the day started like every other the
earth rotated at 1,000 miles an hour
sprinklers clicked on at exactly 7:15
contained on the garage field another
one point two millimeters and Kenai were
hard at work meeting dad hi car wash
standards when suddenly boy We Need to
Talk we didn't do it here's a quarter
call our lawyer Eddie's b*at Pete every
man dreams the chance to say what I'm
gonna say to you a chance to see his
boys become men to reach that apex to
climb as usual and he had no idea what
Dad was blathering on about well then I
guess what I'm trying to say is your
mother and I are going away for the
weekend we're putting you in charge
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it was what every kid dreams about mom
and dad were going away and giving us
the house 4:35 unsupervised hours no
parents no babysitter no except one b*at
your job to protect the house and
everything in it especially my most
precious possessions cherish them love
them but under no circumstance I know I
know
don't touch eat or to play with anything
that has one of those your charge I
think you're gonna handle it champ in my
sleep well better cover here making
already
I believe there's just one more little
detail even more painful than I am
managing and the key to paradise well
we'll be leaving you as boys when you
come back you'll be men the neighbors
change your angelanst choice let's go I
had to give them your conference to
think the trust I can't allow my babies
my babies help my precious one remember
gone
Holloway
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thirty-five hours and Counting
this is it just you and me now baby can
you see you it's like I've never been
here so hours I'm here
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three hours into our mega weekend I was
already out of it but not teeth
he was just warming up read it on the
redline the Wrigley 500 is about to
begin
it was time for the main event the
Wrigley 500 a gut
crunching 500 lap race around the house
also that week it had only been a dream
but with mom and dad Jones nothing could
stop them
well almost nothing her name was
Marjorie Horsell I had written it a
thousand times on my math notebook and
here she was in my front yard
what do you got going uh we were just
cleaning up creamy
there's no clean E and it will be no
clean
we don't want the really 500 if you
can't you see if you want to come
swimming with me at the chlorine sorry
Baba reliability to the next 32 Alex
it's please pink right right it's no big
deal
I understand if you're out of play with
it little brother it would be the
ultimate betrayal but this is Margie
she'd away hugging her earlobe
just erase it the right bike same time
don't mind do you
I'll tell you what while I'm gone the
whole house is yours
you're in charge as I sound neat huh you
think you can handle it champ
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I guess I thought that P would
understand that I'd been trying to get a
date with Margie since last summer
thinking in town so I said to him dad
buddy it's like that you scratch my back
I'll scratch yours Wow
but we'll have to yourself this morning
I stood with the refrigerator door open
for 45 minutes because I could so I
wanted to do that you want to come in
for some milk
we can drink straight from the carton
excuse me sir can I help you no I live
here but I'm funny well now it's my turn
knock knock who's there not you the
house has been filled
so what do you mean so the buyer and the
seller reach an equitable agreement in
which the seller waved us to write
exchange for cash stuff huh
let me explain it to you you don't live
here anymore
your brother fill the house you get it
it's not brain surgery I should know I
used to be a brain surgeon until
acquired me you leave a sandwich inside
of one head I'm a card Margie can you
give me a second here I gotta talk to my
brother he wants an answer now
maybe we should work at that besides
enough make him
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your P must enough all weekend again how
could you do this
E they met my price
have you lost it dad's gonna k*ll us
no gonna k*ll you
you're doing sure what's the matter with
you boys like I always say fighting is
no way to solve your problems
Roy Kretsch mark and this here is the
missus and the two sprouts we're the new
owners of your lovely house
how'd you like to come in for some blood
cake I'm sorry you see there's been some
sort of mistake my builders right the
guy could be disease
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correct my family meet you line you
along with your particular pieces of
jewelry fully reclinable crebbil oh and
what about that shimmering no wax smooth
kids love it you could cr*ck your head
open it's very dangerous but fun your
bathroom comes equipped with nothing
glass fixtures and Gluck fully
operational toilet the tonic shine don't
expect to go number two and either that
won't be a problem
and here's a place to escape the ups and
downs of the day you always wish
hideaway there's nail poking down from
the ceiling but you know it's roomier
than it looks from the outside
Oh our first phone call Treach my
residence
we checked a phone call away
hello hi honey I'm glad I got cheese
what times everything pretty much to say
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well don't go in the house great you
like that right sell the house
funny oughtta go his father's gassed
himself again I'll call you later
later when mom like a dog with a bladder
problem Gretchen was leaving their mark
everywhere there was no way around it I
had let my dad down and if I didn't stop
in Cincinnati
he was going to stop me from living
you're in charge that's what my dad said
he trusted me with this whole house and
now I trusted him to take my head off
with a 9-iron what else could go wrong
how about a garage sale all my family's
possession what's going on
Oh like I always say one man's trash is
