01x47 - Mario of the Deep/Two Bums From Brooklyn

[bunniefuu]

Hey Paisanos!

it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!

♪ We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪

♪ we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪

♪ If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪

♪ we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪

♪ brothers Unh! ♪

♪ H-hooked on the brothers. ♪

♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme. ♪

♪ Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪

♪ get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪

♪ You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪

♪ others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪

♪ the brothers. ♪

♪ To the brink! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪♪

Mario: Hey hey Luigi, you'll
never guess who that was on

the phone.

Wait a minute, let me
think, let me think,

it's coming to me.

Tommy Lasagna, the
great baseball coach.

But how does he
always know that?

Well Mario, from the minute
you said yes sir Mr. Lasagna,

it popped right into my mind.

[laughs]

"How does he always know?"

Ohh hot!

Oh oh oh.

What are you doin'
with my meatballs?

Hey, it's obvious that Mr.
Lasagna is coming over here,

to recruit one of us for his
new Brooklyn Dodgers baseball

team.

Yea?

Yea.

And now I'm gonna
practice some of my pitches.

Alright?

Yea?

This I gotta see.

Alright go ahead.

Now first--

Yea?

Pay attention.

I am.

My fast ball.

Alright.

You watchin'?

[crash]

Ok, alright.

Pitches, are a dime a dozen.

Now it's obvious to me that
Mr. Lasagna is comin' over to

scout me, the
pride of Flatbush.

So ah, stand
back, watch my smoke.

Go ahead Mr. Luigi.

Here we go pal.

There's a hush over the
crowd, bottom of the ninth,

two men out, Crazy Legs
Luigi is at the plate.

[Take Me Out To The
Ball Game playing]

He steps, he waits, he
steps into the fastball-- pow!

Over the fence!

The crowd's goin' crazy!

[cheering]

He takes off for first
base, rounds it like a pro,

heads for second base
the crowd is goin' nuts,

and heads for home.

The crowd is goin' nuts!

Yeayyyyy!!!!

You're out!

Wait a minute, wait a minute,
I hit that over the fence!

Take it easy I got plenty
more where this came from.

[ding dong]

Come in!

Huh?

I told you I hit
it over the fence.

Lucky sh*t.

♪ Yo, yo! ♪

♪ It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪

♪ found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪

♪ lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪

♪ Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪

♪ you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪

♪ they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪

♪ Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪

♪ they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪♪

Plumber's
log number H O.

We were heading into deep
danger down in Aqua Land.

We'd come to
fight Barra-Koopa,

the most underhanded
villain under the sea.

Hey g*ng, looks like
trouble in Swim City!

[Princess:]
It's a Mermushroom!

[Toad:] And she's being
chased by a Blooper octopus!

Come on, let's teach that
mangy monster to pick on

someone his own size!

Ahh!

Let me go!

Leave the Mermushroom
alone, ya eight arm ugly face!

Ah go suck on a sewer pipe!

I can take ya with seven
arms tied behind me back.

[grunting]

Whoaaa!

[grunting]

Whoaaa!

Unh!

Unh!

[gasp]

[gasp]

[crash]

Way to go Ma-ri-o!

Thank you, brave land
dwellers for rescuing me!

Why was that obnoxious
octopus chasing you?

He works for Barra-Koopa!

The evil reptile is
kidnapping my people,

and turning them into slaves!

But where's your King?

Neptune, Lord of the Deep?

Barra-Koopa's imprisoned him!

Please, you've got to help
my people and free our King!

That's why we're here.

We'll knock that
Koopa for a loopa!

[Koopa:] So you're King
Neptune, Lord of the Deep?

[laughs]

Now you're nothin'
but a Koopa c*ptive!

With you as my prisoner,
I'm free to spread my evil

meanness all over Aqua Land.

[laughs]

Relax, Max.

Swim with the current, take a
dip in the Ocean of Happiness.

