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(dramatic music)

(air whooshing)

(bright upbeat music)

Yeah

Yeah

Let me sing

Ooh

Ooh

See, funny thing

about love is

You never really know

when it's comin'

But you better believe

you'll know when it's there

True story

I must've been searchin'

Though I wasn't lookin'

for much

Checkin' out the scene

Wasn't tryin' to get my

numbers up, ah

You know I keep it cool

I prefer to stay in the cut

Don't want no

attention on me

When I'm tryin' to shake

the blues up off me

But then I saw your face, ah

It caused my heart to pace

Girl, you're lookin'

like a million bucks

Something 'bout the way

you strut your stuff

Oh, girl, you're fine

as you wanna

What I'm supposed to do

Somethin' told me got

no time to lose

Go ahead and bust a move

Funny thing about love

When it comes and goes

You never know

So you gotta keep your

heart exposed

And you can be sure

There's no cause and no cure

And if it wants you, ah

It'll come and find you, ah

- Dear God, thank you

for everything

you've done for me

and my family.

You keep us happy and safe.

But is it okay if I ask

you for something?

(wind howling softly)

Well, I think that was a yes.

Okay.

I know you may be expecting

me to ask for cool stuff,

like dolls and makeup

and Switch games,

so please know that I

won't be mad

if you give me those things,

but this time I've decided to

go big with what I'm asking.

I want a little brother.

Can you make that happen?

Of course you can.

I heard it only takes like,

three months.

At least that's how it

is with puppies.

Thank you, Jesus. Amen.

(bright soulful music)

One thing I know about love,

uh

You might get what

you ask for

So you better be sure

(bright soulful music)

(distant traffic)

(soft moans)

(gentle music)

(soft chuckle)

- Mmm. Don't start nothin',

it won't be nothin'.

- If I don't start somethin',

then it won't be nothin'.

- Mmm-mmm.

- Mmm.

- You know you need to

get to work on time.

- But that hit and run, though.

It's gonna cause some delays.

- There was a hit and

run this morning?

- There's about to be.

(both laugh)

Mayhem.

- Okay, getting there.

Ooh, you know what'd be

so awesome right now?

- What?

- Some baby oil.

- Oh, you want some baby oil?

- I want some baby oil.

- Yes.

- But not for me, for you.

- Oh, for me?

- For you. Not me.

- Oh, Okay. Where's that?

- It's in the night stand.

Go get it.

- The night...

- G0 get it. Go get it.

- Yeah.

- Oh, yeah.

- This baby oil.

- Oh, you gonna put on a show?

- Yeah, baby, a show.

- Okay.

(he beatboxes)

Yes.

Yes!

(slaps chest)

- Oh yeah.

- Yes, like that.

- Like that.

- I love it.

- You like it when I slap it?

- I love it when you slap it.

- You like it when I rub

these ninganins?

- Rub those ninganins!

- Watch me squeeze

those ninganins.

- Squeeze those ninganins.

- Watch me, is this too much?

- No, baby.

No, no, no, keep going!

- Pinch those ninganins.

- Yeah!

Pinch those ninganins.

- Yeah, okay.

- Whoo.

- Girl, I'm about to pounce.

- Yes!

Okay, Simba.

- Simba!

(they imitate "Lion King" music)

(door burst open)

- What y'all doing?

- What? Rae!

Why are you not

dressed for school?

- I heard weird noises.

Like a zoo.

(lighthearted music)

- Like a zoo?

- Like a zoo?

Oh, that's weird?

You should go, go, go, go, go,

go.

Get, get get, get dressed

for school, honey.

- Yes.

- Daddy?

- Yep.

- Why are you so greasy?

- Oh, because, sweetie, your

mother is a praying woman.

- Yes.

- And she put the, um,

the anointing on me.

- Sho' did.

- Hallelujah.

- But why is it

all over your body?

- Because...

Daddy needs so much prayer.

- Yes.

We are a praying family, Rae.

- We're a praying family.

Hallelujah.

- Okay?

Rae, out.

Jesus will lead you to, and

you need prayer too, baby.

Go.

- Okay.

(door closes)

- Jesus.

- Now, where were we?

(phone buzzes)

- Ah, ooh, prayin'

Ooh. (growls)

(chuckles)

(phone buzzes)

Oh.

- Oh, come on!

- I'm sorry. Wait.

- [Jeff] What's going on?

- Baby, people are looting

the beauty supply store

on East 12th Street.

Roger's saying that he's

gonna be here any minute.

- Are you serious?

- Yeah, I know. I'm so sorry.

I hate it too.

I'm sorry.

- All right.

(car horn beeps)

- Oh, that must be Roger.

Baby, I promise. I'll

make it up to you, okay?

- Okay.

- Can you do me a favor?

- Yeah.

- Daddy, I need you to take

Raeleigh to school.

- Yes, got it.

- I'm gonna pounce on you later.

- (laughs) Okay.

- Okay.

(blows out)

(phone chirps)

(lighthearted music)

(lighthearted music continues)

- Okay, Roger, let's get

this in one take, all right?

(bell chimes)

- What in the whole?

(light music)

(door clatters)

As we see here,

recent community

uprisings and protests

taking place all over

the country,

have ultimately spread

into our community

as angry and

frustrated protestors

loot this hair supply store

here on East 12th Street.

I am here with the owner,

Ms. Lucretia Davis.

Ms. Davis, seeing all this

occur in the matter of minutes,

how does this make you feel?

(light music)

- It makes me feel upset, hurt,

betrayed.

I have served this community

for more than 10 years,

and this is how y'all repay me!

Listen, looting is not gonna

solve the issue at hand.

All it's gonna do is make

our communities look weak.

- Are those hair products

from the drug store next door,

Ms.

- Yeah. Gotta restock

my shelves, you know?

But it's called a

circle of life!

- Oh, okay.

Oh my God.

- Oh!

- Does your wig, ma'am,

have a wig?

- Listen, you gotta stay ready

(light music continues)

so you don't have to

get ready, honey, okay?

(giggles)

- Roger. Cut.

You know what, just cut.

- If you drink pineapple

juice, then what does?

- It doesn't have the

same effect.

And I'm just thinking, you know,

that third that we were

talking about bringing in?

- Ohh!

- Maybe they would like the...

Taste.

- Okay.

Okay, we can do that.

- Yeah.

- We can do that. I like that.

- I like that too.

- I like that.

That's brainstorming.

- Mm-hmm.

It's the teamwork.

- You come up with the ideas.

- We do it together.

- I'll just, you know,

follow suit.

Okay.

- A little teamwork.

(smooth, jazzy music)

(indistinct chatter)

- Ah, Max, Terry, please

come in. Have a seat.

- Okay.

- Thank you.

- All right.

It's a very interesting

choice of blouse.

- Oh. Thank you.

- Nice pop of red.

- That's my favorite color.

Yeah.

- Mm-hmm.

- Looks great.

- Right, first off, I'd

like a thank you both

for coming in this

morning.I appreciate it.

Now, unfortunately, I've

gotten reports

of some inappropriate

behavior between you two.

Not to be candid,

I personally have no issue

with office romances.

But a level of discretion

and professionalism

has got to be maintained.

- We do maintain discretion

and professionalism.

- Okay.

Okay, that's good to know.

Just take a look here.

(lighthearted music)

Terry, on Tuesday,

did you wear an abnormally

short red skirt to the office?

- I mean, I do have nice legs.

- She does! Ham hocks

if you will. (chuckles)

- And I don't think there's

a crime in showing them off.

- No.

- Of course not,

of course not.

Max, when you saw Terry,

did you scream out?

"I'd like to put some

glaze on them hams?"

- Yeah, I said that.

Who doesn't love them some

glaze hams for dinner?

- I know I do.

- Okay.

(both chuckle)

- Sure. Delicious.

Listen folks, this is a

Black-owned media company, okay?

That's important.

And we have got to do better.

- Hmm.

- Yeah, but,

per the employee handbook where

we're not allowed to

talk about race.

- Hmm.

- So?

- Okay, next complaint.

(sighs)

Okay, so you remember

this past Christmas

the department decided

to decorate the offices?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

What did you do?

- I hung up the mistletoe.

- Mistletoe?

- Yeah, yeah.

I put it in my doorway.

It was fun.

And it was festive.

There's no harm in that.

- Who doesn't like mistiletoe?

What's that though?

(lighthearted music continues)

- Oh, that's a cameltoe, babe.

