15x08 - We're Not Meant for the Swamp

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15x08 - We're Not Meant for the Swamp

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- [Phil] Previously on The Amazing Race.

Five teams raced to Stockholm, Sweden.

On the confusing streets of Stockholm,

Gary and Matt got turned around.

Turn left, we gotta hit'

[speaking foreign language]

- [Phil] Driving them into last place.

- So we're back where we started.

- [Gary] Holy smokes.

- [Phil] As other teams blasted ahead.

[dynamite explodes]

[guys cheering]

Then at the roadblock in the first Amazing Race

switch back task.

- I can't do this anymore.

- [Phil] Megan lost control.

- [Dan] He's a moron.

- [Phil] While Dan lost his cool.

- Stop doing that.

- Stop Dan, stop.

- [Phil] But later felt regret.

- I was being such a jerk yelling at him,

and there's no reason to do that.

- The Globetrotters rolled into another first place finish.

- Flight Time and Big Easy,

you guys are team number one.

- Yeah baby!

[playful music]

- [Phil] In the end, Gary and Matt couldn't make up

the lost time,

you're the last team to arrive,

but we're spared elimination.

The good news is this is a non elimination leg.

- Yes.

- Sometime in the next leg of the race,

there will be a speed bump.

- This guy never gives up.

- Five teams remain,

who will be eliminated next.

["Amazing Race" Theme music]

[music continues]

- This is Stockholm Sweden, the birthplace of dynamite,

the Nobel Peace Prize and super group ABBA.

And on the outskirts of the city, Bogs Gard farm.

This quiet country farm was the eighth pit stop

in a race around the world.

Teams arrived here at the end of the last leg

for a mandatory rest period.

The five teams waiting here,

have no idea what's in store for them.

Flight Time and Big Easy arrived first.

[playful music]

And were awarded at vacation of a lifetime from Travelocity.

- What you got, what you got?

- [Big Easy] Turks and Caicos.

- Turks and Caicos.

- Nice resort, look at the beautiful water.

- [Flight Time] Look at the water.

I hope we have double beds.

- You better have double beds.

- [Phil] Flight Time and Big Easy.

- Yeah, baby.

- Will depart at : AM.

- Across the Baltic sea to Tallinn, Estonia.

- [Phil] Teams must now travel miles by ferry

across the Baltic sea to the city of Tallinn, Estonia.

Once there, teams must figure out how to open this door

to the building of Mustpeade,

the secret layer of the Brotherhood of the Blackheads,

where they'll find their next clue.

- Let's go.

- [Big Easy] So where we catch ferry at?

- [Flight Time] I'm thinking downtown Stockholm.

I mean, at this point in the race,

every team that has made it this far deserves to be here.

Sam and Dan, they run a good race, but anything can happen.

- The brothers are arguing with everything they're doing.

That's why we wanted to push ahead right now,

and get some separation from those guys.

'Cause they're a tough team.

- Wanna ask one of these guys right here?

Tallinn, Estonia, and we need to take the ferry.

We follow you in the car?

- Of course.

- [Big Easy] That was a good job of gettin' somebody

to take us on the rest of the way.

- I guess this it.

Right here, right here.

There it is.

Oh there is a sign right there for Tallinn.

- [Big Easy] What time?

- It don't say.

You hit the button?

- [Big Easy] Yep.

- [Attendant] Hello?

- What time is the first ferry to Tallinn?

- Yes, the next boat.

: in the afternoon.

- That's :?

- So you mean like a long time from now?

- [Attendant] Yes.

- And that's the only boat all day?

- [Attendant] Yes.

- [Big Easy] So much for our lead.

- Tallinn, Estonia.

Use these keys to open the door to your next clue.

- All right, girl.

Let's do it.

You got a lot of keys?

Ah.

Yeah, we'll just try and pull over our car

and work your magic.

I think I see some people up here.

- Cheyne and I kind of struggled last leg to make decisions.

And our goal is just to now stay at the top,

and it's just getting so close to the end.

It's like these teams that you've always worked with

in the past, it's, you can't really work with them.

- Well, there's a taxi.

I'm gonna cut 'em off.

[horn honking]

Jump out, jump out.

- [Meghan] Hi.

We have to take a fairy to Tallinn, Estonia.

Where would we catch that fairy?

- [Cheyne] If you could write the directions,

that would be great.

Okay. Thank you so much, sir.

Good job, baby.

- Get it baby.

Tallinn, Estonia.

- [Ericka] Gimme.

- Let's do it. - Come on.

- [Brian] A fairy terminal.

We're really not concerned that we haven't won a leg.

You know, during Miss America,

Ericka didn't win any preliminaries the whole time.

And she brought home a crown.

And the only leg that matters, is that final leg.

I need to ask you a question.

Can you pull over?

We did this yesterday.

It's like lassoing taxis.

