fun you know you
should thank me check out all the hot
chicks that came fun fun does big fora
look like he's having fun this is my
apartment not yours here have a beer
come on I'll introduce you to some of
these
girls sorry about the TV
man get out of my house everybody get
out go back to whatever hole you crawled
out of or
whatever I'm mean it what's the big deal
just chill out and have some fun
out this party sucks anyway come on
let's blow this place it's better
downstairs at least they got
AC you wouldn't know a good time if it
bit you on your
ass why is my head all
wet oh man where's the dirt
left Jen we're shutting down
[Music]
flame all right so we've called the fire
marshall the cops the liquor board and
no one cares Alex I could be bleeding
from a g*nsh*t wound in the middle of
the street and no one would care no
that's not true people would care that
you were blocking traffic oh thank you
you're a true friend yeah listen Alex
okay not unlike Clint Eastwood and
Firefox we have got to become the
reluctant hero now I know it sucks but
we've got no choice but to accept the
mission Clint stole a plane in that one
he was the bad guy oh I didn't see it
Goat hey man what the hell happened to
you you're all all hip why goat
why hey guys no offense but uh whatever
it takes to get inside you know what I'm
saying take her
easy this calls for drastic
action Jen this is so stupid it's almost
laughable come on desperate times call
for desperate measures now look if we
work together we can Corral the rats
into flame through the back
entrance people will be running out of
the club and drone who are you the Beast
Master look maybe this club is an our
scene but listen care
these people keep gaining ground little
by little a club here a coffee shop
there and before you know it the Earth
has become a living hell like like
Planet of the Apes except that the
monkeys will be listening to dance
remixes of the Mentos jingle and having
full parties get your stinking paws off
me you damn dirty
AP look Jen just because we're not like
hip or trendy or anything like that does
that really mean we got to like spoil
everyone else's lives do you want to
spend the rest of your life being forced
to listen to this crap do I have to sing
the Techno to you
again you're right so we're together on
this good then on to plan B what's Plan
B I don't
know hey man watch it huh hey it's Mr
party pooper I thought you hated this
place and I thought you were going to
chill and stay out of trouble I am off
just you know taking a break from
staying out of
trouble so okay check this out Alex I've
got a plan first all right first I start
throwing my own feces like a baboon
right right feces got
you Alex please just give it a rest all
right she probably like guys with you
know pierced nipples and pierced
crotches and people who've actually like
had sex she doesn't want to deal with a
virgin like you
hey I like your
style you have style yes I have style uh
[Music]
thanks M don't you just love this track
oh
yeah traitor this club is banging yeah I
live right upstairs so it's perfect for
me really I was at this party in your
building the other night it was insane
but I heard after I left some dork went
crazy and he kicked everyone out yeah
well some people can't stand to see
other people have
fun okay okay plan
C hey is that a nipple ring uh yeah it's
a new kind they make sounds
ooh hey excuse me um I just want you to
know that guy over there just called you
fat and I don't think he was spelling it
with a
pH no way that's the wrong
guy my friends were right I always pick
the losers no
no oh I could have had some of that what
the hell was that all about
[Music]
desperation sorry I was just hoping I
could start a fight which would escalate
get the club shut down I know I know
lame idea Jen it's no
use admit it we're beaten no I won't let
them
win I got
it what are you doing now watch and
learn
son someday a rain will come and wash
away all the scum
J ha that's what you get now let's just
sit back and watch everyone run out who
says I can't make the gutters do what I
want I am the Beast
Master um maybe they're so drunk it
hasn't hit them
[Music]
yet F
party oh my God the
prophecy yeah yeah yeah
yeah
instead of shutting down the club I made
it more popular hey at least you don't
have to find a new place to live and
deal with an insane
sister and the last thing I heard the
club was shut down due to underage
drinking
violations that's pretty amazing
thanks no I mean it's amazing you
thought you could get away with this
Chaka must have been crushed well she's
too busy to think about it she got
slapped in some community service thing
oh poor
[Music]
baby anyway I'm just glad flame is gone
you said it amen I couldn't take one
more minute of those Chumps with their
attitudes we won baby we
won my place for a drink make it get a
double
01x03 - Hot Spot
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American animated series and sitcom on MTV on urban life, based on interviews with real people.
American animated series and sitcom on MTV on urban life, based on interviews with real people.