05x08 - Episode 8

[bunniefuu]

[narrator] Previously on Love Island USA.

["Love Is A Bottomless Pit" playing]

A challenge...

The person I'm snaking is Hannah.

[all] Oh!

...turned the villa...

Which boy needs rescuing
from their relationship?

...upside down.

-Um, Keenan.
-Ooh.

You keep giving me
the googly eyes and stuff?

-[Hannah] That's fair.
-That's annoying as f*ck.

I think this girl is the snakiest.

Yeah, I didn't expect it.

Which boy's future lies with someone else?

We'll switch things up.

[Islanders cheering]

[Destiny] Aw.

[laughing]

Welcome to Love Island.

I ain't gonna keep
getting embarrassed, man.

It is what it is.

How do you think I would feel?

It's not for you to tell me
what I should have done.

I don't give a f*ck.

Tonight...

I feel like we're running the same race
at the same pace.

...a declaration is made...

I can't wait to build a relationship
like a LEGO set.

-One brick at a time.
-I love that.

...and a VIP guest...

Oh, my God! Ariana!

Whoa, oh!

...puts the couples to the test.

Tonight's winning couple will win a prize

that's never been given out
on Love Island history.

[narrator] Welcome to Love Island USA.

Right now, Carmen faces a choice
between wrestler Victor,

who can flip a grown man over
with his bare hands,

or Dairy Queen manager Bergie,

who can flip a burger over
with a little spatula.

-[Carmen] Hi, Bergster.
-[Bergie] Hi. Do you wanna go for a chat?

-[Carmen] Yeah, let's go.
-[Bergie] Okay.

Are you having a good night?

I had a great f*cking day today.

Yay! Okay, good.

I mean, you threw yourself
fricking out there today.

Dude, she just gave me
all the bullshit of the world.

[Leonardo] Come with me, come with me.

-I'll be honest.
-Yeah.

I thought you were gonna
bring me coffee today.

And like that... the whole Victor thing
was still throwing me.

-I wasn't worried about that.
-No, and...

You're getting coffee tomorrow.
I'm letting you know right now.

I'm getting out of bed...

-"Don't you worry."
-Don't you worry.

"Tomorrow there will be coffee."

[in Spanish]

She just choose Bergie.

-Why?
-She told me that she had interest

in getting to know Bergie.

Cool.

[stammering]
Yeah. I don't give a f*ck about Bergie.

-He's not a competition.
-[Leonardo] I understand.

See, like... Now again, she's with Bergie.

[Victor]
I recoupled to spend more time with you

-for us to be able to grow together.
-[Harrison] Yeah.

-And the first thing that you do...
-[Harrison] First day.

-...is make him comfortable...
-Kiss...

...make comfortable another guy
to grow with him.

There's something wrong with it.

During the challenge, I was like,

"All of my connections,

I'm most comfortable with Bergie."

So I was like, "If I have to pick someone,

I wanna pick Bergie."

And also I thought, like,

maybe it might give you
a little reassurance, you know?

-One hundred percent, and it did.
-Did it?

And then you cut the rope off,
I was like, "Holy sh*t."

But when we crossed it
and I looked at you smiling at me,

-I was like, I felt on top of the moon.
-No, when I was standing there, I was...

I smiled at you, too.
I was like, "I made the right choice."

This is who I wanna be up here with.

-[Bergie] What did you think of our kiss?
-[Carmen] Good.

Your outfit was gorgeous.
You had your hair in the sunglasses.

-Like, "Just don't look at her." Mm-hmm.
-Thanks.

So I just wanted to let you know,

-I am taking this connection seriously.
-Seriously, yep.

I love that we are moving
at the same pace.

-I really wanna pursue it with you.
-Well, that's really sweet.

And I will admit, like,

one of my biggest reservations
when we first met is, I was like,

"Oh, does he really like me,

or does he like me because I'm blonde
and because I'm pretty?"

-You know what I mean? Exactly.
-'Cause you literally made my heart drop.

The first time I saw you,
I was like, "Holy sh*t.

There's no way I'm getting in a hot tub
with this girl right now."

I just wish we could share
the same bed together.

I know. Maybe someday we can share a bed.

And, like, I also feel like...
I was saying, like,

"Maybe it would have been nice
if Bergie picked me,"

'cause then we can test
the romantic part, you know?

-I feel like we just get each other.
-This is my favorite place. Cheers.

Should we do a cheers?
I'll do the cheers, okay?

I am so excited,
and growing our connection...

I'm glad I could give you a little, um...

reassurance today,

and kind of also
get that clarity I needed.

Can I say what I would've said last night?

-In this recoupling.
-Yes.

Okay. "I would like to couple up
with this girl because...

[soft pop music playing]

...from our first conversation,
she opened up way more

than I thought any girl could
or ever would.

She showed me her nerdy side,

and I really dig it
'cause I can relate to it in so many ways.

I feel like we're running the same race
at the same pace.

I can't wait to build our relationship
like a LEGO set.

One brick at a time."

Bergie, wham.

I love that.

I didn't get to say it last night,
so I get to say it now.

I will never doubt that our connection
is genuine ever again

'cause that speech just proved it to me.
He gets me.