It's kind of a fun little sport.

I need to find the ferry to Tallinn.

- [Driver] Follow me.

- Okay. We'll follow you.

- [Ericka] Thank you. - Thank you.

Good thing we're following him.

'Cause I would've went straight.

- [Sam] Oh gosh.

- Oh sh**t, Tallinn, Estonia.

- Estonia?

Estonia.

Let's do it.

- Those keys, how many were there?

- There's like .

- [Dan] ?

- Yeah there's keys on here.

I think the last leg really kind of put our bickering

into perspective.

We shouldn't waste our time fighting about stupid things

and yelling at each other.

That's a huge conflict for us.

Let's just go to Stockholm.

- You think?

- Tallinn, here it is, Tallinn.

- [Ericka] Yes.

- [Brian] Ferry to Tallin, nice.

- [Ericka] Awesome.

- [Brian] The Globetrotters are right there.

- [Ericka] Look at their shoe.

- [Brian] They sleeping?

- This must be it. Parking terminal.

Good. Look for a Mercedes, and parking spots.

There's Ericka and Brian.

- [Brian] Look, I think that's Meghan and Cheyne.

- [Ericka] Yeah.

- We caught up to 'em.

- [Ericka] Fan flippin' 'tastic.

- Is that Herb and Big Easy in their car?

There they are. They're sleeping in their car.

- [Flight Time] We're all gonna be on the same boat

at : PM.

- : PM.

- Oh hell no.

- [Brian] Cheyne, : PM.

- [Cheyne] No way?

- [Ericka] Yes Way.

- You've gotta be kidding me.

- Caution, speed bump ahead buddy.

- All right, let's do it.

Coming into this race.

It was a concern of mine that Matt would see my flaws.

Because I didn't wanna let him down.

It's kind of a relief that he's been seeing

some of the flaws and still accepting me as his father.

At this point, we gotta do what we gotta do

to get through this.

- Do you see where we need to go?

- I think we're better off taking this down in.

- Okay.

- One, two.

I see two Mercedes Benzs'.

Okay, Let's do this.

- Talllink. I bet that's where we're going.

- [Brian] Oh, here comes Sam and Dan.

- Oh, there's the Globetrotters.

There's the Globetrotters.

- Sam and Dan, they shouldn't have been acting

the way they were acting.

- Stop doing that.

- Shut up.

- Can't be flippin' birds and cussing each other.

- The ideal ending would be for us to end first,

and the Globetrotters to get eliminated.

- We feel like we should be ahead of them.

You know, once we get on the map.

- Here it is.

- [Gary] Tallink.

Is this a ferry to Tallinn?

- [Agent] Yeah but it leaves at :.

- [Gary] :.

- [Agent] That's correct, sir.

- All right, let's go see if we can find

anyone else around here.

[dramatic music]

We are on a ferry ride. It's a pretty big ferry.

It's about hours hours.

- [Gary] Across the Baltic sea.

This ship may have saved our race life

here for a little while, 'cause we gotta,

we caught up to everybody.

- Cool, where are the beds?

Awesome.

- All right, baby.

- This is gonna be funny.

- Bye Sweden.

[dramatic music]

- We gotta be on our game tomorrow.

We gotta speed bump.

It's do or die.

It's not a pretty place to be in.

You've got to be serious.

- I threw on the black headband again,

just to show 'em that we mean business,

and we're not gonna go down without a fight.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

- We're looking pretty good right now.

Everybody's up here ready to go.

[dramatic music]

- [Matt] Yes, yes, yes.

- [Sam] Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.

- [Dan] Let's go, go, go, go.

- Come on, come on.

Come on, Meghan.

- [Meghan] I'm trying.

- [Sam] Oh my gosh, this thing is long.

- [Ericka] This is a run.

- [Brian] It's a long run.

- [Big Easy] Y'all getting tired, huh?

we still joggin'.

Getting off the boat, I was telling the other teams,

come on y'all, don't y'all y'all getting tired on me.

We always want every team to know that we're right there.

'Cause they might wanna say we gotta b*at the globetrotters.

- Let's go man.

Ferry right here, come on Meghan.

- Do you know where Mustpeade is?

Okay. As fast as you can, we're in a race.

- [Sam] Mustpeade?

- [Dan] Fast, we're in a race.

- b*at that car.

- b*at that car yeah.

b*at that car, we're in a race.

- [Gary] Taxi, taxi.

- [Flight Time] Get that one.

Get that one.

- Tell 'em where we're going.

- [Ericka] I need to get to Mustpeade?

- [Driver] Mustpeade, yeah.

- [Ericka] Yes, yes, yes.

Very quickly please.

- [Brian] Hey, we may be taxi number one outta here.

- [Ericka] No, we're not.

Meghan and Cheyne are gone.

- We're good.

- [Gary] Fast, it's a race.

