12x08 - The Amazing Captain Pickles: A Hero Adventure

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.
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12x08 - The Amazing Captain Pickles: A Hero Adventure

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[Cheerful instrumental music]



(Kids) ♪ barney is a dinosaur from our imagination ♪

♪ And when he's tall

♪ He's what we call a dinosaur sensation ♪

♪ Barney's friends are big and small ♪

♪ They come from lots of places ♪

♪ After school, they meet to play ♪

♪ And sing with happy faces

♪ Barney shows us lots of things ♪

♪ Like how to play pretend

♪ Abcs and s and how to be a friend ♪

♪ Barney comes to play with us

♪ Whenever we may need him

♪ Barney can be your friend too ♪

♪ If you just make believe him ♪

(Emma) okay, so I'm gonna throw you the ball over there, okay?

(Ryan) okay.

Okay, go back some more.

Farther.

Farther.

Who are you, some kind of supergirl?

Just throw it already.

Okay, here it comes.

Okay, now you back up.

More.

More, more.

Whoa.

[Both giggling]

♪ Yes, it's a perfect day

♪ For having fun

♪ Run and play

♪ Out in the sun

♪ Let's jump and sing

♪ We can do anything

♪ It's a fun, fun, sunny day ♪

(Both) ♪ we're gonna have fun

♪ It's a beautiful sunny day

♪ Let's juip and sing

♪ We can do anything

♪ It's a fun, fun, sunny day

♪ Play some catch

♪ Or climb a tree

(Both) ♪ or fly a kite if we catch a breeze ♪

♪ It's the perfect day

♪ Do as you please

♪ It's a fun, fun, sunny day

Okay.

♪ We're gonna have fun

♪ It's a beautiful sunny day

♪ Let's jump and sing

♪ We can do anything

♪ It's a fun, fun, sunny day

Swings?

Yeah. Let's do it.

(Both) ♪ we're gonna have fun

♪ It's a beautiful, sunny day

♪ Let's jump and sing

♪ We can do anything

♪ It's a fun, fun, sunny day



♪ Let's jump and sing

♪ We can do anything

♪ It's a fun, fun, funny ♪

♪ A sun, sun, sunny...

(Both) ♪ a fun, fun, sunny day

You want to play too, barney?

[Chuckles] oh, whoa!

Oh, hello there.

(Kids) barney!

Hi, emma.

Oh, hi, ryan.

And what are you two doing on this fine day?

Just playing.

Oh, well, that sounds like a great way to spend a day.

Yeah, but now that you're here, barney,

Today's gonna be a real adventure.

Yeah.

Well, all right.

Let's get started.

[Laughs]

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ On an adventure today

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ We can hardly wait

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ It's gonna be so great let's go ♪

(All) ♪ let's go

♪ Let's go, let's go

♪ Let's go and explore the world ♪

♪ Each day will bring something new ♪

♪ Anything is possible

♪ Make a wish and it might come true ♪

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ On an adventure today

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ We can hardly wait let's go ♪

♪ Let's go

♪ It's gonna be so great let's go ♪

(All) ♪ let's go

♪ Let's go, let's go

[Barney chuckling]

Whoa, let's go! ♪ Let's go

♪ On an adventure today

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ It's gonna be so great

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ We can hardly wait let's go ♪

(All) ♪ let's go

♪ Let's go, let's go

(Barney) ♪ let's go

(All) ♪ let's go

♪ Let's go, let's go

[Gigging]

Oh, that was fun.

That was great.

(B.j.) Whoosh! Zoom!

What was that?

I don't know,

But it's coming from the caboose.

Well, let's find out what it is, okay?

Come on.

I soar.

I glide high in the sky.

(Ryan) it's b.j.

And riff and baby bop.

Oh, well, hi, everyone.

(All) hi.

Shoom!

Wow, thanks.

Zzzzwwo-wowzer!

You can jump over tall buildings with a bounce.

You bet.

Up, up, and away! Shoom!

Now, b.j.

B.j., Watch out.