Anyone that knows me
knows I love a LEGO set.

We're moving at the same
comfortable pace together.

I'm a slow mover, and he's a slow mover.

So him going out of his way
to verbalize that,

just reaffirmed, like, he gets me.

That was my most important value.

-Can I give you a hug?
-Yeah, 100%.

Also, I really like this top too.

Thank you. Oh, my God.

Wait, Bergie, I loved that speech.

I feel like I just met you,

-but at the same time...
-I have known you forever.

-Yeah.
-I know.

It's crazy.

Victor says
when it comes to him and Bergie,

there's no competition.

You're right, Victor. It's not even close.

Bergie's wiping the floor with you.

Ding, ding!

Round one to the Bergmeister.

She has, like, a whole different move
in her head.

She knows that Bergie is all about her,

and I know that she loves that.

Does she listen to you at least?

Was she like,
"I understand where you're coming from"?

f*ck no!
[stammering] She hasn't even said...

[in Spanish] Ay, ay, ay.

"I'm sorry about how you feel,
and I understand why you feel like that."

She was like,
"No, you told me that you were...

you were cool with me
getting to know Bergie,

and this is me getting to know Bergie."

Why is it right after recoupling,

she's picking all these things?

It's hard for me because, you know,
I love Carmen, she's my friend.

But at the same time,

I have a soft spot for Victor only because
I know how much he liked her.

So, it's, like, it's okay for him
to have these feelings.

I was even shocked that Carmen, um,
is more into Bergie.

I hope she didn't just kiss Bergie
to piss you off.

I hope she actually did it
because she wanted to see

what could happen with Bergie, you know?

Hopefully, things are gonna change fast.

Everybody is gonna see...
everybody is gonna see who she is.

At least you tried.

-That's all that matters.
-Everybody is gonna see who she is.

If I have a spark, or I want to
explore something with someone,

my efforts and my mind
is gonna be with that person.

This is not like going to the supermarket,
and going, like,

and buying half a pound of meat
and half a pound of fish, you know?

I've been played...

really good.

I don't know.
Just know I'm here to listen to you.

I'm glad that you're comfortable
to talk to me.

I'm here for you.

Same, I'm here for you as well.

[sighs]
I feel like we're already closer, Victor.

-[chuckles]
-Love ya.

-And I hope you guys can talk it out.
-Let's go to the lads.

What a night it's been.

After nearly being kicked out on day one,

Bergie's back and Carmen's back...

is what Victor is gonna be staring at
all night long.

I say something, it goes in one ear
and out the other, and he's like,

"This is how it is." We're lacking
communication, and that's showing.

Going to bed.

["Couldn't Get Higher" playing]

-Pillow fight!
-Oh, my God.

[Hannah]
So I'm gonna get coffee in the morning?

Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much.

-Sit.
-Love you.

-I love you more.
-Thank you, Kay.

[Kay Kay] Good night, Hannah.

[kisses]

♪ No one knows me quite like you do ♪

♪ Oh, whoa, ooh ♪

♪ Oh, whoa, ooh ♪

♪ No one knows me like you do, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, whoa, ooh ♪

♪ Oh, whoa, ooh ♪

♪ No one knows me like you ♪

Welcome back to Love Island USA.

The sun's up, and it's time for these guys
to wake up and smell the coffee.

It's probably mine.

I'm just back from Starbucks
with a grande triple-sh*t,

salted caramel oat milk latte.

Decaf, obvs.

["First Light" playing]

Good morning!

Morning!

-Good morning!
-I love you.

-I love you.
-Be my...

[Destiny laughing]

[sighs]

[groans]

♪ Got me till the first light ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ First light ♪

[song continues]

[imitating hair trimmer]

-[singsongy] Bergie.
-[singsongy] Anna.

Making coffee.

One hundred percent.

-Also for, uh, Kassy, too.
-Good idea.

[coffee machine whirring]

You know I feel that it's Victor's fault.

I'm just gonna keep being positive.
But you know what?

It's hard 'cause you think
you're over something, and it's like...

the person's not over it,
and it's like, "f*ck."

It's like I'm in limbo.

Is this mine?

Yeah, 'cause it's not mine.

It's not mine. It's someone else's.

-Exactly, Bergie's.
-[water running]

[chuckling]

-Good morning.
-Hi, Bergie!

-Coffee for you.
-Oh, thank you.

What a gem.

-Here is to...
-Thanks, Bergie.

[Kassy]
You figured out the machine, Bergie?

I hope so. If that coffee tastes terrible,
I'm so sorry. [chuckles]

It's the thought that counts.

I'm so happy now. I got my coffee.

Nothing can go wrong today now.

That looks like sh*t, doesn't it?

Can you help us?

-I don't know how to.
-Bro.

No, I'm being honest.

[Marco] That tastes terrible, dude.
I'm not doing it right.

I give up. I don't know.

Just gonna say I tried my best.

It's terrible.

You know what, Marco?
In life, that's all you can do, man.

[Anna] What made you so attracted
to Harrison? I gotta know.

-[Destiny] Honestly...
-Look at him.

I mean, dang. I mean, he's delectable.

That was some cute stuff, you know? Um...