- [Matt] We gotta find this place, Mustpeade.

- [Driver] Mustpeade, yeah.

- [Big Easy] Yeah.

- [Flight Time] Let's go, let's go.

- So we're gonna get as close as possible

and then run to the location.

- Let's go, baby, let's go.

- [Driver] I have to stop here.

- [Meghan] So where do we go?

- , , .

- [Meghan] Third house on the left?

- [Cheyne] That's it.

- Hurry Cheyne, that's the brother team there.

- Go down here.

- [Meghan] Right here.

- [Cheyne] There it is.

- [Sam] There it is.

- Here it is, here it is.

That's the speed bump.

That's not us.

- Use these keys to open the door to your next clue.

What's in there, Cheyne?

- [Cheyne] Try that.

- [Meghan] Hurry, hurry before anyone sees us.

Just try every one, go through 'em systematically.

- [Big Easy] Right there?

- It's the yellow house.

- Perfect.

Let's do it.

- [Meghan] Here comes other teams.

[alarm sounds]

- It opened.

- [Sam] Go go go, hurry, hurry.

Close it.

- [Meghan] Close it, close it.

- [Gary] Right there at the green door there.

We're going that green.

- Right here?

- Yeah.

- [Ericka] Right here, right here, right here.

- Roadblock.

- Roadblock.

[brotherhood chanting]

- [Phil] The Brotherhood of the Blackheads

is a secret society of merchants

that has existed in Estonia for at least years.

Teams must now face a roadblock where one person

will join the ranks of the brotherhood,

to uncover a mystery.

Teams must descend into the seller and find a candelabra

with a room number attached.

Then they must locate that room,

where they'll be given what appears to be a blank scroll.

What they need to figure out,

is that if they hold the scroll over the lighted candle,

it will reveal their next clue.

- Who can solve the medieval mystery.

- Wanna do it? Come on, decide?

- Sure.

- Okay.

- All right, come on bud.

- Baby you can do it, come on.

Go, go, go, go.

[flute playing]

- [Sam] Descend to cellar where you may choose a candelabra.

[swords clanging]

[dramatic music]

- [Sam] Your candelabra should lead you

to a special room.

- [Dan] Number .

- We had a little stamp on our candelabra

that said a room number.

, thank you.

All right hey, let's light them.

- Hey, all these rooms are open.

You wanna just go through 'em.

- [Ericka] Hurry, hurry.

- Let's go buddy.

- [Brian] Come on, come on, let's go.

- [Matt] Oh, we got a speed bump.

- Here it is.

It is time to sweat the small stuff.

- Having been saved from elimination

at the end of the last leg,

Gary and Matt have now hit a speed bump.

An extra task that only they must complete.

First, they must find this Saunabuss.

Strip down and take a five minute sauna

with a group of locals.

Once they've sweated it out,

they'll be able to continue on the race,

with the hope of making up for lost time.

- Take a five minute sauna. All right.

- Yay.

- Where's the Saunabuss?

- Couple teams in front of us.

- [Gary] What is a Saunabuss?

- I have no idea what a Saunabuss is.

- All right, they're on their way to their speed bump,

we gotta a hurry.

- [Brian] Yeah, I know.

- [Gary] Do you know what a Saunabuss is?

Saunabuss?

- It's down that way.

- [Gary] Can you show us?

- [Matt] All right thank you.

- [Gary] Thank you.

What the hell is a Saunabuss?

- That's the bathroom dude.

- , could it be up?

- [Sam] Should we go back up?

- [Dan] We've checked everything down here.

We need to find a number on our candelabra.

- [Sam] These all have numbers on 'em.

- [Dan] Sam, I think this has gotta be the area.

- Nothing.

- Keep trying babe.

[alarm sounds]

- Yes, yes, yes, yes.

- Let's go, let's go.

- Who can solve a medieval mystery?

- You do it. - I'll do it.

- You do it.

- Who can solve a medieval mystery?

- You got it.

- All right.

- You got it.

- Follow the music.

- Concentrate on what you doing.

Let's get ahead baby.

[light music]

- Along a table, there were these medieval men

who were having quite the conversation slash feast.

There it is. Come on.

So the candelabra said .

- The number that was on my lamp was .

- [Ericka] It will lead you to a special room

where you will find your scroll.

Looking for a special room.

- [Matt] Saunabuss, right there.

Cheers.

- [Gary] Cheers.

All right, clothes go there.

Okay, let's go.

Hi.

- [Matt] Hello.

My family's from Finland.

We all have saunas.

- My great-grandmother was born in Finland

and my heritage is Finish from my mother's side.

- You go into Northern Minnesota it's a sauna.

- And we love the sauna. This is perfect for us, so.

[dramatic music]

- I don't see anything.

- The number that was on my lantern, which was ,

and I found the room which was upstairs.

