09x18 - Home, Safe Home

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.
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09x18 - Home, Safe Home

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(♪ To Tune of "Yankee Doodle" )

♪ Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination ♪

♪ And when he's tall, he's what we call a dinosaur sensation. ♪

♪ Barney's friends are big and small ♪

♪ They come from lots of places ♪

♪ After school, they meet to play ♪

♪ And sing with happy faces. ♪

♪ Barney shows us lots of things ♪

♪ Like how to play pretend ♪

♪ ABCs and --s and how to be a friend. ♪

♪ Barney comes to play with us whenever we may need him ♪

♪ Barney can be your friend, too ♪

♪ If you just make-believe him. ♪♪

KidsBarney!

Whoa!

Oh, hello, there, everyone.

( Chuckling )

It's good to see you.

Do you want to play?

There are so many things we can do.

And if we remember to be careful when we play,

we can have fun and stay safe.

Our friends in the park are having fun right now.

Come on, let's go see what they're doing.

NickI'm going to get you, David!

Run, David, Nick's going to get you!

And then you'll be it!

Go, Whitney! Go! Go!

NickTag! Got you, David.

Aw...

( All Laughing )

Hi, everybody.

KidsBarney!

Hi, there.

( Chuckles )

Aw...

What kind of game was that?

We were playing tag.

Oh, I see.

Maybe you can think of some safer ways to play on a slide.

Yeah, I guess we should slow down and take turns.

And no pushing.

Or grabbing.

Whitney, you can go first.

Thanks, Stacy.

That's the idea.

( Chuckles )

Okay, one by one, down you come.

There's Whitney.

Good job.

Okay, and now Stacy.

Right.

Way to go.

And now Nick.

Oh! Oh, good, Nick.

And David...oh!

Good job, everybody!

That's much better.

Thank you.

KidsYou're welcome.

Barney, guess what?

What, David?

Tag...

now you have to chase us.

Oh, I like to play tag!

Oh, boy, here I come.

♪ All around the cobbler's bench ♪

♪ The monkey chased the weasel ♪

♪ The monkey thought 'twas all in fun ♪

♪ "Pop" goes the weasel! ♪

♪ A penny for a spool of thread ♪

♪ A penny for a needle ♪

♪ That's the way the money goes ♪

♪ "Pop" goes the weasel! ♪

That was fun.

BarneyOh, boy.

♪ The painter needs a ladder and brush ♪

The artist needs an easel ♪

♪ The dancers need a fiddler's tune ♪

♪ "Pop" goes the weasel! ♪

♪ I've no time to wait and sigh ♪

♪ Or to tell the reason why ♪

♪ Kiss me quick, I'm off, good-bye ♪

♪ "Pop" goes the weasel! ♪

Good job.

All♪ "Pop" goes the weasel! ♪♪

( Chuckling )

That was a good game.

( Siren Wailing )

What's that noise?

It's coming from the caboose.

WhitneyI think it's a fire alarm.

NickUh-oh, there might be a fire!

What should we do, Barney?

We better wait outside

until we know everything is okay in the caboose.

Oh, it's okay; there's no fire.

You can go back in.

Hello, Barney.

I was just testing the fire alarm


and I'm finished now.

Hi, Firefighter Bill.

I'd like you to meet my friends,

Stacy... Hi.

David... Hi.

Whitney... Hello.

And Nick. Hi.

Kids, this is Firefighter Bill.

Hello, everyone.

Wow, are you a real firefighter?

Do you ride a fire truck?

With a siren?

Yes, I do.

What a cool job.

But it's only part of my job.

I also do safety inspections.

That's why I came here...

to check the fire alarm in the caboose.

I need to make sure it works in case there's ever a fire.

Firefighter Bill also teaches about fire safety.

Would you guys like to take my fire safety test?

KidsYeah!

Okay, who knows what this is?

NickI do!

That's a smoke detector.

We have those in my house.

That's good, Nick.

Very good.

Do you know what a smoke detector does?

If there's smoke in your house, it goes "beep, beep, beep."

That's right.

Now, here's what this smoke detector sounds like.

( Smoke Detector Chirping Shrilly )

Wow! That's really loud. Ow.

Yeah.

