11x09 - Trail Boss Barney/Get Happy!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.
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11x09 - Trail Boss Barney/Get Happy!

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tune of "Yankee Doodle" )

♪ Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination ♪

♪ And when he's tall, he's what we call a dinosaur sensation ♪

♪ Barney's friends are big and small ♪

♪ They come from lots of places ♪

♪ After school, they meet to play ♪

♪ And sing with happy faces

♪ Barney shows us lots of things ♪

♪ Like how to play pretend

♪ ABCs and --s and how to be a friend ♪

♪ Barney comes to play with us whenever we may need him ♪

♪ Barney can be your friend, too ♪

♪ If you just make-believe him. ♪



Whoa!

ALLBarney!

Oh, hello, everybody!

It's going to be great.

They're going to love it.

This is going to be so cool.

We have to hurry and get this fence up,

or the animals will get out.

Um, let's bring the fence around, uh... this way.

No, I think it should go right here.

And we need a gate so the animals can come in and out.

Well, speaking of coming in, may I?

ALLBarney!

Oh, hi, everyone.

(chuckles)

So, uh, what's everyone doing?

We're building a farm! Oh.

See, here's the barn, and here's where we keep the animals.

Oh. Just like our friend Old MacDonald.

Yeah, Barney!

(indistinct chatter)

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o ♪

♪ And on this farm he had a dog, e-i-e-i-o ♪

♪ With a bark-bark here and a bark-bark there ♪

♪ Here a bark, there a bark, everywhere a bark-bark ♪

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o ♪

♪ And on this farm he had a chicken, e-i-e-i-o ♪

♪ With a chick-chick here and a chick-chick there ♪

♪ Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick-chick ♪

♪ A bark-bark here and a bark-bark there ♪

♪ Here a bark, there a bark, everywhere a bark-bark ♪

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o ♪

♪ And on this farm he had a pig, e-i-e-i-o ♪

♪ With an oink-oink here, and an oink-oink there ♪

♪ Here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink-oink ♪

♪ A chick-chick here and a chick-chick there ♪

♪ Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick-chick ♪

♪ A bark-bark here and a bark-bark there ♪

♪ Here a bark, there a bark, everywhere a bark-bark ♪

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o ♪

♪ And on this farm he had a cow, e-i-e-i-o ♪

♪ With a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there ♪

♪ Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo-moo ♪

♪ An oink-oink here, and an oink-oink there ♪

♪ Here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink-oink ♪

♪ A chick-chick here and a chick-chick there ♪

♪ Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick-chick ♪

♪ A bark-bark here and a bark-bark there ♪

♪ Here a bark, there a bark, everywhere a bark-bark ♪

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o! ♪

Oh... Oh.

ALLYee-haw!

Okay, let's finish building this fence now.

I think the gate ought to go here.

No, right here would be better.

Oops!

Oh, no!

Look what you did!

Sorry!

Now we'll have to start all over again!

This time, let's do it right.

Yeah, let's do it my way.

What...?

What do you think we should do, Barney?

Hmm. Oh, I think I know what will help.

What?

Well, come with me.

There's something I'd like you to see.

Come on.

Right this way.

(laughs)Whoa.

Ta-da! What do you think?

Hey,

look at our clothes!

We look like cowgirls.

And cowboys!

And look at Barney.

He looks just like a cowboy, too!

Well, howdy, partners.

Howdy! Howdy! Howdy!

(horse whinnying) Wow!

Look at the park!

EVAIt's beautiful.

LAURAIt's amazing.

What is all this, Barney?

Oh, this is our very own working ranch


where everyone works together.

Howdy! (laughs)

BARNEYHi, Baby Bop. Hi, Baby Bop.

Hello, Samantha.

I'm helping Samantha clean this saddle.

Saddles are what you sit on when you ride a pony.

Oh, that's right. I see!

Hey, look--

there's BJ with a real pony.

BARNEYLet's go see.

I just love ponies. Oh!

Hi, BJ.

Oh, hi, BJ. Hi, BJ.

BJHi, guys.

We're getting ready to ride.

Who wants to go for a pony ride?

ALLMe, Me, Me!

