11x11 - Good Doing Business With You

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11x11 - Good Doing Business With You

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- [Phil] Previously on "The Amazing Race."

set out from Kuala Lumpur and raced to Hong Kong, China.

- Okay, somethin's up.

Danny and Oswald are % worth it?

- [Phil] After the Beauty Queen's Yielded Eric and Danielle

in the previous leg, Charla and Mirna made a push

to get Dustin and Kandice out of the race.

- No more bubbly, giggly, phoniness,

whatever it takes out of there.

You're first on the list.

- No, you're not.

- [Phil] But the Beauty Queens didn't back down.

- We were at the airport first. They are on our list.

- Put it away. No touching, no touching me.

- I don't wanna touch you.

- Good luck, Yield Queens.

- [Phil] And it was Eric and Danielle who left last.

- [Agent] There's no more seats left.

I'm sorry. - This is bad.

- [Phil] Upon arriving first in Hong Kong.

- Why, why, why? - Do you ever listen to.

- [Phil] Oswald and Danny went for the Fast Forward.

[dramatic music]

- Draft yourselves to the next Pit Stop.

- . Oh my God.

That's exactly what we had left.

- [Phil] They ran out of money.

- We're at zero.

- [Phil] But came in first.

- I have no money.

- You're team number one.

- Oh yeah. - Yes.

- 'Cause then we go straight

and if we see the canal road, it's like, we're boss.

- [Kandice] We can always get a taxi and follow it.

I don't understand.

- Eric and Danielle never caught up and came in last.

The good news is this is a non elimination leg.

- Thank god.

- Now four teams remain. Who will be eliminated next?

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music continues]

[singer vocalizing]

[dramatic music continues]

[dramatic music continues]

[dramatic music continues]

This is the city of Hong Kong.

It is one of the world's most important centers

of trade and finance

and nestled in the center of this thriving metropolis,

The Hong Kong Jockey Club.

This renowned horse racing facility was the th Pit Stop

in a race around the world.

Teams arrived here at the end of the last leg

for a mandatory rest period.

Can Eric and Danielle who are marked for elimination,

overcome the -minute penalty and survive?

Oswald and Danny arrived first.

You guys are coming back to Hong Kong.

- Wow!

- [Phil] And we're rewarded a vacation of a lifetime.

- Come see what we won!

A trip to Hong Kong! - Yay!

- We're gonna see fireworks for the Chinese New Year.

Going to this fabulous club. - Yay.

- Thanks Travelocity. - Wow.

- Toast! - Yay!

- [Phil] Osborn and Danny,

who were the first to arrive at : p.m.,

will depart at : a.m.

- Travel by Turbo Jet ferry to the city of Macau.

- [Phil] Teams must now travel miles

by turbo ferry to mainland China and the city of Macau.

When they arrive, they'll find this man with a rickshaw

who will hand them their next clue.

- We have $ for the leg of the race.

I'll guard these with my life.

Danny and I have been incredibly fair

in the way we've dealt with every single team.

We're not going to be those people

that are going to be stabbing someone in the back

to qualify for the Final Three.

- [Danny] Turbo jet, please.

- I don't wanna run out of money.

We have to be careful because we started out the leg

with minimal funds.

- [Danny] We need money.

This is it.

- Thank you. - Thanks.

- [Danny] Here you go. All I Have.

So this way. - Two please.

[agent speaking in foreign language]

- That's like $. Thank you.

Are we allowed to prost*tute ourselves on the race?

[dramatic suspenseful music]

- Travel by Turbo Jet ferry.

- Let's do it. - Let's do it.

Until we're in the Final Three,

we're gonna race like we're in last place

because we wanna be there so bad.

It's almost like wild animals fighting for food.

Off we go!

- [Dustin] The boys may not have caught one yet.

All right, Turbo Jet booking it, ??

- Great. - Two tickets

for the ferry, please.

Thank you.

- [Dustin] Hopefully we can stay-

- Ahead of the other teams

and get a little bit of a lead which great.

[dramatic music]

- Vamos. - There's your guy.

- Okay. [speaking in foreign language]

Travel by taxi to the tallest structure in Macau.

- [Phil] Teams must now figure out that at , feet high,

the Macau Tower is the tallest structure in the city.

They'll then travel two miles by taxi to find it

and search inside for their next clue.

- Caution, Yield ahead.

- This is the second of only two yields teams can use

to stop another team from racing.

Teams can use their Yield power

only once during the race.

So they need to decide on the best time to use it.

Any team that's being forced to yield

must turn this hourglass over

and wait for the sand to run out

before they continue racing.

- Tallest building and [whooshing].

- Jump. - Yeah, to jump.

- Macau Tower.

- Can we go there?

If we do decide to yield anyone,

it will probably be the person right behind us.

And I believe that people

that came in second place are the blondes.

- I don't think we want to yield anybody.

- But I don't think we'll have to use it. So.

[dramatic music]

- I'm thrilled to be on this boat by ourselves.

- Normally, we get to a ferry

and we have to wait till everyone catches up.

This is a beautiful thing.

[dramatic music]

- Thank you.

- [Danny] We can't get in. What time do you open.

- [Guard] o'clock open.