Now, what should you do if you hear that sound?

You should go outside right away.

And wait in a safe place.

Right.

But remember, if you see smoke,

you need to stay low to the floor as you go.

We say, "Stay low and go."

Like this?

Yes, just like that.

Come on, everybody, stay low and go.

BarneyYou can do it.

Firefighter BillVery good.

Well, Firefighter Bill, have they passed your test?

They sure have, Barney, and these stickers show

that all of you know how to stay safe around fire.

BarneyGood job!

Wow! Thank you.

You're welcome.

Well, it was good to meet all of you,

but I have to go do another safety inspection now.

Good-bye, everyone, and stay safe.

Good-bye. Thanks. We will.

That was awesome.

It sure was.

Let's pretend we're doing safety inspections, too.

That sounds like fun.

Okay, we can make our own checklists.

All right, come on, let's go!

( Kids Chattering With Excitement )

You know, learning about safety is something you can do, too.

Good safety habits can help you stay safe

when you eat, play or take a bath.

Let's go see how Baby Bop gives her teddy a safe bath.

( Giggles )

Would you like to take a bath, Teddy?

( As Teddy ) Yes, please.

Will you help me?

Oh, okay.

Oh, hello, Baby Bop.

Is it bath time?

Yes, Barney.

I'm going to give Teddy a nice bath.

But would you check the water for me, please?

Good thinking, Baby Bop.

I'd be happy to check it for you.

We don't want it to be too hot for your Teddy.

Not too hot, not too cold,

it's just right.

Goody! Okay, Teddy, in you go.

Okay.

Oh, look, Barney, Teddy's splashing in the water.

Oh, look at that.

Oh, be careful, Teddy, don't get soap in your eyes.

You're doing such a good job, Baby Bop.

I think Teddy likes her bath.

Teddy's having so much fun.

I want to have fun taking a bath, too.

Oh, okay.

( Laughing )

(♪ Song Begins )

♪ Sometimes I splash too much

♪ I hope I won't get in trouble ♪

♪ But when I take a bath, it's so much fun ♪

♪ Watching bubble after bubble after bubble. ♪

All♪ Oh, when you're splashin' around ♪


♪ It is fun to pretend ♪

♪ You're a fish or a froggy or a duck ♪

♪ Quack! Quack! ♪

♪ But don't forget ♪

♪ To wash your arms and legs ♪

♪ And your tummy and your back. ♪

Oh!

Oh, I just love bath time.

Oh, I know.

And splashing.

♪ Sometimes I splash too much ♪

♪ I hope I won't get in trouble ♪

♪ But when I take a bath, it's so much fun ♪

♪ Watching bubble after bubble after bubble. ♪

All♪ Oh, when you're splashin' around ♪

♪ It is fun to pretend ♪

♪ You're a fish or a froggy or a duck ♪

♪ Quack! Quack! ♪

♪ But don't forget ♪

♪ To wash your arms and legs ♪

♪ And your tummy and your back ♪

♪ But don't forget ♪

♪ To wash your arms and legs ♪

♪ And your tummy and your back. ♪

Baby Bop♪ And my tummy and my back! ♪♪

Look at the bubbles!

( Laughing )

Splishy-splashy!

( Chuckles )

It's important to be careful in the bath,

and it's important at other times, too.

How about when you're riding in a car?

Do you know what this is?

It's a car seat.

I'm sure lots of you ride in one every day.

And we always buckle up our seat belt

when we ride in a car, right?

That's very important.

But that's not the only place you can buckle up.

(♪ Song Begins )

All♪ Drivin' to my school, I buckle my belt ♪

♪ Drivin' to my school, I buckle my belt ♪

♪ Drivin' to my school, I buckle my belt ♪

♪ Buckle up my seat belt. ♪

♪ Sittin' in my chair, I buckle my belt ♪

♪ Sittin' in my chair, I buckle my belt ♪

♪ Sittin' in my chair, I buckle my belt ♪

♪ Buckle up my seat belt. ♪

♪ Goin' for a ride, I buckle my belt ♪

♪ Goin' for a ride, I buckle my belt ♪

♪ Goin' for a ride, I buckle my belt ♪

♪ Buckle up my seat belt. ♪

♪ Drivin' everywhere, I buckle my belt ♪

♪ Drivin' everywhere, I buckle my belt ♪

♪ Drivin' everywhere, I buckle my belt ♪

♪ Buckle up my seat belt. ♪♪

Okay, Inspector Whitney, are you ready to do

our safety inspection in the kitchen?