(chuckles)Oh, this will be fun.

You're going to go riding on a pony!

Oh, my. Oh.

♪ Clip-clop riding on a pony

♪ Hold the reins, away we go

♪ Clip-clop riding on a pony

♪ Giddyup, giddyup, whoa!

Oh, there you go.

♪ With a whinny and a neigh, we gallop away ♪

♪ Look how it makes me smile

♪ The swishing of his tail

♪ We're trotting down the trail ♪

♪ We could ride for miles

Whoa!

ALL♪ Clip-clop riding on a pony

♪ Hold the reins, away we go

♪ Clip-clop riding on a pony

♪ Giddyup, giddyup, whoa!

♪ Prancing in the sun, we're having lots of fun ♪

♪ It's wonderful to ride all day ♪

♪ With a shaking of his mane we're heading down the lane ♪

♪ My pony knows the way

♪ Clip-clop riding on a pony

♪ Hold the reins, away we go ♪

♪ Clip-clop riding on a pony

♪ Giddyup, giddyup

♪ Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup, giddyup ♪

♪ Clip, clop, whoa!

(laughter) Whoa.

That was fantastic!

Thank you very much.

You're very welcome. BARNEYHmm.

(sniffing)

Something smells good!

(Barney sniffs)

Oh, it does. Oh.

It smells like onion and tomato

and all the different things that mix together to make...

ALLChili!

I wonder if it's ready yet.

Well, let's go see. Come on.

Yeah, come on, let's go.

Hey, Riff.

Hi, Riff.

Hi, everybody. Hi, Riff.

Ooh, Riff.

Oh, is the chili almost ready?

It's almost done.

(laughter)

Hey, have you met my friend, Grady Spears?

He's a great cowboy cook!

(all talking at once)

Hi, everyone.

Hope ya'll are hungry.

Oh, you bet. We are. I'm starving!

Great. Help me get this table set,

and we'll get the picnic started.

I'll get the cups.

And I'll get the spoons.

And I'll grab the bowls and plates.

Oh, goodie. We're going to have a picnic!

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

(laughs)Whoa!

♪ Havin' a picnic under the trees ♪

♪ Havin' a picnic under the trees ♪

♪ Havin' a picnic under the trees ♪

♪ We're gonna' have a picnic!

ALL♪ Lou, lou, skip to my lou

♪ Lou, lou, skip to my lou

♪ Lou, lou, skip to my lou ♪

♪ Skip to my lou, my darlin' ♪

Oh, well, now, that looks nice.

(giggles)

♪ Picnic basket with lots of food ♪

♪ Picnic basket with lots of food ♪

♪ Picnic basket with lots of food ♪

♪ We're gonna' have a picnic

♪ Lou, lou, skip to my lou

♪ Lou, lou, skip to my lou ♪

♪ Lou, lou, skip to my lou

♪ Skip to my lou, my darlin'

Let's see. What else do we need?

There you go, BJ.


♪ Cups and plates are what we'll need ♪

♪ Cups and plates are what we'll need ♪

♪ Cups and plates are what we'll need ♪

♪ We're gonna have a picnic!

♪ Lou, lou, skip to my lou

♪ Lou, lou, skip to my lou, lou ♪

♪ Lou, lou, skip to my lou

♪ Skip to my lou, my darlin'.

(laughter)

Oh! Oh, boy.

All right, our chili's almost ready.

Barney, if you'll please stir it,

we'll add the final ingredients.

Okay, I'd be happy to.

Let's see now...

These are some of the ingredients

we use to make chili.

There's tomatoes and garlic.

BABY BOPAnd onions.

BJThere's brown sugar.

RIFFAnd chili powder and salt.

Who'd like to add the salt?

May I? All right.

Here you go.

Just add this much.

Mmm, now it's smelling good.

And the brown sugar?

May I, please?

Here you go.

Thank you.

Pour it on in, Eva.

DAVIDI can't wait to taste it.

What can I put in?

How about the chili powder?

Chili wouldn't be chili without chili powder.

Okay.

BARNEYDavid.

And we're done.

ALLYay! Oh, boy!