Knock-knoc... Knock-knock, cute stuff.

[Hannah] Speaking of the devil.

-sh*t, I can't even...
-Hey, where's mine, babycakes?

-[Harrison] I'll start cooking breakfast.
-Ai. Thank you.

I'll start cooking breakfast
for all of you.

That was an opinion.

sh*t, Harrison. I thought we had
a deep emotional connection last night.

[laughing]

[Harrison] It's okay. It's okay.

-[Anna] Okay.
-[chattering]

Yeah. Go get my breakfast, hoe.

-I'll be back.
-Did he hear that?

Bergie's lovely, kind, generous,
and sweet.

Normally on this show,
that's female kryptonite.

What on earth's happening?

Bergie's broken the Love Island matrix.

Bergie's so cute.

-He's... Literally as pure as it can get.
-I know.

In the real world,

I just date assholes that love b*mb me.

You know, day one, they never actually
get to know my personality.

They just think I'm, like,
a pretty blonde.

They never actually get to talk to me.

My friends are probably like,
"Carmen has never talked

to a guy like Bergie before in her life."

But also, you know what?

I think everyone deserves
a guy like Bergie.

So that's why I'm trying
to give it a chance too,

because I like everything about him
I've seen so far.

So, why am I gonna knock that right away?

He's so understanding of, like,
the pace I'm comfortable at.

But, like, Victor almost makes me
feel bad for it.

Here's the thing,

I just feel like when I said I was...

I feel he didn't actually consider Bergie
as viable competition.

Yeah. He was like, "I'd be happy if she
went with Bergie. That's no competition."

I told him,
"You're not gonna belittle Bergie."

That's why it f*cking hurt
his f*cking ego.

That he thought
he was so much f*cking better.

-Yeah.
-But Bergie listens.

Yeah, and that's what matters.

Victor verbalized that he understood,
but his actions did not match that.

That's what put him in the doghouse
in the first place.

That's what gave Bergie
the opportunity to be like,

"See you." You know what I'm saying?

I put my wedges on 'cause I was like,

"I wanna be tall as Destiny
and Carmen and Hannah."

I want to be y'all's height right now.

-Bergie.
-Can I pull you for a chat?

Yeah, yeah.

-Can we go to the orange couch?
-Yeah.

-Right next door.
-Right next door.

I was waiting for you to get done
with Destiny before I came over.

Oh, yeah, I love that, yeah.

'Cause I wanted to talk to you last night,
and I fell asleep just like that.

And I was like, "sh**t,"

'cause I wanted to have
this conversation last night.

I don't wanna lead you on
or lead Carmen on.

I still want us to keep trying
to hit the rocks together.

-Keep having good conversations.
-Yeah.

'Cause I feel like
there could be something there.

-Yeah.
-I just haven't felt it yet.

I honestly was shocked
that you made me coffee

'cause after yesterday,

I thought it was just gonna be you
trying to pursue with Carmen right away.

Even you doing that just...
It shows respect.

And it's already better
than the last relationship I was in

-because at least you are still showing.
-Open?

And you're still showing, like,
"Hey, we're in a couple."

-Yeah.
-"I'm still here."

And I love that.

I wanna make sure
that I'm being completely honest

'cause Carmen and Kassy are best friends
in the villa right now,

and I don't wanna be saying
one thing to Kassy

and then saying
a completely different thing to Carmen.

I just don't want any confusion.

-I'm happy that you expressed it to me.
-Yeah.

I'm happy that
because I know and you know,

-we're both open, you know?
-Yeah.

I'm happy that you... you, like,

-kind of got how I was feeling yesterday...
-Yeah.

...only because, like,
I wanted us to talk about us.

-Not Carmen or anything like that.
-Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I understand.

Push my chair in.

Marco wants to go on a date with Hannah,
but instead,

they're gonna sit around that crappy table
drinking tepid water.

To be fair, that's way better
than most Love Island dates.

Wait. How are you feeling?
You seem a little off.

I'm feeling great.
I mean, my stomach's k*lling me,

but I just released it a little bit.

I love that you update me.

You asked.

I did ask how you were feeling.

I'm pretty good. What about you?

Yeah, and I feel good about things.

Me too. I feel like riding a bike.

Yeah, but you know,
riding a bike could be comfortable.

You can fall riding a bike.

You could...

-Good analogy.
-And break your f*cking wrist.

Trust me. I know.

So, I feel like you might be
falling off the bike a little.

You think so?

Really?

The coffee thing.

What?

I don't know why
you couldn't just bring it to me.

Oh, it was ass.

Okay, you should've just brought it.

-You know I wouldn't give a f*ck.
-It was terrible.

-You could've brought it.
-Ugh, you would've laughed at me.

-No, I wouldn't have laughed.
-It didn't look like that.

-Okay, that's okay, though.
-Yours looks great.

But do you get what I'm saying?

Instead of saying you're gonna
bring me one, you could try.

It's about the effort.

I love coffee,

so don't promise me a coffee
and then not do it.

I wouldn't care how the coffee
frickin' tasted.

It's just the principle of it.

I just need, like, little gestures
to show that, like, he cares

and he's not just comfortable chillin'.

So, you understand me?

