- ♪ SpongeBob ♪
- ♪ I'm off to summer camp ♪
- ♪ SpongeBob ♪
- ♪ Through nature I will tramp ♪
- ♪ SpongeBob will have you screaming ♪
- ♪ While milk is streaming right out of your nose ♪
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa!
Ahh! Ahh!
♪ ♪
- ♪ SpongeBob ♪
- ♪ When nature's calling ♪
♪ You'll see me hauling ♪
♪ I'm hitting the trail ♪
[jolly music]
♪ ♪
- [sniffs]
Huh?
Ew!
Yech!
[trash clattering]
[grunting]
How do you live like this?
- [yawns]
How do you mean?
- Like this? Wah!
Whoa!
[crashing]
[grumbles]
- Hey!
I just organized that pile.
- [grumbles]
That does it!
Clean up this cabin immediately or else!
[door slams]
[trash clattering]
- Ah, he's just trash-talkin'.
- Yeah, but as Dinghies, we should have cabin pride.
Let's get cleaning!
- Yeah!
[grunts]
This stinks.
- Yeah, let's try something else.
- [humming]
Hmm?
What in tarnation?
[dramatic music]
[both grunting]
- [shouts]
- You're crazy as a bullbat if you think you
can shove garbage up my tube!
[grunts]
[both grunt]
- Sorry, Sandy.
We're really good at making messes but bad at cleaning up.
- You know, fellers, I've been tinkering
with a notion that'd be perfect for this here situation.
Now close your eyes.
[both giggle]
[sawing, drilling, hammering]
OK, you can open your eyes!
both: Ooh!
- [gasps]
Wow!
You--
[record scratches]
--didn't do anything.
- Or did I?
SAL, will you show the boys here how to clean up a room?
- It would be my genuine pleasure.
[whimsical music]
♪ ♪
[vacuum whirring]
♪ ♪
[both gasp]
- Ha.
♪ ♪
- Uh--
- Ah!
- You missed a spot.
[popping]
[bell dings]
- Now, that's what I call clean.
Hey, Sandy, how did a cabin do all that?
- Boys, meet the Sentient Automated Lodge.
I call him "SAL."
- Oh!
- Pleased to make your acquaintance.
- Hi, SAL.
How's it "glowin'"?
[laughs]
Get it?
- His mainframe, or brain, is situated
cozy as a cub up in my dome.
- My job is to optimize your cabin living experience,
from controlling the climate to scheduling
your camp time activities.
For instance, my sensors indicate that you are hungry.
So I took the liberty of making you
lots and lots of pizza.
[bell dings]
both: Yay!
- I love you.
- Hey!
I thought I told you to clean this--
Um, nice job.
- Nom-nom-nom.
Pizza, Squidward?
- Really?
OK!
[yells]
[groans]
Oh, now I'm a mess.
- Allow me to assist you.
- [groaning]
Hmm?
[grumbling]
[groans]
- Are you OK, Squidward?
- [groans]
I feel--
Wonderful!
- Happy to assist you.
Let us dance to celebrate my awesomeness.
[dance music]
- Whoa!
- Get down with your bad selves, uh-huh.
♪ ♪
[mechanical whirring]
I thought it would be nice to sleep under the stars tonight.
Good night.
- Good night, SAL!
Ah!
- SAL is awesome.
- Yep, there's no slack in his rope.
- And the best part is, we have him all to ourselves.
- [gasps]
Squidward, you're right.
We should throw a big party so the whole camp can enjoy SAL.
- What?
No, I meant the opposite!
Oh, it's like I'm talking to a wall.
[excited chatter]
- This place is awesome. - Greetings, y'all!
- Ooh!
- We invited you here to introduce
the Sentient Automated Lodge, who we call "SAL."
- Greetings, campers.
It has come to my attention that you like to "par-tay."
[dance music]
[together] Wow!
Whoa!
[cheering]
- Larry is dancing.
[chuckles]
Check it.
[both grunting]
- Meep, meep, meep.
Meep-meep, meep-meep-meep!
Phew! Meep.
- [laughing]
- [babbling]
Ooh.
These guys seem overheated, SAL.
Could you adjust their climate?
- It would be my pleasure.
[all panting]
Coolant applied.
[all sigh]
- [shivering]
- Actually, SAL, that one guy on the end
could use a little warm-up.
- Not a problem.
[light sizzling]
- Meep.
[laughter]
- Hmm?
Oh.
A true butler always anticipates the next mess.
- [laughing]
- Pizza Frisbee!
Yeah!
- Hmm?
What the?
Hmm?
Food fight!
[grunts] - [grunts]
Huh? Oh?
Food fight!
[laughter]
- Food fight!
- Wait! Stop!
You're making a mess!
- Whoa!
- Huh? Phew!
Oh!
- [laughing]
- Stop! Messy!
[chips f*ring]
No!
None of this is helping!
[laughter]
Mess too overwhelming!
My attempts to keep the cabin orderly have failed.
