05x75 - The Golden Meaty Awards

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hey now hey Wow here's a come and read

between the lion

very

thank you very much thank you you're too

kind no no really shouldn't I can feel

your love thank you so much oh okay then

no I I know that in a lot of other

awards shows the host does a great big

beautiful opening number but I'm not

gonna do the award for the best

performance by an animated kazoo playing

we live in a music video about the words

that begin with the letter R accompanied

by a rocket our route and the guitar

playing robot - and the winner is whoo

had to be very tough picking a winner in

this category

I don't think so I've only ever seen one

kazoo playing rooster in a music video

like that it's the rooster in rocket

doodle-doo and the golden meat he goes

to the rooster drag daughter

guitar

absolutely incredible performance best

kazoo solo I've ever heard

rooster Oh buddy come on up here to

accept your golden meeting what's it oh

that's too bad

um I'm afraid we've got some bad news

folks

the rooster overslept and missed his

plane I guess I'll just have to keep his

tasty golden meaty wreck right here on

my table for safekeeping oh I hope we

could keep it over here no no no no no

no that that won't be necessary they're

uh they're fine right here okay moving

right along the next award is for the

stormiest performance by a cop and a

rock music video about words that have

the go P sound in them accompanied by a

mother and her son dancing in a tub full

of glop

had to be a lot of competition in that

category hmm only one video I've ever

seen has a cop in it like that and the

golden meter goes to be cop and sloppy

pop

when it's Opie

Oh and clapping slop

Oh in my

I really flip folks

if nothing else can't tell

Oh beep

oh and could be class

Oh

ain't never gonna start and nothing else

can

oh truly a tip-top show-stopping

performance so let's stop the show and

have the cop come on up to accept his

golden okay I'm afraid I've got some

more bad news folks the UH the cop is

stuck in traffic can be here well yeah I

guess I'll just have to uh keep his

tasty and delicious golden meaty here on

my table for safekeeping to cool I can

come up there and watch it for you me

too no no no no I can handle it all of

you all you please sit sit back down sit

down sit down and enjoy the show or I'll

have to call security okay our next

report is for the best performance by a

lion wearing sunglasses a big black hat

accompanied by a drum playing duck in a

blues music video all about the problems

he's having with the words that end with

IEDs

creepy beautiful and the golden needy

goes to B be the king of beasts singing

it's over now thank you here's a little

story

visitor

woke up this morning and I rushed

downstairs real fast yeah I woke up this

morning and I rushed downstairs and I

gobbled down like now I went through the

kitchen and I gobbled down by Dowling

happen then not now

you know whatever

oh I guess it's time take a bow

oh I get it time to take

it happened

yep edie means it's over and we're out

of here you know I really connect with

that guy yeah baby that song may have

been about things that happen in the

past but I've got a present for you

right here right now baby come on up

here and accept your golden meaty hmm go

to use the sandbox I'll be right back

I'm sorry folks but baby can't be here

because yes the king of beasts yeah

you're here of course I'm here I came to

get me that tasty delicious delectable

golden meeting thank you for this award

gotta go be be the king of beasts so

handsome

king of beasts how about that okay the

next award is for the best performance

in a country music video by a lioness in

a cowboy hat accompanied by a monkey man

all about the trouble she has with the

sound of the letter W

and the golden meaty goes to that sounds

like it sure does

tell me why having W trouble I was gonna

say that

I got W trouble and I know what's to

blame it's because there's no one sound

and all

I am wasted that waffle and wilted and

tense what with W us and it doesn't make

sense

he does it bake sale you know make some

news

and j-just go to show just a mess has

and these sounds like days there's no

one in W and tell me

know whatever it takes I'll remember the

words sound the W makes

yes Bravo

what a voice she has Wow does have

talent

mm-hm and for that wonderful performance

Tammy come on up here to accept your

golden MIDI go powder my nose

I'm so sorry folks

Timmy isn't able to be here tonight it's

a great partner Tammy is here one and

only nothing could stop me from coming

here tonight to pick up my tasty

delicious delectable scrumptious savory

golden meaty thank you so much for this

honor Tammy Wynette wow she's even cuter

in person did I miss anything

oh you miss Tammy lioness she was okay

yeah right now it's it's time to do work

for the Best Performance by a true Pub

yes she's in the middle of

ten cents

the defense says the enemies

we're sure we're a lot of challenging

monkeys in that video and Wow

I don't suppose any of them are here to

get their awards oh so I guess I'll have

to keep all of these tasty delicious

delectable scrumptious here on my table

yeah okay thanks thanks the next award

is for Best Performance by a handsome

young male cub in a music video about

the long

in the word

and the winner is I have a feeling I

know just - it might be feeling is

mutual

he's handsome and a talented Cup yeah

Sagittarius wearing a cap is Arena Bell

he has a shirt that we would with the

number 42 on it huh no it's me no I'm

not no I'm not yep that's right the

golden meat he goes to Lionel Lionel the

lion and grow men grow yeah I am so

proud

please nicknamed along like me and um

past my eyes

Jesus

everybody

my head is all that

the grown-up time to taste the AIDS

is brother

thank you thank you so much

you can't believe what surprised I am to

win this award I'm so glad that I was

able to be here today to accept this

tasty delicious delectable scrumptious

savory succulent luscious golden meaty

mmm oh you can be sure that'll have a

very very special place right here in my

hide you would have a very very special

place right here in my mouth and now

before the very special last award we

have a big time singing and dancing

extravaganza about words that have in in

them and featuring a whole lot of

dancing monkey not only that you know

but come on

are you ending up being in you don't

have engine your day today if you want

the bell to go big on Lake Beach good

never sting

never and puffiness cream without a name

good it's crowded King mo swing on a

swing when I

straight away

Natalia brains hi auntie

but you wouldn't have a big yes

but you couldn't hear you not stop but

you what

okay okay everybody slow down Kranti I

know we have a very special last award

Connie take a seat take your seats

please okay thank you thank you okay the

very special golden media award is for

best performance of all the performances

we've seen today this performance

yes the coveted best performance of all

performances gold and Media Award goes

to

the award goes to

me lion-o lion-o you like me you really

like me thank you thank you well that's

all we have time for books

goodbye put CA lips on mine the golden

media board

I guess we should stick around to help

you keep an eye on all these tasty

delicious delectable scrumptious savory

and succulent luscious mouth-watering

golden Metis that belong to all the

winners who couldn't be here tonight

right Theo I mean we do want to make

sure that somebody doesn't accidentally

eat them oh really okay that was all the

winners they said we could have their

golden information hand here is it the


raaah if you get a child wild about

reading she'll learn happily ever after

be a designated reader are you ready to

get wild about reading Leona

that's Lion fortune yes I'm ready okay

here we go once upon a time there was a

little lion that lived

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