And once I got in there, there was a guy standing there,

and he presented me with the scroll.

And I got into the room and I saw this little red piece of,

looked like a crayon, so immediately I turned the thing over

and I started scraping on it thinking that that was the way

I was gonna get the clue.

I proceeded to start scribbling and coloring

like I was in kindergarten.

- .

, yes. Yes.

I finally found the right room of mine and the scroll.

There was nothing written on it.

And, but I immediately thought, all we have is this candle.

So we gotta hold up to the light.

- The sauna's wonderful.

Hey, there's nothing funner

than sitting in a Saunabuss in Estonia.

- There was a very attractive young lady sitting next to me.

Tall, blonde, it was nice.

- It was different.

I even know a song about the sauna.

[singing in Finnish]

Something like that.

- Let's see, does this say?

Going up the stairs, I found room .

Walked in and it was a beautiful, empty ballroom.

So when I found the scroll,

I unraveled it to find that there was nothing on it.

Oh sh**t.

- Gotta keep scrubbing 'til it comes out.

I don't see anything.

- , yes?

Thank you very much.

How do you red this thing?

I'm tryin' to hold some light up to it.

How do you read it?

- I see something in there.

Pikk Hermann Tower Garden.

Pikk Hermann Tower Garden.

- I can barely see it, but I can see it.

Pikk Hermann Tower,

I can't see this last word.

Pikk Herman Tower Garden.

- Yes.

- Where, where taxi.

[singing Finnish]

You know you could do this something Minnesota.

- Uh huh.

- And it'd probably go over really big.

You can make it like a party bus, with a sauna in the back.

- You need a keg fridge over in the corner though.

- Yeah.

[buzzer sounds]

- [Matt] We're done.

- Let's do it. Thank you so much.

Thank you. Nice meeting you.

- [Matt] We're in dead last.

Got a lot to make up.

[swords clanging]

- [Gary] There it is, there it is, there it is.

Let's go, baby.

- It's not going.

Try this one.

[alarm sounds]

Got it.

- Who can solve a medieval mystery?

- You're doing this one.

- All right.

- [Gary] Go for it, buddy.

- Ascend into the cellar

where you may choose a candelabra, candelabra.

[man laughs]

I have no idea what a candelabra is.

- Pikk Hermann Tower Garden?

- You have to go there.

- Okay, what does it look like?

Is it just a tower?

- It's the biggest tower.

- Okay biggest tower, okay.

- Let's go.

- I honestly have no idea how to do this.

Oh there it is, I can see something.

Pikk Hermann Tower Garden.

Got it.

- [Dan] Did you get it?

- [Sam] Yeah.

- [Dan] You got it.

Okay, good buddy.

Okay. Let's go.

- Put it over the actual fire,

and it didn't seem like it was doing anything.

There's a certain way you have to hold this thing.

I just started to move around the room and hold it up

into the light and I eventually figured it out.

D E N, I think I got it.

I got what it is,

it says Pikk Hermann Tower Garden.

- [Big Easy] Let's go, let's go.

Good job, baby.

- The whole time I thought just because I was coloring,

I was getting the message,

when actually I should've just kept it over the fire

and the whole thing probably would've came out.

- [Big Easy] You big-headed it.

- [Flight Time] Yeah.

I was walking around, looking crazy.

- I'm feeling a little frustrated right now

because I can't help him.

[all cheering]

- [Patron] That guy needs a drink.

- I have no idea what a candelabra is.

Are you a candelabra?

Can you lead me to a special room?

I don't freakin' get it.

Am I missing something?

[dramatic music]

I have no idea what a candelabra is.

Candelabra sounds like a candle.

The one in the middle of the freaking table.

, okay.

Then 's gonna be up.

Okay I got it now.

[dramatic music]

- The tower's behind this.

That's the tower.

- Brian.

- Oh, sweet, sweet, sweet.

- Oh.

- Let's go baby, come on.

Grab one, good job guys.

- Okay.

- Detour.

- [Phil] The Estonian countryside is scattered

with wild wetlands called bogs.

Here in this detour teams have to choose between,

serve, or sling.

In serve, teams slog in the bog to play a round a volleyball

against a local team.

Submerged deep in the mud,

they'll have to score five points to earn their next clue.

In sling, teams plant themselves in the mud,

and using a slingshot, fire assorted vegetables

at this moose target.

When they make a direct hit, the table below will collapse,

dumping a pile of cabbages on the ground,

along with their next clue.

- Where gonna do volleyball, we're gonna serve.

- I think you can score five.

Let's do serve.

- Let's do serve.

- We're gonna do serve.

- We're gonna do serve.

- Megan's played volleyball in high school.

And I played a little bit of beach volleyball.

So it was kind of right up our alley.

- Let's get outta here before the see us.

- Taxi. - Taxi.