Uh-huh,

what should we do first, Inspector Nick?

Let's see if there are any sharp knives.

Only grown-ups should use real knives.

These are toy knives.

They're okay for us to use.

"Toy...knives."

That's good.

(♪ Humming )

Oh, hello, everyone.

How's the safety inspection going?

It's going great, Barney.

Barney, come see my first-aid kit.

Okay, Stacy.

What have you got there?

Bandages, some first-aid cream,

gloves like a doctor wears,

cotton balls and scissors.

I think my first-aid kit is ready.

Oh, good.

You never know when you might need a first-aid kit.

Hi! Hi, everybody!

Hi, there, Baby Bop.

Hi, Baby Bop.

What are you doing?

I'm playing catch.

I throw the ball and then I try to catch it.

Watch, here I go. ( Laughing )

Whee...!

Oh, oh... Oops!

Be careful, Baby Bop, you might break something.

Ooh, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to.

We know, Baby Bop,

but it's not a good idea to play with your ball inside

because it can easily break something

when it bounces around.

It's best to play with your ball outdoors.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

We're pretending to be safety inspectors,

so we don't want any accidents in here.


Well, what's a safety inspector?

It's a person who checks to make sure things are safe.

That sounds like fun.

Can I play?

Sure.

You can help us check the kitchen.

Oh, goody, I like to help in the kitchen.

Um...I'll pretend I'm cooking on the stove.

And that's a toy stove, so you can play with it,

but you need to be very careful around a real stove.

I do?

Yeah.

Real stoves can get hot.

It's really hot on the top part, so never touch it here.

This is the oven.

It gets hot in here, too.

Even the pots and pans we cook with can get very hot.

That's why we wear these... so our hands won't get b*rned.

Okay.

If I'm really careful,

can we pretend to cook something

on the stove?

Oh, sure.

What would you like to cook?

Hmm, let me see...

Oh, I know!

Let's make some mishmash soup.

KidsYeah!

BarneyGreat idea!

Mishmash soup sounds so good.

Oh, yum!

(♪ Song Begins )

Barney♪ I was standing in the kitchen ♪

♪ Talking to my friends ♪

♪ And we decided to make a special soup ♪

♪ It would be real different, 'cause it would have ♪

♪ Something from each food group. ♪

All♪ And we're gonna call it mishmash soup ♪

♪ And we don't know how it's gonna taste. ♪

♪ It's gonna look a little weird and seem a little strange ♪

♪ But we won't let it go to waste ♪

♪ So, in goes some bread... ♪

♪ And then a little milk... ♪

♪ Now, don't forget some fish... ♪

♪ And the fruits and veggies that we put in next... ♪

♪ Will make it a very special dish. ♪

All♪ And we're gonna call it mishmash soup ♪

♪ And we don't know how it's gonna taste ♪

♪ It's gonna look a little weird and seem a little strange ♪

♪ But we won't let it go to waste. ♪

♪ Now we've mixed in all the foods ♪

♪ One from every group ♪

♪ It's gonna fix your hunger or your thirst ♪

♪ But I'm getting kind of scared, 'cause I'm the one ♪

♪ Who's gonna have to taste it first. ♪

All♪ And so we're calling it mishmash soup ♪

♪ And we don't know how it's gonna taste... ♪

There you go.

♪ It looks a little weird and seems a little strange ♪

♪ But we won't let it go to waste. ♪

( Chuckles )

Oh, try your soup, Baby Bop,

but first, blow on it so it's not too hot.

Okay.

( Inhales )

( Baby Bop Blows, Then Slurps )

♪ Well, I took a little taste, and to my surprise, ♪

♪ It didn't really taste that bad ♪

♪ In fact, the more I ate, the more I knew ♪

♪ It was the best soup I ever had! ♪

All♪ And so we're calling it mishmash soup ♪

♪ And we know just how it's gonna taste ♪

♪ It looks a little weird and seems a little strange ♪

♪ And we didn't let it go to waste ♪

♪ Yeah, we didn't let it go to waste. ♪♪

( Barney Chuckles )

Oh, that was fun!

