04x13 - One of Us

[bunniefuu]

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Douglas, have you seen Leo?
He's late for training.

Why don't you just call him?
Too much work.

Let's just kick him
out of the academy.

[ Beeping ]

Hello. Leo, what are you
doing back in Mission Creek?

You're supposed to
be here for training.

Sorry, I had to pop back and
deal with a little situation.

Janelle missed me.

You ladies can be so needy.

She threatened to break
up with you, didn't she?

It was implied.

[ Doorbell rings ]

Aaah! She's here!

Can you believe him?

Skipping his training
to hang out with a girl?

You might understand it better one
day when you actually have one.

For your information, later
today I will be online gaming

with FrizzyBizzy21.

And there's at least
a 50% chance

that's a female!

Yeah. No, there's not.

[ Loud whooshing ]

Aaah! It's her!

Hey, you look familiar.

Do I know you from somewhere?
CHASE: Adam,

that's S-1.
Krane's lead soldier.

She tried to destroy us.

Oh, yeah.

What do you say we finish the
job and get out of here?

The world's first
bionic superhumans.

They're stronger than us...
faster... smarter.

The next generation
of the human race is...

living on a bionic island.

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What are you doing here?

I figured since
this is the Bionic Academy

you're the only people
who might be able to help.

Something's wrong with me.

Yeah, we already know that,
Psycho Sally.

You tried to crush Leo
and take us all out.

I'm sorry. I don't know
what you're talking about.

Of course she doesn't.

She's a blank slate, just like
the rest of the soldiers were.

Why weren't you rounded up
with everyone else?

All I know is that I woke up
in a field

and this family found me
and took me in.

And when they discovered
I was bionic, they freaked out,

so I ran away and I've been
hiding ever since.

I don't believe her.
Why would she lie?

Krane's no longer controlling
her mind with the Triton App,

so she has no reason to be evil.

Oh, yeah? That's what
we thought about Sebastian, too.

And we all know
what happened there.

We get it. He broke your heart.
Let it go.

Look, if you don't believe me,
remove my chip.

Then there's no way
I can hurt you.

[ Device whirs, beeps ]

All clear. But you might want
to have that mole checked out.

All right, now that we know
you're telling the truth,

what exactly is wrong with you?

I keep having flashbacks
about a guy named Victor Krane.

You're preachin'
to the choir, sister.

Wait. When the Triton App
deactivated,

it should have erased
all her memory.

How can she still
remember Krane?

It must be a glitch.
What else do you remember?

He said that if anything bad
ever happened to him,

something just as bad
would happen to me.

I wouldn't worry about that.

That was just the metal
in his face talkin'.

Look, every time
I get a flashback

I get a terrible headache.

I'm really scared,
and I don't have

anyone else to turn to.

Please, help me figure out
what's going on.

What do we do?

I think we should help her.

Okay, but when she crushes
your heart like Sebastian,

don't come crying to me.

All right,
almost done with the tests.

How ya holding up?
Eh, pretty good.

Probably gonna need a snack
around two.

[ Beeping ]

Douglas, check this out.

Huh. Looks like the Triton App

left a virus hidden
in her bionic infrastructure.

You mean like a virus where I have
a bowl of chicken noodle soup

and I'm all better?

More like a virus
that'll cause you to explode

and look like chicken soup.

What?!

Uh, but... who knows?

Chicken soup could work.

When I showed Krane
the Triton App,

he did ask me to build in
a Doomsday virus.

But I refused.

Thank you, Douglas.

That totally makes up
for the other 500 times

you tried to take us out.

Technically, it was 522.

You just didn't see me
hidden in the shadows.

Krane must have
done it on his own.

And if he did it
to the Triton App,

then that means...

[ whirring, beeping ]

The other students have it too!

It all makes sense.

Krane was an egomaniac.

If he wasn't around
to control his own creations,

he wanted to make sure
no one else could.

According to this,
anyone who had the Triton App

will self-destruct in ten hours.

That means that
everyone here is...

A ticking time b*mb.

All the bionic students
are gonna die?!

Probably shouldn't have
said that so loudly.

Nice knowing all of you!

You guys should
start your goodbyes.

I'm gonna grab
a tarp and a poncho.

Oh, no.

This may be worse
than I thought.

You right. I should probably
grab goggles, too.

No, wait.

[ Whirring, beeping ]

Just as I thought.

We also had the Triton App,

so we're set to
self-destruct, too.

Adam, I'll take a poncho.

It's gonna be okay.

Douglas and Chase are geniuses,

and they have a whole nine hours
to figure out

how to stop the virus.

You know what?
You're right.

We're gonna die!!!

But I'm way too young!

I have, like,
thirty more years left

of being really, really cute.

Really? I was thinking
more like ten.

Do you want to die right now?

There are so many things
I never got a chance to do.

Like... come up with a list of
things I never had a chance to do!

Well, I am not
just gonna sit here

and let the last few hours
of my life pass me by.