That was too close.

Yeah, please be careful with that thing.

Thing?

This thing is a genuine

Jump-tall-buildings- with-a-bounce superhero.

Yeah.

Agh!

Oh, b.j.!

Sorry, sissy.

I'm sorry about your castle, baby bop.

Don't worry.

I can fix your castle at superhero speed.

[Humming]

Don't go anywhere.

[Warbling tone]

Ta-da!

Check out my cape.

Wowzer, beej!

Who are you supposed to be?

I'm captain pickles,

The superest superhero of them all.

I soar. I fly.

I leap into the sky.

Captain pickles, I think there might be more room

To soar and fly outside.

Okay, barney.

Yeah, or I'll have to be a superhero too

Just to save my castle.

Oh, you can't be a superhero.

Why not?

Because...

You're a girl.

So what if she's a girl?

Well, only boys can be superheroes.

Girls can too be superheroes.

Oh, can not.

(Both) can too.

Can not.

Aw, I don't have time for this.

Come on, riff. Come on, ryan.

Captain pickles has some superhero work to do outside.

Oh, beej, uh-- outside, this way.

Oh, yes, I knew that.

Boys.

I can be a superhero,

Can't i, barney?

Of course, baby bop.

You can be anything you can imagine.

You can be too.

Just imagine what you could be.

[Upbeat music]



I'm a princess.

(Barney and kids) ♪ I can wear a costume

♪ That would be fun

♪ In my imagination, I can be anyone ♪

♪ That's because when I'm playing pretend ♪

♪ I can be anything I want to

♪ A jacket or hat or something like that ♪

♪ Can change the way we play

♪ It's a whole lot of fun

♪ We can be anyone

♪ Hey what will I be today?

♪ I can be a cowboy, I can be a king ♪

♪ Or I can be a rock star

♪ Listen to me sing

♪ That's because when I'm playing pretend ♪

♪ I can be anything I want to

♪ That's because when I'm playing pretend ♪

♪ I can be anything, you can be anything ♪

♪ We can be anything we want to ♪

Oh, that's right.

I can be anything.

And I know exactly what I want to be.

I'll be back.

(Ryan) hey, where'd it go?

[Giggles]

Um, is everything all right, ryan?

I left my baseball out here, and now I can't find it.

Never fear. Captain pickles will find it.

I'll use my x-ray vision to find it in a superflash.

Captain pickles, up, up, and away!

[Air whooshing]

Sweet gherkins, where could that thing be?

♪ Dum da-da-da!

I'm wonder princess!

Oh, is this what you're looking for?

Thanks, wonder princess!

You're welcome.

Saving things is what wonder princess does.

Now, wait a minute.

Captain pickles is the only superhero around here.

Oh, you both look super-dee-duper to me.

(Both) thank you.

Maybe you can both be superheroes.

I was one first.

Well, I want to be one too!

Well, what if you have a contest

To see who gets to be superhero?

Oh, that's a great idea, riff.

Yeah.

We'll see which hero is the superest.

Yeah.

♪ You may be feeling happy or sometimes even blue ♪

♪ Then what you need is a friend indeed ♪

♪ Loyal and true

♪ Whenever there's injustice, whenever duty calls ♪

♪ If there's an ocean that needs moving ♪

♪ Maybe stop niagara falls

♪ If you want to fly up in the sky ♪

♪ And see the coolest view

♪ Then have no fear

♪ Captain's here

♪ That's what superheroes do

(B.j. And kids) ♪ call captain pickles

♪ Watch me save the day

♪ I'm invincible, no blues allowed to stay ♪

♪ Oh, captain pickles

♪ Catch me if you can

♪ A super-duper hero I am

(Baby bop) ♪ I love being wonder princess

♪ It is my favorite game

♪ 'Cause I'm a superhero catching villains on a train ♪

♪ And if I save the world today, no need to even thank me ♪

♪ As long as I can take a nap and snuggle with my blankey ♪

(Baby bop and kids) ♪ I'm wonder princess

♪ Watch me save the day

♪ I'm invincible

♪ No blues allowed to stay

♪ Wonder princess

♪ Catch me if you can

♪ A super-duper hero I am

(All) ♪ oh we're all heroes if you're in a jam ♪

♪ Say I'm a super-duper hero, I am ♪

Wowzer, looks like wonder princess

And captain pickles both make pretty good superheroes.

