04x15 - Moving On and Moving In

[bunniefuu]

♪ Looking at a new horizon ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ I can hear the future calling ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

-All right.
-[chuckles]

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

-Meet the Browns.
-Hi.

-How are you? How are you doing?
-Good to see you.

-Hey. Hey, twin.
-Twinning for sure.

-How are you doing?
-Good. You look good.

So, in July, Chay and I will have been
together for a year, uh, officially.

I asked her to be my girlfriend
on July 15th,

and we've been rocking ever since.

Chay is literally
the perfect woman for me.

She's the yin to my yang.
Like, we're...

Opposites attract. She is...
she is quite literally my opposite,

and we just... we mesh so well.
That's what I love the most about her.

-What are you guys drinking?
-I'm getting a beer.

Okay, let's do that.

When I met her,

I was going through, uh, the emotions
with, uh, breaking up with Jackie,

and at that time,
I just wanted to just chill.

But then when she came along,
it was, like,

I immediately just felt like
I needed to be with her.

She passed her boards, flying colors.

She's now, uh, Dr. Chay Barnes.

-[Chay] Yeah.
-Wow.

-Miss DNP.
-[Tiffany laughs]

-You're crushing it.
-Stop it. [laughs]

Chay makes me feel loved
every time she looks in my eyes.

That's one of the biggest
things that she does for me.

She makes me feel secure
in who I am as a man,

and she accepts me for me.

[Brett] All right. Duffleboard.

So, only one try to hit the ball.

If I hit it hard enough,

it's gonna curve up
and go directly into the hole.

[Brett] Losing couple gets the check?

[Marshall laughs]

-I'm joking.
-We gonna win this game.

-[Tiffany] Oh.
-Matter of fact, I'll take that bet.

[laughs]

♪ Gotta say ooh... ♪

-Oh, ho! No.
-You got it.

♪ Shout it to the club
'Cause I didn't... ♪

[Marshall] No! No way.

-Look, I ain't even mad at you, sis.
-[laughs]

Shuffleboard, no. It is not easy.

[man] It's called Duffleboard.

-It's called Duffleboard?
-Yeah.

-Duffleboard?
-It's called Duffle... It said Duffleboard?

[Marshall] Oh.

-Muah.
-[chuckles]

This guy's smitten, man. [chuckles]

Y'all are putting Black love
on a pedestal right now.

Oh. I mean, look at her. I mean, come on.

-Wanna go grab this food quickly?
-Let's do it.

-[Brett] The wings?
-I'm hungry.

[Tiffany] We gon' get the wings.
We'll be back.

We'll let the boys have their time.

Bro, I'm super happy, man.

Nice little surprise.

[chuckles]

I do know that that's who I want.
That's who I wanna spend my life with.

That's strong words.

I just, I just, I can't think of...

-Hmm.
-...any other person.

First person I want to call is her.
And that says something.

I don't want to call my mom first.
I wanna call her.

And I... I feel it. Just feels healthy.

My immature bullshit that pushes her away,
she's still right there.

-Mmm-hmm.
-That's nothing to just let go.

Mmm-hmm.

And I just wanna keep continuing to build,

and be her everything
as she's been for me.

So, I'm happy, man.

-I'm extremely happy.
-That's beautiful.

Well done.

Jackie and Chay are two different people.

Uh, we have two different relationships.
Jackie and I, uh, didn't work out.

Chay and I are working out. That's it.

So, we're doing this flag football game.

I've never really played flag football.
Like, it's funny

because I've never played sports.

[laughs]

People see me, and they think,
"Oh, my God."

-But you're athletic, though.
-Yeah, I'm athletic, but in certain lanes.

Ah, okay.

So, I'll draft the best
players of whatever.

I'm... I'm going for all the ringers.

-The ringers.
-Yeah.

[both laugh]

So they... So, are they like confirmed
to be there? Jackie and Josh?

That's a good question.