I got you. And I'm going
to bring you some coffee.

And I hope it doesn't suck.

I thought you were just being lazy.

No, I'm not lazy.
Have you not figured that out?

Hmm.

I don't think you're lazy,
but like I said,

you get comfortable,
and that's not attractive.

I should have just left it there.

It looked like water and milk mixed,
and it was cold.

-[chuckles]
-I would never do that to you.

In the gym,
Victor's been doing some serious weights.

He's been waiting three bloody hours
for Bergie to stop talking to Carmen.

And one of the things that I have noticed...

[breathes heavily]

...since everything happened,

Bergie has separated himself a lot
from the group.

Yeah, I know. But, I mean, to be honest,
that's probably natural.

-[Harrison] But that's all right.
-[Victor] I feel like...

I think everything
that we have taught him,

he's doing everything
that we are not doing.

He's going talking
with all the other girls.

Well, I mean, there's only one person
that can change that.

-Uh...
-You. Go start talking to him.

-You know, the same thing.
-I don't give a f*ck.

-Same with Leo if you want to.
-What?

He said, "Bergie's probably the only one
that's going out there

-and talking to all the girls."
-[Leonardo] Yeah.

[Harrison] Or maybe like Keenan is.

But Keenan
is more of a friendship sort of situation.

-No.
-Yeah.

And I said... I mean,
I feel I'm getting out there enough.

-Oh, yeah.
-Change it.

Oh, yeah.

-Go out there.
-Oh, yeah!

-Go out there and talk.
-A f*cking mirror.

[groaning, laughing]

Just try to make sure the effort
and the intensity is there.

Carmen, do you wanna go for a chat?

[Carmen] Yeah.

[clears throat]

-[Carmen] Yeah.
-[Bergie] Let's do it.

I love you, Carmen.

-I love you more.
-Impossible.

What's up?

I just wanted to talk to you
and get to know you more.

You know?

Like, I know you have
a younger brother who's 19.

-Mm-hmm.
-But what does he do again?

Well, he's just in school.

Yeah, he's good. I love him.
I'm very much like that typical, like a...

-Older sister supporting?
-...older sister, very overprotective,

and I do definitely worry.

That's like my sister.

What do you think she thinks of me?

I think she'd be telling me to go to you.

-Yeah?
-Which is kind of my... That's why...

-That's another thing that's pushing you?
-Big thing, yeah.

'Cause I've been thinking, like,
"Where would my family want me to...

Who would they want me
to be with the most?"

Yeah.

[Bergie] 'Cause I think we share
a lot of the same personal values,

is what, like, pushing towards you,
which sounds...

You know what? It sounds weird
because it's like we just met.

-You know what I mean?
-Yeah.

I feel that's what pushes me towards you.

I have been wanting
to check in with you, though,

and see where your head's at

because I know
Victor's been kind of making, like,

-smart-ass comments, just in general.
-[Bergie] Yeah.

I just wanna make sure
they're not bothering you.

-No, like...
-The thing is, they don't bother me.

Like, if he's gonna, like...

The only thing
that bothered me so far, like,

this is a couple of days ago, when he said
you only had friendship vibes with me.

So he came to you
and said that I said it was friendship?

He said it in the gym
while we were on there.

[Carmen] I never said that.

It almost seems like he was trying
to sabotage my other connection in here,

and it seems like
he's kinda tried to ruin that.

Welcome back to Love Island USA.

Leonardo's making fun of Destiny's name.

It's such a cheap and lazy laugh
making fun of people's names.

I was saying that only yesterday
to my old pal Ivor Smallcock.

-Destiny's destiny is here.
-Yeah, no.

Destiny's Child.

You been doing good?

-[Destiny] Yeah, I'm doing good.
-Yeah?

[phone chimes]

I got a text!

[screaming, chattering]

-sh*t.
-Text! Text! Text!

[Destiny] I got a text!

[Anna] Text, girl. Text, girl.

-I got a text.
-Whoo!

[Destiny squealing]

Okay. Okay.

[reading]

Hold on, wait.

[reading hashtags]

Ooh!

We gotta get to know each other.

-Anna, what's my favorite position?
-I don't know.

For the Mr. & Mrs. game,
the Islanders need to listen

to their partners talk about themselves.

My wife said I never listen to her.

Well, at least
I think that's what she said.

I was on the PlayStation at the time.

[chuckles] Wait, when's your birthday?

Uh, January 15th.

-Are you serious?
-Don't tell me yours is the same.

I promise you,
my birthday is January 15th.

Get the f*ck out of here.

You see this? What the hell is this?

What's your dad's name?

-Timothy.
-Timothy?

-What's your mom's name?
-Georgina.

-What's your dad's name?
-Leonardo.

Wait, what?

-I'm Leonardo...
-Leonardo II.

-Yeah, I am the second.
-Slay!

God, I have the memory of a squirrel.

I don't know how Leo and I
are gonna do during this.

I obviously care about him,

but my memory is in one ear
and out the other,

so this should be pretty funny.

-Do you like scary movies?
-I love scary...

-I love that sh*t.
-Horror is my favorite genre.

You definitely watched, like,
m*rder documentaries

with the biggest smile on your face.