- Now, how come Terry

knows that and you don't?

- Because it's mine.

Yeah, I hung that up.

- You?

You hung it up.

(laughing)

Okay. Get out of my office.

- Oh.

(lighthearted music continues)

- Get up and get out.

- Okay. Can I take this?

You can have it though.

- Okay.

Oh, it's fine. We have copies.

It's fine. Leave it.

- [Max] God, that was yours!

- I know.

- Oh, man.

- I hate my job. I hate my job.

I hate my job. I hate my job.

I hate my job. I hate my job.

I hate my job.

- (puffs out) Come on. Come

on, come on, (indistinct),

last video today.

Oh, come on, Tisa.

(sighs)

(long gasp)

Oh, ain't this a-

(phone buzzes)

Oh.

This is Tisa.

Oh, hi.

(musical tone)

Wait, are you, are you serious?

(lighthearted music)

Yeah. No, no, no, yeah.

Of course, of course

I'll take it.

Three weeks?

Wow.

(lighthearted music continues)

Seriously?

Atlan, Atlanta.

Like at Atlanta, Atlanta?

No, no, no, no, no.

Okay, yeah, yeah.

No, I'm, I am, I'm the

right choice.

Yes.

Thank you.

- Hey!

- Hey.

You took a half day, babe?

- Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, boy.

(both kiss)

- What happened?

- I don't know. Just a

cameltoe and ham hocks.

It doesn't matter.

How was your day?

- I have some news.

- Okay. Good or bad?

- Well, I'll let you be

the judge of that.

- With the day I'm having

any news would be good news.

Except if you, you told

me you were pregnant!

- Oh!

I'd be like,

"That's the awful most news".

So what about you? What you got?

Tell me.

- So I heard back about

the open desk anchor spot.

- Okay?

- Yeah.

- And?

- Oh. And, I got the job!

- For real?

- Yeah.

- Baby!

I knew it.

My baby girl's gonna be

an anchor in Kansas City.

- No.

- Yes.

- Yeah. No.

- No.

(lighthearted music)

- Well, yes and no, because

I'm not, it's not Kansas.

It's...

- Where.

- Atlanta.

- Atlanta. How?

Atlanta, who?

- Atlanta, Georgia.

- How you gonna, how you

gonna work in Kansas City?

And then...

- Right? 'Cause I'm not.

- Oh.

Oh!

- So.

- So?

Oh, so you wanna sorta

move to Georgia?

Okay.

You do know why we left Georgia,

right?

- Yeah, but,

babe, that was a long time ago.

- Wow.

So you really wanna do this,

huh?

- I do.

I mean, we can't let our pasts

get in the way of our future,

right?

- You realize I'd have

to, have to quit my job.

- Are you serious?

- Yeah.

- The job that you hate.

Okay, come here.

(soft music)

Think of this as an

opportunity for you

to start the HR firm that

you've always wanted.

You know, and with the

bump in my salary,

it'll give us enough seed money

to get your business

off the ground.

- How much of a bump?

- You ready for it?

- Mm-hmm.

(lighthearted music)

200% bump, bump, bump.

- Damn, Oprah!

- Right?

- When do we leave?

- Three weeks.

- Damn, Oprah. Three weeks.

- I know. Wait.

- Hi.

- Hey, girl.

- Is everything okay?

- Yes. Why are you asking that?

- OMG! Are you

getting a divorce?

- No, baby. Of course not.

- You sure?

- Yes.

- Yes.

- Think about it really hard.

- Oh, no, baby, we're not.

(music stops abruptly)

- Oh.

- Baby, why do you look like

you're disappointed about that?

- Well, I was kind of

looking forward

to having two birthdays.

(lighthearted music)

- Well, that makes sense.

But actually, really,

your mother has something

she would like to tell you.

- Really?

- Really!

- Man of the house?

- Okay, listen up.

- So you're just gonna

leave this up to me?

- Absolutely. This is

your situation, not mine.

Listen to your mom.

- Okay? All right.

Rae, sweetie, mommy

received a job offer

and we are gonna be moving away.

- Where, honey?

- Atlanta.

- Mm-hmm!

- Atlanta?

- Yes.

- Georgia?

- There is only one.

- No baby girl, I know

that this is,

this is probably a lot for

you to process.

- It is!

I mean, what am I gonna wear?

I'm gonna need a whole

new wardrobe for Atlanta.

It's Black Hollywood.

(lighthearted music continues)

Reality shows, music, movies.

This is awesome!

So happy for you, mommy.

- Aw. Thank you, baby.

- I'm gonna go figure out

what clothes I'm donating

because I need to make room

for the whole new

wardrobe you're buying me.

- Oh!

- And this is gonna come with

a pretty hefty

inconvenience fee.

Oh, and just in case this

turns out really bad,

I'm gonna set a

reminder in my phone

to talk to my therapist

about this when I'm 30.

She's gonna need to

know when my life

started its downward spiral.

- Oh, downward spiral, huh?

Oh, that is your child.

- Wow.

- I don't even know

how she talks like this.

- Well, I mean, that went a

lot better than I anticipated.

Yeah.

I just wanted to let you know.

I'm glad I was here to

break the news.

- Would you, Jeff?

- Love you.

- You help. You...

Jesus.

(smooth music)

All I see is blesses

Got no time for stressin'

Don't believe in failures in

my life, it's only lessons

They just making room

for what I'm on now

I don't got a clue but I know

the one who does know how

Oh wow

It's like I'm learning

a game with the maker

I already know now

Destiny has my name know it's

coming it'll never got out

I know that

(music plays on)

- Everything okay over here,

sweetie?

- Yep.

- Good.

- Hey, y'all.

- Hey.

- Hi, daddy.

- Oh boy.

How you doing, baby girl?

- Good.

- I need some sugar.

(Rae chuckles)

(gives a big kiss)

- Hey!

- So how was your last

day working as a sl*ve?

Did Abe Lincoln show up and

escort you out the door?

- Ah. No, he did not.

- You should be happy.

You no longer have to

work for anyone anymore.

Now you get to be your

own boss and-

- And be broke as all get up.

- Shh!

Look, we need to show Rae

that we're a team, okay?

She needs to think that

you're happy about this.

- What are you whispering about?

- Huh? Nothing.

Just growing up stuff, dear.

- Oh, like how Daddy is scared

to move back to Atlanta?

It's not hard to tell.

(lighthearted music)

Every night I hear mommy singing

happy songs in the shower,

and daddy's crying

into his pillow.

(laughs)

It's pretty pitiful.

I feel bad for you.

- That's cute. I'm not.

Rae, why don't you go upstairs,

all right?

I'll be up right after you.

I'll help, help you

start packing.

- Yes.

- Okay.

(pulls tape out)

- Baby, come here.

- Hmm.

- Come here. I'm fine, for real.

I'm fine.

All right.

I'm, I'm, I'm happy for you.

- Have you really been

crying into your pillow?

- Absolutely not!

Not since Wednesday, but...

- So I take it you haven't

called your mom yet?

- Yeah, I have.

I mean, like, like kind of,

look.

(lighthearted music)

- Did you call your mom?

- Like, I called out for her.

Like, "Mama, mama!"

- What do you mean?

- "Mama!"

Mama.

- Okay, see, that's weird.

- Well, it kind of counts,

right?

- No!

- What's, what's, what's

really bothering you?

Are you nervous that we're

gonna run into, you know who?

- No! I'm not worried.

- Okay.

- I'm not.

Are you worried?

- Ew. No.

- Okay.

I told you I was over it

a long time ago.

- I'm over it too.

- Daddy!

- Yeah, coming right up.

- Jeff!

(gentle music)

Listen girl

I believe in the feeling

It's like something I

can't explain

'Cause it's just different

I'll be blind if I can't see

What your lovin' does for me

And it seems that I can't

find the words to say

It aint ghostin'

- And you're saying nothing.

Nothing at all can be done?

Are you sure?

(sighs) Okay. All right.

No, no, no. It's no problem.

It's not your fault.

No, no, no, it's fine.

It's fine.

I guess we'll just have

to figure something out.

Okay.

All right, man. Thank you.

For f*ckin' nothing.

- Woo, who was that?

- It's a realtor.

Apparently the,

the contractors are having

supply chain issues.

So our house is gonna be

ready for a few weeks.

- But we have to be

outta here in a few days!

- Baby. I know.