[dramatic music]

- [Dustin] Off we go. All right, girl.

- Thank you.

- Caution, Yield ahead. There's another Yield?

- [gasps] sh**t. Let's go, let's go.

- [Dustin] Uh-oh.

- You get one Yield in the game

and you can only use it once.

Dustin and I have already used our Yield.

Do you know what the tallest structure is?

- Tallest structure. - It's Macau Tower.

- He knows. Let's go. - Okay.

- I have a feeling we may be yielded.

- We might be yielded. - Yeah.

- You have $ for this leg of the race.

People think that because Charla's short,

they think I'm supposed to treat her in a special way.

She doesn't wanna be treated in a special way.

Other teams probably see me as a tyrant.

Charla! - I'm coming.

- But I'm here to win. We need to go to the ferry terminal.

- Yes. - Okay.

- Ferry terminal. - Which one is the turbo?

- [Driver] Turbo Jet is Macau ferry.

- [Mirna] Yeah. Thank you.

Turbo Jet. Thank you.

Come on.

Yes. Thank you.

Wow. It's kind of wobbly.

Where's that motion sickness band when you need it?

Let's get our barf bags ready just in case. Let's go.

[dramatic music]

- We were given $ at the start of this leg.

We spent already on the ferry.

Almost $ on taxis already.

So we're like at .

We have, like, nothing left. - No money.

- Right?

Hey, can you believe there's another yield on this race?

- Yes.

♪ Dah, dah, dah, dah

We're in front of you.

- No. - We're gonna yield you.

[all laughing]

- We have a little offer on the yield.

When we ended the last leg of the race,

we ended for zero. - $.

- So, I mean, we'll yield whoever you want,

but we do need cash.

[dramatic music]

Danny and I came up with a brilliant idea

to use our yield in exchange for funds,

for us to continue on the leg of the race.

Think about it.

- All right. So let's have a little powwow.

Do you wanna, you think?

[dramatic music]

- Find the man with a rickshaw.

- Rickshaw. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Caution Yield head. - Yield ahead.

- [Mirna] Do you know what the highest building is in Macau?

- Macau Tower. - Macau Tower.

- Do we have enough?

- We have $. - We do.

- [Dustin] Who do you wanna yield?

- [Kandice] Would you rather race Danielle and Eric

for the Final Three or Charla and Mirna?

- [Dustin] Eric and Danielle are a stronger team.

- The thing is we're gonna yield Danielle and Eric, again.

This is kind of crappy to kick 'em while they're down,

but the Yield would be totally new to the game.

- This huge decision, huge.

- I don't think it's that big deal for us

to secure something.

We are trusting them though,

that they're gonna do what they say.

- I feel nauseous for doing.

- Well, you know why you-

- I know it's time. - Because you know,

it's not a big deal.

- You know me. - I'll do it for a fee.

Yeah, I know, but you need to let that go up here

for a minute, okay.

- for them yielding- - Danielle and Eric.

- It's like I'm bribing them not to yield us.

- Yeah. - It's worth it.

- Don't you think?

So we have big smackers.

- [Kandice] So this is just for you to use.

- This is just for you to use your yield.

- Use your yield. - On Danielle and Eric.

- Yeah. - Okay. There you go.

- Done deal. - It's a done deal. Shake.

Good doing business with you.

- Shake. Shake.

- [Dustin] Now we officially are the Yield Queens.

We just bought a Yield.

- I'm not happy.

- $ For this leg of the race. Okay.

So I don't like where we are right now.

It's not a good position to be in.

We're fighting from the bottom to try and get to the top.

There's no mistakes you can really make right now

without risking being eliminated.

- We're marked for elimination.

If we don't come in first,

we have a half hour penalty and it really sucks

because it's right before the top three.

So everyone's gonna be cutthroat and crazy.

- [Eric] We need to go to the Turbo Jet Ferry.

- Hopefully we can catch up today somehow or we're screwed.

- It's not open. - It's not open yet.

- No. - Not open.

- Your hair looks nice. - Thanks.

- Oh my gosh. The world's highest skyjump.

Oh my gosh. - Wow.

- Good luck, today. - Bye.

- I'll see you guys.

[dramatic music]

- [Eric] We're not giving up.

With any luck, we can actually catch up to everybody.

[dramatic music]

- Go! - Okay.

- Go, go, go, go, go! - We gotta go!

- Let's go. - Quickly, quickly.

- [Mirna] Book it, book it. Go go!

- Come on, let's go, let's go. Yes!

We're number one. - Number two.

- [Mirna] Team number three. We have to wait one hour.

- [Dustin] It opens at :. Oh no.

- [Kandice] I wonder where Eric and Danielle are?

- We're gonna beg for money now.

- So I mean, if you guys need money,

we don't have that much,

but we'll be happy to give you guys some money.

- That's all right. Don't worry about it.

That's very generous. - We'll be happy-

- We'll figure it out.

- Just take our word, we managed

to recuperate some of the funds that we had lost.

- Yeah, it's okay. - I thank you for generosity.

It would've been heaven sent

if we had had this conversation earlier.

- [Danny] If we had seen you guys earlier.

- They didn't just make a deal with them?

- I don't know, something's up.