My dad's name is Ricky.

-Ricky?
-Yes.

-Your sister's name is what?
-Maricela.

-Oh, Jesus, chalk it!
-Okay, okay, okay.

-No, we'll give you...
-[chuckles]

-Craziest place you've had sex?
-Backseat of a truck. Oh, um...

f*ck. There's a lot.

I did it in the beach.
I did it in the water.

-What would you consider the craziest?
-I did it in the movie theaters.

And there were people around.

I feel like everyone's gonna underestimate
me and Bergie,

but, mm-mmm,
we know more than you guys think.

Where was yours, though? Just bed?

-I've only had sex, really, in a bed.
-In beds? Okay.

-I've only had sex three times.
-Okay. Okay.

But kissing your neck
is your biggest turn on?

Yes. Turn off is when you
yell annoying stuff during sex.

Your favorite position is...
You like being on top, right?

-Mm-hmm.
-You remember mine?

Side.

Me and Keenan
have the longest bond, for sure.

So we've had way more time
to get to know each other.

Have you ever proposed to someone before?

Hell, no. What the f*ck?

Uh, okay. Favorite sex position.

-Uh, missionary.
-Missionary?

Yeah. I like being able to see the face.

-Okay. Okay. Easy.
-It's gotta be personal.

Love language?

Love language? Um, yours...
Well, you know mine. Acts of service.

-Yes. Yours is words of affirmation.
-Words of affirmation.

-f*ck, yes.
-We're doing good.

Lips and eyes. Lips and eyes.

-So, right here.
-That's my favorite compliment, yeah.

Lips and eyes. What's mine?

Cock and teeth.

Carmen, I just checked
the Mr. & Mrs. questions,

and, "Is Victor happy watching you
explore other connections?"

isn't on the list.

Maybe try, pfft,

"What's your dog's name?"

Last night, I think I felt like
we both were uncomfortable,

but we were both, like,
open to sleep over that.

And that's why I have been thinking
the whole day.

I wanted to apologize about that.

Okay. Well, I appreciate that.
It's good. It's okay.

I do want us to get along in the villa,

and I feel like we have the potential
to be really good friends

because we have so much in common.

But I did hear something today, though,
that I wanted to ask you about.

-Mm-hmm.
-Um...

Apparently, you told Bergie

that it was just friendship
between me and him.

What the hell?

You knew I was open to Bergie.

That wasn't me trying to take competition
away or anything like that.

'Cause, as I said,
I didn't see him as a competition.

I've never said I haven't been open
to getting to know Bergie.

When did I say it was just friendship
between him and I?

I always told you he was, like,
in the race.

And I don't know why
you're speaking for my emotions

when I've never expressed it
that way to you.

I just don't like him
stepping in and speculating

and affecting another one
of my connections in here

when I've made it very clear
that I'm open.

He's saying that wasn't the case,

but I just really don't believe him,
if I'm honest.

I've always said to you,
I'm open, I wanna get to know everyone.

I don't think it's fair to me
that you go to any guy in here

and tell them it's just friendship.

I'll tell them what it is.

-You don't think it's a little rude...
-It's...

...and uncomfortable for everyone?

Last night, I thought
we could potentially still be open.

I was like, I just need
to take a break from this.

-I know, that's why...
-And then you keep making these remarks.

But I, um...

I don't see it going romantic anymore.

I just plan on kind of, like,
pursuing this as more of a friendship.

Welcome back to Love Island USA.

Oh, um, I did, like,
completely end things with Victor.

You can't just drop
that f*cking b*mb on us right now.

Victor's not happy, and I'm not surprised.

He taught Bergie everything he knows.

It's like The Karate Kid,

if Mr. Miyagi was a Spanish wrestler,

and Daniel LaRusso was the general manager
of a Dairy Queen.

So, I wanted to say one thing
now that we are all the guys here.

Bergie, you know that we have had
your back every time, and all that stuff.

Uh, with everything
you have opened up with us,

we have teach you
all the things that we know.

And I don't think that to
double-face us with the girls

is the correct way to pay us,
that trust that we have put in you.

Today I had a conversation with Carmen
when she mentioned that you told her

Carmen was interested in you
only as friendship.

You forgot to tell Carmen
how we all back up to you.

And why did we tell you that?

Because we wanted the best for you.

So, yeah, you kinda used that
in your advantage.

She has shown me that she's someone
that you cannot trust,

and you have shown me the same thing.

But she did tell you that it was only
a friendship vibe at one point.

-Yes.
-Okay, so...

-If not, I would not have told you that.
-[Bergie] Yeah.

And that's him looking out
when he didn't have to.

Yeah. I'm sorry, Victor,
that it came off that way.

I'm, like... I didn't mean to.

We all feel super comfortable
with the bond that we have,

and we'll die for each other,
and all that stuff,

and I think you are not one of those.

-[Anna] Game night.
-[Kay Kay] Wear it. It's cute, for sure.

Go big or go home.

Any thoughts on who the host is?

[Marco]
Gotta be someone, some famous person.

I'm thinking Margot Robbie.

Can you do a red lip?

This one.

Okay.

Oi!

["Only Book I've Read" playing]

-[chuckling]
-[chattering]

-Ooh!
-Whoo!