Me neither!
If I'm going out,

I want to be remembered
for doing something meaningful!

You mean like being
a bionic hero

and saving thousands of lives?

No. Like blowing up balloons.

I'm gonna use
my enhanced lung capacity

to blow up as many balloons
as I can

and set the world record.

Hmm. Of course you are.

Well, I'm gonna throw myself
an awesome farewell party.

I'm gonna invite
all my friends from high school.

You don't have any friends
from high school.

Actually, I have tons.

I just never brought them
around you guys because...

Well, that about says it all.

Okay, I scanned S-1's chip

and mirrored
the Doomsday virus timer.

Only eight hours left
till you guys...

show the world
what you're made of.

Ohh! My head!
It hurts!

I know, his jokes are awful.

No, she's having
another flashback!

I'm starting to see Krane again.

It's dark, he's angry...

Run toward the light!
It's your only hope!

Is he saying anything
about the Doomsday virus?

No. Someone used the last of the
battery acid and didn't replace it.

Well, it wasn't me.

There has to be a way to access
this virus and disable it.

Good luck with that.

He buried it in so many layers
of encryption

it would take months
to cr*ck it.

Well, do you think
he ever gave her the code?

I know one way we can find out.

When patients
lose their memories,

sometimes doctors
try to recover them

by reenacting scenes
from their pasts.

If we can do with S-1,

maybe we can trigger
the memories we need.

Yes! That's brilliant!

I know! I said it!

Let's get to work.

Whatever's locked
in that girl's head

is the only thing
that's gonna save all of us.

You!

Who are you?

Maybe this'll remind you!

Leo, no!

Aaah!

What do you mean, no?
I just saved your butts.

No, you didn't!

You just dug our graves.

Come on, wake up, wake up!

So I leave for one afternoon

and now everyone
has hours to live?

Why didn't you call me?

Oh, I'm sorry. I've been
a little busy

trying to find ways
not to blow up!

I'm sorry, but that's simply
not good enough.

She is still out of it.

Leo, how could you att*ck her?

Look, with everyone around here
flip-flopping between good and bad,

it's hard to keep track.

I have to stop myself
from taking you out

five times a day.

Guys. Focus. We to have to
find a way to revive S-1

before every bionic
person here explodes!

[ Device vibrates ]

Not now, FrizzyBizzy, not now!

Just to be clear,
since we didn't have

the Triton App,
we're good, right?

Yeah. In a few hours,

you and I could literally be
the last ones standing.

Probably best to keep that
to ourselves.

She's waking up!

Aaah!

Did you say "she's waking up"
or "she has a Kn*fe"?

'Cause I'm just saying,
those two sound very similar.

[ Beep ]

People of Earth,

I, the late Adam Davenport,

am on my way to breaking the
world balloon-blowing record.

Six hundred and eighty-five
down...

four hundred and eighty thousand
to go.

Chill.

Adam, what are you doing?!

[ Air escaping ]

Arggh!

I told you, I'm having
my party in here.

And I told you I'm breaking
a world record.

Now back up and respect
my balloon boundaries.

No! Get rid of these! My
guests are coming any minute!

I doubt it, not after
that rude invite you sent out.

What rude invite?

Check your phone.
It's right there.

"You're all dear to me
so I'm having a party."

Read it closely.

"You're all...

dead to me
so I'm having a party"?!

Oh, no. I was in such a rush
I didn't see the typo.

Yeah, you also spelled
"Davenport" wrong.

No, I didn't.

Agree to disagree.

I cannot believe this.

All I wanted on my last day was to
have a party with all my friends,

and now I'm never
gonna get the chance.

Hey, that's not true.

They could still show up
to celebrate your funeral.

She's awake.

Don't even think about it.

Sorry I took you out. Twice.

Yeah, well, at least you didn't
use your bionics full-strength.

Yeah, that's right.

I always dial it back
for the ladies.

We think we found a way
to stimulate your memories

by acting out some scenes
from your past with Krane.

We're hoping that when
he gave you the Doomsday virus,

he told you how
to deactivate it.

So we're gonna reenact
that moment.

I'm gonna play Krane,
and Chase will play you.

Hold on. How come
you get to play Krane?

Because I knew him
better than anybody.

Plus, I do a spot-on impression.

I used to k*ll
at our dinner parties.

And then he'd thr*aten
to k*ll me.

Well, I'm definitely
not gonna play S-1.

No offense.

Why not? Too much of a stretch
for you

to reach that level of macho?

No offense.

Guys, we don't have time
to argue.

But just for the record, I do
think you'd make a great S-1.

You want to borrow Bree's boots?

You can stuff some paper
in there so they fit.

Can we just do this?!

You're on an operating table
in Krane's lab.

It's dark. You're terrified.

The madman approaches.

[ Evil chuckle ]

I'm Victor Krane,

and I want to take over
the world!

[ Evil laughter ]

I also told Douglas
I'd take him on a vacation

to the Florida Keys...
Never happened!

Now you.

Ahem.

[falsetto] Oh, no! Mr. Krane!

