[imitating plane engine]
♪ Come with me to the Inkwell Isles
It's just off the coast, maybe miles ♪
♪ Where there's good and there's bad
And then there's in-between ♪
♪ With Cuphead and Mugman
You'll see what I mean ♪
♪ Ice cream and rockets
Trouble never ends ♪
♪ Watch these ding-dongs
As they make new friends ♪
♪ They'll need some help
Just to stay on track ♪
♪ Oh no, there's that guy!
You better watch your back! ♪
-♪ So if you're looking for fun ♪
-♪ Yes, we're looking for fun ♪
-♪ And a dash of heebie-jeebies ♪
-♪ We've got the heebie-jeebies ♪
♪ Pack your bags and let's go
Welcome to The Cuphead Show! ♪
♪ Welcome to The Cuphead Show! ♪
[plays mellow coda]
[menacing music plays]
[upbeat jazz plays]
-[electricity crackles]
-[Elder Kettle screams]
[upbeat jazz continues]
[both laughing]
Hooking up the car battery
to Elder Kettle's steering wheel
was your best idea yet!
I do love a good prank.
[both laugh]
-It looks like you got me again, boys.
-[electricity crackles]
I'd be upset if it wasn't keeping you
from fighting each other all day.
Oh!
If you're not fighting,
that means I can get my mustache waxed.
See you at dinner, boys.
He bought it.
He really thinks we ain't fightin'.
-Nice work!
-Ow!
-Thanks.
-Ow!
But we're not fightin'.
-Oh, right!
-Ow!
-Nice punch!
-Ah!
-Thank you!
-Ow!
-You're welcome!
-Ah!
[both grunting, exclaiming]
-[blows landing]
-[lively jazz plays]
[knocking on door]
-I got it!
-No, I'll get it!
-[grunts]
-Whoa!
[grunting]
[laughs]
-[Cuphead yelps]
-[scoffs]
Hello.
[breathlessly spluttering]
-Who is it?
-[continues breathlessly spluttering]
Get out of the way.
All I see's a ba…
[Cuphead gasps] It can't be.
It's…
[both] Baby Bottle!
-[Mugman] Why is it back?
-What does it want?
[Mugman] What are we gonna do?
Don't you remember
what happened last time?
[menacing music plays]
Mama.
[music intensifies]
[both whimpering]
[Cuphead] Wait! I got an idea.
It can't hurt us if we don't let it in.
We just won't answer the door.
I guess that does make sense.
See? Problem solved.
[whimsical music plays]
King me.
[snickers]
Hmm…
Mmm…
Eh?
Eh, no.
Eh?
Eh, no.
Eh?
Eh, no.
Eh?
Eh, no.
Eh?
Eh, no.
[menacing music plays]
-[whimsical music resumes]
-Eh?
Eh, no.
Eh?
-[Mugman whimpering]
-Eh, no.
[menacing music plays]
[Cuphead] Eh?
-Eh, no.
-[whimpers]
-Hmm…
-[whimsical music resumes]
[holds breath]
-[menacing music plays]
-[baby coos]
[stifling shout]
[shouts] Would you just go already?!
I win.
-[screams]
-[clattering]
[scratching at door]
[screams]
It's scratching at the door.
It's trying to get in!
It can't hurt us
if we don't answer the door, remember?
-But--
-Ah, bu-bu-bu…
-But--
-Ignore it.
-But--
-There's nothing to worry about.
Look. I'll show you.
Wait, Cuphead, no!
See? I'm not answering the door,
and I'm perfectly safe.
♪ La la la la la la la ♪
[animal growls]
[screams]
[groans]
-[Cuphead] Did you hear that?
-Baby Bottle sounds bigger and scarier!
-How did it get bigger and scarier?
-[Cuphead] How should I know?
Everything is always trying
to steal our souls
or transform into monsters to eat us
or sh**t b*ll*ts out of its fingertips!
-[Mugman] Never seen fingertip b*ll*ts.
-[laughs] Oh, it's happening somewhere!
Believe you me!