Okay, I just wanna say I feel so thankful

and so happy to just be here
with you guys.

We're just gonna get closer
and closer every day,

and I'm so excited to do it
with you guys, so...

-[Islanders cheering]
-Cheers to that, okay?

[cheering]

Villa Mr. & Mrs. is about to begin.

Tonight's contest will be played
under the Vanderpump Rules.

So who better to host it
than the one and only

Ariana Madix?

[pop music playing]

-Hey, Islanders.
-[cheering]

-Oh, my God. Ariana!
-Are you guys exci...

[Carmen] Wait. I'm gonna throw up.

-What the f*ck?
-Okay.

Ariana! Hi.

-[Ariana] Hi.
-[mouthing words] I love you.

-Hi!
-I love you, what the f*ck?

I'm literally watching her
on Vanderpump for years.

She's just the icon.

You look up "bad bitch" in the dictionary,
you're gonna see a picture of Ariana.

-My mom's at home crying right now.
-[cheering]

I flew home to Wisconsin
to watch Vanderpump with my mom.

We have been blessed.

I never would have guessed
that I would ever be graced

with Ariana's presence.

I don't think anyone else
could have been a better surprise for me.

Oh, my gosh. I am the biggest
Love Island fan ever.

So, I am freaking out right now.

I've been watching you guys
since you entered the villa.

Sorry, not Margot Robbie.

-I know there was...
-[Leonardo] It's all good.

I'm like the Margot Robbie off Wish.com,
but here I am.

Wow! You're still ballin'.

[Ariana] Everyone is literally
so freaking stunning in person.

I'm dying at how beautiful everyone is.

-It's crazy.
-You are!

-[laughing]
-Yeah.

How are you guys just not making out
with each other

in every corner all of the time?

-Every chance we get.
-Yeah.

Literally, I mean, it's amazing.

I can't wait to hear
about the sandwich shop.

I haven't heard anything in weeks.

All right. Are you guys ready
to play a game?

Yes, let's do it, Ariana.

-Let's do it.
-All right. Let's go.

Ariana's met the misters and the misses,

and right now,
she's the one holding all the cards.

Which does make sense
because they've got the questions on them.

Tonight we are going
to play my favorite ever

Love Island game.

Mr. & Mrs.

sh*t.

[squealing]

[Ariana] I love this one.

I can't wait to see

who's actually been taking the time
to get to know one another,

'cause, take it from me,

it's important to know who you're dating
or sharing a bed with.

-Mm-hmm.
-Facts.

And if they're not the one for you,

trust me, it's better to find out sooner
rather than later.

All right, girls?

-Yes, ma'am.
-Yes, ma'am.

Well said, Ariana.

Okay. This is how it's gonna to work.

I'm gonna ask you all a question,

and you're each gonna
write down your answer.

If your answer matches
your partner's answer,

then you'll score a point for your couple.

The couple with the most points
at the end of the game wins.

Simple, right?

But here's the thing.

Since I can be
a little extra now and again,

so is this game.

Because tonight's winning couple

will win a prize that's never,
ever been given out

-on Love Island history.
-f*ck.

And I should know,
I've literally seen every episode.

The winning couple get to avoid...

the first public dumping.

Oh.

sh*t.

[Keenan] Wow.

If you win this game, you can't go home
in the next dumping.

Pretty good, right?

It brought a fire in my stomach
because nobody knows where America stands.

Everybody's vulnerable.

So to be safe is huge.

["Dangerous" playing]

Welcome back to Love Island USA.

It's time for Mr. & Mrs.,
presented by the fantastic Ariana Madix.

The boys are separated from the girls
by a giant divider.

Apparently, Carmen wants to stick it
between her and Victor in bed tonight.

Everyone ready to play?

Yeah.

-Let's do it. Let's do it.
-Let's do it.

All right. Question one is for the boys.

[sighs] f*ck.

What is your girl's biggest turn on?

First, the boys will answer questions
about the girls,

revealing their answers one by one.

Don't be looking, homie.

Leo, what did you put on your board?

If the couple have matching answers...

"Neck kisses."

"Neck kisses!"

...they win a point.

-That's my baby.
-[chuckling]

"Kiss her neck!"

"Kissing on my neck."

-"Kissing on my neck!"
-[cheering]

The couple with the most points
will be crowned Mr. & Mrs. Villa,

and will be immune from the public votes.

Victor.

-"Neck kisses."
-"Neck kisses."

I'm really gonna switch things up here.

I said "neck kisses."

-Oh, my God!
-[cheering, laughing]

-Let's go!
-[Marco] Three for three.

Bergie and Kassy.

I said "inner thigh kisses."

-Ooh!
-Ooh!

Spicy.

That was my second option.

I said "toe sucking."

"Toe sucking."

No point there.

Keenan?

"Eye contact."

I said "emotional intelligence."

[Ariana] Oh.

-I love that.
-Kind of close, though.

But no point.

Harrison?

"Little roughness."

Okay.

Destiny?

[squealing, giggling]

I said "neck kisses."

[chattering, laughing]

[Ariana chuckles]

Next question.