-Who all gonna be there?
-I don't know the final list.

♪ Cloudy skies but I'm all right ♪

♪ Paint the world like a story told ♪

♪ Shining brighter
Never gonna let this go ♪

♪ I live my life in
I live my life in colors ♪

-They're huge.
-I know. Why are they so big?

-Where do they get these?
-Look at those ones down there.

Look at this and them. These are so cute.

-Oh. That reminds me of something.
-[laughs] Like what?

What is that? The wedding flowers?

No! Oh, my God.

-Wait, look how pretty these ones are.
-Stop.

I don't wanna have
a panic att*ck right now.

[Shelby] I know. I know.

[Micah] Shelby and I have been friends
for, at this point, probably a decade.

Growing up as an only child,
I never had someone

to kind of bear the weight of, you know,
everything life has thrown at me.

And she's been such a rock.

She's a little blunt and a little
aggressive, but she just loves so deeply.

[Shelby] Busy, busy day.

I know. It's so pretty out.
It's like the perfect day to be here.

-Don't get too many of these.
-I know.

Let's sit right here.

Oh, my gosh, this is perfect.

I know. Amazing.

-These are so pretty.
-I know. That was a really good pick.

I know. Gosh, it's so pretty here.

-Hi!
-Hi.

Oh, blazer queen.

Oh, my God. I love the fit.

Hi, Shelby.

-It's so good to see you.
-It's so good to see you.

-Grab a seat.
-Look at us.

I know.

-Blazer girls.
-It's business professional.

-Okay, Megan Fox.
-[laughs]

-Don't start with me.
-[laughs]

Not today.

Just kidding.

Guys, I got flowers for my mom.
Aren't these pretty?

-Gorgeous. Does she love that color?
-Yeah.

I was like, these remind me of Bliss.

She's been, like, rocking the purple.

-Yeah, those look super cute.
-What about Paul's mom?

-Paul's mom already left.
-[Irina] Oh.

-These are so her, though.
-Yeah.

Yeah. This is, like, such a mom thing.

Yeah. My mom's favorite color is purple.
Um...

-[Micah] How are you?
-I'm doing okay. Yeah. [laughs]

Are you dating anyone?

Keeping anyone secret from me?

-[Irina] Um, no, actually not.
-[laughs]

I feel like I wanna be the person
that I'm looking for.

I feel like there's so much
transitioning and changing in my life,

I think I need to do this on my own

and kind of get
to a healthy place in healing

before I'm in a place to meet somebody.

Be somebody you wanna date.
If you look in the mirror,

and you're like, "I wouldn't date myself,"
you need to stay home.

Kind of like, no one wants to date beans.
I'm just kidding.

-What about you? You have a boyfriend?
-[Shelby] Yes.

-Okay, you're off the market.
-So I've still got my same boyfriend.

You know. It's been years now. We're good.

I've been meaning to tell you...

-No, I'm just kidding.
-[laughs]

Single, um, no.

Can I ask you about Paul?

-I saw him the other night, actually.
-[Irina] Nothing rekindled?

Um, fine. I don't know.

I think things have just been...
just interesting.

Like, I'll be moving on,
and then, it will be like,

he needs me as his backbone.
He needs advice.

He needs this. And it's like,
it wasn't so black and white

until I heard that he's seeing someone.

It's just the confusing part is,
"Why are you still talking to me?"

I feel like there's a disrespect,
not just for me but for her.

-Yeah.
-I don't think that's fair for anybody.

[Shelby] Yeah, just, like, timeline-wise.
Like how everything...

I feel like there's, like, some overlap.

-There's something.
-There's definitely overlap.

-[Micah] It is what it is.
-Yeah.

I need to stop waiting for him
to give me closure

and have it for myself.

And it's just time for me
to give that to myself.

And time for me to move on.
Like, it doesn't matter.

-Yeah.
-It doesn't matter what he's trying to do

or what messages he's giving me.

-I know my message.
-Yeah.

