02x55 - Stop That Chicken!

[bunniefuu]

hey hey well here's a come and read

between the Lions

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being att*cked by lions oh I scared

myself just one of my favorite old

chicken Jane's from when I was a cub

just learning to read still cr*ck me up

looks like the corner has been chewed

yup I really really loved this one yeah

can I read it chicken James you easy for

me now we're sure fun with chicken Jane

and the pond look doc look there is a

rock yes Scott yes

let us hop onto the rock Oh God oh we're

on top of the rock let us hop on the

rock top Scott look doc look

chicken James is writing the letters yes

oh stop stop stop got any sevens my

fellow Patriot nay

Go Fish Paul Revere Oh a chicken in a

very different style of illustration am

i dad which way did she go I don't know

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I'm on the center yes yes indeed ease

few steps no I'll shake a chicken

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nothing to see here folks we're just

looking for a chicken who can write who

blew out a book it's just a very normal

day here at the library nothing to see

here

normal day stop

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if you can to show

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forward with the sort o o single

building psychic

drumroll half happy

hop hop hop hopping hopped Harbor

grasshopper

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[Laughter]

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dumb monkey pop-up feeder

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it's where lucky music keeps on rocking

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now the word doctor with dr. Ruth word

homer hello

here's dr. Ruth with another word that's

tired of being what it is and once to

change isn't that right yes okay

don't sweat it I can help you I'll do

anything that the Ruth okay send your

first letter the letter H away my first

letter I can okay then you can stay hot

change is up to you hmm

okay I'll do it very good now

meet your new first letter the letter n

okay you were once hot but now you are

not I'm not

thank you dr. Ruth you're welcome

mmm not bad

it's time to get your mouth moving with

Fred and the friends a B I owe you a

very bad bit papa

whoo you gotta get your mouth moving

back buddy BAM you gotta get your mouth

grooving sad buddy Sam you gotta get

your mouth get your mouth get your mouth

get your mouth get your mouth moving

time to chant you gotta get your mouth

moving Ready Set you gotta get your

mouth grooving don't forget it you gotta

get your mouth get your mouth your mouth

get your mouth get your mouth moving are

you best

some folks creams they say they think

that it just is but hold on tight you

know you got a right to take your mouth

out for a spin poverty pep up it first

band zappity zap a just jam

Italy Diddley Papa Bop zip zap him

charlie chop ya some folks fuzz they

just won't budge they sit there like a

lump but I say bum well there's the rub

you gotta get up a make him out job you

gotta get your mouth poppin don't just

stop you gotta get your chops hoppin

tail is true you gotta get your mouth

get your mouth get your mouth get your

mouth get your mouse bumpin

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like looking for a needle in a haystack

oh she's in these history books

somewhere I just know it colonial

America oh she's definitely in here

somewhere that knows no do you have any

sevens the pole is trying to tell us

something talk to this a chicken who

writes b e el el t o w e ah el bell - ow

tower bell tower bell tower - signal

lights in the bell tower that one if by

land and two if by sea the British are

coming

I must warn every man woman and child

the bridges are coming the British are

coming

Thank You chicken Jane

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oh she's up there in fairytales come on

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Andy you would say I'm surprised if you

can open up your eyes

Oh Sleeping Beauty Oh chica Jane has

entered a book entitled living Beauty a

fairy tale featuring an attractive but

unconscious princess I'm hopelessly in

love with her but she's out cold

nothing could you please just

cock-a-doodle-do or something what's

this

a chicken who writes this okay 800 kiss

why did I not think of that about town

let's go

Thank You tokens gotcha chicken Jenkins

a thermal reading and replaying path of

trajectories she flew in to cook a lot

like me by male stupid

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I'm hungry that alley

my lunchbox misled by a fox but this

story as well he replaced that with hell

now he's feasting on bagels and lox

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but-but-but-but robot robot robot at

right

art hot

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wake up wake up wake up this isn't camp

copper copper no this is volume boot

camp

now sewed off soldier how many times

have I told you

pillows in a footlocker Oh state your

long and short charge oh it's my long

sound ah it's my short sound sir

the MPS come and escort you to the break

your leather cuff between 1:00 and Nana

TV sound sir word not sir you got it but

he picks up another prisoner and let her

cuffs him to the right flank it's an e

who is not talking what's the drill

soldiers no sir right

make a note private all not bad now

let's go make some words fool

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Gwaine here once again at blending

fields where two brave knights and armor

will charge together at high speed I

make a word competing today we have sir

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called excellent fatzke wings work for

today I sit as Gwen said you don't have

to holler little dudes so I'll see you

next time

all right wait word quaint word five

more Oh pitiful come on you little

monkeys I'll put some life into it and

a-one and a-two and a-one two three

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I went to a party with nine other words

the others all joined him as

they attended the words we're all parts

on the table

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so bad we got

when you're spot-on

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I said my name's I know one shortly

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many letters for me

no big words are a b*mb

normos too long

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yeah I'm so glad we've got up

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little words

oh I was Lively now back to the lesson

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five more

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stop

oh we're back hi

now jellied Han is such a simple recipe

and I just love cooking with the short e

sound don't you you'll need 10 gallons

berry jelly 27 red bell peppers and one

hand oh here's our hand now I just love

cooking with a farm-fresh bird you

according to my calculations when Lionel

Betts the cookbook chicken Jane will be

expelled toward the north wall we will

all then execute our mousse we rehearsed

sending her back into her own book and

an approximate 45-degree angle is

everyone prepared just a nice easy swing

son we're trying to rescue her not hit

her out of the park okay coach tree yeah

I wonder what's happening to her in

there

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what have we here a chicken oh right ah

extra special let's see why jelly jelly

a look the jelly is on chicken Jane okay

is not on me

Thank You chicken Jane oh and now we are

ready to flop the hem into the hot pot I

just love cooking with the short o sound

don't you of course it is an illustrated

chicken I assure you that no real

animals were harmed in the making of

this dish

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in their end we are not in the pond

thank you Liana what kind of adventures

could one little chicken have you never

know Lionel

hey clay look I'm on top yeah

hey clay look now he's uh yeah me too

okay let's do it again and don't

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what's that Lionel oh that Leona is a

lug nut a kid who gets wild about

reading gets wild about learning be a

designated reader lug nut

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