04x70 - Dance in Smarty Pants!

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Cubs are wonderful in that video one

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I feel a flashback coming on huh

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that's a dramatic device it takes you

back in time to buy a ticket just go

with it Leona feel the time w*r

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Artie smartypants is oh dear aren't

smartypants that's me thank you from me

Lionel hmm

and thank you from her

Leona Oh for letting us dance in your

dance in smart pants music video

it was aboard leather is a bombastic and

I am

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you know that really was one fantastic

flashback was pretty good too Wow here

we go again fantastic fantastic party

smartypants wants our parents to dance

in smartypants okay to put your dance in

smartypants on videotape at 5:00 Leona

you've got a big problem a big problem

we know how to dance in smartypants but

mom and dad don't know it's not we can

teach them out of dancin smartypants of

course we can't teach them Oh Leona

you're a genius

yeah I can't that pretty smart for a

little cub

whoo Oh dancing smarty pants

yeah right dance

Oh dancing smarty pants you silly bird

pants yeah right Oh dances smarty pants

you're silly birds pants

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and now it's time for plays word word

to Wayne here once again at blending

fields where two brave knights and armor

will charge together her at high speed I

make a word competing today we have sir

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bad excellent that's good for today

fantastic Hey look hmm mm-hmm

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Oh down eh ah and ah ha ha and hands

high-five poetry corner

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this and this is mr. Al Franken he will

read today's poem take it thanks mommy a

funny word by Norman Styles underpants

there I said it

underpants there I said it again that

word isn't funny when you cut it in half

under pants but those two words together

sure make me laugh underpants let's let

slant slant slant slant

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and

hands stamp stamp stamp stamp stamp

oh and be sure hot for us and Artie

smartypants his new music video

television are you okey dokey mom dad

time for your first class Wow

today you're going to learn how to dance

in smartypants well I didn't know there

was a how did dancing in smartypants mom

there's a how-to everything now

everybody knows that the greatest dancer

in smartypants is already smarty pants

excuse me could you tell me who the

greatest dancer in smartypants is well

that BRD smartypants the greatest

teacher of dancing in smartypants is

Constantin Stanislavski Leona if you'll

do the honors please the stannis Bansky

method by Constantin Stanislavski oh

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right now not to each other to me don't

do you okay

hmm step one put on the smarty pants put

it on the smarty pants very good teacher

Lionel

ah thanks Leona I try

I'm sorry Lyle can you speak up I've got

a pair of pants on my head no that's not

funny

come on guys take them off taking pants

off head now put them on right putting

them on right oh these pants kind of put

me in the mood

shudders I thought you'd never ask yeah

hmm sorry Lionel but these pants got it

ass or in smarty Caroline smarty England

smart de France no makes no difference

where you are you will be a snappy stop

if you step and smarty pants like this

do the rubber Steffie rubber stamp and

smarty pants dancing what about do the

shuddhi booky booky stop encouraging

them oh I've got another having a little

fun is that what you think this is about

having fun yeah

you know we'll have time for fun mommy's

going to be here soon and you're going

to have to learn to dance for the video

and if you don't learn how to do it

right everyone who see this going to

laugh at you

is that right yes no please I'm begging

you please please please please let's

stop having fun and get to work and yet

don't do it for me at least do it for RT

smarty pants

so you think Artie wants us to stop

having fun while we work

yes I do I do well okay then let's ask

Artie a scardy mmm-hmm he's here in the

library a very bad bad fiber fan

somebody zap zap zap a jam you gotta get

your mouse moving eat that sketch you

gotta catch your mouth groovin just like

that you gotta get your mouth to get

your mouth get your mouth get your mouth

get your mouth moving it's where is it

the following preview has been approved

for all readers by the short a

Association of America

fresh from its highly acclaimed

appearance in the word dance in the

Ardea smartypants music video dance in

smartypants ballet returns in flat

americana marriage ledyba stars classic

tale the sad death

you've our a a sound when the dad says

it's been very bad and winter dances

everyone is met very men and with the

taxes I'm very safe take the chicken out

of the house take the chickens out of

the house

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and in the surprise happy ending with

that dances in the sad dad also story

Bruno Kirby and Demi Dillon the vowel

hail and sound also appears daily in

other words and stories that predators

consult your local librarian teacher

parent Guardian avala professional

sad

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stack welcome back to the National World

