♪ H.R. Pufnstuff ♪
♪ Who's your friend
when things get rough ♪
♪ H.R. Pufnstuff ♪
♪ Can't do a little 'cause
he can't do enough ♪
♪ Once upon a summertime,
just a dream from yesterday ♪
♪ A boy and his
magic golden flute ♪
♪ Heard a boat
from off the bay ♪
♪ Come and play with me, Jimmy ♪
♪ Come and play with me ♪
♪ And I will take you on a
trip far across the sea ♪
♪ But the boat belonged
to a kooky old witch ♪
♪ Who had in mind
the flute to snitch ♪
♪ From her Vroom
Broom in the sky ♪
♪ She watched her
plans materialize ♪
♪ She waved her wand ♪
♪ The beautiful boat was gone ♪
♪ The skies grew dark,
the sea grew rough ♪
♪ And the boat sailed on and
on and on and on and on ♪
♪ But Pufnstuff
was watching too ♪
♪ And knew exactly what to do ♪
♪ He saw the witch's
bold att*ck ♪
♪ And as the boy
was fighting back ♪
♪ He called his rescue racer
crew as often they'd rehearsed ♪
♪ And off to save
the boy they flew ♪
♪ But who would
get there first ♪
♪ But now the boy
had washed ashore ♪
♪ Puf arrived to save the day ♪
♪ Which made the witch
so mad and sore ♪
♪ She shook her fist
and screamed away ♪
♪ H.R. Pufnstuff ♪
♪ Who's your friend
when things get rough ♪
♪ H.R. Pufnstuff ♪
♪ Can't do a little 'cause
he can't do enough ♪
♪ H.R. Pufnstuff ♪
♪ Who's your friend
when things get rough ♪
♪ H.R. Pufnstuff ♪
♪ Can't do a little 'cause
he can't do enough ♪
[gentle music]
- Attention!
All right, everyone.
Dance class is ready to begin.
I want to teach you a new dance
called the moonwalk, like so.
Here we go.
- I like it.
- Ready?
One and two.
♪ Moonwalk, moonwalk ♪
♪ Twice as catchy as
a case of measles ♪
♪ Moonwalk ♪
♪ Twice as slippery
as a pair of weasels ♪
♪ Moonwalk ♪
♪ Take your time until
you learn to walk it ♪
♪ Then we're gonna have
a blast and rock it ♪
♪ Moonwalk, moonwalk ♪
♪ Leave the world behind and
take a powder, moonwalk ♪
♪ But take along a bowl of
mama's chowder, moonwalk ♪
♪ It takes a while
before you get in orbit ♪
♪ You're in heaven when
you're doing your bit ♪
♪ Moonwalk, moonwalk ♪
- Moonwalk, moonwalk.
Oh, Sea of Tranquility.
- Hey, what's with you?
You look like you got
fleas in your feathers.
- For your information,
this is called the moonwalk,
just like they're doing
in the image machine.
- Let me see, let me see.
[catchy music]
Say, they're really
going to town.
Wow-ee!
- Ooh, may I have this dance?
- Let's cut the talk
and get to the moonwalk.
- What are you two
looney birds doing?
Stop that dancing.
Stop it, I say.
- Gee, Witchiepoo.
You never let us have any fun.
If they can dance, why can't we?
- They, they?
Who's they?
Look at those
twinkle-toed misfits.
- Ain't it catchy?
- Catchy my eye.
It's a trick.
They're happy about something,
something I don't know about,
and I'm going to find out.
- Where are you going,
my slinky sorceress?
- I'm going to change their tune
with a little
surprise [laughing].
- Ooh, tell me, tell me.
I love surprises.
- Me too, me too.
Tell us, tell us.
- Stick around and watch,
you little weirdos.
Stick around and
watch [cackling].
- May I have this dance?
- Why not?
Moonwalk, moonwalk,
scooby-dubby-do.
Moonwalk.