So, I tell you what, we're

gonna put our stuff in storage,

and we'll just have to stay

at a hotel for a little bit.

- Or we can stay with your mom?

- Oh, hell no.

Uh-uh.

Look, I'll get us a nice suite.

I'll get us a nice suite.

I got it taken care of.

- Quit letting your

mommy issues,

like, make you so stubborn.

- Don't make this personal.

- Oka, well can you at

least call her

and tell her that

we're on our way?

- Why? She's got Facebook.

She'll see you on there.

You know how old people are.

(scoffs)

- Dude, do it!

- T, are you?

- Do it.

- T.

(upbeat music)

(phone buzzes)

- Who dat?

- Mama, Mama.

Calm down. Calm down.

Everyone is okay. It's me.

- Are you sure?

Because for you to call it...

- Yes, I know I haven't

called as much as I should,

and I apologize, but I've

got great news.

Listen, Tisa got an

amazing new job,

and it's bringing us to Atlanta.

Yay!

- What?

Are you serious?

- Yes.

That, that's great news,

isn't it?

- Do y'all have a place to stay?

- Yeah, we originally,

we had a house,

but it's not gonna be

ready for a few weeks.

So until the house is ready,

we're just gonna, we're

just gonna stay in a hotel.

- What? You got my grandbaby

staying in an extended stay?

- No, not, it's a hotel, mama.

Like, we're, we're gonna

be in a nice suite.

It's all good.

- Okay.

- Oh, okay.

(upbeat music continues)

So, yeah, I guess we'll

see you soon.

Can't wait.

I love you, mama.

- Love you too, son.

- Hmm?

That's weird!

- I love you.

- Are you?

- I can't believe you

wanted to stay with her.

(laughs)

- She's your mom.

(smooth music)

I figured that I stop

by just one more time

And let you know what's

really on my mind, oh, yeah

We both got a lot to say

But the words escape and

never cease to be an easy way

No, no.

(doors close)

- Come on, sweetie.

Come on, get up.

Get over. There we are.

- Mm-hmm.

- We'll (indistinct)

and be the way.

- Get on up there.

Oh boy.

(Rae laughs)

- [Rae] It's cold outside.

- [Tisa] Uh-huh.

(smooth music)

- Okay, daddy.

- Let's do this.

(knocks on door)

It's open.

- Oh.

- Mama.

We're here.

- You think she's, oh.

- Pop it till you drop it!

Pop it till you drop it!

Pop it till you drop it!

Pop it till you drop it!

- Mama!

- Pop it till you drop it!

Pop it till you drop it!

- Mama!

Pop it till you drop it!

Pop it till you drop it!

- Oh my God!

- Pop it till you drop it!

Drop it till you pop it!

Pop it till you drop it!

Pop it till you drop it!

- Uh-uh. No, no, no.

Let's see how this plays out.

- Pop it till you drop it!

Pop it till you drop it!

- Hey, stop that!

You respect your grandmother.

- Pop it till you drop it!

Pop it till you drop it!

- Can you believe her?

- Tisa!

- Huh?

- Pop it till you drop it!

(lighthearted music)

Pop it till you drop it!

Pop it till you drop it!

(gasps)

- Make that money, now!

(laughs)

Make that money, honey!

Let me peel a K in bills.

(she laughs)

Let me pay up.

Let me pay!

- No!

- Let me pay that MedicAid. Ooh!

Shake that hip.

Don't break the hip.

- Hey, hey, hey. All right,

enough of that stuff!

Like get that away from her.

- Oh, oh, oh!

Put that away,

Come on, Mama!

- Oh, Jeffrey, oh my God.

- Oh, I got it.

- I didn't hear you come in.

- Clearly.

- How long have you all

been standing there?

- Long enough to never, ever

unsee exactly what I saw.

- Oh, I'm so sorry.

Calvin was just showing

me how to use

my new wireless

Bluetooth headphones.

You remember Calvin, don't you?

- Yes. I remember Calvin.

What, what, what, what are

you doing with my mother?

- Dude, I missed you!

- Nope. Get them away from me.

Get to see, get, nope.

- Maybe later.

- What is going on?

And why are you here?

- He's here because I

want him to be!

- [Jeff] Oh.

Oh, you want him to be?

- The...

- Calvin.

I mean, we were homies.

We grew up together.

We used to go clubbing together.

He, you would stay

over the crib.

- And it looks like he

still does, babe.

- You.

(lighthearted music)

- Okay.

- Dude?

What did I tell you

when you left?

Come on, tell me, what'd I say?

- You said that you would

take care of my mother

while I was gone.

- Yep.

- And that you would give her

whatever she needed.

- Booya!

That's exactly what I did.

Doin'.

Listen, bro, she's getting

all the thing she needs.

(balks)

- Okay. No, see no,

babe, move out the way.

- Look, you, can you

please put a shirt on

because we have a minor

in this house

and all this grease, please

go put your shirt on.

Moonwalk on back.

- Oh, yeah.

My bad!

- Just moonwalk on back.

- I'll be right back.

(laughing)

- Mama.

- Oh, boy, stop crying.

- Look.

I don't know why you just can't

date somebody your own age?

- I tried.

And they're all dusty.

Calvin is fresh, ripe even.

Like a banana ready

to be peeled!

- Please don't ever

say that again.

Please, don't ever

say that again.

- Oh, look at my baby!

She's gotten so tall!

Tisa.

- Diane.

So good to see you after

all these years.

You still look like I

remember you.

- Mm, thank you.

- Hmm.

- And you look just as

I tried to forget you.

- Ooh.

- Okay.

- Okay. Rae, why don't

you go up, watch some TV?

- Yes, baby.

- Thank you, sweetheart.

- Baby. Just relax.

We'll talk about all this later.

Okay?

But you both can just tell

me all about this move

you guys made without my

knowledge, until three days ago?

- Yes. Yes.

Well, actually, it's

quite exciting.

- It is.

- Tisa got off of the job that

she absolutely could not refuse.

- Oh, congratulations, Tisa.

- Thank you.

- No more workin' the streets?

(chuckles)

- It's called a field

reporter, Diane. Okay?

Those days are gone.

I am now going to be a

prime time desk anchor.

- Isn't that great?

- Mm.

- That's great, right?

- Thanks.

- Honey, what about your job?

Are they gonna let you

work remotely?

- Well,

- Yeah-

- So he is going to

start the HR firm

that he should have

started some years ago.

And I am just so proud of what

he's doin' so proud of him.

- Mm-hmm, yeah. As am I.

And it's about time you pull

your weight in this marriage.

(Jeff sighs)

Speaking of weight, are you-

(piano note plays)

(plays "Twinkle,

Twinkle Little Star")

- Did you?

Mama, you got a keyboard?

- Calvin bought it for me.

- Sing, Daddy.

- Okay,

Twinkle, twinkle,

little star

How I wonder what you are

Up above the world so high

Like a diamond in the sky

Twinkle, twinkle,

little star

How I wonder-

How

I wonder what you are.

- (laughs) Yes, Lord,

praise Your holy name.

I thank you for everything.

For you are the reason for

every season. Sweet Jesus.

(lighthearted music)

- Mama. It ain't a gospel song.

- Child, with a voice

like that I praise God

no matter what the song.

I'd catch the Holy Ghost

if he was singin'

and back that ass up.

(laughing)

With mini skirt on

Dip my body in glitter

Plat-platform sneakers

All the boys wanna picture

Two-two-two foreign cars

I make rich look richer

Save your breath baby

I'm not going home with ya

Mini skirt on, on

- Hey, Mellie Mayo!

- Hey, ma.

Oh goodness.

Wow, you look good.

How do you do it woman?

You still taking your medicine?

Dr. Gibson did reduce your

dosage to one pill a day.

- Of course, Melanie.

- Good.

- I remember.

- Okay.

- Hi, fam.

(Tisa scoffs)

- Yep.

Fam.

Family.

- Son.

Just let her go sweat it off.

I mean, (chuckles) she

ain't going nowhere.

Trust me.

Where is she gonna go?

(door closes)

- Okay.

Well, you still look good girl.

(laughing)

(phone buzzes)

- I don't wanna talk

to you right now. Jeff.

Stop calling me.

(frustrated sound)

Hasn't even been five minutes,

ugh, and this (grunts)

- God, ma'am, are you okay?

I am so sorry.

(gasps)

Please say something.

- Ow.

- I did not see you.

- Oh.

Oh.