We all helped make the chili, Barney.

Oh, I'm very proud of you for working so well together.

Well, on a busy ranch like this,

everybody has to work together.

That's what keeps it running smoothly.

I polish the saddles for the ponies.

And I helped.

I put the saddles on the ponies so people can ride.

And I keep everyone fed, so they can do their jobs.

Working together keeps the ranch running.

(chuckling)And it's a lot more fun.

♪ The more we work together, together, together ♪

♪ The more we work together, the happier we'll be ♪

♪ 'Cause your friends are my friends ♪

♪ And my friends are your friends ♪

♪ The more we work together ♪

DINOSAURS♪ The happier we'll be

Oh, that's right.

♪ The more we work together, together, together ♪

♪ The more we work together, the happier we'll be ♪

♪ 'Cause your friends are my friends ♪

♪ And my friends are your friends ♪

♪ The more we work together

ADULTS♪ The happier we'll be

Whoa.

ALL♪ The more we work together, together, together ♪

♪ The more we work together, the happier we'll be ♪

♪ 'Cause your friends are my friends ♪

♪ And my friends are your friends ♪

♪ The more we work together, the happier we'll be. ♪

Oh, better stir this just a little more.

There we go.

(chuckles)

BARNEYOh, I'm getting so hungry.

The table looks really good. RIFFSmells good.

Well, let's see now.

Is everything ready?

Chili?

BOTHReady.

Table set?

All set.

Tummies hungry?

ALLOh, yeah! Well...

then, come and get it.

(Riff giggles, Barney chuckles)

Line it up,

line it up.

Save some for me.

Oh, smells delish.

Yep.

BARNEYDavid.

Yum.

Whew! I am stuffed.

That was really good.

That was fantastic.

Yeah, I think that was the best batch of chili I ever made,

thanks to all the fine help I had.

I added the brown sugar.

I added the chili powder.

And I did the salt.

And when we put all the different things together,


it made something very wonderful.

ALLChili!

Thank you, Mr. Spears.

(all talking) BABY BOPUh-huh, thank you.

Well, it was my pleasure.

And thank you, Barney,

for bringing us to this way-cool ranch.

You're welcome, Laura.

Just remember...

whether you're working on a ranch or playing pretend,

it's always more fun when you work together.

(chuckles)

♪ I'm so happy you're the one

♪ That's here today having fun

♪ Wherever we go, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

ALL♪ Everything's better with a friend ♪

Hello.

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you. ♪

Bye-bye.

(chuckles)

GIRLTime for Barney's music box.

(chuckles)

BARNEY & KIDS; ♪ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands ♪

♪ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands ♪

♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪

♪ And you really want to show it ♪

♪ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands ♪

(dinosaurs laughing)

BABY BOPWhat-What's she doing?

BJLook, see.

She's in a box and she got out.

BABY BOP & RIFFOh... (Barney humming)

Whoa-oh, it sounds like someone's having fun today.

And it sounds like it's happening right over there.

Oh, here I come.

BJSee, Olivia, look.

Hello, Olivia.

Hi, Barney.

Barney, come check this out.

Okay. BABY BOPYeah.

Oh-ho, a mime.

What fun.

Yeah, she's totally tippity-top.

But she hasn't said one word.

But that's 'cause she's a mime, Sissy,

and mimes don't talk.

Oh... Well, mimes can talk,

but when they're doing a show, they don't use words.

They use their face

and body.

(chuckles)

It's like playing pretend.

You can pretend to put on a shoe.

There. RIFFCool.

Or open a door.

(sound of door opening)

Hello.Hello. (sound of door closing)

Or pick up sticks.

For me?

Thank you.

Here you go, BJ. Thanks.

Or do all of those things in a song.

Oh, let's watch.

Oh!

♪ One, two, buckle my shoe ♪

♪ Three, four, shut the door ♪

♪ Five, six, pick up sticks ♪

♪ Seven, eight, lay them straight ♪

♪ Nine, ten, begin again ♪

Wow. Very good.

BJFaster.