We just have to hope they stick to their word.

[dramatic music]

- Hello. - Hello.

- Thank you very much. - Thank you.

- It's Macau Tower. There's a Yield ahead.

[dramatic music]

- If we can all get in the elevator,

we better dash up there.

Oh my, go ahead.

- [Kandice] Excuse us.

- [Oswald] Yay!

Oh my god. - Yay.

- [Danny] You have to go to the st floor. [screams]

- Kandice] I'm not gonna look.

[dramatic music]

- [Danny] Oh my god, it keeps going up.

- [Kandice] Keeps going up.

- Let's go.

[dramatic music]

- We give it up. We're gonna yield Eric and Danielle.

- The Yield wasn't really necessary.

Why would you ever yield a team in the beginning of a leg

knowing that they're not that far behind

and they can catch up and pass you at any moment?

It didn't make logical sense to me.

- How do you do this?

- How do you- - Let us show you.

[all laughing]

- Ay, fun. - It's okay.

- It's the clue. - Clue box.

[dramatic music]

- It's a Roadblock.

- A Roadblock is a task that only one person may perform.

In this Roadblock,

the All-Star teams will face the highest jump

in the history of "The Amazing Race."

They must step outside

and walk completely around the outer rim

of the observation deck.

Then using the world's highest permanent descender,

they must jump off the building and fall feet

to the street below.

Once they're back on solid ground,

they'll receive their next clue.

- Can you do it? I know, I think you'd be better.

- Okay.

- You want me to do it?

- Yeah, you're like an adrenaline junkie.

- You wanna do this?

- Yes. - All right.

- Do I keep all my clothes on?

- Yeah, keep all your clothes on

unless you wanna take 'em all off.

- Mr. Hey madness. You are gonna love this.

- [Danny] Yes, I do love it.

- A short sleeves for you guys are long sleeves for me.

Better, better.

- [Danielle] Taxi! Where do we get a taxi!

- [Eric] Taxi over Here.

Macau Tower.

Yield ahead.

We're not really worried about getting yielded again.

You already got yielded once, but with any luck,

one of the other teams got there

and we're able to yield the Blondes.

[dramatic suspenseful music]

- Go walk around the whole thing and then come back here?

Okay, which way do I walk?

This way?

It's a little slick out here.

- Oh my god.

- I'm really glad I'm not going first, honestly.

- I think this is more of a mind test than anything else.

It's all in the head.

- I'm feeling for her right now.

Come on.

[dramatic music]

- Oh, this is incredible.

- Oh my gosh, I'm scared for them.

Oh, I'm scared. - Oh my god.

- [Charla] All right, ready.

Wow. The wind is blowing me.

It's pushing me away.

Oh my goodness. This is crazy!

- [Mirna] Come on, Charla! Whoo!

- I have never, ever done anything like this

in my whole entire life.

And honestly, I can't believe I'm doing this.

- This is safe, right? - It's safe, yeah.

- Safe to jump out of the, off the building, right?

- Be with her.

- Oh, here we go.

Is it okay that it's this windy?

- You have to jump. - Yeah.

- Straight off of there, okay.

- Feet first? - Yeah.

- Okay. Go?

Do I go?

- She's gonna do it. She's gonna do it.

[Kandice screaming] [dramatic music]

- This is amazing!

- Yes!

[Kandice screaming]

- I know, she's booking it. [screaming]

- You're done! You're so! [both screaming]

You did it! Was it okay?

- Yeah, it was cool.

- Did you love it?

- Thought I was gonna crap my pants.

- Travel by taxi to Lou Lim Ioc Garden.

- [Phil] Teams must now travel by taxi to this place.

Lou Lim Ioc Garden.

Once here, they'll search this lush Chinese garden

for their next clue.

- Oh my gosh. - All right. Let's do this.

Bye. We'll see ya.

[dramatic music]

- [Dustin] There's Danielle and Eric.

- [Eric] So there's, they're right there.

- Oh my gosh. - I'm so glad that's over.

That was- - I am too. I am too.

- When we got here, the Blondes got here.

We offered to Yield-

- For money. - For money.

- Oh, we would've given you money.

- I know, we were desperate

and honestly, we didn't even want to use our Yield,

but it was a decision that we made.

- I was definitely disappointed.

Oswald and Danny made the deal with the Beauty Queens.

It's like making a deal with the devil.

- Hey, hey, hey!

It's a Roadblock, you can do it.

- I don't think I wanna do it.

I'm a little nervous.

- [Eric] There's a Yield ahead.

- [Danielle] Maybe the Blondes are yielded.

- With any luck, we can make up some ground.

Okay. Please.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music continues] [elevator bell dings]

Oh! Not yielded again.

- What? - Yeah.

- [Danielle] Danny and Ozzie.

- You guys are pieces of [censored].

- Wow.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

We got yielded again, which is ridiculous.

Why did they yield us? - Because they suck.

Hey Danny! I got something for ya!

- We were desperate, honestly, this morning

because we didn't have any money.

But having done it doesn't make me feel good.

But it was in the spirit of the game.

- It's probably really hard for Eric and Danielle

to see the sign.

I can't even imagine.

- 'Cause they're already leaving late.