Super-dee-duper-heroes!

Guess we'll have two of them in the park.

Oh, goodie.

W@it a minute.

Can wonder princess jump over the moon in a single bound,

Like captain pickles?

Oh. [Laughs]

You can't jump over the moon, b.j.

Can too.

You cannot.

Can too.

Prove it.

Uhh...

(Barney) b.j., Are you sure you can do that?

Well, sure I'm sure.

Sorta.

I can jump over the moon plus this much more.

Oh.

Okay, let's see you do it.

Okay, I will.

Okay, when?

Okay, as...

As soon as the moon shows up.

Okay.

Well, let's go play till it's time.

(Kids) okay, let's go.

You'll see him do it, all right.

Plus this much more.

Yeah, well, more or less.

Wow, beej-- I mean, captain pickles,

This is gonna be great.

Oh, I gotta go get ready.

Yeah. All right.

All right.

Oh, man, what a pickle.

Is something the matter, b.j.?

Barney, what if captain pickles can't jump over the moon?

Hmm, it's always best to tell the truth, b.j.,

No matter what.

Okay, barney. It's just not gonna--

Hey, what's he doing over there?

Oh, I'm not sure. Let's go see.

Whoa, a captain pickles poster.

Pretty cool, huh?

And everybody who comes to see b.j. Jump over the moon

Gets one of...

These.

(B.j.) Cool.

But...but...what if i-- [chuckles]

I mean, what if captain pickles can't jump over the moon?

Aw, sure he can

And this much more.

You see, when captain pickles says he can do something,

He can do it!

Right, barney?

Well, I don't know about jumping over the moon,

But I do know, there are many things he can do.

And there are many things you can do too.

♪ You can do it

♪ There's nothing to it

♪ You can do it by yourself

♪ Had to ask for help

♪ When you were small

♪ But now you're bigger, you can do it all ♪

♪ You're feeling proud, as we can tell ♪

♪ 'Cause you can do it by yourself ♪

Tie your shoes.

(Kids) ♪ you can do it. You can do it ♪

(Barney) by yourself.

(Kids) ♪ you can do it. You can do it ♪

(Barney) brush your teeth.

(Kids) ♪ you can do it. You can do it ♪

(Barney) by yourself.

(Kids) ♪ you can do it. You can do it ♪

(Barney and kids) ♪ you're feeling proud, as we can tell ♪

♪ 'Cause you can do it by yourself ♪

[Mellow upbeat music]



♪ You can do it

♪ There's nothing to it

♪ You can do it by yourself

♪ Had to ask for help when you were small ♪

♪ But now you're bigger, you can do it all ♪

♪ You're feeling proud, as we can tell ♪

♪ 'Cause you can do it by yourself ♪

Tie my shoes.

(All) ♪ you can do it. You can do it ♪

Brush my teeth.

(All) ♪ you can do it. You can do it ♪

Clean my room.

(Úll) ♪ you can do it. You can do it ♪

By myself.

(All) ♪ yot ban do it. You can do it ♪

♪ You're feeling proud as we can tell ♪

♪ 'Cause you can do it by yourself ♪

♪ Everything you do you do so well ♪

♪ 'Cause now I can do it by myself ♪

Whoa.

[All laugh]

Yeah! I can do those things and a lot more.

You certainly can.

Matter of fact, I can even jump over the moon!

[Chuckles] oh, b.j.

(Both) and this much more!

You know, this reminds me of a story

About a boy like captain pickles.

Would you like to hear it?

(Both) oh, yeah!

Okay, well, then come with me.

All right.

Come on, beej.

Yup.

(Riff) can't wait to hear this story.