- There's a taxi.

- [Brian] There's one right here.

- [Meghan] Taxi, taxi, taxi.

- [Brian] Tell him to call another one if you can.

- Okay, okay, okay.

- Brian, you're giving our taxi away?

- How's it going?

Can you call another taxi please?

- [Brian] Very fast.

- Tarsi Talu, outside the village of Keava?

- Wow, dude, you really just gave them the taxi.

- I didn't give it to em.

They saw it first.

- Are you serious, you saw it first.

- How about the other guys?

- [Brian] No.

- We just wanna go, we don't care about them.

Forget the other taxi.

Just forget the other taxi.

- Here we go.

I saw sort of like words on it,

and I thought it was like a rub.

Where you have to rub like a crayon or something

to see the message.

Maybe, is that working at all?

This was a mistake.

I'm trying to read it.

- Hey, hey, hey, taxi.

Tarsi Talu, Keava.

- My wonderful husband has a heart of gold,

is what just happened.

- No, babe.

- Just gave away our taxi.

- I didn't give it away.

I did not give it away.

- Brian, I'm gonna have to keep him in check,

because I'm more capable of being a dirty player than he is.

Yes.

[dramatic music]

- [Dan] Good job.

- [Sam] Check out this place, Dan.

This is awesome.

- [Dan] We gotta ask someone.

- [Sam] Hello, Pikk Hermann Tower Garden.

Go out, look at the, thank you.

- Let's go. Let's go.

- [Sam] Globetrotters are right behind us.

- [Dan] Go, go, go, go.

- Stay behind them.

We'll just run them down.

[swords clanging]

- The hidden scripture says Pik,

and it looks like H E R M A N, Herman Tower, it looks like.

Looks like it's me.

- [Gary] Got it.

- [Matt] I think, yeah.

Pikk Hermann Tower.

- [Gary] Let's go.

- [Matt] Everyone gone?

- [Gary] Yeah.

- Excuse me, where's the Pikk Hermann Tower?

- Yes, it is here.

- [Matt] We need to go here.

We got it, we got it, we got it.

- [Gary] Let's go.

[dramatic music]

- [Sam] This is it, man.

- [Dan] Yeah, I see it.

Good job.

- [Flight Time] Let's go over here,

go right in here, it's out here.

- Serve of sling.

Let's do the volleyball.

- Serve or sling.

- [Big Easy] We can spike on volleyball.

- [Dan] Taxi.

- [Sam] Taxi.

- Taxi, taxi, come on.

Somebody gotta give the Globetrotters a taxi.

We the Harlem Globetrotters.

- Taxi up here.

We're in a huge hurry. Is there any way-

- Can we take your cab please?

We're in a big race.

- [Sam] We're in a huge race.

- Come on, they gettin' one up there.

- Can we take yours,

and you guys wait for the next one, please.

- [Woman] I can't walk. I can't walk.

- I'm sorry.

- [Driver] Let's order you one.

- Globetrotters are right behind us.

- Go find your own way, gosh dang it.

- Is that a taxi?

- [Big Easy] Get it flight, get it flight.

- [Sam] No, he was calling for us.

He was calling for us.

- [Flight Time] We can go together.

You wanna go together?

- [Big Easy] Take it.

- Well, he did call for someone.

So we thought maybe that was the guy

he was like on the phone with.

- Let's go, he wasn't holding for y'all.

Good try though.

- All right, thank you.

- [Big Easy] Let's go.

Believe me, it was our taxi.

Like it was no way they could take it from us.

- They're not doing anything for themselves.

They're literally just following us.

It's just, it's just frustrating.

[dramatic music]

- This is it.

Excuse us.

- [Gary] We're right here.

- We need to go left to this church and cut left.

- [Gary] Here?

- [Matt] Yeah.

Excuse us.

Looks like it.

We gotta go to that tower thing right there.

- [Gary] right there?

- [Matt] Yeah, this is it.

How do we get in?

- [Gary] It's there.

- [Matt] Oh no, we gotta run back around.

- [Gary] Oh no.

[light music]

- If you wish you may perform your chosen detour

in your underwear.

I'm not gonna do it in my underwear.

- What if it's a nudist colony?

- Well then you're gonna have to get out another pair

of underwear, because today all the girl is wearing

is a pair of stringy thongs, and it's not gonna happen.

- I'll going in the underwear for fun.

For fun, I'm going in the underwear.

[dramatic music]

- Sam and Dan were actually at a taxi in front of us.

- Another taxi just happened to pull up,

we don't know for sure that was the same taxi guy.

- He was.

- We didn't know, so if we'd have got it before them,

they'd have been tough luck.

- The Globetrotters, I'm not a fan of them.

They've been the team the whole time that we've wanted out.

And it's frustrating to see them doing so well.

[dramatic music]

- [Matt] That's the tower.