- They already have a penalty. - Yeah.

- [Oswald] He's gonna do it now.

- This is crazy. Let's go! [screaming]

[dramatic music]

- Whoa!

[Danny screaming]

- [Oswald] He's like a little bug.

[Danny screaming]

- You should have done this. - I know. I know.

Congratulations. - You should have done it.

- Danny, the jumping bean.

[Danny laughs]

- [Danny] Thank you.

- Travel by taxi to the Lou Lim Ioc garden.

Oh, it's a good thing we have money.

- Yes. Let's go.

There's a taxi.

There's no way to explain to Danielle and Eric,

what our consequences were for yielding them.

It was a bad karma versus no money,

but we could have been eliminated this leg.

- Hurry up.

I was so angry that Oswald and Danny yielded us.

You start out trusting everybody

for the most part a little bit.

Then you see things come out in people that you don't like.

So I have no respect for Danny and Oswald anymore.

[dramatic music]

- Very, very, very excited.

- Come on, Charla!

- This is a lot scarier than I thought so.

- Go! [Charla screaming]

[dramatic music] [Charla screaming]

So scary when you just drop yourself off the edge.

That first step just jumping off the edge.

It was like. [screaming]

Thank you. - Oh, great. Thank you.

Travel by taxi to Lou Lim Ioc Garden.

- I'm ready. - Let's go. Right here.

- [Charla] Do you know where Lou Lim Garden.

- Lim, yeah. - Okay.

- Oswald told me what happened.

He said they had no money and they felt desperate.

And when they arrived there,

the Beauty Queens obviously convinced them to use the Yield

on Eric and Danielle.

It's gonna motivate them.

That's the problem. - Uh-huh.

- [Mirna] People just don't realize

sometimes the Yield backfires on you.

- [Kandice] We need to look for this, hon.

- Lou Lim Ioc Garden and we're searching for our next clue.

- Lou Lim Ioc? - No.

[driver speaking in foreign language]

- [Kandice] We got a bad taxi. Dang it.

- We're relaxed in a sense that we're focused.

It shouldn't be confused with being lax

and not having a competitive spirit.

- [Kandice] Come on taxis. Where are you?

- There's another taxi. - Taxi!

This is really frustrating. - Horrible.

You need to go to this place.

- Get in. - Okay.

[dramatic music]

- Wait for it.

- [Both] Wait for it.

- All right, go.

I'm gonna kick down Danny and Oswald's face

when I see 'em.

- [Danielle] Stupid Yield!

- This is really kind of freaky. I'm not gonna lie to you.

I could die.

- [Danielle] That's scary. That's crazy high.

- Wait, this thing's all on here good?

- We woke up this morning and we're like,

this is the start of maybe our last leg

on the race, you know?

And that's scary.

- Oh, whoo!

Oh, this is pretty cool.

[Danielle laughs]

Whoo-hoo-hoo! That was cool.

I'm glad I'm alive.

Travel by taxi the Lou Lim Ioc Gardens. Taxi!

Gotta keep racing and hopefully we can catch up.

when I feel like the pressure's on,

I'm just trying to get things done

that make back some time that we've lost.

I'm so pissed about the Yield.

Danny and Oswald were cowards.

[dramatic music]

- Had we not made the deal that we made with the Blondes,

we would've run out of money.

Perhaps wouldn't make the end of the leg.

- The goal as of now is to try to be calm.

- With our drivers.

- And collected with our drivers,

our directions, and our tasks.

- You know where the garden is?

- Yes, yes. - Okay.

[dramatic music]

- [Danny] Hurry, hurry.

- Okay, I wonder if you could go more quickly.

- Wish the guy would drive a little faster.

- Is it here? - Yes.

- [Danny] Oh, this is absolutely gorgeous.

- [Oswald] Too bad we can't stay and smell the roses.

There it is.

Noodle or Dragon.

- In this Detour, teams have to choose

between two traditions of Macau.

The choice, Noodle or Dragon.

In Noodle, teams make their way nearly two miles

to the second floor of this building

and choose a noodle making station.

They must use traditional methods

to flatten the dough and then cut it,

making two bundles of noodles.

In dragon, teams make their way nearly one mile

to this warehouse.

Once here, they must choose a dragon head and a drum

and carry these awkward items three quarters of a mile

through the streets of Macau to this dock

and find these dragon boats.

When they attach their dragon head

to the one boat that matches

and hand their drum over to the coxswain,

they'll receive their next clue.

- We're gonna do the Dragon.

- [Danny] Done that before.

- We had experience of dragon challenging during our season.

- Don't you feel silly? - No.

We figured this could be fun. This could be easy.

- Taxi! Taxi!

Thank you so much. - That's where we need to go.

Okay.

[dramatic music]

- Lim Ioc. - Yep, that's it.

- Okay. - We're gonna come back.

Wow. This is beautiful.

Here we go. Ooh, it's a detour.

Dragon head sounds longer.

We're gonna make noodles.

We're going to the SNEF building.

I think this is up up our alley so.

- I do too.

We'll just pay really close attention and just don't panic.

Just work efficiently and quickly and.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- [Driver] Lou Lim Ioc Garden.

- Wait here. Beautiful garden.