Hey, everybody,

Barney's going to read us a story.

(Barney) that's right.

What kind of story, barney?

Well, it's all about a little tailor and a spider.

Ooh, what kind of spider?

Oh, just an itsy-bitsy one.

♪ The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout ♪

♪ Down came the rain and washed the spider out ♪

♪ Out came the sun and dried up all the rain ♪

♪ And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again ♪

Oh, very good.

I love this.

(Barney and kids) ♪ the itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout ♪"], index,…}

♪ Down came the rain and washed the spider out ♪

♪ Out came the sun and dried up all the rain ♪

♪ And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again ♪



♪ The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout ♪

♪ Down came the rain and washed the spider out ♪

♪ Out came the sun and dried up all the rain ♪

♪ And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again ♪

Oh, he did.

[Laughs]

I love the little spider.

So are you ready to hear the story?

(All) yeah!

Okay, let's see now.

Oh, it's right over here.

Goodie.

Oh, boy.

Once upon a time, there was a little tailor

Who lived in a kingdom far away and made clothes for the people.

One day, he saw an itsy-bitsy spider.

Oh, he was so scared, he shouted,

And the spider ran away.

(Kids) oh.

That made the little tailor feel very brave,

And he told everybody about it.

"Oh, I scared away a spider!"

Everyone was amazed.

Next time he told the story, he made the spider a little bigger."], Index,…}

And everyone was more amazed.

Each time he told the story,

He made the spider bigger and bigger.

The queen heard about this and asked the tailor,

"Can you save us from a really big spider?"

When the tailor saw it, instead of being brave,

He screamed and ran away.

(B.j.) Uh-oh.

And then everyone knew he had only been bragging.

The end.

That was great.

Yeah, thanks.

Not much longer till it gets dark.

Then we can see captain pickles jump over the moon.

(Riff) yeah.

Um, where are you going, b.j.?

What? Oh, just going for a walk.

(Barney) okay.

Ohh.

Oh, the moon's going to be awfully high up there.

Ugh!

Ohh.

Um, b.j.?

Oh, hi, barney.

(Barney) hi.

Just stretching the old supermuscles

For that big jump.

B.j., If there's anything you want to tell me,

I'm happy to listen.

[Chuckling] well, it's just that there's--

There's no way I can jump over the moon!

Oh, barney, what am I gonna do?

Well, the best thing to do is to tell your friends the truth.

Okay, barney, I will.

And I'll start with riff.

(Barney) great.

Will you come with me, barney?

Oh, sure, b.j.

Thanks. Come on.

Look, beej, I got a telescope

So everybody can watch you jump over the moon.

Yeah, riff, about that--

Everybody's going to want a captain pickles t-shirt.

Oh, and you can autograph them when you land.

Right, but, riff--

Let's see wonder princess top that.

[Laughs]

I think there's something b.j. Wants to tell you, riff.

Oh, what is it?

I--i don't think I'm ready for this.

Oh, I thought this might happen.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

You had too many snacks today,

And that's what's weighing you down, right?

Uh, actually, what I meant was--

No problem; we'll get you back in shape.

It'll take more than snacks to hold down captain pickles.

Come on, let's do some exercises.

Ready?

And one and two and one...

It looks like b.j.'S going to exercise for a while.

Do you like to exercise too?

Whoa!

[Upbeat music]



♪ Put your arms up put your arms up ♪

♪ Put your arms down put your arms down ♪

♪ Put your arms up and down and up and down ♪

♪ And shake 'em all around

♪ Put your leg up put your leg up ♪

♪ Put your leg down put your leg down ♪

♪ Put your leg up and down and up and down ♪

♪ And run and run around

(Barney and kids) ♪ we like to run and jump and slide ♪

♪ This is how we exercise

♪ No matter how you choose to move ♪

♪ Exercise is good for you

(Barney) ♪ put your arms in put yo arms in ♪

♪ Put your arms out put your arms out ♪

♪ Put your arms in and out and in and out ♪

♪ And shake em all about

♪ Put yourself in put yourself in ♪

♪ Put yourself out put yourself out ♪

♪ Put yourself in and out and in and out ♪

♪ And wiggle all about

(Barney and kids) ♪ we like to run and jump and slide ♪

♪ This is how we exercise

♪ No matter how you choose to move ♪

♪ Exercise is good for you

♪ We like to run and jump and slide ♪

♪ This is how we exercise

♪ No matter how you choose to move ♪

♪ Exercise is good for...