DINOSAURS♪ One, two, buckle my shoe ♪

♪ Three, four, shut the door ♪

♪ Five, six, pick up sticks

♪ Seven, eight, lay them straight ♪

♪ Nine, ten, begin again ♪

Okay, Ms. Mime, how fast can you go?

♪ One, two, buckle my shoe ♪

♪ Three, four, shut the door ♪

♪ Five, six, pick up sticks ♪

♪ Seven, eight, lay them straight ♪

♪ Nine, ten, begin again. ♪

Oh, that was fast.

Whoa! Look at her go.

She's going.

♪ One, two, buckle my shoe ♪

♪ Three, four, shut the door ♪

♪ Five, six, pick up sticks ♪

♪ Seven, eight, lay them straight ♪

♪ Nine, ten, that's the end! ♪

(chuckling)


(applauding and laughing)

Oh, my.

Well, thank you, Ms. Mime.

You see, Baby Bop?

People can tell you a lot by what they do or how they look.

Oh.

In fact, did anyone notice

Olivia looks a little sad?

I think you're right, Barney.

Is something the matter, Olivia?

Well, my grandma and granddad came to visit me,

and we were having a lot of fun,

but then they had to leave, and now I'm feeling sort of sad.

Oh, please don't be sad, Olivia.

It's all right to be sad when you miss someone, Baby Bop.

We're all sad sometimes.

It's one of our feelings.

Oh.

What are some other feelings?

Like when you're happy, Sissy.

Or, uh, when you're mad.

Oh.

That's right.

Those are some of the feelings we have.

Um, Ms. Mime,

would you please show us what sadness looks like?

Aw...

Now would you mind showing us what happiness looks like?

BARNEY (laughing)Oh, boy.

Oh, happiness is a feeling, just like sadness.

Now let's see what anger looks like.

BJWhoa.

Oh, no.

And now show us what we look like when we're afraid!

Oh, my.

Being afraid is one of our feelings, too,

just like happiness, sadness and anger.

Do you ever feel afraid or happy or sad or even angry?

Well, we all do.

♪ They can make you frown or make you smile ♪

♪ They can make you giggle or make you cry ♪

♪ Could be happy, could be sad

♪ Everybody's got feelings

♪ Everybody's got feelings

(giggling)

♪ They might feel little for some of your day ♪

♪ Or big and scary but that's okay ♪

♪ Could be angry

♪ Could be glad

♪ Everybody's got feelings

♪ Everybody's got feelings

♪ All different feelings

♪ All in one day

BARNEYOh, that's right.

♪ If I'm glad or sad or mad

♪ Hey-hey-hey

♪ I know it's okay

♪ Everybody's got 'em every day ♪

♪ Each of us feels so many ways ♪

♪ Could be happy

♪ Could be sad

♪ Everybody's got feelings

♪ Everybody's got feelings.

It looks like you're still feeling a little sad.

Yeah, I don't like feeling sad,

but I'm sure not happy right now.

Hey.

I think I'm getting an idea.

What is it?

Oh, can't tell you, Beej.

I want it to be a surprise.

But it'll make Olivia happy again.

Oh, oh, you'll see!

All righty, I'll be back.

Okay, bye, Riff. Bye, guys.

(kids laughing)

I'll invent something to make Olivia happy again!

Now let me think.

Mm-hmm.

What makes people happy?

Hmmm.

(honking)

(laughing)Oh.

Silly sounds always make me laugh.

Oh, and colorful thingies make me smile.

Oh, bells are fun.

(laughing)

Yeah, maybe I could put them all together.

Think think thinkety think,

thinkety thinkety thinkety think!

Think think thinkety think,

thinkety thinkety thinkety think!

♪ In my mind, I can see it

♪ In my heart, I can feel it

♪ I know I can make it come to be ♪

♪ When I've got to solve a problem ♪

♪ Or imagine something new

♪ I think think thinkety think that's what I do ♪

♪ Sometimes a new idea takes some time to come to me ♪

♪ It doesn't always happen right away ♪


♪ I try to do my best and imagine what could be ♪

♪ To make it happen in a very special way ♪

♪ In my mind, I can see it

♪ In my heart, I can feel it

♪ I know I can make it come to be ♪

♪ When I've got to solve a problem ♪

♪ Or imagine something new

♪ I think think thinkety think that's what I do ♪

♪ I think think thinkety think that's what I do! ♪

(laughing)

Wowzer!