-And it's...
-I'm happy for you.

...time to move on.

It's hard to because
I feel like in this day and age,

you have to be aggressive
to find someone,

but I'm not ready to go, like, looking.

[Shelby] Well, it's hard.
I mean, first date?

-[Shelby] No, thank you.
-A first date?

Face to face, not behind a wall?

I don't know. You're good at that, though.
[laughs]

Is anyone out there? Guys?

[laughter]

♪ I'm here and ♪

♪ I'm here and ♪

♪ I'm here and I'm here and ♪

-We need another trip.
-I'm tryna see Mexico.

-I'm tryna go this year.
-Let's go. Let's go to Mexico.

I think we need it.

-I think I need a redo with Mexico.
-We need it. Yeah. [laughs]

-We need a vacation.
-I don't remember half of Mexico.

I developed a friendship
with Kendra, Kacia, Monica.

The core four. We went to Palm Springs.

We have a good relationship.
We have a good friendship

to where we can just sit down
and keke and have a good time.

Kacia has really had my back
through everything.

Little things, like the phone calls,
she'll buy me flowers when she sees me.

She'll just do the littlest things
to make sure that I'm okay

and that I'm heard.

Um, how do you feel about seeing everybody
else at this... at this gathering?

Yeah, I'm excited.

There's a couple people I don't talk to.
Like, Micah and Irina,

we don't really have a thing.
Not for anything, any reason.

It's just we didn't form a connection,
but everyone else, I love.

I'm excited to see them.

-What about you?
-I don't talk to nobody over there.

So when I see them, it's like,
"Hey. Hey. Good to see you."

-Yeah. I feel that.
-"Hello." And then just keep it moving.

Go be with my baby most of the time.

But Marshall, you know, if he says, "Hi,"
I'll say, "Hey."

-Well, you guys have moved past it.
-Yeah. It's not like, nothing crazy.

You didn't talk this whole year.

-He's been blocked.
-I had him blocked too. We both do.

-Not both of us having him blocked.
-I had him blocked too, girl. I had to.

I was like, listen,
this man's gonna apologize every month.

I was like, "Marshall, it's fine. Like,
we good. Like, it's all right. Like..."

-The apology tour.
-Yes, literally.

I just got on...
I just got off the bus, okay.

I'm not trying to get back
on the apology bus tour.

I feel that. I feel like it could be
a little awkward, but I'm just gonna...

Like, I'm not there for that.

Kacia dating Marshall
after me and him broke up,

that has nothing to do with me.
That's their relationship.

She pulled me aside, and we had
a conversation where she was like,

"Hey, Marshall reached out.
We're trying to see each other,"

whatever the case is. That's fine.
Everybody has their opportunity

and everybody has the right
to go be happy.

You kept the ring.

-Yes, ma'am. I have the ring still.
-"Yes, ma'am."

Why do you think he wanted it back?

You could be completely candid.

-[laughs]
-Hey.

Marshall wanted the ring back because
he wanted to propose to another castmate.

Um, you dated someone else,
you spoke about this.

Kacia sent me
a very beautiful voice message.

-Okay. Uh-huh.
-We went on one singular date.

Wasn't expecting for him
to bring up my name.

I'm trying to move on to other stuff,
and now this brings it back up again.

But, um, yeah.
Like, I feel like he... he dismissed...

-He was a little dismissive about it.
-Mmm-hmm.

He was too cool.
He tried to play like he was too cool.

I get it. He was trying to make it

so it didn't seem like
what he did was on the same scale

of, like, you and Josh
moving on or whatever.

And honestly, to be honest,
it didn't start that way.

When I reached out to him, it wasn't like,
"Oh, I'm tryna talk to you."

I genuinely felt for him.
Obviously in the pods

I had a connection with him,
so I still cared.

Um, but it was really just to be like,
man, I know how that feels

to be broken on that type of level.
And I wanna make sure he knows,

like, "Hey, you have people out here who
care." Obviously I cared about you too.

