11x09 - A King Who Liked To Sing!

[bunniefuu]

[gasps] Hi, I'm Simon,
and welcome to The Wiggles World.

[The Wiggles singing theme song]
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♪ Waa-waa-waa ♪

♪ It's a world for everyone
Here at Wiggles World ♪

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[funky music playing]

♪ James is my name
I love music and food ♪

♪ I'm the Wiggle Town
Cool restaurant dude ♪

♪ It's fun to eat and dance and sing ♪

♪ At Le James Café, we groove that thang ♪

♪ Best food in town they say ♪

♪ Eat on down at Le James Café ♪

♪ Come for a snack
And for dinner you'll stay ♪

♪ Eat on down at Le James Café ♪

♪ Pull up a chair, we welcome you ♪

♪ Eat on down at Le James Café ♪

♪ The daily special
That's the thing we do ♪

[music ends]

Hello there!

I remember you.

I'm James, and I've made a secret treat.

Can you guess what's on the menu
at Le James Café?

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Paul our special waiter
He's got his gobble on ♪

♪ He can't fly so well
But, oh man, he sure can run ♪

♪ He's giving us a clue today
About the special treat ♪

♪ If you want a hint, my friends
Just look at his feet ♪

Hmm. Now, Paul is wearing an outfit
that reminds me of some sort of bird.

A budgie? No, no.

A magpie?

Hmm, I don't think so.

-Any ideas?
-[Wags barks]

Ah, it's a good guess, Wags, but no.

Well, how about you, dear friends?
I mean, what do you think?

Yes, indeed. James said "gobble-gobble."

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Turkey?

Yeah, a big, beautiful turkey.

Simon and Wags, you've done it again.

You've guessed
what the chef has prepared for you.

It's turkey day at Le James Café.

[bright piano music playing]

♪ Entrez, s'il vous plait ♪

♪ Nothing like a roast
It warms you to the core ♪

♪ A big plate of turkey
You'll be coming back for more ♪

Paul the Dancing Waiter,

we'd love some turkey over here
if you don't mind.

Would you mind serving Wags and I
a delicious turkey dinner?

Gobble-gobble!

♪ Would you like potatoes?
Gravy on the top? ♪

♪ We call it
Le James' Turkey with the lot ♪

Well, friends, in honor
of this beautiful turkey dish,

let's dance to "Turkey in the Straw."

Haw-haw-haw!

[guitar music playing]

Come on, everybody. Do the turkey dance.

♪ Flap your wings ♪

♪ And scratch, scratch, scratch ♪

♪ Well, you flap your wings ♪

♪ And you scratch, scratch, scratch ♪

Well, you did that so well,
but come on, let's do it faster.

Are you ready?

[music plays faster]

♪ Flap your wings ♪

♪ And you scratch, scratch, scratch ♪

♪ Flap your wings ♪

♪ And you scratch, scratch, scratch ♪

♪ Now you kick your legs ♪

♪ Kick your legs ♪

♪ As we dance to the tune called
"Turkey in the Straw" ♪

Yoo-hoo!

Wiggles?

If we dance for a long time with stops
for food, sleep, and the toilet,

we can set a world record.

Yay!

Okay, Anto, please turn the wireless radio
to a station that plays dance music.

[static]

[dance music playing]

Remember, Wiggles, we have to keep dancing
for a long time to set the record.

Gee whiz, Wiggles.

It feels like
we've been dancing for years.

Lachy, do you think
we've set the record yet?

I think we need to keep dancing
a little longer, Emma.

Lachy, I'm not sure if I can keep dancing
for too much more.

I have to go practice
Wagner's Ring Cycle opera soon.

Just a few more years, Simon,

with breaks for drinks, food,
toilet, and sleep.

My hair will be even grayer by then,

but if it means setting a record,
let's keep dancing.

Oh… Okay, Wiggles, just ten more seconds

and we get to set
a world record for dance.

Oh, okay. Let's count down. Ready?

Ten, nine, eight, seven,

six, five, four,

three, two, one!

Yes!

[lisps] Wiggles, for thirty years
of dancing, here is your trophy!

Thanks, Hebat.

Wiggles, a world record.

Beauty, mate!

[clapping]

[applause]

[Lachy] Everybody, can you try this?

If you're able to, can you stand up,
just on the ground next to Mom or Dad.

-You can put your two heels together…
-Right.

-Your feet in the shape of a little V.
-A "V."

Now, try this. All you have to do
is jump with your feet

and clap with your hands, like this.

Jump, clap. Jump and clap. Good!

Everybody, try it.

Jump and clap.

Everybody, that looks fantastic.

Let's try it again
with some Irish dancing.

[lively Irish music playing]

♪ I'll tell me ma when I get home
The boys won't leave the girls alone ♪

♪ I'll tell me ma they stole me comb
But that's all right till I get home ♪

♪ She is handsome, she is pretty
She is the belle of Belfast city ♪

♪ She is a-courting one, two, three
Please, could you tell me, who is she? ♪

♪ Albert Mooney says he loves her
All the boys are fighting for her ♪

♪ Knock at the door
They're ringing the bell ♪

♪ Saying, "Oh, my true love
Are you well?" ♪

♪ Out she comes as white as snow
Rings on her fingers, bells on her toes ♪

♪ Old Jenny Murray says she'll die ♪

♪ If she doesn't get the fella
With the roving eye ♪

Everybody, clap your hands!

♪ Let the wind and the rain
And the hail blow high ♪

♪ And the snow come tumbling
From the sky ♪

♪ She's as sweet as apple pie
She'll get her own right by and by ♪

♪ When she gets a lad of her own
She won't tell her ma till she gets home ♪

♪ Let them all come as they will
For it's Albert Mooney she loves still ♪

♪ I tell me ma when I get home
The boys won't leave the girls alone ♪

♪ I tell me ma they stole me comb
But that's all right till I get home ♪

♪ She is handsome, she is pretty
She is the belle of Belfast city ♪

♪ She is a-courting one, two, three
Please, would you tell me, who is she? ♪

♪ Albert Mooney says he loves her
All the boys are fighting for her ♪

♪ Knock at the door
They're ringing the bell ♪

♪ Saying, "Oh, my true love
Are you well?" ♪

♪ Out she comes as white as snow
Rings on her fingers, bells on her toes ♪

♪ Old Jenny Murray says she'll die ♪

♪ If she doesn't get the fella
With the roving eye ♪

♪ Let them all come as they will
For it's Albert Mooney she loves still ♪

Oh, give yourselves a really big clap.
That was great Irish dancing.

And clap your hands, everyone.

[Simon] Irish dancing.

[theme song music playing]

[The Wiggles] ♪ Wiggles! ♪

[music ends]