There it is.

- Let's do the noodles. - Okay.

It's right there on your right.

- [Mirna] I see it!

- [Racers] Do you know where it is?

- [Charla] Okay, good. Fast, fast.

- What is he looking for?

I'm not gonna get frustrated

because I get frustrated then I'm never gonna get this.

This is [speaking in foreign language]. No, no, no.

- [Danielle] Thank you.

- [Eric] Let's go.

[Danielle squeals]

Get up! You're fine.

Come on, gimpy. You're wasting time.

- [Danielle] I'm gonna punch you.

- Here it is. Detour.

We gotta find a taxi.

We're doing the noodles.

Hopefully, we can get this done fast.

- Noodles, that's my favorite thing.

- Are you lost?

God grant me the patience to withstand the things

I cannot change and the intelligence to hide the body

of this man once I'm done k*lling him.

[dramatic music]

- There it is. Here we go.

Thank you.

Okay, let's do it.

Oh my gosh. Are you serious? - Shut up.

- This is fun.

So he's flattening it really flat.

- Okay, good.

Keep it going.

Ride the pony.

- Yeah. - Come on.

Bounce, bounce, bounce.

- Let me get out for a second, Danny.

Let me see where we are.

[speaking in foreign language] There's the boats.

He brought us to the end. Not the beginning.

We need to go to the dragon head and drum.

The detour has two addresses.

Where the detour begins and where the detour ends.

He doesn't read English.

So obviously we go to the end of the detour

instead of the beginning.

- [Danny] Can't believe he doesn't know this.

- [Oswald] Okay. Wait, let me ask this guy.

[driver speaking in foreign language]

- You know now? - Yes.

- Grab that. Come on.

- Oh my God. I'm gonna k*ll him.

Right now, we're in a deep, deep valley

with no light, no sun, no water.

Nothing.

- Oh no, there's plenty of water.

[dramatic music]

- Is that good?

- Okay. - Yeah.

- [Dustin] Ready to roll.

- Keep it coming. - Okay.

Now what?

- Cut. Let's watch, real skinny.

You wanna do it? - I'll try, yeah.

- He kind of does a forward motion.

- Like, like this? - Yeah.

[dramatic music]

- Oh, there it is. Come on.

- Shake it up and we just put him in bundles.

- He just kind of wraps it up? - Wraps it.

Kind of like this.

- Yeah, I think. - Why are they laughing?

- Okay. Let's go ask him.

Is this good?

- It's too think. That's problem.

We have to reroll it.

How can we make these skinnier?

I mean, it's like... - sh**t.

Let's hurry up.

- We cook all the time with our moms.

- Ah! - Ah, stretch it out.

Stretch it out. - Okay.

- [Kandice] All right, Dustin, we gotta fly.

[dramatic music]

- [Oswald] Here. Okay.

- [Danny] Oh, here they are.

I carry the head. You carry the drum.

- [Oswald] Take them on foot to Nam Van Lake.

Go to the lake.

Where's the lake, the water? Where?

I'm gonna k*ll him.

- Okay, let's go. I know how to get there.

- Okay.

Follow us. - Go back to the lake.

- [Oswald] He's gonna follow us.

- Walk faster, please. - I'm coming.

[dramatic music]

- Come on.

I saw Charla in mirror and out of the corner of eye

and it just looks like some crazy movie.

They're making us laugh and we just had to do our thing.

Is that good? - Can we cut it?

- Hold the dough while I'm doing it so it stretches.

- [Charla] Okay.

- Thin than that? - Yeah.

- Hope we've see other teams at noodle factory

and they're all sucking at 'em.

We can get it done quickly.

- Hold one end while I'm stretching the other. Hold it down.

Get out of the way and let me do it!

- Okay, let's go. Is this good?

It's okay?

Thank you!

- Oh, they gave them the clue. We need to hurry up.

- Find a Mini Moke to receive your next clue.

- [Phil] Teams must now travel by taxi one mile

to this street and figure out that the Mini Moke

they're looking for is one of these small cars.

They'll choose a Mini Moke to retrieve their next clue.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Let's do it.

Dusty, you coming? - Yeah.

- [Eric] Okay, where are we at?

- Tell him the address again.

- Okay. - Thank you.

- Okay. - Find the road.

- Here's a taxi. There's people in there though.

It's Eric and Danielle.

- There's the girls.

- [Dustin] They're not far behind us. Oh.

- [Eric] Thanks. Let's go.

- [Danielle] Let's go.

- Can you move your leg?

- Hey guys. - Hey.

- [Eric] Did the blonde girls just do this?

- [Charla] Yeah.

[dramatic music]

- You're not doing anything by holding that. Pull the stuff.

- Leave it on the floor. Leave it on the floor.

We're getting- - Okay.

- Go, put flour. Careful, careful.

Don't tear it, Dani.

- I know, I'm not tearing it. - Don't pull it.

Just wanna get this done and k*ll Danny and Oswald.

- Yeah, like that. Thicker, perfect.

Okay. Not too thin.

- That's good. - All right, cut it.

Little pieces. Very, very, very thin.

All right, let's show 'em two bundles.

- Nice. - Good.

- No.

- Charla, I had it so thin. Why?