But I just knew that
that would probably break him.

And so I was like, let me reach out.
And then one thing led to another,

but it was definitely more
than just one date.

Like, he literally was saying stuff
like, "Dang, I made a mistake."

"If I would have chosen you,
we probably would've been married."

I just think like the words in the...
the text, the conversations we shared,

-like, definitely more than one date.
-Yeah.

Of course, in the real world,
I would have never dated your fiancé.

-It's because it started in the pods...
-Yeah.

I wouldn't have, you know...

If I saw Marshall on the street,
he wouldn't be someone

that I would've been like, "Hey,
let's have a convo or something."

But that's the... that's the experience.
That's how it's supposed to work.

You're not supposed to...
Yeah, it makes sense. So, yeah.

Josh on the other hand...

[laughing]

I love that for you.

He looking at me
with his li'l broccoli ears.

[laughs]

♪ Not... ♪

♪ I have decided
I saw my destiny... ♪

-[Amber] Hi.
-[Bliss] Hi.

You look adorable. I like your dress.

-This old thing? I'm just kidding.
-Aren't we excited for summer?

Because I feel like it's been forever.

-I know.
-You know, you're always flying away.

I know. Speaking of,
I'm flying out tonight.

-Oh, my gosh, where you going?
-San Diego.

I made some appointments
to look at apartments.

Oh, my God!

I did think about what would have happened
had, you know, Paul chosen me,

and no matter how many times
I replay it in my mind,

we weren't right for each other.
He's not my person.

It would not have worked out for us.

I want you to know that
the connection that I have is real.

I do love the person that you are.

You're everything
I would want in a partner.

I don't know how to say it,

but I think that I have to go
with, um, another... another connection.

I'm really sorry.

I don't like empty platitudes,
so I'm not gonna say good luck.

I'm not gonna say, "I wish you the best,"

because I just really don't
feel that right now.

I didn't wanna jump back on dating apps
because it never really worked for me.

Um, so, I did meet
this recent guy, uh, organically.

We met at a music festival in San Diego.

He's funny, he's cool.
And I want to keep hanging out,

so we'll see where that goes.

I'm so happy for you.
Well, before...

When we get back from our honeymoon,
we need to do a going away party for you.

Didn't I tell you? My dad was like,
"If you guys make it a year,

I'll get ya'll a honeymoon."

So, we're flying out to go to Europe

-for two and a half weeks.
-Stop!

-Yeah!
-Where are you starting?

-Oh, my God.
-We're starting in Dublin.

-This will be so fun.
-I know. I'm excited.

-Have you done trips together yet?
-Yeah. We've done all of North America.

-Okay.
-So, we did, like, Canada.

We've done the US.

I'm like, have you traveled
with him before?

-You can survive 12-hour flights.
-Exactly.

[Amber] Oh, my God, that's so fun.

Oh, my gosh, look at this dog mom hat.
I need this in my life.

-You do need that.
-I need this.

-You need to take a picture with Asher.
-Dog mom.

[laughs] That's so cute. I love that.

[Bliss] How do you feel about
seeing Paul at the game?

Yeah. Fine.

I mean, I've seen him since
on multiple occasions,

and I feel he just avoids talking to me.

So I'm like, all right, whatever.

It just shows that he's kind of
a scared little boy when I've seen him.

♪ Oh, we've been doing... ♪

♪ I'm losing it...I'm winning ♪

♪ Oh, feeling like the first time ♪

♪ I'm only just beginning ♪

[dog barks]

Hi!

Muah. Muah.

Hello!

-Hey, Milari.
-Yes, hello, hello.

-Where you heading your sister?
-I look like an Easter egg.

-Well, we all do.
-[laughs]

-Oh, I'm good. How are you doing?
-I'm doing great.

-Oh, my God!
-[screams]

[laughter]

-This was not planned.
-Uh-uh.