I got it! I got it!

I know how to make Olivia happy!

BJ and BABY BOP'Round, 'round, 'round you go!

Be careful, now.

Are you happy yet?

Actually...

I'm kinda dizzy.

Oops! Sorry!

Hey, everybody!

My new invention's ready.

Come on! Check it out!

Okay, Riff. Wow.

Oh, boy, oh, boy!

I can't wait.

Where is it, Riff?

Where's this great invention?

It's right here...

I give you the one, the only, the world's first...

happiness machine.

Ta-da!

Whoa!

It looks great, Riff.

Um, how does it work?

Well, you see,

you turn this crank

and the doohickey pushes the thingamabob

and that goes pocketa-pocketa-pocketa

and the whatchamacallit starts spinning the whichit around,

fweet-fweet-fweet,

and it's as simple as that!

You understand?

Yeah...

except the part after "you turn the crank."

Perhaps you should show us how it works.

Oh, sure!

All I have to do is give it a little crank...

Uh-huh. Okay.

Huh.

What's wrong with it?

I don't know!

Is it making you happy, Riff?

Uh, not really. Oh.

Maybe I could try?

Well, okay.

If you want to.

Well, yeah, good idea.

There you go, Olivia.

(mechanical whirring)

BARNEYWhoa.

(machine laughing)

Wow!

(all laughing)

Wow, Riff, your machine really is funny!

Oh, it's making us all laugh!

(all laughing)

♪ When I feel happy

♪ I can smile the biggest smile I know ♪

♪ Then you can see my "happies" show ♪

(laughing)

All♪ Ha-ha-ha, hee-hee-hee

♪ Come on get silly and laugh with me ♪

♪ Giggle gaggle, wiggle waggle, ho-ho-ho ♪

♪ When you're feelin' happy, let it show ♪

(laughing)

♪ I've got the sillies

♪ And when you get 'em

♪ You'll be silly like me

♪ I can't stop laughing as you can see ♪

(laughing) Wow.

♪ Ha-ha-ha, hee-hee-hee

♪ Come on get silly and laugh with me ♪

♪ Giggle gaggle, wiggle waggle, ho-ho-ho ♪

♪ When you get the sillies, let it show ♪

(all laughing)

♪ Ha-ha-ha, hee-hee-hee

♪ Come on get silly and laugh with me ♪

♪ Giggle gaggle, wiggle waggle, ho-ho-ho ♪

♪ When you're feeling happy

♪ Feeling happy

♪ When you get the sillies

♪ Get the sillies

♪ When you've got a tickle

♪ Got a tickle

♪ Let... it... show!

(all laughing)

That was fun.

Thank you for making a Happiness Machine

for me, Riff. Aw,

you're welcome, Olivia!


It's a very special invention, Riff.

But I don't think your Happiness Machine

is what made Olivia happy.

You did...

because you cared enough to help.

He's right, Riff,

and I'm happy to have you for a friend.

Aw. And you, Baby Bop,

Oh. and you, BJ... Aw.

and especially you, Barney.

Thank you, Olivia.

And thank you, Riff.

When we take the time to help our friends,

it's another way to say I love you.

( to tune of "This Old Man" )

♪ I love you, you love me

♪ We're a happy family

♪ With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you ♪

♪ Won't you say you love me, too? ♪

Of course we love you, Barney.

♪ I love you, you love me

♪ We're best friends like friends should be ♪

♪ With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you ♪

♪ Won't you say you love me, too? ♪

I really do.

(all giggle) Aw.

Well, guess we better go!

See ya later, guys!

Okay, bye! We'll see you later.

Bye-bye.

See you later.

You know what, Barney? Hmm?

I'm gonna go call my grandma and granddad,

because it makes me feel happy when I talk to them.

Okay. Bye, Barney.

I'll see you later. Bye, Olivia.

Bye! See you soon, now.

Bye.

See you later!

(laughing)
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