another man's treasure but this is our
treasure I mean if you're going to get
rid of all our stuff why don't you just
sauce the whole house sorry
a deal's a deal but hey I can once you
have this heavy-duty leaf back for a
buck so the catch max it's so much
native Indian music yeah that's my dad
he'll k*ll you you see he had bought you
this for your birthday what's it doing
on the damaged goods table well it is
missing an eye but it's yours for 15
cents so the crutch Marsh was
unstoppable as a lava flow if I was
going to get the house and all our junk
back I was gonna have to call in the
truth
family in the correct method nativism
luck why would I want to sleep today
my family will have to leave the
neighborhood and that means pain will be
gone forever
it will be sad and alone the rest of
your miserable life okay Bhoomi moly not
bad for a buck
howdy partner
I'm known as Mac number that's him
three weeks I know they told you this
but your house is on the official well
no cattle Mary - yes mandalas Amazing
Race masters and come right in like my
royal with them when you got fresh
cookies you can't go wrong with fresh
milk
help yourself partner man I'm from the
site the airport today are you whether
you live under was the nation's busiest
flight pattern and that some airports
have society guidelines the luggage
control lovely like my boy always says
you can't go wrong with free clothes and
Billy just loves airplanes
he's in junior pilot school
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see just calling to remind you there's a
casserole in the fridge
yeah we found and don't forget we'll be
home tomorrow at 7 o'clock no rush 21
hours I did grilled Pete I had to get
the crutch Martha and I had to find a
pro you know Wrigley all these years
I've known you
tremens never invited me in your house
Thanks voice the shopping that's going
to believe is a desperate charity comes
to me for help so we get down to
business shall we
I help you what happened anything you
can read everything in the house dig up
the yard contaminated with nuclear waste
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you got any Neapolitan ice cream quickly
very good hi night
that night I expected to find a crutch
mark running for their lives and endless
Mike's standing atop a pile of furniture
laughing as flames burst all around them
instead pitch my kids fight I don't
believe you
you realize this is our last night here
mama dad trusted us to be responsible
and now looking up your fault
I know I put you in charge I thought
you'd act grown up for 1o so I can go
not me 50 your brother on the one most
ultimen weekend we could have ever had
you're still thinking about that stupid
weekend don't you get it when mom and
dad get back we're going to be grounded
for life okay take hand grounder we
don't have a house that's it I've had
enough am I here
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what do you think you're doing you
promised you yesterday traitor
so really 500 have you lost it
mom and dad are practically on their way
home and you want to ride bike my shirt
live large I am a lap ahead of you what
are you gonna do that I don't know why I
cared but if I couldn't get our house
back the next best thing was whip feet
but I'm gonna crush you like roadkill
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I'm not sure when could have been the
inside turn I'm not 325
closing in on teeth I realized I was
actually having a great time and I new
line for me there's never been a better
friend in my own brother sure the race
ended in a tie but I wouldn't have had
it any other way
yeah nice race
I'm sorry teeth sorry I ditched it never
again see how long so I stole our house
just we had to do our wrigley 500 before
dad designs me you won't have him we
forget for minutes and a problem huh
don't worry Hartley
oh yeah this is surprise
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and we talk to you as if your crutch mar
like now
well certainly Oh Roy
what can I do for you fellas here you
can do it like either you go or the
house goes well I can see you mean
business Christy yeah can shake whoa
let's not be hasty like I always say you
don't live here anymore
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time running out and mom and dad in
sight
there was one option left our home our
lives are in these laws like right here
he's not just over Tina would measure
ourselves growing up and look these
footprints they repeat first step
we've spent our whole lives in this
house it's working I first met me I
think I understand this house really
needs a lot of you let's go back to well
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know we'll build on the memories
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nice knowing been a good brother now
congratulations thank you
hey your wrigley no no you're more than
me your men read honest manly mommy wow
what a lovely welcome oh I know any
street people they loaded a crutch more
it's so nice to meet you
you've kept a lovely home so do you
folks live around here you could say
that right here in fact got quite a deal
- I don't follow you stranger we kind of
sold them the house after Dad calm down
a bit
he looked at our side of things and God
he didn't matter
but a week later mr. kretchner was
transferred to Alaska and we got our
house back as for Pete and I we agreed
to spend the whole weekend together the
next time we get the house torso which
knowing mom and dad will be in about 30
years
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03x01 - 35 Hours
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Centers around two brothers, both named Pete Wrigley, and their humorous and surreal adventures in suburbia among their equally eccentric friends, enemies, and neighbors.
Centers around two brothers, both named Pete Wrigley, and their humorous and surreal adventures in suburbia among their equally eccentric friends, enemies, and neighbors.