Not at all. We swear.

Our one-year anniversary also means

my favorite time of year
which is my birthday.

But we are excited to celebrate
with my aunts and my family

and my cousins
at my aunt Stephanie's house.

♪ Oh, I've been incredulous ♪

[Milari] Hey!

-Oh, my goodness.
-Muah. Muah.

-[Barbara] How are you?
-[Milari] I am good.

Oh, my goodness.

-Hey, let me grab this.
-Okay.

-And let me give you some love.
-That's one.

-What's up, K?
-How you doing, B?

-Hey, baby.
-Oh, my goodness, you look so beautiful!

[Chelsea] I mean, after Kwame's family,

I was like, "Okay, bet.
Are we moving in?"

[Kwame] What's up? What's up, man?

What's up, man?

Are we moving to the East Coast?

Like, that's how much, like, I love them.

Hello. Hello. Hello.

Are you sitting in my seat? Boy, move.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

So, Chelsea and I had fun today.

We went grocery shopping,

and we made some jollof rice
because it's Kwame's favorite meal.

-So I can make it for my man.
-[Barbara] Hello.

I have to taste it when you're done.

Don't worry, I snuck... I snuck
a few bites. It's damn good.

Hello. I'm ready for this.

-All right.
-We're glad to be with family.

Kwame, would you mind telling
my family the story of when...

-Your first memory of jollof rice?
-[Kwame] Yeah.

It was our first time
coming to the States.

Um, we came over
when I was eight years old.

And so we wore these lanyards

because we were traveling as minors.

All three of them, together.

-Without your...
-Parents.

Without our parents because
I had yet to meet my parents.

Um, they had, but I had not.
I mean, at least at a conscious level.

Right. I was, like, six months to a year
when they left.

All three of us, we were... we were raised
by our uncle during that period of time.

And so, by the time we got here,

we're walking through the airport,
and some lady picks me up.

And I'm like, "Who is this lady?"

And they're not reacting
in a negative way,

so you put two and two together,
and I realize that's my mom.

My first time meeting my mom.

Yeah, and so, you know,
we were at JFK airport.

We went back to the parking lot,
and, um, we get in the car.

My mom pulls out three
little Tupperware bins.

-And she gave all three of us jollof.
-Mmm-hmm.

That was the first time I ever had jollof.

-Wow.
-You said it was the best you ever had.

-Yeah.
-Our experiences that day was legendary,

because that was the first time
I had ever had Mountain Dew.

-Oh, my God.
-Jerry.

-Jerry, stop.
-[Chelsea] I love it.

You were like, "What's this party
in my mouth?"

[Milari] Mountain Dew.

My dad was like, "Hey, I... I know
this drink that I have all the time,

and I... I need you to have it."

-So...
-[Chelsea] Okay.

The fact that we are all here right now...

means more to us than
you guys ever could understand.

We're so blessed to have you.
I'm blessed to have you as a sister.

And I'm so... Chelsea, don't... You know...

Don't do that because
when you start crying, I start crying.

She, like, she does that
to me all the time.

She'll start crying,
then I start crying.

It was so special for me to get to go
to your home for Thanksgiving.

And to, you know, start the journey
with that relationship with your mom.

-Yeah.
-Right.

I mean, this, for all of our parents,

-was a very unique situation to come into.
-Difficult.

-Difficult.
-And difficult.

Took me time to realize
how difficult it was for everybody.

So, um, I think that it was
a beautiful start to the journey.

I wrote her a card when we left.

Um, I... I spent a lot of time.
I sat in the room.

I closed the door. I just focused,

and I really wanted to thank her
for her son

and all the gifts he brings me
and to our family.

-Mmm-hmm.
-And I left it for Barbara,

and from what I know, she took the card

and she closed the door
and she had some time with it herself.

After that I just felt, like, a shift.
She knows how I feel about Kwame.

-Yeah.
-[Jerry] Mmm.