You kept telling me to cut it thick.

- Look at this bundle.

Just look at this bundle. Okay.

- You say no. - There's are too thick.

I think we can b*at them.

- Good job. I was cutting it thin, good job.

Make it thicker.

- [Danielle] That looks good. That looks good.

- Two bundles. - Two bundles.

- Do it thick. Do it thick.

I'm asking you to observe while I'm doing something,

to be helpful.

[dramatic music]

- [Oswald] Danny, where are you going?

- I'm trying to cut across

to go back towards the lake where we were at.

- [Oswald] I'm listening to you.

You don't have to yell at this way.

- [Danny] We have to go this way.

Crime. Doesn't seem to trust me.

- I trust you implicitly.

- Okay. - I'm following you.

- But you keep saying you don't know where we're going.

- I don't know where we're going.

Do you know?

- Let's see.

- [Danielle] Okay.

- Good? - Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

- High five. - Thank you. Thank you.

- Thank you. - That's ridiculous.

That is so ridiculous.

- Once there, find the Mini Moke to receive your next clue.

- Eric and Danielle just finished the detour

and we're still here.

It would be helpful if one partner just observed

and got the right observations,

so the other partner doesn't have to k*ll themselves.

- Yeah, I guess so.

- Taxi!

- [Danielle] Just get in it, Eric, 'cause we're in a hurry.

- Thank you, sir.

We just left the detour,

Charla and Mirna are still there making up a lot of time.

But how much? I don't know.

- [Oswald] This does not feel right.

How could we be so lost?

- [Danny] Where's our taxi?

- [Oswald] I don't know.

This has been kind of ordeal and a half.

- [Danny] Just focus. We gotta get this done.

We've wasted a lot of time.

Okay. It's time to ask.

- [Oswald] Yeah.

- [Danny] Where's the bay, water, for the boats?

- I don't know. - You don't know

where the water is.

- [Oswald] I don't know what to do.

- Nam Van Lake. - Sorry, I don't know.

- [Danny] How do you not know your lake is?

- [Oswald] Oh my god.

You told me you knew exactly where we were going.

And guess what?

'Cause you didn't know where the hell you were going.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

I dunno what to do.

- Nam Van Lake? - Sorry, I don't know.

- [Danny] Look, here's our taxi.

- [Oswald] Where do we go?

- [Danny] Where the boats? We need to take this there.

- Water, water.

That way. Thank you.

- This is insane.

I think we pick the hardest one to do.

- [Danny] You think?

- [Dustin] Hope we can find whatever this is quick.

- Oh, a Mini Moke? - Mm.

- I think we're in second right now.

I think Oz and Danny did the other task.

So there's no telling where they are.

- Mini Moke, okay. - Oh, is this it?

- Yeah. - Okay. Let's check that.

Oh, look at these little things.

It's like a little mini Barbie car.

- Drive yourself to the island of Taipa

and find the next Pit Stop.

- [Phil] Teams must now drive themselves five miles

to the island of Taipa and find this place,

Triho de Taipa Pequena .

Perched on the edge of a hill, overlooking Macau,

this park is the Pit Stop for this leg of the race.

The last team to check in here may be eliminated.

- [Kandice] Okay, I've never driven this kind of car before,

so I'm gonna need a little practice.

- [Dustin] Okay.

- [Kandice] Okay. That's the gas.

- You got it. - That's not so bad. Okay.

- You got it.

- [Kandice] So let's just look for signs.

- [Eric] We definitely made up some ground.

- Yeah, the girls aren't that far ahead of us.

- The girls aren't that far ahead of us.

We've already caught and passed Charla and Mirna.

I really just hope that they don't get that done.

I hope they mess up again.

- Okay? - Okay.

- [Charla] Please don't go too thin this time.

Last time you told me to make him half an inch thick.

- Okay. Yeah, all right.

- Do you think that was a good idea, in hindsight?

- I understand we did it wrong,

but I thought that was the thickness.

- But when you look at the guy cutting it,

he's cutting it so thin.

I don't know how you could interpret that

to be like a half an inch thick.

Obviously it was wrong.

So just accept it and move on.

- I don't know what- - Just accept it and move on.

- It was wrong. Whatever.

We're not all perfect like some people.

- [Mirna] This looks like two bundles.

Okay, let's show. Good looking bundles.

Okay, good.

You like? - He likes.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Once there find a Mini Moke to receive your next clue.

We have to get out of here as quick as possible.

We have to go to this place.

[dramatic music]

- Danny, this is hell. This is hell.

A while ago when we left the place with a dragon,

you told me you knew exactly where we were going.

And guess what? We're still walking.

- How can you not remember, this is not.

Okay, is this? We drove through here.

Made turn here.

We went to the, to the place where we jumped.

- Right? - That's where the lake is.

How can you not remember that? - I don't remember it.

- [Danny] No kidding.

We went the long way around, that's all.

- [Oswald] Okay.

- [Kandice] Wanna ask At this gas station?

- [Dustin] Yes.

- Hi, there. We're trying to get to the island of Taipa.

Can we follow you there, please?

- Please, please. - Please.

- Okay. You will follow me. - Okay.

- Yes! Thank you. - Thank you.

