04x09 - Spike vs. Spikette

[bunniefuu]

[ Music playing

Next.

What's up, Douglas?
Doing a price check

on bionic kids?

Ooh, I wonder how much
I'm worth.

Well, we could sell you
for parts and find out.

All right. Well,
just don't sell the part

that does this.

Ow!

I'm just cataloging
everyone's bionic abilities.

Oh, cool, count me in.

Adam, we already know
what your abilities are.

Ugh, okay, you got me.

I just really like
waiting in lines.

In addition to the bionics

we know they have,

Krane also gave them a lot

of weird hidden abilities.

I'm just trying to get a grip

on what we're dealing with.

What does that guy have?

Check it out!

Oh, no,

my lunch is undercooked.

Oh, Thermo Hands!

[ Sizzling ]

Why, thank you.

Sweet ability, dude.

Ow! Hot! Hot! Hot!

Ooh!

Hey, those things are dangerous.

Try it again,
I'm sure they've cooled down.

Oh, no, I'm not
falling for that.

I got her.

Ow!

Narrator: The world's
first bionic

super humans.

They're stronger than us,

faster, smarter.

The next generation
of the human race is...

Living on a bionic island.

[ Music playing ]

Hey, Chase,

you are not going
to believe this.

Another student

has the Commando app.

What? I thought I was
the only one with that app.

Yeah,

you're not that special.

Don't look at me.
I've been trying

to tell you that for years.

So which one of these

manly warriors

is following in my footsteps?

Her.

[ Grunting ]

Open!

Kate?!

She's the most timid girl

in the whole academy.

I've seen her run

from her own shadow.

And that's the beauty

of the Commando app.

The enemy is caught off guard

by a non-threatening subject.

But I have the Commando app.

[ Chuckles ]

Yes, you do.

Look, I didn't want
to scare Kate,

so I told her that she had
a sonic scream ability instead.

So until I can figure out
a way to remove the app,

make sure nothing triggers it

and sets off Spikette.

Spikette?

Catchy, right?

I like it and I'm keeping it!

Man, this is perfect.

I've never seen
my Commando app in action.

If I can activate Spikette

maybe I could figure out
a way to control it,

which would help the both of us.

Uh-uh, no way,
you heard Douglas.

He doesn't want us triggering
a dangerous app.

But I can...
No, Chase!

We are not here to
experiment on the students.

We're here to help them.

Fine.

Excuse me, Chase?

Can you help me open this?

Sure.

Wait, did you just ask
for my help?

Yes.

So you want me

to help you?

Uh-huh.

Me, Chase,

is going to help you, Kate...

Okay. Maybe I should
just ask someone else.

Oh, no! You asked for my help
and you're getting it!

There's no turning back!

[ Music playing ]

Hey, Leo, can I get you a snack?

No, I'm good.

Okay. How about a pillow
to prop your feet?

No thanks.
Okay, how about something

to drink?
Nah.

Will you just say
you want something?!

Fine, I guess
I'll take a tomato juice.

Water it is.

[ Whirring ]

[ beeping ]

[ whirring continues ]

So, what do you think?

I call it...

drone delivery service,

also known as delivery
service by drone,

also known as service
by delivery drone. Also known...

I got it.

Hey, you know what we should
do with this drone?

Hmm, I'm one step ahead of you

but who do we know at NASA

and where can we get a ferret?

We can send the drone
to our house and have it bring

some of our favorite stuff here.

Like my fish t*nk.
And my bike.

My vanity dresser.

You know, where I keep
all my tools

and boxing gloves

and other assorted

gentlemanly things.

Like your dolls?

They're not dolls,
they're action figures!

It's just sometimes
I like to brush

their hair before battle.

[ Music playing ]

What does it take
to trigger this app?

We've tried fear, intimidation.

Embarrassment.

I don't mean to be rude,
but how is this helping me

open a bottle of ketchup?

Oh, ketchup,
you're still on that?

This is a life lesson,
use mustard.

Okay.

I'll go find some.

Chase, I need
the basement keycard.

I'm having a foosball table
delivered, so to make room

I'm putting your capsule
in the dumpster.

Can't you see that I'm busy?

So am I, I'm trying
to throw something out

you need to survive.

Give me the keycard.

Cut it out!

Give me that!
Put me down!

Got it.
Ow! Cut it out!

Stop!

[ Grunting ]

[ beeping ]

Hey, wait!

She's responding!

Keep hurting me!

Good for you, Chase.

You're finally learning
to accept it.

[ Beeping ]

Drop the boy-child

before I pull your tonsils
out your nose!

What is that?!