I like that soup.

Oh, me, too... it was really good.

Now we can clear the table.

And wash the dishes.

Can I help, too, please?

Sure, you can help me pick up the dishes.

I'll run the water in the sink.

Be sure it's not too hot.

I'll be careful.

( Chuckles )

It's nice when everyone works together.

Do you like to help out in your house?

Can you show me what you do to help?

Mommy, can I please set the table?

Sure you can.

Kids♪ I'm a happy helper ♪

♪ Show me what to do ♪

♪ I'm a happy helper ♪

♪ I like helping you ♪

♪ Yes, I'm a happy helper. ♪

♪ Giving help is so much fun and isn't hard to do ♪

♪ Remember just how good it feels ♪

♪ When friends are helping you ♪


♪ I'm a happy helper ♪

♪ Show me what to do ♪

♪ I'm a happy helper ♪

♪ I like helping you ♪

♪ Yes, I'm a happy helper. ♪

♪ You can show you care with all the helpful things you do ♪

♪ Helping others is a way of saying "I love you" ♪

♪ I'm a happy helper ♪

♪ Show me what to do ♪

♪ I'm a happy helper ♪

♪ I like helping you ♪

♪ Yes, I'm a happy helper. ♪♪

Have you ever seen one of these?

This is a stop sign.

See? The letters S-T-O-P make the word "stop."

And "stop" means thisI'm walking...

and then I stop.

Can you try it with me?

Let's walk...

walking...

and now we stop.

Oh, super-dee-duper!

Knowing what to do when you see a stop sign

can help you cross the street safely.

Hey, Barney.

Oh, hey, BJ.

( BJ Yells )

( Crash ) Wait a minute, oh!

Oh, um, are you okay?

Didn't you see the stop sign?

Oh...sorry, Barney.

I guess I should be more careful.

I'm always careful when I cross the street.

You need to practice, BJ.

Well, that's a good idea, Baby Bop.

Come on, let's all practice crossing the street.

(♪ Song Begins )

♪ Oh, when I walk... ♪

♪ Across the street... ♪

♪ Oh, when I walk across the street ♪

♪ I always cross at the corner ♪

Hello!

♪ When I walk across the street. ♪

Oh, let's try it, BJ.

All right!

Oh, that's it.

♪ Oh, when I walk... ♪

Kids♪ Oh, when I walk... ♪

♪ Across the street... ♪

♪ Across the street... ♪

All♪ Oh, when I walk across the street ♪

♪ I always stop, look and listen ♪

♪ When I walk across the street. ♪

Oh!

Barney♪ Oh, when I walk...

♪ Oh, when I walk... ♪

♪ Across the street... ♪

♪ Across the street... ♪

All♪ Oh, when I walk across the street ♪

♪ I always hold hands with a grown-up ♪

♪ When I walk across the street. ♪

♪ Oh, when I walk...

♪ Oh, when I walk... ♪

♪ Across the street... ♪

♪ Across the street... ♪

♪ Oh, when I walk across the street ♪

♪ I always cross at the corner... ♪

♪ I always stop, look and listen... ♪

♪ I always hold hands with a grown-up... ♪

All♪ When I walk across the street! ♪♪

Is it ready yet?

That's looking great.

That looks good.

That's looking good.

How does it look?

KidOh, it looks great!

It looks like a hat. Mm-hmm.

( Barney Chuckles )

Hi, everybody.

Hi, there.

( Kids Say Hello )

Hello.

What are you doing?

Look, Baby Bop.

You did such a good job helping us check the kitchen,

we made you a sticker.

Oh, thank you.

Ooh, it's very pretty!

Aw... ( Chuckles )

Now you look like an official safety inspector.

Yay!

Can we play some more?

Sure.

Let's see, the next thing on my list is a bedroom.

But the caboose doesn't have a bedroom.

Yeah!

Well, inspecting a bedroom is a good idea.

So, how about this one?

( Kids Exclaim )

Baby BopWow! A bed!


( Chuckling ) Sure is.

