01x08 - The Bogey Man / Crudburger

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♪ We are splitsboro kids


♪ And we go to sidekick school


♪ Learning to be second best


♪ While playing by the rules


♪ Maxum man is missing


♪ Now we rule the school


♪ Flyin', smashin', bashin' stuff ♪


♪ And lookin' super cool


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ That's the life for me


♪ Half-sized super zeros


♪ With full-sized hero dreams


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ What an awesome gig


♪ Just like superheroes (just like superhzeroes)


♪ But only half as big


♪ Sidekick!


♪♪♪


Eric, vana rock, paper, scissors,


Enchanted hammer, black hole!


(Energy blasts)


(Grunts of effort)


(Laughs)


How awesome!


Yi-ah!


Eric agh! No!


Mm-hm.


Erica agh!


No!


Maxum brain scissors banish hammer!


Eric loses!


Games... In a row!


In your face!


'S the charm, dude!


New game!


Okay, vana,


I'm thinking of a number between one and-


Six.


(Frustrated scream)


Guys, games are supposed to fun, right?


Who cares who wins?


Maxum brain well, maxum man for one.


If a hero does not win, what is he?


He's eric! Hah! I am being kidding.


Let me show you.


Welcome to maxum on maxum, chapter :


"Winning at winning!"


(Fight bell rings)


Smashy, smashy time!


Maxum man while competing against friend or foe,


Always remember one thing.


Winning isn't everything...


(Energy blasts)


(Giggling)


It's the only thing!


Ungh!


Ha! Don't worry, golly gee kid, I'll go easy on you.


You're the best!


Oopy!


Oh... Oh... Oh-oh-oh...


Ahhhh!


(Splat) oof!


I'm okay!


If you're not a winner, then...


Well, I don't even want to finish that sentence.


Just win, okay?


Next on maxum on maxum:


Turning modesty into m-awesomeness!


Vana I told you winning was everything.


Fine! What game is next?


It won't matter


Because you're still gonna lose.


Hey! I've got a free game park pass!


Mini-golf? Sounds good to me.


Well, it sounds even better to me!


Kitty where'd you get the free pass?


Trevor from a guy. With a golf-club hand.


In an alley. On a full moon.


Kitty and that doesn't bother anyone?


Let's do this. Oh, it's on!


Okay, it's just me then.


(Rumbling)


(Crash)


(Collective gasp)


Trevor hey! It's putter arm guy!


Yes, but you probably know me better as...


The bogey man!


(Cues thunder)


The splittsboro mini-golf tournament?


Came in second place?


I missed the last putt.


Everyone made fun of me...?


I vowed revenge!


(Sighs heavily) well, this is my revenge!


Trevor cool remote.


What channels does it get?


(Buttons beep)


(Hard thump) agh!


(Energy zaps)


(Energy crackles) ahhhhhhhhh!



(Laughing)


(Laughing)


The bogey man there is no escape!


The whole world will pay for mocking my loss!


Eric okay, one, nobody even remembers your loss,


And two, how will shrinking us into a snow globe


Make the whole world pay?


I expected more customers.


Behold! The mini-golf course of doom!


Everyone plays.


The winner goes free, leaving the losers behind


To stay in my snow globe...


Forever!


Sorry, bogey man! We're a team


And you'll never divide us!


Vana fore!


Yes!


Eric vana, what are you doing?!


Here's the plan I win,


I get out of the globe, I kick bogey man's butt,


I rescue everyone.


Oh, and did I mention the part


Where I win?


(Shears clink)


(Fire roars)


(Metallic clanking)


Well, I think it's a better idea if I win


And do all that stuff first!


Ah-ah-ah! Wait for it!


(Ball whistles through air)


Eric oh, come on! Two holes in one?


That's not even fair! Or possible!


Bogey man prepare yourself, for you stand before hole :


The dutch swirl!


(Windmills whir)


(Collective gasp)


Aaaaaagh!


Time for me to win,


Then get outta here and save us all.


And did I mention the part where I win?


Fore!


Don't you think


We should be concentrating on getting out of here,


Instead of you winning?


This way we get out of here and I get to b*at vana!


(Ball pings wildly off blades)


Eat that, miss "wait for it"!


Oof!


Nice try, but what you really wanted to do...


Was this!


Kitty?


Vana, I really think


We should be working together to-


Kitty!


All right.


But just because we practiced this,


And it's wicked cool!


(Giggles)


♪♪♪


Ahhhhh!


♪♪♪


(Explosions)


Booyah! Right back at ya, needles!


(Buzzer buzzes)


(Zombie-like moaning)


Wooo-hooo hooo-hooo-hooo!


(Buzzer buzzes)


(Loud explosions)


Eric arrrggghhhhh!


(Buzzer buzzes)


(Roars) ahhhhh!


(Buzzer buzzes)


(Putters clang)


(Fighting grunts)


(Heavy thud)


Yeah! We're never gonna get out of here.


(Groans)


Bogey man and now... The final hole!


I'm up!


Bogey man no one beats the log slam of...


(Lamely) fearfulness!


You can't rattle me.


I'm in the zone.