(lighthearted music)

- I'm, I'm sorry. Are you okay?

- No. Yeah, no, I'm fine.

I didn't see you either.

- Well, yeah, you, you were

coming in hot from this way,

and I was coming back

from this way.

I didn't have time to respond.

- Yeah.

- Again, I'm really sorry.

- Yeah, no, it's fine.

Look, I'm fine.

It's, it's fine.

- Okay.

- Good.

- You're...

I mean, you're fine too.

I mean,

(laughs)

you seem to be doing fine.

Good.

(mumbles)

(lighthearted music continues)

Is my head okay? Kind of?

- Oh yeah. I think so.

- Oh, okay.

- Sorry.

I'm, I'm Michael, by the way.

What's your name?

- My, (stumbles) you

know, I'm, I gotta go.

- But are you sure?

- Proceed with your run. Sorry.

Sorry.

- All right. Well you be safe.

- [Tisa] Thank you.

- Michael.

(chuckles)

(Tisa sighs)

- Wait, Tisa, hold up.

- Oh, Lord.

No!

- Sorry.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

- Is she still in there?

- She left.

Now just relax.

- Relax?

Your ex comes to your

mother's house unannounced,

handing out her little hugs,

and you want me to relax?

Melly Mel, mom, are

you kidding me?

And you're telling me

right now, you had no idea?

- I have, I have no idea

what the hell is going on.

Honest.

- Jeff, do we really need

to relive this?

- Tisa? Come on.

It was a kiss, but-

- A kiss?!

- Sorry.

- That is still

considered cheating.

- I know, I know, I know.

It doesn't matter. I

shouldn't have said that.

- Then you lied to me

even when I knew

something was going

on in my heart.

- I know.

- And then you tried

to make me feel

like I was a crazy person.

- I know!

- Okay, so if you know,

then you would know

that seeing her

makes me wanna kick her face in!

I wanna tie her to the

back of our car

and I wanna drag her up

and down and up and down

your mother's block

until her face is mush.

Tell me, would you kiss that?

- That was really specific.

But, look, I promise,

I'm gonna figure out

what's going on.

- Yes. You need to.

- But before we go back in

there, we need to be good.

Now, I'm sorry that I

wasn't smarter 10 years ago.

I'm sorry I didn't make

better choices.

But I'm so grateful that

you didn't give up on us,

that you decided to

give us another chance,

even though I know I

didn't deserve it.

- Yeah.

- If I couldn't show you how

much I've grown since then,

please just let me,

hey, just let me show you now.

Okay?

Can we be cool?

All right.

- Okay.

- Okay.

I'm coming in.

Look good in these tight,

- Oh, please.

- Sorry, just sayin'.

- Ooh-ooh, they're comin'!

- Oh, Jesus.

(Calvin clears throat)

- Mama, we need to have a

family meeting.

(door closes)

Family only!

- Calvin is family.

- Ugh, fine. Whatever.

Just sit there and shut up,

n*gga.

Mama.

The fact that you let

Melanie come in here

and try to stir things up in

this family was messed up.

- Wait, you think Melanie came

here to get under your skin?

Please. Get over yourself.

Y'all have intentionally

been away for years.

Barely calling, hardly visiting.

- Here we go.

- Well, life moves on.

And Melanie has been here

for the ones you haven't.

After Otis d*ed,

after my surgery.

She was here.

(gentle music)

So don't get it twisted, baby.

- Wait, Melanie was...

Well, why didn't you tell

me any of this?

- Because whenever

you would call,

that was the furthest

thing from my mind.

I was just focused on

enjoying you while I had you.

- So you mean to tell

me she just popped up

like outta nowhere?

Don't tell me you didn't

know any of this

was gonna happen, Mama!

- I had no idea!

That was so long ago I

thought bygones was bygones.

- Bygones?

Well, you know, we

about to be gone.

- Rayleigh. Come on

sweetie, we are leaving.

- That's not surprising.

See, that's what you

two always do.

Run away when things

get difficult.

(gentle music continues)

- Okay.

All right. Well, not this time.

Nn-nn. Nope.

Well this time I'm gonna stay.

Rae, baby, go on back upstairs.

- This point, I'll never

get a little brother.

I might get two

Christmases though.

- As a matter of fact, we're

gonna cancel the hotel.

- Wait, what?

- Yeah, yeah.

Anybody that comes up

through this house

is gonna adjust to our presence.

Not the other way around.

That goes for Calvin.

And especially Melanie.

I will not be made to feel

like a stranger

in the same house that

I grew up in!

Neither will Tisa or Rae.

So, with all due respect,

mother, we're saying right here.

- Fine!

Maybe finally I get to be

a grandmother.

- Uh?

(scoffs)

Woman is something else.

I'll start getting the bags.

- Right.

(door closes)

(gentle music continues)

- Well. That was a meeting.

(upbeat music)

(traffic passes)

Up n' hit the road

Search it high and low

Never can tell

You never really know

Running out of breath

Need you to pull me up

Hell is raining down

I need you to come around

(car horn toots)

(horn toots again)

(car horn toots once more)

- Yo, jazzy Jeff.

Let's roll baby.

- Where?

- I gotta get some

shopping done.

Hey, hey.

And plus, it's been such

a whirlwind for Rayleigh

that I wanted to get

her something special.

- Nah, I'm good.

(lighthearted music)

- Come on bro!

We need to talk anyway.

Come on man. Get in the car!

Let's roll man.

Like old times.

Out playing.

(lighthearted music continues)

- All right.

- Yeah. There you go.

All right.

Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh

Prince back in these streets.

You know I'm Will Smith

in that scenario.

Ooh, hey you, you think Rae

would like something like this?

Nah, that's whack.

- Come on man.

Why are we talking

about everything

but the elephant in the room?

- Elephant? I don't know

what you're talking about.

- My mother is the elephant.

- Dude.

Don't ever call your

mother that.

She's nothing like an elephant.

She's more like a-

- Don't. Please stop.

Just don't put your arms.

- Okay, Okay, my bad.

Listen, your mom and

I are happy.

Why can't that be good

enough for you?

- Because she's my mom.

- But she's also my lady.

Why can't you appreciate that?

- Because she's my mom!

- Okay. Okay!

Look, just talk to Diane

about it, okay?

She'll fill you in on

how everything went down.

But besides all of that,

you need to stop focusing on

us and focus on your marriage.

'Cause y'all got some

issues that need addressin'.

- Yeah. I just knew that Mel

would be long gone by now.

I, I just thought she would,

she would end up meeting

somebody, getting married,

and just like fade away into

the background, you know?

- Yep.

That's usually how it happens.

But this is different.

You know, Jeff, when

Diane got sick,

you had your own family

you take care of.

So who do you think

filled in those gaps?

Melanie.

Surgeries, X-rays,

doctor's appointments to

tell you about the results.

All of it, man. Mel was there.

- Yeah, we get it.

- Okay.

But it's Tisa?

Right.

Oh, snap!

Bruh.

(lighthearted music continues)

Rae is going to love this thing.

Oh man.

It's not even in the packaging.

Must be a store demo.

- So fine, so lifelike.

- Right?

It's one of those Tyler

live dolls, man.

If you, if you pat the back,

it's supposed to like...

Burp?

- You know, burp, yeah.

- Oh, so real.

- I know.

- [Doll] That.

- Is that a, did it

say something?

- Wait, that's not fake.

That's not fake.

- It's a baby!

- That is a real baby.

- Oh, snap.

(kick connects)

Oh. Ah.

(child laughs)

0h, sh*t!

- That is an evil laugh!

- Think I hit my ACL.

Ah, Jeff.

(child laughs)

- He's laughing at me.

- Find out how much

they want for it.

(lighthearted music continues)

(Calvin grunts)

God, he's all over the place.

Jeff, find his mama!

- I miss this.

(laughing)

(door squeaks open)

- No, no, no, no, no, no.

I get why you have your

packages delivered to my house,

but no, I do,

but I don't think anybody's

gonna steal it off your porch.

Well, okay, it's here,

all right?

All right, ma. Bye!

Jeffrey?

- Duh!

Hey.

- Can you please just relax?

Please stop acting like

I have the cooties.

- Cooties.

I'm, why do you have a key?

- I'm family.

- Right. Right.

You've made that

abundantly clear before.

- So, how are you?

- How?

- Um. Okay.

Where's Calvin?

- He's knocked out on pain meds.