Adam, you did it!

That is Spikette.

Really?

Huh, this whole time
I've been calling her Janet.

[ Grunts ]

Whoa!

[ Crash ]

Whoa! I had no idea

the Commando app was so...

Shh. Baby good now.

[ Music playing ]

Leo,

what would you say if I told you

I just got b*at up
by a 90-pound girl?

Welcome to the club?

Ooh, I see your stuff
has arrived.

Oh, yeah, the foosball
table's all set up,

but the trampoline won't fit
through the door.

So you're just gonna
have to use your heat vision

to blast a hole in the roof.

Oh, Leo, don't be ridiculous.

Go get a ladder
and I'll just punch a hole.

Oh, that's the drone.

I sent it to pick us up pizza.

Whoo!

Whoa!

That was awesome!

What the... how...

Did we just steal a kid
from the mainland?!

No,

you just stole a kid
from the mainland.

What have you done?!

We need to get him out
of here before he realizes

where he is and who we are.

This is the Bionic Academy

and you're Adam and Leo!

He knows. He knows!

I wanna see every inch
of this place!

Oh, no. Sorry,
that's not gonna happen.

Whoa, whoa.

Oh, yes, it is.

Excuse me?

I'm a sweet, lovable kid

whose parents are probably
wondering where he is.

And I'd hate
to have to tell them that

two bionic heroes

drone-napped me.

We did not drone-nap you.

It was an accident.
Now it's time for you to go.

Did I mention my dad's
chief of police?

Welcome to our home.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, your dad

is chief of police?!

Do you think if
I give him back his son

he'll fix my parking ticket?

[ Music playing ]

Chase, what's going on in here?!

Um...

You activated
Kate's Commando app,

didn't you?!

What? No!

[ Kate screams ]

Okay, technically
I didn't do it.

Adam did when he att*cked me.
Wait, what?

That doesn't make any sense.
Why would her Commando app

kick in if you were the one
who was getting att*cked?

It must be triggered
by some kind

of mama bear instinct.

And now it's glitching
like crazy.

First, she's trying to baby me,

and then, she's trying
to destroy everything in sight.

[ Grunts ]

What were you thinking?!

Stay away from baby!

Yes, ma'am, I'm sorry.

[ Grunts ]

I don't get it. My Commando app

would've shut down a while ago.

But Kate's adrenaline levels

are going through the roof!

Okay. Then just shut her down!

Oh, it's a great idea, you know,

I hadn't thought of that.

I can't, I don't know how!

Oh.

Maybe if we just
contain her in here,

we'll be okay.

[ Grunts ]

Then again, maybe not.

Baby want toy?

You know, for a maniac,

her maternal instincts
are dead on.

[ Music playing ]

So you turned Kate into Spikette

even though I told you not to?

You know, I try
to be the fun uncle,

but you people make it so hard.

I'm sorry. I wanted to observe
the Commando app.

And now that I have,
my scientific conclusion is:

I'm scared.

[ Grunting ]

Oh, look, she's taking
a snack break

before she destroys
the rest of the academy.

No fork, no plate.

Where are her manners?

You grilled your lunch

on a kid's dirty hands.

In the name of science!

The only way to stop the app

is to manually
override the chip.

So first we have to...

Okay. Get the chip.

I'm on it.

Mommy chewed food.

Open your mouth!

Baby good, baby good!

Wait, the chip extractor.

Throw it to me.

Not safe for baby.

[ Grunts ]

Great, now what are we gonna do?

I don't know,
but so far panicking

and hiding behind things
is working for me.

We're gonna have to use
physical force to restrain her

which means you are
gonna have to get aggressive.

Really aggressive.

Spikette needs
to meet her match.

Oh, no. No, no, no.

You can't turn me into Spike.

But I can.

[ laughs ]

[ screams ]

[ laughing ]

Oh, baby.

[ Beeping ]

[ roars ]

What are you chuckle nuggets
laughing at?!

Never seen a grown man

in a diaper before?

[ Roars ]

Baby?

Baby!

Oh, I'm no baby.

I'm a man sandwich

served with a
tall glass of macho.

Well, are you man enough
to take her down?

No can do.

She's a lady,

Spike always respects a lady.

This is not a lady.

Hey, who are you calling
not a lady?!

[ Grunts ]

Be right back.

Spike feels...

under-dressed
for this particular occasion.

[ Squeaking ]

[ music playing ]

Pretty cool place, huh, Reggie?

Yeah! You sure I can keep
all these weapons?

Of course. Every 10-year-old

should have a rocket launcher.

Adam, what are you doing?!

I thought you said
you were going to

convince him to leave.