- [Dustin] All right. Okay, follow the green jacket.

[dramatic music]

- We're still in this. We're good.

- Okay.

- This way. This is a Mini Moke?

Last may be eliminated. We gotta go.

- Let's go follow him.

- Sir, we need to go to this place.

We're gonna follow you in our car.

We're gonna follow behind you. Okay?

- Good. - Okay.

- Follow a taxi driver to the Pit Stop right now.

Hopefully, we don't have any problems getting there.

- This is so ridiculous.

Okay. This is the lake.

- Where's the boat? Where we were at?

- There it is. - Okay. You show us.

Okay, the head of the dragon has to fit

into the right boat.

[dramatic music]

No. Of course it's gonna be the last one.

[dramatic suspenseful music]

[all cheering] [all applauding]

- [Oswald] Give them the damn drum.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Travel by taxi to Rua de Silva Mendes.

This is going to be very easy for you.

- [Driver] Thank you.

- You can find, you can reach Chinese, right?

Please. Let's go there.

[dramatic music]

- [Kandice] This is a scary drive.

Feel like it's, like, gonna fall apart.

Check it out.

- This is the Taipa Island. - Thank you.

Thank you.

- This thing's pretty fun as long as it doesn't die.

It's a reverse stick shift.

I think some of the other teams are gonna have a lot

of trouble with it.

So that's actually makes me happy.

- I just hope we get to the Pit Stop fast.

We're marked for elimination.

- Okay, it's here. - Okay.

- There, it is. It's this thing.

Drive yourselves to the island of Taipa

and find the next Pit Stop.

Do you know where this place is?

- Taipa? - Yeah, this place.

Your car go, our car go behind you.

- I see. - And we go to that address.

- Okay. - Okay.

- [Mirna] Let's go, baby. There's a brake somewhere.

- [Charla] The brake is on the floor over there.

- That's not the brake.

Can you drive the car today for us, please?

It would be so nice. - Sure.

- The seat comes really forward. Do you want to try it?

- [Charla] No, go right ahead.

- Did you take the time to try to learn stick?

- Oh, oh, uh-oh. Oh my gosh. - Oh my god.

- [Mirna] I don't really, I can't do this.

- [Charla] Watch out. There's a lot of people behind us.

I'm gonna have a heart att*ck. We're gonna die.

- [Mirna] I don't know how to drive this car.

It doesn't go in a gear.

- [Charla] Okay.

[car horns blaring]

- [Mirna] I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.

God help me.

[engine roaring] [car horns blaring]

It's in reverse but it's not going. I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

- [Oswald] I'm reading the names as we go so.

Okay, we're in the vicinity.

We think it's possible for us to catch up.

- I'm scared for my life.

What if the car comes on top of me?

We need to reverse the car back.

[car horns blaring]

I don't wanna die.

[dramatic music]

- [Mirna] It doesn't work. Move it to the side of the road.

Okay, okay. Wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait, come. Come, come!

[dramatic suspenseful music]

- Okay, go. - Okay, we need to follow him.

Oh my gosh.

It would be so helpful, one day, if you could drive the car.

- We are. - There's your clue, dude.

- Oh, where? - Get the pink one.

- Drive yourselves to the island of Taipa. We follow you.

- We follow you in the car. This is where I die.

- It looks like we're gonna take the road off

towards the mountain.

We wanna go that way. - Yeah.

[car horn beeping]

- [Eric] Excuse me. I need help.

Trilho da Taipa.

- Go straight? - Okay.

- [Danielle] It's not easy getting around here at all.

- Hope this is right. - I hope so too.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic suspenseful music]

- Welcome to Macau, China.

- [Both] Thank you,

- Dustin and Kandice, you're team number one.

- Whoo! - We're one?

- Are you kidding?

- Yes you are team number one.

- That's so good. - Oh my god.

- All right, well, guys, I have some good news for you.

As the winners of this leg of the race.

You have each one a brand new wave runner.

- Oh, that's so cool!

We paid Danny and Oz for their word

that they would yield Danielle and Eric.

- And they did. - They did.

- [Phil] They did.

- They could have used it on us.

So it was like paying not to be yielded.

And at the same time, paying for an extra little lead.

- And look at that, it's worked.

- [Dustin] Good job.

- [Danielle] Taipa, it's over here.

- [Eric] Where do we go?

There it is. It's up here.

We got a half an hour. [Danielle groans]

Come on. Are you tired?

[dramatic music]

- Eric and Danielle, you're the second team to arrive,

however, you've incurred a minute penalty on this leg.

You'll need to wait it out before I can check you in.

- Thanks, Phil.

We're second team.

- Yeah, I know. - You have two teams.

Danny and Oz and Charla and Mirna.

[dramatic suspenseful music]

- Trying to get to a Pit Stop. - Yay, Taipa.

- [Mirna] We're going the right way so far.

- [Danielle] You're making me nervous.

- Oh, what? It doesn't matter what I do right now.

I just hope and hope and hope so bad

that they don't get here.

- I gotta tell you,

I'm a little concerned about this little vehicle.

- [Oswald] Just follow the taxi.

- Taipa, that's where we're going.

Honey, I'm praying back here. Don't worry.