- Pain meds?

- Yeah. That's, long story.

- Jeff, look, you do not

have to be worried about me.

I know my place. Okay.

- Well, I, I don't know

what you're talking about.

- Okay.

- Ain't nobody worried

about you, girl.

I don't know why I just

said that. That was weird.

- (laughs) Well, good, good.

Because I'm all about peace.

- Okay.

- You know, no confusion here.

(phone chimes)

Oh, you know what?

Tell Calvin I will check on him

after I'm leaving the station,

please.

- Yep.

Wait, station.

Where, where do you work?

(suspenseful music)

- Channel 4.

All right. Later.

- Yeah.

(mumbles)

Okay.

(phone rings)

Pick up, pick up, pick up,

pick up, pick up, pick up,

pick up, pick up, pick up.

Ive been torn up

In a heart ache

like the moons

The sun's been pulling

at the edge of me

Hoping light comes through

Baby hold me

Like the night sky

holds a mood

Silly colors rushing me

And some I cant undo

I hold my tongue

(phone chirps)

To hide the things

I cant deny

I been cutting out

these things in me

To make me feel all right

- Tisa Murray.

- I cannot wait to go on air

with you and knock this out.

You're gonna do great.

- Thank you, Paul.

- Mm-hmm.

- You ready?

You are going to love it here.

Everyone is so nice. We're

basically like a family.

I am excited to be here.

- We're excited to have you.

- Thank you.

- We are gonna go on

soon so let me go ahead

and get you to the green room.

- Okay.

(knocking on door)

- Come in.

- This is our in-house

makeup artist. Melanie.

Melanie, meet Tisa.

- Hi. Nice to meet you.

- Hello.

- Well, have a seat.

I'm gonna take really

good care of you.

- Well, I will let you

do what you do.

Tisa goes on soon and

we're tight on time, so.

- Oh, no worries. No worries.

I'll have her right out.

I mean, she might have

to run to the news desk,

but she'll be ready.

- Well, that's what I

like to hear.

- Mm-hmm!

- You're in great hands.

- Thank you so much.

(chuckling)

I oughta whup your ass!

- Really, Tisa?

After all these years?

Have you not read any

of my emails?

- You know what? I'm

gonna do my own makeup.

- What?

No, come on, come on, come on.

Stop. Don't do that.

Don't.

If you do that, then,

then they'll know

and then they'll start

asking questions.

Is, is that what you want

on your first day? Drama?

Come on, man.

Is that really the

impression you wanna make?

Just, have a seat.

Okay, let me go ahead and

just match you.

So...

Listen, I just, I'm really

sorry for everything.

- And we're off.

- No, no, no, no, no.

I'm being sincere.

I'm being sincere.

I had a moment of weakness

that should have never happened.

- You're damn right.

But cut the nice girl act.

Melanie.

Look, you didn't owe

me anything, Jeff did.

He's my husband.

But I've forgiven him because

he's earned my forgiveness

and he's still earning it.

But you? (scoffs)

I don't have to forgive you.

You are irrelevant to me.

- Wow!

Wow. I wasn't apologizing

for you to forgive me.

I was apologizing because

it's the right thing to do

to make amends, so again,

I'm sorry.

- Ladies, we are more

behind than I thought.

We need to get Tisa to

the desk now.

- Oh.

- We're live in two minutes.

- Okay, well, let me

just go ahead and tap her

'cause she's a little shiny.

(lighthearted music)

So let me just-

- Oh.

- Wait, let me.

Listen. Stop.

- Oh.

Okay. You gotta stop.

- That's enough.

- Tisa, just,

just wait a second.

- That's enough.

But you, but I have,

but it is just a little,

you just gotta let me, but Tisa.

Ohh.

(phone chirps)

(tense music)

Oh!

Oh.

- Perfect.

- All right, thank you.

- Paul. Are you ready for this?

I know that I am.

I was born for this. Let's go.

- What the hell?

- All right.

We are live in 5, 4, 3.

(dramatic music)

- Welcome to Channel 4 News.

I'm Paul Denson and I'm

joined by my new

partner in crime, Tisa Murray.

Tisa. We are excited to have

you as part of our news family.

- Thank you.

- So how are you, Tisa?

You feeling okay?

- Of course, yes.

I'm so happy to be here

and I am ready for this

wild and fun ride, so,

let's get to it.

(dramatic music)

- Well, actually, Tisa,

first we have breaking news,

thank God, as a big

storm is heading our way.

So we're gonna throw it over

to Rayna in our storm center

for a quick update.

- [Rayna] Wild will be

rolling in later tomorrow.

- What was that about?

(lighthearted music)

What is this?

- Oh! Oh, my God!

What is this?

What did she do to my face?

Oh my God!

What is this? Oh my God, oh no!

- Tisa we're on the-

(dramatic music)

What is this?

- And we'll be right back.

- (sighs) Hey, mama.

- Hey son.

What's wrong?

- Erm.

Did you, did you see the news?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- I did.

- Wow.

It's just a lot with the

Melanie thing and Calvin.

So what, what is, what's up?

What's up with you two?

Like, for real?

Like, like...

Why?

Why?

- (scoffs) Why not?

Calvin's good for me.

He makes me feel young.

After your father d*ed

and you left,

what was I supposed to do?

Sit at home watching reruns

of 227 and wither away?

- I don't know, but it's,

it's, it's not about

you not being with dad,

but it's, it's, it's about

you being with someone

your own age.

- Have you seen the men my age?

Like Mr. Dansby.

You remember him?

- Yeah. He, wait, didn't he die?

- Exactly!

- Point taken.

But it's Calvin!

- Yes. Calvin.

- Ugh. Calvin.

- Yes, Calvin.

- Mommy, Calvin.

- Calvin.

- Calvin?

- Calvin.

- He used to eat his boogers.

(she chuckles)

Well, he used to play

cops and robbers

and then he would sleep over

and then you'd make breakfast

for us in the morning

when we were kids.

It's Calvin.

- Mm-hmm. He loved my biscuits.

He still does. (laughs)

- Oh, that is so gross.

- Oh boy. Come on baby.

Come on. Have a seat.

(soft piano chords)

We can't help who we fall for.

Love is not logical.

If it were logical, you

would've ended up with Melanie.

- Mama.

What did Tisa do to make

you dislike her so much?

- Besides taking my

only child away from me?

- Oh, come on now.

It wasn't like that.

- Oh, it was

definitely like that.

You didn't have to tuck tail

and run away from the

issues here.

- What was I supposed to do?

I was trying to save my family.

And if that meant starting over,

then I, I had to start over.

- Yeah, it was that simple, huh?

- No, no.

(piano chords continue)

Dad understood.

- Tisa purposely

alienated you from me.

She had a master plan

and it worked.

- Mommy.

All right, so you think

her master plan

was to have me cheat on

her with my ex-girlfriend

all so that she could

pull me away from you?

That's what you think?

'Cause that takes some

g*dd*mn commitment.

- You watch your

mouth in my house!

- Excuse me.

(soft piano chords)

Mommy.

I, I understand that

you didn't...

I understand that you

wanted me close to you,

but given the circumstances,

Melanie should have backed off.

- Look, Mel may have messed

up, but she didn't do it alone.

- They're still taking her side.

You don't realize she

is like a light switch.

She can be manipulative,

and vindictive, and you,

you just don't see it.

(scoffs)

- You know what I see is a man

too scared to put his foot down

instead of leaning into the

fact that this was his home!

- Well, Mommy, I just,

I did what I had to do.

- What if I had d*ed?

- Mama?

- What if I had?

- But you didn't.

- But, what if I had?

- But you didn't.

- No thanks to you.

(soft piano chords)

- Mama.

I'm sorry...

But I'm the one who

chose to leave.

It wasn't Tisa, it was me.

So blame me.

I love you.

- Well.

If you love me, then you

would give me a grand baby.

- Oh, here we go.

- Like I actually help

raise this time.

- For the 10,000,000th time

Tisa and I don't want

another child.

I love you.

- Love you too.

Famous last words. (chuckles)

(approaching footsteps)

- Hey, baby. You, you okay?

I saw the news.

- No. I'm not okay.

Did you know that Mel

worked for Channel 4?

Because she has some nerve to

give me a sorry-ass apology.

Then she sent me on air with

white powder all over my face

looking like some damn

albino dalmatian!

- No.

- How embarrassing!

- Yeah, I mean, it

wasn't as bad.