Please don't give me, S-1,
that bad, bad virus!

I don't suppose this is helping
you remember anything.

No. But it is making me hope that when I
do blow up, I take these two out with me.

No offense.

So, when I saw how sad you were,

I quit blowing up my balloons and tried
to figure out a way to cheer you up.

So you called all my friends
from Mission Creek

to convince them to come to the party?
You bet!

And they all said no.

But don't worry. I got you
the next best thing.

Surprise!

ALL: Surprise.

[ Coughing ]

Wow! Heh heh heh.

Who are these people?

Your new friends.
Or, as I like to call 'em,

random people
I picked up on the pier.

Why would you do that?

Because your real friends
don't like you.

We've been over this.

Look, you said
you wanted a party,

and since no one was gonna come,

I figured I had to do something.

And don't worry.

Took a lot less effort
than it looks.

You know, Adam,

in a weird way
I am really touched.

If this is my last day on Earth,
I'm glad I'm going out

knowing my brother loves me.

Hmm. And I'm glad
I'm going out

knowing all of
our valuable possessions

will be stolen
by these lovely drifters.

Role playing didn't work,
decrypting the virus didn't work...

I'm out of options! Hey,
guys, any progress?

Oh, great,
more mess to clean up!

This is useless!
There's no fix.

What do you mean there's no fix?

I'm not having Krane's virus
take me out.

I'd rather have
one of you guys do it.

Oh, Adam, that's ridiculous.

No. He's right.

Okay, if you say so.

Give me that!

I know what to do.
A virus needs a carrier,

and without the carrier,
the virus dies.

So what are you saying?

We need to trick the virus

into thinking we're dead.

Good idea. We'll be ghosts.

Bree, go get the sheets.
I'll cut out the eye holes.

If we give ourselves
our own Doomsday virus,

it'll shut down
our bionic infrastructures.

Great plan, Chase, except you
forgot one little thing:

We'll be dead.

Only temporarily.
We can control our own virus.

As long as Douglas starts uninstalling
it right after it takes effect,

none of us will actually die.

So our lives depend on this guy?

And we're all okay with that?

The plan's too risky.
We're not doin' it!

We only have two minutes left!

What else are we gonna do?

There has to be another way!

I have a firewall program
on my old laptop.

If the codes match,
it could block the virus.

I'll be right back.

We don't have time to wait.

We have to install
our own Doomsday virus.

Attention, everyone!

I'm about to wirelessly install
a lethal virus into your chips.

But I'm doing it to save you.

And if for some reason
it doesn't work,

well, you can all forget
about last night's homework.

Chase, what are you doing?

Don't you need Douglas
to bring everyone back?

No. We have you.

Who "you"? Me "you"?

Yes, you.

Look, Leo, don't worry.

As soon as I send the virus
to all of our chips,

I'll tell you exactly
how to uninstall it.

Fine.

But we only have
thirty seconds left. Hurry!

Okay!

[ Beeping ]

Okay, the virus is installed.
Leo, all you have to do is...

No.

No. No!

No. No. No.

No! No!

What did you do?!

It wasn't me! It was Chase!

I told him not to install the
virus, but he did it anyway!

He is trouble, that one...
Trouble!

Get out of the way!

Krane's Doomsday virus
deactivated.

Now I'll just have
to uninstall Chase's.

Come on, come on...

[ beeping ]

Why isn't anyone waking up?
I don't know.

What do you mean you don't know?

They can't go much longer
without oxygen!

It's not my virus!

I'm doing my best!

Great job, Professor.

Chase's virus is still active

because you forgot to hit Enter.

Well, I probably didn't hit
it because I was busy doing...

Hit! It!

Aw, come on!

[ All gasping, coughing ]

We're alive.
And no one blew up.

[ Loud pop ]

The students
in the training area!

No! No! No!

[ Popping ]

Adam, what are you doing?

Trying to make you think
students were popping.

Don't just stand there.
Help me pop!

Eh, why not?

[ Balloons popping ]

Okay. All right,
listen up.

I know we're all having fun
celebrating being alive and stuff,

but your homework
is due tomorrow.

Only you could make being brought
back to life a buzz-k*ll.

[ Balloons popping ]

I've got the tarp.

I'm gonna go blow somethin' up.

Well, I'm happy to say
we're all virus-free.

ALL: Whoo!

Speak for yourself.
I caught something nasty.

That is the last time
I buy used balloons.

Yeah. No, it's not.

So, does this mean we can
finally put our past behind us?

I guess.

But just in case you decide
to get all evil again,

I'm rockin' a bionic leg now.

[ Loud clank ]

[laughing] I'm sorry.

I want to be intimidated by you,
but I just can't.

Look...

let's just make a fresh start

and see where it goes
from there.

Deal. I'm just glad

I'm not getting
those flashbacks anymore.

Hey! Guys, look,
I found two more.

Hang around here long enough

and you'll have plenty
of other horrifying memories

to replace 'em with.

♪♪