You!

That's it!

Higher!

Higher!

B.j. Is practicing very hard.

Well, he sure is.

Soon he'll be ready to jump over the moon!

Well, I didn't think

Captain pickles would need to practice.

Well, sure. He's warming up.

Hey, would you like a captain pickles t-shirt?

Or how about a balloon?

Oh, yeah, thanks, riff.

Captain pickles will be signing autographs after he lands.

Well, he's not jumping very high right now.

Wha-- oh, no, he--

Well, he's saving his strength for the big jump.

Hey, about ready, cap?

It'll be night soon.

Then the moon will be high in the sky.

(Emma) hey, my balloon.

(Barney) oh, no.

Hold on, I'll get it.

I know I can get-- oh, man.

Come back here, you little varmint.

Come here, you little--oh!

Oh, he missed.

I'll get it-- oh.

I got it! I got it!

I got it!

Thanks, captain pickles.

(Barney) good job, b.j.

Did you see that?

This guy really is a superhero, isn't he?

(All) yeah. He sure is.

No, I'm no superhero.

What're you talking about, beej?

Aww, guys, I can't jump over the moon.

I just wanted you to think captain pickles

Was better than wonder princess.

I'm sorry, everybody.

And I'm especially sorry to you, sissy.

So you see, I'm no kind of hero at all.

Well, you did save emma's balloon.

That makes you a hero to me.

You're the best friend I have.

That makes you a hero to me.

And you told the truth.

And that makes you my hero, big brother.

Oh, guys.

A real hero is somebody who helps other people.

And that's what you did today, b.j.

Yeah, beej!

♪ If there's a fire who will be there ♪

♪ To come to your rescue?

A firefighter...

♪ On the street.

♪ Who is always there to protect you? ♪

A police officer.

[Giggles] right.

♪ A hero can be big

♪ A hero can be small

♪ A hero can be just about any size at all ♪

♪ With actions that are brave

♪ With honesty and truth

♪ A hero could be someone who looks just like you ♪

All right.

(Riff) all right. High five.

♪ When you feel sad or upset who can help you feel better? ♪

My brother.

♪ And everyday who delivers packages and letters? ♪

A mail carrier.

♪ A hero can be big

♪ A hero can be small

♪ A hero can be just about any size at all ♪

♪ With actions that are brave

♪ With honesty and truth

♪ A hero could be someone who looks just like you ♪

♪ Yes, a hero could be someone who looks just like you ♪

Hey, why don't we come back here tomorrow,

And we'll all be superheroes?

Great idea, b.j.!

Come on, emma, let's go make some costumes.

Good idea.

Bye, barney. Bye, guys.

See you later.

Bye, ryan. Bye, emma.

Oh, I have an idea.

What's that?

Tomorrow, wonder princess can show captain pickles

How to jump over a star.

Really?

Well, sure.

Watch.

(Riff) okay.

Whoa!

(B.j.) Sissy.

Bye, barney.

Bye, barney.

(Barney) bye-bye.

Oh, it's fun to pretend,

But it's always best to tell the truth.

Maybe b.j. Couldn't jump over the moon,

But he could be a friend.

That's a very nice way to say, "I love you."

♪ I love you

♪ You love me

♪ We're a happy family

♪ With a great big hug

♪ And a kiss from me to you

♪ Won't you say you love me too? ♪

(Barney and kids) ♪ I love you

♪ You love me

♪ We're best friends like friends should be ♪

♪ With a great big hug

♪ And a kiss from me to you

♪ Won't you say you love

♪ Me

♪ Too?
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