- [Gary] How do we get into the tower?

- We gotta go up there.

- [Gary] Is this a tower?

Are you sure?

- [Matt] Yeah.

I'm positive it's the tower.

Let's go.

This door's open.

- [Gary] I don't think this is it.

- The sign on that tower said Pikk Hermann Tower.

- Did it?

- Yes.

- How do we get in it?

- I do not know.

- We're getting way behind.

- Yeah.

- Ah, geez.

This is nuts.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

- [Matt] Did we just miss something up here?

- [Gary] Where's our clue box.

- [Matt] There it is.

- [Gary] Where?

- [Matt] Right there.

Let's slingshot it.

- Let's slingshot it.

- [Matt] Here's a taxi.

- [Gary] Taxi.

- [Matt] Taxi.

We're going to Tarsi Talu.

- Okay.

- [Gary] All right, you know?

- We're in a race and we're behind.

- No problem.

- We're doing terrible today.

We're off our game big time.

[phone ringing]

[speaking foreign language]

- Slowly, go slowly.

Our taxi driver has a buddy.

He has one of the other teams in their cab.

We're telling him to tell the other guy,

to tell him to go slow.

- My one friend, a taxi driver.

Now he called me, I say I don't have time to show you how.

- [Cheyne] Thank you, thank you.

- [Meghan] Good, you tell him, yeah.

[dramatic music]

I think it must just be ahead.

- Yeah, it's gotta be.

[dramatic music]

- Those sticks look like something.

- [Cheyne] Parking, yeah, yeah, here we are.

This is it.

- Let's go Cheyne, come on, come on.

We gotta go.

- [Cheyne] I Think this is it.

- [Meghan] Just jump.

- [Cheyne] Be careful, babe.

[upbeat music]

You guys look great.

Be easy on us, okay?

It's mud volleyball.

- [Meghan] Yeah.

Here we go baby, ready?

As quick as we can, Cheyne.

Come on Cheyne, let's pick a team.

Who's the worst.

- [Cheyne] Pick one, just pick one.

- Who's the worst.

- [Cheyne] You two.

- [Meghan] You two, good.

Oh my God.

Oh my god, did not expect that.

I don't know if this is mud.

Woo.

- That's you.

- Woo.

- [Cheyne] Nice.

Yeah baby, nice hit girl.

Let it go, let it go.

Okay, that's alright.

- Two more.

Over. Okay.

This is tough. Come on baby.

- Well right now we put out jersey and our shorts on

so we can move a little better.

- We gotta get our game faces on.

- You can't give up hope on this, never.

It's the race and anything can happen.

So we're not giving up that we hit the mat today.

We don't want to go home.

- [Cheyne] You go, you go.

Nice, baby.

- [Meghan] Dang.

Two more.

Go easy on us.

Woo.

One more.

Come on, Cheyne.

Go easy on us, come on, come on.

- Tarsi was this way?

Tarsi, to the right.

I think this is it.

- [Sam] There's a taxi up there.

- There's a taxi up there.

One team is just right ahead of us, we caught up.

- [Big Easy] Gotta be Ericka and Brian.

- This is it.

- That's it.

- Everybody else is here already.

This sucks.

- You're good. Let's go.

- Where do we go, where do we go?

- [Brian] The marked path.

- [Sam] This just says follow the marked forest path.

There are no markings anywhere.

- [Meghan] Last one.

I got it.

Ah, good try.

Okay, we gotta get one.

Crap, crap.

- Mud is really tiring.

You go.

Yeah baby, nice try.

- This stuff is very difficult.

We just need one point.

- [Brian] We gotta go through the forest.

Marked path, come on.

- There is nothing mark.

It's the only thing that look like a path though.

- If it said marked,

it would have to be some type of marking.

Are we sure this is the right way guys?

This has no markings.

Dang it.

- Over, hit it over.

Woo.

- [Cheyne] Let's go baby.

- [Meghan] Nice job.

- Yeah.

- This stuff reeks.

- Yeah.

- Congratulations.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Run to the next pit stop

at the top of Keava Raba Overlook Tower.

- Teams must now trudge even further through the bog,

searching for the Keava Raba Overlook Tower.

Rising high above the vast marshlands,

it is the pit stop for this leg of the race.

The last team to check in here may be eliminated.

- Oh, there it is.

Oh I see it up there.

I already see it.

- Fine, let's go.

[dramatic music]

- Welcome, Keava, Estonia.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Meghan and Cheyne, you are team number one.

[both scream]

- Yeah, baby.

- Now I do have some good news for you.

- Yeah.

- You guys missed out on the Saunabuss.

That was the speed bump for this leg of the race.

You guys have won a red cedar sauna.

- Wow. - All right.

- Next goal, final three right?

You just wanna be there?

- Absolutely, that's been our goal the whole time,

is to make it to the final three.