But you know what?

I'm gonna talk to her.

- As you should!

- I'm gonna talk to her.

I need, I took like

person to per,

'cause it's, this is crazy.

- Well, yeah, of

course you should!

Considering it was

all your fault!

- All my fault?

- Yes.

- Okay. I get that You're upset.

I didn't, I don't know how

what happened to you today

was my fault, that was

Melanie did that, I...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that you went

through what you, but it's not.

No, I get that you're upset.

- You didn't?

- No.

- Not even just a little?

I know you're not gonna sit here

and play some innocent

little victim.

'Cause it'd be just so

awful if you did,

because, oh, my God!-

- Don't be sarcastic with me.

- Oh, my God!

Huh!

That must be so awful for Jeff

- Why am I getting

the sarcasm right now?

- Right?

- T. I get that you're upset.

- Jeff.

- I understand.

- No, you don't!

Jeff does nothing wrong and

- T, I have done

everything that you have

- You're just always right.

- Asked me to do to

get past this.

- Of course!

- Everything that you have

asked me to do

to get past this.

- Like what?

- Like, move here.

I didn't wanna come here!

- Oh, now you didn't wanna

come here. Tell me more, Jeff.

Tell me more.

- I will.

I didn't wanna come here!

You're the one that

said we were cool.

Remember that?

- Why are we even

in this situation in

the first place?

- Because of your career!

- No, not of my career!

- Your words were, your words.

"We can't let the past

affect our future."

- "We can't let the

past affect our future."

- Stop doing that. You...

- "I'm so innocent".

But you cheated on me!

- Oh!

- You kissed Melanie.

- Okay.

- "It's not my fault"

(fake sobbing)

- Where d'you wanna go?

Are we going back there?

- "We can't let her back in

our marriage".

- I knew it, I knew it.

You haven't forgiven me.

- Oh no.

- I knew it!

- [Tisa] Okay, you know what-

- Did you say you forgave me?

- Oh.

- Just be honest!

- Okay.

- Be honest!

- Okay. But you know what?

- We can't move forward

unless you forgive me.

- Please.

- At least I'm honest!

- "At least"? You know what?

You, you're honest?

Well, you were honest when

you kissed Mel, were you?

See, you drive me crazy. I quit.

I can't, I gotta go.

Can't deal with this.

- Find some forgiveness.

- Oh, you know, on some

forgiveness, how about this?

That's forgiveness.

Goodbye!

And my shoe is on

the wrong foot!

- Go then!

(door closes)

(stylish electronic music)

Imma feel real down

I cannot explain myself

Everyday to fight to build

confidence all the day

Then feelin' like I'm

incompetent, soul drainin'

- Lookin' good now.

Like I wanna get high,

I'm being so down

- Hey, what can I get you?

- Well, I really want

a cranberry and vodka.

I guess I'll just do a

cranberry mocktail.

- How about a bottle of water?

You know, I've seen you run

and it's important to

stay hydrated.

What are the chances?

- It's Michael, right?

- Mm-hmm.

- Tisa?

So you work here?

- Nah, actually.

- I mean, well you are

behind a bar serving.

- I'm, I'm joking.

- No, I was joking too.

Ha ha ha.

(laughs)

Okay. Well, you look dapper

- Thank you.

- In your bar tending.

- You look very sexy yourself.

- Oh.

Did I ask for my drink? Okay.

- Cranberry mocktail, right?

- Yeah.

- It was really good

to see you again.

- (clears throat) I

appreciate that.

- [Michael] No problem.

- Yeah.

- How's, how's your,

how's your head?

- It's better.

- That's good.

You know, most women don't

usually fall for me that easy.

- You know, you did kind of

tackle me like a linebacker.

- Oh man. Yeah, I did kinda.

I should've been

paying attention

a little bit more.

- Yeah,

'cause it's the muscles.

- Hey Michael, can I

get a bottle of water?

- Angel, what's going on?

- (chuckles) How are you?

- Oh, there we go.

You singing tonight?

- I am, yeah.

- I would like to

dedicate your next song

to this beautiful

woman named Tisa.

- No, no. You don't have to

do, don't have to do that.

- It's too late.

- It's already done,

"Love Of My Life"?

- Oh yeah. That's a good one.

Thanks.

- Oh, "Love Of My Life".

- [Michael] Bingo.

- Thank you.

- Ah, yeah. And here is

your Cranberry Mocktail.

- "Love Of My Life" is on.

- This one's on me.

(band starts playing)

- Thank you.

- I wanna dedicate

this next song

to the lovely lady at the bar.

- Oh.

Never feel one who falls

Falls in love, 'cause I fall

- Oh, okay macho man.

One too many disappointments

I've had plenty

Took some time,

took some pain

- Really, if I could

wink I would have.

Some things I had to change

So I'm doin' things

in my own way

So I'm taking control

and have some faith

- I like your jacket.

Looks like it's wife material.

- What?

- [Michael] Wife material.

- Well, I mean, I am. Okay.

Things for granted take

And learn to appreciate

Oh, that the best

things in life are free

And someone's happy

Because of me

- Wanna dance?

- What?

- Wanna dance?

- Absolutely not.

Like an angel

You were sent to me

And when I'm around you

I'm the best I can be

And my heart won't stop

b*ating like a modern man

Got butterflies in

places I knew I never had

Finally someone I'm

supposed to be

Finally have someone

Who cares about me

(laughing)

- And then I was-

- So-

- You go.

- No, you go.

- Okay. You know, I really

had a good time tonight.

- Good.

- So can I walk you to your

car or did you run here?

- Oh, so you're just not

gonna let that go, are you?

(laughing)

I'm, I'm actually good.

I'm just right over.

Right over there.

- Okay.

You know, I gotta admit,

I really do appreciate you

sticking around to the closing.

(indistinct)

Honestly,

I think that's the most fun

I've ever had at my job.

- Same.

Thank you for spending time

with the blabber mouth.

(laughs)

- Well, I enjoyed every word.

- Good.

- So, Angel is singing next

weekend if you wanted to go?

Don't worry. I'm not gonna

dedicate any more songs.

- Well, I mean, it's not that.

I think I may have seem

to forgotten that...

- Ooh.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, there is that.

- And I haven't really

been the best wife today.

- Friend. Right?

- Friends, friends.

- We can be friends, right?

- Said every side piece ever.

(laughing)

Right. Friend.

- Yeah. Yeah.

I gotta admit that was

kind of like my Hail Mary.

- Listen, we had a nice moment,

but it'll just have to

stay a nice moment.

So.

- Understood and respected.

- Thank you.

I'm gonna go, but take

care of yourself, Michael.

- Likewise.

(bright music)

- Caught you looking.

- Caught you caring.

(fake laughter between them)

- Have a good night.

- [Michael] You too.

We've come so far

since we began

This love

Been through the trenches

- I'm sorry.

- Sorry too.

Ups and downs, like we've

barely even touched the ground

I love you more each day

And I pray

I can push my ego

out the way

Let you know it'll be okay

Whenever times get rough

- Mmm.

Smells amazing in here, Diane.

I have missed your cooking.

- Well, hopefully you'll

stay long enough

to actually eat it.

- We'll be here.

- No, I'll believe it

when I see it.

Why don't you help me mix that

icing there on the counter?

- Okay.

Do you have a mixer?

- I have two mixers.

Your right and left hands.

This will do.

- Okay. Do you want me

to stir it or shovel it?

- You mind pouring me a glass?

- Yeah.

All right.

- Cooking is better

when I'm tipsy.

Pour yourself a glass too.

- I'm good.

But,

have this for you.

Diane, I know it doesn't seem

like we're happy to be here,

but I just want you to

know that we really are.

(chuckles)

- This is just a means

to an end for you all.

If that house was ready,

you wouldn't be here.

- Diane, can you gimme a break?

I'm, I'm trying here.

Look, I'm not going to apologize

for the fact that we left.

Okay?

But I'll be honest,

we should have visited you

more when you were sick.

But I'm done.

I am done with the past, Diane.

We are here now.

(gentle piano music)

Okay.

Your granddaughter is here.

We're not moving too far away.

And you can have your son back.

But can we just

please start over?

Please?

- Thanks for your help.

I can handle it from here.

- Diane!

- Thanks.

I got it.

(gentle piano music)

(pan sizzles)

(laughs)

- Here baby.

Lemme get you some more tea.

I got you a little bit.