Cup championship riding star Tiger Woods

is now a poaching of the team he must

write the word stack this could be

tricky for tiger

there's the blend at the beginning

followed by the a sound than the sound

at the end stack stack if he makes this

word he will win a stack of flapjacks

title is selecting the right tool it's a

blue pencil an interesting choice he

stands at the tee and wow just look at

that stroke he writes a perfect s in

front of that T making the brownest the

first sounds in the word stack let's see

what Tiger does next

look at that perfect CK combination

making the sound the last sound in the

word stack Tiger is now just one letter

away from those flapjacks he looks

confident he raises that blue pencil and

writes and I oh what a setback for Tiger

the letter I mixed the sound

spelling the word stick Tiger doesn't

like the way that word looks one bit but

it's not over yet folks he's going back

to his pencil case and he's pulling out

a big pink eraser he erases the eye

picks up his blue pencil yet again and

writes yes a beautiful a which makes the

sound making the word stop

Tiger Woods has done it again he loses

the championship and a stack of white

cats

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hi what's cooking today Cleo

hello what's cooking today Theo is

tackled and paddled hamburger patty

yummy one put on the hard hat

on to tackle hamburger one what - none

of the back wheel Walt whoa amber yeah

tackled hmm three pedals hamburger until

it is flat paddle hmm fabulous paddling

my hands of love paddle whoo remember

her Palin flat for put flat hamburger

patty in a pan and cook for half an hour

foot flat hamburger patty in a pan and

cook

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dance well where is he I don't see

already smartypants anywhere neither do

I and he's hard to miss yeah he's in

that book yeah Artie's in this book yep

the book is called no dancing it's based

on a folktale and it was written by

Artie smartypants once there was a king

who didn't want anyone to have fun

because he believed you couldn't have

fun and get your work done at the same

time to make sure no one had fun and got

their work done he passed a law the law

said no fun no fun no fun to remind the

people of the Lord the King made no fun

signs to hang around the kingdom no fun

making hats no fun feeding cats

no fun baking tarts

no fun building carts no fun training

ponies no fun making balloons no fun

making no fun science as a matter of

fact then one day a knight named Sir RT

smartypants came to the kingdom sir RZ

said what to do my best defense the king

said I order you not to dance because

dancing is fun I will obey you mr. king

person and that's that's my smart

depends dance which goes a little

something like this

before the king could stop him Sir Artie

showed the King the dance he said he was

not going to dance soon everyone in the

kingdom including the king could not

stop themselves from dancing along they

danced making hats they danced feeding

cats they danced baking tarts they

danced building carts

they dance training ponies they danced

me King Polonius and they had a lot of

fun as a matter of fact the King saw

that everyone made more hats fed more

cats makes more tarts builds more carts

trained more ponies made more Bologna's

so the kid changed the law the law now

said have fun and they had fun while

they worked so so step one nosey nosey

nosey gonna teach you a brand new day

you can do it with your mother you can

do it with your brother

your uncle's or your hands

that's very very spunky you can do it

with a monkey or a full

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it really doesn't matter if you're

skinny or your friend or your practice

just put on this Bundy record and some

trousers that's our code and

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dear Artie thank you for putting our

parents in your video my sister and I

are your biggest your most gigantic

Titanic fans isn't Titanic a boat that

sinks well yeah but it also means huge

ok love Lionel and Leona

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get a

child wild about reading and you get a

child wild about learning be a

designated reader that's me what about

loony wow that's me getting wild about

reading once upon a time

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