[Mugman] Shh.
I don't hear anything.
[sniffs]
Oh… [chuckles]
It's just a bear.
Oh. [chuckles]
Just a bear. [chuckles]
[both] A bear?!
[low growl]
[both] It's got Baby Bottle!
Well, I guess that solves that problem.
Cuphead! Baby Bottle's a monster,
but we can't let it get eaten by a bear.
[sighs]
And people say I'm the obnoxious one.
[suspenseful music plays]
Huh? Huh?
[whimpering]
[whimpers] Ooh.
Oh!
[Cuphead] Baby Bottle!
Baby Bottle!
Baby Bottle!
Baby Bottle!
[owl hooting]
I hate to say it,
but I think we should split up.
Good idea. Things always
go better when we split up.
-Baby Bottle!
-Baby Bottle!
Little Baby Bottle!
[wolf howls]
[screams]
Oh. [chuckles]
[whimpers]
-[snap]
-[screams] Bear!
[shivering]
-[snap]
-[gasps, yelps]
Baby Bottle?
[buzzing]
[grunts, screams]
Aw!
It's just a little bumblebee.
[Mugman] Hey, little fella.
[screams]
[thud]
Hmm…
Ow! [yelps]
-Hey, what are you doin' down there?
-Would you be more careful?
You be more careful!
-Why, you!
-[growls]
[gasps] Mugsy, look!
[dramatic sting]
[both] Baby Bottle!
[dramatic sting]
He's gone.
Cu-Cu-Cu-Cuphead, look.
[gasps]
[Cuphead] There's a trail
of milk leadin' to that bush!
[both whimpering]
[both continue whimpering]
-[leaves rustling]
-[both yelp]
[low growl]
[roars]
[both scream]
[upbeat jazz plays]
[hums tune, chuckles]
Lookin' good, Kettle.
You old rascal, you.
-[door opens]
-[boys fearfully yammering]
-What is it, boys? What's wrong?
-We were in the woods!
-We tried to save it!
-Milk was everywhere!
[boys yell] The bear ate Baby Bottle!
[gasps]
[chuckles]
[laughing]
[continues laughing]
Boys, that wasn't Baby Bottle.
[boys] Huh?!
It was a regular bottle
of milk wrapped in a blanket.
I put it in a baby basket as payback
for hooking me up to the car battery.
[laughs]
And you fell for it.
[laughing]
[knocking on door]
It's Baby Bottle!
[Elder Kettle and Cuphead scream]
[both whimpering]
Don't be ridiculous.
You just explained
that Baby Bottle was never really here.
Oh. Right.
Then who's at the door?
Oh! [chuckles]
It's just the bear again.
[Elder Kettle and Cuphead] Oh!
[all shout] The bear?!
[all screaming]
Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.
Look, I feel bad for stealing
your basket and drinking your milk.
But, guys, I'm a bear.
Don't leave your milk sittin' out.
-Fair enough.
-Yeah, that's a thing.
Don't leave milk out.
Nothing I can do
about the milk at this point,
but, uh, I thought I'd return your basket.
Well, uh, thank you, Mr. Bear.
[knocking on door]
[all scream]
[all shout] It's Baby Bottle!
Wait. Who's Baby Bottle?
Uh, why don't you open the door
and find out?
All right.
[lullaby plays]
Ooh! Another basket
with another delicious bottle of milk.
-[Baby Bottle] Mama?
-[bear gasps] Aw.
-What a cute--
-[Baby Bottle yowls]
-[blows landing]
-[bear exclaiming]
Help me!
-[Baby Bottle screeches]
-[blows landing]
[bear exclaiming]
Well, it looks like
we "bear-ly" got out of that one.
[all laughing]
[closing theme music plays]
03x02 - Don't Answer The Door
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Following the misadventures of loveable Cuphead and his cautious but easily-swayed brother Mugman as they scour the Inkwell Isles in search of fun and adventure.
Following the misadventures of loveable Cuphead and his cautious but easily-swayed brother Mugman as they scour the Inkwell Isles in search of fun and adventure.