- Thank you.

- Not so much 'cause

there's so much sugar there.

She's gonna be bouncing

off the walls.

- Can you put it all the

way to the top

where it's almost overflowing?

- No. No.

- What'd you say?

- Please?

- [Jeff] There we go.

- Fun police.

(laughing)

- There, I've got this.

Bread.

- Give that to me.

Thank you mama.

- Now the party can start!

- Grandma, everything

looks delicious.

- Why, thank you baby.

- I'm serious, Mama.

I don't know if this is

chicken or pork under here

it's smothered in so much gravy.

Everything looks amazing.

- Thank you, honey.

- Yeah.

- Slow down.

- [Jeff] Easy, girl.

- Is it good a little bit?

- It's good. And I don't

even care what it is.

Chicken, pork, pigeon,

doesn't not even matter.

- Ah, sho' you right.

(laughing)

- She loves a good bird.

She used to have a pigeon

- You liked him too.

(laughing)

- Hi everyone.

Sorry I am late, ooh.

(music stops)

I had to put in overtime

at work 'cause well,

you know what that's about.

Ooh, look at this spread!

You did this?

- Okay.

- Ooh, this looks good.

- Nope, you know what?

It's fine.

Hmm. It's perfect.

- What are you doing here?

You were not invited!

- I'm glad that she's here.

'Cause then it's easier

to hide her body.

Right in this house.

- I knew you had dinner today.

You know I'm not missing

your good cooking.

- I know that, Mel, but

this is not a good time!

- It's a good time for me.

- Well it's dark, baby.

It's real dark.

- All this is doing

- 3:00 AM in the middle

of the woods, dark.

So you've come back

into the light?

- I'm coming back

into the light.

- Take a deep breath up.

(breathes in.)

- Stop it.

- I'm back. I'm back, baby.

I am back.

- [Mel] Tisa. Jeff.

- How you doing?

- How are you?

- All right.

- Oh, hi sweetie.

I don't think we've been

formally introduced.

I'm Miss Melanie. You

must be Rayleigh, right?

- Yeah.

- Don't, don't do that.

- What?

I'm just trying to

break the ice.

- Oh, okay.

- Yeah, you've been

breaking a lot of things

since we showed up.

- Don't you think me and you

have done enough of that?

- Okay.

- Mel, ease it up a bit, okay?

- What?

- Yeah. Chill out.

- Okay. All right. (chuckles)

All right. Hold on now.

I feel like I just walked

in a minefield coming here.

I just wanted to spend

time with my family.

- See, Mel, that's the problem.

You think that this

is your family?

- Well, it is.

- No, it's not.

- Mel. Look, baby, look.

We have to tread lightly, okay?

Until we can figure out

this dynamic.

- Okay. I have apologized

like a thousand times.

What else can I do?

- Well, you can try leaving.

- Okay.

How about you try leaving?

- Excuse me?

- [Both] Rae!

- I know, I know.

Now that

inconvenience fee applied.

- Did should just?

- Mm-hmm.

- Okay.

- You know what Melanie?

Say how you really feel.

Get it off your chest.

- Mel.

- Go ahead.

- Well, I'm good.

I'm good. We're all good.

We're all good.

- Yes, we are.

- I just, I don't see

what he saw in you.

(slow applause by Tisa)

- That felt good, didn't it?

- I'll tell you what

I saw in her.

I saw everything that a

wife and a mother should be.

(soft music)

You know, I haven't been the

most supportive husband lately,

but I hope she knows that

you are everything I could

have ever dreamed of.

So, shame on you.

Shame on you for

coming up in here

and trying to disrupt

what we have.

If your goal was to bring drama,

well,

congratulations, you succeeded.

But if your goal was to,

to break up the love

that we share together,

you're gonna fail 11

times outta 10.

(soft music continues)

Because, we're unbreakable.

- Unbreakable?

Didn't seem that way when

we were a tribe.

- Mel, shut up!

I-I don't know how I

could have been so blind.

Maybe it's because of

what you've been to me,

but I cannot allow you

to come in here

and do what you're doing.

- Mm.

- To be a part of this family

is a privilege, not a right.

- So you're choosing

Tisa over me?

- I'm choosing my son over you.

He and his wife are starting

a new chapter in their life

and they get to de decide

who they want in

and of It doesn't include

you, then so be it.

- Wow.

I did not see that coming.

Maybe I should give you

guys some time.

- Maybe you should.

- It's stressful times right

now and considering the move,

the new job, oh, not to mention

the new baby on the way.

Oh wait, what?

Jeff didn't know about?

Oh, I mean,

I thought you would've known

considering it's your wife.

Ooh. Geez.

My bad.

I didn't mean to

spill the beans.

Like, I'm just-

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Tisa, Tisa, Tisa, no.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Just let her go.

The sooner as she

leaves the better.

- Okay. You're right.

- Wait, what?

- You heard us.

- Ma?

- Mel. Just go.

- You know what?

Okay.

Fine.

(gentle music)

- Baby?

Is it true or?

Are you pregnant?

- I need to, I need

to get to work.

- Okay.

- Sorry.

- Mm-hmm.

- [Tisa] Thank you.

(gentle music continues)

(door closes)

- Okay. Excuse me all.

- Hey, Jeff.

- Yeah?

- Go to her.

Yeah.

We might as well

finish this food.

Ain't no sense to that

bird dying in vain.

Geez Louise.

That was interesting.

It was like-

- That was a mess.

- Like Jerry Springer

all over again, right?

- Yeah.

- I thought Tisa was about to

give her her left hand there

for a while.

- Oh, that Mel, she's messy.

- Messy Mel.

- Messy Mel.

- Been that way

since high school, I tell you.

Should have saw when

she's a cheerleader

and Jeff was on the

football team.

- No, I-

- I swear.

Listen, baby.

Don't let messy Mel get your

blood pressure up. Okay?

- How are the greens?

- They're amazing.

(upbeat music)

I know where you're not at

Love it when I'm like you

You say you don't trust me

All this sh*t we've

been through

Why you always upset

I don't really get you

(dramatic music)

- We begin with breaking

news in Fulton County

where an employee at a Domino's

was allegedly sh*t over

putting pineapples

on the suspect's pizza.

- Wow.

Yes. You heard that right.

- Excuse me.

- [Paul] I guess not everybody

likes pineapples on their pizza.

How about you, Tisa?

- Is this a rehearsal?

- I mean, I personally don't,

but I wouldn't sh**t

someone over it.

(laughing)

- The suspect is in

police custody

and this is an ongoing

investigation

and there is no

further information

at this time.

- Tisa!

I just need to speak

to my wife.

- We will keep you updated

as this case develops.

- [Jeff] Can you cut, cut.

- Keep the camera going

- Thank you, sorry.

- It's gonna be great

for ratings.

- Hey, are they, are we,

can we do this?

- What are you doing here?

- Look, I found this in

our bathroom.

God, you peed on that a lot.

- I'm at work.

- Look. Wait man.

What's up?

- What's up brother?

- Love your work.

- Hmm.

- I'm trying to profess

my love to you.

- What?

- So.

- I'm-

- Shh!

All right. So I haven't done

this before, so I'm just,

I wanna get this right.

I'm not good at this.

(gentle music)

So just bear, bear with, oh,

here goes.

Truthfully, Tisa,

I didn't want to grow

our family because I,

I hate my career and, and I

didn't want the added pressure.

But after this month,

I realized that it

doesn't matter

how much pressure is

thrown at us,

we never stop being a team.

(gentle music continues)

And, and if our team's

gotta grow, I'm all in.

I mean, we can build a whole

football team if we need to.

But, I realized that

there can never be too

much family in our family.

That was tight, right?

- That was dope.

- He's crying.

- It was beautiful.

- My man.

There's never too much

family for our family.

And baby, I can't imagine

sharing our family

with anyone else with you.

(gentle music continues)

I love you.

- I love you too.

- Oh baby. Are you about to?

- Nope.

- But it looks like you-

- I'm good, nope. I'm fine.

I'm a thug.

She thought I was.

- No, he's not a thug.

- I'm a thug.

- He's, he's not a thug.

- Don't say I'm not, though.

- Tupac said it's okay

to cry tears.

- See?

- He said that.

- See?

- Oh, really?

- So it's okay.

It's okay.

- Dark men and tears.

See, what album was that?

- I don't-

- It doesn't matter.