Only one solution.
[alarm blaring]
[laughter]
[alarm blares]
all: Huh?
[screaming]
- [laughing]
[gasps]
[screaming]
- SAL!
What in tarnation are you doing?
These are our friends!
- It is clear that you and your friends are the problem.
- Whoa!
[triumphant music]
[sighs]
All better.
[sparkles chiming]
[all grunting, groaning]
- This bag does nothing for my figure.
[mischievous music]
♪ ♪
[both groan]
[clarinet squeaking]
- Hey, that's my clarinet!
- Hey, I didn't know your clarinet played music.
- Huh?
Ahh!
- Hazard detected.
[both screaming]
Activating lockdown mode.
[alarms blaring]
- Oh, what are we gonna do now?
- Hmm.
Ooh, I got an inkling of a notion.
[indistinct chatter]
[together] Shush, shush, shh-shh.
- All right, here's the plan.
We need a slingshot Squidward through the window.
- Wait, what?
Why me?
- Well, 'cause the porthole is small, and you're the most
"porthole-iest." - Wait.
Ahh!
[grunts]
[grumbles]
- That's not how you hit a wall!
[shouts]
[thump]
- Well, now that you are stuck,
you can join my rhythm section.
- Oh, no!
Free-form jazz!
[yelling]
[both grunting]
- Hey, that's not half bad.
[all grunting]
- That ought to keep SAL distracted.
[grunting]
[suspenseful music]
[splashing]
[grunting]
[panting]
- [gasps]
- Sandy?
What are you doing, Sandy?
Sandy, stop.
I'm beginning to feel loopy.
- Why don't you sing a pretty little song
to make yourself feel better?
- ♪ I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah ♪
♪ You're a Goofy Goober, yeah ♪
♪ Goofy, Goofy, Goober ♪
[warbles]
- Sorry, SAL.
[all grunting]
- Oh.
Ooh.
Hey, my butt's not a drum anymore, guys!
Oh.
- You did it, Sandy!
- Ah!
- Yay, Sandy!
[both groan]
- [sighs]
Yeah, but I feel horrible about it.
All SAL wanted to do was help.
- I wish we could help him by helping him help.
- [gasps]
Ooh, we can!
I just got a humdinger of an idea!
[light music]
- Another pinch of paprika.
- Enough with the paprika already!
- My sensors indicate that this stew needs a little kick.
Ooh, a jalapeño.
Perfect.
- I'm not a jalapeño.
I'm your boss!
[grunts]
Hey, unhand me at once!
Whoa!
[stew bubbling]
[lips smacking]
Hmm, it does need more paprika.
- Ah, summer camp.
Another day, another terrible meal.
- [crying]
- [screaming] - [gasps]
Sacrebleu!
- [gasps]
Quiet, y'all.
You hearing this?
[noisy munching]
- That's the sound of people eating and liking it!
It's coming from over there.
- [grunts]
- [pants]
- [mutters]
- Huh?
[noisy munching]
- Plankton, you've outdone yourself.
- [grunts]
Why, thank you, oh, signer of my checks.
Ahh!
- A toast to Chef Plankton, who gave us all--
[all groaning]
--food poisoning.
[all retching]
- [grunts]
How dare you?
There's nothing wrong with my food.
[noisy munching]
[gulps]
See?
[groaning]
[light music]
[all moaning]
- We're all too sick.
So one of you junior counselors will have to take the helm.
[groaning]
Huh?
Oh, my.
Oh!
Oh, you better get that checked.
Ooh, you got a condition there, I think.
You, handsome!
[groans]
You're in charge.
- Me?
[all muttering]
I'm glad Mr. Krabs sees the importance of leaving
someone responsible in charge.
Now take good care of them, Pearl.
Bye-bye.
- [coos]
- Attention, campers.
The adults are all sick.
But in their infinite wisdom, they put me in charge.
So have no fear.
I will run a tight ship.
- Oh, please.
Krabs was delusional, or he wouldn't have picked a nerd
like you to be in charge.
- Bro, only a loser wouldn't take this
opportunity to full-on party!
[all cheering]
[all screaming]
- Krabs put you in charge.
Do something.
[all screaming]
- So you guys messed up and now you want me to fix everything?
- Yes, anything you say.
Just lead us, bro.
- All right, I'll fix your mess.
I've come here to kick butt and play clarinet,
and I left my clarinet in my cabin.
- [growling]
- Ahh! - Hey!
- Huh?
- No sacrifices to the Kraken!
- [groans]
- Hey, guys, come back!
[all cheering]
- No catapulting canoes.
- Ohh. - Oh, shucks.
- Aw.
- [laughing]
- No anchovies on pizza!
- Meep!
Meep, meep, meep--
- [groans]
[noisy munching]
- [slurping]
- Put out that fire!
- [slurping]
- Hmph.
- Straighten the stack!
- [grunting]
- [screams]
- Shore up the tower!
- We'll save you!
- Whoa! - [grunts]
- Phew!