[catchy music]
- Oh boy, Judy,
that was terrific.
Wasn't it, Puf?
- Puf is the word for it.
Ooh-wee, air, give me air!
- Oh, there, there, Pa.
I'd better get you home
and wind you up, honey.
- Did y'all have a good time?
Huh, folks?
- Yeah, groovy, baby!
- Stop, Cling and Clang.
You've had your fun.
Now how about going
back to the cave
and finishing your chores?
Go along now, hurry.
[lighthearted music]
[lighthearted music continues]
Cling and Clang, stop that
horsing around this minute.
- Heavens, look at that cake!
- Where did you fellas get it?
- You found it in the forest?
No one was there, so
you brought it home.
I just don't understand you two.
You know the cake didn't
just grow in the forest.
- That's right.
It must belong to someone.
- Of course the cake
belongs to someone.
It belongs to me [laughing].
- It's a witch.
- Run Jimmy, run.
- Hold it right there.
Make one more move and I'll
blast you all into cupcakes.
So, Pufnstuf, you
thought I could never
get near your cave, eh?
Well, never underestimate the
power of a witch [cackling].
- Now see here, madam.
- Oh, shut up, you
jolly green dumb dumb.
This little cutie is
who I'm really after.
- Give him back, you old hag.
- Freeze, freeze, I say!
Drat and double drat.
This isn't my freeze wand.
It's my disappearing wand.
- Quick, Pufnstuf,
let's get her!
She's getting away with Freddy.
- Come back here, you old frump.
Where are you?
Come back.
Oh, I'm afraid
it's no use, Jimmy.
They're gone.
- Poor Freddy.
I bet she took him
back to her castle.
- What are we gonna do?
- Let's not panic.
We have to find a
way to rescue Freddy,
and we'd better get
all the help we can.
- I heard that, and here
I am, ready to help.
- Gosh, the North Wind.
Thanks for the offer.
- How can you help us?
- I don't know.
You name it and I'll frost it.
- Frost it, like a cake.
North Wind, you just
hit on a great idea.
We'll call upon you real soon.
- Any time.
I'll be ready.
Brr, bye.
[exciting music]
- [Witchiepoo cackling]
Well my golden boy,
you have enough jewels
in your little body to make
me a pair of lovely earrings.
- Earrings?
No, no, please don't do
that to me, Miss Witch.
- Why not?
Then I'll have you
with me all the time,
and you can sing in my ears.
It'll be like having my own
jewel stereo set [cackling].
- Ooh, how do you like that?
Someone's giving a birthday
party, and we weren't invited.
- Yeah, weren't invited.
What have we got, hairy
goonies or something?
- I've been meaning to tell you.
- What party?
Whose birthday?
- I wish I knew, but
there's a big birthday cake
right in the middle
of the forest.
- Cake, cake?
What cake?
The cake, my cake.
How dare they?
They're using my
own gimmick on me.
How stupid do they think I am?
- Very.
- Very what?
- Very stupid.
- Who are you calling stupid?
[beak honking]
- Ooh!
I didn't call you
stupid, oh noble queen.
I said I think they
think you're very stupid.
- You're not supposed
to think, noodle nose.
I do the thinking around here,
and you know what I think?
[beak honking]
I think Jimmy and Pufnstuf
are inside that cake.
That's what I think, I think.
- Witchie, you sure
are a big thinker.
- That's enough, buster.
Here, hold little
big mouth for me,
and I'll be back in a flash.
[expl*si*n booming]
[Witchiepoo giggling]
I know you're in there,
Jimmy and Pufnstuf.
It'll be a cold
day in Witchieville
when you can fool me [cackling].
Come out or I'll chop you
up into cookie crumbs.
One, two.
- Hello down there, Miss Witch.
- What do you want, nosy wind?
- Here's some cold air
to cool all your hot air.
[wind whooshing]
[Witchiepoo screaming]
[wind whooshing]
- My goodness, look at her.