-[Milari] Ew.
-[Barbara] Ew.

Ew. I don't want to see all of that.

-[indistinct chatter, laughter]
-[woman] Come on, now.

♪ Can we talk about it? ♪

♪ I've been feeling it for years ♪

♪ You say the right thing
But we're doing nothing, doing nothing ♪

♪ We're the new way... ♪

Ooh.

Not my bag breaking.

Cute. My home.

♪ How we play ♪

♪ We're the new way, honey ♪

♪ Always looking ♪

♪ Forever out of place ♪

[Jackie] Oh, my God.

Oh.

Let me not break any of my stuff.

-There's so much room for activities.
-I know.

I love it.

-I love it, love it, love it.
-Like the view?

-This could all be yours one day.
-It is mine. It is ours.

-If you keep acting right.
-Same rules like at the house.

No shoes in the house,

don't put your outside clothes
on the bed.

You know what's even crazier
about this is...

is when you're telling the rules,
you can unpack. It's so weird. [laughs]

It's so weird.

Oh, you want me to unpack? I'm not... I'm...

[sighs]

Here. You can unpack your shirts.

-I'll get the nutcracker.
-So you do the light work?

-Where am I gonna put this?
-I'll do the Christmas stuff.

I don't know where
I'm gonna put my Ross rug.

[sighs]

I don't even know where
you're going to put that at.

This is gonna be at the foot of the bed,
same as the other house.

-Why is it at the foot of the living room?
-I don't know.

All right.

-You look like that nutcracker.
-I am him!

He's cute.

Skin color, mustache.

What?

[Josh] You only brought, like,
Christmas stuff. Who does that?

[Jackie] I have to get it out first.
You're lucky I didn't bring the tree.

-You remember the tree?
-You're tripping.

What is that?

Sometimes you gotta pop those bottles.
[chuckles]

I'm gonna stand over here
so you don't hit me.

-I was gonna point it at you.
-Oh.

-You get on my nerves sometimes.
-[laughs]

-Do you wanna sit over here?
-[bottle pops]

[Jackie] Whoo!

-[Jackie] You see the water?
-Yeah, I like being close to the water.

You're not gonna cheers
before you take a sip.

I was thirsty.

-Cheers, babe. I love you.
-I love you too.

-I love that we're in our place.
-Yeah.

I think people perceive me as this guy
that's just wild and crazy.

And I'm Mr. Steal Your Girl.

That's not necessarily me,
that was the tequila talking.

And... it's been a lot

going from, like, the TV show to here.

So, like, I've explained to her,
I want to take things slow.

I don't want to rush anything.

We're in love, and we don't need a ring
or a wedding necessarily to prove that.

This is good. I'm gonna probably finish
the whole bottle.

-Yeah, don't do that.
-You can move everything,

and I'll just be like,
"Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm."

We know that's not gonna happen.

We need a big L couch.

The one that we have now is too small.
We need a bigger one.

-Mmm-hmm.
-Here, have the TV here.

And have, like... I don't know.

It's just so much bigger
than what I had before.

What I like about it is we got that
built-in stripper pole in the corner.

Um, nope. No. No.

[sighs] Who would have thought
we'd be here?

♪ I can't keep it to myself much longer ♪

♪ 'Cause this feeling that I get
Is growing stronger and stronger ♪

♪ I can't keep it to myself much longer ♪

♪ 'Cause this feeling that I get
Is growing stronger and stronger ♪

Oh.

-Game plan.
-All right.

Or, trying to game plan.

[both chuckle]

-Oh, I'm lined up under center.
-Yes.

Okay.

-So, roster.
-Mmm-hmm.

Me, you, Jackie, Josh,
Michael, Paul, JP, Amber.

So, here's what I'm thinking.

I don't know
every single football position.

-Yeah.
-So I'm just trying to map out...

This is offence only.

-Yeah.
-I'm just tryna map out positions.

I'm thinking, you're center.
You know what center is?