I tried, but he's
very persuasive.

I told him he had to go.

He said he didn't want to.

It doesn't matter.

Now that I've gotten
to know him,

he's actually pretty cool.

No, he's annoying

and he's going home.

[ Gasps ]

How dare you say that
about my friend?

You know, just for that,

you're not eating with us.

[ Whirring ]

You want Leo's dumplings?

Don't mind if I do.

Okay, that's it.
Both of you are going back

to the mainland!

Adam, I can't eat
with all this racket.

Leo, do you mind?

[ Music playing ]

I don't get it. She's supposed
to be winding down

not getting stronger.

It's a glitch. If her Commando
app keeps going

her chip's gonna burn out
and melt her brain.

And I am not cleaning that up!

I cannot believe Chase.

You know, if I was Spike,

I would be showing
that girl who's boss.

Maybe you can.

Yeah, Spike won't
take out a lady,

but if I give you
the Commando app...

Uh-uh, no way!
Oh, come on.

It's a new version I can shut
down as soon as you're done.

All you need to do is
subdue Spikette long enough

so I can extract her chip.
Not gonna happen.

Did I mention you'll be able

to tear Chase apart?

Now, you're talking.

Let's do this, Dougie.

[ Music playing ]

You will meet a new friend.

You will meet a new friend.

What?
What?

You will get arrested because
your brother is an idiot.

This is about
the dumplings, isn't it?

This has gone on long enough.

Either he goes home

or I call Big D.

Leo, would you relax?
You're just jealous

because I'm his favorite.

Actually, Chase is my favorite.

Okay, this kid's gotta go.

[ Music playing ]

Okay, your Commando app

should be...

good to go.

It's not working.

You obviously did
something wrong, because...

[ beeping ]

I wanna tear your head off!

Hello, Spikerella!

Now that's catchy.

So, little lady,

what else do you like to do?

Rip off people's toes

and use them as chess pieces.

We have so much in common.

[ Grunts ]

Who the heck are you?

Your worst nightmare.

This should be good.

Everyone knows
girls can't fight.

BOTH: Excuse me?

I said girls...

can't fight!

[ Crash ]

Who is the girl now?

[ Grunting ]

[ music playing ]

All right.
The drone's ready to go.

Coordinates are all set.

All right, time to go, Reggie.

Reggie?

Where is he?

He's gone!

All righty then.
Problem solved.

[ Music playing ]

Nice hair.

Can't wait to rip it out

and use it as a scarf!

Go ahead
then I'll shave your back

and make some matching mittens.

[ Both grunting ]

Whoa!

What's going on in here?

New baby!

I'm not a baby.

Baby cranky,

must be hungry.

There you are.
You're out of here, Reggie.

I told you,
I'm not going anywhere.

Lunchy munchy!

Open mouthy!

[ Screams ]

Get me out of here!

Who's that?!

Long story short,

Leo's going to jail.

Help me!

Oh, so now you're ready to go?

Yes!

Grab him.

[ Grunts ]

Baby!

[ Grunts ]

You promise not to tell anyone
you were here?

Yes.
And you won't tell anyone

we drone-napped you?

We didn't drone-nap him!

Ah, exactly.

Can you lie as good
as Leo just did?

I don't have to.

My dad's not chief of police,

he works at a bowling alley.

Get out of here!

Okay. Now that that's over,

help Bree or another game
of foosball?

Foosball.
Foosball.

[ Kate screams ]

[ Kate grunting ]

Get back here! I'm not done

throwing you!

The chip extractor's
almost fixed.

Hurry up and take her down!

Shut it or I'll take you down!

Carry on.

[ Both grunting ]

[ music playing ]

Picked that one up
in dance class.

[ Music continues ]

Where do you think you're going?

That's one way
to clean a window.

Got it!

She should be out for a while,

plenty of time for me
to adjust her settings.

Oh, what happened?

Bree?! What's going on?

You again!

Still think girls can't fight?

[ Roars ]

I'm not so sure you are a girl.

[ Roars ]

[ music playing ]

Well, I hope you learned
your lesson.

Definitely.

Girls can fight.

Yup.

Now, go apologize to Kate.

Um, hi, Kate.

Good to see you.

Look, I really just
want to apologize

for being so selfish.

I never should've used you

as a science experiment.

It's okay, I forgive you.

You do?

Thanks.

No problem.

But one more thing.
Sure.

Don't ever use me
as a human guinea pig.

Mm-mm.
Again!

Oh...

did I forget to mention

I gave Kate
an actual sonic scream?

[ Douglas laughing ]

[ music playing ]