My oh my, oh my, oh my.
- Puf, your plan
worked perfectly.
You sure put the witch on ice.
Thanks, North Wind.
- Thanks.
- Thanks a million, friend.
- My pleasure, Mayor.
Any time.
Bye.
- She said it
would be a cold day
when we fooled her [laughing].
- Oh, just look at her.
She's frozen solid.
- I've seen popsicles in my day,
but this is the first time
I've ever seen a witchsicle.
Come on, let's take
her to the cave.
- Yeah, we can keep her prisoner
'til we rescue Freddy
from the castle.
- Grab hold, everyone.
Cling and Clang,
you grab her feet.
- Come on, boys.
- It's okay, Cling and Clang.
I'll carry her feet.
You run on ahead to the
cave and keep the door open.
[tense music]
[group shivering]
Boy, that ice witch is sure
making it cold in here.
- Ooh, I get the shivers
just looking at her.
Cling and Clang, get
out some blankets
to keep yourselves warm.
You'll have to guard her
while we go to the castle.
- Sure hope that
ice doesn't melt.
- We'd better rescue
Freddy before it does,
so come on, we'd better hurry.
- Come on, let's go.
- Ooh, they've
captured the witch.
I cannot believe it.
She's never been
captured before,
and they've got her on ice.
- Good, she'll last
longer that way.
- That's no way to
talk about our leader.
Let's go.
Here's our chance to rescue her.
Let's go.
- Why?
What'd you do that for?
- Because you're a
hairy little bug,
and now I know why
the witch hits me.
- Why?
- Because it feels so good.
Ooh!
- I guess I'm number two.
I'll have to try harder.
[Stupid Bat humming]
- Stupid Bat, we're going
to rescue the witch.
Go to the witch's room
and guard Freddy Flute.
- Duh, I don't have to
take orders from you
if I don't wanna.
- Do what I tell you.
I'm the boss when the
witch is away, understand?
I'm the boss and you're nothing.
- Duh, big deal.
That makes you
boss over nothing.
- Ooh, hitting dumb
dumbs is such fun.
I love it, love it [laughing].
- I'd better watch it.
He's drunk with power.
[lighthearted music]
[tense music]
[wind whooshing]
- Yoo-hoo.
Hi down there, sugar dumplings.
It's little old
me, the South Wind.
Y'all look so cold,
I thought I'd cook you up a
little old mess of warm air.
It's no trouble, sugars.
I'm gonna warm you up real good.
[wind whooshing]
[tense music]
Bye, boys.
Now that everything is nice
and warm, I'll be going.
Bye, y'all.
[tense music]
[ice cracking]
[tense music]
[Witchiepoo screaming]
[Witchiepoo cackling]
- My goodness, they acted
like they just saw a witch.
Now to get those creeps
who gave me that cold foot.
[tense music]
- Charge!
- Surrender!
- Seymour,
cut it out, you dumbbells.
The nose, watch
out for the nose.
- Sorry, Chiefy.
- 1,000 apologies.
- What's the matter
with you two coconuts?
If you bent my little
pug nose, I'll k*ll you!
- Thanks, Chiefy.
It's as beautiful as ever.
- It was just an
accident, oh evil queen.
We came to rescue you.
We're your friends.
- With friends like you
two, who needs enemies?
Hold, hold everything.
Who's guarding my golden flute?
- The Stupid Bat.
- Stupid Bat?
You nincompoops, you dingalings.
Now Pufnstuf and Jimmy can
sneak past that ding-dong bat
and grab their golden flute.
- How do you know that?
- Because I'm a witch
and I know everything.
Now we've got to run all
the way back to the castle.
- Why don't you use your
wand and flash us back there?
- Because it's
still frozen, see?
- Ooh, ooh, I get your
point, Witchiepoo.
- Come on, you bubble heads.