-Yes. Yeah.
-Okay.

I'm QB lined up behind you.

Let's see here.

So, lined up next to center
will be the guards.

So, left guard, right guard.
We have our tackles.

-I think we want...
-You do know positions.

-I know a little bit of football.
-Okay.

[man] Who knows more about football?

Mmm.

I'd say I know more about...

-You looking at me like that?
-What do you mean you know more?

-I do know more about football.
-Do you?

Baby, I know a lot about football,

but you... you know a lot of stuff,
like, in depth.

So, like... Okay, I'm... I'll give it
to Brett. I'll give it to Brett.

Come football season, we gonna find out.

-We gotta have running back.
-How good are you at throwing a football?

I don't know.

I haven't played football before.
[chuckles]

People be like,
"Brett, what sports you play?"

I'm like, "I didn't play anything.
I was a art kid."

-They're like, "What?"
-[laughs]

People think he looks like an athlete.

Have you seen how
this man looks on camera?

He has a six-pack.

Are there eight-packs?
I don't know, but I think Brett has it.

[laughs]

-Oh.
-This man is chiseled.

[laughs]

Like, it's good that everybody's coming,

but I'm just hoping that
we can all have a good time. Get along.

I... I think it's a great idea.

I think a team activity is a good thing
to try to bring people together.

As... as the captain,
like... like, honestly,

I don't even care
about winning, personally.

To me, this is all, like...

a friendly activity
to get people together.

It's not about winning or losing.
It's about working together.

-So...
-Yeah, we're squashing it.

I'm actually not expecting
a super competitive game.

I think there are a few people
who are just naturally competitive,

and really just want to ball out.

[man] Like who?

Uh, Kwame.

Uh...

-Tiffany.
-I'm gonna ball.

-You're gonna ball?
-Yeah. I don't like to lose at anything.

I guess the only relationship
that I'm a little,

obviously, like, I wouldn't say icky,

but just a little concerned, is the whole,
you know, Jackie-Josh-Marshall thing.

[sighs]

I don't see why there should still be
any type of, um,

conflict between them.

That's my hope.

I don't know.

How about Micah and Paul, though?

♪ Go, girl, go, girl ♪

♪ Ow, go... ♪

♪ It's a beautiful day ♪

♪ For a football game ♪

♪ Da dum da dum da dum ♪

-[Zack] Oh, my gosh, look at that.
-[Bliss] Yeah, the Gold Cup Bowl.

I haven't played flag football in years.

[chuckles]

[Zack] I think the last time I played,
I was probably in college, undergrad.

-All right, you wanna start setting up?
-Let's do it.

[Bliss] We're planning flag football

to bring the fantasy football league
that we had with the Pod Squad to life.

And hopefully it's super fun.

Bliss is a little more excited
about this idea than I am.

When everyone's here,
we should stretch so no one gets hurt.

If we're on turf, there's a higher
probability of someone rolling an ankle

because there's not as much give
as we would have with grass.

And then also, just the disparity
in athleticism between our groups,

if someone accidentally tackles my wife,
it's not gonna go well.

-Like, it's just...
-It will be fine.

How could someone accidentally tackle?
That's a purposeful...

She has not played enough flag football,
because it happens.

If it's on purpose, or they're running
too fast or not paying attention.

That's the risk when playing sports.
It's part of the fun.

You don't know what'll happen.

♪ At the twilight's last gleaming ♪

[Bliss] We're gonna treat this
as a fun game.

It's not a life-or-death scenario.
It's not the Super Bowl.

It's just for fun and bonding.

I'm gonna be the fun parent.

-I'm just kidding.
-Yeah.

Good work, team. Team Goytowski forever.

-Hell yeah.
-Yeah!

Yo, yo!

Hi, guys!

-Pod Squad!
-Hey.

-Loser!
-Yeah, why am I the only one?

It's awesome seeing everybody here
coming together,

putting the past in the past.