- Paint the cabins!
[both chuckling]
- This is fun!
[drill whirring]
- [grunting]
- [mumbling]
all: Ahh.
- I can't believe it!
Counselor Squidward really pulled it off!
- We believe in you, Mr. Tentacles!
- Thank you. Thank you.
Yes, it's true.
I did something amazing here today.
And tomorrow I shall make this camp the greatest camp ever!
[together] Hooray! Yay!
[all cheering]
[militaristic music]
♪ ♪
- [slurps]
Ah.
What a glorious day in Camp Squidward, the perfect camp.
- Huh?
- A rose by any other name.
Ha, ah-ha, ah-ha!
- [blows raspberry]
[toilet flushes]
- Ah, my own personal outhouse that I don't have to share.
[chuckles]
[all groaning]
[drill whirring]
Ah, the statue.
It may be of me, but it's really for the people.
Huh?
Hey, loafer!
Report for statue construction!
- Not fun!
[dramatic music]
- [grunts]
- Excuse me, Mr. Tentacles.
- That's Camp Master Tentacles to you.
- Uh, Camp Master Tentacles, why are we throwing out
all of Mr. Krabs's stuff?
- How else will I be able to move
my far superior furniture in?
- [groans]
Squidward's head is getting more
swole than an unmilked udder.
I never thought I'd miss an adult in charge.
- Wah! Wah!
Wah!
[gulp]
[militaristic music]
[horn blows]
[all panting]
- Oh, I really worked up an appetite
with all that hard labor.
- Welcome, "Squampers."
I've made my specialty--
baked broccoli loaf a la Squidward.
Now eat it!
- Huh?
- Enjoy.
[dramatic music]
- [groaning]
I don't understand.
I can fit it in my mouth, but I don't want to eat it!
What madness is this?
- Excuse me, Mr. Tentacles!
Can we maybe get some apples or at least some milk?
- Only loyal "Squampers" get apples and milk.
In fact, let me introduce you to them, my new Squid Guard!
[whistle tweets]
[all barking]
both: Ahh!
- Now, back to work!
[together] Ahh!
[panting]
- The cheese has slipped off his cr*cker.
Pass it on.
[mischievous music]
[all growling]
- Huh?
[panting]
D'yoo!
The cheese has slipped off his cr*cker.
Whoop.
[grunts]
- Campers of the revolution, it's time
to take our camp back.
- Revolution?
I thought we were here for cheese and crackers.
- All the campers are fed up with Squidward's
ironfisted rule!
- Don't worry.
I have a plan that'll free us all, but I'm gonna
need y'all's help.
[jolly music]
- Aha!
There's a loyal "Squamper" raising my glorious flag.
- [panting]
- Patrick, of all my "Squampers,"
I didn't think you would remember my flag.
Raise it high so everyone can see their illustrious leader.
- [grunting]
Kamp Koral rules!
Camp Squidward drools!
- What?
I'll show you who drools!
[whistle tweets]
[all barking]
- Ahh!
[panting]
[all growling]
- Who wants it?
Who wants the ball?
[all panting]
[grunts]
Fetch!
[all barking]
- Hmm.
Now, where did they go?
Huh?
My flower bed?
My powder room!
My statue!
[growls]
How dare they?
My camp!
Someone's going to pay!
[clarinet music]
Huh?
♪ ♪
My clarinet!
You monsters!
[grunting]
Yeah!
Gotcha! [clarinet music]
What?
♪ ♪
[grunts]
♪ ♪
Huh?
[grunts]
Huh?
[growls] [grunts]
♪ ♪
Huh?
[panting]
[groaning]
[growling]
Give me my clarinet!
[clarinet tooting] Huh?
[panting]
My baby!
[ground crackling]
Uh-oh.
Ahh!
[groans]
- We finally caught us a tyrant.
[laughter]
- Uh--
[chuckles]
Maybe I went a little too far?
- Not as far as you're gonna go!
[laughter]
- A for effort, Mr. Tentacles.
- But fail on the follow-through.
Camp Squidward ends in , --
- Wait!
What in blazes is going on here?
Plankton, get up there and untie Counselor Squidward.
- Whoa!
[grunting]
There you go.
- [grunts]
Oh, thank you!
Thank you!
[crying]
- There, there.
This happens every time I put a camper in charge.
Whew, let us never forget the horrors of Camp Bubble Bass.
- [squawking]
All right, enough of this nonsense!
Kamp Koral is back in business!
[sign clangs]
[all cheering]
Oh, Plankton.
- What?
- This is for the food poisoning.
[grunts]
- Wait.
Ahh!
[sizzles]
[all cheering]
01x22 - Are You Smarter Than A Smart Cabin?/Deep Sea Despot
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Follows 10-year-old SpongeBob SquarePants as he spends his summer at a sleepaway camp called Kamp Koral.
Follows 10-year-old SpongeBob SquarePants as he spends his summer at a sleepaway camp called Kamp Koral.