Okay, inspectors, how do we stay safe in a bedroom?

No jumping on the bed.

That's good.

And we should pick up the toys so we don't trip on them.

BarneyThat's the right idea, Inspector Baby Bop.

Good job.

Hey, everybody, check this out!

I'm a speed skater.

Whoa! What's a bed doing in here?

Whoa!

( Kids Exclaiming )

( Crash )

( Groaning )

BarneyOh!

Ay-yi-yi.

BarneyOh, BJ.

Hope your okay.

Hi, guys.

( Tongue Flapping ) Uh...

What happened?

Wow! You really wiped out, BJ.

Oh, man!

Ow! I think I scraped my knee!

I'll get my first aid kit.

BJ, you're not supposed to skate inside.

It's not safe.

Oh, now you tell me.

Here, BJ, this will make it better.

Aw, thanks, Stacy.

BarneyGood job.

Oh, thanks, everybody.

That is better.

Kids and BarneyYou're welcome.

( Chuckles ) Falling down is no fun!

But it can happen to anybody.

Once I fell out of bed.

Uh-oh!

Were you jumping on it?

No, I just rolled over and fell out.

That happened to me, too.

And me.

(♪ Song Begins )

( Barney Chuckles )

♪ Four in a bed and the little one said... ♪

♪ Roll over, roll over. ♪

All♪ They all rolled over and one fell out. ♪

BarneyOh, no! Whoops!

( Barney Chuckles )

♪ Three in a bed and the little one said... ♪

♪ Roll over, roll over. ♪

All♪ They all rolled over and one fell out. ♪

BarneyOh, watch out.

( Barney Groans )

( Barney Chuckling )

♪ Two in a bed and the little one said... ♪

♪ Roll over, roll over. ♪

All♪ They all rolled over and one fell out. ♪

BarneyOh, no.

( Chuckling ) Oh, my!

♪ One in a bed and the little one said... ♪♪

Alone at last.

( Barney Chuckles )

Nighty-night.

( Chuckling ) Sleep tight.

Well, it looks like our safety inspection is all finished.

( Others Agree )

Don't forget to pick up your skates, BJ,

because someone could trip and fall.

I know, Sissy.

So you should be more careful, BJ.

And you should quit being so bossy!

I'm not bossy, I'm a safety inspector.

Oh, and you're doing a good job of being careful, Baby Bop.

Well, thank you, Barney.

BJ, let's go do a safety check in your room.

I want to make sure that my big brother is always safe.

Okay, Sissy.

And then we'll check your room.

Okay!

Yeah! Bye-bye!

( All Saying Good-Bye )

BarneyBye, Baby Bop; bye BJ!

Poor BJ...Baby Bop is one busy safety inspector.

( Chuckling )

When we love someone, we want them to be safe,

and that's another way of showing your friends or family

how much you love them.

( Chuckles ) Oh.

(♪ To Tune of "This Old Man" )

♪ I love you, you love me ♪

♪ We're a happy family ♪

♪ With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you ♪

♪ Won't you say you love me, too? ♪

( Chuckles )

Barney and Kids♪ I love you, you love me

♪ We're best friends like friends should be ♪

♪ With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you ♪

♪ Won't you say you love me, too? ♪♪

( Barney Chuckling )


I'm going to take my checklist home

and do a safety check with my family.

I am, too. Yeah.

Okay, I'll see you soon.

But until then, be careful.

Thank you, Barney.

You, too.

Okay, thanks.

( All Say Good-Bye )

I'll see you soon, bye-bye!

AnnouncerEvery parent needs a helping hand.

Barney brings the essential development skills

your child needs for learning

through educational activities and play.

Learning to obey safety rules

is important to the health and well-being of all children.

In this episode, Barney and his friends practice being safe

in different situations.

Baby Bop knows how to be careful when she takes a bath.

Pretending to cook on a toy stove is a good time

to talk about the dangers of being near a real stove.

Firefighter Bill reminds us how important it is

to make sure our smoke detectors are working.

And when there's smoke in a room,

stay low and crawl to a safe exit.

Make sure your child is always buckled up

in a car or stroller.

Wanting your child to be safe

is another way of showing you care,

and it's never too early

to talk to your child about the importance of safety.
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