(scattered applause)

Oh, simple mind

To somethin' higher

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

To somethin' brighter

- (laughs) Always wear

this lipstick on your lips?

He looks, look at, he

is not a thug.

(indistinct chatter)

- Check it out. Jazzy and

I, that's what I call Jeff,

you know, I'm Will Smith

in that scenario,

right?

- Okay.

- Anyway, we was at the toy

store the other day, man.

One of those there AI toys

from Japan was in the aisle.

I picked it up thinking

it was one of those

Tyler Alive dolls.

Thing was alive. Started moving!

- What?

- Yeah, kicked me in my knee.

I've been icin' it down for

the last 24 to 48 hours.

I swear, it's been tough.

(knocking)

- So the best in that

is what we put-

- Where it supposes when

you're pregnant?

- Yeah.

- Oh, it's as bad as

that Does it hang?

- Hi.

- [Diane] What are

you doing here?

- [Mel] Well...

- It's okay. I invited her.

- [Both] You did?

- Yes.

- We talked everything out.

- [Both] You did?

- Yes.

And I forgave her for you,

Diane,

'cause I know how much

Melanie means to you.

And although I'll never

consider her family,

I know that you do.

And plus, I trust my man.

- My baby.

- She's more than welcome.

- Thank you.

Hey.

- Uh-oh.

- There's so many cars outside.

I had to park around the corner.

- Guys. This is my new boo.

This is Michael.

I call him my little

Jonathan Ranger.

- [Michael] That wasn't

little last night.

- Oh.

- Okay.

That's a lot of information.

Come on.

- Come on in.

- Okay.

Where's the bubble?

- Just don't 'cause those.

(chattering)

- That's a tall drink of water.

Are you good?

- Mm-hmm.

- Okay.

- Yeah, now that Melanie

has her own man,

I am more than good.

- Yeah.

Okay. Ready?

- Yes. Ready.

- [Both] Rae!

- Oh, wait.

- No, no. Rayleigh.

- Come here.

Mommy and Daddy have something

we'd like to tell you.

- Yes.

(laughing)

- All right, y'all.

We have an announcement?

Come here, baby.

As you know,

we're very excited to have

moved back here

and we're on a new journey

with the love and support

from all of our

friends and family.

Speaking of family, we

have a new addition.

- I got this.

(bright music)

- Guys, the big news is

that I'm pregnant!

(cheers)

- Congratulations!

- Thank you!

(excited chatter)

- God really does

answer prayers.

- Yes. Yeah, he absolutely does.

- I prayed for a little brother.

- What?

- I've been praying for

one every night

for the past two months.

- Baby, do you really think

that God answered your prayer?

- Of course, Daddy.

Think about it.

I've been praying and

praying and praying.

I prayed so hard I

couldn't be ignored.

- Wow.

Wow.

- Oh, and I forgot to mention,

at first I asked God for a

little brother.

- Right.

- But now I'm thinking

of asking for a brother, a

sister, and another brother.

- Baby girl, I don't think

mommy's gonna be too cool

with having to get

pregnant two more times.

- No, not two more times.

All at once. Triplets!

- Trip. You said triplets.

- Triplets.

- You said triplets.

Triplets.

Triplets.

Baby?

- Yeah.

Are you okay?

- Huh?

- You look like you've

seen a ghost.

- I'm, I think I've seen three.

- Oh.

- Are you okay?

What's going on?

- No.

- You look queasy.

- I feel that way.

This morning sickness

is starting to become

morning, noon and

night sickness.

- Right.

- And I just, ugh.

And I just kind of feel

like I'm having like three.

- Triplets. Triplets?

- What?

- Triplets?

- Jeff, no one said

anything about-

- Are we having triplets?

- What are we ha.

Triplets.

- No one's said

anything about any triplets.

- No. You just said three

and then you stopped.

- I was saying that this

morning sickness

has me feeling three times

worse than when I had Raeleigh.

But do you think that

we're having triplets?

- No. No.

Why, are we having triplets?

(bright music)

- I don't think so.

- Okay.

- I don't know.

- Okay.

Okay.

- Okay.

I mean, you did say though that

there's never too much

family in our family.

So would you, would that

be a problem if we did?

Oh God. That would be

a problem, wouldn't it?

- No, no, no, no.

I guess.

- It'll be okay,

I start to get anxious.

- I think we'd be cool.

- You think so?

- I do. Give me a kiss.

We'd get through it.

So if we don't take it, I'd

like to dance with my wife.

I've made my healthy

share of failed mistakes

Still lovin' to

give and I take

- Thank you, God, you

really came through.

Never doubted you for a

second though.

And now that we're on a roll,

instead of just one baby,

I was thinking, how about trip-

(grunting)

- Oh! I cannot believe this!

Everything I do for that woman.

Oh, God.

Don't be sending your

packages to my house no more.

She'd do that to kick me out.

(indistinct)

Ooh.

Oh!

- God. Damn.

(soft music)

Not again.

Are you okay?

- I've literally never

been swept off my feet.

- I'm glad I could

be your first.

(upbeat music)

- Yes.

(laughing)

When I'm running

through your mind

- [Director] Quiet, Apryl.

- But I'm supposed-

- Quiet.

Between these arms

- Still rolling.

Oh yeah, it's easy, baby

(growlS)

You can have me anytime

- I'm not even, I'm-

- Concentrate baby.

Apryl's not ready yet.

Apryl, fix your hair.

Wait a minute.

- Come on. I haven't got

time to play with you!

- All right, here we go.

We're good. We're good now.

You might as well

f*ck with me

We already talk

Like every day

- Hello?

- Is that Rayleigh?

- Hello.

- Rayleigh sweetheart.

- [Rayleigh] Door's stuck.

- Didn't we give her a key?

I thought you gave her a key?

Energy baby

'Cause I'm supposed to be,

baby

- Are you a fillin'

a potty girl?

- Will you shut up?

She doin' her-

Can you please just moon back?

Moonback walk. Moonwalk back.

- That'll be the moonback walk.

- I can't even think.

- Mama.

- Boy.

- The, the, the, the

Just stop your crying.

- Sorry.

I said moonback, moonback.

- Moonback walk.

- [Crew] James, I can see

your sound pack.

- You gotta hold your breath.

James.

James I can see

your sound pack

- Got hurt before

James passes out.

Rae would love this man.

Oh my god.

Rae would love this, but,

it's not even wrapped up.

Wait a minute.

- It's like

artificial intelligence.

- Oh, wait a minute.

Is it one of those AI dolls?

Oh, snap!

Oh, dude.

- [Female Crew] I'm sorry.

- [Male Crew] Sorry,

research. Sorry about that.

He went down.

I went down with him.

- Left the sheets in it.

- I'm coming. I'm coming back.

- So where's Calvin?

- He's knocked out on pain.

Pain, painkillers, pain meds.

- Pain meds?

- Yeah, you, it's a long story.

You should go check out.

Check him out.

Check on him.

(crew laughing)

Shut up.

Boop!

(beep)

Baby. She's on her way!

(crew laughing)

- If it were logical, you

would've ended up with Melanie.

- Boogers. He ate his boogers!

(crew laughing)

We can't let the past get

in the way of our future.

You said that.

- Oh, oh!

- Lemme go back here. Look

at that, look at that.

(vocalizes)

(laughing)

Ahh, okay.

Tell me when you're ready.

Fire it up!

- [Angel] I would like

to dedicate this song.

- Is this real?

- Yeah.

- Okay, don't pay.

- Mel. Ease up a bit.

Mel, ease up a bit, okay?

Hold on.

- Let's reset?

- Yeah.

(laughing)

- I think you reversed.

I think me and you have

done nothing right.

(laughing)

Reset.

- I'll tell you what

I saw in her.

(crew member speaks)

- Yeah.

- Can I say, can I act,

can I be in it?

No.

- Okay, it's on you.

- I'm in a movie. I'm tryna...

- Oh sh*t!

- g*dd*mn microphone.

- I got it, I got it.

- g*dd*mn it.

- I got it.

- So we are unbreakable.

(sniggering)

- [Mel] Yeah.

What I call this person.

- There's nobody there.

- [Mel] Jonathan Little Major.

Oh, (laughs) so cute.

- Wait, what's going

on right now?

- Come on in. Come on in.

- What's happening?

- Had a haircut.

Come on Jonathan.

(Diane laughing)

- He's right there. Why

are you talking to nobody?

(Jeff laughs)

(music ends)
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