Life's too short to be a crab.

What the Koop are
you talkin' about?

Have some fun, Jack.

Get happy as a clam.

Be in shore, be a
friend, not an anemone!

Dump this dope in the dungeon.

If there's one
thing I can't stand,

it's a nice king!

Bad news your
royal Barra-Koopness.

The Mario Brothers have
arrived in Aqua Land.

This is the last time
those bilge brain budinskies,

are gonna spoil my fun!

Sound the Koopa Pack, att*ck!

[Mermushroom:] Look!

Barra-Koopa's minions are
forcing my people to gather

all the gold coins from the
sunken ships in Aqua Land!

So that's Koopa stoopa's plan.

We've gotta help
those poor Mermushrooms!

Hmm.

Listen up!

Here's what we're gonna do.

[whispering]

Are you outta your mind?

That's, that's,
that's su1c1de!

Luigi, are you a
man or a Mouser?

Neither.

I'm a chicken of the sea.

But we'll try
your tricky plan.

Guess I lowered
the boom on him.

[whistle]

[Luigi:] Hey fish face!

Na-na-na-na-na,
na-na-na-na-na-na!

[whoosh]

There!

Princess Blooper,
strut your stuff!

Hey big boy, how about a kiss?

Hey big boy, how about a kiss?

[crash]

Way to go dudes!

Scratched three Bloopers!

Hurray for the
brave land dwellers!

At this rate we're gonna free
the Mermushrooms quicker than

you can say:
mozzarella milkshake!

[Koopa:] Don't
count on it pastapus!

[Luigi:] Jumpin' gelato!

It's Barra-Koopa!

The one and only!

Lower the net!

Uh oh, we've been
Koopa captured!

This time plumb bums, I'm
gonna flush you down the

drainpipe of doom!

[laughs]

[Mario:] Let us go Barra-Koopa,
you beastly bag of bilge

water!

Not on your ever Koopin' life.

This time I'm givin' ya a
one-way ticket to that great

waterworks in the sky.

[laughs]

Come on Bloopers,
it's plunderin' time!

All hands follow me!

We're trapped, like
sardines in a can!

Whadda ya think ol' Koopa
stoopa's cooked up for us this

time?

I don't know, but there's
something fishy about this

place.

You can say that again!

Look!

Trouters!

Let's make like an
egg and scramble!

[panting]

Terrible tortellini!

Look at those plumber-munchin'
Piranha Plants!

Jump!

Jump!

Whew, we're safe.

Safe as Mushrooms in a stew.

[gasp]

Look!

A Clawgrip!

Looks like our pipe
patchin' days are over!

Not if we can make
it down that hatch.

Jump!

Jump!

Good goin' paisanos!

We left that
lobster really boiling!

We've gotta find a way
to rescue King Neptune.

I'll bet he could help us
b*at the evil Barra-Koopa.

If we can find where
Barra-Koopa's keepin' him.

I can help!

I know a secret passage
to the Aqua Land dungeon.

Come, I'll show you!

[King Neptune:]
What a bummer.

I'm caught like a
sea snail in a pail,

trapped like a
squid under a lid.

Somehow I gotta blow this
scene and help my people.

Huh?

Greetings and salutations,
ruler of the watery world!

Holy mackerel!

Who are you?

Princess Toadstool and
these brave plumbers,

have come to rescue you, and
help us fight bad Barra-Koopa.

Cool as a sea cucumber, Jack!

Let's haul
anchor and set sail.

But Barra-Koopa
has us outnumbered,

we can never defeat him alone.

Don't worry about a
thing my little dolphin.

I'll round up a
fleet of fishy friends!

That Barra-Koopa's gonna be
up to his gills in grief!

[Blooper:] Oh foul and
putrid Koopa-ness.

I bring you the last gold
coins from the sunken ships of

Aqua Land.

You mean this is all?

There ain't enough gold
here to bother Koopin' about!