At some point,
you have to agree to disagree.

The idea is for everybody
to try to squash the beef.

-Yeah.
-Move on.

♪ Baby, look into my eyes, eh, oh ♪

♪ We'll be looking them blush, eh, oh ♪

-Ladies and gentlemen, the queen and king.
-Woohoo!

-Whoo!
-Back up.

♪ One, two, three, get ready... ♪

♪ Dum dum ♪

The villains rolling up. [laughs]

-Is that Bliss?
-Go team.

How do her boobs fit in that?

Dude, look at mine. Look at my uniboob.

-Hey.
-[laughs]

Does Paul know how to play?

Ah, lost it.

[Micah] Honestly, I have no intentions
of ignoring Paul or trying to avoid him.

I think it's just meant to be
a fun, casual day.

We're here for football,
not for conversation, so...

If I get a chance to talk to him, great.
But if not, it's all good.

♪ Eh, oh ♪

♪ We'll be making them blush, eh, oh ♪

-On time!
-[Bliss] Chelsea! Kwame!

Whoo!

Let's go!

Whoo!

I used to cheerlead here.
This is so nostalgic.

-Hi.
-Hi.

Where the rest of your shorts at, playa?

-What?
-Where the rest of your shorts at, dawg?

You look like a football player too.
Don't tell me you play.

-I know how to play a bit.
-Okay.

-That's a bet.
-You know how we do it.

Good. Let me score two, three touchdowns,
we're gonna be all right.

-We're on the same team, dawg.
-Oh.

[laughs]

-I'm tripping.
-We about to cook. We about to cook.

I think the captain who wins
is whoever has me on their team.

[chuckles]

That was a very Kwame statement...

[laughs]

...but I don't hate it because it's true.

So, game rules, game plan.
How we got this set up.

You have three people
on the field, max, right?

So if we have a woman out on the field,
there has to be a woman defender.

It would be male versus male,
female versus female.

-[Brett] Three on three?
-[Zack] Yeah, I think.

Five on five is a good balance.

-I just don't...
-Because we have a good amount of field.

Five people, you can spread out.

My thought is, we're gonna have situations
where we have, uh, inter-gender mixed.

-[Brett] We gender equal on both sides?
-[Zack] Yeah, we are.

-It should be fine.
-I don't like it.

If we do it this way, it's controlled,

and we don't have situations
where anyone's getting hurt.

Starting at quarterback, number nine

Amber Wilder!

I think the men and women understand
that it's flag football.

Nobody's performing in front of scouts.

[grunts]

You know, trying to get,
you know, drafted.

Oh. [chuckles]

Oh!

It's not a pro-level game.

[Marshall] I got it.

[grunts] Oh.

-We're pro-level athletes.
-We're pro-level athletes.

Right in the boob.

I don't think we're going to be out there,
trying to go to w*r. [laughs]

-Get ready for a tactical w*r.
-Y'all breaking down the rules?

We have a team of people
who have had mixed relationships

and many love triangles.
And I think it keeps things really...

Kosher, safe?

Kosher, safe.
Everybody can feel comfortable.

What's up? How y'all doing?

-Hi, Paul. How are you?
-Dude, I love it, Josh.

-I'm Ochocinco today.
-Love the w*r paint.

-Hi, how is it going?
-I'm doing all right.

-Hi, how are you?
-Good to see you. Glad ya'll are here.

I'm glad. I'm glad. [laughs]

♪ Are you ready for w*r? ♪

♪ Bang, bang, down they go, yeah ♪

♪ Bang, bang, watch them fall, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Are you ready for w*r? ♪

♪ Bang, bang, down they go, yeah ♪

♪ Dropping like dominos, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Bang, bang ♪

♪ Are you ready for w*r? ♪

♪ Eh, are you ready for w*r? ♪

♪ Bang, bang, down they go, yeah ♪

♪ Bang, bang, watch them fall, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Are you ready for w*r? ♪