[Pufnstuf panting]
[tense music]
- Golly, we're gonna
have a mess of trouble
trying to get past
those armed guards.
- I've got an idea.
Suppose I jump the guards and
you can sneak around the back,
and during all the excitement,
get into the castle.
- I have a better idea.
It's time those guards
learn the moonwalk.
- Moonwalk?
- Judy, wait!
- Hold it, Jimmy.
Let's see what
she's going to do.
♪ Moonwalk ♪
♪ Hottest thing to ever
hit this planet, moonwalk ♪
♪ Not a dance that you can
take for granted, moonwalk ♪
♪ As you're tiptoeing
through the rubble ♪
♪ Don't forget to always
wear your bubble ♪
♪ Moonwalk, moonwalk ♪
- Right this way.
- She's got them out of the way.
Come on, quick.
Let's go, hurry.
Hurry Jimmy, come on, hurry.
[catchy music]
- Come on, hurry!
[catchy music]
[tense music]
- Oh, I'm so bushed I
can't go another step.
- Yeah, bushed.
- There he is.
- Freddy!
- Pufnstuf, Jimmy.
Boy, am I glad to see you.
- We ought to put that
old crow in a cage
and see how she'd like it.
Are you all right, little buddy?
- Fine now, Jimmy.
It sure is great seeing
you and Pufnstuf again.
- Say, you two better
stop exchanging howdys
and get a move on.
The dangerous part is
getting out of here.
- Look, the image machine.
- Golly gee, the witch's TV.
- Uh oh, look, Puf.
The witch is coming.
- Judy's still out in front.
She'll be trapped.
- Wait, look at
all these buttons.
One of them must pull
in the drawbridge.
- Good thinking.
That way, the witch won't
be able to get at Judy.
That's not it.
Darn it, that's not it, either.
Darn it.
[catchy music]
- What's going on here?
This is my castle,
not a dance hall.
Stop that dancing up there.
Stop it, I say.
[armor clattering]
- Help, oh, Pufnstuf,
Jimmy, help!
- We've got to do something.
Judy's in trouble.
The witch is coming
right at her.
- I found it, I found
the drawbridge button.
[Witchiepoo cackling]
- I've got you now, my
little dancing darling.
Hold it, you idiot
castle [screaming].
Charge!
[Witchiepoo gasping]
[Witchiepoo screaming]
[water splashing]
- It worked!
The witch fell in the moat.
Hooray!
[both laughing]
- Quick, let's get out of here.
Oops, almost forgot.
Better put the drawbridge back.
Hurry Jimmy, run!
- Come on, Judy.
- Let's run for it.
Let's get out of here, hurry.
Hurry g*ng, hurry!
- You haven't heard the end
of this, you goody two-shoes.
I'll get you yet.
I'll report you to
the witch's union.
You don't fight fair [grunting].
Well, what have you got
to say for yourself?
[water splashing]
Get lost, you little squirt.
Wherever you go, critics.
Why me?
Why is it always me [sobbing]?
♪ You got someone
who loves you ♪
♪ You got someone who cares ♪
♪ You got someone
who picks you up ♪
♪ If ever you need repair ♪
♪ You got someone
who'll take the time ♪
♪ To listen to your prayers ♪
♪ I've got, you've got,
everybody you got ♪
♪ Someone who cares
by the name of ♪
♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
♪ Where'd you go when
things get rough ♪
♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
♪ Can't do a little 'cause
he can't do enough ♪
[catchy music]
♪ I got, you got, everybody
you got someone who cares ♪
♪ By the name of H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
♪ Where'd you go when
things get rough ♪
♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
♪ Can't do a little 'cause
he can't do enough ♪
- See you next week.
- Keep those cards
and letters coming.
[upbeat music]
01x09 - You Can't Have Your Cake
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The adventures of a boy trapped in a fantastic land with a dragon friend and a witch enemy.
The adventures of a boy trapped in a fantastic land with a dragon friend and a witch enemy.