Boogah! Woogah! Jinx! Jinx!


Bing boing! Ring roing!


(Chuckles)


What are we doing?


Oof! (Splash)


Agh!


(Evil laughter)


Eric, put that club down!


The game doesn't matter!


We have to help each other escape!


But vana and I are almost tied!


Oh!


Oof!


Aahhhhhhhh!


Kitty!


Kitty whoaaaa! Eric!


Okay! Okay! Just let me make this putt.



Vena ahhhhh!


(Scared whimpering)


Bogey man (evil laughter)


Kitty aggggggghhhhhh!


Eric!


Aw man, what was I thinking?


Kitty! You were right!


Winning isn't everything.


Jump, I'll catch you!


Argh!


Vana stop wasting time!


Agh!


Let's get back to the game so I can win already!


Vana, winning has to wait!


Why?


Oh, that's why.


If you enjoyed the log of peril,


Wait'll you see... The... Banana of doom!


Hold on.


We only have a couple seconds


Before the giant banana gets here.


Giant banana...


(Eating noisily)


(Loud belch)


You done?


(Chuckles) for now.


Okay, here's the plan.


Bogey man is obsessed with winning.


Vana and I will use that to distract him,


While you guys climb out of here and...


Mph! My roommate ate my last banana.


So now, cringe in fear at...


The carrot of decimation!


Eric wow! That is one impressive carrot!


But how would you like to make this game


A little more interesting?


I already find this interesting.


Well, how about... One hole, just you and me.


I win, you set us all free;


And if you win, I give you...


Maxum man's mansion.


(Over-acting) eric! No!


He'll have all of maxum man's powerful weapons!


Not to mention his state-of-the-art


Virtual reality mega golf course!


And the kitchen... Full of bananas!


Maybe you guys are right.


Bogey man ha ha! Too late! I accept!


You know this is my course, right?


Where I am undefeated? I go first!


(Shears clang)


(Flames roar)


(Metallic clanking)


Yes! Finally,


I'm going to win something!


(Over-acting) this is the worst plan ever!


You'll never b*at him.


Go!


How was I supposed to know he was so good at mini golf?


He has a putter for a hand!


Eric that doesn't mean anything.


Can we get on a move on?


I love the arguing,


But save it


For when you are my eternal prisoners!


Thanks. I was getting rope burn.


(Sizzling)


Let's just get to the remote and zap them out of there.


Yahhhhh!


(Pained grunts)


(Lightning strikes)


Ow! Yaaa! Oof! Agh!


Vana it totally worked!


Let's see how you like it down here for eternity,


Bogey man!


Kitty, get us outta here!


All right! We did it!


Ew!


You know, technically, we still don't have a winner.


I got these free anti-matter curling tickets.


Where did you get those from?


A guy with a broom for a hand.


In a dark alley.


Sounds good to me!


Sounds even better to me!


♪♪♪


Pamplemoose remember class, za pop quiz on cold fusion welding


Could happen anytime!


It happens now!


(Laughing maniacally)


(Collective gasps)


I knew these invisibility suits would come in handy.


Let's turn 'em on and sneak outta here!


(Energy hums)


Students (laughing)


(Laughing)


Trevor! These aren't invisibility suits,


They're disappearing suits!


Aggggghhhh!


(Frightened whimpers)



Pamplemoose nein!


You have failed za emergency alien alarm system test.


F's for you!


(Giggling)


(Laughing)


Trevor (screaming) ha! Ha!


Eric really? You swallowed your flight ring again?


Hey, if you're so smart,


Why are you flying over a laser field?! Hah!


(Zap) aaaaaagh!


I've never felt wind on my inny parts before!


(Chuckles)


Wow! Reassembled perfectly.


That was lucky!


And we weren't even embarrassed this time!


Students (laugh)


And there it is.


Trevor (eating noisily)


I wonder if I can hide my head


Until school is over,


You know, in like ten years.


(Gagging)


Voice feel the power of the triple slam!


(Loud crashing)


Whoa!


What was that?! Are we under att*ck?!


Only by the awesomest thing I've ever seen!


Xox sink your teeth into a burger so good it's e-vile!


The crudburger triple slam!


Two mostly meat patties surround a cheese slice


Cursed in the pits of a demon dimension.


Whoa!


Xox then smothered in diesel-flavoured bbq sauce!


(expl*si*n)


I eat burger; you eat burger!


Xox the crudburger triple slam!


Only at crudburger on the e-vile side of town!


Stomach insurance sold separately!


(Explodes)


Students (cheering)


Wow! Only the coolest people eat crudburgers!


That's it! We're gonna take a walk on the evil side


And get ourselves a crudburger!


That'll prove we're cool.


Evil and burgers?


Those are my three favourite things!


Hey girls!


Trevor and I are about to do something so awesome


And so dangerous, and so not at school,


So I was...


You want us to cover for you


So pamplemoose won't know you've gone to crudburger.


How did you...?


Uh, we're psychic.


And at the same table as you.


Hello!


Vana we'll cover.


It'll be fun to watch you guys crash and burn


Trying to pull this off.


Thanks! You guys are awesome!


You think they'll survive the evil side of town?