Sometimes I can admit
that I'm a little bit overdramatic,

but, girls, what is your boy's
worst personality trait?

["We Make It" playing]

[Ariana] Okay.

Anna, what is Leonardo's
worst personality trait?

He literally doesn't have
any bad personality traits,

so I just said
"that he has too many choices."

Doesn't really make sense,
but I couldn't think of anything.

Okay. [chuckling]

Well, you know,
it's just kinda like the same sh*t.

But, um, I said "flirty."

No, that is not a correct answer.

So you guys do not get a point.

I need a dictionary up in here.

A thesaurus. Yeah.

[chattering, laughing]

Hannah, what did you put down?

I said "his temper,
because he doesn't give a f*ck."

[Ariana] Whoo!

Marco?

I said "workaholic." I made it clear.

I said workaholic about ten times.
I'm not happy with that.

-You have the temper over there.
-That's...

He has the temper over there.

Him getting mad about not choosing
what he said

shows how he has a temper.
So I feel like I would be right.

-Carmen?
-He might be the only person in the world

more stubborn than me.

So I put "stubborn."

-Ah! f*ck!
-We're getting no points.

-Oh, we stink.
-Victor?

"Jokes."

Kassy?

No hate. I know, you know,
he's the sweetest,

but I just said "speaks before he thinks."

Okay.

["Feeling Lucky" playing]

-Bergie.
-I think this works together.

I put "communication."

That will not count
as a point, unfortunately.

Destiny, maybe you will be the one
to get a point on this round.

What is Harrison's
worst personality trait?

I mean, Mr. Prince Harry is "blunt."

Harrison?

[both] "Brutal honesty."

[Ariana] That's a match!

Whoo! Yes.
Points for Destiny and Harrison.

-Mwah.
-[Leonardo] There we go.

Okay, boys.

-I'm a horse girl.
-[Marco, Leonardo] Oh.

But if your girl was an animal,
what would she be?

Let me think. Let me think.

This is the only
animal conversation we've had.

-"Leopard."
-I said "cheetah."

-Oh, f*ck.
-Marco?

I said "elephant."

-[Ariana] Hannah? "Elephant!"
-I said "elephant."

Yes!

-What the hell?
-Victor?

"Lioness."

I said "a bird."

Close.

"Dog." I couldn't think of anything else.

-I said "a dog."
-Yeah!

A "vixen."

If it's on her board,
then it's on her board.

It's not. I put a "butterfly."

-[Leonardo] What?
-[Ariana] Harrison.

A "puppy."

-A "puppy."
-[Ariana] A "puppy!"

A lady never tells.

But, girls,

what is your boy's body count?

["Diggity Dog" playing]

[Keenan] Oh, f*ck.

This one's gonna be very,
very interesting.

Anna, what is Leo's body count?

I don't know, "25" maybe?

-[Ariana] "Twenty-five."
-[whistles]

Leo?

So, the number I wrote isn't true,

but I thought she thought
I was like a whore, so I put "100."

[laughing]

What is the actual number?

Fifty-three.

Fifty-three! sh*t.

Hannah?

"Thirteen."

Marco?

"Twenty to thirty."

Uh, Marco, I've been watching
this season so far,

and I seem to remember in episode one,

that is not the answer
that you originally said.

[women] Ooh!

-What's the number?
-Tell her to reverse her answer.

-[Ariana] Okay, 31.
-Thirty-one.

No! I thought she said 17.

So, 71.

[whistles]

[Anna] Seventy-one is different than 31.

Sex with 71?

I don't even know 71 people.

That's an ick.

Hey, it's the past.
I'm worried about the present right now.

You're very young.
You have many, many years to go.

So... [chuckles]

I had a lot of time to know what I like.

[men laughing]

Red flag.

-Carmen?
-I have no idea.

I went with "20."

"Forty to 50."

-Okay. Man, y'all are busy.
-Oh.

Kassy.

Well, I know he's still new to everything,
so I said "two."

[Ariana] Okay.

"Two!" Yes! Points for Kassy and Bergie.

"Seventeen to 25."

[Ariana] "Seventeen to 25"!

Wow!
That was very specific and very correct.

Destiny, what is Harrison's body count?

"Not applicable."

[Ariana] "Not applicable."

It is not a number,
and therefore it cannot count.

We need numbers. We need numbers.

No point.

Boys, other than yourselves,

what is your girl's
most prized possession?

["Let The Music Play" playing]

Leonardo, let's start with you.

Her favorite prized possession
is her dog, Ghost.

"My dog, Ghost."

[Ariana] Yes. All right, Marco?

I said "family."

Hannah?

I love them and all,
but I said "my dog, Covi."

No points.

"Harry Potter's movie collection."

Nice. Okay.

That's nice. And I won't knock him

because I haven't talked about them
with anyone,

But I put "my rings."

Your rings. Bergie?

I put "relationship with her mom."

I put "my bracelets."

Keenan, what is Kay Kay's
most prized possession?

We are the only OG couple.

We should know some things
about each other.

In one of our conversations,
she did tell me her father had passed,

so I said maybe something from her father.

Aw, that would have been a good answer,
but I put "my outfit/my closet."

[laughing]

Harrison, what was your answer?