'Cause you know, we've competed our whole lives,

but this is like, the ultimate stage for competition.

And I think it's perfect for us.

[dramatic music]

- Maybe we need go back out on the road more.

- Exactly.

- [Brian] Oh, I see it go.

I got one.

Let's do it babe.

- [Big Easy] Come on Flight.

How you feeling Flight, you all right?

- [Flight Time] Yeah, let's go.

- [Ericka] Come on baby, let's go.

Come on.

- We have to get it together.

There's no, no ifs, ands or butts about it, I mean.

This is elimination time, and we got pony up.

It's time the cowboy up, right?

Isn't that how they say it in Montana.

- Cowboy up.

- [Dan] Sam hurry.

- [Big Easy] Let's go, let's go, let's go.

- Oh my God.

- We figured that when they seen us two big tall,

black, good looking guys, athletic, coming up,

and they would immediately be intimidated.

- Whoa, some hottie Estonian guys.

- [Dan] Who's the worst?

You two right here.

You guys, come on.

Holy crap Dan loot at that, this is mud.

- Just calm down dude.

- Hey, we able to do this while they,

while they're going babe.

We can't do volleyball,

so we're gonna do this while we're waiting.

We got to the detour.

There were two other teams already doing the volleyball,

and only two can go at once.

So we were kind of forced to do the sling.

You had to put bog shoes on,

which are like almost snowshoes,

to go through the swamp land.

We must go right up to the hay bales, so.

They're standing right there waiting for us.

- It's a lot hard than what we thought it was gonna be.

'Cause we sunk like all the way down to our knees in mud.

- Gosh, what is this stuff?

- [Flight Time] Actually, I was kind of happy

to see the mud, because going into the mud

both teams are at a disadvantage.

- Let's do it baby.

- [Ericka] Hi.

- Hi.

- [Brian] We sh**t the moose?

Yeah go.

Dude.

Good, good, close, close.

- We can b*at all these teams, come on.

- Come on baby.

Be good to us.

- [Dan] Go, go, go.

That's horrible.

Let's go. Let's go.

- [Flight Time] Get that one. Get that one.

- [Big Easy] Oh man.

- Hey.

- Oh no.

Damn it's in.

- [Dan] Sam, come on.

- [Sam] This is so ridiculous.

- Let's go baby, go.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

- [Big Easy] Come on baby, there you go.

- [Sam] What the hell?

- We have no idea where any other teams are.

They could be lost somewhere.

They could be there.

This is our hope, is to catch up at a detour.

- Come on baby, there you go.

- [Big Easy] Here we go.

- Oh man.

- Oh man.

Big Easy, hold on, hold on.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

- [Big Easy] I'm stuck.

- [Flight Time] Please, just move.

- [Big Easy] I'm stuck dawg.

What do yo want me to do?

- It's harder than it looks.

Go Big Easy.

- [Dan] Sam, you gotta hit it up.

- [Sam] This is taking for ever.

- [Dan] Sam, shut up.

- [Flight Time] Big Easy.

Big Easy, hold on, hold on.

- [Big Easy] One time I was stuck.

- And I'm like please, just please move from there, please.

- And he was like move, move.

And I was like, I can't, I'm stuck.

I'm stuck.

- [Flight Time] Please just move.

- [Big Easy] I'm stuck, dawg.

- [Flight Time] Why move.

That's great, my man.

- [Big Easy] come on.

The ball came directly to me.

So it was perfect that I didn't move.

Jump up baby.

How y'all doing, you okay?

If you need a rest just hit into the net, okay.

I was just saying, hey, I wanna be fair.

- [Dan] Volleyball's a fun sport, we both enjoy playing it.

- Definitely very tough because if it was out of arms reach,

you're not gonna get to it because you can't move your legs.

- [Dan] Yeah.

Good job.

- I never actually played real competitive volleyball.

No matter what, it was fun to play in the mud.

- [Dan] Go, go, go.

- [Flight Time] Big Easy.

There you go.

Good job, that's good.

- Out.

- Out.

- [Ericka] Come on, we can do this baby.

- Damn it.

Oh baby, good sh*t, good sh*t, almost.

- Oh, you're too heavy.

- Ah, sh**t.

- [Brian] Okay.

- [Sam] You got it, you got it just like that.

Yes.

Yeah good job, woo hoo.

- [Flight Time] That's what I'm talking about.

- [Big Easy] One more.

- Oh, man, I'm gonna get it babe.

- I'm gonna get it first.

A lot more respect for David and Goliath.

[dramatic music]

- Come on Sam, we need one more.

Get it over.

- [Sam] Gosh dang.

- [Big Easy] One more.

- [Flight Time] Get that one, get that one.

- [Big Easy] Good job, baby.

Come on baby. There you go.

Let's get outta here baby.

- Run to the next pit stop.