Hah! They can barely survive the good side of town.


Skipping class, are vee?


I don't think so!


No one has skipped my class and survived!


No one!


(Slurping) mmm... Fruity.


Man, who knew the good side of town


Would be so hard to cross!


I hope the evil side isn't much worse.


(Sirens wail, woman screams)


I really gotta stop


Saying stuff like that out loud.


You got the map?


Trevor yep!


There's about a million of these evil maps


In my dad's office.


Huh. He must really like maps.


Master xox ah, it seems maxum man's sidekick


And his handsome friend,


Have decided to take a walk on the e-vile side.


It's time those kids learned


That sometimes good guys finish destroyed!


Snack time!


(Popping) mmm... Pop-a-licious!


Wow! We built some pretty good eric and trevor decoys.


I still think we could've just used these.


Who'd know the difference?


Robot eric what up, dawg?


I am the real eric and clearly not a robot.


All wow! Cool!


(Whimpering)


Trevor oh relax, it's just a death ray,


A spine crusher monkey, and a rusty gate...


That leads to a cemetery filled with alien zombies.


(Gulps)


Hmm... Time for the old xox welcome!


(Evil laughter)


Hammer lights! Cool!


Agh! I'm not a nail! Not a nail!



Agh!


Down here!


(Crashing)


Trevor missed me!


Ooh! Missed me!


Hey!


(Evil laughter)


Trying to be destroyed, are we?


Vell, you vont get avay from me so easily!


Nein! No one skips my-


(Bang)


(Ping)


You ever get that feeling like...


Somebody's trying to destroy you?


No. Why?


Is someone trying to destroy me?!


Is it you?!


Oh, forget it.


(Brain flushes like a toilet)


Done.


Eric yikes!


Please say we're near crudburger!


Super close!


We just have go through cyborgtown, skull city,


And slugsburg, and we're there!


(Raindrops sizzle)


Aw, dude, rain?


I wanted to visit slugtown gardens


While we were here.


They're legendary, dude.


(Lasers blast)


Eric that's weird.


Raindrops don't burn things on the good side of town...


Or follow us!


Ahhhh!


Master xox (laughing)


Eric and trevor ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


You vill not ruin my perfect attendance record!


I vill shtop you!


Aaaaaaargh!


(Groans in pain)


Oh... (Sighs)


Vana I don't get it.


Everyone seems to like the robots!


Well, they are kinda fun.


Student heads up!


(Whirring)


(Clang, clang, clang)


Student aaaaaaaaaarggh!


(Bonk)


(Robotic) ha! Ha!


What a catch! Way to go, trevor!


I am trevor. That is how I roll.


I knew we should've used these.


Nobody'd think these were cool.


Hey, eric!


Arrrrrrggggghhhhh!


(Pop)


Okay, I think we're through the worst of it...


And we're about to find out who's been chasing us.


Is it a banjo-playing fish?


Eric close.


You're trespassing, boys.


Your sidekicking days are over!


(Laughing triumphantly)


(Whirring)


Um... Would you mind moving around?


I can barely see you... Ah, forget it.


I'll just hit everything!


Oooh! Pretty!


Eric let's "oooh" from over here!


Why isn't he sh**ting?


He's trying to k*ll us with suspense!


Master xox pamplemoose! How many times must I destroy you?


And how many body parts do you even have left?


More than enough to deal with you, xox.


Back avay from za students!


Zey are mine!


Sorry, my side of town,


Mine for the destroying!


You vant destroying?! I'll give you destroying!


Bring it on, saucer boy!


(Whimpering) maybe xox fell asleep?


Forget xox! Look!


Eric yes! We did it! It's crudburger time!


We have to end this!


Those dummies are disrupting


The natural social order of the school -


Meaning me at the top!


Oh, relax! It's not so bad, i-


(Girls giggle)


(Ferociously) arrgh! This stops now!


Eric we made it! Our key to coolness...


In a bun!


(Lasers blast)


(Grunts)


Four crudburger triple slams, please... To go!


Want me should super mutate burger


For extra seventy five cents?


Nach-rally.



(Huge, thunderous expl*si*n)


(Heavy thud, xox scrapes against door)


Both aaaaaawesome...


And that's to go!


Thank you!


Master xox (groans)


Trevor (giggles)


(Steam hisses)


(Bell rings)


Eric we're so close!


I can feel the not getting laughed at already!


We are gonna be heroes!


First stop showing you to everyone;


Next stop my belly!


My burgers! Nooooo!


Now nobody's gonna know how cool we are!


No one plays hooky from my class!


No one!


(Whimpering) but burgers...


Belly... Mine!


Nein! You vill complain on your own time.


Detention for you!


Und zhen, a hot bath for me!


Ooh!


Students go eric! Go trevor!


Go eric! Go trevor! Go eric! Go trevor!


Eric well, at least we didn't get laughed at again.


Yeah, and those robots


Actually made us look cool and popular.


Maybe things worked out after all.


There is only one cure for popularity...


Humiliation.


(Zapping)


Students (laughing)


(Laughing)


(Zapping)


(Laughing)


Entire city (roaring with laughter)


And there it is.