I know she studied really hard,
so I'm assuming "her degree."

I put "degree of intelligence."

-Okay. That is a match.
-[Islanders cheering]

-One.
-That's okay!

-What a guess.
-Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Okay. This is the final question.

[groans] Of-f*cking-course.

No getting jealous,

but where is the craziest place
that your girl has had sex?

["Give It To Me" playing]

So, I never asked her this question,

-so I just said "the beach."
-[Ariana] "The beach."

Okay, Anna, where's the craziest place
you've had sex?

He got it right,
but I said "in the ocean."

-That is not a match, unfortunately.
-[men] Ooh.

I'm gonna go on a wild guess. "Forest."

[Ariana] Hannah?

"Cabin in the forest."

"Cabin in the forest." That is a match.

[Hannah] Oh, my goodness.

She lives in Arizona.
So, I guess, any canyon or desert.

I said "a parking garage."

-Was it hot?
-[Anna] "Was it hot?"

-Bergie?
-I'm not gonna say any anything,

I'm just gonna flip it around.

[Ariana] Kassy?

"Movie theater."

-Keenan?
-So, I just said a "public place."

-"Public place."
-Something...

I put "off of a balcony."

-The balcony?
-Yeah.

-Balcony.
-f*ck! I was about to write that.

Harrison, where's the craziest place
that Destiny has had sex?

We didn't talk about it, but I'm taking
a bit of a s*ab in the dark.

We never talked about this.

So I just put...

[Ariana] "N/A."

Well, that was the final question.

And I can tell you that...

we have a tie.

["Brutal But Beautiful" playing]

In tie for first place are...

Harrison and Destiny.

And...

-Marco and Hannah.
-Nice.

[Islanders applauding]

So, we need a tiebreaker.

You get one more question...

and whoever gets it right...

gets to avoid...

the first public dumping.

Welcome back to Love Island USA.

Before the break, Hannah and Marco,

and Destiny and Harrison were tied.

Coincidentally, it turns out being tied
is also Marco's favorite sex game.

Whoever wins the tiebreaker will be immune
from the first public dumping.

[Ariana] So, we need a tiebreaker.

You get one more question.

And whoever gets it right, wins.

And this question will only be
for the top two couples.

Oof. Head-to-head.

Here we go.

It's for the girls.

Nothing turns me on more
than a really hot smile.

Girls, what is your boy's biggest turn-on?

[men laughing]

She's gotta know.

Come on, babe. Please.

Okay. Hannah, we'll start with you.

What is Marco's biggest turn-on?

He talks about it a lot.

"Scratching his back."

[Ariana] "Scratching his back."

Marco.

"Back scratch."

-Well done.
-[Islanders applauding]

Points for you, guys.

Now, if Destiny gets this wrong,
you guys win.

Destiny, if you get this right,
you guys are still on a tie,

you're still in the running, so,

Destiny,
what is Harrison's biggest turn-on?

"Big t-shirts on me."

"Big t-shirts on me." Okay. Harrison.

[men laughing]

"Boobs."

Yeah!

[Ariana] All right, so our winners, then.

-Marco and Hannah. Congratulations.
-[cheering]

I feel like winning is in my DNA.

It's something my family
engraves in my head

since I was a little kid.

So, winning is something I expect.

The win was great,
but Ariana was the real prize.

I love her.

Don't tell that to Marco.

Marco and Hannah,
please come join me up here.

-Aw.
-Oh, yay.

-Congratulations.
-Thank you.

-You be the one next to her.
-Okay, cool.

You won Mr. & Mrs., how are you feeling?

I feel really good.
I'm surprised, to be honest,

that we did okay.

I feel it's all about comprehending.
You go over a lot about yourself.

It's whether you can remember it.

I think that's a very important part
in establishing a relationship.

[Ariana] As our winning couple,

you are safe,
and you will not face the public vote.

Yay.

[Ariana] Congratulations.

But just before I go...

there's one more thing.

[sighs]

Marco and Hannah...

you have also won the power

to choose one other couple to be safe.

["Welcome To The Fire" playing]

Like you, the couple that you choose,
won't face the public vote.

And they can't be dumped
at the next dumping.

So, have a chat between yourselves...

and then you can let us know
who you're gonna choose.

That's you, this is your call.

[Hannah] No, I couldn't do that.

[Hannah, Marco whispering]

Marco and Hannah,
it's time to reveal your decision.

Who have you chosen to save and why?

[Hannah whispering]

We chose this couple

because I feel that
they are new to the relationship,

and from the start, I have saw a spark.

I think that they can go
on this journey together,

you know, and come out and grow,

you know, together and as individuals.

Because it is so new,
they deserve a fair sh*t

of still getting a chance
to develop their spark.

We just wanna give them
the chance to do that.

So, the couple
that we would like to save is...

Leo and Anna.

Congratulations, Leo and Anna.

You are safe,
and you will not face the public vote.

That means that Victor and Carmen...

Bergie and Kassy...

Keenan and Kay Kay
and Harrison and Destiny,

you will all face the public vote,

and, in 24 hours,

someone will be dumped.

How's that for a bombshell?

[scoffs]

I think that's my cue to go.

So, bye for now.

[theme music playing]