- Oh, didn't hit, but it was a good one.

- [Big Easy] We're about to get 'em, we about to get 'em.

- [Flight Time] All right, let's go.

- [Ericka] Let's go.

- But they're breaking in my slingshot.

- [Dan] Hit it over.

Yes, go, go, go

- [Dan] Sam, come on.

- It's over there, dude.

It's over there, dude.

- No that's not it.

- Yes it is, yes it is.

Come on.

Yes it is.

- The Globetrotters are going the wrong way.

- [Big Easy] Wait, wait, wait.

- [Flight Time] Turn around. We're going the wrong way.

- Oh man.

- [Big Easy] Oh, damn.

Here we go.

- [Dan] Go go.

- We gotta go.

- [Dan] Oh I see it.

- Can't gonna be they outrun us.

Catch up with 'em.

- [Flight Time] How do you feel?

Let's go get 'em.

- [Dan] Faster, faster.

- [Flight Time] Hold up Big Easy.

- [Big Easy] That's messed up.

Are you okay?

- [Flight Time] It's all good.

- [Phil] Come on up guys, come on up.

- You all right?

- I'm good, I'm good.

[dramatic music]

- Welcome to Keava, Estonia.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Sam and Dan, you are team number two.

Flight time, Big Easy,

that would make you team number three.

Congratulations, you're still in the race.

- Thank you.

- Big Easy has a look on his face

like he wants to kick some butt right now.

All right, so was there some elbow play going on guys?

Not all we-

- [Phil] What happened?

- We were running, he came behind me

trying to push me that way.

That's when we both fell down.

- We didn't know, that the elbow and the physical stuff

was in play.

Now we know it is in play, so.

- I don't see how I could have turned around and hit him.

We were running, he came beside me,

and that's when he fell.

And then I fell.

It is what it is, you know, I'm , .

So we gonna do what we gotta do.

- If they have this big vengeance that they wanna seek out,

because they think that we wronged them.

What are they planning on doing?

Like punching us, pushing us over.

- If this was the final leg,

I think we would have to run through the guys.

[dramatic music]

- Right there.

Stop, stop, stop, stop.

- [Gary] Let's go.

This is do or die.

- Damn it.

Oh.

- [Gary] Let's go.

- [Matt] There it is, there it is, there it is.

- I think I've almost got it.

Yes.

- Woo hoo.

- Yes.

- Go get it.

- Here it is.

Hurry, last team to check in man be eliminated, come on.

- Okay.

- It's right there, I see it.

[dramatic music]

- Welcome to Keava, Estonia.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Do you know if you're last or not?

- No.

Completely, no.

Oh.

- Well I'm gonna put you outta your misery.

You are team number four,

Woo hoo hoo.

- Yeah, baby, absolutely.

- Oh yes.

Yes, thank you.

- Just so focused now.

This is the most focused we've been in

since we've started this race.

- I'm so excited.

- And we are determined to get in that top three,

and I think we can do it.

- We gotta be in that top three.

- [Gary] We came on this with the number one goal

is to have fun.

We're gonna race as hard as we could,

for as long as we could.

And I think we did that.

I think we accomplished that.

And to be able to spend this one on one time together

has been, been priceless.

- [Matt] Let's go to the sh**ting range, dad.

Just the experiences we shared on this thing,

and the things we've done, I mean.

- To be sh**ting radishes at a moose target

standing in bog shoes.

It's just. It's pretty crazy.

- [Matt] Yeah.

- I think this could be it buddy.

- Welcome to Keava, Estonia.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Gary and Matt, you're the last team to arrive.

I'm sorry to tell you,

you have both been eliminated from the race.

- We figured.

- You fought hard.

- Just didn't have our a game today.

We messed up a couple places,

but hey, this was-

- It's been an adventure.

- It has been.

- Did you get what you wanted out of this?

- That and more. - Yeah.

- I mean you can't put a price on this experience,

and being able to spend the time we have together,

and it's been great.

I mean, we'll take this for many, many years.

- What have you learned about your son?

- There's been many times when I just had to release things

to him on this race, and he definitely stepped up big time.

And it was fun, it was a ball.

- [Phil] You proud of him?

- Oh man, big time.

Super, super proud of this guy.

- It's quite emotional for you.

- It is, and I don't do this, but,

you know it's a long race and, but it's been good.

- I never wanna see another candelabra in my lifetime.

- I love you buddy.

And I accept you just the way you are.

- Thanks.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

- [Phil] Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode.

Next week on The Amazing Race.

in the city of Prague, Flight Time serenades.

♪ Big Easy

- [Phil] And Sam and Dan get sneaky.

- [Brian] Ericka, the brothers are trying to steal our taxi.

- Don't you dare.

It was a dirty move.

It's go time.

And I'm going for the jugular.

[dramatic music]

[theme music]
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