- Far as I'm concerned, everybody can go to hell.

- Seriously.

- Hopefully, I really hope that it half an hour passes.

- Please, God.

- [Eric] These teams just don't deserve it.

They're all sneaky and backstabbers.

[dramatic music]

- You guys smoked this leg. - You guys are quick.

- We got yielded.

[dramatic music]

- Here's the story. - What happened?

- Okay.

- Danny and Oz-

- [Both] Came up to us.

- They said we have no money.

- And we're like, okay, we'll give you money

and yield somebody else but us.

- You use your Yield.

- Right. - That's what we said to them.

- Those guys suck. - That was like a great thing.

- I'm so pissed.

Honestly, I just, I wanna- - He's so mad.

- I wanna throw them off this roof. I swear to you.

- We feel somewhat responsible 'cause we gave them money.

- I feel you guys, too.

[dramatic music]

- [Danny] Is this where we're going?

- [Oswald] Well, we're close, Danny.

- Are you for real?

- Where, where?

Is it there? - No, no, it's straight.

- [yelps] What is he doing?

- [Oswald] I think we're here.

Let's see. Okay.

- Here? - Where is it?

Where here?

- [Driver] You can walk.

- Phil, where are you?

[dramatic music]

- Park here. Park here.

Two cars right there.

Mirna, come on.

[dramatic music]

- Charla and Mirna, you are team number two.

- Oh. - Two.

- Because these guys are still waiting out their penalty.

- Oh, good job. - It's better.

- Even better. - Thank god.

- [Charla] I'm a little happier now.

- Now this is an exercise course.

So this is not it.

Not in the right place.

- This is Taipa Grande. We have to go to Taipa Pequena.

Okay. Other side.

Let's try the other side, Danny.

- [Danielle] How much longer do we have?

- We have like minutes. - minutes.

- Yes. Don't even get excited.

'Cause in four minutes, they're gonna show up.

- Please, please, god. Please, god.

Please, god. Please, god.

Please, god.

- [Oswald] Do you know where we're going?

- [Danny] Yes.

[dramatic music]

- Pequena. - Pequena . Yes, yes.

[dramatic music]

- [Eric] I see there's a car.

- [Danielle] Don't even tell me that.

- [Danny] We're almost there now.

- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

- Please. Please, god.

[dramatic music]

Please, how much longer?

- Okay, Eric and Danielle, you can come in.

I can check you in now.

- Can we come in? - Go on the mat?

[both laughing]

- Eric and Danielle?

- Yes, Phil.

- You are now officially team number three.

- Thank god. - Congratulations.

- [Eric] Thank you.

- You're still in "The Amazing Race."

- Thank you. - Thank god.

- A time penalty, you were yielded and you've come

- Twice! - From the back of the pack.

- We right now feel so good.

We're so lucky to even be standing here right now

after everything we've been through.

- This has been nonstop craziness

and I'm just so happy. - Oh my gosh.

- To be in the Top Three.

- The rest of my hair's gonna fall out.

I need to get like double Propecia or something.

I'm not used to being an underdog.

And I really feel like Danielle and I are the underdogs.

- We are.

- [Eric] Because we've been through hell.

- Nobody has gone through half things we've gone through

and we're still in it.

- Oh, look at all these cars. - Yep.

[gentle music]

- [Danny] Hello.

- Welcome to Macau, China.

- Thank you.

- Oswald and Danny, you are the last team to arrive.

- We tried. - We did try.

- But there is some good news.

- [Oswald] Okay.

- This is the last non-elimination leg

and you are still in the race.

- Wow. - That's lovely.

- Saved by the bell. We're happy, we're just tired.

- Just very tired.

- There is some bad news.

You guys are marked for elimination.

You need to arrive at the next Pit Stop first,

otherwise you will incur a minute penalty.

- Yes.

- And if you are in last place after that penalty,

you will be eliminated.

Now you didn't make one particular team very happy today

with the Yield.

- [Oswald] Yes, we didn't.

- I think that there probably,

they got a few words to say you guys.

- You know what?

We are accountable for our actions.

We did what we had to do given the situation that we had.

Today was a day where karma bit Oswald and Danny in the ass.

- Quite hard, I might add.

- It was not our proudest moment.

- [Danny] No.

- Using that Yield that we never intended to use.

Money is the root of all evil.

- Danny and Oswald, like, totally stabbed us in the back.

Well, I have no respect for those two.

- Teams are holding nothing back now.

And I think even more on this next leg,

everyone's just gonna be fighting their hearts out.

- We're gonna make it to the final three if it kills us.

- We have the abilities to win a million bucks.

We just gotta concentrate, focus and haul ass.

- At the end of the day, we will win it.

[dramatic music]

- [Phil] Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode.

Next week on "The Amazing Race."

- Humanitarian effort here we come.

- [Phil] Charla and Mirna team up

with the United States Air Force

to pull off a heroic relief mission.

- [Charla] This is the best thing I've ever done in my life!

- [Mirna] I feel like "Top g*n."

- I don't know what I'm doing.

- [Phil] And Danielle reaches the breaking point

during the Roadblock.

- [Danielle] I want to stop doing this right now. I'm done.

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