[crash]

Calamitous
crocodiles, what's that?

[crash]

Barra-Koopa, you're in a
whale of a lot of trouble!

Barra-Koopa, you're in a
whale of a lot of trouble!

Charge!

att*ck!

And gangway!

Drat!

It's those pasta
pulverizin' plumbers!

That's right Barra-Koopa!

And we're gonna
pump your pipes!

We'll see about that!

Koopa Pack, att*ck!

Ahhhh!

[grunting]

Whooooaaa!

Unh, ahh, ahh.

[grunting]

[grunting]

Oh no.

Oww!

Owwwwwww!

Owww owww owww!

[laughter]

Thanks land-dwelling friends
for rescuing me and freeing

the Mermushrooms.

Hey, our pleasure!

This whole fish story
came to a happy end.

Not for Koopa!

Oww!

Ahhh!

Back off needle nose!

Oww, ahhh, oww!

Mr. Lasagna, ooh this
is truly an honour!

Yea, you better believe it.

So come on coach, which one
of us guys makes the team?

[muffled talking]

Ho ho ho.

Ow.

Well actually fellas
that's not what I'm here for.

Besides, I have
to see your stuff.

You want to see our stuff?

First, we need a diamond;
let's start from the ground

up.

You got it coach,
hang on to the ball.

Alright let's go.

Hey Mario, you pitch.

Luigi, you catch.

Alright get your equipment ah?

Oh wait a minute
wait a minute.

Let's go here we go.

Who needs him coach?

I can pitch and catch.

[Tommy Lasagna:] Alright
will you knock it off?

Alright, give me
your best fastball ah?

I'll clock your speed.

Alright come on Mario, chuck
it in I'll be waitin' for it.

Give us the best one!

Come on, come on!

[crash]

What does it say?

Don't give up your day job.

[laughter]

I like that.

While these two bums
practice over and over again,

watch these exciting
scenes from the next,

Legend of Zelda.

This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,

the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.

[laughter]

Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land

forever, you
must help me Link!

Hey for you Zelda?

Anything!

Link?

Oh Link!

Oh!

Oh I'm so sorry!

[sobbing]

[Link:] Sheesh, you'd think I
was destroyed or something.

Link?

Link!

Stay back Princess, I'll
handles these boneheads.

No you won't
dummy, you're a ghost.

Oops, I forgot.

Ahhh!

Unh!

No, no, you've gotta aim!

Unh!

Say I wonder why you're the
only one that can see me?

Just my bad luck I guess.

Well excuuuuuuse me, Princess.

Heh?

Well am I safe or am I out?

You're safe!

He's out cold.

Well don't just stand there!

Gee coach I'm sorry!

You alright?

Well, what do you
think Mr. Lasagna?

Which one of us made the team?

Neither one!

I'm here to
sample your meatballs.

Our meatballs?

Yea, I'm opening a new
restaurant in Brooklyn,

and I've been lookin'
everywhere for the famous,

Mama Mario meatball recipe.

Ohhhh.

You like it?

[pffff]

No!

It tastes like
horsehide and string!

That's the secret ingredient.

Well I'll tell you what,
since I've already tasted it,

I'll take these back
with me to the ballpark.

What are you gonna do?

Feed them to the team?

No, to cover with
leather and use as balls!

That might help me
get outta the cellar.

Waita minute, you mean you're
at the bottom of the league?

No, I mean this
basement apartment!

Hey what about us?

Well I think there's something
you can do at the ballpark.

Are we talkin'
tossin' curveballs,

tossin' fastballs?

No, we're talkin'
tossin' peanuts.

[laughter]

Yo got some peanuts.

Get some
peanuts, some popcorn.

Oh look at your
spinball, your fastball.

What was all that stuff?

It was my warm up.

Warm up.

'Til the next time everybody!

Do the Mario!

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ You've got it! ♪

♪ It's the Mario! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪♪